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翻译 圈圈 环三次甲基三硝胺
翻译 Todan Polaris
校对 Polaris Todan
我的花生酱不吃东西 Peanut Butter won't eat.
谁 Who?
你卖给我的短吻鳄 它不吃东西 The fucking gator you sold me. Won't eat.
后期 Sherlockkkkk
你为什么叫它花生酱 Why'd you name it Peanut Butter?
因为我喂他花生酱他不吃 'Cause I fed him peanut butter once and he didn't eat it.
总监 Sherlockkkkk
所以就叫他花生酱 So I named him Peanut Butter.
是她 Her.
你说什么 The fuck you just say?
花生酱是只母鳄 Peanut Butter is a girl.
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你怎么知道的 How the fuck you know that?
因为它没有小鸡鸡 On account of the lack of penis
而且我卖给你时 and the presence of a clitoris that Peanut Butter had
它还有阴蒂 when I sold you Peanut Butter.
那我现在有两个理由要退了它 Well, now I want to return Peanut Butter for two goddamn reasons.
-你有收据吗 -你他妈压根就没给我收据 - You got your receipt? - You didn't give me no fucking receipt, man.
我没给你收据 I didn't give you no receipt
是因为一经售出 概不退还 because I don't take no returns.
-那就把他做成靴子 -是她 - Well, make him into boots then! - Her.
操你奶奶的 我忍不... Motherfucker. I'm not...
把 Make
她 her
做成靴子 into boots then.
不提供此项服务 Not a service I offer.
而且 And besides,
做靴子的话 你不觉得花生酱小了点吗 Peanut Butter is a little small to be making into boots, don't you think?
那是因为花生酱死都不吃东西 That's 'cause Peanut Butter won't fucking eat.
听着 伙计 我的底线是 Look, man. Bottom line,
不退动物 明白吗 I don't take animals back. Comprende?
好了 我要去给两匹马配种了 Now, I gotta go make those two horses fuck.
如果我们能到此为止 就再好不过了 So if could we be done here, that'd be great.
好吧 Yeah.
-操你大爷的 -不 - Motherfucker! - No!
操你个狗日的 Goddamn motherfucker!
去死吧 糟老头子 呛死活该 You suck, bitch. Choke on a fucking dick.
韦恩 第一季 第七集
第七章
亲情永不变
乔治亚州 列治文山
宝贝 宝贝 进来... Baby! Baby, go get...
想死你了 Yeah! Missed you.
给那个男人打得人落花流水 Beat that man's ass.
就差一点儿 你就.. Just a little farther, you're gonna be...
过来 让我看看 转过来 Come here, let me see. Roll over.
天呐 糟透了 Jesus! Shit!
你青得都快看不出正常肤色了 You got more gross color skin than regular color skin.
我们得去医院 We gotta go to the hospital.
我不去医院 I don't go to hospitals.
我叔叔里克也不愿去医院 My Uncle Rick didn't go to hospitals either.
有次他在工作中受了点小伤 Got a splinter at work one time,
他以为涂点抗生素软膏就没事了 thought he could put Neosporin on it,
就继续回去工作 go right back to being an asshole.
然后他感染了 最后 And then he gets an infection and,
你知道他最后怎样了吗 well, you know what he got for it.
什么 他怎么了 What? What did he get?
死了 就这么死了 Dead. He got fucking dead.
韦恩 我得带你去医院 Wayne, we gotta go to the hospital.
-不行 他们在到处找我们 -操 - We can't. There's people lookin' for us. - Fuck!
你们有冰块吗 Hey, you guys got any ice?
有呀 我还有些更... Yeah, I actually have something much...
更棒的东西 Something much better.
处方药 Drugs.
我不嗑药 I don't take drugs.
你肯定得嗑 Oh, sure you do.
我爸在他那场糟透的离婚结扎手术后 My dad got a bunch of really good shit
屯了一堆好东西 after his botched post-divorce vasectomy.
张嘴 听话 Open up. Come on.
我没想到我会对一个男生说 I never thought I'd say this to a guy before,
把它放进你嘴里 but put it in your mouth.
也许我们可以用奶酪或者什么东西给它裹起来 Guys, maybe we can, like, wrap it in cheese or some shit.
听话 把它吃了 Oh, come on, just take it.
张嘴 Take it!
张嘴 韦恩 把药吞下去 Take it, Wayne. Just swallow the pill.
好了 好了 Okay, okay, okay.
真乖 Good boy!
珍妮 轻点 Jenny! Jesus.
走吧 来吧 Let's go, come on.
你一会就会感谢我的大恩大德了 You are gonna thank me for those later.
还有 你们俩要是想 By the way, if you wanna, like,
亲热亲热什么的 完全不用担心 hook up or anything, that is totally fine
我什么都听不见哦 'cause I won't hear anything,
因为我会在耳朵上戴个大耳罩 because I'll have these giant earmuffs on my ears.
也就是珍妮的大腿 Also known as Jenny's thighs.
天呐 Jesus.
我们很好 谢谢 我们不需要 We're good, thanks. I think we're good.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, baby.
早上好 Good morning.
你为什么用这种眼神看着我 Why are you lookin' at me like that?
哪种眼神 Like what?
就像我是只小狗 你想用毛毯把我裹起来 Like you wanna roll me up in a fuckin' rug.
我只是看到你很开心 I'm just happy. To see you.
为什么你要躺在浴缸里 Why are you in a tub?
你躺在浴缸里 为什么呢 You're in a tub, you know. Why are you in a tub?
我受不了珍妮和崔西整晚翻云覆雨的声音 I couldn't sleep with Jenny and Trish goin' at it all night.
我发誓我中途听到珍妮说 I swear I think heard Jenny say
她把她牙弄丢了 she lost her tooth in the middle of it.
怎么了 What?
你真漂亮 You're pretty.
等等 Wait a sec.
你是嗨上天了吧 You're high as shit.
你又吃了片药吧 不嗑药先生 Oh, you took another pill, Mister I Don't Take Drugs.
你真他妈嗨上天了 You're high as fuck.
-珍妮老爸回来了 -什么 - Jenny's fucking dad is here! - What?
所有人都保持安静 Everybody be totally fucking silent...
你爸爸在外面吗 Your dad, he's outside?
我应该去打个招呼 I should introduce myself.
韦恩 别去 Wayne, do fucking not.
我得表现的有礼貌些 I have to be a gentleman.
等下 爸爸 我在换棉条 Just a sec, Dad. Shh! I'm putting in a tampon.
别...什么 Don't... What?
先生您好 我是韦恩 很荣幸见到您 Sir, I'm Wayne. It's an honor.
你好啊 小伙子 Well, hey, young man.
你是珍妮的男朋友吧 Well, you must be Jenny's boy.
你是个...男生 You're a...boy.
感谢您让我在您家借宿 Thank you for letting me stay here in your really nice home.
不过我得承认 Although, if I'm being honest,
晚上时 我上楼 I went upstairs in the nighttime,
吃掉了好多您的三明治肉 对此我很抱歉 and ate a bunch of your sandwich meats and for that I'm sorry.
没关系 不用在意 Oh, no, no. Think nothing of it.
我还想感谢你带我女儿去舞会呢 I wanna thank you for taking my daughter to the dance.
随时欢迎你来做客 I mean, you're welcome here anytime.
不 先生 您女儿是和她的蕾丝边女友 Oh, no, sir. Your daughter and the lesbian girlfriend friend,
一起参加的舞会 因为她们是同性恋 they went to the dance together 'cause they're lesbians.
我是和我朋友黛尔一起去的 I went with my friend, Del.
我们不是蕾丝边 但是... We're not lesbians. But...
很荣幸见到您 先生 Yeah. It was an honor, sir.
你他妈是替我向我爸出柜了吗 Did you just out me to my fucking dad?
她刚刚说了啥 Huh? The fuck she just say?
那个戴着帽子有点小胡子的 The, uh, whore-y one with the mustache and the hat?
她说她会永远爱着那个傻逼白人老头 She said the white old bald fuck will always have her heart.
我猜她肯定在和那个船主瞎搞 I'll bet she's bangin' that guy with the boat.
那对巨乳可真不错 The fuckin' rack on her though, right?
卢切蒂先生 Mr. Luccetti.
天啊 又是这俩傻逼 Oh, Jesus Christ. These fucking knob-jobs.
让我猜猜 你们俩 Let me guess. The two of you,
坐着你那辆斯玛特车 you jumped into your Smart Car, right?
一路飞驰过来 And then you drove down here
就是为了告诉我 as fast as you could, just to tell me that
你们还没找到我女儿 对吗 you didn't find my daughter again, right?
是日产聆风 先生 Nissan Leaf, sir.
什么 What?
那是款车吗 That's a car?
那就是款娘炮车 娘炮才开 It's a fuckin' fairy car. For fuckin' fairies.
如果单次充电续航151英里意味着我是个娘炮[仙女] If 151 miles per battery charge makes me a fairy,
那就给我插对翅膀吧 then fit me for a pair of wings.
好了 基于昨晚发生的事故 Now, in following up on last night's events
当时你被学生们袭击 when you were savaged by the school children...
稍等一下 傻逼红毛 You know what, slow your fucking roll, ginger.
没人袭击我 Okay? Nobody beat me up.
当时有五十多个小混蛋 There was like 50 of those little fucking shits
在那地方乱窜 running all over the place.
小 但也不太小 Like, little people but not that type of little.
还是能靠数量取胜 Still very powerful in large numbers.
我觉得这都是你的错 You know, I blame you for this. This is your fucking fault.
你的错 都他妈是你的错 Yours, motherfucker. Yours.
老爸 你说对了 Daddy, you were right.
戴帽子的女人确实在船上和那人瞎搞 The hat lady is bangin' the guy in the boat.
老天 闭嘴 这样吧 Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up. You know what?
你们去走廊那头 You go down into the hallway
找到那个留连鬓胡的护士 and you find that fuckin' nurse lady with the goddamn sideburns,
给我要点吗啡 and find me some fuckin' morphine,
快去 你们俩 and you get it now. The both of you.
别他妈在轮椅上坐着 Get the fuck out of that wheelchair!
-马上就去 老天 -卢切蒂先生 - I'm going. Jeez! - Mr. Luccetti.
听我说 你个傻逼英国佬 Listen to me, you fucking British dipshit.
你是英国人吗 You British?
如果你尽了职 If you had done your job,
我就不会跑遍整个国家 I wouldn't be tracking my kidnapped daughter
寻找我那被绑架的女儿 all over the goddamn country,
也不会沦落到住院 and sitting in a fuckin' hospital bed!
安静点 好吗 Now pipe down, all right?
如果你想找到你女儿 If you wanna find your daughter,
与我们共享信息会对此有利 明白吗 sharing information is only gonna work to our advantage, yeah?
好吧 好吧 靠近点 All right... Okay, yeah. All right. Come here.
你可以先调查下 Tell you what, you can start your job
这医院允许多少人 by following through and checking out how many visitors
同时来探望病人 you're allowed to have in this fuckin' hospital
这他妈是医院还是路边摊 'cause I'm pretty sure that it's not fuckin' 12!
他这么说可有点过分 Damn, he went the other way with that one.
如果有任何信息就通知我 卢切蒂先生 Let me know if you think of anything helpful, Mr. Luccetti.
滚你妈的吧 Yeah, why don't you go fuck yourself?
这破烂医院里 Somebody in this fucking white shitbox
就没人能给我点药吗 get me some fucking drugs!
来杯酒也行啊 Or a fucking drink. Something!
他不是很友善啊 Not the most pleasant man in the world, huh?
我见过更过分的 I've seen worse.
我得过去告诉记者们最新进展了 Well, I gotta get in there and update these reporters in a few.
伤势如何 What's the status of his injuries?
几处骨折 肺萎缩 Couple of broken bones, collapsed lung.
倒没有生命危险 Not clinging to life or anything.
幸好他是外地来的 At least he's from out of town
我就不用忍受他的访客了 and I don't have to put up with any visitors.
通常情况下 来探望混蛋的人 Lotta times, the only people who visit assholes
也都是混蛋 are other assholes.
那么有人来探望过他吗 So, has anybody come to see him since he's been here?
我没见过 Not that I've seen.
好吧 谢谢了 All right. Thanks, guys.
我要让这鸡汤 Oh, I'm about to make a star out of this chicken
火遍全球 你懂我意思吧 and stars soup. You know what I mean?
不懂 I don't.
你父亲 Your father.
根据你所说的 What you've told me,
你们俩的关系并不融洽吧 you two didn't exactly have the most smooth sailing relationship, hmm.
我老爹 My pops?
你说得没错 You could definitely say that.
他不是在打我 If he wasn't beatin' on me,
就是在打我的几个姐妹 he was beatin' on my sisters.
那个混蛋到死都那么刻薄 Son of a bitch was mean all the way to his grave.
你一定非常恨他吧 So, no love lost there?
我爱他 他很让人蛋疼 I love him. He was a pain in the ass,
但我依旧每天都在想念他 but I still miss him every fucking day.
他仍是我老爸 He's still my pops.
警司 你有空吗 Hey, Sarge. You got a moment?
是的 没错 Yeah, that's right.
这甘草糖好长啊 能绕地球好几圈了 Come on, this licorice is huge. It'll last forever.
我觉得那里面没什么营养 I don't think it's got good-for-you stuff in it.
维生素什么的 Like vitamins and all that.
不像橙汁和椒盐饼干 Like orange juice and pretzels.
椒盐饼干里没有维生素 Pretzels don't got vitamins.
肯定有 I'm pretty sure they do.
是啊 椒盐维生素 Right. Pretzel vitamins.
不要大号甘草糖了 No big licorice.
我去尿尿了 你来挑 I gotta piss wicked. You pick.
等我回来时 希望你已经因为吃了椒盐维生素而肌肉壮硕 But I expect you to have big pretzel vitamin muscles when I come back.
我要这些 剩下的钱用来加汽油 I'll take this and the rest in gas.
警方正在调查 为何一群当地高中生 Police are trying to understand why a group of teenagers
变身成为残忍的暴徒 from a local high school transformed into a violent, angry mob,
突发新闻 学校舞会变武会 波士顿男性情况危急 住院治疗
群殴一名波士顿男性 该男子伤情严重情况危急 leaving one Boston man clinging to life.
我们尚未完全查清 We don't have all the details
这位名为博比·卢切蒂的受害者 as to what role the victim,
在这场事故中担任怎样的角色 one Bobby Luccetti, played in the incident,
但我们希望大家能为他祈祷 but we are looking for thoughts and prayers
因为他的生命体征暂不平稳 because, well, it could go either way.
有些未经证实的报道称 There are unconfirmed reports
还有两位受害者... of two other victims who were also...
甘草糖我也要了 I'll also take this licorice.
我的天 Oh, my God.
妈呀 闻起来像是有什么腐尸 Jesus. It smelled like everything died in there.
-这是什么 -甘草糖 - What's this? - Licorice.
我知道 但为什么 I know, but why?
因为你想要 You wanted it.
你真是位绅士 Oh, you are a gentleman.
不走吗 We goin'?
那点钱就买个这吗 Is that all two bucks gets ya?
怎么了 What?
你爸爸住院了 Your dad's in the hospital.
你怎么知道的 How do you know?
我在新闻里看到他了 在商店时 I saw him on the news, in the store.
我估计情况很糟 It must be real bad, I guess.
他们在请求大家一起祈祷 所以... They're askin' people to pray and stuff. So...
去他们的 Fuck 'em.
我向我父亲道别了 I got to say goodbye to my dad.
我在想 也许你最好... I'm just thinkin', it might be good. You know, for you.
我不是在说他... You know, I'm not saying that he's,
你也明白 他也许... well, you know. He might be...
♪If I Go, I'm Goin - Gregory Alan Isakov♪
*我将硬币掷入* *Throw my nickels in*
*以防某天我必须离去* *Just in case I have to leave*
*如果你想 我会马上离开* *And I will go if you ask me to*
*如果你有胆量让我留下 我也会照做* *I will stay if you dare*
*如果我离开 我会变得厚颜无耻* *And if I go I'm goin shameless*
*我的欲望会引领着我* *I'll let my hunger take me there*
我们得小心点 We should be careful.
你紧张吗 You nervous?
不 我没事 Nah. I'm good.
谢谢你能来陪我 Thanks for comin' in and supportin' me or whatever.
你是说我还要和你一起进医院吗 What, you mean like comin' in the hospital?
我做不到 I can't do that.
为什么不行 Well, why the hell not?
医院里无数人经历着生离死别 Well, people die in there.
我知道 Yeah. I know.
黛尔 Del.
这些医用袜子的摩擦力太不可思议了 The traction on these hospital socks is unreal.
杰伊 我们要集中注意力 好吗 Jay, we need to stay alert, okay?
我觉得这个计划完全是浪费时间 I'm starting to feel like this plan is a big ol' waste of time.
我也不确定 Yeah, I don't know.
我们每次都落后一步 We've been one step behind at every turn.
也许应该让他主动现身 Maybe it's time we let him come to us, huh?
这依赖于很多先决条件 That's counting on a lot of things.
那些孩子得看到新闻 These kids gotta watch the news,
不仅如此 and even then,
黛尔还必须足够关心她父亲 Del's gotta care about her father enough
愿意为他而冒险 to stick her neck out for his crazy ass.
是啊 你自己也说 Yeah. You said it yourself.
永远不要忽视 Never underestimate how complicated
父子关系的复杂性 不是吗 that father-child bond can be, okay?
感觉穿上这双袜子我都能当蜘蛛侠了 I feel like I could walk up a wall in these bad boys.
等着牛顿打你脸吧 Physics will prove you wrong.
妈的 Fuck!
操 我的错 只是... Shit, my bad. Just...
觉得有点沮丧 Feeling a little upset over here.
我请你吃点东西 饼干 薯片 Let me get you something. Cookies, chips...
想吃什么都行 Anything you want.
挑不成了 吃饼干吧 Ah, you know what, too late. You got cookies.
给 There you go.
谢谢 Thanks.
伙计 来坐 聊两句 Hey, man. Sit. Hang out.
你把女孩肚子搞大过吗 You ever get a girl pregnant?
没有吗 我他妈干过 No? Well, I fucking did.
没错 才十九岁 我这辈子算是完了 Yup. Nineteen and my life's fucking over.
安他妈的息吧 R.I. Fucking P.
你知道她才多大吗 You know how young that is?
-十九吗 -太小了 兄弟 - Nineteen? - Fucking young, bro.
我还是个孩子呢 I mean, I'm a kid still.
操 你玩过蹦极吗 Fuck. You ever been bungee jumping?
我也没玩过 Huh? Me neither.
滑水呢 滑过水吗 What about water-skiing? You ever been water-skiing?
妈的 听着贼过瘾 是吧 Fuck, that sounds fun, doesn't it?
-寿司呢 寿司吃过吗 -没 - What about sushi? You ever tried sushi? - No.
没吗 水牛呢 No? What about a water buffalo?
水牛见没见过 天哪 You ever seen one of them? Oh, God.
日了狗了 Fuck.
老子要死在这地方了 I'm fuckin' dyin' over here.
要死了 他要死了 Dyin'. He's dyin'!
你得抑制下自己 You need to get yourself together.
不然就把你的手脚固定住 我可不是闹着玩的 I will restrain you. I ain't kiddin'.
你怎么不给我开点 Why won't you give me something
-止痛药呢 -天哪 - for the fuckin' pain? - Oh, God.
喂 你就不该帮帮病人吗 Hey, you're supposed to be helping me out.
老子要吗啡 I need some fuckin' morphine.
我不能给酒鬼开止痛药 I can't give painkillers to an alcoholic.
你刚才叫我什么 What did you just call me?
可不是我叫的 I did not call you anything.
那是谁叫的 Who the hell did?
给你填表的人就是这么写的 Whoever the hell filled out your intake forms.
你们他妈 Why
为什么 the fuck
说 did you say
我是酒鬼 I was an alcoholic?
我们没说 We didn't.
我只说你喜欢一天喝八瓶酒 I just said that you enjoy eight drinks a day.
-再给老子说一遍 -我们不能骗人的 - You said what? - We can't lie.
那些都是官方文件 骗人可是要被抓起来的 These are official government papers. We could get sequestered.
-我怎么养了这俩傻逼儿子 -受不了了 - Jesus fucking Christ! - That's it.
-别扔木薯粉呀 -够了 - That's tapioca! - That's it.
-看老子不把你俩眼球子捅出来 -别捅我 - I'm stabbing your fucking eyeballs out. - I don't wanna get stabbed.
两头蠢驴 Fuckin' idiot!
一群苍蝇脑袋蚂蚁眼 等我哪天把这医院烧了 You stupid cock-fucks! I'll burn down this fuckin' hospital.
老子要强奸所有护士 男女通吃 I'll fuck every nurse, including the fuckin' male ones!
我对天发誓 你们真不是我亲生的 I swear to God, you two are not my fucking kids.
不知道你俩妈当初操了哪个卡通人物才把你们生出来 I don't know who your fucking mother fucked,
反正不是老子 but it wasn't fuckin' me!
这两个傻屌货 他俩... Hey, these two motherfuckers, they're...
先消停一会吧 Hey, put a cork in it.
老子要死了 I'm dyin' over here!
谁他妈能给老子拿点酒喝 Will somebody please get me a goddamn fuckin' drink?
操 Fuck!
这是"三奶蛋糕" "三种奶"的意思 It's tres leches. It means "Three milks."
南美洲的一种特殊蛋糕吃法 三种奶一般是牛奶 炼奶和淡奶油
这黄油饼干吃着太上瘾了 These little butter cookie bitches are addictive.
你嗑过可卡因吗 我试过一回 You ever do cocaine? I did cocaine once.
天哪 我爱死可卡因了 你多大来着 God, I love cocaine. How old are you again?
-十六 -真他妈小 - Sixteen. - Fuck me.
我就这个意思 Man, that's what I'm talking about.
跳上那辆摩托车 Jumpin' on the back of that thing.
屁事都抛在脑后 Leaving the bullshit behind.
像亡命之徒一样行走江湖 Living like an outlaw.
这家伙活得可真够潇洒的 That guy's got it made.
那可说不准 You never know.
我爸过世了 My dad didn't stick around.
我也活得好好的 I turned out all right.
甚至更好 Maybe better.
世事无常 谁又说得准呢 You never know, right?
妈妈在我五岁时离开了 My mom left when I was five.
我爸留了下来 My dad stayed.
他可以撒手不管的 但他没有 He didn't have to. But he did.
虽然算不上是模范老爸 Wasn't always the best dad.
但至少他留下了 But he stayed.
你和多少女孩做过爱 How many girls you had sex with?
我应该有九个了 I think I'm up to nine.
不对 等下 No, wait.
忘了谭雅·博伊德 十个了 Tanya Boyd. Ten.
十个 Ten?
我们得找个酒坊 We gotta to go to the packy.
你好呀 小妞 Well, hello there.
这傻逼是谁 Who's this jagoff?
这是布莱德利 他要当爸爸了 That's Bradley. He's having a baby.
为你默哀一秒钟 Sucks for him.
确实挺丧的 Yeah, it does.
我们得买点酒来 We gotta go get booze.
说得好 Fuck yeah, we do.
-那你爸爸呢 他在里面吗 -嗯 - What about your dad? Is he in there? - Yes.
-然后呢 -没死 - And? - He's not dead.
那还买什么酒 我们该走了 So, why are we getting booze? We should go now.
我要弄点野格酒来 I'm gonna get some Jager.
德国第一酒精品牌
说不定再来点可卡因呢 Oh, we should get cocaine, maybe?
他在这干嘛 Why is he here?
他给我买了饼干 He bought me cookies.
他能给我们买酒吗 Can he buy us booze?
能 我有假证件 Yeah, I got a fake ID.
证件上的我比现在高一英尺重四十磅 但是... Says I'm a foot taller and 40 pounds fatter, but...
麻溜利索的别磨叽 Can we just hurry the fuck up, please?
不要给她肚子搞大了 Do not get her pregnant.
-你干嘛呢 -那是牛奶吗 - The hell are you making? - Is that milk?
奶酒掺半 Half and half.
这叫鳕鱼角库利 我爸发明的 It's a Cape Cod Cooley. My dad invented it.
夏天时 Sometimes during the summer,
如果我们手头余了点钱 if we had a little extra money,
我爸就从他朋友"壮狗蛋"那儿借辆房车 my dad would get to rent a trailer from his friend, Big Fuck.
"壮狗蛋"壮吗 Was Big Fuck big?
壮 Very.
我们就把车停在沙滩边的房车公园 They'd park it down at the trailer park
一停就是好几天 down by the beach for a couple of days.
游泳啊什么的 Swim and all that.
我觉得那也就只是"壮狗蛋"车上的 I really think it was just a bunch of ingredients
一堆材料而已 Big Fuck had lying around the trailer
但爸爸还是让我用那些材料给他调酒 but my dad would let me make these for him.
我以前觉得那样很酷 I thought it was cool because
因为我才九岁十岁 居然就能碰酒 但... I was nine or ten and it was booze, but...
说不定只是他懒得自己调酒罢了 he just probably let me make 'em 'cause he was lazy.
黛尔 Del.
黛尔 等等 Del, wait.
黛尔 Del?
乖乖 真够冲的 Oh, God, that's rude.
黛尔 Del.
-黛尔 我陪你一起 -不要 - Del, I'm coming with you. - No.
我不想让你陪我了 I don't want you to now.
-黛尔 -不行 - Del. - No.
我不想害你被传染感冒什么的 I don't want you to catch a cold or some shit.
我不喜欢医院是因为我爸 I don't like hospitals 'cause of my dad.
因为他们告诉我 我爸会病死在医院 Because they told me he was gonna die in a hospital,
他在医院只会越病越重 and he only got sicker in a hospital,
他们还说 我爸在医院是不可能好转的 and they told me he was never gonna get better there
而且他们做什么都无济于事 and nothing ever worked when they tried to make him better.
所以一进医院 我就想起那些... So, it just makes me remember all the...
我就是讨厌医院 I just don't like 'em.
但为他我还是去了 这次我要为你进去 But I went for him. And now I'm gonna go for you.
那我能跟你一起吗 So, can I come in or whatever?
别以为煽个情我就会夸你 Don't expect a goddamn medal.
这边来 Come here.
太酷了 Fucking sick.
他们都死了吗 Are those all dead?
不知道 我问问 I don't know. Let me ask.
请问 你们都死了吗 Excuse me, are you guys dead?
嗯 都死了 Yup. They're fuckin' dead.
操 快来 Shit. Come on.
没错 Yup.
那完蛋玩意就在这儿 There's the son of a bitch right fucking there,
绝对的 no fucking doubt.
兄弟 你有点过分了 Dude! Cut the shit.
怎么说也不能打尸体呀 You can't be punching dead bodies.
他杀了我搭档 我管他是死是活... This guy killed my partner. I don't give two goddamn...
等下 这货没胡子吗 Wait, does this guy not have a mustache?
妈的 Shit.
服了你这智商了 You fucking idiot.
对不住了 老弟 My bad, man.
我们应该可以走了 I think it's okay to go.
先等等 Wait. Not yet.
我妈去世前 我爸不是这样的 My dad was different before my ma died.
我们... Well, we...
也许我们都变了 但... We all were, I guess. But...
怎么说呢 他曾经不像现在这样混蛋 或者说... I don't know, he wasn't always such a dick. Or...
可能他一直就是混蛋 是妈妈让他变得柔软了 Maybe he was and my ma made him less. Or...
或者说变得更好了 但是... Or better or whatever. But...
他要是也走了 我就无依无靠了 If he goes, I got no one.
但你现在有了 But you do now, though.
对吧 Right?
♪One Crowded Hour - Augie March♪
*全世界熙熙攘攘* *But for one crowded hour*
*而你却独守空房* *You were the only one in the room*
*我跨越波涛汹涌夜夜启航* *And I sailed around all those bumps in the night*
*找寻你黑夜中灯塔的方向* *To your beacon in the gloom*
*我以为在那斑斓的六月* *I thought I had found my golden September*
*我已寻觅到我金黄的九月* *In the middle of that purple June*
*但只消短短那熙攘一时* *But one crowded hour*
*我的世界将分崩瓦解* *Would lead to my wreck and ruin*
*我知道你欢喜你的男孩 手持碗和银匙* *Now I know you like your boys to take their medicine*
*饮下药剂* *From the bowl with a silver spoon*
*他们生来就被教导信奉如此* *Who were taught from the womb to believe to the tune*
*在那些充满血色的眼中* *In as far as their bleeding eyes see*
*这是专属他们的舒适牢笼* *It's a pleasure pen, meant for them*
*量身定做* *Built for and rent for them*
*却并非我的归宿* *Not for the likes of me*
*并非你我这般人的归宿* *Not for the likes of you and me*
*只消短短那熙攘一时* *And for one crowded hour*
*我的世界将分崩瓦解* *Would lead to my wreck and ruin*
本来咱俩在那边选点什么都行 There's a thousand things down there we could've picked.
三明治我就不说了 但也买太多面包了吧 Not the sandwich. I'm just saying, it's a lot of bread.
谁让你点夏巴塔面包了 Nobody told you to order the fucking ciabatta.
一种用橄榄油烘制的意大利扁平面包
得了 我还是退掉吧 Yeah, well, I'm gonna return it.
好吧 但请您一定不要 Okay. Well, make sure you please,
在那位性感惹火的自助餐服务员面前 please don't embarrass me
让我难堪 in front of that fine-ass cafeteria lady.
我把它换成土豆吧 I'm gonna exchange this for a potato.
也请务必转告我在自助餐厅工作的女朋友碧昂丝 Make sure you tell my girlfriend Beyonce in the cafeteria
我很期待明天的午餐 I'm looking forward to lunch tomorrow, too, Sarge.
黛利拉 Delilah?
嗨 爸爸 Hey, Daddy.
给你带了鳕鱼角库利酒 Brought you a Cape Cod Cooley.
你... Hey, you...
你回家吗 You comin' home?
你要死了吗 You dyin'?
警察说你要死了 The cops said you was dyin'.
警察也说谎的 Cops lie.
你... You...
你这个小混账东西 You, motherfucker!
来我病房干什么呢 What are you doing in my goddamn room?
-再见 爸爸 -特迪 卡尔 - Bye, Daddy. - Teddy, Carl!
护士 快来 Nurse, help!
韦恩·麦卡洛 Wayne McCullough!
他在这 就在医院里 He's here, he's in the hospital!
冷静 Steady.
我只想和你聊聊 I just want to talk.
别跑 Stop.
应该穿双防滑的 Bad shoe choice.
严禁奔跑 No running!
抱歉 Pardon me.
-操 -韦恩 - Shit. - Wayne.
没事 It's okay.
黛利拉 Hi, Delilah.
喘口气 Take a beat now.
我是朋友 好吗 I'm here as a friend. Yeah?
危险 严禁携带金属 强磁场环境
我是史蒂芬·盖勒警司 My name is Sergeant Stephen Geller.
和你一样 来自布罗克顿 I'm from Brockton. Just like you.
土生土长 Born there, raised there.
吃城市温泉披萨 Eat Town Spa Pizza.
和你一样 Just like you.
你喜欢城市温泉披萨吗 Do you like Town Spa Pizza?
科德角咖啡馆的更好吃 Cape Cod Cafe is better.
好吃多了 By a fuckin' mile.
很多人都更喜欢那家 A lot of people would agree with that.
听着 韦恩 黛尔 Now, look, Wayne, Del...
我不是以 I'm here...
警察的身份在这 Not as a police officer...
你是警察吗 Are you a police officer?
现在不算是 Not officially, right now.
这儿不是我的管辖区 I'm a bit off the clock on this.
所以实际上现在 So we don't have to listen to you,
我们不必听你的 officially, right now?
嗯 Huh.
我想了很久 Look, I've done a lot of thinking
要和你说什么 about what I was going to say to you,
现在 and now...
我竟不知道该说什么好了 I don't know what I'm going to say to you.
我想给你件你未曾拥有的东西 I want to give you something that you've never been given.
离开的机会 And that's a chance to get out.
好吗 赶在你毁了 All right? Before you get caught up in the current of a life
你一生之前 you never wanted to begin with.
但我需要你信任我 But, I need you to trust me.
信任你吗 Trust you?
警察撒谎 说我爸快死了 Cops lied and said my dad was dyin'.
好吧 所以我想帮你们 Yeah, okay, that's why I'm trying to help.
一旦别的警察也参与进来 Once other police officers get involved,
一旦你到了佛罗里达 once you get down to Florida, and...
天晓得会发生什么 God knows whatever's waiting for you down there.
危险 严禁携带金属 强磁场环境
等等 Wait.
听着 韦恩 冷静 韦恩 Look, Wayne. Steady. Wayne,
我了解你父亲的为人 I know the kind of man your father was.
我不必和他一样 You don't have to be like your father.
韦恩 Wayne!
快跑 Run.
杰伊 Jay.
天啊 怎么了 God damn, what happened?
他们跑了 快追 快追 They just left. Go. Go!
借过 警察 快闪开 Move! Police! Get out of the way!
你脑子被门夹了吧 What the fuck is your problem?
别跑 不许动 Freeze! Stop!
别开枪 Don't shoot me, bro!
我儿子还没出生 我要当爸爸了 I got a little boy on the way. I'm gonna be a dad.
操 Fuck!
我要当爸爸了 I'm gonna be a dad.
亡命之徒[解脱了] Outlaw.
他们跑了 警司 They're gone, Sarge.
你现在觉得那孩子怎样 What do you think about your boy now?
没机会了 No more chances.
他妈的 操他奶奶的 Fuck! God damn it! Motherfuck!
该死 Damn it!
《韦恩》 下集预告 Next on Wayne...
什么鬼 What the fuck!
最好给我擦干净 混蛋 Better clean that shit off my car, bitch.
-那个混蛋死哪去了 -那孩子怎么了 - Where's the motherfuckin' kid? - What did the kid do?
那个混蛋以我的名义 That little shit charged a round of drinks
预付了一轮酒的钱 and a cash advance in my fucking name!
你他妈以为自己是谁啊 Who the fuck you think you is?
你在为我着想 有人替我担起责任真好 You were looking out for me. It's nice to have someone else
哪怕只有一次 be the grownup for once in my life.
你还想要我吼你吗 Do you want me to keep yelling at you?
找到韦恩 去吼他吧 Go find Wayne. Yell at him instead.
他妈的吵什么吵 The fuck is going on out here?
你太像你爸了 You look just like your father.