《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
我需要一个财务总监 I need a C.F.O. Prepared to give you
我准备给你股份期权 你还能调用专机 stock options, access to the company jet.
汤姆得到了一份盛情难却的工作邀请 Tom got a job offer he couldn't refuse.
-我入伙 -没错 - I am in. - Yes!
在透析时 苏珊结识了一位朋友 At dialysis, Susan made a friend.
贝丝走上了绝路 Beth took her life,
而苏珊因此得到了一颗肾 which led to Susan getting a kidney...
请允许贝斯助你康复 以缅怀她的生命 Honor Beth's life by allowing her to make you well.
菲丽莎重获了自由 And Felicia being freed.
我已经从假释裁决委员会获悉 I just heard from the parole board.
他们决定批准你要求 They've decided to grant yourequest
人道主义释放的申请 for humanitarian release.
亚历克斯离开我了 Alex left me.
我的天 Oh, honey.
大概是厌烦了跟一个酒鬼一起生活 I guess he just got sick of living with a drunk.
布里帮助儿子应对酒瘾 And Bree helped her son face his addiction.
布里·范德坎普当初戒酒时 When Bree Van de Kamp decided to stop drinking,
她节制的秘方是12步戒酒法 her recipe for sobriety was the 12 steps of alcoholics anonymous.
她承认自己对酒精无抵抗能力 She admitted she was powerless over alcohol...
她祈求上帝帮助她克服弱点 She asked god to remove her shortcomings.
她做了一份清单 列出她曾伤害过的人 She made a list of all the people she had harmed.
当她的儿子安德鲁决心戒酒 So when her son Andrew decided to stop drinking,
布里很欣慰看到他遵循了这些步骤 Bree was pleased to see him follow those steps
如同她当年一样成功 as successfully as she had.
让我再看一次 Let me see it again.
30天滴酒未沾 真为你骄傲 Ahh. 30 days sober. I am so proud of you.
我感觉好极了 妈妈 I feel great, mom.
会越来越好的 And it gets better all the time.
只要坚持参加戒酒会 完成那些步骤 Just keep going to meetings and working those steps.
不过我卡在第八步上了 Yeah, I kind of stalled out around number eight, though.
那一步最难做到 Ooh, that is a tough one.
没人愿意列出他曾经伤害过的人 No one likes to make lists of people they've done harm to,
尤其是要自己亲笔写出来 particularly with your penmanship.
不是 我列出了清单 No, I wrote the list.
但现在我要去赔礼道歉 But now I have to make the amends,
其中有一个人 我觉得很对不住他 and there's one person I've been really awful to.
我知道看上去很难 但不妨一试 Well, I know it seems difficult, but give it a chance.
有些人比我们想象中的宽容 Some people are more forgiving than we give them credit for.
-你以为我在说你吗 -当然是我 - You thought I meant you? - Well, of course I did.
妈 Aw, mom.
恕我冒犯 但你在名单靠下的位置 Uh, no offense, but you're way down the list.
你好像在第七位吧 I think you're, like, seventh.
才第七 Seventh?
我倒想知道排我前头六位都是何等人物 I'd like to know about these six people ahead of me.
你偷过他们的钱包吗 Did you steal their pocketbook?
撞坏过他们的车吗 Did you wreck their car?
用菜刀砍穿过他们的肖像画吗 Stick a kitchen knife through an oil portrait of them?
-冷静 -我冷静不下来 - Okay, calm down. - I will not calm down.
我很气愤你认为你对别人的伤害大过我 I resent you thinking you've harmed anyone more than me.
事实的确如此 Well, I have.
如果要赔礼道歉 我需要马上 And if I'm gonna make amends, I need to start now...
从清单首位开始做起 with the top of the list.
那个人是谁 谁是这位头号受害者 And who might that be? Who is this victim number one?
索利斯先生 Mr. Solis.
是的 布里会切实履行着12个步骤 Yes, Bree was diligent about following the 12 steps.
毕竟 算是我杀害了他的妈妈 After all, I did sort of kill his mom.
但即使她也明白 物极必反 But even she could recognize a step too far.
安德鲁 等一下 Andrew, stop!
绝望的主妇 第七季 第十八集 Desperate Housewives S07 E18
我们教育孩子们要勇于承认错误 We teach our children to apologize when they make a mistake.
告诉他们推卸责任是不对的 We tell them that it's wrong to blame others...
或是假装从未发生过 or pretend it never happened...
亦或饰非掩过 or try to cover it up.
但有时 道歉 But there are those times when apologizing...
卡洛斯 耽误你几分钟 Hey, Carlos! You got a minute?
才是最大的错误 is the biggest mistake of all.
没问题 Be right there.
安德鲁 停下 你真的要认真考虑下 Andrew, stop. You really need to think about this.
妈 你了解这一步的具体做法 Mom, you know what the step says--
直接向我们伤害过的人赔礼道歉 make direct amends to those we have harmed.
除非这样做会伤害到当事人或其他人 Unless to do so would injure them or others.
如果卡洛斯知道了真相 相信我 And if Carlos finds out, trust me,
他会伤害其他人的 he's going to injure others!
小伙子 怎么了 Hey, buddy. What's up?
有件事情我一直没跟你说 You know, there's something I never told you...
是的 自从雷克斯去世后 Uh, yes. How wonderful
感谢你对他无微不至的关怀 you were to him after Rex died.
你对他视如己出 You were like a... surrogate father.
我从未意识到这点 Oh, I don't know about that.
当然是的 你带他去打猎 You were. You took him on hunting trips,
带他去看足球比赛 看赛车 football games, car races...
我那时候不知道你是同志 I didn't know you were gay then,
要不就带你多听些音乐会了 or I'd have thrown in a few musicals.
重点是 你总是对别人那么友善 The point is, you've always been so kind to people,
从未伤害过他们 never injuring* them... or others.
那年正好我妈也去世了 Well, that was the same year that my mom died,
所以我也同样需要走出悲痛 so I was working through some grief, too.
我们能互相扶持真的很好 It was great that we could be there for each other.
那么这就是你想对我说的吗 So... that was what you wanted to tell me?
是的 是的 就是来谢谢你 Uh, yeah. Yeah, just, uh... thanks.
不用客气 No problem.
回去再奖励你一个派 Someone just earned another pie.
这栋房子是我的 无论是谁在这儿 Whoever's in here, I own this house,
我希望你立刻离开 and I want you out now!
你好啊 保罗 Well, hello, Paul.
你在这儿搞什么鬼 What the hell are you doing here?
我只是随处走走 I'm just nosing around
看看在搬进来之前 我还得买些什么 to see what I'll need to buy before I move in.
现在看来不太需要了 Not much, apparently.
我没想着这里一应俱全 I had no idea the place came furnished.
你是不是脑子进水了 Have you lost what's left of your mind?
这是我的房子 滚出去 This is my house! Now get out!
我知道是你买的它 Oh, I know you bought it.
你买下了这条街上很多房子 You bought a lot of houses on this street,
但你当初为了掩人耳目 but you didn't want people to know,
所以你把这栋房子登记在贝丝的名下了 so you put this one in Beth's name.
那又怎样 我是她丈夫 So what? I was her husband!
而她也没有立过遗嘱 And since she never made a will...
她立过遗嘱 保罗 很多年前 Oh, but she did, Paul, years ago.
根据那份遗嘱 And according to that will,
这栋房子以及里面全部的物品都归我所有 I own this house and everything in it.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness!
这是古斯塔夫·斯蒂克利出品的吗 Is this a Gustav Stickley?
你真的以为这条街上的人愿意 Do you really think the people on this street
与一个变态控制狂为邻吗 want a manipulative psycho for a neighbor?
都接受你住这了 Well, they let you live here,
我想他们也不会这么不近人情 so I'm guessing the zoning laws aren't all that strict.
如果他们要刻意疏远我 也随意 If they wanna shun me, let them.
我不会觉得孤单的 I won't be alone.
因为有我女儿相伴左右 I'll have my daughter with me.
天啊 你偷了她的骨灰 My god. You stole her ashes?
我没偷 I did not steal them.
你总是不假思索就把我往坏处想 You are so quick to think the worst of me.
我不过是去了趟墓地管理处 I just went to the mausoleum and
跟他们解释了一下我的合法权益 I explained my legal rights.
你的权益 Your rights?
那我的权益呢 她是我老婆 What about my rights? She was my wife!
我说你不能来探访她了吗 Did I say you couldn't visit her?
想来随时来 保罗 Drop by anytime, Paul.
我的大门永远向你敞开 My door is always open.
苏珊 一切指标都正常 Everything looks great, Susan--
你的血液循环 肌酸水平 Your blood work, creatine levels.
很明显 你的移植手术做得很成功 You're, like, the poster girl for kidney transplants.
那是说我能吃咸食 也能过性生活了吗 Does that mean I can have salty food and sex again?
盐要适度 你应该再坚持两周 Salt in moderation. You should wait two more weeks
才恢复正常的性生活 before resuming normal sexual activity.
我和麦克已经等了一个月了 Mike and I have already waited a month.
等是再正常不过的了 There's not going to be anything normal about it.
好吧 下次检查见 Okay, well, I'll see you at your next checkup.
你一会儿要去哪 Where are you off to?
我一定要去趟购物中心 Well, I am definitely going to the mall
好好享受身为残疾人的最后几个小时 to enjoy the last few hours of my handicap placard.
这之前我要去透析中心 First I'm going to the dialysis center
看看我的朋友迪克·巴罗斯 to visit my friend Dick Barrows.
你不用去透析中心了 Oh, you don't have to go to the dialysis center.
他现在医院 昨天办的住院手续 He's here in the hospital. He was admitted yesterday.
高大阴暗偏执男 Hey, tall, dark, and jaundiced.
德尔非诺 你来啦 Delfino.
过来点 Come closer.
我闻闻你身上有没有新肾的气息 I wanna see if you still have that new kidney smell.
你怎么来住院了 What are you doing here?
别的地方哪能享受到牙买加护士 Where else can you get a large Jamaican nurse
提供的4千元一天的海绵浴 to give you a sponge bath for 4 grand a day?
又病毒性感染了 Another viral infection.
真替你难过 I'm sorry.
真没想到你这么快就找到匹配的肾了 I can't believe you got a kidney so fast.
我可不敢奢望 你又有哪个邻居 I don't suppose you have any more suicidal neighbors
带着捐赠卡来自杀 with donor cards?
我当时看你写给我的康复卡可没笑 I didn't laugh when you wrote it on my get-well note,
现在也笑不出来 and I'm not laughing now.
跟你说 你真是活人里头最幸运的了 I'm telling you, you are the luckiest person alive.
可别浪费了这份运气 You should take advantage.
你赌博吗 Do you gamble?
很少 A little.
那好 等我出院了 Ah. Oh-ho, great. When I get outta here,
我带你去机场旁边的赌场玩玩 I'm taking you to that casino by the airport.
我在那鬼地方从来没赢过 I've never won in that place.
你可以当我的吉祥物 You could be my rabbit's foot.
我对赌博没有太大兴趣 I'm not big on casinos.
我更多是整日围着厨房餐桌转 I'm more of an around-the-kitchen-table,
爱跟女友们扯八卦 gossip-with-my-girlfriends,
赢光所有M&M豆的那型女人 win-all-the-m&m's kind of gal.
我该去做脊椎穿刺了 Ah, it's time for my spinal tap.
看见了吧 你不是唯一的幸运星 You see? You're not the only lucky one.
宝贝 怎么回来怎么晚 Hey, babe. You're home late.
法务部门打电话把我叫过去了 I got called down to the Legal Department.
没事吧 Is everything okay?
难以启齿 There's no easy way to say this.
不是吧 这是什么 Oh, no. What is this?
是我亲爱的... That, my dear...
是我的签约金 is my signing bonus.
10万块 $100,000.
不可能 肯定没10万 No way. It is not $100,000.
"1..." "One..."
真是 真是10万啊 It is. It's $100,000!
太难以置信了 I can't believe it!
我知道 我们应该怎么处理这笔钱 I know! What are we gonna do with it?
这个方案怎么样 Um, how about this--
去银行 换成10万张1块的 go to the bank, get 100,000 singles,
脱光了在它们上面滚上一圈 and roll around naked on them,
再向在场的每个人道歉 然后回家 and then apologize to everybody at the bank and come home!
-裸体那部分创意不错 -我的天啊 - I like the naked part. - Oh, my gosh!
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh!
好好 我们计划一下 Okay. Okay, let's think. Um...
显而易见 Obviously,
我们应该存点进孩子们的大学基金 we should put some in the kids' college fund,
再把我们的退休金账户缴足 and then top off our retirement account...
或者真正开个退休金账户 Or actually start a retirement account.
必须的 用9万块 Definitely. We should do all of that...
把这些都搞定 with 90 grand.
剩下的1万由你自由支配 The other 10 is for you to spend
买点有意思的 再买点杂七杂八的 on something fun and totally frivolous,
像貂皮背心 钻石飞盘这类的 like a mink vest or a diamond frisbee.
不不不 No, no, no...
别 勒奈特 你知道我等着自己有本事 No. Lynette, do you know how long I have waited
能跟你说这些话 等了多久吗 to be able to say this to you?
使劲花 Go crazy.
都算我头上 It's on me.
那好吧 Fine.
如果你情愿当个凯子 If you're gonna be a jerk about it,
那我就把这1万全花自己身上 I'll spend $10,000 on myself.
我们应该庆祝一下 We should celebrate!
我们出去吃饭吧 Let's go out to dinner.
那肯定 不过今晚不行 Oh, definitely. But not tonight.
我还一堆工作要做 I've got a ton of work.
行吗 周五再吃怎么样 Okay? How about Friday?
好吧 就这么说好了 Okay. It's a date.
等一下 Wait a sec.
"1..." "One..."
没错 是10万美金 Nope. That's $100,000.
我叫牌 And I'll call.
9 10 J Q K-- 顺子 9, 10, jack, queen, king-- a straight.
我不客气啦 Eat it!
我刚想说 你能回归我们的牌局真好 I was going to say how nice it is to have you back in our game,
结果你这么潇洒的说了句"不客气" until you so charmingly told us to "eat it."
-这是第三回了 -抱歉 - For the third time. - I'm sorry.
我之前手气从没这么好过 I've just never been this hot before.
我朋友今天跟我说 My friend called it today.
我现在吉星高照要走运了 He said I was on a lucky streak.
你是很幸运 都能移植肾了 Well, you are lucky. You got a kidney transplant.
如果你再继续赢我的钱 And if you take any more of my money,
你的漂亮脸蛋也得做移植了 you're gonna need a face transplant.
好吧 有谁注意到这里有什么不同吗 Okay, is anyone going to notice what's different around here?
你剪头发了 You cut your hair?
-不是 -那你真该去了 - No. - Well, you should.
我说咖啡呢 I mean the coffee.
汤姆给了我一部分他的签约金 Tom gave me part of his signing bonus
还说"使劲花" 所以... and said, "Go crazy," so...
我买了个全自动咖啡机 I bought a grind and brew coffee master.
半点折扣都没有 不错吧 Wasn't even on sale. Check me out.
要我说吗 Shall I say it?
不必 还是我来吧 你真可悲 No, please, allow me. You're pathetic.
你终于有点零用钱了 You finally get a little mad money
却用来买了个厨房小家电 and you buy a kitchen appliance?
可我不缺什么东西啊 But I don't really need anything.
亲爱的 好好看看 你缺的太多了 Oh, honey, look around. You need everything.
2个 Two.
我多不容易啊 Oh, it's hard for me.
汤姆这才工作了一个月 Tom's only had this job a month.
我以前都用优惠券 I'm used to clipping coupons
还批量购买 and buying in bulk.
我还染了头发 I even color my own hair.
谜团解开了 Ah. Mystery solved.
你怎么能熟视无睹呢 How did you let this happen?
别那样看我 我尽力了 Don't look at me like that. I tried.
我努力了好多年 I tried for years.
可她照样穿着人字拖 I couldn't even get her out of flip-flops.
也许我能略施小计 Oh, maybe I can take a shot at her.
省省吧 她只会让你伤心的 Don't do it. She'll break your heart.
反正我也无聊 打完牌 Well, I'm bored. Look, after this game,
我就带你去服装店 I am taking you to a clothing store...
那里可不卖天井家具 that doesn't also sell patio furniture and meat.
我不跟了 I'm out.
我押20块 I'll bet $20.
我全押 I'm all in.
你都没看你的牌 You didn't even look at your cards.
不需要 I don't need to.
怎么样 范德坎普 So what do you say, Van de Kamp?
玩得起吗 Did you come to play?
那就看看你什么手气 Huh. Let's see what you are made of.
3张K Three kings.
看好了 Oh, look at me!
我真该马上去买彩票 I should buy a lottery ticket right now.
是啊 然后你也不用"客气" Yes, you should, and then you should "Eat it."
这真不是我该来的地方 I so don't belong here.
那个导购也看出来了 That saleslady knows it, too.
你看到那个眼神吗 快走 Did you see the look she just gave me? Come on.
什么 等等 What. Wait.
不好意思 Um, excuse me.
我们要两份火腿三明治 We'd like two prosciutto paninis
和两杯冰卡布奇诺 and a couple of iced cappuccinos.
过街就是家咖啡厅 There's a café across the street.
别惹恼了我 Oh, please don't make me go to the enormous hassle
不然为了炒你 我可以买下这家店 of buying this place just to fire you.
霸气 Nice.
现在我们开始吧 Now let's get started.
你一定要试试这双 Oh, you have got to try these on.
不要 我不需要靴子 Nah. I don't-- I don't need boots.
试了就会想要了 You will once you try them.
感觉好像这靴子在与我的脚激吻 It's like the boot is french kissing my foot.
穿着走走 Walk around in them.
天呐 Oh, dear.
他们现在在对我的脚做什么 What they are doing to my feet now...
我都不好意思说 I can't even say.
再试试这些 Now... try these.
五百大洋的牛仔裤 $500 for jeans?
就算这兜里装着四百块我也不买 I wouldn't pay that if they had $400 in the pocket.
试试 Try them.
看我的翘臀啊 Look at my ass!
这个小翘臀哪来的 Where did that ass come from?
全靠牛仔裤啊 It came with the jeans.
你喜欢吗 You like it?
你应该看看穿上九百块那条后的臀部 You should see the ass that comes with the $900 pair.
我还需要知道那个多少钱吗 Do I even wanna know how much that is?
你只需要穿上就好 You just want to put it on.
感谢您在这里购物 斯加沃太太 Thank you for shopping with us, Mrs. Scavo.
那件衣服明天就能改好 Uh, that dress should be altered by tomorrow.
我们十点开门 We open at 10:00.
改在八点吧 Let's make it 8:00.
记得准备好牛角面包 And... bring croissants.
布里 Hey, Bree!
希望安德鲁带上雨具了 I hope Andrew brought his rain gear.
-听说那里要下雨了 -哪里 - I hear it's gonna pour up there. - Up where?
-小木屋啊 -你说什么呢 - The cabin. - What are you talking about?
安德鲁没告诉你吗 Didn't Andrew tell you?
他今早过来找卡洛斯聊了聊 He came by this morning to talk to Carlos.
是吗 He did?
是啊 卡洛斯正准备去打猎 Yeah, Carlos was just leaving for a hunting trip
还邀安德鲁同往去叙叙旧 and invited Andrew to come along for old times' sake.
安德鲁和卡洛斯在树林里 还带着枪 Andrew is with Carlos in the woods with guns?
我得去给他打电话 I have to call him.
怎么了 出什么事了 Why? Is something wrong?
是啊 出大事了 Oh, yes, something's wrong.
安德鲁疯了吗 Has Andrew lost his mind?
我想让他别想了 I tried to talk him out of it,
可他正在认真地戒酒 but he's taking this A.A. thing seriously.
看到没 这就是清醒的代价 Okay, see, this is the problem with sobriety--
会毁了我们的生活 it ruins lives.
妈的 还是打不通 Damn it. I still can't get through.
那里根本没有信号 There's no reception up there.
我开始有点害怕了 I'm starting to get scared.
你害怕了 Oh you're scared?
我将要独自抚养两个孩子 I'm gonna be the one raising two kids
而丈夫因为谋杀去蹲大牢了 with a husband in jail for murder!
而且安德鲁是同性恋 And Andrew's gay,
仇恨犯罪 又得多蹲十年 so it's a hate crime. That's ten more years!
先别慌 也许还有挽回的余地 Let's not panic. It may not be too late to stop this.
说得对 我们得尽快赶过去 You're right. We have to get up there.
我看看李能不能帮我看孩子 I'm gonna see if Lee can watch the girls.
我去床头柜拿点东西 And I have to get something out of my nightstand.
布里 你嫌那儿的枪还不够多吗 Bree, aren't there gonna be enough guns up there?
如果其中一把在我手里 那才叫够 When one of them is in my hands, then there'll be enough guns.
我只想对昨天的行为表示抱歉 I just want to say I'm sorry for the way I behaved yesterday.
你很抱歉 You're sorry?
我不相信你 原因有二 I'll give you two reasons I don't believe you.
我知道房子归我 你很不开心 I knew you'd be upset to find you'd bought me a house.
可我还是揭了你伤疤 But I still had to twist the knife.
我这是本性难移 I guess old habits die hard.
你觉得我气氛的原因是那栋房子 You think that's what die upset me--the house?
当然还有贝丝的骨灰 And Beth's ashes, of course,
不过我想做些补偿 but I wanna make that up to you.
你要都还给我吗 You're giving them back?
不 我觉得我们俩都不该留着 No. I don't think either of us should keep them.
我认为我们该一起把骨灰撒出去 I think we should scatter them together.
所以你想当然地认为 So you've picked up on the fact
我会渴望多和你待在一起 that I long to spend more time with you.
距这一小时路程的北部 There's a pretty little lake
有一个漂亮的小湖 about an hour north of here.
贝丝小时候 最喜欢那里了 When Beth was a girl, it was her favorite place.
我想她在那会开心的 I think she'd be happy there.
你可以自己一个人去啊 You could just do this on your own.
干嘛还要我去 Why do you want me there?
因为贝丝爱你 Because Beth loved you.
我想这是她的心愿 It's what I think she'd want.
而且我还没有车 And I don't have a car yet.
要不就明天十点 Shall we say tomorrow around 10:00?
十点没问题 10 will be fine.
我还需要做点三明治吗 Shall I make us some sandwiches?
如果你不介意的话 菲丽莎 If it's all the same to you, Felicia,
我自己带就好 I'll bring my own.
迪克 你醒了吗 Dick, are you awake?
真好 Oh, good.
幸运儿的事 你说的太对了 You were right about the lucky streak.
猜猜谁打牌赢了 Guess who won at poker?
你是来找迪克叔叔的吗 Are you looking for my Uncle Dick?
是啊 他回家了吗 Uh, yeah. Did he go home?
没有 No, um...
他昨晚去世了 I'm afraid we lost him last night.
什么 What?
我的老天啊 Oh, my god.
是啊 他从没提过他已病入膏肓 Yeah. He never let on how sick he was.
我叫沃里 I'm Wally, by the way.
-苏珊 -是苏珊·德尔非诺吗 - Susan. - Susan Delfino?
他有留东西给你 Uh, he left somethin' for you.
[永远不要拒绝连胜的运气]
他之前总叫我陪他去那家赌场 He was always bugging me to go out to that casino with him.
真后悔没陪他去 Now I wish I'd gone.
布里 加布 你们来这里干嘛 Bree, Gaby, what are you doing here?
-他不在 -安德鲁人呢 - He's not here. - Where's Andrew?
他去峭壁那边徒步了 He's hiking over by the cliffs.
大雨天徒步吗 In the rain?
他出发的时候不还没下雨吗 Well, it wasn't raining when he left.
你们俩慌慌张张赶来是要干嘛啊 Why'd you two come all the way out here?
我们担心安德鲁 We were worried about Andrew.
因为他 忘了带药 Because he... forgot his medicine.
他什么时候回来 So when is he gonna be back from his hike?
但愿很快吧 那些山岩雨天超滑的 Soon, I hope. Those rocks get awful slippery when they're wet.
上帝 那是血吗 Oh, my god! Is that blood?
对 我劈柴的时候弄伤了手 Yeah, I cut myself chopping wood.
那是什么 What's that?
铲子 A shovel?
上面还有稀泥 这稀泥哪来的 With fresh dirt on it! Why is there fresh dirt?
见鬼 卡洛斯 你对安德鲁做了什么 Damn it, Carlos. What did you do to Andrew?
-你说什么 -别装了 - What are you talking about? - Don't pretend!
我们知道他向你坦承了你母亲的事 We know he came clean about your mother!
我母亲 My mother?
但那只是个意外 他不是故意的撞她的 It was an accident! He didn't mean to run her over!
我也有份 You should blame me!
是我帮他处理的肇事车 I'm the one who helped him get rid of the car!
妈妈 Mom?
安德鲁 Andrew!
感谢上帝 你没事就好 Oh, thank god you're all right.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
你杀了我老妈 You killed my mother?
什么 怎么可能 谁告诉你的 What? No. No, who said that?
我们以为你跟他说了 We thought you told him.
我俩单独在木屋里 In the woods alone?
我不想活了吗 What am I, crazy?
因为你刚刚不在这 我们还看见有血 Well, you weren't here, and we saw blood...
还有铁锹上有新挖出的土 And the shovel with fresh dirt!
谁能说得清楚 Explain that!
你们没看见这还有个浴室吗 Do you see a bathroom in here?
你这个混球 卡洛斯 You son of a bitch. Carlos!
我警告你 我有枪 I'm warning you. I have a gun...
落在车上了 in the car.
公园管理员 Park ranger!
请进 Come in, please!
你们怎么挑了这么个糟糕的周末 Sorry you people picked such a lousy weekend
来我们公园度假 to enjoy our park here.
其实 我们刚刚正要离开 Actually, we were just leaving.
恐怕走不了 刚刚收到一个无线电呼叫 Oh, 'fraid not. Just got a radio call.
说一颗大松树倒了 正好挡在路口 Big old pine tree just fell across the access road.
得到明天才能清理干净 We can't clear it up till tomorrow.
所以你们得耐心等到那个时候 So you're gonna have to sit tight till then.
你的意思是我们要在这过夜了 You mean we have to stay here all night?
没错 Yep!
如果你们无聊的话 I got a deck of cards in my truck
我车上有一盒扑克 in case you get bored.
我并不担心我们没事干 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
给你 以防你想用 Here. In case you're planning
油漆桶装香槟的话 to put your champagne in a paint bucket.
不必了 I think I'm good.
看来有人是飞上枝头当凤凰了 The sad caterpillar has turned into an extravagant butterfly.
我问问汤姆什么时候回来 我好预热 I am checking Tom's E.T.A. So I know when to preheat the oven,
当然我指的不是做饭 and I'm not talking about... cooking.
我是指 I'm talking about-- uh,
我知道你指什么 请别说下去了 I know what you're talking about. Please stop.
喂 财务总监大人 孩子们都走了 Hey, mr. C.F.O., the kids are gone,
香槟已经摆进冰桶 The champagne is on ice,
我的内衣都搭配好了 and my bra actually matches my panties.
我正要打电话给你呢 我在赶去机场 I was just gonna call you. I'm on my way to the airport.
我今晚要坐专机去蒙特利尔 I've got to get to Montreal tonight on the jet.
什么 不 What? No.
不可以 今天是我们的庆祝之夜 No, this is our celebration night.
不能换个时间去吗 Can't you reschedule?
对不起 不可以 I'm sorry. I can't.
这次会议我是主角 我一定要过去 I'm a hero for landing this meeting. I got to be there.
好吧 我们只好下次了 Fine. I'll take another rain check.
知道吗 你跟我说过很多下次了 You're starting to owe me a lot of rain, you know?
我爱你 一路平安 I love you. Travel safe.
把你的手拿开 Hey. Get your mitts off that.
等他明天回来了 我们还要庆祝呢 We'll have it tomorrow when he gets back.
勒奈特 明天他又会被其他事缠住 Oh, Lynette. Tomorrow it'll be something else.
汤姆现在是大人物了 Tom is a big shot now,
他越成功 你见到他的时间就会越少 and the bigger he gets, the less you're gonna see of him.
喂 Hey...
你想要名牌服饰和珠宝 You want the clothes and the jewelry
想风风光光的 and all the other perks.
这就是相应的代价 Well, this is what they really cost.
你还参加了葬礼 You came to the funeral.
什么 What?
我母亲的葬礼 My mother's funeral.
你坐在第二排 家庭成员后面 You sat in the second row, behind the family,
安慰我们所有人 consoled us all.
什么感觉 What was that like?
挺有趣 Kind of... funny?
当然不是 非常不舒服 Of course not. It was very awkward.
不舒服 天啊 Awkward. Gosh.
很抱歉她的葬礼让你这么难受 So sorry her funeral was so tough on you.
天啊 我好饿 God, I'm so hungry.
不敢相信你们什么吃的都没带 Can't believe you guys didn't bring any food.
事实上 我带了 Actually, I brought something.
这正是我需要的晚餐 This is all the dinner I need.
太好了 这里已经气氛紧张 Oh, great. We've got tension
还携带了枪支 and firearms.
现在再加上酒精 Let's add alcohol.
卡洛斯 请把酒收起来 Carlos, please put that away.
安德鲁戒酒刚一个月 Andrew's only been sober a month.
我听说了 I heard.
整整一个月都没喝酒 A whole month without a drink.
你一定很想喝吧 You must be thirsty.
请自便 Help yourself.
不 谢谢 我不需要 No, thanks. I'm--I'm good.
好吧 我这么说 Okay, let me put it this way.
致母亲索利斯 希望她安息 To mama Solis. May she rest in peace.
你要为我母亲干杯 Are you gonna drink to my mom?
还是想侮辱她的回忆 Or you gonna insult her memory?
我想要为你母亲干杯吧 I-I guess I'm gonna drink to your mom.
卡洛斯 别闹了 你非常有权利生气 Carlos, stop it. You have every right to be angry,
但拜托 想想我们这么多年的友情 but please, think of all the years we've been friends.
友情 你觉得我们还是朋友 Friends? You think that we're still friends?
我观察了你很久 How long have I watched you
在整条街上装作不可一世的样子 play Miss high-and-mighty to the whole damn street?
而与此同时 你都只是在掩盖自己的丑事 And the whole time, you were just covering your ass!
嗨 冲我发火 Hey. Get mad at me,
不要对只不过知情的人们这样说话 Not the people who just knew about it.
人们 People?
还有谁知道这事 Who else knew about this?
这不重要 That's not important.
加布 那手势什么意思 Gaby, what was that?
没什么 有只蛾子 Nothing. It was a moth.
你早就知道了 You knew.
她我能理解 但我自己的妻子 Her I can understand, but my own wife?
看在上帝的份上 卡洛斯 别纠结了 Oh, for god sakes, Carlos, let it go.
都是陈年往事了 This is ancient history.
对我不是 我是说 Not to me. I mean, not a day went by
我没有一天不想找到真凶 that I didn't think I should have found the guy that did it.
还需要我翻旧账吗 Well, I didn't have to look far, did I?
我带他去打球 I was taking him to ball games,
邀请他的共犯参加晚宴 inviting his accomplice to dinner parties,
而我的妻子一直都了解内情 and my wife knew.
你们都滚一边去吧 You know what? To hell with all of you.
等等 卡洛斯 你去哪 Wait. Carlos, where are you going?
除了这里哪都行 Anywhere but here.
我跟你们在同一屋檐下 I don't trust myself to be
不知道会干出什么 in the same room with you people.
卡洛斯 Carlos!
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
请关闭一切电子设备 Please discontinue use of all electronic devices
我们可以用餐了 so we can begin our meal service.
你怎么在这 我们要起飞了 What are you doing here? We are about to take off.
还不到时候 Not anymore.
我让你们的飞行推迟了半小时 I pushed your flight back... half an hour.
你 什么 怎么做到的 You--what? How?
你的飞行员正在候机室后面 Well, let's just say your pilot's back at the terminal,
点着美钞 喝着咖啡 having coffee with a few dead presidents, so...
现在只有你和我 Now it's just you, me...
和两只不走运的龙虾 Oh, and two unfortunate lobsters.
你知道在一架私人喷气机上能做什么吗 Hey, you know what you can do on a private jet?
任何事情 Anything.
百无禁忌 Absolutely anything.
真不敢相信你居然这么做 I can't believe you did this.
我知道 绝世好妻对吧 I know. What a wife, huh?
不 不 我是说这样做会搞砸的 No, no, no. No, I mean it's really gonna screw me up.
我一下飞机就要跟我的团队碰头 I'm supposed to sit down with my team the moment I land.
我需要争分夺秒来准备这个会议 I need every second to prep for this meeting.
我理解 你一直很努力工作 I understand. You have been working so hard.
我只是想让你娱乐半小时 I just wanted you to have half an hour of fun.
谢谢 但你要知道 Thank you, but you need to realize...
这本身就很有乐趣 This is fun.
宝贝 我热爱这份工作 Honey, I love this job.
我以前从未觉得自己如此重要 I have never felt so valuable before.
我一走进房间 大家都不说话了 I-I walk into a room, and people stop talking.
他们看重我的想法 They want to know what Tom thinks.
我得告诉你 I got to tell you,
这家公司简直是一艘火箭飞船 this company is a rocket ship.
它正载着我去实现我的人生理想 It's taking me on the ride of my life.
那真是 That's...
我太为你感到高兴了 I am really happy for you.
我不会忘了我因何得到这份工作 And don't think I have forgotten why I have this gig.
是你给了我信心去抓住机会 You gave me the confidence to jump at it,
我非常感激 and I am so, so grateful.
这都是因为你 This is all 'cause of you.
-什么 -我能 - What? Oh. - Can--can...
要回到乐趣中了 Back to fun?
我得接 一下飞机就给你打电话 Uh, I should take this. I'll--I'll call you when I land.
好吧 Okay.
顺便说一句 你看起来很美 You look great, by the way. Oh.
嗨 我这边耽误了一会 Hey. I got a little hung up on the ground,
但我要出发了 but I'm on my way.
我接到你的电话 While I got you on the phone, um,
还有谁会参加这个电话会议 who is gonna be in on this conference call?
是的 不 泰德不行 Yeah--no. N-n-not Ted.
我想试着保留这个... I-I want to try to keep this...
苏珊 Susan.
罗伊 我都不知道你也来赌场 Roy. I didn't know you came here.
每周四 Every Thurday,
凯伦在我口袋里塞50块 拍拍我的屁股 Karen sticks 50 bucks in my pocket, pats me on the butt,
要我全输掉 或赢双倍再回家 and tells me not to come home till I blow it or double it.
玩老虎机 So slots?
那两个我说不好 但我想洛蒂还可以 I can't speak for those two, but I think Lottie gets around.
不 我说老虎机 No. Slots.
是 对了 请坐 Oh! Oh, yeah. Hey, sit down.
谢谢 但我要去玩扑克 Oh, thanks, but, uh, I'm gonna try the poker room.
你不会要去那吧 Oh, you don't want to go in there.
那儿的人都会出老千 Those guys are just a bunch of sharks.
我不会待太久 I'm sure I won't be here long.
我是替朋友来玩的 I'm playing for a friend.
100块吗 你可真实诚 100 bucks? You're an honest woman.
要是有人给我这些赌金 When somebody gives me money to gamble,
我立马塞到荷包里 I pocket it
之后再告诉他们钱输光了 and tell 'em they lost.
你是例外 洛蒂 Except you, Lottie.
你的钱真输光了 You actually lost.
你笑什么 What's so funny?
我在想要是贝丝 Just wondering what Beth
看到我俩现在这样 会怎么想 would think if she could see us now,
共处一车 俨然一副同赴野餐的情景 driving along like we're off to a picnic.
我想她会感到欣慰的 I think she'd be glad.
我们的仇恨害死了她 Our hate was what killed her.
她无法让我们任何一人满意 She couldn't please either of us
又不让另一个人受伤 without hurting the other,
所以选择离开 so she just walked away.
她也许在想 So maybe she's thinking,
"真好 我死了他们就又能好好相处了" "Oh, great. Now they get along."
或者 "迟来总比不来好" Or "Better late than never."
-给我说说 保罗 -说什么 - Tell me something, Paul. - What?
她临死之前痛苦吗 Did she suffer at the end, in her last conscious moments?
我不知道 她死的时候我不在她身边 I don't know. I wasn't there when she died.
我没说贝丝 我是说我姐姐 No, I didn't mean Beth. I meant my sister.
她死的时候你肯定在场 You were there for that one.
说什么呢 菲丽莎 For god sakes, Felicia.
这个迷已经在我心中郁结了好多年 I've wondered about this for years.
我带了监听装置 保罗 I'm wearing a wire, Paul.
我不想搜你身 还是把它扔了吧 And I'm not gonna frisk you to make sure, so let's drop it.
想一想 Think about it.
我们都见证了我们最爱的人死去 We both saw someone we love be destroyed.
先是我姐姐害你妻子自杀 First my sister drove your wife to kill herself.
你总算承认了吗 You admit that? Finally?
是的 保罗 我承认 Yes, Paul, I do.
出于对你妻子的爱 You loved your wife,
你杀了我姐姐 so you killed my sister.
我爱我姐姐 I loved my sister,
所以我想置你于死地 so I tried to destroy you.
而代价呢 And who paid the price for it?
就是贝丝 Beth.
我只是希望通过今天这种方式 I just hope that by doing this together,
让这个恶性循环就此打住 we can put a stop to this awful cycle,
尽弃前嫌 and reach some sort of... closure.
我完全同意 I'm all for closure.
我的50块输完了 Well, I lost my $50,
但随后从虾饭里找补回来了 but I ate my weight in shrimp.
整体来说 今天还不赖 你怎么样 So all in all, a good day. How you doing?
还行 I'm okay.
对 你没剩多少了 Yeah, you got a little left.
那是多少 60块 What's that, 60 bucks?
孩子 很不错了 Good for you, kid.
这些是1000美金的筹码 Those are $1,000 chips.
我全下了 I'm all in.
1000美金 你押6000块 $1,000? Y-you bet $6,000?
你疯了吗 What are you, nuts?!
她疯了 我们不下了 She's nuts. We're taking these back.
下了注就不能收回 先生 Hands off the table, sir.
既然大叔都说实话了 我跟 Grandpa must know something. I'll call.
2对 一对K一对4 2 pair, kings over 4s.
三个A 这娃手里居然有三个A Three aces! The kid had three aces!
苏珊 你赢了一万二 Susan, you won over $12.
我知道 I know.
我只是 I just...
不断地 keep...
赢 winning.
你还每赢必哭 真是奇怪 And you cry every time. You're weird.
苏珊 你怎么了 Susan, what's wrong?
我朋友 My friend...
你朋友肯定开心死了 Your friend is gonna be thrilled.
你帮他赢了这么多钱 You just won for him.
他昨天去世了 He died yesterday.
他早想让我来这儿 He wanted me to come here.
他说我是个幸运儿 He said I was on a lucky streak.
他说对了 我的确是 And he was right. I am.
但是 But...
为什么 Why?
为什么我赢钱的时候别人都在输 Why do I keep winning while other people lose?
为什么我得到了肾源 And why did I get a kidney
那些好人却只能等死 while good people died?
哪有这样的道理 It doesn't make any sense.
我以前跟个叫乔·丹斯卡的人 I served in Korea with this guy,
一起在韩国服兵役 Joe Dansak--
那家伙超搞怪 还在他头盔里酿威士忌 Funny as hell, he made whiskey sours in his helmet.
有一天 我们出去巡逻 One day, we're out on patrol.
我听到一个飞砰弹从我耳边飞过 I felt something whizz past my ear,
我转过身 就看到乔倒在地上 I turned and looked, and Joe was on the ground.
他死了吗 He was dead?
当然 Yeah.
那晚 我问中士 That night, I asked the sergeant,
"为什么他死了而我活着" "Why was it him and not me?"
他微微摇头 然后说道 He sort of shook his head and said,
"不必问" "Why ask?"
所以你是想跟我说 So you're trying to tell me...
一切都是随机事件 That it is... random.
我只是极尽所能 I'm trying to do anything I can
让你别哭了 宝贝 to get you to stop crying, honey.
你真的是个幸运儿 You're on a lucky streak.
没人知道为什么 你及时行乐就好 Who knows why? Just enjoy it.
但一旦我的好运气用完了怎么办 But what happens when my luck runs out?
我知道了 I know.
这也不必问 "Why ask?"
就是不必问 Why ask?
这里怎样 How about right here?
你觉得呢 亲爱的 这里好吗 What do you think, honey? Is this a good spot?
你能不能别再跟骨灰盒对话 Would you stop talking to the urn?
弄得我浑身发麻 You're creeping me out.
我们非要吵吗 我原以为 Must we bicker? I thought
今天这件事会让我们有一个崭新的开始 the point of doing this together was to make a fresh start.
你以为我有那么傻吗 Do you really think I'm that stupid?
随便往湖里撒点骨灰就能让我信任你 That just scattering some ashes is gonna make me trust you?
我知道你不相信我 保罗 I know you don't trust me, Paul.
所以你才带着枪 It's why you brought a gun.
什么 What?
可别不承认 You're not gonna deny it.
是 那又怎样 Okay. So what?
你突然出现在我家 然后说 You show up at my house and say,
"我们一起去树林吧" "Hey, let's go to the woods together."
我不带枪那才傻呢 I'd be crazy not to bring a gun.
对啊 所以我不阻止你 那就是疯了 I know... and I'd be crazy to let you keep it.
什么 What?
你是怎么拿到的 How did you get that?
监狱里虽说住得不大舒坦 Prison's not a very nice place to live,
但我的确在那学了两下子 but I did pick up a few skills.
我带枪只是为了自卫 I just brought that for self-defense.
那我就应该相信你咯 So now I'm supposed to believe you?
保罗你看 这就是我们的症结所在 See, that's our problem, Paul.
你怎么会信任一个不信任自己的人呢 How do you trust somebody who doesn't trust you?
你提防我 所以带枪 You fear me, so you bring a gun.
我堤防你 所以偷枪 I fear you, so I take it.
冤冤相报何时了 Where does it end?
把枪放下 Just put the gun down.
要是我现在一枪毙了你 It could end right here
咱们就两清了 我也能安心睡觉了 with me shooting you just so I can sleep easier.
别犹豫 尽管开枪 Go ahead. Shoot me.
你的无期徒刑对我的死也算是个交代 At least I'll die knowing you'll rot in jail forever.
这就不一定了 Oh, I don't think so.
我会申诉自己是正当防卫 I'll plead self-defense.
毕竟我用的是你的枪 It is your gun, after all.
我会说是你拿枪指着我 You pulled it on me,
我们扭打之中不小心走火 we struggled, it went off.
我现在就能杀了你 之后安然无恙 I could kill you right now and go scot-free.
反之 我也可以这么做 Or I could do this.
我不想杀了你 保罗 I don't want you dead, Paul.
也不想咱们继续防着彼此 And I don't want us to fear each other.
我只想到此为止 你不想吗 I just want this over. Don't you?
还是你做丈夫的来吧 I think you should do the honors.
继续找找看 那个森林没那么大 Well, just keep looking. It's not that big a forest.
终于回来了 下次你让别人帮忙照顾孩子 Finally! Next time you drop your girls off for a few hours,
切记说明 孩子可能要在别人家过夜 you might mention you may not be home that night.
路被封了 我们困在了森林里 The roads were closed. We we trapped in the woods.
那也没我惨 晚宴前我准备了提拉米苏 Could have been worse. Could have been at my dinner party
结果端出来的时候 when I tried to serve the tiramisu
发现蛋糕上的"提拉"已经被舔掉了 and the "tira" Had been licked off.
好吧 李 是我的不对 Look, lee, I'm sorry, okay?
我的客人也是一对同性恋 My guests were another gay couple
本打算领养个孩子 who were thinking of adopting a child.
人家现在改主意了 They're not anymore.
李 给我喘口气的时间 Lee, cut me some slack.
我丈夫失踪了 My husband is missing.
少来这一套 Don't try to play me.
卡罗斯今天早上还打电话来 Carlos called this morning.
是吗 He did?
没错 他让我再照顾孩子几小时 Yeah. He asked if I could watch the girls
他马上就出立托顿立托顿镇了 for a few more hours while he drove out to Littleton.
我说没问题 反正我家东西都碎光了 I said, "Why not? I have very few breakables left."
他去立托顿镇干什么 What's he doing out in Littleton?
我明白了 上车 I know. Come on.
什么 别走 加布 等等 What? No, wait. Gaby, wait!
饿死我了 I'm hungry.
我去做饭 Of course you are.
撒骨灰的时候 保罗十分动情 You'll be pleased to know that Paul was very touched
你要看见了肯定很高兴 when we scattered the ashes.
最后他甚至还潸然泪下 He even teared up a little at the end.
当然了 'course...
他以为罐子里装的是你的骨灰 He thought it was really you in the urn...
而非是些炉子里的灰尘 Not just some sweepings from the fireplace.
我永远不会让你散落林间 绝不会 But I would never scatter you in the woods. No.
你应该在属于你的地方安息 You're going to stay where you belong,
就是这里 right here...
和我在一起 with me.
别为保罗担心 And don't you worry about Paul.
我会让他血债血偿的 I'll make him pay for what he did to you.
但是不能一枪毙了他 But not just by shooting him, no.
那也太快了 that's too quick, too...
太仁慈了 merciful.
这样不好 No.
死亡是最容易的解脱 Death is the easy way out.
我竟然对逝者说这个 But look who I'm telling.
卡洛斯 Oh, Carlos...
谢天谢地你没事 Thank god you're okay.
你真吓到我们了 You really scared us.
给你妈妈献花 你真孝顺 Aw. Flowers for your mom. How sweet.
少来这一套 加布 你就没喜欢过妈妈 Save it, gaby. You never liked her.
也许你说的没错 Maybe you're right.
我之前确实想不通 Maybe I didn't see
为什么她非要过多干涉你的生活 why she had to be in your life so much,
为什么她离不开你 why she couldn't just let go.
但那是因为我当时没有当妈妈 But I wasn't a mother yet.
我没意识到你永远离不开她 I didn't realize you never let go.
听我说 卡洛斯 Listen, uh, Carlos...
我们为自己之前的行为深表歉意 We are so deeply sorry for what we did.
当年安德鲁才十六岁 受我的影响 Andrew was only 16 and already abusing alcohol,
就已经学会了酗酒 所以 a habit that he learned from me, so I--
别说了 妈妈 别说了 Quiet, m-mom, please.
我是在保护你 I'm just trying to defend you.
我明白 我明白 你总是这么做 I know. I know. It's what you've always done.
我也从未拒绝 And I've let you.
所以我的生活一团糟 That's why my life has been such a mess,
但是 这件事我自己来 but, I need to do this.
这是我和卡洛斯之间的事 This is between me and Carlos.
就请你 在车里等我好吗 Just please, wait in the car, okay?
安德鲁 But, Andrew--
上车 妈妈 The car, mom!
布里 咱们上车吧 Bree, let's go to the car.
我会好好解决此事 I'm gonna make this right.
你可以控告我 可以报警 You can sue me. You can go to the police.
我愿付出代价 Whatever it takes.
你肯定很伤心 I know this must hurt.
我不是伤心 I'm not hurt.
而是骄傲 I'm proud.
坐吧 Sit down.
是的 只要犯了错 Yes, whenever we make mistakes,
就应该道歉 we need to apologize,
然后释怀 继续生活 and then we need to move on.
努力接受生活中的变化 We must try to accept the changes in our lives...
选择相信曾经的敌人 Or choose to trust an old enemy.
不再插手孩子的事 Or learn to stop fighting our children's battles.
但有些时候 But sometimes
我们造成的伤害之大 the pain we've caused is so great,
以致让人无法释怀 there is no moving on.
卡洛斯 谢谢你原谅安德鲁 Carlos, I want to thank you for forgiving Andrew.
你大人有大量 我感激不尽 You are a generous man, and I am so grateful to you.
我能进屋说吗 May I come in?
-你该下地狱 -卡洛斯 - You can go to hell. - Carlos.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我原谅安德鲁 因为他当时还是孩子 I did forgive andrew. He was a kid that made a mistake,
而你是成人 还是我的朋友 but you were an adult-- my friend--
竟然为他隐瞒 who covered up for him.
卡洛斯 求你了 Carlos, please--
打住 给我听仔细了 Mnh-mnh. Listen carefully,
这是我最后一次跟你说话 because this is the last thing I'm ever going to say to you.
咱们的友谊到此为止 不仅是你我之间 We are no longer friends, not you and me,
-还有你和加布 -你不能替我做主 - and not you and Gaby. - You can't speak for me.
这主我做定了 I just did.
今后 烧烤 No barbecues,
鸡尾酒派对 扑克都免了 No cocktail parties, no poker games.
街上碰见了 连招手都可以免了 You are not even to wave to us on the street.
今后不再往来 That's how it's going to be.
松饼你自己带回去吧 You can keep your muffins.