9号秘事 第一季 第三集
人人影视英剧社倾情奉献
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汤姆和洁瑞
翻译: 泽生 爱卿遛小鸟
校对&总监:泽生
时间&后期:加森
-哪条裙子最邋遢 -什么 - Which one of these is the frumpiest? - Hmm?
我要挑衣服试镜去 I'm meant to be choosing my outfit for this audition.
那个角色是个穿着邋遢的老处女 She's meant to be a frumpy spinster.
-你身上这条就不错 -我还没换呢 - Well, what you're wearing now is good. - I haven't changed yet.
我是指这两条 I meant out of these two.
蓝的吧 Oh, the blue one.
真的吗 不是这条 Really? Not this one?
随便了 你试镜的是什么剧 Oh, whichever. What are you auditioning for?
《进攻日的桃乐丝》 怎么了 D-day Doris. What?
我以为你说的是《进攻日的桃乐丝》 I thought you said D-day Doris.
我的确说的是《进攻日的桃乐丝》 I did say D-day Doris.
是一部讲下地劳作的女性的戏剧 It's a play about land girls.
听着像那种去老人院巡演的破剧 Sounds like the kind of shit they tour around old people's homes.
的确是 我都五个月没演戏了 汤姆 It is. I haven't worked for five months, Tom.
-乞丐可不能挑剔 -没错 - Beggars can't be choosers. - Yep.
说到乞丐 Speaking of which,
-你看到那边那个流浪汉了吗 -哪里 - have you seen that tramp down there? - Where?
那里 停着的两辆车当中 看啊 There. Between the parked cars down there, look.
-我什么都没看到 -正是 - I can't see anything. - Well, exactly.
他为什么要在没人能看到的地方行乞 What kind of place is that to be a beggar, if no-one can see him?
他可能不是在行乞 只是在等人 He might not be begging. He might be waiting for someone.
肯定是在行乞 Of course he's begging.
他身前还放了个塑料杯呢 He's got a polystyrene cup in front of him.
可能是马路艺术家 Could be a pavement artist.
马路神经病还差不多 Piss artist more like.
是啊 我们或许也会沦落跟他一样的命运呢 Yes, well, there but for the grace of God.
怎么 你是说我也可能成为流浪汉 What? Saying I could be a tramp?
别用这个词 汤姆 Don't use that word, Tom.
-什么词 流浪汉吗 -对 很无礼 - What, tramp? - Yes. It's insulting.
就好像吉卜赛和印欧混血 不能乱说 It's like gypsy or half-caste. You can't say it.
不管怎样 我不喜欢 很奇怪 Well, whatever it is, I don't like it. It's weird.
要我送你去地铁站吗 Do you want me to walk you to the tube?
不 我没事的 No, I'll be alright.
他才不会袭击一个叫桃乐丝的老处女呢 对吧 He's hardly going to attack a spinster named Doris, is he?
-你作文批得怎么样 -挺好 - How are you getting on with your marking? - It's alright.
每人都批个"真棒" I'm giving them all a 'wow' stamp
每隔5人就批个"棒极了" and every fifth one gets a 'brilliant'.
你应该实话实说 你的评语很重要 I think you should be truthful. It matters what you write.
我就记得老师给的评语 I remember teachers' comments.
看完这些作文 If I read all these and
再认真写评语 我今晚就不用睡了 marked them all properly I'd be here all night.
你却宁愿做什么 What would rather be doing?
往窗外看你的小... Staring out the window at your little...
-什么 -穷人 - What? - Indigent.
你也不知道怎么称呼他吧 See, you don't know what to call him either, do you?
流浪汉就是流浪汉 A tramp's a tramp.
-我得走了 -我送你去地铁站 - I've got to go. - Right, I'm going to walk you to the tube.
-不用了 -要的 - You don't have to. - I am.
我爱你 汤姆 I love you, Tom.
反正我也要买牛奶 I need some milk anyway.
好 别担心 到家了给我打电话 OK, not to worry. Ring me when you get home, all right.
我得挂了 Right, I've got to go.
好像是我叫的披萨到了 好 爱你 I think my pizza's arrived. OK, yeah, love you.
回聊 拜拜 Speak later. Bye.
你好 Hello.
你的钱包在我这儿 'I've got your wallet.'
你说什么 Pardon?
你的钱包好像在我这儿 我在外面捡到的 'I think I've got your wallet. I found it outside.'
好吧 请上来 Err, OK, come up.
不好意思 我刚捡到的 Sorry, I just found it.
它掉在哪了 Oh, where, where was it?
-商店旁边 -我都不知道钱包丢了 - By the shops. - Oh, didn't even know I'd lost it.
东西都在里面 我什么都没拿 It's all there. I didn't take anything.
不不 我的干洗票在里面 Oh, no, no, I was just... I've got some dry-cleaning in,
你也知道要是找不到的话有多麻烦 and you know what it's like when you can't find your ticket.
我不常去干洗 I don't do much dry-cleaning.
是啊 No.
谢谢 我想给你些谢礼 Well, look, thank you and I want to give you something.
不用的 Oh, you don't have to.
不不 要给的 No, no, I'd like to.
我只有面值为20块的 I've only got 20s.
你那儿有零钱吗 Haven't got any change, have you?
杯子里可能有些... I might have a little bit in my cup...
不 差远了 Nah, nowhere near enough.
那好吧 我要给你 Right, look, I'm going to give you...
我要给你两张20的 I'm going to give you two 20s.
-不行 太多了 -是挺多 - Oh, no, that's too much. - Yeah, it is.
我本想给你30块的 Ideally I would give you 30, but, well,
但是你帮我省了一堆麻烦 you saved me a lot of hassle, you know?
挂失信用卡什么的 谢谢了 Cancelling cards, and so, thanks.
我叫米格 I'm Migg.
你说什么 Sorry?
-我叫米格 -米克 - My name's Migg. - Mick?
不 米格 两个G字母 No, Migg. Two Gs.
天啊 我可刚给了你两张20的 Steady on, I've just given you two 20s.
不好意思 你要收回吗 Sorry, do you want them back?
不 我开玩笑呢 G代表"一千块"嘛 No, I was making a joke about the Gs being like grands.
我要关门了 外面好冷 Anyway, I need to close this door because it's freezing outside.
是啊 我知道很冷 Yeah. Yeah, I know it is.
是啊 你当然知道 Yeah, of course you do.
谢谢 Thanks.
谁啊 Hello?
汤姆 我是米格 Oh, hi, Tom. It's Migg.
不好意思 是谁 Sorry, who is it?
米格 我捡到了你的钱包 Migg. I found your wallet.
又让你捡到了 What, again?
不 是之前 我能进来吗 No, before. Can I come in?
我刚洗完澡 Err, I've just got out of the shower.
我给你带了礼物来 I've brought you a present.
那你等等 Just...wait a minute.
你怎么进大楼来的 How did you get in?
大门开着 给你 我用你给的钱买的 The door was open. Here. I used the money you gave me.
我喝了一点 I did have a little nip.
不好意思 今晚外面太冷了 I'm sorry. It's bitter out there tonight.
是吗 Oh, is it?
我就想谢谢你 Well, I just wanted to say thank you.
谢什么 我什么都没做啊 What for? I haven't done anything.
能跟人说说话 感觉真是太好了 It's just nice to talk to a fellow human.
让我终于有了一点存在感 Makes me feel like I exist.
回见 See you then.
你要进来喝一杯吗 Look, do you want a quick drink?
-你说什么 -喝一杯御寒 就一杯 - Sorry? - Just one for the road. One.
-好啊 -请进 - Oh, I suppose so. - Come in.
谢谢 Thanks.
我要脱鞋吗 Should I take my shoes off?
你不介意的话就脱吧 If you don't mind.
管他呢 别脱了 没关系 Actually, fuck it, leave them on. It's fine.
谢谢 Thank you.
我去拿杯子 Right, well, I'll get some glasses, shall I?
恐怕家里没冰块 I'm afraid I haven't got any ice.
没关系 我已经够冷了 Oh, that's alright. I'm cold enough.
是啊 你一直不停抱怨冷 Yeah, so you keep saying.
不好意思 我不该坐这儿吗 要我换地方坐吗 Oh, sorry. Should I not sit here? Do you want me to move?
不用 没关系 坐都坐了 No, no, it's fine. You've done it now.
就不要弄脏别的地方了 Best to just contain it.
-给你 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
你在做作业 You doing your homework?
是的 批作文 人们对古埃及的兴趣又大起来了 Yeah, marking. Ancient Egypt's come round again.
我明天还要开会 I've actually got an assembly tomorrow
不能跟你聊太久 so I can't stay up too long.
当然 Oh, of course.
你这份工作一定待遇不错吧 It must be a rewarding job, though.
是啊 还行吧 不过不是我真正想做的 Yeah, it's alright. It's not really what I want to do.
你想做什么 What do you want to do?
我正在写一部小说 Well, I'm writing a novel, actually.
是吗 是讲些什么的 Really? What's it about?
德裔美国诗人 小说家和短篇小说家
像是英版的查尔斯·布考斯基 Well, it's like an English Charles Bukowski.
-你肯定没听说过 -我认识查尔斯 - You won't have heard of him. - I know Charles.
是吗 你看过他哪部作品 Oh, yeah? Which one have you read?
不 我是说我认识他本人 以前见过 No, I mean I know him. Well, I knew him.
我跟他在纽约相识 I met him in New York.
真的吗 Really?
因为他以前也是 和你一样的人 Because he was a...one of you for a while.
是啊 他挺喜欢我的 Yeah, he took a bit of a shine to me.
我跟他在一起待过几周 I spent a few weeks with him
-当时他在写最后一本书 -《低俗》吗 - while he was writing his last book. - Pulp?
就是这部 你知道吗 我从没看过 That's the one. Do you know, I've never actually read it.
我这儿有一本 Well, I've got a copy of it here...
他 他是个什么样的人 So, what...what was he like?
查尔斯·布考斯基吗 他很了不起 CB? Oh. He was an amazing man.
他给我讲过很多奇妙的故事 Do you know, he told me such stories.
非常奇妙 Such stories.
汤姆 你怎么还在家 不是该去上班了吗 Tom, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work?
现在几点了 What time is it?
10:20 你不是要开会吗 It's 10:20. I thought you had an assembly.
妈的 12个未接来电 Oh, shit, 12 missed calls.
你都在干什么呢 What have you been doing?
-是米格 -谁 - It was Migg. - Who?
对街那家伙 You know, the guy from across the road.
那个流浪汉吗 What, the tramp?
别这么叫他 他认识查尔斯·布考斯基 Yeah, don't call him that. He's met Charles Bukowski.
-他来家里了吗 -好像还在吧 米格 - Has he been in the flat? - He's still here I think. Migg!
别叫 真难以置信 Don't! I can't believe this.
你请街上的流浪汉来家里 还跟他喝得酩酊大醉 You invited a tramp in off the street and got pissed with him.
不是这样的 他捡到了我的钱包 他人很好 It wasn't like that. He found my wallet. He was being kind.
真的很好 It's really good.
他给了我很多小说的建议 He's given me loads of really good ideas for the novel.
-你见到他就会改观了 -我不想见他 - You wait till you meet him. - I don't want to meet him.
让他快走 Get rid of him.
你最好打电话到学校道歉 You better call the school and make your apologies.
你需要那份工作 你还不是作家呢 You need that job. You're not a writer yet.
至少我还有份工作 DJ桃乐丝 Oh, well, at least I've got a job, DJ Doris.
真是谢谢了 Thank you very much.
我拿到那个角色了 滚你妈的 汤姆 I got offered the job, so piss off, Tom.
另外 那剧叫《进攻日的桃乐丝》 And it's D-Day Doris, actually.
洁瑞 Gerri!
早上好 汤姆 希望你不介意我洗了个澡 Oh, morning, Tom. I hope you don't mind. I had a bath.
-没关系 -我把水留着了 如果你想... - No, that's fine. - I left the water in if you want to...
不用了 谢谢 No, you're alright, thanks.
我上班迟到了 我得走了 I'm late for work. I've got to get going.
不是我说笑 汤姆 这样好吗 I'm not being funny, Tom, but is that wise?
错过开会是一回事 I mean, it's one thing missing your assembly
身上一股酒味去上班只会把情况变得更糟 but you might make it worse if you turn up stinking of booze.
我要是你 就打电话去请个病假 I'd phone in sick if I were you.
好吧 我就跟他们说 Oh, yeah, all right, well, I'll tell them
我下午再去好了 I'll go in just for the afternoon.
杰瑞是谁 是你室友吗 So who's Gerry? Is he your flatmate?
不 是我女朋友 三点水的洁 No, it's my girlfriend. Gerri with an I.
疯狂的演员 Ah, the mad actress.
-什么 -你昨晚就是这么说她的 - Hey? - That's what you were calling her last night.
天呐 我都不记得了 Oh, God, I don't remember.
我给你做早餐吧 我要5个鸡蛋 再来点猪肝 Let me make you some breakfast. I need five eggs and some liver.
米格 你差不多该走了 Listen, Migg, I think maybe you better be making a move.
我还有很多作文要批 I've got a lot of marking to do
洁瑞等会儿就回来了 and Gerri's going to be back later on, so...
没关系 汤姆 但我没衣服穿 Yeah, that's fine, Tom, but I haven't got any clothes.
什么 What?
你昨晚把我的衣服塞进袋子里扔出去了 You put them all in a bin bag and threw them out last night.
-是吗 -是的 - Did I? - Yeah.
你说要赠送一些你的衣服给我 You said you'd give me some of your clothes
好让我看起来不这么"品困" so I didn't look like such an "incident?"
我说的应该是"贫困" Yeah, I meant indigent.
好吧 我给你 All right, well, I'll
-找点衣服出来 -不着急 - sort some stuff out for you. - There's no rush.
坐吧 我来做点早餐 Sit down. I'll make us that breakfast, shall I?
不好意思 I'm sorry.
谢了 Thanks.
-堪察加半岛加3个 -什么 堪察加半岛在哪 - Right, three on Kamchatka. - What? Where the hell's Kamchatka?
这儿 我可以把阿拉斯加的步兵移过来 There. I can bring my infantry over from Alaska.
怎么移 How?
有条海上航线横穿太平洋 There's a sea lane across the Pacific.
我现在手头有什么 Erm, what have I got now?
新几内亚和冰岛 Erm, New Guinea and Iceland.
好吧 你赢了 Yeah, OK, you know what? You win.
你不想玩到最后吗 Do you not want to see it through to the end?
哪有最后 这游戏没尽头的 It doesn't end. It never ends.
要不要玩卡坦岛游戏 Do you want to play the Settlers of Catan?
不了 我想洗个澡 吃点东西 No, I just want to have a bath, get something to eat
-为明天去学校上班做做准备 -明天周六 - and get ready for school tomorrow. - It's Saturday tomorrow.
靠 上天都给我创造好时间 Oh, piss off! Even win the days!
希望洁瑞打来电话了 I wish Gerri would phone.
没有新留言 'You have no messages.'
我想见见这位洁瑞 I'd like to meet this Gerri.
你会喜欢她的 You'd like her.
Tom&Gerry 汤姆和杰瑞 即经典动画《猫和老鼠》
汤姆和洁瑞 Tom and Gerri.
她前男友叫本 Her last boyfriend was called Ben.
我不懂你什么意思 I don't get it.
Ben&Jerry's 本&杰瑞冰淇淋
那个冰淇淋公司 算了 Ice cream. Never mind.
家里好像还有冰淇淋 I might get some, actually.
我有点饿了 你要点什么吗 I'm a bit peckish. Do you want anything?
来几瓶红酒就最好了 A couple of bottles of red wouldn't go amiss.
烟也快没了 Oh, and we're running out of cigarettes.
好吧 Oh, all right, well,
-我马上回来 -好 谢了 汤姆 - I'll see you in a minute. - OK, thanks Tom.
我真的很感激 I really appreciate it.
我是汤姆 Hi, this is Tom.
现在无法接听您的电话 请留言 'I can't get to the phone, please leave a message.'
汤姆 我是斯蒂维 就打来问候一下 'Hi, Tom. It's Stevie. I'm just checking to see you're OK.
杰姬说你打电话请了病假 真遗憾你错过了早会 Jackie said you phoned in sick. Shame you missed the assembly.
他们一定会让你感到骄傲的 They did you proud.
迪伦本想说图坦卡蒙法老 结果却说成了图坦常萌 Except saying Tutankhamen. Dylan said Tutan Common.
惹得大家哄堂大笑 而小曼迪·史密斯在 'Which got a good laugh. And little Mandy Smith had to
表演《阳光下行走》竟然尿急去上厕所 'run out for a wee during Walking on Sunshine.
大家都表达了关爱之情 我希望你没事 'Everyone sends their love. I hope you're OK.
我知道你最近不好过 给我打电话好吗 'I know it's not been easy. Call me, will you?
总之 希望周一能见到你 保重 再见 'Anyway, I hope to see you Monday. Take care. Bye.
他反正也..." Aww, he wasn't in...'
播放留言 'Play message.'
你好 汤姆 我是斯蒂维 'Hi Tom. It's Stevie...'
留言已删除 目前没有留言 Message deleted. You have no messages.'
瞧瞧是谁大驾光临啊 Well, look who it is.
进攻日的桃乐丝终于从防空洞钻出来了 D-day Doris finally emerges from the bomb shelter.
奥利把剧名给改了 Oli's changed the title.
-改成什么了 -《种地女露西》 - To what? - Lucy Land Girl.
有吸引力多了 你能把门关上吗 冻死人了 Much stronger. Can you close the door, please? It's freezing.
-是真的吗 -什么真的 - Is it true? - What?
-斯蒂维说你辞职了 -是的 - Stevie said that you've resigned from your job? - Yeah.
那简直是浪费时间 我觉得那很幼稚 It was a waste of time. I found it childish.
你本来就是小学老师啊 You were a primary school teacher.
我之前是 我现在是作家了 搞创作的 Well, I was. I'm a writer now. I create things.
我能把窗户打开吗 一股臭味儿 Can I open the window, please? It stinks of pumps.
鞋臭还是下水道臭 Shoe pumps or bottom pumps?
-都有 -听着 你不能消失一周后突然跑来 - Both. - Look, you can't just turn up here after one week
然后对我的生活管东管西的 and start running my life for me.
我跟你说了我整周都在朴次茅斯市排练 I told you I'd been rehearsing in Portsmouth all week.
不 你没说 No, you didn't.
汤姆 我给你留言好多次 Tom, I left you half a dozen messages.
我手机丢了 Well, I lost my phone.
那可不是我的错 不是吗 That's not my fault, is it?
听着 我跟斯蒂维谈过了 Look, I spoke to Stevie,
他说如果你肯去找帕特森先生谈谈 and he said that if you go in and speak to Mr Patterson...
我不想去找帕特森先生谈 I don't want to speak to Mr Patterson.
我不想工作 明白吗 I don't want to work, OK?
米格已经去失业救济处填文件了 Migg's gone to the dole office to get the signing on forms.
米格 你是说那个流浪汉 Migg? You mean the tramp.
他可不是流浪汉 He's not a tramp.
是啊 他现在不是了 对吧 Yeah, well he's not now, is he?
当然不是了 他住进了不错的公寓里呢 No. He's got himself a nice little flat.
他在利用你 汤姆 He's using you, Tom.
你嫉妒了是吧 因为他盗用了你的招数 Aww, are you jealous cos he's nicked your idea?
我要去剧院表演 我要演《种地女露西》了 Ooh, I'm doing pub theatre. I'm doing Lucy Land Girl.
我这周手头没钱了 我能借住在你家吗 Haven't got much money this week. Can I stay over at yours?
你能借给我50英镑吗 Oh, can I borrow 50 quid?
行吧 Nice.
该死的 Fucking hell.
您未收到任何留言 You have no messages.'
不好意思 你说什么来着 Sorry, what was that?
您未收到任何留言 You have no messages.'
也没有信件 他们都罢工了 你觉得是吗 Oh. No post either. They on strike, do you think?
您未收到任何留言 You have no messages.
我正等着救济金呢 我已经完全没钱了 Waiting for my Giro to come through. I'm running out of money.
我有收到留言吗 Oh, have I got any messages?
您未收到任何留言 You have no messages.
是啊 我想也没有 Yeah, thought not.
-今天是我生日 -生日快乐 - It's my birthday today. - Happy birthday.
我却连张贺卡都没收到 I didn't get a single card.
我奶奶通常都会提前三周给我 Grandma normally sends me one recorded delivery
寄一封挂号信的 three weeks in advance.
没那十英镑贺礼也没什么大不了的 Could have done with that tenner.
或许晚些时候送信的会送过来 Maybe it's in the second post.
所有人都忘了我 Everyone's forgotten about me.
我已经与社会脱节了 中奖 5分 I've dropped out of society. Pot, 5.
-喝瓶啤酒吧 -我不想喝 - Have a beer. - I don't want one.
那不如你去把碗碟洗一下吧 Well, why don't you do the washing up?
你说什么来着 I beg your pardon?
如果你真无聊就去洗嘛 If you're so bored.
你都已经干坐着两三天了 It's been sitting there for two or three days.
-你当这是谁的家啊 -我就说说而已 - Who's flat is this? - I'm only saying.
别说 Well, don't say.
-29分 -本来就是我洗的啊 - 29. - I do do it anyway.
无意冒犯 汤姆 你没有洗 With respect, Tom, you don't.
放些热水在池子里 然后就放着不管了 Putting it in some warm water and leaving it
可不叫是洗碗 does not constitute doing the washing up.
-必须浸泡一下才行 -总不能泡两周吧 - It has to soak. - Not for a fortnight.
你总该把那些碗碟 At some stage you should really
从被茶包染得变色的水中捞出来 take the things out of the mucky, tea-bag stained water
然后放在沥干板上晾干 and put them on the draining board to dry.
那样的话 这个单词是不存在的 That way... There's no such word as that.
那样的话 你就不必被迫使用 That way, you don't have to start
你多年前收藏的复活节彩蛋马克杯了 using your collection of Easter egg mugs from years back
因为你已经没有干净杯子可用了 just cos there's no clean cups left.
那你怎么不去洗 Well, why don't you do it then?
还是说你坚持使用你的塑料乞讨杯 Or are you still using your little polystyrene tramp cup?
-你没必要这么说吧 -当然有必要 - There's no need for that. - There's every need.
你刚到我家时 浑身臭的要死 You stank when you first came in here.
你臭的就像是一袋透湿的脏衣服 You stank like a dirty bag of wet washing.
你当时洗了多久 臭流浪汉 How much washing up did you do then, Annette fucking Newman?
别评判我 汤姆 Don't judge me, Tom.
你没有权利评判我 You have no right to judge me.
"拉" "拉"是什么 La? What's La?
哆来咪发索后面那个音 A note to follow So.
去他妈的 Oh, fuck this!
汤姆 冷静处事 今天是你生日
谢谢你 奶奶 Aww, thank you, Grandma.
你好 Hello?
雅芳推销员 能让我进来吗 'Avon calling. Can you buzz me in?'
汤姆 怎么了这是 蓄起了络腮胡 Tom, what is that? Designer stubble?
你找我什么事 斯蒂维 现在不太方便 What do you want, Stevie? It's not a good time.
我知道现在你不想见人 我理解的 No, I know it's not. I know it's not.
所以我才带了卡卡圈坊的甜甜圈来 That's why I come bearing Krispy Kremes,
我们要好好谈谈 and you and I is gonna have a chat.
邋遢的生活啊 Life of grime.
你还好吗 汤姆 So, how are you, Tom?
我已经几周没见你了 过得还好吗 I haven't seen you in weeks. Bearing up?
是的 我 我还好... Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right...
不是我爱多管闲事 你经济上还过得去吗 Not being a nosy parker, but how are you getting on for money?
我 我不想去想关于钱的事 I, I just don't want to think about it.
学校里的几个同事帮忙筹了点钱 Well, a few of us at the school have had a whip around.
并非每个人都捐了 Now not everyone took part.
我也不想说出是谁 Naming no names.
其实就是琳达·普莱斯啦 Linda Price.
他们让我做主 给你买点什么 And it was up to me to get you something.
我就想啊 他会想要什么呢 So I thought, what would he rather have?
是现金 还是男士养护品礼券呢 Cash, or Body Shop vouchers,
-所以我给你准备了 -现金 - so I got you... - Cash.
不 是男士养护品礼券 No. Body Shop vouchers.
我就放在这儿了 Well, I'll just leave them there.
-别丢在这一堆垃圾当中 -好的 - Don't lose them among debris. - All right.
我感觉你更希望是现金 I'm getting the feeling now you'd rather have had the cash.
不 没关系的 No, it's alright.
等我的救济金下来 我就好过了 I'll be fine once my benefits start coming through.
实际上 米格说我会更加宽裕 In fact, Migg says I'll probably be better off.
米格 米格是谁 Migg? Who's Migg?
就一朋友而已 He's just a friend.
我从没听说过他呢 神秘的米格 Oh, I've never heard of him. Mystic Migg.
你今晚有什么安排 What are your plans for tonight?
没安排 Uh, nothing.
那样的话 不如你去洗个澡 In that case, why don't you jump in the shower
我带你去日餐厅吃饭吧 and I'll take us to Wagamama.
我们可以吃到咖喱鸡肉 去他妈的节食吧 We'll have the chicken-katsu-curry and fuck the diet.
我是说我不节食了 不是你 Me, not you.
-那个 不用了 我... -我请客 - Yeah, no, I... - It's my treat.
我 我不想去 I...I don't want to.
我看得出来你很忙啊 Well, I can see you're busy.
答应我 如果你想找人谈心 Promise me you'll phone
-一定要记得给我打电话 -好的 再见 - if you want to chat and that. - OK. Bye.
别往了使用那些男士养护品礼券 And don't forget about those Body Shop vouchers.
可能很有用哦 They might come in handy.
米格 Migg?
洁瑞 Gerri?
你好 法瑞斯先生 我是东区电力公司的布莱恩 'Hi, Mr Farris, this is Brian from Eastway Electricity.
我想提醒您 Just to remind you that
你还拖欠126.15英镑的电费 as your bill for 126.15 is still outstanding,
而且你没有回复过我们的任何留言 'and as you haven't replied to any of our messages,
我们将于18点切断电力供应 'we will have to terminate the supply at 1800 hours.'
该死 什么情况这是 Shit, what's going on?
保险丝烧了吗 Overdone a fuse?
我们被断电了 We've been cut off.
不是吧 汤姆 你竟然没付电费吗 Oh, come on, Tom. Have you not paid the bill or something?
我的钱在哪儿 米格 Where's my money, Migg?
-你说过我的救济金会下来的 -是会来的 - You said my Giro would come. - It will come.
可能需要一点时间审批处理吧 Just takes a little bit of time to process.
或许我该取代你 把这房子租下来什么的 Maybe I should take over the rent or the lease or something.
-直到你的住房津贴发放下来 -要怎样 - Just till your housing benefit comes through. - How?
我今天找了份新工作 全新的开始啊 Started a new job today. A new beginning.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我在一个公共服务项目中帮助孩子们 I'm working with kids on an outreach programme.
收益将是很可观的 给 It's going to be so rewarding. Here.
拿去吧 Take this.
不 这太多了 Oh, no. This is too much.
我想给你 你为我付出了那么多 I'd like you to have it. You've done so much for me.
你是在给我放洗澡水吗 真体贴啊 Ah, you're running me a bath? How thoughtful.
谢谢你 汤姆 Thanks, Tom.
汤姆 黑漆漆的你坐在地上干什么呢 Tom. What are you doing sitting in the dark?
我们被断电了 We've been cut off.
对不起 洁瑞 我好想你 I'm so sorry, Gerri. I miss you so much.
一切都很失控 Everything's going wrong.
你不能继续这样下去了 汤姆 You can't carry on like this, Tom.
-我知道 求你别离开我 -我不会离开的 - I know. Please don't leave me. - I'm not going anywhere.
你得让头脑清醒过来 You need to sort your head out.
-你只是陷入了人生低潮 -我知道 - You're just in a slump. - I know.
米格说 一旦救济金下来 我的日子就好了 Migg says I'll be alright once my benefits start coming through
-然后我就可以继续写作 -汤姆 - and then I can get back to my writing... - Tom.
或许我可以写部戏剧让你演 米格说... And maybe I could write a play for you to be in, and Migg says...
汤姆 根本没什么米格 Tom, there is no Migg.
什么 What?
你四下里瞧瞧 根本没有其他人 Look around you. There's nobody else here.
-他的东西呢 -我都扔出去了 - Where are his things? - I threw them out.
汤姆 米格根本不存在 只有你一个人 Tom. Migg doesn't exist. It's just you.
你幻想出他这么个人 来应对现实 You've invented him to cope with what's been happening.
不 我没有 No, I haven't.
他现在在哪儿呢 带我去见他 Where is he then? Show him to me.
他在浴室 He's in the bathroom.
米格 Migg.
瞧 汤姆 你抑郁了很长很长一段时间 See, Tom, you've been depressed for a long, long time.
你只是想找个借口 辞掉工作 You just wanted to give yourself an excuse to leave your job,
开始酗酒 脱离你之前讨厌的生活 start drinking, drop out of this life you hated.
-我没有 -你不是查尔斯·布考斯基 - I don't... - You're not Charles Bukowski.
你只是个小学老师 精神崩溃了而已 You're just a primary school teacher who had a nervous breakdown.
我得走了 I've got to go.
我得把头发盘起来 演《进攻日的桃乐丝》 I've got to put my hair in a bun for D-Day Doris.
-不是叫《种地女露西》吗 -我们又改回去了 - I thought it was Lucy Land Girl. - We changed it back.
我们会熬过这段黑暗期的 汤姆 你得坚强起来 We'll get through this, Tom. You just have to be strong.
-但是米格 -不 - But Migg... - No.
彻底把那个米格从你的大脑里封杀掉 Get this Migg out of your head once and for all.
爱你 Love you.
没什么事吧 汤姆 Everything all right, Tom?
我没有说炸弹 弹幕 气球和通讯中断 And instead of saying bombs, barrage, balloons and black-outs,
我说的是炸弹 中断的气球和弹幕 I came out with bombs, black-out balloons and barrages.
我都不知道怎么会说成那样 蒂姆呆呆地看着我 I don't know where it came from. Tim just looked at me.
我可以看出来他要疯了 I could tell he was gonna go.
真是个惊人的转变 你看上去焕然一新了 Well, this is a transformation. You look like a new man.
我可得谢谢你才行 Well, I've got you to thank for that.
我都不知道如果没有你 我会怎样 I don't know what I'd do without you.
谁啊 Who's that?
-你好 -嗨 我是斯蒂维 - Hello. - 'Hi, it's Stevie.'
上来吧 Come up.
是斯蒂维 Stevie.
你好啊 陌生人 Hello, stranger.
我出来锻炼身体随便走动一下 I'm on a Costa run for my builders
我想着干脆来看看你吧 so I thought I'd just scooch around.
-你看上去真不错 -是啊 感觉好多了 谢谢 - You're looking well. - Yeah, well. Feel a lot better, thanks.
你之前那副邋遢的流浪汉形象可不怎么好 That Worzel Gummidge look was doing you no favours.
我们现在还很想念你呢 Now we are all missing you still.
他们找了个超烂的代课老师 They've got that awful supply teacher in.
那家伙连S音都发不清 You know, the one who can't say her S's.
"坐兹了"[直] Thwit up thwaight.
就是这样 我们希望你再考虑一下 That's the one. We're hoping you might reconsider.
我 我还需要一点时间 I just...I need a bit more time.
我知道你经历了艰难的一段日子 I know you've been through a lot.
我不是想多管闲事 但你该回去继续工作了 I'm being nosey, but it might do you good to get back to work.
洁瑞也是那么跟我说的 Well, that's what Gerri's been telling me.
过来这边 我去跟她说你来了 洁瑞 Come through anyway. I'll tell her you're here. Gerri.
洁瑞 去哪儿了啊 Gerri! Where's she gone?
斯蒂维来了 Stevie's here.
汤姆 Tom...
她刚刚还在呢 She was just here.
洁瑞死了 汤姆 你还记得吗 出车祸死的 Gerri died, Tom. Remember? In the car accident.
不 我刚刚还在跟她说话呢 No, no, but I was only just talking to her a second ago.
我们当时还说你太快回去工作了 We all said you came back to work too soon.
我知道你很爱她 但现在该放手了 汤姆 I know you loved her very much, but it's time to let her go, Tom.
她救了我 她让我摆脱了米格 She saved me. She saved me from Migg.
我去给你拿药吧 I'll get your tablet.
汤姆 Tom!
天啊 Oh, my God.
你干了什么啊 What have you done?
那是米格 他是不存在的 Oh, that's just Migg. He's not real.
出来喝咖啡吧 Come and have a coffee.
洁瑞把水壶放上去烧水了 Gerri's just putting the kettle on.