9号秘事 第一季 第四集
人人影视英剧社倾情奉献
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翻译: 泽生 落_
爱卿遛小鸟
校对&总监:泽生
时间&后期:加森
最后一口气
格兰姆 Graham?
-格兰姆 -干嘛 - Graham. - What?
这个怎么开机 How do you turn this on?
-开着呢 -那怎么录像 - It is on. - How do you record?
按键 Press the button.
-这个吗 -对 - This one? - Yeah.
-灯怎么亮着 -正待机呢 - Oh, why's the light on? - It's in stand-by.
好吧 Oh, right.
塔塔 Tam-Tam?
塔塔 等下我说开拍 Tam-Tam, when I say go,
你就说一下今天是什么日子以及谁要来 好吗 I want you to explain what day it is and who's coming. OK, love?
-为什么 -这样我们就可以录下来了 - Why? - Well, so we have a record of it.
你也不想忘记今天这么重要的日子吧 You don't want to forget it, do you?
等一下 我再找找按键 好了 Hang on, let me find the button again. Right.
预备 And...
开拍 Go...
做得好 塔塔 Well done, Tam-Tam.
-你想看一下回放吗 -不用了 谢谢 - Do you want to watch it back? - No, thanks.
好吧 我回头再看 All right. I'll watch it later.
我吹不起来 充气泵在哪 I can't bloody do it. Where's the pumper?
什么叫你吹不起来 What do you mean, you can't do it?
都是些长气球 It's these stupid long ones.
先拉一下 格兰姆 拉一下 Well, stretch it, Graham. Stretch it.
把充气泵给我拿来 Just get me the pumper!
我让你昨晚就弄好 I told you to do them last night!
他来了 格兰姆 天呐 He's here. Graham, oh, my God!
好了 淡定 再厉害也是个人嘛 All right, calm down. He's only flesh and blood.
我知道 但他来我们家了 妈呀 I know, but in our house! Graham, oh, my God.
他的屎也是棕色的 不是吗 His turds are brown, aren't they?
格兰姆 Oh, Graham.
他来了 塔美 He's here, Tammy!
你们好 请进 Hello. Come in.
她就在这里面 She's just through here.
-我们家不难找吧 -挺好找的 - You found us all right, then? - Yeah, no problem.
这是我妻子珍 Oh, this is my wife, Jan.
你好 我是弗兰奇·帕森斯 Hi. Frankie Parsons.
我知道 I know!
-她是你的大粉丝 -格兰姆 - She's a big fan of yours. - Oh, Graham!
幸会 你的眼睛很漂亮 Lovely to meet you. You've got beautiful eyes.
你知道莎莉吧 许个... You know Sally from the Make A...
《许愿者》英国版 我们在电话里谈过 Wishmaker UK. We spoke on the phone.
天呐 你们家可真温馨 Gosh, what a lovely house.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
-贾斯敏就在这屋里吗 -是的 - So, is this Jasmine through here? - Yes.
-是塔美辛 -塔辛美 - Tamsin. - Tasmin?
-塔美辛 塔美辛 -塔美辛 - Tamsin. Tamsin. - Tamsin.
你好啊 塔美辛 Hello, Tamsin.
生日快乐 Happy Birthday.
你今天9岁了 对吧 So, you're nine today, are you?
等一下 我想录下来 Oh, hang on a second. I just want to video this.
-你介意吗 -不 完全不介意 - Do you mind? - No, no, not at all.
录完了也给我一份拷贝 I'd like a copy for myself, actually.
我很高兴来见这个勇敢的小姑娘 I'm excited to meet this brave little girl
我听说了好多你的事 who I've heard so much about.
要我出去再进来一次吗 You want me to step out and come back in again?
好啊 谢谢了 Oh, yes, please!
准备好了吗 你好啊... Ready? Hey...
你不用这么做的 There's no need for you to do that.
我去拿充气泵 I'll go and get the pumper.
没关系 我可以搞定 It's OK. I got it.
抽太多烟了 Too many cigarettes.
你还好吗 Are you OK?
就快好了 最后吹一口 Almost done. One more push.
爸爸 Daddy!
-天呐 怎么回事 珍 -他倒下了 - Shit, what's happened? Jan! - He fell.
-什么叫他倒下了 -帕森斯先生 - What do you mean, he fell? - Mr Parsons! Mr Parsons!
给他喝点水什么的 Get him a drink of water or something.
-珍 -怎么回事 - Jan! - What happened?!
-他没呼吸了 -帕森斯先生 - He's not breathing! - Mr Parsons!
给 Here.
要放糖吗 莎莉 Do you take sugar, Sally?
不用 还是要吧 你们家有甜味剂吗 No. Yes, actually. Do you have sweeteners?
珍 我们家有甜味剂吗 Jan, do we have sweeteners?
在抽屉里 In the drawer.
哪个抽屉 Which?
放吸尘袋的那个 The one with the Hoover bags.
抱歉 我还是不... Sorry, I still don't...
我去拿 I'll get them!
她很伤心 She's upset.
她本想让他给CD签名的 She wanted him to sign her CDs.
我们有他亲笔签名存档 我可以安排送一份过来 We have autographs on file. I can arrange to have one sent.
谢谢 Oh, thanks!
现在他的签名可真值钱了 Would be worth a few bob now, I should think.
弗布伊斯先生正在赶来 Mr Forboise is on his way.
他说在他到这儿之前什么都别碰 He said don't touch anything until he gets here.
好吧 弗布伊斯先生是弗兰奇的经纪人 Right. Mr Forboise is Frankie's manager.
曾是弗兰奇的经纪人 Was Frankie's manager.
给你 Here.
恐怕只有袋装的 They're packet ones, I'm afraid.
-她从火车上顺的 -格兰姆 - She nicked 'em off a train. - Graham!
反正也无所谓了 Well, it hardly matters now, does it?
塔美辛的卧室里有个世界知名的死歌星 We've got a world-famous dead pop star in our Tamsin's bedroom.
谁会在意那几包偷来的甜味剂啊 No-one's going to mind about a few stolen Canderels.
塔美辛 Oh, Tamsin...
亲爱的 Love!
你确定不要报警吗 Are you sure we shouldn't call 999?
弗布伊斯先生说先等等 Mr Forboise said to wait,
他说要是报警的话会有一大群蠢猪涌来这儿 said this place would be crawling with pigs if we do that.
你是说警察吧 You mean police.
不 我说的是媒体 No, I'm talking about press, aren't I?
要是让他们知道帕森斯先生是这样死的 If they find out Mr Parsons died in that way,
他们肯定跟秃鹰似的盯着不放了 they'll be like vultures.
干你们这行一定很难受吧 Must be awful doing that job.
不是蠢猪就是秃鹰 You know, you're either a pig or a vulture, aren't you?
不会是马 或是什么有尊严的生物 You're never a horse or a creature with dignity.
真惨 Horrible.
他们应该都想捕捉第一手画面吧 I suppose they'll all want to get the first picture.
看看他们对戴安娜王妃做的事 Look what they did to Diana.
还有凯特王妃 And Kate.
是啊 她现在也生活在媒体的关注之下 Yes. Her boobs are out there now.
她想避开都不行 She can't take 'em back.
-我们得保护弗兰奇的声誉 -当然 - We've got to protect Frankie's legacy. - Absolutely.
你没事吧 塔塔 You all right there, Tam-Tam?
要我帮你把气球拿开吗 亲爱的 Do you want me to take that off you, love?
能把气球给我吗 小姐 Can I take the balloon please, Miss?
-让她留着吧 -气球给我 - Oh, let her keep it. - The balloon?
你要来做什么 What do you want it for?
我认为你侵犯了 I believe that you are in infringement
-帕森斯先生的知识产权 -什么 - of Mr Parson's intellectual property rights. - What?
那对她是个安慰 It's a comfort to her.
就是只气球 别这样 It's only a balloon, for goodness' sake.
气球里充满着帕森斯先生的气息 One that contains Mr Parsons' breath -
临终之息 his actual dying breath.
我的天呐 我觉得好不舒服 Oh, good Lord. Oh, that's made me go all funny.
就给他吧 塔美辛 Oh, just give it to him, Tamsin.
很好 There you go.
-悠着点 -行 没事的 - Careful! - All right. It's fine.
打个结吧 Tie a knot in it.
-我不会打结... -用两根手指 - I just can't do the... - Use two fingers.
-我打不了啊 -不对 - I can't do it, can I? - No.
让我来吧 Let me do it.
小心点 好吗 Just be careful, all right?
拿稳了吗 Got it?
如果用了充气泵 就不会有这种事了 If you'd only used the pumper, none of this would have happened.
珍 别说了 Jan! Please!
-好了 -谢谢 - There. - Thank you.
大家都悠着点 好吗 Let's just take a breath, shall we?
珍 去塔美辛房里把手提电脑拿来 Jan, go and get Tamsin's laptop from her room, please.
但弗兰奇在里面 But Frankie's in there.
去拿就是了 Just get it, please.
我得搞清楚现在到底什么情况 I need to find out what we're dealing with here.
是我老板 要接吗 My boss. Should I answer it?
-别接 -接 - No. - Yeah.
你好 奈吉 Hi, Nigel.
天呐 是的 很抱歉我完全忘了 Oh, gosh, yes. Oh, I'm so sorry. I completely forgot.
有个脑瘫的小男孩 I've got a little boy with cerebral palsy
想跟大牌播音员诺埃尔·埃德蒙兹下棋 who wants to play chess with Noel Edmonds.
奈吉 你能让桑迪代我去吗 Nigel, could you get Sandy to cover for me at all?
我这儿还有些事 I'm just dealing with a situation here.
不不 No, no, no.
一切顺利 不用劳驾你过来 It's all going well. You don't have to come.
就是... It's just...
帕森斯先生想留下 Mr Parsons wants to stay and...
跪舔... suck off...
是跟塔美辛唱K 是的 sing off with Tamsin on the karaoke, yes.
他们玩得可欢了 Oh, they're having a ball.
我说话这会儿他们正在唱《拉邦巴》呢 They're doing La Bamba as I speak.
*啦啦啦啦 拉邦巴* *La, la, la, La Bamba*
*啦啦啦啦 通巴* *La, la, la, La Tumba*
她真是个幸运的姑娘 对吧 She's a lucky girl, isn't she?
*啦啦啦啦 拉邦巴* *La, la, la, La Bamba*
什么情况 What is going on?
弗兰奇的尸体还躺在隔壁 Frankie's lying dead next door
你们就在这儿唱起了比利·乔的歌 and you're singing Billy Joel!
比利·乔 那才不是比利·乔的歌 Billy Joel? That wasn't Billy Joel!
谁是比利·乔 Who's Billy Joel?
你逗我呢吧 谁是比利·乔 Are you serious?! Who's Billy Joel?
我这辈子真是什么蠢话都听过了 I've heard it all now.
不管是谁 你们这样都不合适吧 Well, whoever it is, I don't think it's appropriate.
灾难避免了 我们可不想 Disaster averted. We don't really want
别人来这儿 是吧 anybody else coming round, do we?
在弗布伊斯先生到达之前 是的 Not until Mr Forboise gets here.
你作为中立方 我把这气球交给你 I'm going to give this to you as a neutral, OK?
好吧 我先把戒指摘掉 Yes, fine. Let me just take my ring off.
有点尖 It's a bit spiky.
好了 There.
这样好多了 不是吗 That's better, isn't it?
你们当这是派对游戏吗 Is this some sort of party game?
离气球远点好吗 太太 Step away from the balloon, miss, all right?
-到底是怎么回事 -太太 我要你站远一点 - What's going on? - Miss, I need you to step away.
你们都是脑子不正常了 Oh, you've all lost your heads.
好了 来看看这条消息 All right, here we go. Look at this.
贾斯汀·比伯剪下来的刘海 卖了4万美金 Justin Bieber's fringe - $40,000.
-天啊 -猫王的头发 卖了12万 - Gosh. - Elvis Presley's hair - 120,000.
迈克尔·杰克逊的手套 卖了40万 Michael Jackson's glove - 400,000.
你读这些跟我们现在的情况有什么关系啊 What's this got to do with anything?
珍 我们这里有个气球 Jan, we've got a balloon here
里面是弗兰奇·帕森斯的最后一口气 containing Frankie Parson's final breath,
他的临终之息 被永远保存了下来 his actual dying breath captured and preserved for eternity.
我们还有录像证明呢 We've even got the video to prove it!
那真变态 That's sick.
世界本身就很变态 珍 The world's sick, Jan.
有人花了5500块买下了 Someone paid five and a half grand
斯嘉丽·约翰逊用过的纸巾 for Scarlett Johansson's used tissue!
就像比利说的 始作俑者可不是我们 It's like Billy said - we didn't start the fire.
你要卖了弗兰奇的最后一口气吗 You're going to sell Frankie's last breath?
我们还不知道能卖多少钱 Well, we don't know what it's worth, do we?
可能是50英镑 也可能是5万英镑 Could be 50 quid or 50,000.
可能更多 Or more.
在《许愿者》英国版节目中 At Wishmaker UK
我们看到了人们对名人附加的价值 we get to see the value people attach to celebrities
我跟你说 那可是很惊人的 and it's quite staggering, I tell you.
像这样珍贵的东西 Something like this
可以让很多儿童的愿望成真 could make a lot of children's wishes come true.
是没错 但这是塔美辛的愿望 Yeah, but this is Tamsin's wish,
不是吗 塔塔 isn't it, Tam-Tam?
那个愿望属于我们 That wish belongs to us.
弗兰奇·帕森斯 《简单生活》
《百慕大三角恋》这首歌怎么样 What about Bermuda Love Triangle?
有点太... It's a bit...
摇滚风了 这种情况下不合适 ..Rocky, given the circumstances.
是啊 我们得找些更哀伤的曲子 对吧 Yeah, suppose we want something more sombre, don't we?
但不要感伤的那种 他从来不走感伤催泪路线 But not maudlin. He was never maudlin.
那《为你欢喜为你愁》怎么样 How about Feel You Up, Feel You Down?
-就是他想搞说唱风格的那首吗 -是啊 - Was that the one where he tried to rap? - Yeah.
我不喜欢 莎莉 他用了些脏话 I don't like it, Sally. He uses language.
是啊 该死 我给忘了 对不起 Oh, yes. Shit, I'd forgotten, sorry.
抱歉 Sorry.
弗兰奇走古典风的时候是最成功的 Frankie was best when he was just...classic.
你明白我说的意思吗 Do you know what I mean?
永恒的经典 Timeless.
我最爱的是《未来的某一天》 My favourite was One Day In Your Life.
是啊 Oh, yes.
就这首了 《未来的某一天》 That's the one. One Day In Your Life.
在你为他工作之前 Were you actually a fan of his
你是他的粉丝吗 before you started to work for him?
不 我更喜欢嘻哈乐 匪帮说唱类的 No. I prefer hip hop, gangsta rap, that sort of thing.
我有次在电梯中见到了嘻哈歌星杰斯·杰 I once met Jazzy Jay in a lift.
好吧 Right.
*未来的某一天* *One day in your life*
*你会记起一个地方* *You'll remember a place*
*谁轻轻触碰你的脸庞* *Someone touching your face*
*你会再度归来* *You'll come back*
*你会四周凝望* *And you'll look around you*
*未来的某一天* *One day in your life*
*你会记得...* *You'll remember... *
我得到了一些大概的数字 I've got some numbers for you.
我跟佳士得拍卖行的一个人通了电话 I spoke to a man at Christie's
得到了纳尔逊·曼德拉和罗比·威廉姆斯的 and got a ballpark figure for the last breaths
最后一口气的大致拍卖价 of Nelson Mandela and Robbie Williams.
我觉得弗兰奇应该介于他们二人之间 I figured that Frankie was somewhere in between.
那些都是假设的最后一口气对吧 These are hypothetical last breaths.
是啊 是啊 假设的 当然了 Yeah, yeah, hypothetical ones, obviously.
你想尿尿吗 塔塔 陪她去吧 珍 Ah, do you need a wee-wee, Tam-Tam? Go with her, Jan.
我不想尿尿 I don't need a wee.
走吧 亲爱的 Come on, sweetheart.
你爸爸想谈正经事呢 Your dad wants to talk some business.
我说 假设你在纳尔逊·曼德拉的临终床前 So I said, "Imagine you're at Nelson Mandela's deathbed
手里拿着一个果酱罐 with a jam jar."
果酱罐 A jam jar?
是的 我当时临时想出来的 明白吗 Yeah, well, I was improvising, wasn't I?
我们可没办法轻易忘了今年的生日了 对吧 Well, that's one birthday we won't forget in a hurry, isn't it?
我还能过几次生日呢 How many birthdays do I have left?
我们不知道 亲爱的 We don't know, darling.
我们希望可以过很多很多次吧 Lots and lots, we hope.
我喜欢弗兰奇 他人很好 I liked Frankie. He was nice.
弗兰奇·帕森斯进了我们家 Frankie J Parsons at our house.
那本是我永生难忘的一刻 That was going to be my moment.
现在一切都毁了 Now it's gone.
那是我的错吗 Is it my fault?
亲爱的 不 怎么会是你的错 Darling, no, why would it be your fault?
我当时让他吹气球给我 I wanted him to blow up the balloon.
你又不知道会发生这种事 Well, you weren't to know.
他的灵魂会升入天堂吗 Will his soul go to heaven?
会的 Yes.
会的 一定会的 Yes, it will.
我们要怎么处理这事 So, how are we going to do this?
作为中立人 Well, as a neutral,
我觉得最公平的办法就是大家平分 I'd say the only fair way is equal shares.
是啊 没错 Yeah, absolutely.
你1/3 我1/3 这家人1/3 Third for you, third for me, third for the family.
那听上去很公平 That sounds about right.
等等 你刚说"这家人分到1/3"是什么意思 Hang on a minute, what do you mean "A third for the family"?
那可是很多钱了啊 That's a lot of money.
没错 但我们家可有3个人 Yeah, but there's three of us.
那你什么意思 So what are you saying?
应该平分成5份 Well, you should split it in fifths.
我 珍 塔美辛 你和莎莉 Me, Jan, Tamsin, you and Sally.
1/5 多年来我拿着低工资为他工作 A fifth. I worked for him all those years on shitty wages
最后却只能得到1/5吗 and all I get is a fifth?
但那才叫平分啊 不是吗 总共5个人呢 But that's equal shares, isn't it? It's five people.
不如我们都退一步 分成4份吧 How about we compromise and say quarters?
4份 Quarters?
-是的 每个人分到25% -那把谁排除在外了 - Yeah. each. - So who loses out?
没有谁 你和你妻子分到一半 Nobody. You and your wife get half, and
剩下的一半我和他平分 we split the other half between us.
是吗 那塔美辛怎么办 Yeah, and what about Tamsin?
-她未成年 -那又怎样 - She's underage. - So?
她只是个孩子 She's just a kid.
-她不该得到那么多钱 -那是她挣来的 - She shouldn't get that much money. - She's earned it.
怎么挣的 让他吹气球 What, by making him blow into a balloon
导致他动脉瘤爆裂而死吗 and giving him an aneurysm?
维克斯先生 恕我冒犯 Mr Vickers, with respect,
如果我们让塔美辛也分到1/5 if we give Tamsin an equal fifth, well,
那些钱很快就会归你所有 不是吗 that's going to revert back to you pretty quickly, isn't it?
什么 What?
我是说 你先别激动 I mean, without being emotional,
当她在疾病面前倒下时 你和你妻子就会 when the inevitable happens, you and your wife are going to be
坐拥3/5的钱 而你们只有两个人 sitting on three fifths between the two of you and
萨蒙和我觉得那不是很公平 不是吗 Simon and I don't think that's particularly fair, do we?
-等等 -放下来 放下来 - Now, just a minute... - Put it down. Put it down!
这个气球其实是属于我们的 This balloon actually belongs to us.
我们花钱买的 珍还保存着收据 We paid for it. Jan'll have the receipt somewhere,
你们两个给老子玩蛋去吧 so you two can just fuck off!
你说什么 I beg your pardon?
你们听到了 滚蛋吧 You heard me. Fuck off!
这是我的家 我的派对 我的气球 This is my house, my party and my balloon!
你邀请我们来的 维克斯先生 You invited us here, Mr Vickers.
帕森斯先生百忙之中抽时间前来 Mr Parsons gave up time from his busy schedule...
我他妈才不管呢 I don't give a shit!
他已经死了 我要你们都给我滚出去 He's dead now and I want him and you out of my house!
我们会走的 但你得先把属于我们的东西分给我们 We'll go, just as soon as you give us what's rightfully ours.
属于你们的东西 What's rightfully ours,
是说一包12个 售价1.99英镑的气球吗 you mean. Pack of 12, 1.99?
气球里面的东西可不是你的 不是吗 What's inside it isn't yours, is it?
气球皮是你的 但里面的气息不是你的 You own the skin but you don't own the air.
说得对啊 That's right.
那里面的气息不属于任何人 Nobody owns the air.
好吧 All right.
好啊 如果你们想要里面的气息 All right. Well, if you want the air,
-那就给你们吧 -别 别这样 - you can have it... - Stop, stop!
-是这个吗 你们是想要这个吗 -快放下来 - Isn't it?! Is this what you want?! - Put it down...
-是这个吗 -住手 - Is it?! - Stop it!
从沙发上下来 格兰姆 Get down off the sofa, Graham.
把气球交给塔美辛 Give the balloon to Tamsin.
今天是她的生日 那气球是属于她的 It's her birthday. It belongs to her.
-她是中立人 -我以为我才是中立人呢 - She's neutral. - I thought I was neutral.
你不再是了 Not any more, you're not.
你一下从中立国瑞士变成了纳粹德国 You went from Switzerland to Nazi Germany in one fell goose step.
给 Here.
一定要非常非常小心地对待 塔塔 Be very, very careful with it, Tam-Tam.
你不是一直想去迪斯尼乐园吗 You know you wanted to go Disney?
真正的迪斯尼 不是冒牌的那个 The proper one, not the froggy one?
把这想象成进去的门票吧 Well, imagine this is your ticket in.
没错 你的黄金门票 Yeah, your golden ticket.
别许下你无法兑现的承诺 格兰姆 Don't make promises you can't keep, Graham.
她受的罪已经够多的了 She's been through enough.
相信我 Trust me.
现在我们坐下 稍微吃个午饭 Now let's sit down, have a spot of lunch,
我们要像真正的成年人一样理智商讨这事 and we'll talk about this like adults.
你的工作成就感一定很高吧 Must be very rewarding, your job.
是的 我想确实是吧 Yes, yes, I suppose it is.
当你看到一个小男孩因为收到 When you see a little boy's face light up
球星约翰·泰利送来的签了名的 because John Terry's brought him
英格兰队球衣而高兴不已时 a signed England shirt, well,
那种成就感真是无价的 you can't put a price on that.
但是却可以给一个流行明星的最后一口气定价吗 But you can put a price on a pop star's last ever breath?
那只是瞎猜罢了 It's just a guesstimate.
稍微增加点收入嘛 明白吗 Something to put in the budget. You know?
你已经实现的最美好的梦想是什么 What's the best dream you've ever made come true?
我经常被人问到这个问题 I'm often asked that.
不得不说 我觉得这个问题很傻 I'd have to say - and it sounds silly, really -
但有个小女孩 but there was a little girl with...
好像是患了 霍奇金病 I think...Hodgkin's disease.
我不太懂疾病方面的事 I don't get involved with the illness side.
她的梦想是当个邮递员 And her dream was to be a postman.
英国粘土动画中的人物
仅此而已 That's all.
不是要给女王送信 也不是要见邮递员派特 Not give a letter to the Queen, or meet Postman Pat.
就想当个普通的邮递员 Just be a postman.
奈吉把这事扔给我 Nigel shunted it my way.
当然了 媒体也完全不感兴趣 Zero press interest there, of course.
但当我们把信交到她手上 But when we gave her that letter
让她帮忙投递时 and told her to put it through the letter box,
她完成之后就笑出来了 the little giggle after it landed.
说这对她来说比什么都重要 Said it meant the whole world to her.
说完就死在了台阶上 Then she dropped down dead right there on the doorstep.
媒体知道这事之后都疯了 Press went mad for it.
所以 去你的 奈吉 So, up yours, Nigel.
这是我最喜欢的一个故事 That was my favourite one.
弗布伊斯说他20分钟后 Mr Forboise said he'll be here in 20 minutes
-和验尸官还有救护车一起来 -好吧 - with the coroner and ambulance crew. - Ok.
他们不想引起注意 所以不开警铃 They'll be incognito, so they don't raise any alarm.
-说想让他走得有尊严一点 -当然了 - Said he wanted to do this with dignity. - Absolutely.
-你没告诉他... -没有没有 - You didn't tell him about... - Oh, no, no, no.
-我就装傻好了 -这样最好 - I'll just claim ignorance. - Yeah, probably best.
-他是个好老板吗 -谁 帕森斯先生吗 - Was he a good boss? - Who? Mr Parsons?
老实说 有点混蛋 Bit of a dick, to be honest.
我是说 他是个很有音乐才华的人 I mean, he knew how to work it and all that,
但我觉得他并不开心 but I don't think he was a happy man.
你真该听听 You should have heard the way
来的路上他是怎么抱怨的 he was bitching about having to come here.
-不会吧 -"看望生病小孩的事不该我做" - No? - I shouldn't have to be around these sick kids.
"他们让我很压抑" "They make me depressed."
太让人失望了 Oh, how disappointing!
别告诉珍好吗 她会很伤心的 Don't say anything to Jan, will you? She'd be mortified.
当然不会 No, no, no, of course not.
你瞧 这就是作为名人的坏处 You see, that's the trouble with being famous, isn't it?
不能掌控自己的生活 Your life's not your own any more.
太对了 For real.
我靠... What the...
感谢老天 Oh, thank God.
是汽车回火的声音 Was just a car backfiring.
不是我说笑 我们应该把气球放到楼上去 I'm not being funny, but we should put the item upstairs,
放得远一点 out of the way.
等下很多人会进来 This place will be crawling with quacks in a few minutes.
指不定会发生什么事 Anything can happen.
是啊 以及狗仔队带来的各种麻烦 Yeah. And are the quacks linked to the pigs, or...?
我拿去楼上房间 I'll put it in the spare room.
-安全就好 -很安全 - As long as it's safe, yeah? - It will be.
来 塔塔 把气球给爸爸 Come on, Tam-Tam, give it to Daddy.
乖女儿 Good girl.
放手 亲爱的 Let go, sweetheart.
给爸爸 乖 Daddy needs this. Come on.
乖女儿 Good girl.
放手 Let go.
我跟你一起去 I'm coming with you.
我们来听歌儿吧 小塔 Let's put some music on, Tam.
让你开心点 Cheer you up a bit.
大约还有七八分钟 Be about seven or eight minutes.
好 Cool.
谢了 哥们儿 Thanks, man.
你还好吗 塔塔 You all right, Tam-Tam?
再帮她吹个气球 格兰姆 她想要 Do her another balloon, Graham. She misses it.
怎么可能 才过... How can she miss it? It's only a...
你想要什么颜色 亲爱的 What colour do you want, darling?
有白色 黄色 紫色 There's white, yellow, purple...
-紫色还剩几个 -两个 - How many more purple ones? - Two.
如果我们把那个气球私下卖出去 You know, if we could sell the first one to a private bidder,
完全保密 不引起公众注意 no public auction, confidentiality clause.
我们有视频证据 We've got the video evidence.
再加上一点弗兰奇的DNA Add a bit of Frankie's DNA.
就这么做 Do it.
-这不是造假吗 -没关系 - Isn't that cheating? - Doesn't matter.
有人愿意掏钱买 它就是值钱的 A thing is only worth what someone's willing to pay for it.
小心点格兰姆 别把自己伤到了 Careful, Graham. You'll do yourself an injury...
那就快去拿充气泵 Well, go and get the bloody pumper, then!
我不知道在哪儿 We don't know where it is!
给我 Just give me that.
老天 我有点晕 Oh, God, I'm feeling all light-headed.
-吹之前先拉扯一下 -我眼都花了 - Stretch it first. - I'm seeing stars.
我找到充气泵了 就在... I found the pumper. It was in the...
弗兰奇是好些了吗 Is Frankie better now?
珍 带塔美辛去厕所 Jan, take Tamsin to the toilet, please.
-我不想去 -快 - I don't want to go. - Just do it.
-来吧 宝贝儿 -不要 - Come on, sweetheart. - No!
-妈妈帮你换袋子 -我不想去 - Mummy will change your bag for you. - No! I don't want to!
他是不是... Is he...
-他还活着 -很好 - He's alive. - Good.
真是太棒了 不是吗 Well, that's fantastic, isn't it?
-是的 -他的脉搏很虚弱 - Yes. - It's a very faint pulse.
我们要乐观一点 祈祷最好的结果 Well, we just have to cross our fingers and hope for the best.
没错 Right.
什么结果最好 What is the best?
救护车还要多久到 How long till the ambulance crew get here?
-5分钟 -好 - Five minutes. - OK.
好吧 那还是会值点钱的 OK, I mean, it's still going to be worth something.
有人花三千块买贾斯汀·汀布莱克掉的面包屑 Someone bought Justin Timberlake's toast crumbs for, like, three grand.
我们之前的所为 也不算浪费时间 I mean, it's not like it's been a total waste of time.
-选只手 -什么 - Pick a hand. - What?
选只手 我们要速战速决 Pick a hand! We've got to do this quickly!
做什么 你到底在说什么 Do what? What are we talking about here?
选一只就对了 Just pick one, for fuck's sake.
该你上了 哥们儿 It's your job, man.
为什么是我 我猜到硬币 是我赢 What, my job? No, I found the coin. I won!
-挑到硬币的输 -谁说的 - Coin loses. - Says who?
扔吧 猜正反 Just flip it. Heads or tails.
等等 为什么就我们两个参加 Hang on a minute. How come this is just a two man thing?
-你到底想不想要钱 -想 但是... - Do you want the money or not? - Yes, but...
那就赶紧猜 Call it then.
她连气球都吹不好 你还指望她杀人 She knocked herself out blowing up a balloon, never mind that.
-他也不行啊 -快选 - To be fair, so did he. - Call it.
不 我才不做这种事情 No, I'm not prepared to play God in this way.
那男人是个大明星 给很多人都带去了欢乐 The man's a huge star! He brings pleasure to millions of people!
-以后可就不一定了 -你怎么知道 - Not like that, he doesn't. - How do you know?
他患了脑动脉瘤 肯定变植物人 He had a brain aneurysm. He's a vegetable.
他下辈子只能躺在床上 He'll spend the rest of his life bed-bound,
用吸管吃饭 直接拉在床上 eating through a straw and shitting into a bucket.
那样活着还有意义吗 没冒犯的意思 What kind of life is that? No offence.
没冒犯的意思 No offence?
那是我这辈子听过的最冒犯人的话了 That's one of the most offensive things I've ever heard in my life!
听着 我这辈子 Look, I spend my whole life
都在帮别人实现梦想 making other people's dreams come true.
当他们满心欢喜实现梦想的时候 Standing by and smiling while they fly off in a helicopter with
我只能站在一旁微笑 a candyfloss in one hand and a D-lister in the other.
为什么这次不能给我机会 Why can't it be my turn?
完成我的愿望 我的梦想 What about my needs? My wishes?
他还活着 The man's alive.
活不久了 快 选吧 Not for much longer. Now, call it.
-不 我做不到 -选 - No, I can't. - Call it.
正 Heads!
正 Heads.
你赢了 操 You win. Fuck!
给我个坐垫 Get me a cushion.
我不能待在这儿 I can't be here for this.
我看不下去 I can't witness this!
天啊 Oh, God.
拿着 Here.
沾上他的DNA Get his DNA on these.
我们之后或许还能用得着 We might be able to do something with them at a later date.
好了 我去找小塔说几句话 Right. I'll go and have a little chat with Tam-Tam.
告诉她这个坏消息 Tell her the bad news.
好了 我跟弗布伊斯先生一起走 Right. I'm going with Mr Forboise.
狗仔队马上就来了 做好准备 Pigs will be onto this within the hour, so be ready, yeah?
别轻举妄动 保持联系 Sit tight and I'll be in touch.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
媒体可要高兴坏了 Well, the press are going to have a field day with this.
我们应该再查查录像 We should have another look at that camcorder footage, actually.
如果把它剪成30秒一段段的 If we cut it into 30 second segments,
或许可以给每个电视台寄一部分 we might be able to send a chunk to each of the networks.
我估计不行吧 I wouldn't bet on it.
大部分可都是珍拍的 记得吗 Our Jan did most of the filming, remember?
塔美辛 Oh, Tamsin!
有点... There's three bits...
塔塔 塔美辛 Tam-Tam? Tamsin!
塔美辛 Tamsin!
塔美辛 亲爱的你在哪儿 Tamsin, where are you, darling?!
塔塔 Tam-Tam?
格兰姆 塔美辛在哪儿 我找不到她 Graham, where's Tamsin? I can't find her.
你瞧 她在那儿 She's there, look.
塔美辛 Tamsin!
塔美辛 你在干什么 Tamsin? What you doing?
塔美辛 不要 Tamsin! No!
靠 快拍下来 Shit. Film it, film it!
我们只剩下这个了 It's all we've got.
*未来的某一天* *One day in your life*
*你会记起一个地方* *You'll remember a place*
*谁轻轻触碰你的脸庞* *Someone touching your face*
*你会再度归来* *You'll come back*
*你会四周凝望* *And you'll look around you*