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你到底是去还是不去 So are you gonna do it or aren't ya?
翻译 圈圈 只嗷 Lynn
我只是... It's just...
从来没和那种人说过话 I never talked to one before.
她又不会咬你 Well, she's not gonna bite ya.
翻译 Helen是个小呆瓜 Cynthia
除非你要求她 Unless you ask.
也许雨马上就停了呢 Hey, maybe the rain'll stop.
校对 Todan Polaris
没停 No. Not stopping.
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她说我太小了 She says I'm too young.
堤士薯片
操 Fuck.
可能我哥哥没说明白 I think maybe my brother didn't explain quite right.
我知道这个要求很奇怪 但是 I get this is a strange request, but...
亲爱的 曾经还有个家伙想在一边看着我 Honey, this one time, the guy wanted to watch me
用他的假肢手淫呢 pleasure myself wih his prosthetic hand.
我就好"奇奇怪怪"这一口 Strange requests are kinda my thing.
但"奇奇怪怪"可是要工钱的 Strange requests cost.
营业处 营业中 有空房
哪个小子这么性福 Who's the lucky guy?
忘了我们有言在先吗 What's our one goddamn rule?
老天 黛博拉 别这么大脾气嘛 Oh, Christ, Deborah, don't throw a hissy.
对给你换了新浴巾的男人 Show some respect for the guy
客气一点 who stocked you with the new towels.
梅西精品酒店 Macy's Hotel Collection?
可是个正经"酒店"啊 That's "Hotel" With an "H".
给老子滚吧 You know what? Go fuck yourself.
给老娘滚吧 You know what? Go fuck yourself.
我们一进屋 我就要把暖气开到最大 Okay, and I'm gonna blast the heat when we get in there.
然后洗个热水澡 再看会HBO Then hot shower. Then HBO.
我想闻闻香皂 I wanna smell the soaps.
脑回路真清奇 You're weird, man.
快看 Hey. Look.
费城快报 独家新闻 布拉克顿一少年 入室袭击 并绑架一少女
我操 我们上报纸了 Oh, holy shit. We made the news.
怎么 你觉得那个老板会认出我们吗 What, you think the manager will recognize us now?
或者那个妓女 Or the hooker lady?
放心吧 No, we're good.
他们用的是我上学时的杀马特照片 They used my corny-ass school pictures.
开工了 孩子们 We're in business, kids.
我也提供各类非色情服务 I also offer a variety of other non-erotic type services.
大麻 盗版DVD Weed, black market DVDs,
我还是一个公证员 I'm also a notary.
好了 别做任何我不会做的事 All right, then. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
韦恩 第一季 第三集
第三章
天杀的诚实代言人
马萨诸塞州 布拉克顿
每个学校都有这种怪咖不是吗 Every school has that kid, right?
没人想和他说话 The kid nobody talks to?
但是如果韦恩来找你"聊天" But if Wayne comes to talk to you, well,
那你就彻底完犊子了 you're fucked.
注意用词 Hey. Watch your language.
吃东西从来不用餐具 他就像一个野兽 Never ate with utensils. He's like an animal.
我亲眼目睹过他拿锤子把铅笔敲进了一个家伙手掌心 I once saw him hammer a No. 2 pencil into a dude's hand.
他活活把他爹烧成了灰 He burned his dad alive.
你知道的吧 把他点着了 You know that, right? Set him on fire?
他有次在课上吃了只青蛙 He once ate a frog in class.
但不是在生物课上 But not, like, biology class.
而是在英语课上 In English class.
用没用餐具 Utensils or no utensils?
从没见过他吃蔬菜 Never seen him eat a vegetable,
但是见过他用胡萝卜捅伤一个孩子 but did see him stab a kid with a carrot.
他胖揍了我老爸 虽然我老爸是个混蛋 但是 He beat up my dad. I mean, my dad's an asshole, but...
他毁了复活节 Ruined Easter.
跟我说说那天晚上 So tell me about the night
你和韦恩发生了什么 you had your incident with Wayne.
小伙子 Young man?
我都说了 他不会开口的 I told ya, he's not gonna talk.
那件事之后 我就没听他说过一个字 I haven't heard him speak a word since.
我们在干嘛 So, what's this for?
韦恩会知道我说了什么吗 Is Wayne gonna hear what I say?
韦恩不会知道的 我保证 Uh, no, Wayne's never gonna see this. Promise.
我们没录音 We're not recording.
你知道那个疯子知道后会怎么整我吗 Do you know what that maniac will do to me if he does?
你还记得乔伊·西西利亚诺的遭遇吗 Do you remember what happened to Joey Sicliano?
-谁是乔伊·西西利亚诺 -我就说嘛 - Who's Joey Sicliano? - Exactly.
那是什么 What's that?
我要晒朋友圈 Oh, this is for my Instagram.
韦恩是最棒的 Wayne is the best guy.
善良有爱 连只苍蝇都不会伤害 Heart of gold. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
你可以说实话 You can tell us the truth.
这就是实话 This is the truth.
嘿 哥们儿韦恩 Hey, there, Wayne. Brother.
得了得了 天哪 赶紧出去吧 Okay, Jesus Christ. Just get the hell outta here.
希克斯先生 我们有几个问题要问你 So, Mr. Hikes. We have a few questions.
都不是我的 They ain't mine.
-什么不是你的 -我卖那些东西都是被逼的 - What's that? - Someone was making me sell it.
如果你们想没收那些杂志 Look, if you guys want the magazines...
还有钱 我知道在哪 Oh, and the money, I have it.
什么杂志 And what magazines are you referring to?
大波美女杂志呀 The titty ones?
-等一下 -奥兰多 - Wait... - Orlando.
我们叫你来是因为... We're here to ask you about...
那些武士刀在我发现前就在我的储物柜里了 Those samurai swords was already in my locker when I got 'em.
你先说吧 I'mma just let you talk first.
奥兰多 我们是想问你 Orlando, we're here to ask you
一些关于韦恩·麦卡洛的事 questions about Wayne McCullough.
是韦恩把你的眼睛打成那样吗 Did Wayne do that to your eye?
什么 What?
这个吗 当然不是 No. This?
我被打成这样就是因为韦恩不在 The reason I have this is because Wayne isn't here.
我们倒是不会一起看电影什么的 I mean, we don't go to the movies together or anything,
但韦恩是我老铁 but Wayne is my boy.
不管你认为他做了什么 他都是无辜的 Whatever you think he did, he's innocent.
你应该知道他把自己老爹和房子 You do know that he burned down his house
一把火烧了 with his dad inside it,
攻击了一个男人和他俩儿子 assaulted a man and his boys,
把他鼻子咬下来 还绑架了他女儿吗 bit his nose off and kidnapped his daughter?
这倒不知道 I did not.
这学校乌烟瘴气到处都是小混混 Listen, this school is full of some messed-up kids
恶霸什么的 and bullies and shit.
坦白讲这地方对我们所有人来说都很危险 Honestly, it's a dangerous place for all of us.
我们门口的金属探测器屁用没有 We got metal detectors on the doors that don't work.
孩子们会辍学 Kids dropping out of school because
因为他们都不敢来学校 they're scared to be here.
韦恩可不是好惹的 Wayne's been dealt a bad hand,
我决不会告他的密 so you're gonna have to find somebody else to squeal on him.
我得去上课了 Now I gotta sneak off to my next class,
韦恩走了之后 'cause with Wayne gone,
我这样的学生简直就是待宰的小兔兔 it's open season on Orlandos out there.
我能撤了吗 Can I bounce?
我手头资源有限 但我会尽全力 I have limited resources, but I do everything in my power
保护我的学生 to protect my students.
他们说他爸是因为工作得了病 They think his father got it on the job.
-癌症吗 -是的 - The cancer? - Yeah.
警司也亲身经历过癌症 The Sergeant had a run-in with cancer himself.
那倒没事 最后发现并不是癌症 No, it's okay. It turns out it was not cancer.
不过也很接近了 I mean, it almost was.
至少有几个小时 It's like I had it.
我都觉得自己被癌症判了死刑 At least for a few hours.
韦恩会没事的 Wayne's gonna be okay.
我知道你对这孩子有特殊感情 I know you got a sweet spot for the boy.
我不是因为韦恩 It ain't Wayne.
我是失去了一个家人 There was a death in my family.
阿古斯今天早上去世了 Argus died this morning.
我的牧羊犬 My Shepherd Terrier.
他是条好狗狗 非常忠心 He was a good dog. He was loyal.
他讨厌散步 我俩简直是天作之合 He hated going on walks, which was nice for me
因为我也讨厌散步 because I hate walking, too.
我不养宠物 I don't get pets.
我的邻居们天天都拿个绿袋子 All these people in my neighborhood with these green bags
守在宠物旁边等着铲屎 standing around waiting for something to shit.
我还是算了 No, thanks.
可能是我的水有问题 I think maybe there's something in my water, you know.
我一直试着换各种各样的狗粮 I kept changing the dog food over and over.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
这是我两年里死掉的第四条狗了 This is my fourth dog to die in two years.
阿古斯[希腊神话中的百眼巨人] Argus,
阿耳特弥斯[希腊神话中的月亮女神] Artemis,
阿马迪厄斯[源自拉丁语命名 爱神] Amadeus,
阿杏[水果 杏果] Apricot.
所以你是那种 Oh, so you're one of those people
按字母表给狗起名字的人吗 who name all their dogs the same letter.
你的关注点就在这吗 That's what you got out of this story?
我这是怎么了 Ah, what the hell is wrong with me?
四只狗狗 照片里都健健康康的 突然就死了 Four dogs, the picture of health, just drop dead?
我上辈子是造了什么孽啊 Jesus, it's like I'm fucking cursed!
节哀顺变 I'm very sorry for your loss.
可能你就不适合养宠物 Maybe you're just a bad pet owner.
这汽车旅馆烂死了 This motel sucks.
淋浴间的水一股恶臭 The shower water smells,
毯子闻着像地下室的霉菌 the blankets stink like basement.
不过毛巾倒是挺软的 This towel is really soft though.
起床 我们去游泳 Get up. We're going swimming.
我们不能去游泳 We can't go swimming.
我们得上路了 去佛罗里达 We need to be getting on the road, get to Florida,
去找我爸的车 to my dad's car.
拜托 这是近日来唯一一个阳光灿烂的日子 Come on, it's the first sunny day in, like, forever.
我需要日光浴 我都像一滩牛奶似的惨白了 I deserve a tan. I look like a gallon of milk.
你也看到报纸上的照片了 You saw the pictures in the paper.
我们好像被通缉了还是什么 We're, like, wanted or whatever.
放轻松 Relax,
我们又不是什么邦妮和克莱德 it's not like we're Bonnie and Clyde or something'.
美国历史上著名鸳鸯大盗
我今天必须穿着这件比基尼游泳 I'm swimming in this bikini. Today.
你不想来的话 我也没办法 You don't wanna be there, I can't fucking help you,
但这比基尼我穿定了 but this bikini is getting used.
这水看着不怎么干净 That doesn't look healthy.
你谁啊 英国公主吗 What are you? The Prince of England?
没听说过泥浴吗 Ain't you never heard of a mud bath?
没 No.
别去 Don't.
我开玩笑的 I'm joking.
谁会去这种水池里游泳 Who the hell would get into that thing?
狗屎汽车旅馆二号 Shit motel number two!
-拿到了 -是啊 借过一下 - Got it? - Yeah, coming through.
没人想踏进这种水池 Well, no one's fucking in that thing.
-干嘛呢 -你干嘛呢 - 'Sup? - 'Sup with you?
去代托纳海滩过春假的路上 Heading down to spring break, Daytona.
一路上在各种狗屎汽车旅馆歇脚 Currently, on the shitty motel tour all the way there.
这儿确实像是公厕 Shithole, no doubt.
你知道怎么让这狗屎地方看起来不像公厕吗 You know what makes shitty motels seem less shitty?
喝到妈都不认识 Getting shit-faced.
我们自制了粉红欲火焚身酒 We made Pink Panty-Droppers.
一种混合了伏特加 粉色柠檬水 和啤酒的鸡尾酒
一起吧 Join.
好了 这就对了 All right, here we go.
行啊 可以啊 Yeah, cool. All right.
给你 There you go.
科尔校长 我有话跟你说 Principal Cole, I have to talk to you.
奥兰多 你他妈...给我出去 Orlando, what the... Get out of here!
抱歉 你拉完了吗 I'm sorry. Are you done using the bathroom?
我没在... Uh, no, I wasn't...
我就在这坐会儿 I'm just sitting here.
坐在厕所吗 呼吸这些恶臭空气吗 In the bathroom? Just breathing in all this nasty air?
这是教职工厕所 你咋进来的 This is the faculty bathroom. How the hell did you get in here?
-我有钥匙 -教职工厕所的吗 - I have a key. - To the faculty bathroom?
给我 Gimme those.
这地方是给我用的 Okay, this place, this is for me.
这是唯一一个我可以安静思考的圣地了 This is the only place I have that's for me. It's sacred.
听我说 这事儿跟韦恩有关 Listen, it's about Wayne.
那样的话 别让我看见你 Oh, well, in that case, get the hell outta here!
这孩子给我添的麻烦还不够多似的 As if that kid hasn't caused me enough freaking vexation.
但我们必须得帮他 But we gotta help him.
听着 我知道没有你那保镖跟在身边 Look, I know that life's been a little difficult
你的生活有点艰难 for you lately without your bodyguard,
但谁让你一开始就惹是生非 but maybe you shouldn't have done a bunch of stuff
落到这步田地的 that made you need a bodyguard.
但他现在真有麻烦了 不开玩笑 But he's just in real trouble. I'm serious.
听着 Look.
这些家伙在追捕他 These guys, they're going after him.
他们在添置球棒 They're buying bats.
他们可能是棒球运动员 Well, maybe they're baseball players.
看他们写了什么 Look what they wrote.
"向佛罗里达进发 杀了狗逼韦恩" "Heading out to Florida to kill that motherfucker Wayne."
他们要带着球棒去找韦恩麻烦 They're going at him with bats and shit.
我们必须得帮他 We need to help him.
你知道我已经试图帮那孩子多少次了吗 Do you know how many times I tried to help that kid?
好多次我都觉得 How many times I thought,
"我的孜孜教诲终于进了这颗小脑袋了" "That message I just gave Wayne really hit home"
"他从今往后会洗心革面的" "And now he's gonna turn his life around,"
但结果就是他置若罔闻 only to have him completely ignore me
然后接着用拳头或小号打掉别人牙齿 and remove some kid's teeth with his knuckles? Or a trumpet?
我真受够了 奥兰多 我受够了 I'm done, Orlando. I'm done.
佛罗里达也没那么远 我们可以一起过去 Florida ain't that far. We could go together.
-你是唯一一个他肯听的大人 -"一起去" - You're the only adult that he listens to. - "Go together."
真的假的 韦恩说过这话吗 Really? Did Wayne say that?
也没 我猜的 Not really. I gleaned it.
"猜的" 我信了你的邪 "Gleaned it." Oh, man.
听着 奥兰多 Look, Orlando,
我绝对不会带着一个十六岁学生公路旅行 I'm not about to take one of my 16-year-old students on a road trip.
我不知道你最近有没有看报纸 I don't know if you read the papers lately,
但正常人都不会干这事儿 but it's not a popular thing to do.
反正你也无事可干啊 Well, what do you got to do anyway?
过两天就放春假了 It's spring break in, like, two days.
你无妻无子一个老光棍 You don't have a wife, no kids,
没女朋友 狗也死了 no girlfriend. No dogs now.
这也不是什么秘密 无意冒犯 但是... Everyone knows. No offense, but...
-你屁事也没有了 -注意语言 - You ain't got shit. - Hey, watch your language.
我还真有屁事 I do have shit.
我有件事要干 啥都知道先生 I have a thing, Mr. Know-it-all.
而且还很重要 我确实有屁事要做 An important thing, actually. I do have shit.
好好"猜猜"吧 So, glean that.
好吧 你有什么事 Okay, then, what you got?
我要在「用领导力重燃希望」会议上 I have a speech to give to a bunch of other principals
给其他一堆校长演讲 at a Recharging Hope with Leadership conference.
听着一点都不高端 因为确实很低端 Which sounds lame when I say it because it is.
总之 我要去夏洛特待几天 Anyway, I gotta to be in Charlotte for a few days,
你还是把这事留给警察吧 so you're gonna have to leave it to the cops.
去佛罗里达正好途径北卡罗来纳 Hey, North Carolina is on the way to Florida.
你这不是会地理吗 Look at that, you know geography.
以防你还没意识到 你的哥们韦恩 Look, your buddy Wayne, in case you haven't noticed,
他能照顾好自己 he can take care of himself.
而我呢 Me, on the other hand,
我连自己的狗都照料不好 I can't even take care of my dogs.
他偷了这个厕所的钥匙 He stole a key to this bathroom.
怎么了 会很好玩的 So, what's the problem? It could be fun.
我们不该出去 We shouldn't go out there.
我们可能会被人发现 People could spot us or something.
就凭那些照片吗 没人能认出咱俩的 From those pictures? No one's gonna recognize us.
那照片太老了 我还穿着巴拉巴拉小他妈童装呢 That picture's so old, I'm wearing Osh-Kosh B'-fucking-gosh.
待在这有啥不好 What's wrong with staying in here?
有玉米坚果吃 还能看那个HBO We got Corn Nuts. And the HBO.
"那个"HBO "The" HBO?
我估计整个镇都是咱俩的照片 Our faces are all over town, I think.
我们现在不能就这么出去跟陌生人交朋友 We can't just go around being friends with strangers now.
问题解决 Problem solved.
费城快报 布拉克顿一少年 入室袭击 并绑架一少女
这么办 Here's what we do.
我们编个假身份 We come up with a cover story.
假装我们是其他人 You know, pretend we're different people.
装得要比昨晚像 Except better than last night's one.
你比我会撒谎 我做不到 Well, you lie better than me. I can't do it.
是个人都比你强 Everyone lies better than you.
你就是个天杀的诚实代言人 You're like the goddamn beacon of truth.
那我们玩点别的 So let's try something a little bit different.
选一个你看过的电影 Choose a character from the last movie you saw
或者读过的书里的角色 or a book you read or whatever.
把他们的故事套到你自己身上 Take part of their story, make it your own.
你想到谁了吗 You think of somebody?
角色还是什么的 Character or whatever?
柯南 Conan?
-柯南深夜秀的柯南吗 -野蛮人柯南 - O'Brien? - The Barbarian.
这个柯南没有姓氏吗 Does Conan even have a last name?
就叫柯南 No, just Conan.
你不能走进一个派对然后说 You can't just walk into a party and be like,
"大家好 我是野蛮人柯南" "Oh, hey, what's up? I'm Conan the Barbarian."
那还挺酷的 It would be kinda cool though.
我知道你可能没怎么听过 Listen, I know you don't hear this a lot,
但无疑你想太多了 but you're thinking too much.
成功秘籍是要讲一个引人入胜的大谎 The key with this is to tell one big, fat, juicy lie.
最重要的是你要让他们相信你 You know, the important one you need 'em to believe.
然后你再顺着圆那些奇奇怪怪的细节 Then, you follow it up with the tiny, little weird bullshit.
小细节 Details.
不需要太特别 You know, nothing real particular,
但要是那种没人会编的 but stuff no one would ever make up.
想试试吗 You wanna try?
不 Not really.
我是安杰丽卡 这是... I'm Angelica. This is...
约翰 John?
约翰 John...
韦恩 Wayne?
约翰·韦恩[西部牛仔明星] John Wayne.
没错 我们爸妈很喜欢西部风 Yeah. Yeah, our parents loved Westerns.
他们在费城开会 They're in Philadelphia for a conference.
你知道那种在你的动脉炸开 You know those tiny little balloons,
防止你心脏病发作的 they blow up in your arteries
小气球吗 to prevent heart attacks?
他们就是卖这个的 卖给医生 Well, they sell those. To doctors.
有两家竞争公司都在生产这玩意 Two competing companies make 'em.
我们爸妈分别给这两家工作 Our parents each work for one of the companies,
所以他们就像竞争对手一样 so they're, like, competitors.
我爸犯过心脏病 My dad had a heart attack.
所以你要和我们一起玩吗 约翰·韦恩 So, you gonna get bombed with us or what, John Wayne?
约翰·韦恩 John Wayne!
我想确认一下我没听错吧 So, I just wanna make sure I'm hearing this right.
你 这孩子的监护人 授权我 You, the boy's guardian, is authorizing me,
一个你之前从未见过 an adult male you've never met before today,
也从没带过孩子的成年男人 who's never raised any kids in his life,
带着你的孙子 开我的烂车 to take your grandson across multiple state lines,
穿越好几个州 要开将近几百英里 hundreds of miles away in a shoddy Taurus
去找他那个可能是罪犯的朋友 to find his friend, who may or may not be a criminal.
你们路上吃饭需要多少钱 How much money you guys need for food?
奶子不错 Nice tits!
黛尔 Del.
我们能把衣服换回来了吗 Can we please switch back now?
不行 你俩游戏全程都得这么穿 Nope, you have to wear it the whole game.
混蛋 Asshole.
我现在感觉糟透了 I'm in my own private hell.
我再也不会喜欢这游戏了 I don't like this game anymore.
莱恩 又没人逼你吃毒蘑菇 Ryan, no one dared you to take mushrooms.
是你自己要吃的 You just took mushrooms.
我们该走了 We should go.
我们才玩一半呢 兄弟 We're in the middle of a game, bro.
约翰·韦恩 放松 Yeah, come on, John Wayne. Ease up.
下一个是谁 Who's next?
安杰丽卡 Angelica.
就是安杰丽卡 Definitely Angelica.
好吧 Okay.
真心话大冒险 小贱人 Truth or dare, bitch?
我可不想裸上身 所以... Well, uh, I wanna keep my top on, so...
真心话 Truth.
我想想 Let's see.
你最疯狂的做爱地点是哪 Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?
最疯狂的吗 Craziest?
天哪 Jesus.
让我好好想想 You gonna have to give me a sec on this one.
最疯狂的 Craziest.
好吧 All right.
溜冰场 去年夏天的事 Ice rink. Summer. Last year.
我家房子从没装过空调 My house never really had air conditioning,
所以天热的时候 我经常去溜冰场看书 so when it was hot, I used to go there to read.
有个叫吉米·德皮托的小孩 And this kid, Jimmy Depietro,
在那做暑期工 用磨冰车 had a summer job cleaning the ice
清理冰面 on one of those big, uh, Zamboni things.
你知道那玩意对吧 You know what those are?
还挺搞笑的因为虽然 Yeah, it was funny 'cause even though
他比我大两岁 he was two years older than me,
他在那大轮子后面看上去就像个小屁孩 he still looked like a little kid behind the wheel of that big thing.
在磨冰机上做爱难道不算疯狂吗 Anyway, is on a Zamboni a crazy place to have sex?
牛逼了 Shut it down.
这女孩赢了 This girl just won Truth or Dare.
一起来喊"磨冰机" All right, say "Zam-boning"!
磨冰机 Zam-boning!
鲍勃 Bob?
托米 今晚有熊队的比赛 Hey, Tommy! Bruins tonight!
可能又要赢了 Probably gonna get smoked again.
嗯 可能 Yeah, probably.
介意我们聊个天吗 Mind if we have a chat?
我挺想招待你的 I'd offer you something,
但我家很少有人来 but I don't usually get visitors.
我家只剩一点没气的苏打水 还有根香蕉 I think I got some flat soda, or a banana.
-给我根香蕉 -杰伊 - I'll take a banana. - Jay.
等下 韦恩没事 对吧 Wait. Wayne's all right, right?
我破了你家狗的案子 I solved the case of your dead dogs.
-啥 -下午我们搜查了几条线索 - I'm sorry? - Ran down some leads this afternoon.
仔细研究了你的兽医开的毒物报告 Dug up the toxicology reports from your vet
让法医鉴定组的帕翠莎检查了下 and shared them with Patricia in Forensics.
查看了你邻居的噪音投诉 Looked up noise reports from your neighbors.
又找了医院的记录 进行了一点背景调查 Found some hospital records. Ran a few background checks.
我也帮了忙 I helped with those.
没错 He did.
长话短说 狗不是你害死的 Long and short of it, you didn't kill your dogs.
是你邻居干的 Your next-door neighbor did.
-它们是被毒死的 -什么 - They were poisoned. - What?
它们是被抗抑郁症药物毒死的 Anti-depressants. SSRls.
药的处方上都是他的名字 His name is all over the prescription.
好的一方面是 The bright side is,
它们死的时候没有痛苦反而很开心 they probably were very happy before their hearts stopped.
开心极了 Cheerful.
我们还没确定动机 We still haven't determined a motive yet,
除了最明显的可能性外 other than the obvious possibilities.
你的邻居讨厌你 Your neighbor doesn't like you,
他不喜欢狗 he doesn't like dogs,
或者他只是个坏透腔的臭傻逼 or he's just some rotten SOB.
又或者是他没有按时吃药 Or he was off his meds on account
用省下来的药毒死了你的狗 that he was poisoning your dogs with them.
所以说 不是我干的 So, it wasn't me.
我并没有害死它们 I didn't kill them.
鲍勃·安德鲁斯这个狗娘养的 我就该知道 Bob fucking Andrews! I should have known.
有一次我的狗拉在他的草坪上了 就那一次 One time my dog shit on his lawn. One time.
而且只是一只狗干的 至少是四条狗之前 And it was one dog, it was like four dogs ago.
当时是个冬天 我得了感冒 那条狗跑了出来 It was the winter, I had the flu, the dog came out,
我本来想把狗牵回来的 但当时正在下雪 我忘记了 I was gonna get it, but it was snowing, and I forgot.
这个混蛋玩意 That cocksucker!
你所说的"混蛋玩意" I believe the... Your words, "Cocksucker"
事实上 是你的另一位邻居 保罗·泰勒 You're looking for is, in fact, your other neighbor, one Paul Taylor.
保罗·泰勒 Paul Taylor?
我他妈招他惹他了 What the fuck did I ever do to that fucking guy?
我每天听他磨叽他那的宝贝棕熊队 I'm nice enough to listen to him gab on about
波士顿棕熊队 美国国家冰球联盟队伍之一 成立于1924年
已经够善良了 his fucking precious fucking Bruins every fucking day,
他他妈毒死了我的狗 he goes and kills my fucking dogs?
现在你有时间来处理这件事了 So now that you've had the proper amount of time to process this,
我想跟你谈些重要的事 I'd like to talk to you about something important.
最后跟你说一遍 Last time I'm telling you.
回车里坐着好好给我冷静冷静 Get back in the RV, and fucking chill.
你骗我说吃毒蘑菇会很爽的 You said taking mushrooms would make me feel good!
约翰·韦恩 你可是够安静的 All right, John Wayne, you've been awful quiet,
你到现在还没来过一轮呢 and I don't think you've had a turn yet.
他还没呢 No, he has not.
你看着像是会选大冒险的人 You seem like a Dare guy.
如果你不选 我可能会叫你怂逼 所以 In fact, I might call pussy if you're not, so...
真心话 Truth.
好吧 兄弟 All right, bro.
在你身上发生过的最疯狂的事情是什么 What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
-我想我们... -几个感恩节之前 - Hey, I think we, uh... - A couple Thanksgivings ago,
我弄坏了我哥的唱片机 I broke my brother's record player.
事后我什么都没说 因为我知道他会发疯的 I didn't say anything 'cause I knew he'd go mental,
但他知道就是我干的 but he knew it was me right off.
他第一次揍我的时候 我在睡觉 I was asleep when he came in to give me the first beating.
他比我大五岁 所以我被打得很惨 He was five years older than me, so it was pretty bad.
我爸当时上班去了 My dad was away on a job,
所以没人来阻止他 so there was no one around to stop him.
之后每次他回到家 And so every time he'd come home,
都会看到那个坏了的唱片机 he'd see that broken record player,
然后他就会一次又一次地发疯 he'd get mad all over again,
冲进来 一次又一次地揍我 come in, and he'd throw me another beating.
有天晚上 我本又要挨顿打 One night, I had just about had it,
但我拿了副在林子里找到的手铐 so I got these handcuffs I found in the woods,
在他醒之前把他拷在了床上 cuffed him to his bed before he woke up.
我狠揍了他一顿 I got a couple of good shots in.
彻底弄坏了他的唱片机 I even broke the record player for good.
但手铐松了 But the cuffs gave out.
最后 他把我扔下了楼梯 Anyway, he threw me down the stairs,
我猜他是怕不小心把我给杀了什么的 and I'm guessing he got scared he killed me or something
看我没爬起来 他就叫了救护车 when I didn't get up 'cause he called an ambulance.
医生说我能活下来是个奇迹 The doctor said I was like a miracle or something,
因为我好像死了整整两分钟 'cause I died for like a whole two minutes.
但我不知道发生了什么 But I didn't know what happened 'cause,
因为我当时应该已经死了 well, I was dead, I guess.
天啊 Shit.
胡说八道 Bullshit.
不可能是真的 No fucking way that's true.
科学上就不成立 It's not even scientifically possible.
冷静 老兄 只是个游戏 Kick back, dude. It's just a game.
是啊 真心话大冒险 Yeah, Truth or Dare.
不是大谎话大冒险 Not Big Fucking Lie or Dare.
他就是个死骗子 He's a fucking liar.
他是个好孩子吗 Was he a good boy?
是啊 他是个好孩子 Yeah. He was one of the good ones.
比他看上去的要聪明 Smarter than he looked.
虽然他犯错时 When he did something wrong,
得花上好一阵才能把他拉回正道 it took a while to set him straight,
但他们或多或少不都是这样吗 but that's the truth about all of them in one way or another.
我会想念他的 I'm gonna miss him.
你的语气像是他回不来了 You don't think he's coming back?
回来 从哪回来 Coming back? From what?
等一下 我们说的是韦恩吧 Wait, we're talking about Wayne, right?
我说的是阿古斯 我的狗 I was talking about Argus, my dog.
我今天已经听了很多关于那个孩子的事了 You know, I've heard a lot of things about that boy today.
很多事都难以置信 A lot of them hard to believe.
我只是想问问 我该相信哪些 I guess I'm just asking what I should believe.
实话实说 很多传言确实是真的 Well, I'm not gonna lie, a lot of those stories are true.
如果你打算根据那些 You know, if you're gonna base your investigation
警署文件进行调查 solely on what's in your police files
然后再盘问这个镇上的人们 and interviews with people from around this town,
你早该把他关起来了 you should probably just go find him and lock him up right now.
真该死 我有一堆机会能把他赶出学校 Shit, I could've thrown him out of school two dozen times.
我得告诉你 那个孩子挽救不回来了 But I gotta tell you something, that kid has never got a chance.
他每次都重蹈覆辙 He got the shit-end of the stick at every turn.
我可以一直给那个孩子灌鸡汤 And I can keep trying to ram life lessons down his throat,
但除非他哪天受到致命的打击 but until that kid gets one real break,
或有什么好事发生在他身上 or a good thing happening to him...
我也不清楚 I don't know.
这个世界很残酷 The world's a cruel place.
至理金句啊 Fuckin' A right it is, huh?
你攒了多少假期了 So how much vacation time you got saved up?
所以 我们到底玩不玩 So, we're doing this or what?
韦恩 Wayne.
听你妹妹的话 小心别被我们玩惨了 Yeah, listen to your sister. Don't get yourself killed.
真心话大冒险 Truth or Dare?
大冒险 放马过来吧 Okay. Dare. What you got?
骑上那辆女式自行车 I dare you to get that girly bike,
冲进楼上的一个房间 break into one of them rooms upstairs,
然后从窗户跳出来到那个池子里 and jump it through the window, into that pool.
哈 我才不那么干 Yeah, right. I'm not fucking doing that.
你刚才叫我什么来着 What was it you called me earlier?
怂逼 A pussy?
我不会做的 不是因为我怂 I'm not doing it. I'm not a pussy,
我又他妈的不傻 I'm just not a fucking idiot.
你是一个骗子 并不意味着我要冒险 Just because you're a liar doesn't mean I'm gonna do a dare
哪个脑回路正常的人会那么干 that no one else in their right fucking mind would do.
继续编你的谎话吧 城里智障 So stick it up your lying, piece-of-shit townie ass.
别 他只是喝醉了 Don't. He's just drunk.
约翰·韦恩心情不太好呀 John Wayne needs to lighten up.
塔克也不该表现得那么浑 Or Tug needs to be less of a dick.
这家伙叫什么名字 What's this guy's name?
我不知道它有没有名字 Oh, I'm not sure he has one.
危险系数较高的动物通常不会在一个机构久留 所以 The higher-risk animals tend to move through the system pretty quick, so...
小伙子 Hey, bud.
我给您介绍下别的狗吧 Could I actually interest you in some of our other dogs?
因为这只有点反社会 'Cause this one is pretty anti-social.
会咬人 讨厌陌生人 对小孩也不安全 Uh, bite risk, uh, hates strangers, unsafe with children.
他也挺讨厌我的 Hates me a lot, too.
其实他已经在安乐死名单上了 He's actually scheduled to be put down.
相信老天会给你第二次机会吗 孩子 You believe in second chances, boy?
-投杯球走起 -爽 - All right, I'm gonna fire up Slap Cup Let's get her going. - Yes!
那你父母是靠气球赚钱吗 So, uh, did your parents get rich off the balloon thing or what?
你们到底从哪来的 Where are you guys from anyway?
告诉你哥哥他是一个不折不扣的大怂包 You know, tell your brother I think he's a giant pussy.
这他妈... What the fuck?
约翰你个... John-fucking...
韦恩 Wayne!
我好像拉裤子了 I think I shit my pants.
我已经报警了 你们所有人都不许动 Hey, I called the cops. All of you, stay where you are.
-我们走 -走 我操 - Let's go! - Go, shit!
天哪 你就是这么低调的吗 Jesus! This is your idea of lying low?
-操 -走走走走走 - Shit! - Go, go, go, go. Go!
韦恩 低一点 Wayne, get down.
不许动 Hold it right there! Right...
过来 Come here!
我们得回去拿东西 We need to get our stuff.
还有人吗 Anyone else?
快点走 Pick up the pace.
你知道我刚才在编故事吧 You know I didn't do what I said I did.
磨冰机那个 On the Zamboni? Right?
好吧 Okay.
其实 Or...
我没和别人做过爱 anywhere, actually.
虽然也不关你什么事 Not that it's any of your business.
你们都到了法定饮酒年龄吧 All right, you're all of legal drinking age, I take it.
虽然我不该多嘴 Not that it's any of my business,
但是天啊 你哥哥可真是够混蛋了 but, jeez, your brother's a real piece of work, huh?
你的故事也太难以置信 I can't believe all that.
等下 难道... Wait, was it...
你撒谎了 你这个小机灵东西 You lied, you sneaky son of a bitch.
看看你 Look at you.
你吸毒了吗 你呢 You're on drugs? You're on drugs?
只有唱片机那部分 Just the part about the record player, though.
我是编的 I just made that up.
为什么你哥哥要一直揍你呀 So, why was your brother beating on you all the time then?
不知道 I don't know.
他就是那样的 He was just like that.
那是我最后一次见到他 That was the last time I saw him.
我爸爸回来 看到我受伤了 My dad gave it to him pretty good when he came back
把他打得不轻 and found out I was hurt.
那天晚上他离家出走了 And he left that night.
听朋友说几周后他加入了海军陆战队 Heard he joined the Marines a few weeks later from a friend.
但我故事编得不错 But I did it though.
你输了 I got one past ya.
我输了 Yeah.
确实编得不错 Yeah, you really did.
我们搜查那个房车 会不会发现毒品 If we search that trailer, we won't find any drug?
我们得走了 We need to go.
他在那 He's right there.
-那个吗 -那个男孩吗 - That one? - That kid right there?
别跑 不许动 Stop! Stop!
跟着我 我帮你们 I got you. Come here.
嫌疑人逃脱 徒步追踪 Don't have 'em. Foot pursuit.
警察 Police!
从窗户逃走了 Run out the window.
嫌疑人可能会朝北街方向逃窜 Suspects possibly heading northbound street side.
巡逻车在旅馆后面拦截 我步行夹击 Take the cruiser around the back of the hotel. I'm on foot.
撤离 Move out!
我就知道她尿在这里过 I know she's pissed in here.
保罗 Paul?
-谁 -你有访客 - Who is it? - You've got a visitor.
来见见韦恩 Meet Wayne.
奥兰多 是科尔校长 Orlando. It's Principal Cole.
六点出来 Be out front by 6:00.
我们要去佛罗里达 We're going to Florida.
奥兰多 告诉你奶奶我需要三百美元 Orlando, tell your grandmother I need 300 bucks.
不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no!
怎么了 怎么了 What? What's wrong?
她拿走了我们的钱 She took our money.
操 Oh, fuck.
我们得走了 We gotta go.
操 Fuck.
佛罗里达 奥卡拉
他奶奶的傻逼游客 Oh, fucking tourists.
老子就是隔壁老王
游戏时间 It's fucking game time.
毁了这辆破车 Let's fuck shit up.
毁了它 雷吉 Let's fuck some shit up, Reggie!
我去你的糟老头子 Motherfucker!
去你的臭婆娘 Fucker!
去你的破车 Fuck you!
去你妈的大头鬼 Fuck you!
都上天吧 Damn!
他妈的 Motherfucker!
《韦恩》 下集预告 Next on Wayne.
真不敢相信那个妓女抢了我们钱 I can't believe that hooker lady robbed us.
我们需要赚钱 We need to get money.
也许我们得找工作或是怎样 Maybe we could get jobs or something?
韦恩这孩子怎么了 What is it with this Wayne kid?
就对他有种直觉 Just got a gut feeling about him.
-我们会找到他的 -还有她 - We'll find him. - And her.
我妈教我如何生存 My ma taught me how to survive.
你不会偷东西的 对吧 You're not gonna steal, right?
小姐 小姐 Miss. Miss!
你今天怎样 还好吗 How was it? Your day or whatever?
所有人都不怎样 老板还讨厌我 Everyone's not nice and I think the boss hates me.
他们把这帮人怎么了 What do they do to 'em?
他妈的 Fuck!
我赌他都不记得明天是我们生日了 You know, I bet he doesn't even remember our birthday tomorrow.
-免费烤饼 -免费个鬼烤饼 - Free hotcakes! - Free motherfucking hotcakes!
给老爸点颜色看看 Let's kick Daddy's ass.
给老爸点五颜六色看看 Let's kick his fucking ass.