而那就是为什么不管妈咪说什么… And that's why, no matter what Mommy says...
我们是真的暂时分手了 是的 没错 we really were on a break. Yes, we were.
是的 没错 来吧 漂亮宝贝 Yes, we were. Heh. Come here, gorgeous.
瞧瞧你 你是史上最可爱的小婴儿了 Look at you. You are the cutest little baby ever.
你只是个小不丁点婴儿 你知道吗？但是你拥有… You're just a little-bitty baby, you know that? But you've got...
你拥有大大漂亮的双眼 You've got big, beautiful eyes.
是的 你有 还有… 还有大大圆圆的肚肚 Yes, you do. And a... And a big, round belly.
大大的婴儿屁屁 Big baby butt.
我喜欢大屁屁 I like big butts.
我喜欢大屁股 我不能否认 I like big butts and I cannot lie
你的魅力别人不可抗拒 You other brothers can't deny
看到细腰美女经过时 When a girl walks in With an itty-bitty waist
还有她那圆翘的东西 就会… And a round thing in your face You get...
喔 天啊 艾玛你在笑 Oh, my God, Emma. You're laughing.
喔 我的天 你从没有这样过 对吗？ Oh, my God. You've never done that before, have you?
你从来没有这样过 爹地逗你笑了 对吧？ You've never done that before. Daddy made you laugh, huh?
嗯 是爹地还有混音老爹 Well, Daddy and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
什么？什么？你还想听更多是吗？ What? What? You wanna hear some more? Um...
我的蟒蛇什么都不要 除非你的臀部有够料 My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun
我真是个糟糕的父亲 I'm a terrible father. Oh.
- 嘿 - 嘿 听着 - Hey. - Hey, listen.
- 你们懂得投资吗？ - 怎么了？ - What do you know about investments? - How come?
我的演出开始让我赚了些钱 所以我想我应该好好利用那些钱 I'm starting to make good money on the show, and I should do something with it.
- 那你现在是把钱放在哪里呢？ - 藏在我家马桶水箱后面 - What do you do with your money now? - It's taped to the back of my toilet tank.
我没有那样说 是放在银行由机器人看守着 I didn't say that. It's in a bank guarded by robots.
- 你有什么想法吗？ - 有个同事的提议让我觉得很兴奋 - Do you have any ideas? - Uh, this guy at work got me excited...
是关于投资鸸鹋农场 很酷吧？ about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kind of cool, huh?
在周末的时候过去帮忙 帮助种植鸸鹋 Pitching in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus.
乔伊 鸸鹋是鸟类 是养来当食物的 Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
嗯 是喔 Yeah. Right!
人类会吃小鸟 小鸟肉 People eat birds. Bird meat.
他们是直接飞进你的嘴里吗？还是你可以到餐厅说… Do they just fly into your mouth? Or you go in a restaurant and say:
"不好意思 我要点一份炸鸟" "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." Ha-ha-ha.
或是一只翅膀 或是… Or maybe just a wing. Or a...
- 唔 - 呵 - Mm-hm. - Ahem.
你应该考虑比较低风险性的投资 You should consider something a little less risky.
我认为房地产会是最好的投资 I think real estate is your best investment.
联邦储备银行才刚降息 而且房贷的利率也可以和减所得税额 The Fed just lowered the rates, and the interest on your mortgage is deductible.
没错 我懂投资 That's right. I know some stuff.
房地产 是吗？ Real estate, huh? Hmm.
你知道谁要卖一间很棒的公寓吗？理查 Oh! And you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
你知道谁对她前男朋友的熟悉度 很吓人吗？摩妮卡 Oh, and you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!
我爸告诉我的 他们一起打高尔夫球 My dad told me. They play golf together.
那么或许我应该加入他们 Oh! Well, maybe I'll join them sometime.
我只希望球杆不要滑出我的手… I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand...
然后把他的八字胡从他脸上打掉 and beat the mustache off his face.
嗨 你们要帮我选衣服 我今晚要跟麦克的父母见面 Hi! You have to help me pick a dress. I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight.
哇 男朋友的父母亲 真是一大步 Wow, the boyfriend's parents. Big step.
真的吗？我倒是没有这样想过 Really? That hadn't occurred to me.
他们会喜欢你的自然随性就好 They'll love you. Just be yourself.
他们住在上东区的公园大道 They live on the Upper East Side on Park Avenue.
- 那她就不能自然随性了 - 啊 - Oh, yeah, she can't be herself. - Ugh.
好了 那么 哪一件呢？ Okay, so, all right, which dress?
- 你们可以说都不好 - 喔 天啊 都不好 - You can say neither. - Oh, God. Neither.
我很抱歉 我们会带你去买衣服 没事的 I'm sorry. We'll take you shopping. It'll be fine.
我会照顾你的 我很会搞跟父母亲见面这种事 You are in such good hands, and I am so good with meeting parents.
面对他父亲 稍微打情骂俏一下 但是不要太过火 With the father, you wanna flirt a little, but not in a gross way.
啊哈 Uh-huh.
有像是品瑟先生 我现在终于知道 Just kind of like, "Mr. Pinzer, I can see
华勒斯帅气的长相是遗传谁的了 where Wallace gets his good looks."
- 你跟华勒斯品瑟交往过？ - 他代替我考联考 - You went out with Wallace Pinzer? - Oh, he took the SATs for me.
- 我就知道你没考过高标 - 是啊 我们说的是我耶… - I knew you didn't get a 1400! - Yeah, well, duh! I mean...
那麦克的妈怎么办呢？ So now, what about with Mike's mom?
至于他母亲 Oh! Well, with the mother...
只要不断的告诉她 她儿子有多棒就行了 just constantly tell her how amazing her son is.
举我为例 母亲们都很喜欢我 罗斯的妈有一次甚至还说… Take it from me. Moms love me. Ross' mom one time actually said...
我就像是那个她从未有过的女儿 I am like the daughter that she never had.
- 她说什么？ - 她就像是那个她从未有过的女儿 - She said what? - She's like the daughter she never had.
听着 Listen.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我才帮菲比打扮好让她去见麦克的父母 I just got Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents.
她好紧张 真是太感人了 She's so nervous. It's so sweet.
猜猜怎么了 我今天逗艾玛笑了 Guess what. I made Emma laugh today.
你什么？而我竟然错过… You what? And I missed it...
都是因为要帮那 愚蠢的嬉皮改变造型？ because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?
是啊 而且就像是小大人的笑喔 Yeah, and it was, uh, like, uh, a real little person laugh too.
- 噢 - 就像是… - Oh! - It was like
只不过不像这样吓人 Only not creepy.
哦 Yeah.
- 你做了什么逗她笑？ - 我… - What did you do to make her laugh? - I, um...
嗯 我唱了歌 其实… Well, I sang. Actually...
是饶舌歌… I rapped, um, heh...
《宝贝 回来》 "Baby Got Back."
你什么？ You what?
你对着我们的宝贝女儿唱… You sang to our baby daughter...
一首关于男人想要跟巨大屁股女人… a song about a guy who likes to have sex...
上床的歌？ with women with giant asses?
你知道吗？如果你仔细想想 You know what, if you think about it...
它事实上是在提倡健康的身体观念… it actually promotes a healthy, uh, body image...
因为即使是大屁股… because even big butts...
或是"可口多汁的双颊"都是… or, uh, "juicy doubles" are...
请不要把她从我身边带走 Please don't take her away from me.
嗨 请进 我是凯瑟琳 中介商 Oh, hi, come on in. I'm Catherine, the listing agent.
嗨 我是乔伊 这是钱德 Hi, I'm Joey. This is Chandler.
为什么理查要卖掉这地方呢？破产了吗？ So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt?
医疗误诊？被自己的胡子噎死吗？ Medical malpractice? Choked on his own mustache?
他要买一间更大的公寓 景观很棒 可以看到中央公园… He's buying a much bigger place. It's got a great view of Central Park...
你说够了 That's enough out of you.
这地方有什么我们应该要知道的吗？ Uh, is there anything we should know about the place?
电器用品全部都包含 光线充足 还有新的厨房 All the appliances are included. There's a lot of light, a new kitchen.
我想你们俩住在这里一定会很快乐 I think you guys would be very happy here.
- 哈 不 不 不 - 哈哈 - Ha. No, no, no. - Ha-ha-ha.
不 我们没有在一起 我们绝对不是一对 No, we're not together. We're definitely not a couple.
- 好的 抱歉 - 没关系 - Oh, okay. Sorry. - That's all right.
哇 你看起来好像是被侮辱了一样 Wow, you, uh, seemed pretty insulted by that.
是怎样？我配不上你吗？ What, I'm not good enough for you?
我们不要再讨论这个问题了 We are not gonna have this conversation again.
瞧瞧这地方 我为什么备受这家伙的威胁呢？ Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy?
矫情的艺术品 这张大又阳刚的沙发 Pretentious art. This huge, macho couch.
我们知道他只会坐在那边… When we know all he does is sit around...
哭泣着为什么摩妮卡会离开他 而投入一个真正男人的怀抱 crying about losing Monica to a real man. Ha, ha.
- 他应该不在这里吧 对吗？ - 我不知道 - You don't think he's here, do you? - I don't know.
这是个好地方 但是我必须要说 我不知道我能不能住得习惯 It's a nice place, but I gotta say, I don't know if I see myself living here.
嗯 让我来试试看 Well, let me see.
是的 我可以住得习惯 Yeah, I can see it.
瞧瞧这些录影带 他以为他是谁啊？ Look at these videos. I mean, who does he think he is?
《紧急搜捕令》 《练手神探追魂枪》 《铁窗喋血》 Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke.
- 喔 我的天 - 怎么了？ - Oh, my God. - What?
有一卷带子上面有摩妮卡的名字 There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
有一卷带子上面有女生的名字 可能是性爱录影带 Ooh. A tape with a girl's name on it. It's probably a sex tape.
等一下 Wait a minute.
上面写着"摩妮卡" This says "Monica."
而且这里是理查的公寓 And this is Richard's apartment.
快点想 Get there faster!
哇 你看起来… Wow. You look...
真像我妈 like my mom.
我有穿丝袜 I'm wearing pantyhose.
- 太棒了 请进 - 好的 - Great! Come on in. - Okay.
- 哈 哈 嘿 - 嘿 - Ha-ha-ha. Hi. - Hi.
谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
嘿 Oh. Heh.
- 喔 我的天 你真有钱 - 不 是我父母亲有钱 - Oh, my God. You're rich. - No, my parents are rich.
喔 那又如何呢？他们有天也会死的 哈罗 So? They gotta die someday. Hello!
爸妈 这是菲比 Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe.
菲比 他们是我父母 希尔多跟贝西 Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
希尔多 贝西… Theodore, Bitsy...
- 很高兴能与你们见面 - 哈哈哈 - what a delight. - Ha-ha-ha.
- 终于见到你真是太高兴了 - 我也是 - It's so nice to finally meet you. - And you.
你们家真是美好 Your home is lovely.
谢谢 等一下我可以带你参观 这里其实有三层楼 Thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
妈妈咪啊 Holy crap!
过来认识我们的朋友吧 Oh. Why don't you come meet our friends?
试试档我看看 Try and stop me.
- 你在做什么呢？ - 试着让你父母亲喜欢我 - Hey. What are you doing? - Getting your parents to like me.
我相信他们会的 但是你不用这样假 I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this.
我要他们认识菲比 不是 I want them to get to know Phoebe, not:
妃妣 Phoebe.
- 知道了 - 好了 - You've got it. - All right.
- 很难停止 - 嗯 - It's hard to stop. - Mm.
好了 来吧 Well, come on.
菲比 这是我们的朋友 汤姆跟苏安格 Phoebe, these are our friends Tom and Sue Engel.
菲比 来坐下 跟我们介绍一下你自己 Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself.
嗯 Mm-hm.
- 你是哪里人呢？ - 好的 - So where are you from? - Um, okay.
嗯 好的 我本来是上州人 Well, all right. Um, originally, I'm from upstate...
但是后来我妈自杀 然后继父去坐牢 but, um, then my mom killed herself, and my stepdad went to prison.
所以我就搬到市中心 住在一辆破车里一阵子 So I moved to the city... where, um, I lived in a burned-out Buick LeSabre for a while.
那倒是没关系 还好啦 Which was okay. That was okay.
直到我染上肝炎 你知道的… Until, um, I got hepatitis, you know...
因为有个皮条客 吐口水到我嘴里 because this pimp spit in my mouth and...
但是我已经好了 But I got over it.
然后 反正现在我是 自由按摩治疗师 And, um, anyway, now I'm a, um, freelance massage therapist...
赚的钱不是很稳固 但至少不用缴税 um, which isn't always steady money, but at least I don't pay taxes.
那大家都到哪度暑假呢？ So where does everyone summer?
- 天啊 真是进行的不顺利 - 不 你做的很好 真的 - Oh, God, this is not going well. - No, you're doing fine. Really.
- 你何不去找我爸聊聊 - 好 好的 好的 - Why don't you go talk to my dad? - Okay, okay, okay.
- 还确定要我做我自己吗？ - 当然 - Still sure about me being myself? - Absolutely.
或许少说一些"皮条客口水"的事 Though maybe just a little less "pimp spit."
好的 Okay.
希尔多 我现在知道麦克的师气外表 是遗传自谁的了 So, Theodore, I, uh, can see where Mike gets his good looks from.
嗯… Oh. Well...
- 你一定经常做运动 - 不是很常 不过我尽量 - You must work out all the time. - Oh, not all the time. I do the best I can.
- 是啊 我想也是 看招 - 嗷 - Yeah, I bet. Look out! - Oh! Ow.
- 喔 我的天 你还好吗？ - 我最近刚动完手术 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Unh! I recently had surgery.
- 我很抱歉 - 没关系 我没事 - I'm so sorry. - No, I'll be fine.
- 我只是应该要去检查一下伤口 - 我真的很抱歉 - I just should check the stitches. - I really am sorry.
你怎么会知道呢？为什么你不会打我肚子呢？ How could you know? Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach?
嗯 Um...
你刚刚是不是打了我爸？ Did you just hit my dad?
是的 我很抱歉 我从来没有见过男朋友的父母亲 Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
但是 你总该有见过人 对吗？ But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
你何不去找我妈聊聊 Why don't you go talk to my mom?
好的 你妈 她看起来很和善 我可以跟她聊的 Okay, yeah, your mom. She looks nice. I can talk to her.
你去聊吧 我要去看看 我爸是不是有内出血的现象 You do that, and I'm gonna go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding.
贝西 我想要再次谢谢你 Oh, Bitsy? Um, uh, listen, I wanted to thank you again...
邀请我今晚过来 for having me here tonight.
喔 不用客气 Well, not at all.
还有 我只想让你知道 你儿子是个很棒的男人 Also, um, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
- 谢谢 我也这么认为 - 一切因他有良好的家庭教育 - Thank you. I think so too. - It's a testament to how he was raised.
尤其是你的功劳 因为他十分尊重女性 Especially to you, because he's very respectful of women.
- 他真的吗？ - 他非常体贴我的感受 - Is he really? - He is so considerate of my feelings.
我认为你也会想知道 他是个非常温柔的爱人 You know, I think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
什么？ Excuse me?
不 别误会 不 不是那种娘娘腔的样子 No, don't get me wrong. No, not in like a sissy way.
当他疯起来的时候… When he gets going...
他可是像休假的船员一样神勇 he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave.
那就是…我儿子 That's... my boy.
酷毙了 Awesome.
我不会看的 我不需要看 I'm not gonna watch it. I don't need to watch it.
我是说 看了又有什么好处呢？ I mean, what good could possibly come from watching it?
嗯 我们知道我还是要看 Well, we know I'm gonna watch it.
- 嘿 兄弟 怎么了？ - 别审判我 我只不过是个普通人 - Hey, dude, what's up? - Don't judge me! I'm only human!
你拿走那卷带子吗？ Did you take that tape?
我必须要 假设你结婚了 然后你发现一卷你老婆带子… I had to! Imagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife...
在另一个男人的公寓里 你难道不想知道里面是什么吗？ in another guy's apartment. Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
我不知道 我跟谁结婚呢？ I don't know. Who am I married to?
某个女孩子 Some girl.
她辣吗？ She hot?
- 是 - 她是怎么让我定下来的？ - Yeah. - How did she get me to settle down?
好了 我要看 All right, I'm gonna watch it.
我是说 或许根本不是我想的那样 I mean, it's probably not even what I think it is.
即使是 或许也不像我在脑海中 想像的情景那样糟糕 Even if it is, it can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head.
会吗？ Ha, ha. Can it?
依据我的经验 如果女生答应可以录下来… See, in my experience, if a girl says yes to being taped...
其它的也就都不会拒绝了 我跟你说 she doesn't say no to much else, I'll tell you.
- 那你先帮我看 - 什么？ - Then you have to watch it for me. - Whoa! What?
几秒钟就好 让我知道那是什么 拜托 Just for a few seconds so I can know what it is. Please?
好啦 可以 但是万一我很乐在其中 你就只能怪你自己 All right, fine. But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame!
- 为什么我听到欢呼声？ - 没关系 是橄榄球赛 - Why am I hearing cheering? - It's okay. It's just a football game.
- 只是橄榄球？ - 你担心是多余的 - It's just football? - You were all worried for nothing.
是橄榄球 只是橄榄球 It's football! It's just football!
太棒了 这是我第一次 真正喜欢橄榄球 This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football!
我想这时候喝啤酒很对味 I think it may be customary to get a beer!
搞什么…？ What the?
- 你在做什么？ - 你不想要看到我刚看到的东西 - What are you doing? - You don't wanna see what I just saw!
你们在做什么？ What are you guys doing?
喔 我的天 那是理查吗？ Oh, my God! Is that Richard?
好了 帮妈咪笑一笑 拜托 Okay, uh, please laugh for Mommy. Please?
请为妈咪笑一个 Please laugh for Mommy.
不好笑 对吧？ Not funny, huh?
嗯 所以是不是… Well, so is it...
只有低级好玩的饶舌歌才行呢？ only offensive novelty rap?
或是或许只要是饶舌歌都行 因为妈咪会饶舌喔 Or maybe just, you know, rap in general. Because Mommy can rap.
我名叫妈咪 My name is Mommy
在此告诉你 And I'm here to say
所有的小宝贝都… That all the babies are...
我不会饶舌 Oh, I can't rap.
好了 亲爱的 这只是因为我太爱你了 All right, sweetheart. This is only because I love you so much.
而且我知道你不会告诉别人 And I know that you're not gonna tell anybody.
我喜欢… I like
大屁股 我不能否认 Big butts and I cannot lie
你的魅力别人不可抗拒 You other brothers can't deny
看到细腰美女经过时 When a girl walks in With an itty-bitty waist
还有她那圆翘的东西 And a round thing in your face
好极了… Yes, yes, yes. Yes! Ha!
哦 Oh.
我喜欢大屁股 我不能否认 I like big butts and I cannot lie
你的魅力别人不可抗拒 You other brothers can't deny
艾玛 你在笑 你笑了 Oh, Emma, you're laughing! Oh, you are!
你真的很喜欢大屁股 对不对？ You really do like big butts, don't you?
你这个漂亮的小怪蛋 Oh, you beautiful little weirdo.
哦 Oh.
- 嘿 - 你错过了 她刚刚在笑 - Hey. - Oh, you missed it! She was laughing!
- 真是不可思议 - 喔 - Oh, it was amazing. - Oh.
是很不可思议 那就像是最美妙的声音 It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound.
我知道 可不是吗？你做了什么逗她笑？ Oh, I know, isn't it? Oh, what did you do to get her to laugh?
你知道的 我只不过… 试了一些东西 不同的… Oh, you know, I just... A couple of things I tried. Different...
只是唱了一点《小小蜘蛛儿》 Just sang a little "The ltsy-Bitsy Spider."
你唱了《宝贝 回来》 对不对？ You sang "Baby Got Back," didn't you?
其它的方法都没有用 这女孩就是喜欢屁屁 Nothing else worked! That girl is all about the ass!
然后再回到主旋律 And then it goes back to the chorus.
臭猫 臭猫 Smelly cat, smelly cat
这不是你的错 It's not your fault
结束 那就是歌曲的结尾 Resolve. And that's the end of the song.
我知道你们没有要我唱… I realize you hadn't asked to hear it...
但是已经有十七分钟没有人说话了 but, um, no one had spoken in 17 minutes.
菲比创作了许多歌曲 你那天晚上唱的歌是什么呢？ Uh, Phoebe writes lots of songs. What was that one you sang the other night?
《变态游行》吗？ Oh, "Pervert Parade"?
不是 No.
- 《阴毛颂》吗？ - 停止 - Oh! "Ode to a Pubic Hair"? - Stop.
喔 天啊 这是小牛肉吗？ Oh, God. Is that veal?
妈 我以为我跟你说过菲比是素食者 Mom, I thought I told you, Phoebe's a vegetarian.
喔 Oh.
不 没关系 没关系 我是说 我是素食者… No, that's okay. That's okay. I mean, I am a vegetarian...
不过我吃小牛肉 是的 我爱吃小牛肉 except for veal. Yeah. No. Veal I love. Heh.
菲比 你可以不用吃的 Phoebe, you don't have to eat that.
我喜欢任何小动物食物 小猫 小鱼 Any baby animals. Kittens, fish babies.
但是 尤其喜欢小牛肉 But, you know, especially veal.
这上面还有带一点很棒的肥肉 You know, and this nice vein of fat running through it.
- 好吃 - 哈哈 - Mm. Yummy. - Ha-ha-ha.
那… So...
你们觉得如何呢？ What do you think?
所以你从理查的公寓偷了这卷带子？ So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
听听这三级片脱星在批评我 Listen to the judgment from the porn star!
那带子本来就不是要让… That tape was never meant to be seen by...
乔伊 我希望可以和下谈论这件事 Joey, I would feel more comfortable if this conversation were in private.
摩妮卡 听着 我不认为 你我之间有存在任何秘密了 Ha, ha, Monica, look, I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore.
还没有准备好可以开玩笑吗？待会见 Not ready to joke about it yet? See you later.
你为什么要拿这卷带子呢？而且为什么要看呢？ Why in the world would you take this tape? And why would you watch it?
因为我就是这样的人 好吗？ Because that's who I am. Okay?
我相信像理查那样的男人可以 看这样的带子而不会觉得困扰 I'm sure a man like Richard could see a tape like that and not be bothered.
这只不过是个黄色的小插曲… It'd just be another saucy anecdote...
让他在男性俱乐部里 边喝白兰地边摸胡子和兄弟们分享 for him to share at his men's club over brandy and mustaches.
这一切跟你没有办法长胡子有关吗？ Is all of this about you not being able to grow a mustache?
这跟你还有理查有关 很明显地他还没有忘记你 This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you.
他保留这带子让他可以 在任何想的时候就看 He keeps a tape so he can look at it whenever he wants.
那不是很悲惨吗？你看不出来这是多可悲的事吗？ Isn't that sad? Can't you see how pathetic that is?
别吃醋了 你应该为他感到可怜 Don't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
是啊 可怜的理查 他… Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard, he...
我可以长胡子的 I can grow a mustache.
这不是我们的问题 我们拥有彼此 这是最重要的 This is not our problem. We have each other. That's all that matters.
但是我就是忘不了你滚在他身边 穿着你的… But I just keep picturing you rolling around with him, with your...
牛仔靴子在空中见来见去 cowboy boots in the air.
牛仔靴子？我这辈子 从没有穿过牛仔靴子 Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life.
很好 非常好 再多放一点 因为我想看结局是怎样 Oh, good, good. Play more because I wanna see how it ends.
- 那不是我 - 什么？ - That's not me! - What?
那不是你 美好的生命 又再度来临了 That's not you! Life is good again!
骑上去 牛仔女 Ride 'em, cowgirl!
那浑蛋录了别人在我的带子上 That bastard taped over me!
那有什么问题吗？ Is that a problem?
真是太侮辱人了 花钱买新的空白带子嘛 医师 It's just so insulting. Spring for a new blank tape, doctor!
我无法想像他在她身上 看到什么吸引人的 I can't imagine what he sees in her.
她还真让我怀念起他那嗑药的前妻 She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.
- 哈罗 亲爱的 - 嗨 - Hello, dear. - Hey.
- 怎么了？ - 我们只是在随便聊聊 - What's going on? - We were just chitchatting.
- 你的朋友还好吗？ - 有好一点了 - How's your friend? - A little better.
你知道谁要搬回城里了吗？汤姆跟苏的女儿 珍 Do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter, Jen.
你记得她的 麦克 她很可爱 行为举止瑞庄 而且单身 You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.
- 我没有兴趣 - 拜托 亲爱的 我们老实说 - I'm not interested. - Oh, please, darling, let's be honest.
你跟那个也可以享受像船员般的乐趣的 You can have all the sailor fun you want with that one.
- 但是我们要面对现实 - 好了 停 - But let's be real. - All right, stop.
菲比所做的一切都是为了要让 你们喜欢她 或许不是很明显… All Phoebe has done is try and get you to like her. Maybe it's not clear...
但是她已经尽力而为了 but she did her best.
她是跟你们有点不同 She's a little different than you are.
麦克 一个皮条客吐口水在她嘴里 Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth.
那又如何？如果我都无所谓了 你们有什么好在乎的 So what? If I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you.
你们没有必要去喜欢她 只需要接受我喜欢她的事实就可以 You don't have to like her. Just accept the fact that I do.
如果你们无法好好对待 我爱的女人… If you can't even be civil to the woman I love...
- 你什么的女人？ - 是啊 你什么的女人？ - The woman you what? - Yeah, the woman you what?
我爱的女人 The woman I love.
我爱你 I love you.
我不该当我父母面前 第一次说这种话 Something I shouldn't say for the first time, in front of my parents...
还有汤姆跟苏面前 and Tom and Sue.
对了 他们是我一生中 遇过最无聊的人 Who are, by the way, the most sinfully boring people I've ever met in my life.
- 我也爱你 - 真的？ - I love you too. - You do?
耶 Yeah. Ha, ha.
很棒吧？ How great is this?
- 想要离开这里吗？ - 是 - Wanna get out of here? - Okay.
- 爸妈 谢谢你们的晚餐 - 我很开心 - Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner. - I had a great time.
这里真的很高级 It was really top-drawer.
而且更棒的是… And here's something rich.
这里有十三间浴室 但是我吐在衣帽间里面 Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet.
拜了 Ta-ta!
她又辣又酷 She's sweat, wet
又马力十足 Got it going like a turbo 'Vette
- 伙计们 - 怎样？ - So, fellas! - Yeah?
- 费勒斯 - 嗯 - Fellas! - Yeah?
- 你女友的臀部又够赞吗？ - 那当然 - Has your girlfriend got the butt? - Hell, yeah
- 那么甩一甩吧 - 甩一甩 - So shake it - Shake it
- 甩一甩 - 甩一甩 - Shake it - Shake it
甩那性感的屁股 Shake that nasty butt
宝贝 你的真正马达 Baby got back
从头再来一次 One more time from the top!
我喜欢大屁股 我不能否认 I like big butts And I cannot lie
你的魅力… You other brothers...
瑞秋 拜托 这实在太不恰当了 Rachel, please! That is so inappropriate!