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翻译 只嗷
你搞个球啊大哥 What the fuck, bro?
赶着回家给你妈收尸啊别老子的车 You think you can just cut me the fuck off back there?
翻译 Sherlockkkkk
混蛋玩意 跟你说话呢 You fucking asshole! I'm fucking talking to you!
你瞎了吗 看我啊 Hey! Look at me, motherfucker!
校对 Todan Polaris
后期 Sherlockkkkk
搞毛啊 What the fuck?
总监 Sherlockkkkk
等等 大哥 别动怒 Wait, wait, wait. No, look, man.
我错了 消消火 I'm real sorry, man. Don't fucking do it.
扫描二维码 微博搜索 ANON匿名字幕组 关注我们吧
我不是故意要... I didn't mean to...
车挺可爱的 That's a cute car.
是你老妈的车吧 Is that your mother's car?
祝你一路平他妈的安 You have a safe fucking trip, yeah?
这儿离奥卡拉还有多远 Hey, how far is Ocala?
-还有九个小时 老爸 -走吧 我们去抓那臭小子 - Nine hours, Daddy. - Let's go get that motherfucker, yeah?
-臭小子 -臭小子 - Motherfucker! - Motherfucker!
见鬼了 Fuck!
韦恩 第一季 第六集
第六章
我们都成了什么样呀
佐治亚州 里士满希尔
弗莱切罗披萨
孩子们 我们走吧 Okay, guys, let's go.
跟上 Come on.
不行 永远不要和小屁孩同桌共餐 No. You never eat at a table with the little kids.
他们太恶心了 Kids do gross shit.
擤完鼻涕到处甩 还用手摸自己的屁眼 They snot all over everything, they touch their own assholes...
太倒胃口了 It's fucking gross.
我讨厌吃蘑菇 I hate mushrooms.
我把你蘑菇吃掉好了 I'll eat your fuckin' mushrooms.
想看我把这瓶调料一口干了吗 You guys wanna see me down it?
一群怂包 I'm hanging with a bunch of pussies.
好吧 Okay.
牛逼啊 So cool.
我操 快给我点水 Holy shit! I need water!
这有什么难的 That's not so hard.
你干嘛非要吃啊 天哪 Why did you do that? Oh, my God.
你是哭了吗 Are you crying?
我要尿尿 I need to pee.
当然了 I bet you do.
完了 逃学突袭检查 Shit. Truancy raid!
你们都知道流程的 All right! Y'all know the drill.
乖乖上车 不许爆粗口 And no cussing on the way to the van.
走吧小妞 Huh? Let's go, girlie.
少碰老娘 Don't you fuckin' touch me.
我又不是你傻逼学校的学生 I don't even go to your stupid school.
你要还是这态度 You keep that up,
我就叫你的家长来 听到没 and I'm gonna have to call your parents, all right?
-你 查查她包里有没有违禁品 -还给我 - You, check her bag for contraband. - Hey, give it back!
不许这样 Stop that!
你干嘛呢 What the fuck!
放老娘下来 老娘死也不去上你的破学 Put me down! I don't go to his fucking school!
牛逼不起来了吧 小姑娘 Not so tough now, are you?
刚才的女孩呢 Where's the girl?
我不知道你是说哪一个女孩 Uh, I don't know which girl you mean,
不过逃学突袭警察刚刚来 把孩子都带走了 but the truancy cops just raided this bitch.
你是谁 Who are you?
像刚才那样踢爆警察的蛋蛋 简直帅爆 I mean, kneeing that narc in the balls like that...
凯特·布兰切特可以退位了 Move over Cate Blanchett,
你已经正式晋升为我的新神兽 I think I found my new spirit animal.
你一定是新来的转学生吧 Please tell me you're new here.
我就是来这儿度假的 I'm just on vacation, or whatever.
-来列治文山度假吗 -为什么啊 - In Richmond Hill? - Why?
小明的爷爷活了八十岁 因为不管闲事 Because mind ya own business, that's why.
-她很拽哦 -好吧 - Oh! She's sassy. - Okay.
有什么能让我们溜出去的方法吗 Is there some sort of way we can bust out of here?
比如拉个防火警报什么的 Like a fucking fire alarm we can pull, or something?
你搞笑得很低调嘛 You're low-key hilarious.
不过是午餐留校而已 又不是进监狱了 This is lunch detention, not prison.
而且你的包不还被扣着呢嘛 Plus, don't you need your bag?
他们一会儿会还回来的 They'll give it back to you later.
但现在我们要做的就是乖乖待着 But for now, we should probably just chill
等着看一会发什么吃的 and wait to see what the snack is.
留校察看居然还发吃的 They feed you during detention here?
没事 要是没什么味道 我们这里还有 Don't worry, if it's bland, we got some
香辣味的奇多 在非小说那边的书架藏着 Flamin' Cheetos stashed over in Non-Fiction.
放学之后你得和我们一起玩 一言为定 So, you're hanging out with us after school. That's a thing.
对 Yep.
北卡罗来纳州 夏洛特
老兄 这居然是家四星级酒店啊 Man! This hotel's is on some four-star shit!
那些高大上的乳液我能用吗 I can use this fancy lotion, right?
用呗 香皂也顺手带走 Take it. Take the soap.
想拿什么拿什么 我不管 Take everything. I don't care.
开大会的话 人们不是得到处串门社交什么的吗 Don't people mingle and shit at conferences?
你还不下去和他们一起吗 Should you get down there?
一会吧 我得先把事情安置好 Not yet. I've got to get settled,
熨几件衬衫 琢磨琢磨演讲稿 gotta iron some shirts, work on my speech...
或者我们可以翘掉会议 继续去找韦恩 We could just bail and get back to finding Wayne.
精液饼干 成人电影
不行 No. Can't.
教委负责人会关注我的演讲情况 The Superintendent is gonna be following up on how I do,
因为她知道这个演讲是个拿补助金的机会 since she knows there's a chance to get some grant money.
能给多少钱呢 How much cash we talkin'?
不太清楚 够买几台电脑 I don't know. Enough to buy some computers
和别的电脑配件什么的 and other computer things.
房间这么乱我没法工作 But I can't do anything with the room like this.
我懂了 你都没开始写稿子吧 Oh, shit. You haven't even started on your speech yet.
你说什么呢 我当然写了 What? Yes, I have. You don't...
我不知道你在讲什么 What are you talking about?
你有拖延症 You're procrastinating.
我有长论文要交的时候也这样 I do the same thing when I have a big paper due.
我会打扫房间 I'll clean my room,
从毛衣上揪毛球玩 懒驴上套屎尿多 pick up those tiny fuzz balls off my sweaters...
我写了好嘛 全写在我脑子里 I wrote it, okay? Basically. It's all up here.
你不如到楼下的泳池去放松一下 Why don't you go relax by the pool, downstairs?
这一切都是何必呢 Because what's the point, okay?
我扯什么根本不重要 反正我们也拿不到补助金 It doesn't even matter what I say. We're never gonna get a grant.
就算我们真拿到了 And even if we did,
你知道那群败家孩子会怎么对待新买的高科技产品吗 you know what those kids are gonna do with the technology it buys?
分分钟就能弄坏 They're immediately gonna break it,
偷了去卖 或者往里面倒巧克力奶 steal it, or pour chocolate milk into it.
所以何必呢 So, what's the point?
你知道楼下还有桑拿吧 You know they have a sauna down there, too, right?
翘臀保姆 成人电影
可能你是对的 我们应该一起想个点子出来 Maybe you're right. We should brainstorm some ideas.
你有什么想法吗 What have you got?
老哥 你能不能下楼待会儿 Dude, could you just go downstairs,
好让我看会儿黄片 so I can watch my porn movies?
穿好衣服 Please get dressed.
等等 Hold up.
你打算在这里待多久 How long are you in town for?
今晚你有什么安排吗 Are you doing anything tonight?
我操 提醒得真是时候 Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Good call.
我们土掉渣的春季舞会就在今晚 Our super lame-ass Spring Fling's tonight.
我才不去看你们跳什么奇怪的舞 Ugh! I'm not comin' to your weird dance.
我都不是这儿的学生 I don't even go here.
那不重要 No, that doesn't matter.
我们可以带任何人当舞伴 We can bring whoever we want as dates.
我要带这位辣妹去 I am bringing this hot miss,
但我在考虑 but I'm thinking,
我们可以组合来个蕾丝三人行 we all go as a polyamorous lezzy throuple, yeah?
想象一下他们的钛合金狗眼被亮瞎的样子吧 Can you imagine how hard they'd shit their fucking pants?
看给这婊子吓的 Look at how eeked out this hoecake is already.
看到没 See that?
这是国际通用舔逼手势 That's the international sign for cunnilingus.
不过你当然不知道了 Of course, you wouldn't know that
因为你男朋友是个毛都没长齐的高中小孩 because you're dating a high school boy, right?
你呢 你有对象了吗 How about you? You got anyone?
男生 还是女生 A guy? A girl?
不知道 我有个韦恩 I don't know. I got a Wayne.
"有个韦恩"是个什么鬼 What the fuck is "A Wayne"?
卧了个大槽 Holy shit!
我猜这就是那个韦恩了吧 I guess that's a fuckin' Wayne.
这就是那个和你发生过口角的男生吧 Is this the boy you had a little kerfuffle with?
他指的是把你双手钉在面包车上的 He means the dangerous criminal
北卡罗来纳州 费耶特维尔
那个危险罪犯 who nail-gunned your hands to a van.
听着 我已经和另外几个 Listen, when I talked to the other cops,
穿警服的警察交代过了 the guys who wore actual uniforms,
把我知道的都告诉他们了 I told them everything I knew.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我假定你雇佣他的时候 So, I'm assuming the hiring circumstances
工作环境和雇佣这些人差不多吧 were similar to these gentlemen's?
我又不可能从招聘网上应聘的他 I didn't find him on Linkedln, if that's what you mean.
你付他工钱了吗 Did you pay him?
我当然付那臭小子工钱了 Of course, I fuckin' paid him.
而这就是他给我的回报 And this is what I get for it?
行吧 Right.
这就有点说不通了吧 Well, that doesn't quite add up now, does it?
你能把我手机还回来吗 May I have my goddamn phone back, please?
孩子们在路上风餐露宿的 他们总得想法子吃饭 Look, the kids are on the road, okay? They need to eat.
我知道你想把他当成人畜无害的小天使 I know you want to think he's some kind of angel,
但如果他无路可走了 but if Wayne got desperate,
可就一发不可收拾了 we're gonna have serious problems here.
欢迎致电费耶特维尔移民拘留中心 Welcome to the Fayetteville Immigration Detention Center.
我们的电话选项有一些改变 英文服务请按一 Our menu options have changed. For English press 1.
我曾遇到过一位马萨诸塞州的绅士 You know, I came across a gentleman in Massachusetts,
他想出个最卑鄙无耻的计划 who had the darnedest scheme.
他会雇佣一些身份有问题的工人们 He'd hire workers with questionable citizenship status,
等他们做完工 他不光不给他们钱 and at the end of the day, instead of paying them,
还把他们押送到移民局去 he'd turn them in to Immigration.
我不想显得自己很没教养 Now, I hate to be rude,
请允许我翻译给这些讲西语的朋友们听听 so, allow me to translate for our Spanish-speaking friends...
我以前遇到过一位绅士
我猜你不是那种喜欢上学的人 对吧 I'm takin' you're not much of a school-type, are ya?
大家都不怎么喜欢我 People didn't like me much.
我也不喜欢他们 And I didn't like them much back.
我也是 Me, neither.
我不知道 I dunno.
学校里总是有数不尽的傻逼 Schools are always gonna be filled with boneheads.
我家里也是 So's my house.
不过在学校的话 我好歹能吃顿像样的午餐 At least, at school, I got a decent lunch.
其实我在学校还算如鱼得水 I was actually good at it, you know.
我曾经还有个好闺蜜 I had a best friend...
-我喜欢那块粉色香皂 -什么 - I liked that pink soap. - What?
厕所里那块 The soap in the bathrooms.
闻起来很干净 Smells clean.
你对气味可真是有特殊癖好 You got a weird thing with smells, man.
你读过书吗 You ever even read a book before?
-漫画算吗 -服了你了 - Comics count? - Jesus.
我之前读过一本书 I read a book before.
-是吗 书名是什么 -我不记得了 - Yeah? What was it called? - I don't remember.
-关于什么的呢 -狼人 - What was it about? - Werewolves.
我猜也是 Figures.
里面还有位半人半狼蛛的女士 There was also a lady who was part tarantula.
当然了 Yeah, of course there was.
我不知道 I don't know,
可能只有我们学校烂得要死 maybe it was just our school that was shit.
也许当初我们在这种地方上学 Maybe if we went someplace like this place,
一切都会不同 it would be different.
久仰大名 Dude, that was the tits.
普林斯女士听到你摩托车的声音 还以为是地震了 Mrs. Prince totally thought that your motorcycle was like a small earthquake.
她还说"养兵千日 用兵一时 She's like, "This is what your drills are for!
记住疏散的流程" Remember your training!"
这是崔西和珍妮 Trish and Jenny.
-你好啊 - What's up?
幸会幸会 Nice to meet you.
行吧 Okay.
你们得和我们一起去春季舞会 So, you are coming to Spring Fling with us.
必须的 Oh, yeah, 100%.
我们说不定还要骑着你的摩托车潇洒上场 And we may need to make an entrance on your bike.
我想起来了 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
我们可以去找点鸽子到时候放 We should release doves if we can find them.
傻不拉几的舞会吗 Like a stupid dance?
和别人跟着傻不拉几的音乐跳舞那种吗 With people dancing to, like, stupid music?
就是如此啦 Um, exactly.
纯粹为了开心 But just for shits 'n gigs.
可以嘲讽别人 To rip on people, like, ironically.
调戏那些想勾搭妹子的大学运动员 Talk shit on all the jocks tryin' get it in.
去傻不拉几舞会难道不需要穿好看的衣服吗 Don't ya need good clothes to get into a stupid dance?
这不是什么大问题 You know what? Actually, it's cool.
我爸女朋友就有 可以去我家 My dad's girlfriend... Uh, we can go to my place.
她有超多小婊砸风格的衣服 She has all these psycho-slut dresses that we can try on!
天 我们还可以来点热场酒 大喝特喝 Oh, my God, and we can pre-game. Like hard.
就这么说定了 We're gonna pre-game.
应该会比较有趣吧 I don't know. Maybe it'll be fun?
但她俩说的没一个听起来有趣 But nothing they said sounds like it.
不不不 我们投过票了 No, no, no. We voted.
七比三 你们去定了 Um, seven to three. You're going now.
-到时候见 -到时候见 美女们 - See ya. - See ya later, ladies.
也许会有你喜欢的那种粉色香皂 Maybe they'll have that pink soap you like.
-给我一包你的胡椒粉 -滚远点 - Give me one of your peppers... - Go fuck yourself. Back off!
仙人板板 你们两个能闭嘴吗 For the love of Christ, will the two of you shut the fuck up?
我得看看那几个傻屌有没有打电话来讨论拆迁的活 Tryin' to see if these jag-offs called about that demo job.
拿你脏手戳自己去 Would you fuck off with your sticky mitts!
傻逼机器 简直是坨屎 根本没法用 Fucking machine, man. It's a piece of shit. It won't work.
-你按了七没 -先按七 然后打接入号码 - You hit seven? - Hit seven, then the access number.
接入号码是多少 What's the access number?
-卡尔 快说啊 -我不知道 - Carl, access number? - I don't know.
试试黛尔的生日 Oh, try Del's birthday.
-七月二十号 -二十 没错 - July 20th. - Twentieth. Right.
可以了 Working.
卢开蒂先生或女士 不知道我是否读对了名字 Hi, Mr. Or Mrs. Luccetti? Am I saying that right?
我是阿拉巴斯特高中的副校长沃尔什 This is Vice Principal Walsh from Alabaster High.
给我点凉拌菜丝 Give me some of your coleslaw...
您女儿被留校察看了 Your daughter got detention...
她没带学生证 我们的系统也崩溃了 She didn't have her student ID and our system's down,
但我们在她包里找到了您的号码 but we found your number in her bag.
如果您能来一趟 So, if you could come on in,
解决一下问题 那就再好不过了 help sort this out, that'll be great.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
我还想喝甜茶 I want some more sweet tea.
-嘴给我闭紧 -在你好好抠耳屎之前... - Shut the fuck up. - Not before you clean your ear...
你他妈别碰我 Don't you fucking touch me!
-日死你 卡尔 -我才日死你 - Fuck you, Carl. - Fuck you!
-我操 傻逼玩意儿 -我操你 傻屌玩意儿 - Fuck you, motherfucker! - Fuck you, motherfucker!
吃我
你的房间太酷了 I love your room.
我父亲找女友的垃圾品味也不算让人失望嘛 My dad's tragic taste in girlfriends did not disappoint...
-看这些衣服 -布丽吉特可真行 - Look at these. - Fucking Bridgette.
你爸哪儿认识的她啊 What, did your dad meet her
荡妇精神病院吗 in a slutty mental hospital, or something?
这只狐狸是死了吗 Is this fox dead?
对 我拍的 Yeah, I took those.
路上被撞死的动物也值得被记住 Even roadkill deserves to be remembered.
这也忒诡异了 That's wicked weird.
等等 "忒" Wait. "Wicked?"
"忒"什么意思 阿芙洛狄忒的"忒"吗 Like "Wicked" Like, witch wicked?
什么 不 "忒"的意思就是"非常" What? No, wicked like, really.
就像你看到某个人在街上大摇大摆的 Like if you see some dudes struttin' down a street,
你心里就会想 "看那个屌丝 you're gonna be like, "Look at that jabroni,
还以为自己忒性感呢" thinks he's 'wicked' hot..."
-什么 -屌丝是个啥 - What? - Jabroni?
甜心 祝福你 Oh, honey, bless your heart.
为什么大家一直这么说 Why does everyone keep saying that?
不知道 就像南方版本的"我可去你的吧" I don't know, it's Southern for, "I'm judging you."
天 Oh, Jesus.
总之 你今晚应该过来睡 Anyway, you should totally sleep over tonight.
你还应该"全职"来我们学校读书 And you should also come to our school full-time.
天啊 没错 Oh, my God! Yes!
我们可以一直这样 Dude, it could be like this all the time.
-"忒婊了"三人组 -我的个天 - Like The Three Wicked Bitches! - Oh, my God.
-非常好 -这件怎么样 - So good. - How do I look?
我喜欢你穿平时那些衣服 I like you in your regular clothes.
你也需要换件衣服 You need something, too, you know.
有主意了 Dude, got you, got you.
就这件 Uh, yes.
我爸第三次婚礼时穿的 This is from my dad's third wedding.
我得去下洗手间 I gotta go to the bathroom.
你不喜欢吗 还有配套的裤子 Don't you like it? It's got matching pants, too.
关我屁事 I don't care.
"就像中量级冠军马文·哈格勒 "And just like Middleweight Champion Marvin Hagler,
国际拳击手 籍贯美国马萨诸塞州布罗克顿
哈格勒高中经受得起考验 Hagler High can take a beating.
因此我相信我们可以成为教育领域的 That's why I believe we can be a contender
一名有力竞争者" in the arena of education."
天呐 Jesus.
-好的感叹还是坏的感叹 -坏的感叹 - Good Jesus, or bad Jesus? - Bad Jesus.
如果你都没法在一群献身教学事业呆头呆脑的校长面前 If you can't talk up Hagler to a bunch of nerdy-ass principals
热情地谈论哈格勒高中 who are balls deep into education,
那你怎么可能劝得动韦恩 how do you expect to get through to Wayne,
他可是恨死学校了 a kid who hates school?
那你想让我做什么 What do you want me to do?
试试让我振奋起来 你得发自内心 Motivate me. You gotta speak through here.
你可是个校长 You're a friggin' principal.
深入探讨你最初为什么想当校长 Tap into why you wanted to be one in the first place.
老实说 我并不想 Honestly, I didn't.
我就是临时的体育老师 I took a gym teacher temp job,
结果他们突然就让我当了校长 and next thing you know, they made me Principal.
所谓的白人特权罢了 That's some white privilege shit right there.
我也是这么说的 That's what I said.
听好了 你有两个选择 Listen, you got two options.
好好思考 深入内心 撰写一篇讲稿 Reach deep down inside and come up with a speech
能够激励大家给我们学校捐款 that'll inspire people to donate to our school,
或者蒙混过关 就像你一直以来那样 or, half-ass it, like you've done your whole life,
学学你那些懒蛋学生 and steal a speech off the Internet
在网上抄一篇 like your lazy-ass students do.
-我选第二个方案好了 -哔了狗了 - I'm gonna go with B. The second thing. - What the fuck!
校长发言讲稿 Speeches for Principal...
"引领就是倾听 教育就是理解 "To lead is to listen. To educate is to understand.
若想激励他人 你不能仅仅只是杰出人物[校]或益友[长]" To inspire, you must be more than a prince or a pal."
我喜欢这段 I like that.
就它了 I'm using it.
韦恩 你能从我包里拿下发夹吗 Hey, Wayne! Can you grab my hair clip out of my bag?
起点 罗得岛州西格林威治 终点 加利福尼亚州洛杉矶
操 韦恩 你聋了吗 What the fuck, Wayne? You hear me?
北卡罗来纳州 伦柏顿
不行 这颜色也太单调了 Oh, no, I need more color than this.
再加点香菜 怎么样 Gonna add some cilantro. How's that look?
真的是仿若罗宾汉的影子 Shades of Robin Hood, really.
-香菜吗 -那个男孩 - Cilantro? - The boy.
劫富济贫 Stealing from the rich, helping the poor...
警司 我们已经见识了他纵火 袭击他人 Sarge, we've now seen cases of arson, assault,
咬掉了一个混蛋的鼻子 a hole where a motherfucker's nose used to be,
你居然还觉得他是那种唱诗班男孩 and you're still goin' on like he's some type of choir boy!
神了 你一点没胖 Well, shit. You ain't gained a pound!
多亏了夜间瑜伽 老兄 Night yoga, my friend.
-康妮还好吗 -挺好的 - How's Connie? - Good, good.
她自己出版了一本儿童读物 She just self-published a kids' book
讲两只海贝学习如何倾听对方 about a couple of seashells learning to listen to one other.
你得摇手柄 用力点 Well, you gotta jiggle the handle. Jiggle it hard.
谢谢你帮忙调查那个建筑工的事 I wanna thank you for sleuthin' out that construction business.
我居然还想过找那个混蛋帮我改建厨房 To think I was considerin' that asshole for my kitchen remodel.
我来找你 是因为... The reason I tracked you down here...
费耶特维尔的市长 Mayor over in Fayetteville,
集结了所有警察 he's got every cop he can get
在找一个疯子 那人在费尔蒙特某维修站 out looking for a maniac who assaulted his son
袭击了市长的儿子 at a pit stop over in Fairmont.
淋了他一身汽油 威胁说要烧死他 Doused the kid in gasoline, threatened to torch him.
你猜怎么着 Guess what,
这个疯子操着一口波士顿口音 this particular maniac had a Boston accent.
我停不下来 I can't stop it.
-再拿些毛巾啊 -抱歉 早就没了 - Well, get some more towels. - Sorry, ran out already.
-这东西流得有多快 -十四... - How fast is this thing flowing? - 14...
-去证据保管室 -马上就去 - Evidence room. - Getting the evidence now.
该死 来任务了 Damn, duty calls.
有什么后续 我会告诉你的 Anything else develops, I'll let you know.
好吧 All right, so,
我们假设他是个好孩子 这周过得很不顺 say we chalk this up to a good kid having a bad week,
他也如你所想是罗宾汉那种人 and he's this Robin Hood-type you think he is,
然后呢 then what?
你想怎么办 警司 What are you hoping to get out of this, Sarge?
我真心想知道的是 I guess what I'm really wondering is,
我们应该保护韦恩不受这个世界伤害 do we need to protect Wayne from the world,
还是应该保护这个世界不受韦恩伤害 or do we need to protect the world from Wayne?
就像是想拍一张豌豆汤的图 It's like trying to photograph this pea soup.
不管你加多少层滤镜 No matter how many filters I put on,
它看着还是像小孩粑粑 it doesn't change the fact that it still looks like baby shit.
你知道什么才是画龙点睛之笔吗 You know what'd pull these together?
女式单片眼镜 Ladies' monocles.
关于这个舞会 You guys, about this dance.
-我们真的要跳舞吗 -看情况咯 - Are we actually gonna dance? - Ah, it depends.
如果有还不错的音乐 我就会这样... Yeah, if a half dope song comes on, I'll be like...
没错 是我的宝贝女孩 Oh, yeah! It's my baby girl.
忒性感了 快跟着我说 "Wicked" Hot. Say it.
忒性感了 Wicked hot.
你呢 新英格兰蛤肉杂烩浓汤 What about you, New England Clam Chowder?
-你想看我跳吗 -来啊 - Oh, you want to see somethin'? - Oh, yeah.
-要看是吧 -来吧 - All right, you wanna see something? - Let's go.
黛尔 Del...
怎么回事啊 半天没来 What the crud? What took you so long?
-我发夹呢 -我们能聊聊吗 - Where's my hairclip? - Could we talk?
不在这里聊 Not here?
这人有什么毛病 Dude, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
我们就快好了 Hey, we're almost done.
你能别表现得像个怪胎一样吗 Will you stop acting like such a fucking weirdo?
我觉得你该留下来 I think you should stay.
什么 我们是要留下来去舞会呀 What? Yeah, we're staying for the dance...
没事的 我理解 It's fine. I get it.
你什么毛病 What the hell's wrong with you?
我就是觉得你想留下来 就留下来吧 I just think if you want to stay, you should stay.
那你他妈去哪儿 So, where the fuck are you going?
没有我你会玩得更开心 You'll have more fun without me.
你就这么走了吗 So, you're just gonna fucking leave?
你可真厉害 混蛋 Real cool move, dick!
那我一会儿还来找你吗 I'll see you later, then?
那我要取消我们华馆的预定吗 So, should I cancel our P.F. Chang's reservation?
亚洲主题的美国休闲餐饮连锁店
他们很烦临时取消什么的 They get real cunty about last minute shit.
阿拉巴斯特高中 春季舞会
狂欢吧
来吧 Come on.
快跟我说实话 Guys, be honest with me.
这会不会太过头了 Is this too fucking much?
不会 妹子 我们看上去都美炸了 Nah, dude, we look so fucking elegant right now.
没错 我们仨就好比是高配版海伦·米伦 For real, we look like some top shelf Helen Mirrens over here.
英国女演员 2007年凭借《女王》获得奥斯卡最佳女主角
妹子 快看杰若米 Dude, check out fucking Jeremy.
你情我愿才行得通 笨蛋 Hey, dude, they have to actually be into it, you chode!
-你还好吗 老妹 -好着呢 - Hey, you okay, lady bro? - Yeah, man, fine.
《米德尔马契》 乔治·艾略特
-你认识崔西和珍妮 -认识 - Hey, you know Trish and Jenny? - Yeah, man. I know them.
她俩太狂野了 你懂我的意思吗 Those two wild, you know what I'm saying?
-你能把这个给她们吗 -没问题 兄弟 - Can you give this to 'em? - Sure, buddy.
我这会儿没法百分百保证 I can't promise anything right now.
因为我刚到手了一批上等大麻 I just got into some pretty dank nuggs.
挺甜蜜的 不是吗 That's pretty sweet, right?
每个周五 都是如此 Every Friday, it's the same thing.
他们来这里 点一份蘑菇披萨 They come here, order their mushroom pizza.
-我讨厌蘑菇 -那家伙也是 - I hate mushrooms. - Yeah, so does he.
他讨厌这里的音乐 这里的味道 He hates the music in here, the smell of the place.
每周他都偷偷这样告诉我 He tells me every week when she's not listening.
我就跟他说 "老兄 And I tell him, "Man,
我可以把你们的披萨做成蘑菇芝士各一半" I can make your pizza half mushroom, half cheese."
但他就希望老样子 But he wants it that way.
这样他就可以把蘑菇都挑出来 给她吃 Just so he can pick them off, and give them to her.
正所谓为爱牺牲 Sacrifice, man.
他也许不会吃蘑菇 He may not be eating mushrooms,
但你知道他一会儿会吃什么吗 but you know what he'll be eating later?
陈年老逼 Vintage pussy.
最好在这里查阅证据 Best to watch the evidence in here.
这是这栋楼唯一不受 It's the only room in the building
那糟糕的排水系统影响的房间 not affected by our unfortunate plumbing situation.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
长官 麻烦来一下三楼 Sir, we need you on the third floor.
老兄们 我得走了 祝你们好运 Look, fellas. I gotta go. Good luck.
好吧 如果我们看到确凿的视频证据 All right, so, if we see legit video proof
证明这个孩子处于成为杀人凶手的边缘 of this kid on the verge of straight-up fiery murder,
-我只是希望你能知道... -快打开看吧 杰伊 - I just wanna let you know that... - Just hit it, Jay.
不是他 那不是他 It's not him. That ain't him.
等等 那不是我电过的家伙嘛 Wait, that's the motherfucker I tased!
「用领导力重燃希望」 校长大会
身为一个领导者 有时会很混乱 Being a leader is sometimes messy.
对你自己和你的手下均是如此 Both for you and the people who work for you.
也许你乐观向上 你知道正确的前进方向 Maybe you're positive, you know the right road to take.
-我错过什么了吗 -怎么跑到这下面来了 - Hey. What'd I miss? - Hey, what are you doing down here?
我以为你想自己一个人呆会儿 I thought you wanted alone time.
结果发现我只需要独处三分钟 Turns out I only needed three minutes.
好吧 安静点 马上到我了 All right. Just be quiet. I'm up next.
引领就是倾听 To lead is to listen.
教育就是理解 To educate is to understand.
若想激励他人 你不能仅仅只是杰出人物或益友 To inspire, you must be more than a prince or a pal...
妈逼 别这样啊 Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh, no, no, no.
他照搬了你抄来的讲稿吗 He just steal your stolen speech?
真蠢 你该往下翻用第二条的 Dumbass. Should've scrolled to the second one.
我不必做多么远大的设想 I don't have to look any further
更重要的是自己的教职员工能行动起来 than watching my own teaching staff in action.
我极其... I am incredible...
-你喜欢橄榄球吗 -不喜欢 - Hey, you like football? - No.
很好 我也是 所以我划船 Awesome, same. Yeah, that's why I row.
亲爱的 祝福你 Oh, honey, bless your heart.
-那是谁啊 -韦恩本尊 - Who is that? - That's fucking Wayne.
韦恩 韦恩 韦恩 Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
你想跟我跳舞吗 Do you wanna dance with me?
我也不知道 I don't know.
得看你手有多湿了 How sweaty are your hands?
欢迎来到第八届 「用领导力重燃希望」 校长大会
大家好 我是汤姆·科尔 Hey, how you doin'? I'm, uh, Tom Cole.
来自马萨诸塞州布罗克顿的哈格勒高中 From Hagler High in Brockton, Massachusetts.
名字源于马弗洛斯·马文·哈格勒 It's named after Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
那个拳击手 The boxer?
八十年代的 1980s?
不知道吗 No?
我准备这次演讲时 When I was preparing for this speech,
有人让我深入思考 someone told me to dig deep
发言要发自内心 and speak from the heart.
我就思考了一下 So, I did some digging.
你知道我心里都在想什么吗 And you know what's in there?
厌恶 非常非常深的厌恶 Hate. Lots and lots of hate.
厌恶那些孩子 我的学校 我的工作 Hate for the kids, my school, my job,
但绝大部分 是厌恶我自己 but, uh, mostly, for myself.
那你为啥来这里 Then why are you here?
穿拖鞋便裤的那位先生 The gentleman wearing slacks with sandals
想知道我为什么在这里 would like to know why I'm here.
显而易见了 我是来争取拨款的 And, obviously, it's because I'm trying to get a grant.
为了购买一些电子产品 最后会沦落到 For some electronics that'll end up being
破损 被盗 或者糊上屎 broken, stolen, or shit on.
要知道 这是真事 That's a true story, FYI.
上次我们采购了平板电脑 Last time we got tablets,
有人就在上面糊了屎 someone took an actual shit on one.
现在我们需要新的平板电脑了 So, now, we need new tablets.
但你们知道那些屎哪儿来的吗 But you know where that shit comes from?
你屁眼吗 Your ass?
不 来自我们 No, it comes from us.
来自我们这些大人 It comes from the top.
这些狗屎习性会跟着传给学生 And that shit trickles down.
见鬼了 我都没法直视大部分学生 Hell, I can't even look most of the kids in the eye.
因为如果我看着他们 Uh, because if I do,
他们傲慢不羁的脸孔 their snotty, pierced faces
时刻提醒着我 just remind me that
我辜负了他们 I'm failing them.
你们之中有人可能也放弃了 Maybe some of you have given up, too.
穿拖鞋便裤那位显然是放弃了 We know Sandals with Slacks clearly has.
好吧 天呐 Okay, I mean, Jesus.
我这是坏的感叹 I mean, that's a bad Jesus, by the way.
我们知道这位放弃了 We know this guy has, okay.
因为他照搬了我本打算抄的演讲稿 'Cause he stole that same speech that I was gonna do.
全是从网上抄来的 He stole it from the Internet.
抱歉 Sorry.
我要说的是 我们必须更加努力 So, all I'm saying is, we gotta work harder.
也许在让孩子们改变之前 Maybe we gotta change first,
我们应该先做出改变 before we ask them to.
所以 So,
给他们买些iPad吧 buy 'em some fuckin' iPads.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
我以为我们会穿傻不拉几的衣服 I thought we were wearing dumb stuff.
那有什么傻的 What's dumb about that?
我可能真的想过离开 Guess I did want to go for real.
好吧 Yeah.
不 我是说 No, I, uh, just mean...
我们到底是谁呀 Who even are we now?
找到车之后我们要怎么办啊 What are we gonna do after we find that car?
我们还没认真谈过这些 We haven't really talked about that.
还会回学校吗 Are we ever even going back to school?
我们现在算辍学了吗 Are we dropouts, now?
我想我只是... I guess I just...
我也不知道怎么了 也许我从没想过自己能有机会 I don't know, I thought maybe, I'd never really have a chance
做这些事 to do this.
所以... So...
我害怕了 I got scared.
看着你 在学校里 和朋友一起 Seeing you at school, with friends...
你看上去很开心 去那些大房子玩 You looked happy, going to fancy houses...
就一家而已 It was one house.
我只是不想剥夺了一个你也许会喜欢 I just don't want to take you away from a life you might like,
或想要的生活吧 or maybe want, I don't know.
不是说我想留下来 It's not like I wanna stay...
即使是... And even if...
我不知道怎么说了 I don't know.
不管我做什么 我都想... No matter what I do, I wanna...
我想和你一起去做 I wanna do it with you, or whatever.
我不想没有你在我身边 I don't wanna do it with not you.
你真傻 You fuckin' idiot.
-惊喜吧 -不要 - Surprise! - No!
离远点 黛利拉 Back the fuck up, Delilah!
-别碰他 -别拦我 - Get off of him! - Get off me!
放开我 Let me go!
你个疯子 跑来我家 You fuckin' nuts? You come into my house,
你他妈砸了我电视 you fucking bust up my television...
三十二英寸的天顶 A 32-inch fuckin' Zenith!
你他妈还绑架了我女儿 You kidnap my fucking daughter!
住手 我自己要离开的 Stop it! I fucking chose to leave!
你他妈闭嘴 黛利拉 Shut your fucking mouth, Delilah!
-他们在打韦恩 -去你妈的 - They're beating up Wayne! - Fuck you.
-住手 -操 日个怪哉 - Stop it! - Fuck! Fuck you!
快住手 Stop it!
-老爹 -架着他 - Daddy! - Hold him. Hold him.
小逼崽子 Motherfucker!
快他妈住手 Fucking stop!
-来啊 -快住手 爸 - Come here! - Stop, Daddy!
干得漂亮 Nice shot.
你咬断了我鼻子 杂种 You take my fucking nose, motherfucker.
长得挺秀气是吧 You pretty boy?
去把断线钳拿来 Go get those goddamn bolt cutters.
-狂欢咯 -我要以牙还牙 把他鼻子割下来 - Cannibal. - We're taking a nose with us.
-离韦恩远点 -我勒个去 - Get the fuck off of Wayne! - Oh, Jesus Christ.
♪A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton♪
来啊 贱人 看你什么能耐 Let's go, bitch. What the fuck you got?
-来啊 小毛头们 -上啊 - Come on, motherfucker. - Let's go!
*目光直视前方 大步向前* *Staring blankly ahead just making my way*
*我奋力地只为穿过人群* *Making a way through the crowd*
天啊 你没事吧 Jesus. You okay?
快点 我们得走了 Come on, we gotta go.
*我需要你* *And I need you*
*我想念你* *And I miss you*
*此刻我思索着* *And now I wonder*
*若能翱翔在天际* *If I could fall into the sky*
*时光是否能将我轻饶* *Do you think time would pass me by?*
黛利拉 Delilah!
*只因你懂我会不远千里* *'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles*
*只为拥你入怀* *if I could just hold you*
逼货 混蛋老头 Suck on this, you fucking scumbag!
谁让你他妈要招惹 That's what you get for fucking with...
韦恩
我觉得吧 I think,
如果我是他 又是在跑路 if I were him, fugitive state of mind,
多半又累又饿 I'm probably tired and hungry.
如果又是汤达人的事 杰伊 我们有要事要忙 If this is about soup, Jay, we've got real problems.
不 我找到了这段视频 No, I found the videos
卢切蒂兄弟一直在更新他们的行程 that the Luccetti boys have been posting from their trip.
看他们最新的那条 Look at their last post.
我的个老天 那些人是... Good God, what are those men...
住手 老爸 Stop, Daddy!
-那是韦恩吗 -没错 - Is that Wayne? - Yeah.
大开眼界 Christ on crutches.
我去 你还真没错 Shit! You were right.
看来小罗宾汉的确需要我们帮助 Maybe lil' Robin Hood does need our help.
《韦恩》 下集预告 Next on Wayne...
你青得都快看不出正常肤色了 You got more gross color skin than regular color skin.
我们得去医院 We gotta go to the hospital.
-我不嗑药 -把它吃了 - I don't take drugs. - Just take it.
-你为什么用这种眼神看着我 -我只是很开心 - Why are you looking at me like that? - I'm just happy.
你爸爸住院了 Your dad's in hospital.
-伤势如何 -他要死了 - What's the status of his injuries? - He's dying.
我们要集中注意力 好吗 We need to stay alert, okay?
他在这 就在医院里 He's here! He's in the hospital!
他们都死了吗 Are those all dead?
你们都死了吗 Are you guys dead?
-你能给我们买酒吗 -我有假证件 - Can you buy us booze? - I got a fake ID.
麻溜利索的别磨叽 Can we just hurry the fuck up, please?
不要给她肚子搞大了 Do not get her pregnant.