《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperater Housewives.
布里的新恋情开始萌芽 Bree's new romance got off to a lively start...
-所以你在向我示爱 -希望你能领情 - So you're courting me. - I'm trying to.
你什么时候才能不再欲擒故纵 When will you stop playing hard to get?
也许等你不再不择手段来追吧 Maybe when you stop playing hard to want.
勒奈特的婚姻处处碰壁 While Lynette's marriage hit the rocks.
我觉得我们俩才需要休假 I think we're the ones who need a vacation--
仅一周就好 好好整理头绪 Just a weekend, get a chance to work through all of this.
苏珊的警告... Susan's warning...
我做的这些饼干 About those cookies I made--
都别吃 有毒 Don't eat them. They're poisoned.
就是她 警官 That's her, officers.
成了供罪 Became an admission of guilt.
而盖比浑然不知... And Gaby was unaware...
一个居心叵测的人 That a dark presence
悄然来到了紫藤郡 Had arrived on the lane.
苏珊·德尔非诺一生循规蹈矩 Susan Delfino had always played by the rules.
她遵循每一条标签的指示... She obeyed every label...
尽到她公民的义务 She performed her civic duty...
从不跨越法律的界限 She respected all legal boundaries...
所以当被问及 So when she was questioned
对保罗·杨下毒的事 About the poisoning of Paul Young...
请陈述你的名字和年龄 Please state your name and age.
苏珊心乱如麻 Susan was more than a little upset.
我年龄 我年龄和这案子有什么关系 My age? What does my age have to do with it?
德尔菲诺太太 Mrs. Delfino...
我38岁 I'm 38.
这是我宣誓下的陈词吗 Am I under oath?
-不是 -38岁 - No. - 38.
我想你没搞明白 I don't think you appreciate
你目前所处的的境地有多严重 The seriousness of the position you're in.
那所学校差点有人被你毒死了 You could have killed someone at that school.
可我没有在饼干里下毒 But I didn't poison the cookies.
但你知道饼干有毒 Yet you knew they were poisoned.
对 是菲丽莎下的毒 我是说... Yes, by Felicia Tillman. I mean...
好吧 是我做的饼干 但投毒的人是她 Okay, I baked them, but she added the poison.
那就是你们合谋的吗 That was your arrangement?
不 没有 我们没有合谋 No! No, we didn't have an arrangement.
她想杀保罗·杨 She was trying to murder Paul Young.
所以你只负责把有毒的事物送过去 So all you did was deliver the poisoned food?
没错 Exactly.
不 等等 No, wait, uh...
不 我从来都被蒙在鼓里 No, I had no idea that anything was poisoned, ever.
除了这些饼干 Except the cookies.
你去找菲丽莎了解情况 她恨保罗 Look, talk to Felicia. She hated Paul.
对 可你也有理由恨杨先生 Yes, but you had your reasons for hating Mr. Young, too.
不 我喜欢保罗 他妻子把肾捐给了我 No, I like Paul. His wife gave me her kidney.
你是在一场暴乱中失去肾的 After you lost your kidney
而杨先生是暴乱的始作俑者 in a riot which Mr. Young was responsible for.
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
杨先生 Mr. Young.
他还说是他揭发了你的网上色情事业 He also said he blew the whistle on your internet porn career,
使你丢了在橡木岭学校的工作 Causing you to lose your job at the Oakridge school,
就是你投毒的这所学校 The same school you brought those poisoned cookies to.
你索性就坦白交代吧 Now how about you start telling me the truth?
我不是38岁 I'm not 38.
有进展吗 Find anything?
好 谢谢 Okay, thanks.
我们在你家后院的垃圾箱里 We found a glass vial and some syringes
找到了一个小玻璃瓶和一些注射器 in the dumpster behind your apartment.
都检测出有防冻剂 They all had traces of antifreeze.
天呐 Oh, god.
是的 苏珊·德尔非诺总是循规蹈矩 Yes, Susan Delfino had always played by the rules...
可她就快发现... But she was about to find out...
这绝非游戏 This wasn't a game.
有时 Sometimes
细枝末节让我们倍感安全 It's the little things that make us feel secure,
比如睡梦中有老友作伴 Like an old friend at bedtime...
备些小钱 以备不时之需... Money saved for a rainy day...
亦或是将咖啡杯配成情侣杯 Or matching coffee mugs.
可有时这些令人舒心的细小点滴 But there are times when these small comforts
也会遇上巨大挑战 are up against big challenges.
很高兴我们能来这里 I'm glad we're doing this.
我也很高兴 Me, too.
我们早就该来了 Should have done it a long time ago.
举双手赞同 Ha. Completely agree.
我们早该远离尘嚣 We just needed to get away from everything, just the two of us--
不带孩子 放下工作 不看电视 No kids, no work, no TV...
什么 不看电视 What? No TV?
开玩笑 这可是双全酒店 有床有棒球 Aw, come on. It's a b&b-- bed-and-baseball.
B&B 原意是带食宿的酒店
你不会当真吧 You gonna take this seriously?
对 Yes.
我非常当真 I'm taking this very seriously.
好吧 Okay.
那你想干什么 想睡觉呢 还是... So what do you feel like doing? You want to go to bed, or...
上床睡觉吧 我累了 Bed sounds good. I'm exhausted. Ooh...
除非你想... U-u-unless you want to--
不 不 No. No.
我也累了 I'm tired, too.
我们还是睡个好觉吧 Let's get a good night's sleep.
还有一整个周末逍遥快活呢 We have the whole weekend ahead of us.
一定会很愉快的 It's gonna be great.
一定会的 It's gonna be great.
谢谢你做的晚餐 太好吃了 Thanks for dinner. That was amazing.
很高兴你喜欢 I'm glad you enjoyed it.
开什么玩笑 我明天要去 You kidding? I got to chase
加倍抓坏人 才能把美餐消耗光 Twice as many bad guys tomorrow to burn it off.
晚安 查克 Good night, Chuck.
晚安 布里 Good night, Bree.
那是我没惦记的部分 That is the one part of dating that I haven't missed.
我知道 关于亲密举止的问题 I know, the whole question of intimacy.
他会亲我吗 他不会亲我吗 Will he kiss me? Will he not?
如果我亲了她会抓狂吗 Will she be mad if I try?
我不亲她 她会抓狂吗 Will she be mad if I don't?
我们何不跳过这些心理活动 Then why don't we skip all that
直接"赤诚相见"呢 and lay our cards on the table?
听起来像是两个理性的成年人的做法 Sounds like something that two reasonable adults might do.
我发觉你很有吸引力 I find you very... attractive.
我觉得你魅力四射 And I think you're a knockout.
真的吗 Really?
当然 所以... Yeah, that's why...
真折磨人... It's so hard...
我们真要"赤诚相见"了吗 Wow, we really are putting our cards on the table.
还要等等 To wait.
等等 Wait?
等我把离婚手续搞定 在此之前 Um, just till my divorce goes through, 'cause till then,
严格说来我还是已婚 这样我们就成"通奸"了 I'm technically married, so anything we do is adultery.
我很钦佩你的行为 You know what? I think that's very admirable.
是吗 Yeah?
当然了 一个管得住下半身的男人 Definitely. It's refreshing to find
是多么令人振奋啊 a man whose morality isn't compromised by his libido.
除此之外 有时候等待也是一种情趣 Besides, sometimes waiting can be half the fun.
只要知道你等的是什么甜头 And just so you know what it is you're waiting for...
现在才是约会里我开始惦记的 Now that's the part of dating I have missed.
明晚见 See you tomorrow night.
他们凭什么拘捕我 我什么都没做过 How can they arrest me? I didn't do anything.
警察在你家里找到了注射器和防冻剂 They found syringes and antifreeze at your house.
除非你是患有糖尿病 正在自杀 Unless you're a suicidal diabetic,
否则这些东西都是疑点 that's pretty suspicious.
但是我给保罗做饭的时候菲丽莎也在场 But Felicia was at my house when I was making Paul's food.
很显然 她想嫁祸我 Clearly, she's trying to frame me.
你有证据吗 Any way to prove it?
她是一个肯切掉两根手指 The woman hacked off two of her fingers
去栽赃别人的女人 to frame someone else.
她根本就是个阴谋家 She's a framer.
要指证菲丽莎 需要有证据 To implicate Felicia, we'd need some evidence
证明她一直试图谋杀保罗 that she was actively trying to kill Paul.
我能提供点线索 I might be able to help you with that.
几个月前 菲丽莎在监狱里给我打过电话 A few months ago, Felicia called me from prison,
说她想见我 said she needed to see me.
你怎么没跟我说过这件事 You never told me this.
我当时还不清楚状况 所以就去了 I didn't know what it was about, so I went.
结果她出价一万块让我做掉保罗 she offered me $10,000 to kill Paul.
什么 What?
是在探访室里吗 用的电话吗 This was in the visitor's room? On the phone?
我去查查他们有没有录音 I'll see if they have any recordings.
可能要花上一两天的时间 Might take a day or two.
这个线索很有价值 This is good.
这件事你怎么能瞒着我呢 How could you keep that from me?
不知道 可能我于心有愧吧 I don't know. I... guess I was ashamed.
为什么 你不是拒绝了吗 Why? Y-you said no.
我是考虑了一周才拒绝的 Yeah, after I thought about it for a week.
你还真想过... You actually considered--
别这样 苏珊 那个时候恰好我们 Come on, Susan. With the financial problems
正缺钱 你别忘了 we were having? And you got to remember,
曾经不出钱要我做掉保罗 我都乐意 there was a time I would have killed Paul for free.
警告你最多再玩两分钟就去洗澡 2-minute warning till bath time.
喂 Hello?
亲爱的 旅途如何 Hi, honey. How was your flight?
好 稍等 Yeah, hold on.
宝贝 爸爸找你 他正在出差 Sweetie? It's your dad calling from his business trip.
听到声音了吧 你女儿昏倒在卡通片里了 The sound you're hearing is your daughter in a cartoon coma.
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
爸爸 Hi, daddy.
好 爸爸 我也爱你 Okay, daddy, I love you, too.
记得给我带礼物 Bring me something.
上楼去 Unh-unh. Upstairs.
好 亲爱的 我也爱你 Okay, honey. Love you, too.
记得给我带礼物 Bring me something.
来了 来了 来了 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
加布 你怎么来了 Gaby, what are you doing here?
卡洛斯不让我们见面 Carlos doesn't want us seeing each other,
我也觉得我们不应该... and I really don't think we should--
借我一把枪 I need a gun.
看来我得抽点时间出来了 Well, I guess I could spare a moment.
你到底要枪有什么用啊 Why on earth do you need a gun?
胡安妮塔坚称她晚上总是看见 Juanita swears she's been seeing
一个神秘男子鬼鬼祟祟地在我家门口晃悠 this mystery man skulking around our lawn at night,
就在昨晚 我也看见他了 and last night, I think I saw him, too.
你报警了吗 Did you call the police?
开什么玩笑 And say what?
就凭他在我家门口晃悠 There's a guy on the lawn?
卡洛斯又不在家 要是有把枪防身 Look, Carlos is out of town, and I'll sleep better
我夜里会睡得踏实点 if I have a gun in the nightstand.
加布 我是不会把枪借给你的 Gaby, I'm not giving you a gun.
为什么 我都借过你那么多东西 Why not? I let you borrow things all the time.
可没有一样东西是能往人身上打洞的 Not things that put holes in people.
别这样啊 就一把小枪而已 Come on. Just a little one--
再善良的人也会用它为民除害 The kind Nancy Reagan would shoot people with.
没门 No.
求你了 我会很谨慎的 Please. I'll be really careful.
那家伙真的把我吓坏了 This guy's kind of freaking me out.
加布 如果你是认真的话 Gaby, if you're really serious,
我就在靶场给你安排一堂射击课 I will set you up with a class at my gun range,
他们会教你使用枪支的安全知识 they'll teach you about gun safety,
等你拿到执照了 you will get a permit,
到时候我再考虑把枪借你 and then we'll see about getting you a gun.
算你狠 那么在此期间 Great. So in the meantime,
如果那个神秘男子闯入我家 if skulking guy breaks into my house,
我就只能大声喊 I'm just gonna yell,
"不许动 我正在接受培训" "Freeze! I'm taking a class!"
喂 Hello?
蒂尔曼女士吗 Ms. Tillman?
我是美景镇警局的汉克·鲍威尔探员 This is detective Hank Powell of the Fairview Police Department.
您好 长官 有什么能帮您的 Hello, officer. Is there something I can help you with?
我们想请你到警局走一趟 We'd like you to come down to the station.
有些问题要问你 We need to ask you a few questions.
能透露一下是关于什么事的吗 May I ask what this is about?
等你来了我们自会解释 We'll explain it all when you get here.
如果你自己不方便来 Or if that's a problem,
我们可以派人去接你 we could have somebody come get you.
不必了 谢谢 No. Thank you.
我自己可以坐车去 I'll handle my own transportation.
原来镇上有地方可以自己做蜡烛 So there's a place in town where you can make your own candles.
做蜡烛啊 Candle making?
我希望 Hopefully,
隔壁是一家能自己做子弹的地方 It's next to a place where we can make our own bullets.
是啊 的确是个馊主意 Yeah. Does sound pretty lame.
再说 我们也不是来做工艺品的 Besides, we didn't come here to do arts and crafts.
没错 我们是来解决问题的 Right. We came here to work on stuff...
交流 talk.
那么 或许我们应该回房 然后... So... maybe we should go back to our room and...
交流一下 talk.
二位 早上好 Hey there. Good morning.
早上好 Morning.
早上好 Good morning.
你好 我叫丽萨 Hi. I'm Lisa.
这是我的丈夫 安迪 This is my husband Andy.
你好 我叫勒奈特 很高兴见到你 Oh, hi. I'm Lynette. Nice to meet you.
我也是 You, too.
-我叫汤姆 -很高兴见到你 - Tom. - Nice to meet you.
-你们是第一次来这儿吗 -甜心 谢谢 - So is this your first time here? - Oh. Thank you, sweetie.
是啊 第一次 Yep, first time.
这是我们第三次来了 我们爱死这儿了 Ohh. It's our third time. We love it here.
安静而又私密 And it's so quiet and intimate.
好的不得了 对吧 What could be better, right?
-是啊 -说的没错 - Right. - You said it.
-那今天你们有什么活动呢 -不知道 - So what are you guys up to today? - I don't know.
可能随意逛逛吧 你们呢 We'll probably just hang out. What about you guys?
我们准备去做蜡烛 We are going candle dipping.
你们想一起来吗 Any chance you want to come with?
安迪 我敢肯定他们来这儿是想独处的 Oh, Andy, I'm sure they came up here to be alone.
不知道 I don't-- I don't know...
听起来...挺好玩儿的 Sounds like it... could be fun.
是啊 我们晚点再独处呗 Yeah. We can be alone later.
一起去做蜡烛吧 Let's go dip some candles.
你知道我不能和你说话的 You know I can't talk to you.
想想看 所有盼你死的人里 Think about it. Of all the people that want you dead,
苏珊会是下手的那个吗 you think Susan's the one to do it?
邻居中 只有她坚持照顾你 She's the only person in this neighborhood who's stuck by you.
你也看到证据了 You heard the evidence.
所有食物都是从你家的厨房做出来的 All the food came from your kitchen.
你知道还有谁帮苏珊下厨吗 And you know who was helping Susan cook it?
菲丽莎·蒂尔曼 Felicia Tillman.
什么 What?
正是她出一万块让我杀了你 The same woman who offered me $10,000 to kill you.
她出一万美金让你杀了我 She offered you $10,000 to kill me?
你怎么回答的 What did you say?
我动手的话 你还能站这里和我说话吗 You're still standing here.
现在信我了吧 Believe me now?
告诉我 我昨晚看到的 So tell me, how do you know
从你家出来的那个人 你们怎么认识的 that guy I saw leaving here last night?
他叫查克 是个探员 His name is Chuck, he's a detective,
他和我最近在约会 and he and I have been seeing each other.
约会 是像交往那样吗 Seeing? As in dating?
你听起来很意外 You sound surprised.
我不喜欢传毒舌八卦 Well, I don't like spreading vicious gossip...
我坑谁呢 我爱死了 布里... Oh, who am I kidding? I love it. Bree...
他是个同志 that guy is gay.
你谁都这么说 还说汤姆·斯加沃了 You say that about everyone. You said that about Tom Scavo.
我没说他是同志 我说的是凭我的魔力 I didn't say he was gay. I said if I had magic powers,
能把他变成同志 I would make him gay.
但说回那个帅气的探员 But as far as detective hottie goes,
我曾在我最喜欢的同志酒吧见过他 I've seen him at my favorite gay bar.
不 我敢肯定不是他 No. I am sure it wasn't him.
我敢肯定是他 同志脸我过目不忘 I'm sure it was. I never forget a gay face.
我拥有科学家称作 I have what scientists call
"不忘基脸"的记忆力 a homo-graphic memory.
查克曾经有段18年的婚姻 Chuck was married for 18 years.
"曾经" 有意思 "Was"? Interesting.
失败的婚姻 连起来想想 Failed marriage. Let's connect those dots.
好吧 那怎么解释是他主动追我的 Okay, then explain why he's the one chasing me.
他是个条子 处在很男性的环境里 He's a cop. It's a very masculine culture,
现在他不能把妻子当保护伞了 and now that he can't hide behind his wife anymore,
所以他需要一个女朋友 he needs a girlfriend,
让他依旧处于直男队伍中 so he's still "One of the guys."
-不争了 -好 那就证明我错了 - Let's drop it. - Okay, tell me I'm wrong.
告诉我你和他有过最美好的性爱 Tell me you've had the best sex you've ever had.
你们做过了吧 You have had sex?
他说他想等 He said he wanted to wait.
好吧 我来宣布 Okay, I'm calling it.
基点 11点21分 Time of gay--11:21.
-意大利菜就是够味 -是啊 - There's just something about Italian food. - Yeah.
真不敢相信我吃了这么多 太好吃了 But I cannot believe how much I ate. It was so good.
太棒了 也谢谢二位 It was awesome, and thank you both.
是啊 你们不用付晚餐钱的 Yeah, you didn't have to pay for dinner...
还有午餐 Or lunch...
还有做蜡烛的课程费 Or our candle making lessons.
别客气 成为大款了 It was my pleasure. What's the point
如果不能到处挥霍 那有什么意义 of making the big bucks if you can't spread it around?
拜托 别再说"大款"了 Please, stop saying "Big bucks."
我又不是经常说 I haven't said it that much.
要是每说一次"大款" 你就给我五美分 If I had a nickel for every time you've said "Big bucks,"
我也成大款了 I'd have big bucks.
-不早了 -是啊 不能多聊了 - It's getting late. - Yeah, we should really let you guys go.
不早了吗 才十点 Late? It's only 10:00.
谁想来玩"黑桃王" Hey, who's up for a game of spades?
一种扑克牌游戏 与桥牌类似 2V2对战
来嘛 丽莎 男生对战女生 Come on, Lisa. Boys against girls.
来打一把 Let's kick some butt.
-好 不错 -好吧 - Okay. Great. - Okay. Yeah.
当时是凌晨三点 我穿着内裤滑下楼梯 So it is 3:00 A.M. I am creeping down the stairs in my underwear,
像拿大弯刀一样拿着根高尔夫球棒 holding the golf club like a machete.
我又听到了响声 是从厨房传来的 I hear the noise again, coming from the kitchen.
原来 是我们的女儿 佩妮 Turns out, it's our daughter Penny,
她想得到复活节兔子的亲笔签名 who's waiting to get the Easter bunny's autograph.
太可爱了 That's cute.
怎么了 What?
你老是这样 我在讲故事 You always do that. I'm--I'm--I'm telling a story,
你就插进来把好笑的部分讲了 and you jump in and steal the punch line.
因为你总讲个没完 'cause you go on forever.
听到了响声 检查一番 原来是佩妮 You heard a noise, you checked it out, turns out it's Penny.
笑啊笑啊笑 Laugh, laugh, laugh.
讲完后大家的思路还停留在故事的开头 Everybody's the same age as when the story started.
抱歉了 给位 Well, my apologies, everybody.
对不起 显然我没有我妻子那么能说会道 I am sorry I am not a gifted raconteur like my wife.
我能怎么说呢 汤姆 What can I say, Tom?
我就是擅长讲故事 I actually do know how to tell a story.
没错 今天你在蜡烛店 Yeah, like that spellbinder you told the guy
那通种植冬季南瓜的演说 at the candle shop today
真是把那家伙唬住了 就差那么一点点 about growing winter squash? One more second,
他就要把融蜡直接灌进耳朵里了 he was ready to pour molten wax directly into his ears.
原来你听到了 Oh, you heard that story?
我还以为你在忙着数钞票呢 I figured you were busy counting your big bucks.
已经是午夜了 Sheesh, it's midnight already.
是的 我们得回去睡觉了 Yeah, we better get some sleep.
明天还有一整天要忙呢 We got a big day tomorrow.
是吗 你们明天要做什么 Oh, yeah? What are you guys doing?
没事可做 Nothing.
-晚安 伙计们 -晚安 - Good night, you guys. - Good night.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
我想我也要去睡了 Well, I think I'm gonna turn in, too.
你要一起么 You coming?
不了 我看看电视上的比赛分数 Nah, I'm gonna check out some scores on the tv.
好的 Okay.
准备好赴我们的午餐约会了么 Hello. Are you ready for our lunch date?
我试过打电话给你 I tried to call you.
我得去见一个抢劫案的目击者 I got to interview a robbery witness.
-我真的很抱歉 -这不是你的错 - I'm really sorry. - It's not your fault,
幸运的是 我晚餐也有空哦 And as luck would have it, I'm free for dinner, too.
棒极了 伙计们 跟布里打声招呼 Great. Hey. Hey, guys, say hi to Bree.
-你好 -布里 - Hi. - Hey, Bree.
瞧见了没 我可不是吹的 我们今晚见 See? I wasn't making her up. I'll see you tonight.
他有进展了 He's processing now.
他在拘留室 40到45分钟后记得上来 He's in the holding cell. Be up in about 40, 45 minutes.
查克照的很不错 对吧 Great picture of Chuck, huh?
没错 那个跟他一起的人是谁 Yeah. Yeah. Who's, uh, that with him?
那是他的搭档皮特·克劳利 Well, that was his partner, Pete Crowley.
他们两个还是搭档么 Oh. Are Chuck and Pete still partners?
不 皮特已经不在这里了 No. Pete's not here anymore.
我希望不是发生了什么悲剧 I hope it wasn't, uh, something tragic.
不 不是悲剧 只是 No, not tragic. Just...
很怪异 weird.
抱歉 Excuse me.
他们曾做了九年的好友兼搭档 They were best friends and partners for nine years,
去年他们还一起去野营了 and then last year they went on a camping trip together.
回来后 他们就不再跟对方说话了 When they got back, they weren't speaking,
皮特递交了一份调职申请 Pete put in for a transfer,
大家都不知道到底发生了什么 and no one on the force knows what happened.
这太明显了 It's beyond obvious.
查克肯定是对这个男人动心了 Chuck must have had a huge crush on this guy.
你认为他爱上了他的搭档 You think he was in love with his partner?
拜托 Please.
我只是看了一眼他的照片 就为他沦陷了 I'm in love with him, and I've only seen his picture.
他可是选了一个热辣男做他的搭档 He picks a total hottie for a partner,
九年来他都把对他的感情隐藏起来 then sits on his feelings for nine years, until...
直到那次野营 the camping trip.
他们在森林中 They're in the woods,
呆在一个帐篷里 就只有彼此 in a tent, alone.
几杯啤酒下肚 查克就霸王硬上弓 Couple of beers, then bam, chuck pounces,
他的搭档说着 "不要啊 and his partner's all like, "Stop.
"你在干什么 不要碰我" "What are you doing? Get off me."
天 这就是我和托德·曼凯维奇的 Oh, god. It's me and Todd Mankiewicz
场景重现啊 all over again.
这太荒谬了 查克可不是同性恋 This is ridiculous. Chuck is not gay,
我会证明给你看 and I am gonna prove it.
-怎么证明 -他今晚会邀我去晚宴 - How? - He's taking me to dinner tonight,
我只需献身就当是餐后甜点啦 and I may just have to offer myself up as dessert.
你爱怎么做随你 只要你把这照片发给我 Do whatever you want. Just forward me this picture.
我去修个片 I've got some photoshopping to do.
我们的规矩是先询问 Our policy here is ask questions first,
后开枪 shoot later.
你们要了解关于枪械的一切之后 You will know everything there is to know about a firearm
才能真正地持有枪支 before ever actually holding one.
有什么好知道的 对准 开枪 What's there to know? You point, you shoot,
坏人倒下 somebody bad falls down.
索利斯太太 Ms. Solis,
介意我问下你为什么要参与这课程么 mind if I ask why it is you're taking this class?
为了保护我自己 To protect myself.
自卫 为什么要用枪呢 Protection. Why a gun?
为什么不去买条狗呢 Why not just get a dog?
原因之一是 如果家里有枪 Well, for one, if you leave a gun in the house,
就不会有被撕开的枕头 it doesn't rip apart your throw pillows
大厅地毯上也不会出现"地雷" then leave a gift on your hall carpet.
你能对我开枪么 Could you shoot me?
什么 What?
我是个破门而入的入侵者 I'm an intruder that just broke into your home.
你会对我开枪么 Could you shoot me?
当然 为什么不呢 Uh, sure. Why not?
真的吗 朝哪开 头还是胸 Really? Where? The head? Chest?
我不知道 你为什么要靠得这么近 I don't know. Why are you getting so close?
我是个入侵者 我是来伤害你的 I'm an intruder. I'm here to hurt you.
你能拿枪对准我 Could you point the gun,
扣动扳机把我给杀了 fire it, and kill me--
然后让自己的余生都留下阴影吗 and then live with that the rest of your life?
不能 No.
如果谁有同样的感受 现在就请离开 If any of you feel the same way, leave now.
一把主人害怕而不敢使用的枪 A gun in the hands of someone who is afraid to use it
是世界上最危险的武器 is the most dangerous weapon in the world--
不是对你们试图枪击的人 Not for your intended victim...
而是对你们自己 for you.
苏珊 Susan.
我想谢谢你 I wanted to thank you.
我听说是你跟警察谈了帮我洗脱嫌疑的 I heard that you spoke to the police and helped clear me.
抱歉我曾怀疑过你 I'm sorry I doubted you.
我只是还不习惯别人对我好 I guess I'm not used to people being kind to me.
这是怎么回事 What's goin' on?
我不能再呆在这里了 I can't stay here.
但是费莉西娅已经离开了 你现在安全了 But Felicia's gone. You're safe now.
这跟费莉西娅无关 This has nothing to do with Felicia.
对我来说是时候离开了 It's just time for me to go.
保罗 你不能离开这 Paul, y-you can't leave the lane.
你属于这里 You belong here.
不 我从来就不属于这 No, I don't. I never have.
这不是真的 当我第一次搬到这里来时 Well, that's not true. When I first moved here,
你还有玛丽·艾莉丝都对我很好 you and mary alice were so nice to me.
你们是我想在这里生活的理由 You were the reason I wanted to live here.
我们必须这样 因为我们来这是为了 We had to be nice. We came here running away
隐瞒我们做过的坏事 from something terrible we'd done.
我们的每一天 We spent every day
都在因为过去的事担惊受怕 waiting for the past to catch up with us.
果不其然 And it did.
那些事迟早会找上门来 Sooner or later, the past always catches up.
那是很久以前的事了 That was a long time ago.
你现在有机会重新开始了 You have a chance to start over now.
而你曾是这里唯一一个 And you... were the only one around here
认为我还能重新开始的人 who ever thought I could start over.
现在也是啊 I still do.
你是个好人 保罗 You're a good person, Paul.
对此我深信不疑 I truly believe that.
我知道 I know...
即便你这么想 我也要离开 And I'd just as soon leave while you still do.
给你 收好 Here, take these.
和你的家人一起搬回来 Move back in with your family.
至于剩下的租金 As far as the rest of the rent...
就当我送你的礼物了 it's my gift to you.
我真不知道该如何谢谢你 I don't know how to thank you.
在这开心地生活就好 Just be happy here.
一定会的 We will.
还不到十点呢 You know, it's not even 10:00 yet.
你愿意再喝一杯吗 Are you up for a nightcap?
好啊 我知道一个很不错的地方 Sure. I know this fabulous little spot.
好极了 Fabulous.
其实 我希望我们能 Actually, I was hoping we could go back
去你家 to your place.
我觉得那可能不太好吧 Um, I don't--I don't think that's a good idea.
真的吗 Really?
你怕什么呢 What are you afraid of?
我不确定我能把持住自己 I'm not sure I could trust myself.
还记得我们的约定吗 Remember our agreement?
那个我们还真要遵守吗 Oh, are we really sticking to that?
我必须这么做 Look, I... I have to.
好吧 Okay.
但我还是要去喝一杯 But I still want that nightcap.
去哪 Where to?
我知道一个好地方 I know just the place.
布里 你真想来这里吗 Bree, are you--are you sure you want to come in here?
因为这是个同志酒吧 'cause I think this is a gay bar.
是吗 你怎么知道的 Really? And how would you know that?
好吧 Okay, um...
有件事我要对你说 There's something I need to tell you.
亲爱的 你躲到哪里去了 Hey, girlfriend! Where you been hiding yourself?
嗨 特伦斯 Hey, Terrence.
先给你爆个猛料 Wait until you hear the dish...
瘦史蒂夫和胖史蒂夫分手了 Steve and fat Steve broke up.
胖史蒂夫正生瘦史蒂夫的气 And fat Steve is now pissed Steve.
听到这个消息真遗憾 I'm--I'm--I'm sorry to hear that.
好了 这就是我想要跟你说的 Okay, so this is what I wanted to talk to you about.
查克 Chuck...
我已经知道了 I already know.
我的邻居在这看到过你 My neighbor saw you here.
天呐 Oh, god.
没事的 我儿子也是同性恋 It's okay. My son is gay.
我还有很多同性恋朋友 I have lots of gay friends.
我很喜欢同性恋 I love the gays!
我只是不会跟他们约会 I just don't date them.
布里 我不是同性恋 Bree, I'm not gay.
嘿 斯达利 Hey, Studly.
好久不见你了 Haven't seen you in a while.
这是你必点的酒 Well, here's your usual.
抱歉 纸伞用完了 I'm sorry. I'm out of umbrellas.
他们认识我是因为我曾在这卧底 They know me because I worked here undercover.
-是吗 -对啊 过去这儿有人贩毒 - Really? - Yes. Some guys here were dealing drugs,
为了混入内部 我假装成了同性恋 so to blend in, I pretended to be gay.
而且我还很拿手 And I was good at it.
查克 你不用撒谎 Chuck, you don't need to lie.
我知道一个同性恋警察有多么不容易 I can imagine how hard it must be to be a gay cop.
尤其是在你的伴侣出事之后 Especially after what happened with your partner.
我的伴侣 你指皮特吗 My--my partner? You mean Peter?
你知道些什么 What do you know about that?
我知道你们俩去度假后 Well, I know you two split up
就分开了 after you went on vacation together.
你爱过他吗 Were you in love with him?
我不能在这里说这个 I can't talk about this here.
过来 Come on.
我与皮特·克劳利只是兄弟之情 I did love Pete Crowley like a brother.
我也曾深爱我的妻子 And I loved my wife, too.
直到... At least I did...
皮特在野营途中告诉我 until the camping trip when Pete told me
他和我老婆在一起已经六个月了 they'd been sleeping together six months.
你的搭档和你妻子 Your partner and your wife?
你怎么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
我是个警探 我本该注意到的 I'm a detective. I'm supposed to notice things.
但既然是你老婆出轨了 But if your wife is the one who cheated,
那她怎么还不愿离婚 why is she holding up the divorce?
我觉得她在拖延时间 Part of me thinks she's dragging it out
好让我在离婚之前鬼混些日子 so I'll screw around before it's over--
这样她就能说我也好不到哪里去 so she can say I'm no better than her.
但我就是比她强 But I am better than her.
这才是我想规规矩矩交往的原因 And that's why I wanna get things right this time.
这么说你真不是同性恋 So you're really not gay?
你怎么想 What do you think?
妙极了 Fabulous.
布兰登请速到熟食区* *Brandon to the service deli, please.
布兰登请速到熟食区* *Brandon to the service deli.
我的老天 Oh, my god!
我就说小孩子不该玩罐头嘛 This is why kids shouldn't play with cans.
一号收银台已开放* *Checkstand 1 is now open.
所有顾客请注意 一号收银台开通结账* *Checkstand 1 is now open, taking all customers.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你们有监控录像吗 Do you have a security camera?
我糊涂了 你说有人拿走了你的提包 I'm confused--you say someone took your pocketbook,
但这不是你的提包吗 But isn't that your pocketbook?
这是我的钱包 This is my purse.
-你们男人啊 -抱歉 - Men. - Sorry.
我对我妻子也犯过类似的错误 I do the same thing to my wife.
我跟她说 "衬衫挺好看的" I say "Nice shirt."
她说 "这是女式上衣" She says "It's a blouse."
我说"我喜欢你的裤子" 她说 I say "I like your trousers." She says--
停下 Stop!
你能放大点吗 Can you go closer?
好的 但他没有拿着提包 Okay. But he's not holding a pocketbook.
我的天呐 Oh, my god.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
那是我继父 That's my stepfather.
你好像很惊讶看到他 You sound surprised to see him.
他本该死了的 He's supposed to be dead.
非常出色 Pretty damn good.
不得不承认 我很惊讶你又回来上课了 Got to admit, I'm surprised to see you back here.
你不是说你不会杀人的吗 I thought you said you couldn't kill anybody.
已经克服了 Got over it.
不行 汤姆 No, Tom,
给公司发信息和打电话是一样的 Texting the office is the same as calling the office.
拜托 你明明知道的 Come on. You know that.
天呐 是他们 Oh, god, it's them.
-但我的咖啡 亲爱的 -顾不上了 - But my coffee--honey-- - Leave it.
-两位 早上好 -早上好呀 - Hey there! Top of the morning! - Oh! Hi. Yeah, good morning.
-休息得如何 -早上好 - How's it going? - Hi. Good morning.
我希望你们喜欢苹果 Mwah. I hope you guys like apples,
因为我们找到了一个采摘苹果的果园 Because we found a pick-your-own apple orchard.
实际上 Oh, you know, actually,
我们正准备回城 去逛逛旧货市场 We're heading into town to do some antiquing.
听上去不错 我们喜欢老古董 Ooh! Sounds great. We love antiquing.
但我们想单独行动 Yeah... I think we're gonna go by ourselves.
真可惜 Ouch.
你们是想甩了我们吗 Are you guys blowing us off?
不是的 No.
不 我们只是想 No, it's just that we wanted to, um,
买一个旧屏风 buy one of those old folding screens,
但我们车后座的空间很小 and our backseat is so small, and you--
丽萨 Lisa.
是的 我们是想甩掉你们 Yeah, we're blowing you off.
为什么 Why?
我们懂的 你们受不了独处 Look, we get it. You guys can't stand to be alone.
但我们来就是为了享受二人世界的 But that's the whole reason we came here, so...
和你们一起活动很愉快 但再见了 nice hanging out with you, but... see ya.
祝你们好运 And good luck.
"好运"什么意思 Wh-wh-what do you mean, "Good luck"?
就是... You know, with...
无论你们感情有什么问题 好运 whatever it is you're workin' through.
老天 这场雨没个尽头了 Man, this rain is just not gonna stop, huh?
听说会一直下到晚上 They said it might go into tonight.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
是的 Yeah.
收音机里说的 That's what they said on the radio.
完全陌生的人都认为我们之间有问题 So total strangers think we're in trouble.
你觉得我们之间有问题吗 Do you think we're in trouble?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我只知道 如果20年前 All I know is, 20 years ago, if you'd put us
我们入住这么漂亮还有壁炉的大床房 in a beautiful room with a fireplace and a big bed
外面的雨还下得没完 and it rained all day...
我们是不会在这儿讨论天气的 we wouldn't be talking about the weather.
我要离开这个房间 I go--I gotta get out of this room.
我 我快崩溃了 I'm just--I'm starting to lose my mind.
-你想出去走走吗 -什么 - You wanna take a walk? - What?
你想出去走走吗 Do you wanna take a walk?
外面下着瓢泼大雨 It's a mess out there. It's pouring.
别对我嚷嚷 汤姆 冲雨喊去啊 Well, don't snap at me, Tom. Snap at the rain.
老天 你甚至不想试着努力了 God. It's like you're not even trying.
我 我没在努力吗 Me? I'm not trying?
在我看来 的确是这样的 From where I sit, you're not.
那你觉得这算什么 What do you call this?
这是什么 What is this?
这是你的订婚戒指 It's your engagement ring--
几百年前我送你的廉价货 The crappy one I gave you a million years ago.
你把钻石换了吗 You changed the diamond.
我说过总有一天会送你一枚体面的钻戒 I told you I'd give you a decent ring someday.
我说话算数 There it is.
怎么了 What's the matter?
我很感激你这么做 真的很感激 I appreciate this. I really do.
但 But...
我喜欢这枚戒指原本的样子 I loved the ring the way it was.
真的吗 Really?
我依稀记得 每次你给别人看这枚戒指 'cause I seem to remember you making a joke about it
都会嘲弄它一番 every single time you showed it to somebody.
真的吗 I did?
我真是这样 I-I did.
但不代表我不喜欢它 But that doesn't mean I didn't love it.
勒奈特 我这么做是为了让你开心 Lynette, I did this to make you happy,
但我已经束手无策了 but I'm running out of ideas!
我无法再这样下去了 I can't do this anymore.
五个孩子的出生 失败的生意 We have survived five kids,
癌症 我们都挺过来了 a failed business, cancer.
为什么我们无法渡过这次难关 Why can't we pull out of this one?
我不知道你想要什么 I don't know what you want.
我也不知道我想要什么 I don't know what I want.
但绝对不是现在这样 I just know it isn't this.
弄好了 There you go.
醒醒 醒醒 Wakey-wakey.
现在 我要把胶带揭掉 Now I'm gonna take this off,
但是如果你大喊大叫的话 but if you start screaming for help,
我就只能把这个针头 I will have no choice but to plunge this
插进你的心脏 directly into your heart,
直接要了你的小命 killing you instantly.
这个也能要了你的命 但是会慢得多 Oh, that'll kill you, too, but a lot more slowly,
这样我们三个就有机会聊一聊了 giving the three of us a chance to chat.
"我们三个" 什么意思 What do you mean, "The three of us"?
还有谁在这儿 Who's here?
当然是贝丝了 Why, Beth, of course.
她一定不想错过这个机会 I knew she wouldn't want to miss this.
好 杀了我吧 你也跑不了的 Fine. Kill me. You won't get away with it.
警方知道你一直在给我下毒 The police know you've been poisoning me.
但多亏了你 他们认为我早逃之夭夭了 But thanks to you, they think I'm miles away.
我可没逃 But I'm not.
我就在你面前呢 I'm right here.
说真的 我会怀念这个地方的 You know, I'm kinda gonna miss this place.
是啊 3B房间传来的德国电子乐 Yeah. The sound of german techno music from 3B.
2C飘来的咸牛肉卷心菜的味道 Smell of corned beef and cabbage from 2C.
那个胖男人 或者女人 5D的那个 The fat guy-- or is it a woman?--in 5D.
其实 我一点也不会怀念这个地方 Actually, I'm not gonna miss this place.
-这个放哪儿 -MJ的玩具放这里 - Hey, Where's this go? - Oh, M.J.'s toys are here.
你看这样是不是很棒 Hey, you know what would be a great idea?
MJ明天走进他的老房间 If when he walks in to his old room tomorrow,
发现他所有心爱的东西都在原位 all of his favorite things are already there?
这主意不错 我现在就去布置 Yeah, he'd love that. I'll run 'em over right now.
不不不 你继续收拾吧 我去布置 No, no, no. You keep packing. I'll go.
你让我很失望 保罗 You disappoint me, Paul.
你就想这么度过你生命里最后的时光吗 Is this really how you wanna spend your last moments?
坐在那儿对我翻白眼 Sitting here shooting me dirty looks
就好像我不知道你讨厌我似的 as if I didn't already know you dislike me.
你想怎么样 What would you prefer?
我想要你的忏悔 Some remorse. A little repentance.
杀掉一个无辜女人后应该产生的情绪 Emotions appropriate to a man who killed an innocent woman.
无辜 你妹妹勒索了我太太 Innocent? Your sister blackmailed my wife--
逼得她自寻短见 Drove her to suicide.
玛丽·艾莉丝的死怪不得玛莎 It isn't Martha's fault that Mary Alice shot herself,
你的太太似乎都要走上这条路 Like all your wives seem to.
菲丽莎 如果你还要说个不停 If you're gonna keep talking, Felicia,
不如帮我把输液的速度调快些吧 would you mind upping my dose?
就跟我说句抱歉吧 有那么难吗 Just tell me you're sorry! Is it really so hard to say?
我没感到抱歉 I'm not sorry.
那时没有 现在也没有 I wasn't then, and I'm not now.
当我看着玛莎恶毒的小眼睛逐渐失去生机 When I saw the life drain out of Martha's mean little eyes,
我知道她完全是恶有恶报 I knew she was getting exactly what she deserved.
终于说出来了 So there it is.
当我看着玛莎恶毒的小眼睛 When I watched the life drain
逐渐失去生机 out of Martha's mean little eyes,
我知道她完全是恶有恶报 I knew she was getting exactly what she deserved.
你有口供了 So you have a confession.
下一步计划是什么 逮捕我的尸体吗 What are they gonna do, arrest my corpse?
不 No.
但当警方发现你的尸体 But when the police find your body,
他们会找到这个 they'll find this.
就不会再有人认为我是个疯子了 And the world will stop thinking I was crazy all these years.
菲丽莎 Felicia...
有一件事 我至死都很清楚 There's one thing I'll go to my grave sure of--
全世界人都知道 你就是个疯子 The world will never stop thinking you're crazy.
害怕了吗 保罗 Getting scared, Paul?
这毒药 This poison--
还有多久才能弄死我 How much longer before it kills me?
不久了 Not long.
三十分钟左右吧 30 minutes or so.
这里是911 请报告您的紧急情况 9-1-1. State your emergency.
有个杀人犯跑到我家里了 There's a killer loose in my house.
紫藤巷4353号 派警察来 4353 Wisteria Lane. Send police...
还有救护车 快点 And an ambulance. Hurry!
越来越虚弱了呢 Ooh. Getting weaker.
告诉玛莎 Tell Martha...
我向她问好 I said hello.
苏珊 苏珊 Susan! Susan!
快点 快点 Hurry. Hurry!
拜托 拜托 Come on, come on.
苏珊 Oh, Susan...
你的砂锅菜要是再给力一点的话 If your casseroles had been any better,
他早就归西了 he would have had seconds.
我也不用费这么大力气 And none of this would be happening!
不要 No!
你我的争斗就到此结束吧 This has gone on long enough!
保罗 Paul!
保罗 松手 Paul, stop.
别这样 保罗 放开她 Don't do this. Paul, let her go!
你和她不是一类人 你不是杀人犯 You are not like her. You are not a killer!
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢你 苏珊 Thank you, Susan.
我知道你不会伤害她的 你是个好人 I knew you wouldn't hurt her. You're a good person.
别这么说了 Stop saying that.
菲丽莎没错 Felicia's right.
是我杀了玛莎 I killed Martha.
你心目中我的美好形象 The man you think I am...
早已和我本人相去甚远 I haven't been him for a long time.
但我还想做回那个好人 But I want to be that man again.
警官 你能录下我的口供吗 Officers, can you take my statement?
我要自首 I have a confession to make.
安全感 A sense of security--
是我们每个人都在寻找的东西 It's something we all search for...
无论是确信我们有人倾心 whether it's knowing we're desired...
平抚自己的恐惧心理 taking control of our fears...
或是勇于做出正确的决定 or finding the strength to do the right thing.
但感到有安全感的危险就在于 But the danger of a sense of security is
情况可能 that it may prove...
恰恰相反 to be false.