前情提要 Previously on...
苏珊的梦想实现了 Susan's dream came true.
搬回来和你的家人在一起 Here. Move back in with your family.
布里不得不搁置她的愿望 Bree had to put her desire on hold.
直到我离婚 Just till my divorce goes through.
我认为这非常令人钦佩 I think that's very admirable.
汤姆和勒奈特周末的外出使事情变得更糟 Tom and Lynette's weekend away made things worse.
你认为我们有麻烦了吗？你怎么认为？ Do you think we're in trouble? What do you think?
加比参观了她出生的城镇 Gaby visited the town where she was born.
老地方一点也没变 The old place hasn't changed a bit.
停 令她惊讶的是 Stop! And to her surprise...
走近点 Go closer.
她的继父跟着她回家 Her stepfather followed her home.
他应该已经死了 He's supposed to be dead.
一个月光明媚的夜晚 One clear, moonlit evening,
派对正在紫藤巷上演 there was a dinner party on Wisteria Lane,
大家都认为 此夜终将难忘 and everyone would agree that it was a night to remember.
因这夏敦埃酒清冽醇厚 They would remember the crisp chardonnay...
蔬菜沙拉浓郁美味 The tangy salad...
还有鸡肉可口喷香 And the savory chicken.
但那晚最令人记忆深刻的... But the most memorable part of the evening...
不在于食物 Wasn't the food.
两天前
从苏珊·德尔非诺离开紫藤郡的那天起 In the year since she had left the lane,
她就开始日夜思念这里的美好 Susan Delfino had missed many things...
孩子们在这里嬉笑玩耍 The laughter of happy children...
热情的邮差送上的微笑 The smile of the cheerful mailman...
还有屋前紫藤花开的味道 The smell of wisteria in bloom.
可苏珊最思念的 But what Susan missed the most...
还是她的闺蜜们 were her friends.
盘子收好了 我能走了吗 Dishes are done. Can I go now?
我们才刚开始收拾啊 We just started unpacking.
拜托了 这一年来我多想 Oh, come on. It's been a whole year
愉快走出家门 since I could walk outside, knock on a door,
-和姑娘们呆在一起 -至少先收拾好厨房吧 - And hang with the girls. - Can we at least finish the kitchen?
好吧 Fine.
苏珊 Susan.
去找她们玩吧 Go play with your friends.
晚饭前回来 Just... be home by dinner.
我赢了 Wow. I win. Ha!
有人从未疏于锻炼啊 You... are in great shape.
没想到自己还会输给一个女人吧 Did it ever occur to you that a mere woman could outrace you?
那如果我说是我故意输给你 Did it ever occur to you that I'd rather run behind you
想在后面看着你呢 than in front of you?
你嘴真甜 That... is so... sweet.
我去洗个澡 Ohh. I have to take a shower.
真巧啊 我也要 What a coincidence. Me, too.
是吗 Really?
你确定要这么做吗 We're doing this?
我以为在你没有正式离婚之前 I thought we couldn't have
-我们不会上床的 -我知道 - sex until your divorce was final. - Yeah, I know,
但在刚刚不到一分钟的时间里我思考了很多 But I thought about it a lot these last 40 seconds,
我不想再等待了 And I think I'm done waiting.
有空给你的新邻居倒杯咖啡吗 Hey! Can you spare a cup of coffee for a new neighbor?
苏珊 我刚刚做完运动 明天吧 一定 Susan! I just finished a run, but tomorrow, for sure.
我们看谁先到浴室 I'll race you to the shower. Whoo!
等等 Wait.
等 你说什么 Wait? What?
刚好在这个时候有人来敲门 I think there's a reason why god sent someone to the door
这是上帝的安排吧 That exact moment.
我不这么认为 我可比你更了解他 I don't, and I know him a lot better than you do.
我真的不想等了 Hey, I don't wanna wait either.
-我的婚姻很快就正式结束了 -多快 - I'm just so close to getting out of my marriage. - How close?
多琳和我明天去见律师 Doreen and I meet with the lawyers tomorrow.
如果明天她心情不错的话 Now as long as she shows up in a good mood,
我和她就再也没有瓜葛了 We could wrap it up in no time.
所以你妻子的心情决定我们是否能上床 So our sex life is dependent on your wife's mood?
她的小店最近经营得不是很好 Her little boutique isn't doing so great,
生意越糟 她的脾气越坏 And the worse business is, the crankier she gets.
脾气越坏 时间就会拖得越久 Crankier she gets, the more she drags this out.
好吧 那我们分开洗吧 All right, then I guess we'll be showering separately.
你先吧 别把热水用光了 You go first. Just don't use all the hot water.
不会的 我现在需要洗冷水澡 Don't worry. I won't be using any.
孩子们还没有吃晚饭 So... the kids are gonna want dinner.
我们叫匹萨吧 Should we just order pizza?
好的 Fine.
要我帮你收拾吗 You want me to unpack for you?
不 不用 就扔在这儿吧 No, that's okay. Just... leave it.
你想说什么吗 What are you doing?
没事 Never mind.
没事是什么意思 What do you mean, "Never mind"?
为什么不打开行李箱 Why are you keeping your suitcase packed?
公司有套公寓离办公室很近 The--the company has an apartment near the office.
我想搬过去住一段时间 I think I should move in there for a while.
不行 汤姆 不能这样 No. No. Tom--
你不认为我们现在需要时间独处一下吗 You don't think some time apart would do us good?
独处 我们两个人都很清楚 如果你搬出去了 Time apart? Come on. We both know what that means. It means
那就意味着 If you walk out that door,
-你不会再回来了 -你怎么知道的 - you'll never come back in. - You don't know that.
我们在车上待了三个小时 一句话都没说 We just had a 3-hour car ride and didn't say a single word.
我当然知道 I do know that.
猜猜看谁搬回来了 Guess who just moved back on the lane!
天哪 太好了 Oh! Oh, my gosh! That's so great!
我真为你开心 I'm so happy for you!
我现在正忙得不可开交 I'm just right in the middle of somethin', but I--
我会打给你的 好吗 I'm gonna call you, all right? Yay!
说说看你的想法吧 So what are you saying?
你已经不想维持这段婚姻了 You're done trying to work things out.
我们一直在努力 We've been trying.
我们不能放弃 We can't give up.
我们得为这个家庭斗争 We have to keep fighting for this--
拯救这段婚姻 Fighting to save our family.
我们这是为家庭而斗争 还是仅仅在与对方斗争 Are we fighting to save it, or are we just fighting?
我们的确会争吵 不过是 It happens. That just ha--
勒奈特 Lynette.
行李箱就放在那里吧 Leave the suitcase where it is.
加布 Hey! Gaby!
好邻居 请我喝一杯吧 Hi, neighbor. Invite me in for wine
我就不用收拾房间了 So I can get out of unpacking.
苏珊 我正准备出门 改天吧 Susan, hi. I was just about to go out. Rain check?
你怎么回来了 Hey. What are you doin'?
你不是很想念她们吗 Thought you missed your friends.
是啊 依然想念 Yeah. Still do.
对不起 我刚结束锻炼 正要出门 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just back from a run and on my way out
忙得不可开交 And kinda busy right now.
看吧 我就说她肯定生气了 她生气了 Would you believe that? I told you she was mad. She's mad.
苏珊 真的很对不起 Susan, we are so sorry.
我们不是故意惹你生气的 We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
我们当时不该那样的 We should have made time,
我们都知道你最近经历了太多太多 Especially after everything you've been through.
真的 那么长时间没聚 你们却完全不理会我 It's just... to be away so long and be totally ignored...
我一整天在家 可没人来敲门 I was home all day. My bell never rang.
我去泡咖啡 Who wants coffee?
保罗在那边 他拼命逃脱 So there's Paul, and he is struggling to get loose,
菲丽莎就在我上面 And Felicia is right on top of me,
她手上的针头离我不过几厘米 Holding the needle just inches from my...
道格 我前夫 这周打来三次了 It's Doug, my ex. Third time this week.
我打赌他和那个性感蠢妞儿分了 I bet you anything that bimbo of his walked out,
现在想要和我重归于好 And now he wants to hook up with me.
我要答应他吗 看情况吧 Will I say yes? Well.... depends.
如果他态度很好 If he really asked me nicely--
雷尼 把时间留给苏珊吧 Renee, this is Susan's moment.
她本可以昨天给我讲她的故事的 我在家 Well, she could have told me her story yesterday. I was home.
我就说说 I'm just saying.
苏珊 我们想正式地欢迎你和麦克的回归 Susan, we wanna give you and Mike a proper welcome home,
所以我们要为你举办一场晚宴 so we are having a dinner party in your honor.
你们不必这么大费周章的 在谁家 Aw. You guys don't have to go to all that trouble. Whose house?
每个人的家 All of ours.
这是一种传统的百家宴 It's an old-fashioned progressive dinner.
我们在我家喝饮料吃开胃菜 We're doing drinks and appetizers at my place...
我负责沙拉 uh, salad at mine.
主菜我要做拿手的烤童子鸡 And for the entry, I am making my famous roast poussins.
是法语的"童子鸡" It's French for "baby chickens."
我提供奶酪蛋糕 就美语里的"甜点" I'm serving cheesecake. It's American for "dessert."
你们为我做这些真是太贴心了 Well, you guys are so sweet to do this.
我不想过于情绪化 I don't want to get emotional,
但此刻和好朋友一起站在我自己的厨房里 but just being here in my own kitchen with my best friends...
我只想说 I'm just saying...
亲爱的 Aw. Honey.
继续啊 我不会接的 Keep going. I'm not gonna answer it.
雷尼 我一会要去买些衣服 Uh, Renee, I was going to do a little clothes shopping later,
我希望你能和我一起去 and I was hoping you might join me.
谢天谢地 我们是先把你衣服烧了 Oh, thank god. Are we burning your clothes
还是后烧啊 before or after we go?
我想我们可以去湖街上一家小精品女装店 I was hoping we'd try that little boutique on Lake Street,
查克妻子开的那家 the one Chuck's wife owns.
什么 你想和他妻子谈谈 What? You wanna go talk to the wife?
坏主意 布里 坏到家了 Oh, bad idea, Bree. Very bad idea.
不是 查克要和她见面签署协议 No, Chuck's meeting with her to work out a settlement,
他希望她能有个好心情 and he's hoping she'll be in a good mood,
如果我们去她店里花大价钱买衣服 which she will be if we go to her store
她肯定会开心 and spend a bundle on clothes.
我买单 这是双赢 I'm buying, so it's a win-win.
你既能帮助朋友又能拿到件白送的衣服 You'll be helping a friend and getting a free new dress
在晚宴上穿 for the dinner party.
我不太确定这些衣服可以穿去 I'm not sure these clothes are quite the thing...
赴晚宴 for a dinner party.
晚宴 就算我去飞车射击都不会穿它们 Dinner? I wouldn't wear 'em to a drive-by shooting.
就笑一笑 好吗 多琳看着呢 Just smile, okay? Doreen's watching,
我们是来让她振作精神的 and we're here to... lift up her spirits.
那样的话 打扰一下 Oh. In that case... excuse me.
小姐 我们爱死你的衣服了 Miss? We just love your clothes.
对啊 它们如此 赏心悦目 Yes, they are... so expressive.
很高兴听到你们这么说 Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say so.
从他们的销量来看 From the way they've been selling,
我都开始觉得它们对美景镇 太前卫了 I was starting to think they were... too edgy for fairview.
我们不觉得 我要买这些上衣还有 Not for us. I'm gonna take these tops, and... ooh.
这些美丽的破洞牛仔裤 These beautifully ventilated jeans and...
看这个头盖骨钱包多可爱 Oh! Look at this lovely skull purse!
你不想先试穿一下吗 Hey, don't you wanna try 'em on first?
没错 布里 你的确该试试 Yeah, Bree, you really should.
你俩太让我今天太开心了 You two just made my day.
我们也是 And you made ours!
我爱死这身打扮了 I just love this look on me.
非常感谢 Thank you so much...
布里 Uh, Bree.
不客气 多琳 You're welcome, Doreen.
你怎么知道我名字的 How'd you know my name?
我不知道 I don't.
你刚说的 你叫我多琳 You just said it. You called me Doreen.
你名牌上写着呢 Oh. Well, it was on your name tag...
如果你有名牌的话 or would be if you had one.
这就是我们不去打探妻子的原因 That's why we don't check out the wife.
什么 Uh, what?
我懂了 Ohh. Oh, I get it.
你和查克是一对 对吧 You and Chuck are an item, huh?
所以你来好好观察一下 So you came to get a good look
你与之鬼混的那个男人的老婆 at the woman whose husband you're screwing?
布里是位杰出的女性 Hey, Bree here is a class act...
你现在不怎么看得出来 Not that you can tell at the moment.
我告诉你 查克还没和我发生过关系 For your information, Chuck has not slept with me,
-他不离婚就不会这么做 -真的吗 - and he won't while he's still married. - Seriously?
真的吗 Seriously?
当然是真的 Seriously.
他的伦理标准很高 我也是 He has high ethical standards, and so do I.
对不起 Sorry.
是我对你有成见 I guess I misjudged you.
没关系 我希望你和查克 Apology accepted, and I hope for your sake
能够尽快达成协议 as well as for mine that you and chuck
这样对你我都好 come to an agreement soon.
你知道吗 我想我们会的 You know what? I think we just might.
好极了 Wonderful.
亚瑟 Arthur?
是多琳 你记得我说要签的那份协议吗 Doreen. You know that agreement I said I'd sign?
把它撕了 我们能谈到更多 Tear it up. We can do better.
我还以为你死了 I thought you were dead.
这就是小镇的好处 That's the good thing about a small town.
你在一百公里外散播一个谣言 You start a rumor a hundred miles away,
没人鉴别真伪 nobody checks.
这么说你是个骗子 Okay, so you're a liar.
那你来这干什么 你有何目的 Then why are you here? What do you want?
你又在拉斯科林娜斯旧账重提了 You were in Las Colinas stirring things up again.
我花了很久才在别处开始新的生活 Took me a long time to start my life over someplace else,
我可不要再被扣上莫须有的罪名 and I don't need another witch hunt.
别靠近我 Don't come near me!
加布丽尔 算了吧 开什么玩笑 Gabrielle, please. Who are you kidding?
我不再是那个 I'm not the little girl
不知如何保护自己的小女孩了 who doesn't know how to defend herself anymore.
这是唱哪儿出啊 What's going on here?
给我个不杀你的理由 Trying to think of a reason not to kill you.
我知道我们有问题 I know we had our problems--
我可不记得你有什么问题 I don't remember you having problems.
我只记得你喝多了龙舌兰 I remember you getting drunk on tequila
进到我房间 用你的手 and coming into my room and putting your hand
捂住我的嘴强奸了我 我才十五岁 over my mouth and raping me! I was 15.
我还是处女 I was a... virgin.
你想怎样 加布 What do you want, Gaby?
跪下 Get on your knees.
没门 Unh-unh.
跪下 Get down!
加布 别这样 Gaby, don't do this.
别这样吗 Don't do it?
我记得我也说过这句 I remember saying that,
但并不奏效 And it doesn't work.
说点别的 Think of something else.
我 我很抱歉 I'm... I'm sorry.
为什么抱歉 For what?
为什么 For what?!
强奸你 Raping you.
起来 Get up!
往前走 Start walking.
再也别靠近我了 你明白吗 Never come near me again. Do you understand?
回去做你的死人吧 Go back to being dead.
你不去是因为不想去 So no because you don't wanna go,
还是因为你不知道百家宴是怎么回事 Or no because you don't know what a progressive dinner is?
两者皆有 我在外奔波一周了 Both. I've been on the road for a week,
我不想参加什么晚宴 尤其那个女人 And I don't feel like a party, especially if that woman's
也会在场 gonna be there.
"那个女人" 你是说布里吗 Oh, "That woman." You mean Bree?
你要闹到什么时候啊 How long's this gonna go on?
闹到我妈妈活过来 As long as my mother's dead.
好吧 那就永远见不到头了 Well, that could be forever.
你去吧 我可能要去趟办公室 You go. I should probably get to the office
去忙忙工作 And catch up some work.
无视布里吧 你根本不需要和她讲话 Oh, forget Bree. You don't even have to talk to her.
看在苏珊的份上 This is about doing something nice for Susan.
加布 Gaby...
你怎么会有枪 Why the hell do you have a gun?
亚历亨德罗找到我了 Alejandro found me.
什么 我以为他死了 What? I thought he was dead.
没有 他还活着 No, he's alive.
这混蛋想干什么 他对你动手动脚了吗 What did that bastard want? Did he lay a hand on you?
你为什么不打电话给我 Why didn't you call me?
他走了 我处理好了 He's gone. I took care of it.
加布 你是不是 Gaby... Did you--
差点 I came close.
我手指扣在扳机上 但没有动手 My finger was on the trigger, but I didn't do it.
我想 知道自己有机会干掉他就足够了 I guess it was enough just to know that I could.
对于我来说可不够 Wouldn't have been enough for me.
他对你做了那些事 After what he did to you,
我会像宰狗一样毙了他 I would have shot him like a dog.
不好意思 打扰了 Uh... Excuse me.
你不是应该站到吧台后面的吗 Aren't you supposed to be behind the bar?
这是你和洋基队道格·派瑞的合照吗 I-is this a photo of you and Doug Perry from the yankees?
是啊 他是我前夫 Yeah. He's my ex-husband.
真酷 That is so cool!
他 他人怎样 What--what's he like?
好吧 我通常不和服务生说话 Okay, I usually don't talk to the help,
但就你的情况 我可以破个例 But in your case, I'll make an exception.
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
太好了 基佬来了 快来赞美我吧 Oh, good. The gays are here. Let the fawning begin.
我的上帝 你真是光彩照人 Heavens to cher! You look amazing.
很高兴看到你状态这么好 It's good to see you holding up so well.
你们在说什么 What are you talking about?
你前夫又要结婚了 Oh, your ex-husband getting remarried.
ESPN上的新闻已经铺天盖地了 It's all over ESPN.
ESPN全称 Entertainment and Sports Programming Network.全球最大的体育电视网
很明显你没有看 Which you obviously do not watch.
我的天 我很抱歉 Oh, my god. I am so sorry.
我们以为你已经知道了 We thought you knew.
这就是看体育频道的报应 This is what comes from watching sports.
他打电话给我是因为他要结婚了 That's why he was calling me. He's getting married.
失陪了 Will you excuse me?
白的还是红的 Uh, red or white?
要烈的 Brown.
你真漂亮 You look really pretty.
谢谢 宝贝 你爸爸穿好衣服了吗 Aw. Thanks, sweetie. Is your dad dressed?
他还没有回来 He's not back yet.
-他去哪儿了 -我不知道 - From where? - I don't know.
你洗澡那会儿他就走了 He left while you were in the shower.
佩妮 那边的行李箱 你看到没有 Hey, Penny, there was a suitcase there. Have you seen it?
没有 Nope.
我可以用你的润唇膏吗 Can I try your lip gloss?
当然可以 Uh, sure.
伙计们 宴会怎么样 Hey, guys. How's the party?
不错 Hi. Okay.
但是 你还是远离客厅的好 You might wanna stay out of the living room, though.
-太受罪了 -大歌星现在正在兴头上 -It's pretty brutal. - Yeah, Judy's a little over the rainbow.
为我做改变* *...change a hair for me
如果你真的在乎我* *Not if you care for me
留下来 小情人* *Stay, little valentine
留下来* *Stay
每一天都是* *Each day is
情人* *Valentine's
节* *Day
从头再来一次 Once more from the top.
不不不 《滑稽的情人》 No! No, no, no, no. "My funny valentine"
连唱四遍也不滑稽了 Not so funny the fourth time around.
我们走 Here we go.
好了 Okay.
道格就是条狗 Look, Doug is a dog.
他不值得你伤心 He's not even worth thinking about.
相信我 你会遇到其他适合你的人的 Trust me, you will meet someone else.
是吗 什么时候 哪里 Yeah? When? Where?
所有的好男人 不是结婚了就是同志 All the good ones are either married or... gay.
你真好 Aren't you sweet.
-我说的是鲍勃 -好吧 - I was talking about Bob. - Okay.
你来了 Oh. There you are.
大家都想见见你呢 Everyone's dying to meet you.
不介意我先喝点酒吧 You mind if I have a drink first?
我刚和多琳和她的律师谈过 I just finished talking to Doreen and her lawyer.
-谈得怎样 -很糟糕 - How'd it go? - Horribly.
我们之前都快谈妥了 We were this close to settling,
突然她想要湖边的度假屋 And suddenly she asked for the lake house.
-是吗 -她的律师都说太过分了 - Oh? - Even her lawyer says it's too much.
但她好像知道了我记着了结这事 But it's like somehow she knows I'm desperate to end this,
所以她就狮子大开口 So she can ask for anything.
太糟糕了 That's awful.
来个迷你芝士堡吗 Mini cheeseburger?
汤姆呢 Hey! Where's Tom?
我想他来不了了 Um, I don't think he can make it.
-他有工作要做 -卡洛斯也是 - He's got some work he has to do. - Same with Carlos.
这就是和有钱人结婚的坏处 That's the bad thing about being married to rich guys.
好处呢 就是我们有钱 The good thing? We're rich.
抱歉 Sorry.
你可能要和佩妮谈谈 You might wanna talk to Penny.
今天她照看MJ时 看着有点沮丧 She was over watching M.J. today and she seemed a little upset.
是吗 为什么 Oh, about what?
我不知道你和汤姆是不是吵架了 Well, I don't know if you and Tom had a fight,
但是她好像觉得你们俩要分手 But she has it in her head that you guys are splitting up.
我的天 Oh, my god.
不不不 不用"我的天" No, no. No "Oh, my god."
我告诉她不要担心 I told her not to worry.
我告诉她你们俩之间不会有事的 I told her nothing was ever gonna happen to you two.
我的天 Oh, my god.
汤姆离开了我 Tom left me.
其实我想到会发生这种事了 It's not like I didn't see it coming.
我只是没想到会是今天晚上 I just didn't see it coming tonight.
亲爱的 我很抱歉 Oh, sweetie. I am so sorry.
你怎么还能如此镇定 How are you even keeping it together?
现在我只想着 为十五个人准备沙拉的事 Right now I'm just... thinking about making salad for 15.
我知道这很困难 I know how hard this is.
相信我 不管结果怎样 You know, but trust me, however it turns out,
你会挺过来的 因为你有朋友在身边 You're gonna get through this because you've got your friends.
还有汤姆 And Tom.
看 勒奈特 Look, Lynette.
是汤姆 It's... Tom.
很显然 做沙拉用不着三个人 Well, obviously, you don't need three people to make a salad,
我回雷尼家去了 so I'll head back to Renee's.
我们一会见 And I'll see you in a bit?
你要摆餐叉吗 You wanna set out the forks?
餐叉 Forks?
你去哪儿了 Where the hell have you been?
食谱里有蜜橘 The recipe called for mandarin oranges.
你告诉过我要去买蜜橘 You told me to get mandarin oranges.
我是昨天说的 而且我自己已经买了 Yesterday, and I went and got them myself.
我可不知道 现在我们有两份了 Well, I didn't know that, so I guess we have extra now.
但是 But...
你的行李箱怎么不见了 I didn't see your suitcase.
在衣柜里呢 It's in the closet.
大家很快就要来了 People will be coming soon.
我去准备餐叉 I'll get the forks.
我不知道有没有跟你说过这话 I don't know if I've told you this,
但你能回来可真好 孩子 but it's nice having you back on the lane, kid.
谢谢你这么说 凯伦 Aw, thanks, Karen.
我不在的这整整一年里 You know, in the year I was gone--
行了 行了 后面还排着队呢 Okay, okay. You're holding up the line.
你能边盛菜边说吗 Talk and serve, huh?
雷尼呢 Where's Renee?
我想她不会来了 I don't think she's coming.
她刚知道她前夫要结婚了 She just found out that her ex is getting married.
道格 Doug?
是的 她相当颓废 Yeah, she's pretty devastated.
你今晚别想见到她了 I don't think you'll be seeing her tonight.
大家好啊 Hello, everybody!
这是我的男伴埃德加 This is my date Edgar.
-酒保 -不仅是个酒保 - The bartender? - Not just a bartender.
-酒保加模特 -主要是平面广告 - Bartender/model. - Uh, print ads, mostly.
也许你们在上周日的《美景镇先驱报》中见过我 Maybe you saw me in last Sunday's "Fairview herald"?
我就是那个"看表男" I was "Guy checking watch."
给他们露一手 Oh, show 'em!
好吧 All right.
他是不是很棒 Isn't he good?
就好像 他真是很迫切地需要知道时间 It's like, he really needs to know what time it is.
喝得烂醉如泥 还不怕出丑 Drunk off her ass and not afraid to show it.
是我喜欢的类型 My kind of gal.
查克 Chuck?
关于你妻子的那些新要求 About, um, those new demands your wife made...
有些事情你应该 there's something you should--
你知道吗 多琳 我不在乎 Hey, hey. You know what, Doreen? I don't care.
把钱和湖边小屋都拿走 Take the money and the lake house.
只要能摆脱你 It's worth all that and more
这些都不算什么 再见 to finally be free of you. Good-bye!
你不必那么做的 You didn't have to do that.
我就是这么做了 我一天也忍不了了 I did. I couldn't let that drag on one more day.
仅仅为了我们能上床 就放弃了你的度假屋 But to give up your vacation home just so we can have sex?
这不是原因 That's not why I did it.
那地方到处都有她的影子 That place is full of memories of her.
我既然想和你在一起 Now why would I want to hold on to those when I could be making
-为什么还要揪住过去不放呢 -查克 - new memories with you? - Oh, Chuck.
当然我也想和你上床 Also I wanna have sex with you.
晚宴一结束 Mmm. And we will...
我们就去疯吧 as soon as this dinner party is over.
还有多少道菜 How many more courses?
我想我们可以不吃沙拉 I guess we could skip the salad.
晚上好 Good evening.
晚上好 Evenin'.
我们的相遇可有意思了 It's a really funny story, how we met.
你来讲 You tell it.
不 你讲得更好 No. You tell it so much better.
你们都不用讲 You don't have to tell it.
你们一小时前见面的时候 我们都在 We were there when you met an hour ago.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我能和你谈一下吗 Can I talk to you for a minute?
你和这个男人在搞什么 What are you doing with this guy?
这个男人 "This guy"?
他是我遇到的最好的男人 This guy is the best thing that ever happened to me.
你说话小心点 And you better be careful,
否则我就不邀请你参加婚礼了 没错 or you might not be invited to the wedding. That's right.
我觉得自己很可能成为下一任 什么太太 I could easily see myself being the next Mrs. Renee...
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
你想喝一杯吗 You want one?
想喝一杯 不 Want one? Uh, no.
我得喝一杯 Need one?
能不能告诉我 So you wanna tell me
你为什么买蜜橘买了俩小时 why it took you two hours to find mandarin oranges?
你去干什么了 What were you doing?
离家出走 Leaving.
为什么又回来了 What made you come back?
我不能就这么走了 I couldn't do it that way.
我一直在想象着在晚宴上 I kept thinking about you at the party,
大家问你我在哪里 你却答不上来 people asking you where I was, and you having to make stuff up.
这是不对的 It wasn't right.
我对婚姻最大的恐惧 My biggest fear about marriage
就是有一天你会离开我 was that someday you'd leave me.
我 I...
我的父母分开了 I grew up in a home where people left,
我好不容易才走出阴影 and I had to clean up after,
我不想再经历一次这种事 and I just couldn't go through that again.
所以 当我发现你的行李箱不见了 And so... when I didn't see your suitcase,
我想 历史重演了 I thought, well, here it is.
我最害怕的事情发生了 他走了 My worst fear--he's gone.
然后我想 And then I thought, oh!
真该死 Damn!
佩奇的汽车座椅还在汤姆的车里 Paige's car seat is in Tom's car,
我还得再买一个新的 and I'll have to get a new one.
你刚刚离开了我 而我却在想汽车座椅 You had just left me, and I was thinking about a car seat.
真是太奇怪了 我一直等着自己 It was so weird. I kept waiting to feel...
崩溃的一刻 然而 我却觉得 devastated, but instead, I-I felt...
我不知道 我 I didn't know. I...
我找不出一个词来形容 Ugh. I couldn't put a name to it.
然后 当 Then, when...
我走进家 你回来了 I walked in, and you were back...
我突然明白 I suddenly realized what I had been feeling
你离开之后我是什么感受了 the whole time you were gone.
是一种解脱 It was relief.
我彻底解脱了 I... was relieved.
如果你们不多供应些油炸面包丁 Hey, if you guys don't put out more croutons,
-客人们就要暴动了 -我们这就过去 - You're gonna have a riot on your hands. - We'll be right there.
我们该怎么对大家说 What are we gonna say to people?
什么都不说 Nothing.
今晚苏珊才是主角 It's Susan's night.
是啊 我们得先告诉孩子们 Yeah, and we shouldn't tell anyone until we tell the kids.
天啊 孩子们 Oh, god. The kids.
看来一年的禁欲让你备受煎熬 Oh! I'm sure a year of celibacy was tough on you,
不过作为你解禁后的第一个女人 but as the person who benefited from it,
我不得不说 all I can say is...
-我的天啊 -多谢夸奖 - Oh, my god. - Thank you.
不是你 是我的鸡肉 No, no, no. The chickens.
20分钟前就应该从烤箱里端出来了 I should've taken them out of the oven 20 minutes ago.
可千万别 I hope they're not...
不要啊 烟雾警报响了 Oh, no! The smoke alarm!
又要换地方吗 We're moving again?
去布里家里吃主菜 Now we go to Bree's for the main course.
我就不明白了 这有什么好玩的 I don't get it. Is this supposed to be fun?
不好玩 罗伊 不过是免费的 Not fun, Roy. Just free.
现在就该过去了吗 So shall we go?
是啊 我看时间 差不多了 Yeah, I guess it's that... time.
怎么又来看表这一套 Again with the watch bit?
怎么了 你不是喜欢我看表的姿势吗 I don't get it. You used to love that.
人是会变的 Oh, people change.
别闹了 Stop it.
开扇窗户 Open a window!
都烤糊了 Oh, no! They're ruined!
天啊 把烤糊的部分切掉不就行了吗 Ah, god. Can't we just scrape off the burnt parts?
从里到外都是糊的 There's nothing but burnt parts!
-赶紧让烟散了 -好的 - Oh! Help me clear the smoke. - Sure.
有人吗 Hello?
-客人来了 -有人在吗 - They're here! - Anybody home?
这怎么见人 扣上 把衬衣扣子扣上 Look at us! Button--button your shirt!
-衬衣上没扣子 -什么 - I don't have any buttons. - What?
-是你把扣子都扯掉的 -不是吧 - You're the one who ripped them off. - Oh, no!
才准备好沙拉的 ...the salad to get ready.
出什么事了 What the hell would've happened?
各位好 Hello, everyone.
很不好意思地告诉大家 I'm embarrassed to admit it, but, um...
我的烤箱坏了 my oven malfunctioned.
它最近经常出问题 我以为已经修好了 It's been very erratic lately, and I thought I'd fixed it.
可是刚刚 我和查克 But, uh, Chuck and I
-去地下室 选一瓶红酒 -没错 - went to the cellar to... choose a wine... - Yeah.
选好以后 And when we were done,
烤箱里的鸡肉就糊了 my... entry was smoking.
我相信 I'll bet it was.
查克 你的衬衣怎么成这样了 Hey, Chuck, what happened to your shirt?
布里刚才说了 Well, as Bree's already pointed out,
厨房里到处是烟 it was very smoky in the kitchen.
当时没有毛巾来扇风 And I couldn't find a towel to wave it away.
我就 脱掉上衣 然后 So I, um, I used my shirt, and...
然后用上衣把烟都扇走 and I waved it so...
扇的时候用力过猛 vigorously that, um,
扣 扣子 都被甩掉了 all--all the--all the buttons came off.
要不我借他一件衬衣穿上 Should I offer to loan him a shirt?
你敢 Don't you dare.
总之 Anyway, um...
我们现在去买几只烤鸡 We are going to go pick up some roast chickens.
烤鸡 Chickens.
各位 先喝着 So, uh, enjoy the wine and...
拿上我的鞋 Get my shoes.
我们尽快回来 Uh, and we will be back as soon possible.
走吧 Let's go.
再见了 See ya.
怎么了 What?
这一杯还要喝吗 You really think you need another one?
你是在数我喝了几杯吗 Are you counting my drinks now?
我数不到这么大的数 I don't think I can count that high.
你认识我的时候就知道我喜欢喝酒 You knew I drank when we met.
你不就是酒保吗 You were the bartender!
宝贝 我们 这是怎么了 Oh, baby. What's--what's happened to us?
咱们以前从不吵嘴的 We never used to fight.
听着 Listen,
我们之间早就没有感情了 I think this has been over for a long time.
你要跟我分手吗 You're dumping me?
不是你 It's not you. It's...
是我的问题 It's me.
不过其实主要还是因为你 But it's mostly you.
通知一下 Well...
我和埃德加分手了 Edgar and I are over.
那真遗憾 I'm sorry.
不过你还可以尽情享用沙拉 But you'll always have the salad course.
我这是唬谁呢 Ugh. Who am I kidding?
都是因为道格 This was all about Doug.
他当时和蒂娜偷情 When he cheated on me with Tina,
我以为他就是厌倦了婚姻 I-I thought he was just sick of being married
想鬼混一阵子罢了 and just wanted to screw around.
结果人家两个现在要结婚了 But now he's marrying her,
也就是说他真正厌倦的 是我 which means what he was sick of was me.
好吧 Okay, um,
莫非你是全世界最感同身受的朋友 either you are the most sympathetic friend of all time,
要么你就是为别的事在伤心 or something else is going on here.
跟我说说 Tell me.
我和汤姆分开了 Tom and I are separating.
不会吧 No.
不可能啊 你们怎么会分开呢 No. No, no, not you guys.
我没事的 It's all right.
这样对谁都好 I think it's for the best.
那当然 Oh, absolutely.
等等 应该说是 Wait a minute. This should be about...
-还要鸡肉吗 -不了 - More chicken? - Mnh-mnh. No.
我马上回家准备甜点 I should run and get dessert ready.
等等 等等 我有话要说 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I have something I wanna say.
我和麦克在此感谢大伙 Mike and I just wanna thank you guys
谢谢你们为我们准备如此丰盛的晚宴 for planning this wonderful dinner for us.
雷尼 我们享用了你的美酒 Renee, uh, we really enjoyed the drinks,
同时你也享用了酒保 and you seemed to enjoy the bartender.
勒奈特 你和汤姆的沙拉棒极了 And, Lynette, you and Tom make a great salad,
你们真是珠联璧合的一对 and an even better team.
至于布里 And, Bree,
这可是你第一次 for the first time ever,
把主菜烤焦 you burned the main course...
这真是最好的礼物 which was the perfect tribute to me.
知道吗 离开大家的这段日子 You know, um, living away from you guys
我度日如年 has been hard for me,
因为朋友一旦住的远了 Because when friends live apart,
就可能分道扬镳了 they sometimes grow apart, too.
但无论我们的生活有多疯狂 多忙碌 But no matter how crazy or busy our lives are,
总有机缘让我们重新走到一起 something always seems to happen to bring us back together,
就从今晚 这顿晚餐开始 and that started tonight... with this dinner.
愿我们共度更多美好时光 May we have... many, many more.
该死 差点就忍住了 Aw, damn. Almost made it.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
干杯 Cheers.
好了 趁还没哭出来 我先走一步 Okay, now I am leaving before I lose it.
准备好了 我会打给你们 I will call you guys when it's ready.
好的 Okay.
你好啊 加布丽尔 Hola, Gabrielle.
我的天 Oh, god!
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
我知道你让我不要回来 I know you told me not to come back,
但我打赌 你没了枪 but I'm bettin' you won't be so tough
就不会这么强悍了 without your gun.
我说了叫你走 I told you to leave.
我照办了 我出城走了50英里 And I did. I go 50 miles out of town,
但就是忍不住想你说的那些话 but I just couldn't stop thinkin' about all those things you said.
你把我说得像个禽兽 You made me sound like a monster.
-我说的都是实话 -真的吗 - I only said what was true. - You sure?
你说到当时自己还是处女的时候 'cause when you said that thing about being a virgin,
我差点笑出来 I almost had to laugh.
什么 What?
拜托 加布 Come on, Gaby.
你那时穿的超短裙 Those short skirts you wore...
紧身衣 Those halter tops...
你就是个小荡妇 You were a little slut.
变态 混蛋 You sick bastard.
不不不 之前都是你在说 No, no, no, no, no, no. You did all the talkin' before.
现在轮到我了 乖乖坐下 Now it's my turn. Sit down.
离我远点 Stay away from me.
我还记得在你房间的那些夜晚 宝贝 I remember those nights in your room, baby.
亚历亨德罗 住手 Alejandro, stop.
只要我用手捂住你的嘴 And as far as me putting my hand over your mouth,
你妈妈就听不见 that was so your mother wouldn't hear
你享受的呻吟声了 how much you were enjoying it.
他突然进来 突然闯进来 站在那儿 He came in. He came in, and he was standing there,
我太害怕了 我什么办法也没有 And I was so scared, and I couldn't do anything.
-什么也做不了 -没关系的 - I couldn't. - It's okay.
我什么也做不了 什么也做不了 I couldn't do anything. I couldn't do anything!
好了好了 Okay, okay, hey, hey, hey!
趁他还没醒过来 我们报警吧 Let's call the police before he wakes up.
天啊 Oh, god.
怎么了 What?
没脉搏了 There's no pulse.
他死了 我杀了他 He's dead. I killed him.
那是正当自卫 他拿了我的枪 But it was self-defense. I mean, he had my gun.
你的枪 我放保险柜里了 Your gun? I put that in the safe.
不对 No.
是他拿了 He had it.
他就揣在怀里 就在 He had it right here. It was...
就在这儿的 It was here.
我杀了一个手无寸铁的人 I just killed an unarmed man.
加布 我还以为你会打来呢 Gaby, I thought you were gonna call.
是啊 都过了十五 Yeah, it's been 15--
怎么回事 What... happened?
这人是谁 Who is that?
我的继父 My stepfather.
就是那个 The one who...
他死了吗 Is he dead?
是啊 我杀了他 Yeah. I killed him.
这太糟了 真是太糟了 This is--this is bad. This is really bad.
这个人闯进你家 The man was in your house,
加上他对你做的那些事 And you had every reason to be scared
你完全有理由慌掉的 after what he did to you.
我从没报过案 没人知道真相 I never reported him. No one knows.
他们只会知道 他来到这里 They're only gonna know that he was here,
手无寸铁 而卡洛斯杀了他 and he was unarmed, and-- and Carlos killed him.
现在为了保护我 他就要去坐牢了 And now he's gonna go to jail because he was trying to protect me!
冷静一下 我们需要时间好好想想 Calm down. We just need time to think.
没时间了 We don't have time.
大家都来了 Everybody's coming.
包括你的男朋友 那个警探 Including your boyfriend, the detective.
是我杀了这个伤害我妻子的杂种 I killed the son of a bitch who hurt my wife.
如果我要因此而坐牢 我也愿意 If I have to go to prison, I will.
你不会的 That's not gonna happen.
抱歉 要是这杯子再大点 Sorry, if these glasses were bigger,
我就不会一直要续杯了 I wouldn't have to keep asking.
也许是你不该喝这么多鸡尾酒 Maybe you're not supposed to drink a lot of blue.
抱歉 失陪了 Oh, excuse me. Pardon me.
这里真有趣 Hey. This was fun.
我喜欢你的朋友 I like your friends.
我很高兴 Oh, I'm glad.
这草莓酱弄得到处都是 This strawberry sauce gets everywhere.
有许多事 可以让朋友们紧密相连 There are many things that bind friends together...
分享彼此的糗事后相视一笑 Sharing a laugh over an embarrassing incident...
身处困境时互相的慰藉 Comforting each other in times of need...
发自内心的宽容原谅 Finding it in our hearts to forgive.
但最能令朋友心手相依的 But the thing that binds friends together the most...
是一个共同的秘密 is a secret...
一个足以 that changes...
颠覆一切的秘密 everything.