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翻译 只嗷 Polaris
翻译 环三次甲基三硝胺
我从没这么干净过 I ain't never been this clean before.
校对 Polaris Todan
打娘胎里出来时都没这么干净 Not even when I was born, I don't think.
你打娘胎里出来时也不干净 You weren't clean then neither.
你看过新生儿的样子吗 Ever seen a baby when it first comes out?
身上全是血和娘胎里带的粘乎乎的东西 All bloody and covered in mom goop.
后期 Sherlockkkkk
这个沐浴露有芒果的味道 The shower gel's got mangoes.
是啊 你知道我本以为自己会讨厌 I know. And you know what I thought I would hate,
总监 Sherlockkkkk
但发现其实还不赖的是什么吗 but turns out I don't?
烘干机烘完衣服之后的提示音乐 The way the dryer plays the song when it's done.
我喜欢烘干机的音乐 I like the dryer song.
那音乐就像在说 I know. It's like,
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"好了 我烘好了你的衣服 "Here, I made your clothes all warm for you,
现在我要为你唱一首摇篮曲"之类的 now I'm gonna sing you a lullaby," Or whatever.
上面有登什么吗 Anything in there?
没什么 No, not really.
一参议员给另一参议员口交 Some senator guy got a BJ from another senator guy,
生菜里的大肠杆菌导致部分人生病 bunch of people got E. Coli shits from lettuce,
还有 and, uh...
还有一整个关于"露天餐厅"的板块 This whole section's on "Dining alfresco".
是什么法式裸体餐厅吗还是 Is that French for eating naked or something?
反正照片里没人光着身子 No one's naked in the pictures.
就是这里 Here we are...
不好 是杰夫 Shit, it's Jeff.
新生活从这里开始 Your new life begins here.
原装硬木地板 嵌入式照明设施 With original hardwood floors, recessed lighting,
忙活了一天后与家人团聚 and for the end of the day, when we come together
思考生活的意义时 and remember why we do it all...
壁炉就在这里 The fireplace.
纵情享受吧 Indulge.
请允许我带你们参观下户外 Let me invite you outside,
自然与生活的交织处 to where nature and our lives intertwine,
在这宽敞的户外露台上 on this spacious outdoor patio
露天用餐堪称完美 perfect for dining alfresco.
我们的衣服 烘干机结束时会放音乐 Our laundry. The dryer's gonna play the song!
真他妈是日了狗了 What the motherfucking fuck!
韦恩 第一季 第四集
第四章
找件黑衣服穿
马萨诸塞州 布罗克顿
这里是杰伊·甘尼蒂 又名"汤达人" It's Jay Ganetti, aka "Cop a' Soup"
我即将去南方旅行 and I'm heading down south.
准备好迎接来自十一个不同州的炫汤照吧 So get ready for soup pics from 11 different states!
有一千三百多个观众呢 想打个招呼吗 I got 1,300 people watching. You wanna say hi?
不想 Hard pass.
好了大家 我们要出发了 Okay, we gotta go, y'all.
再见啦 Chow-da!
-"汤达人"梗好玩吗 -嗯 - Soup pun. - Uh-huh.
我们不穿制服去吗 We're not wearing uniforms?
不了 今天不穿制服 No. No uniforms today.
就只有你 我 还有我朋友汤美·巴哈马 It's you, me, and my friend, Tommy Bahama.
美国著名休闲品牌男装
我还以为只有咱俩呢 I thought it was just us.
不 汤美·巴哈马 No, Tommy Bahama's the name of the man
是设计这些衬衫的设计师 who makes these shirts.
我知道啊 但他为什么要和我们一起去 他很有钱吗 I know, but why is he coming with us? Is he rich?
杰伊 我是开了个玩... Jay, I was making a...
听着 关于这次旅行 我想我说的很清楚了 Now, look, I think I was pretty clear about this trip.
你知道我们不是去工作吧 You realize all of this is off the clock?
我知道 但我们又不是去迪士尼玩 I know, but it's not like we're going to Disney World.
除非... Unless...
难道我们真要去迪士尼 警司 Unless, we going to Disney World, Sarge?
我们要离开我们的管辖区 Well, we're gonna be traveling out of our jurisdiction,
所以穿制服也不合适 so it'd be inappropriate to be in uniform.
你有什么适合上街的衣服吗 You got any street clothes?
没有 我只有工作服和家居服 No. I just got work clothes, and I got comfies.
这都是些什么啊 What is all of this?
用来拍视频和写博客的设备 This is my stuff for my vlogs and my blogs, okay?
灯光 自拍杆 几台备用相机 Lights, selfie sticks, couple of extra cameras.
来 拿着这个 Here, take this one.
警司 你上次度假是什么时候了 Sarge, when was the last time you took a vacation?
你怎么对韦恩这小子这么上心 And what is it with this Wayne kid?
说不好 就是有种直觉 Just got a gut feeling about him.
就让佛罗里达的警察处理不好吗 Just let a badge at Florida handle it.
我怕的就是这个 That's what I'm afraid of.
他那样的男孩被扔到号子里 A boy like that gets put in the system,
一般就再也出不来了 they rarely get out.
我有过第二次机会 杰伊 I figured I got a second chance, Jay.
现在是我给别人第二次机会的时候了 It's my turn to give somebody else one.
我是觉得那孩子无可救药了 Sounds like a bad seed to me.
等着看吧 Well, we'll see.
就想在事情变得一发不可收拾之前找到他 I just want to catch up with him before everything else does.
还有她 那个女孩 And her. The girl.
还有那个女孩 Right. Her, too.
他们骑个破摩托是走不远的 They couldn't have gotten that far on a dirt bike.
我们会找到他的 We'll find him.
还有她 And her.
对 Right.
还有她 Her, too.
所以只有我们两个吗 So, you got any of our guys on this?
是的 先生 No, sir.
我们要离开布罗克顿了 We're leaving Brockton out of this.
北卡罗来纳州 费耶特维尔
如果你买的起这里任何一套房子 你想买哪套 If you could buy any of these houses, which would it be?
有参天大树的那套 The one with the big fuckin' tree,
还是有好多花的那套 or the one with all the flowers?
我汽油都买不起 更别提房子 I can't afford gas, never mind a house.
我知道 说着玩嘛 假设你买得起 I know. But for fun, if you could.
给啥要啥 I'll take any of 'em.
我不敢相信那个妓女抢光了我们的钱 I can't believe that hooker lady robbed us.
是啊 我们得想办法搞点钱 Yeah, we need to get money.
也许我们能找个工作什么的 Maybe we could get jobs or something?
好主意 Oh, yeah. Good idea.
你去取你工作面试穿的西装 You go get your suit pressed for your interviews,
我去拿我的大学文凭 and I'll go grab my college diploma real quick.
你忘了我们还得去找你的车 We gotta get to Florida, so we can get your car
然后赶紧离开佛罗里达吗 and get the hell outta Florida.
我们得搞到点汽油才去得了佛罗里达 We need to get gas to get to Florida.
家居五金及草坪用品店
我有个主意 Oh, hey, there's an idea.
你知道他们在干嘛吧 You know what they're doin', right?
站着吗 Like, standing there?
戴着帽子干站着 Wearin' hats? What?
他们在等着有包工头来把他们接走 They're standing around waiting for somebody to pick 'em up
给别人当建筑工去 to help with construction and shit.
日工[临时工] Day laborers.
日工的优势是只用做一天 Best part about being a day laborer is it's only a day,
工钱日结 and you get paid cash.
我没做过建筑工 I ain't never done construction before.
是个人都能当建筑工 Anyone can do construction.
我哥哥们就做建筑工 My brothers do construction
而且他俩加起来才一个脑子 and they got half a brain between 'em.
你拿到钱 买了汽油 我们就走 You get cash, we get gas, then we go.
那你去做什么 Well, what are you gonna do?
我不知道 可能吃个汉堡 I don't know, maybe have a hamburger,
玩会儿激光枪战 play some laser tag.
开玩笑的 不用管我 Dude, I'm joking. Don't worry about it.
-你不会是要去... -什么 - You're not gonna... - What?
你不会是要去偷东西吧 You're not gonna steal, right?
谁他妈要去偷东西 I'm not gonna goddamn steal.
只不过学我父母收到账单时的做法罢了 Just gonna do what my parents do when bills came.
典押一些有的没的 Sell some shit.
我有耳机 而且这个项链是什么14K金的 I got my headphones. And this necklace is like 14 karats.
但那个项链是你妈妈给你的 But your ma gave you that necklace.
我妈也教过我怎么生存 Well, my ma taught me how to survive, too.
挺讽刺的 她反而死翘翘了 Which is ironic, seeing how she's dead and all.
我猜我该去上班了 Guess I'm off to work then.
等等 Hold up.
预防皮肤癌啥的 So you don't get sun cancer or nothing.
不是偷的 是赠品 I didn't steal it. It was free.
这里 Here.
-你闻着像一包星爆果汁软糖 -是啊 - You smell like a pack of Starbursts. - Yeah.
我现在想尝尝真芒果 I wanna try a real mango now.
等我们到了佛罗里达 我就给你买个真芒果吃 If we get to Florida, I'll get you a real mango.
晚点房子里见 I'll see you back at the house later.
需要我帮你干活吗 You, uh... Need me to do a job for you?
别上那辆车 小白孩儿 Don't get in that car, gringito.
他让你干的是那种活 A different kind of job.
雷蒙 你干嘛告诉他啊
金银典当铺 二十四小时营业
稍等一下 Be with you in a sec.
不好意思 你刚才说什么 I'm sorry. What were you saying?
这些玩意没一个值钱的 None of this is worth anything.
我真的很需要钱 Listen, I really need some money.
谁不需要钱 贱人 Yeah, me too, bitch.
我们出了车祸 而且我丈夫... We were in a car wreck and my husband...
有块烂手表 Had a cheap watch.
我真的需要钱来处理后事 I just need some money to bury him.
拜托了 求你帮帮我吧 Please, if there's anything that you could do,
我的处境真的很艰难 I'm really in a tight spot.
女士 这是当铺 Lady, this is a pawn shop.
来这里的人一般都不是因为什么 The people that come in here with stuff generally aren't
"我过得一帆风顺开心幸福"之类的事 the "Things are going fucking great for me" Types.
像你这样以泪洗面的故事我都听腻了 所以 It's sob stories like yours all day long, so,
慢走不送 again, no thank you.
去 找你妈妈去 Go on, go to your ma.
你至少有面巾纸吧 Do you at least got a tissue?
厕所里有卫生纸 There's some T.P. In the john.
来吧 宝贝 我们走 Come on, honey, let's go.
来吧 孩子 Okay, kid.
让我看看你有什么好东西 Let's see what you got.
等那女士从厕所出来 When that lady gets back from the shitter,
你要告诉她你搞错了 you're gonna tell her you was wrong
她那堆废物还是值点钱的 and her crap is worth something after all.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我看到那房间 I saw that little, uh,
是你造假身份证假护照的小工坊 fake ID and phony passport factory you got back there.
我相信警察也会有兴趣的 Sure the cops would like to see it, too.
去打电话报警啊 Go ahead and call 'em.
他们到这时我早跑路了 It'll be gone when they get here.
是吗 混蛋 他们到这时 Oh, yeah? Will the picture I took on my phone be gone
我手机里这些照片也会消失吗 by the time they get here, dick-stick?
不好意思 女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
我改主意了 我会买点你没用的垃圾 I've changed my mind about buying some of your worthless junk.
谢谢 Thank you.
我改主意了 不想买这手机了 Hey, I, uh, changed my mind about buying this.
谢了 混蛋 Thanks, dick-stick.
退后 Whoa, back up.
都退后 Back up!
好了听着 我有份两天的工作 All right, I got a two-day job.
需要五个人 I need five guys.
-你有工具吗 -有 - You got tools? - Si.
上车吧 In the back.
-你有工具吗 -有 - You got tools? - Si.
你呢 有工具吗 You got tools?
有 Si.
嫉[有]妒[钱]吧
你他妈的干啥呢 What the fuck did you do?
离我车远点 Get your dumb ass away from my car.
我来处理 我来处理 Hey, I got this. I got this.
你听到老板的话了 回去工作 Okay, you heard the boss. Back to trabajo!
来吧 我说西语的 Come on. Yeah, I habla the Spanish.
-让他回去工作 史蒂夫 -没事的 - Tell him to get back to work, Steve. - It's all right.
马里兰州 巴尔的摩
他在里面待了好一会儿了吧 He's been in there a while, right?
三四瓶啤酒下肚了 He's gotta be three, four beers deep by now.
我他妈知道什么 What the fuck do I know?
你想想 五分钟一瓶啤酒 You figure five minutes a beer,
再上个厕所 piss breaks...
-我们要在这坐多久啊 -天啊 - How the fuck long we gotta sit in here, fuck? - Jesus!
让他安静地喝几瓶吧 求你了 Let the man have a few beers in peace, please!
他女儿不见了 都担心死了 His daughter's missing, he's worried out of his gourd.
他经历了这么多 With everything he's going through,
你还要管他喝酒吗 you're gonna be the beer police?
-我们至少放点歌听听吧 -不行 - We could at least put on some tunes. - Do not.
上次之后 老爸不许我们碰他的收音机了 We're not allowed to touch Daddy's radio after last time.
我赌他都不记得明天是我们生日了 You know, I bet he doesn't even remember our birthday tomorrow.
天啊 闭上你的臭嘴吧 Christ. Would you shut the fuck up?
他在里面喝得烂醉 He's in there gettin' bombed.
该庆祝的是我们 We should be the ones celebrating.
我比你大 You know, it's my birthday before yours.
你有听我抱怨吗 You hear me complaining?
就比我大了一分四十秒 还好意思装成熟 Oh, that minute and 40 seconds makes you so fucking mature.
要不是当时脐带勒在我脖子上 我早先出来了 You know I had that cord wrapped around my neck?
机会只留给有准备的人 少找借口 You snooze, you lose.
我们明天只能干坐在旅馆外面 You know, we're gonna be sittin' outside the hotel tomorrow doing nothin'
因为他得醒酒 'cause he's going to be nursing his hangover.
我不会让你这么玷污老爸名声的 I will not let you smear the name of our father like this,
马萨诸塞州布拉克顿只有三条汉子 You know, there are only three real men in Brockton, Mass.
-洛基·马西安诺 -好吧 没错 - One, Rocky Marciano. - Oh, okay. Yeah. That's true.
马文·哈格勒 Two, Marvin Hagler.
老爸 Three, our father.
咱爹就是个传奇人物 The man is a goddamn legend.
-去你的 我要放歌听 -不行 你不准 - Fuck this, I'm getting my tunes. - No, you're fucking not!
真不知道你他妈在意的是什么 What the fuck do you care?
你以后会感激我的 You're gonna make me a compliment after the fact.
我就要放歌听 好了 I'm getting my fucking tunes. There we go.
今天听「劲歌金曲」 Feels like a Jock Jams day.
「劲歌金曲」 Jock Jams.
-非常感谢 -再见 - Thank you so much. - See ya.
我能为你做些什么吗 孩子 Can I do anything for you, my child?
别去调戏良家妇女 Yeah, uh, don't go molesting nobody.
什么鬼 惨不忍睹 What the hell? This looks like shit.
我们全都得重做 We're gonna have to redo all of this.
哈批 Idiota.
那是西班牙语的"白痴"吗 Is that Spanish for idiot?
好了 告诉你朋友下班了 All right, tell your amigos it's quitting time.
好了 朋友们 下班了 All right, amigos, it's quitting time.
我把你们送到停车场 I'll drop you at the parking lot.
你们就可以回到你们的... You can go back to your casas,
西语的"鬼地方"怎么讲 or whatever Mexican for "Shithole" Is.
明早六点 你们会想来的 6:00 a.m. Tomorrow. You might wanna show up.
发薪日 It's payday.
谢谢 先生 Gracias, senor.
真希望那臭小子不会来 Hope chico de mierda won't be here.
黛尔 Del?
你怎么钻那里去了 You fit in there?
我们的敲门暗号呢 What happened to our secret knock?
太累了 抱歉 忘了 I'm tired. Sorry. I forgot.
我还以为是杰夫 I thought you was Jeff.
心脏病都要被吓出来了 Nearly gave me a frickin' coronary.
顺便一提 我们要去参加个葬礼 And by the way, we gotta go to a funeral.
-谁死了 -一位女士的丈夫 - Who died? - Some lady's husband.
-家那边的吗 -这里的 - From back home? - From here.
你认识这里的人吗 You know people here?
不 我在当铺遇见的她 No. I saw her at the pawn shop.
这位女士在车祸中失去了她丈夫 This lady lost her husband in a car crash.
她没钱买棺材 She ain't got no money for a casket.
不管怎样 我们要去参加亨利的葬礼 Anyway, we gotta go to Henry's funeral.
-亨利就是死了的那个吗 -"亨利的葬礼"还能是谁死了 - Henry's the dead guy? - It's his funeral, ain't it?
那位女士邀请你了吗 And the lady invited you to the funeral?
对啊 她在当铺发请帖来着 Yeah, she was handin' out invitations at the pawn shop.
请帖很漂亮 你应该看看 They were pretty. You should see.
我在冰箱上贴了一张 I pinned one on the fridge.
开玩笑的 你是傻吧 I'm kidding. Jesus.
我得找件黑衣服穿 I gotta find something black to wear.
就因为你看见了这位女士 So you're gonna buy a dress for a funeral
你就要为一个素未谋面的人的葬礼 for a guy you don't know
买条裙子吗 because you saw this lady?
我不懂 I'm confused.
很悲痛的 好吗 It's just sad, okay?
我们应该去 And I think we should go.
有人去世了难道不应该伤心吗 What, you don't think people being dead is sad now?
应该伤心 I think people being dead is sad.
那问这么多干嘛 So what's with the interrogation?
如果你不想去 可以不去 If you don't wanna, you don't have to.
我得工作 I have to work.
你今天怎样 还好吗 How was it? Your day or whatever?
每个人都凶神恶煞 老板还讨厌我 Everyone's not nice and I think the boss hates me.
挺好的 That's good.
我没参加过葬礼 I ain't never been to a funeral before.
你妈妈的葬礼也没参加过吗 Not even for your ma?
我知道 你觉得我想参加葬礼很奇怪 I know you think it's weird that I want to go to a funeral.
可能确实很奇怪 但我就是想去 And maybe it is, but I want to.
我也不需要你理解 And I don't need you to understand because
因为我自己可能都不理解 好吗 maybe I don't understand, either. Okay?
小杂种
天啊 谁干的 Oh, man. Who did this?
埃里克看到的话会大发雷霆的 If Eric sees this, he's gonna flip shit.
你看着是个好孩子 Look, you seem like an okay kid.
但你活干得惨不忍睹 But you suck at this.
说不定你可以去运木材 Maybe you can do a lumber run.
你会开车吧 You know how to drive, right?
不会 但是能学 No. I could figure it out.
我的乖乖 小子 Jesus Christ, kid.
我有个更好的活给你 I got a better job for you.
既然你这么擅长搞破坏 Since you're really good at breaking shit,
你就去把客厅和书房 why don't you go tear down that wall
之间的墙砸掉 between the parlor and the den?
能做到吗 Think you can do that?
可以 Yes.
朝我脑袋上砸台灯 我爱这个生日礼物 Nice birthday gift. Goddamn lamp to my head.
谁让你把老爸的车载电池用没电了 Serves you right for draining the man's fucking car battery.
不听兄弟言 吃亏在眼前 You had to have your precious tunes. I fucking told you!
不知道你在那傻笑啥 特德 I don't understand what you're smilin' about to be honest, Ted.
生日都过不了 Okay? Now we gotta spend our birthday
只能在这给他买电池 getting this man a car battery,
他就醉倒在屋里呼呼睡大觉 while he sleeps off his fucking hangover.
你知道吗 我不想再听你 You know what? That's the last time I want to hear
唠叨老爸喝酒的事了 you talk about the man's drinking.
卡尔 我现在真是受够了 You know what, Carl? I've had it up to here
你这无礼的态度 with the disrespect from you, to be honest.
你知道吗 You know what?
我就是想说 今天是咱俩的破壳日 好吗 I'm just saying this is our special day. Okay?
我们值得赏自己好好玩一回 So that means we owe it to ourselves to get something cool.
花上个百八十的 A couple forties or something.
那里面至少有四台台灯 Hey, I count at least four more lamp shades inside.
你是没挨够揍吧 You want to add to that shiner?
混蛋 Fuckin' guy...
忘了上次棕熊队比赛 是谁给你弄进去的吗 Who snuck you into that Bruins game that one time?
他当时喝得烂醉如泥 He was wicked hammered.
我们首局就被淘汰了 We got 86ed first fucking period!
你怎么总这么消极 Always with the black lining.
听着 我们会买电池的 Look, we'll get the fuckin' battery, all right?
但我们要先去煎饼屋吃免费的松饼 But we're going to Flappy Jack's for free hotcakes first.
-我们有权给自己庆生 -我们吃个鬼的饼 - It's our god-given right. - We ain't getting shit.
老爸自己生日那天就吃到了免费的松饼 But Daddy always get free hotcakes on his fuckin' birthday.
好吧 行 All right, fine.
但那全因为这是老爸的传统 But only because it's Daddy's tradition.
传统 Tradition.
松饼和烤饼 太棒了 Hotcakes and flapjacks. Yes!
我觉得你发现了自己的特长 I think you found your calling.
你就像那个绿巨人什么的 You're like the Hulk Increible or something.
或野蛮人柯南 Or Conan the Barbarian.
你干了什么 What the fuck did you do?
是他让你砸客厅墙的吗 Did he tell you to demo the parlor wall?
我让他砸的 I told him.
这不是客厅墙 这他妈是卧室的墙 That's not the parlor wall, it's the fucking living room wall!
从你薪水里扣 This is coming out of your pay!
是我让他砸的 I told him to.
你说什么 佩佩 What's that, Pepe?
因为有霉菌 Because of the mold.
你应该感谢他 You should be thanking this guy.
就... Just...
滚回去继续工作 You fucking get back to work
别让我看到你们 and get the fuck out of my face.
好邻居二手店
哇 姑娘 Damn, girl!
你肯定会把他迷得死去活来 You're gonna knock 'em dead, sweetie.
他已经死了 所以... Yeah, well, he's already dead, so...
你这是怪事缠身啊 小姑娘 You are into some weird shit, little.
松饼 Hotcakes!
两份免费松饼和两杯水 Free hotcakes and two tap water.
两位大金主要是想再要点 Let me know if you big spenders would like some saltines
饼干或者番茄酱的话就叫我 or ketchup packets as well.
对待寿星就这个态度吗 This is no way to treat the birthday boys here.
怎么 还得给你唱个生日歌啊 What, you want me to sing "Happy Birthday" Or something?
看我想不想听了 百分之十五的小费也不是白给的 That depends, what's 15 percent of nothin'?
百分之十五 咱家是有矿吗 Fifteen percent? Who are we, Bill Grates?
小贱东西 Cheap bastards.
免费松饼 Free hotcakes!
免费他妈的松饼 Free motherfucking hotcakes!
你知道吗 这肯定是我们唯一的生日礼物了 You know, I guarantee you this is the only thing we get today.
你觉得那个老吝啬鬼 You think that cheap piece of shit is gonna
会给我们准备礼物吗 get us a present or something?
又来这套吗 This again?
怎么 Yeah, this again.
他上次给我们买东西是什么时候 When's the last time he bought anything for us?
好了 听着 我知道他不怎么给我们买礼物 Okay, listen. He's not the best gift giver, I get that.
但是谁给了你这个家 是谁付的房租 But who pays for that roof over your head,
不知感恩的混球 you ungrateful sack of shit?
我们去年被驱逐两次 就是因为他没交房租 We got evicted twice last year because he did not!
乖乖 Holy shit.
还有啤酒 Flappy's got beers.
服务员 Hey, Menu Lady!
服务员 来点啤酒 Menu Lady, beers here.
-来点啤酒 -只要国产的 - Beers delivered here. - Domestic only.
小姐 小姐 Miss. Miss!
小姐 听到了吗 Miss. Hello!
那条裙子不要了吗 What about the dress?
你穿着超美的 It looked fabu on you.
我还是穿平时的衣服去葬礼吧 Oh, I think I'm just gonna wear my own clothes to the funeral.
葬礼 Funeral?
你想穿这性感小裙去参加葬礼吗 You gonna wear this sexy-ass thing to a funeral?
这不是黑色的吗 It's black, ain't it?
是啊 没错 Yeah, true.
我伯父的葬礼上 You know, at my uncle's funeral,
伯母给他打扮得像是在打牌 my auntie propped him up like he was playing poker.
萝卜白菜 各有所爱 肯尼才不会评头论脚 Different strokes. Kenny ain't here to judge.
不管怎样 致以慰问 Anyway, my condolences.
是家人吗 Uh, family?
我其实不认识这个人 I actually don't know the guy,
也不认识他妻子 我只是... or his wife. I just...
一直想着这事 I can't stop thinking about it.
觉得自己必须到场 我也说不好 Like I gotta be there or something. I don't know.
在乎总比不在乎强 Well, it's better than not caring at all.
所以 我觉得 So, I just guess
穿什么其实无所谓 还是谢谢了 it doesn't really matter what I wear. Thanks, though.
拿去吧 Just take it.
算我的 It's on me.
你没必要为我这么做的 You don't have to do that.
孩子 我从这里偷了不知道多少东西 Child, I steal shit from here all the time.
-你喜欢莫雷酱吗 -没吃过 - You like mole? - Never had it.
来尝尝 Here, try it.
喂 雷蒙 Oye, Ramon!
别给那个畜生东西吃
吃屎去吧 混蛋
去他的 他可以来吸我屌
他说什么 What'd he say?
他说也想分点午餐给你 He says he wants to share some of his lunch with you, too.
是吗 来吧 Oh, sure. Bring it over.
没事 我已经吃过了 Oh, it's okay. I had some earlier.
非常感谢 Thanks for this.
不用谢 伙计 My pleasure, mijo.
一下子就发现霉菌 你真厉害 Pretty cool how you found that mold.
不是霉菌 是莫雷酱 Not mold, mole.
你为什么那么做 Why'd you do that?
你看起来需要休息一下 You seemed like you needed a break.
而且那老板是个狗娘养的[西班牙语] Plus the boss is a hijo de la gran puta.
阿尔贝托之前也是这么称呼我的 Alberto called me the same thing earlier.
好吃吗 Do you think that's good?
你应该尝尝我老婆的手艺 You should try it the way my wife makes it.
比这还棒 Even better.
我真想她 Man, I miss that woman.
她去哪了 Where is she?
在瓦哈卡 我全家都在 In Oaxaca. My whole family is.
墨西哥南部州
老兄 你一定过得很苦 Man. That must be really hard.
是啊 Yes.
好久没和老婆同床共枕了 It's a long time to be with no wife in bed. You know?
你呢 What about you?
有家人吗 You got a family?
现在没了 Not no more.
一个亲人都没有吗 No one?
有个女孩 Well, there's a girl.
女朋友吗 A girlfriend?
我想当他男朋友 I want her to be.
不知道她愿不愿意 But I don't know what she wants.
有时她的想法毫无逻辑 And sometimes what she wants doesn't make any sense.
认真倾听就好 让她知道你是在乎的 Just listen and show her that you care.
别试着矫正一切 Don't try to fix it.
倾听 点头 就够了 Just listen and nod.
说不定哪天老婆就到手了 Then maybe you'll get your mole.
这我能做到 I can do that.
露天餐厅 Dining alfresco.
他总是让我们穿同一套运动服 And how about the fact that
你又怎么想 he always makes us share these track suits?
你不觉得很奇怪吗 Is that not fucking weird to you?
这些运动服多好啊 We love these track suits.
你觉得好 是因为你穿到了上衣 You do because you get the top half.
凭什么我每次都只分到裤子 How come every time I have to be the fucking bottom?
因为你就是个牢骚鬼 Because you're a whiny ass!
所以你只配拿裤子 That's why you're the fucking bottom!
我们要打烊了 Okay, we're closing.
你们该走了 So, you guys gotta go.
我以为你们二十四小时营业 But I thought you were open 24 hours.
确实 但今天不是 We are. Just not today.
两个寿星就这么被你们残忍驱逐了 Is this any way to treat the two birthday boys here?
非逼我去找那个混蛋经理 Do I really have to go get my dick manager
把事情搞大吗 and go through all that?
好好好 走成了吧 Fine, we're leaving.
但我们要把啤酒带走 But I'm takin' these Flappy beers.
你还记得那次 You remember that time
爸爸带我们去阿西亚夫体育场滑冰吗 Daddy took us to go skating at Asiaf Arena,
但他舍不得付两个人的钱 but he was too fucking cheap to pay for us both?
所以你去滑冰了 So you got to go skating
而我只能坐那帮你们看鞋 and I sat there watching your shoes?
然后他觉得无聊了 也可能是喝醉了 或者又醉又无聊 And then he was too bored, or drunk, or both,
我们就回家了 我根本就他妈的没玩成 and we had to go? I never had my fucking turn at skating.
兄弟 你过得可真惨 Man, our daddy fucked you.
确实不该剥夺你的滑冰时间 You shoulda gotten your turn.
我一直就是这个意思 That's what I've been saying.
你终于柳暗花明又一村 拨开乌云见日出了 I'm glad you heard me when you needed to hear me.
你应该去写诗 You should write poems or something.
太他妈巧了 That is so fuckin' crazy that you say that,
我确实写诗 because I fuckin' do.
我真想读读你写的玩意 I would read that shit.
谢谢 兄弟 Thanks, bro.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
你他妈是认真的吗 Are you fucking serious right now?
-没看见我们在这说话呢吗 -你脑袋被门挤了还是怎么的 - We're having a fucking conversation here. - Are you stupid?
-智障一个 -服了 - Fucking peabrain. - Jesus Christ.
这他妈的是... What the fuck is his fucking...
不管怎样 我们赶快在他发怒前 Whatever. Let's just get the fucking battery
把电池带过去 before he gives a fucking shit-fit.
我们干爸爸一顿 Let's kick Daddy's ass.
什么 What?
我们干爸爸一顿 Let's kick his fucking ass.
我们这一生 他都把我们摆布得团团转 All our lives, he's pushed us around.
"去干这个 卡尔 去干那个 特迪" "Do this, Carl. Do this, Teddy."
是时候告诉他 我们的忍耐也是有限度的 It's time he knows we got our limits.
我们长大了 我们更强壮了 We got bigger. We're stronger.
我们能拿下他 对吧 We could take him, right?
给他点颜色瞧瞧 Let's kick his fucking ass.
其他人呢 Where's everyone at?
下班了 Quittin' time.
埃里克把他们带走了 Eric's taking the rest of the guys.
还有活儿吗 Is there more work?
你不会想和他们一起去的 相信我 You don't want to go with them. Believe me.
你差点也被带走了 I mean, you almost got carted off with 'em
但埃里克发现你不是非法移民 'til Eric realized you wasn't one of them illegals, too.
非法移民吗 Illegals?
对 移民 Yeah, you know. Immigrants.
本不该在这的人 Guys that ain't supposed to be here.
看在咱俩一样的份上 我就告诉你吧 Okay, I'll tell you, because we're the same.
埃里克想出来的法子 Check it out. Eric came up with this thing
让他们工作 where he makes 'em work,
然后把他们送去移民局 then he drops 'em off at immigration,
这样就不用付工钱了 so he don't have to pay 'em.
很聪明 Smart, huh?
他们会怎么处理这帮人 What do they do to 'em?
有的跑了 They run.
有的被遣返回国 Some of them get shipped back to where they came from.
你真应该看看他们四处逃窜的样子 You should see 'em scatter when they realize where they are.
每次都能把我笑死 Cracks me up every time.
有意思吧 Funny, huh?
-到底是谁 这属于非法... -现在... - Who was it? It was an illegal. - And it's now...
后面热得跟蒸笼似的 Hey, it's hot back here!
太久以来 都太容易... It's been too easy for too long...
你要带我们去哪 Where you taking us?
什么鬼 What the fuck?
那不是我的车吗 Is that my car?
那他妈就是我的车 That's my fucking car!
操 Fuck!
这他妈的 What the fuck?
操蛋 Bullshit!
你他妈...你个小贱... Ow, you fuck... You fuck...
操 操你大爷的 Fuck! Fucking fuck!
操你个狗日... Mother fuck...
他干了什么 他现在不会付我们工钱了
他要把你们送去移民局 He was gonna send you to immigration.
救护车 叫救护车 混蛋 Ambulance! Call an ambulance, you fuck.
谢谢你 老美小子 Gracias, gringo loco.
-操 -干得漂亮 柯南 - Fuck! - Nice work, Conan.
对那姑娘好好的 好吗 You take care of that girl, okay?
朋友 不 不 不 不 求你了 救救我 Amigo, no, no, no, no! Por favor. Help me.
叫救护车啊 Call an ambulance!
我他妈的日了你的狗逼 Oh, you fucking cocksucker!
-准备好了吗 -老子一出生就准备好了 - Okay, you ready? - I was born ready.
比你晚一分四十秒 A minute 40 seconds after you.
他左眼视力不好 And man, don't see good in his left eye.
所以从左侧攻击他 Okay? So hit him from the left.
照着鸡巴一个勾拳 按住他 Punch him in the dick, hold him down,
-我再来个蛤蟆吼 -好 好 - I'll wail on him. - Okay. Okay.
如果他已经醉倒了呢 What if he's already lying down?
-跳过第一步 直接照着鸡儿来 -直接照着鸡儿来 - Skip step one. Straight to the dick. - Straight to the dick.
听我口令 数三秒 Okay, on my mark. On three.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
等等 等等 等等 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
我们有条语音留言 Yeah, we got voicemails.
生日快乐 特迪 Happy Birthday, Teddy.
生日快乐 卡尔 Happy Birthday, Carl.
死黛尔 Fuckin' Del.
还挺体贴 Thoughtful bitch.
还是去买电池吧 Let's go get that battery.
-你来了 -嗯 - You're here. - Yeah.
我来这是想... I, uh, wanted to be here for...
哈利 Harry.
是亨利 随便了 Henry, but whatever.
今天 我们在此齐聚 We gather here today to celebrate the life
为亨利·邓恩的生命悼念 of Henry Dunn,
如今他已同天父回归故土 与上帝同在 who has now returned to his home with our God, the Father.
别闹了 Knock it off.
生命转瞬即逝 A life taken far too soon.
失去父亲绝非易事 Losing a parent is never easy,
更何况是个小孩 especially for a small child.
记住 亨利会在天上看着你 Just know that Henry will always be watching...
《韦恩》 下集预告 Next on "Wayne"...
我不知道自己是不是 I don't know if I'm the type of person
人们真心喜欢的那种人 that people would really, even like or whatever.
有时 Well, sometimes,
想让别人喜欢你 你就不能做自己 to get people to like ya, you gotta not be you at all.
她为什么在乎别人喜不喜欢她 Why does she care if people fuckin' like her or not?
就算人们现在还不是混蛋 If people aren't assholes now,
他们迟早也会变成混蛋 they're gonna become assholes later.
记住我的话 Mark my fuckin' words.
你很聪明 很善良 很漂亮 You're smart, you're kind, you're pretty,
你可以在水下倒立 you can do a frigging underwater handstand!
或许我也想因为做了些好事 Maybe I wanna be noticed for once.
而被别人注意一次 For something good.