《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives,
你为了钱才嫁给他的 You're marrying him for his money?
勒奈特对于她母亲的婚事很有意见 Lynette had reservations about her mother's marriage.
你不能嫁给那样一个可恶的混蛋 You can't marry an obnoxious jerk like that.
苏珊开始等待捐肾者 Susan began her wait for a kidney donor.
-我要排等候名单 -这要花上好几年 - I'm going on the wait list. - That could take years.
布里发现金斯有个儿子 Bree found out that Keith had a son
但却决定对他隐瞒此事 but decided not to tell him...
金斯觉得这会让大家都很尴尬 Keith feels that it would be too difficult for everyone.
并用支票来缓解内疚 Easing her guilt with a check.
-快下车 -天哪 - Get out of the car! - Oh, god!
加布对玩具娃娃的执念 Gaby's obsession with her doll...
-我得把宝宝带走 -下车 - I gotta get my baby! - Get out!
差点搭上性命 Nearly cost her life.
我的孩子 My baby!
加布 那不是格雷斯 Gaby! It's not Grace!
保罗认出了那把击中他的枪 And Paul recognized the gun that was used to shoot him.
保罗·杨曾有个儿子 Paul Young had a son.
但他已经多年没见过扎克了 But he had not seen Zach in years.
扎克沉浸在酒色之中 He had lost him to a world of fast women...
痴迷于赌博 Easy money...
还染上了毒瘾 And hard drugs.
的确 保罗失去了他的儿子 Yes, Paul had lost his son...
但他下定决心要找到他 but he was determined to find him.
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为此他不惜一切代价 And he would do anything...
哪怕需要向一个 Even if that meant asking for help...
看不起他的人求助 from a man who despised him.
你他妈来这干嘛 What the hell are you doing here?
请你帮个忙 I need a favor.
找我帮忙 - From me?
我知道 你讨厌我 我也讨厌你 - I know. You hate me, and I hate you.
咱俩寒暄得也差不多了 Now that we're done with our traditional greeting,
能让我说说有什么事了吧 can I tell you what I want?
行 说吧 Yeah, go ahead.
我得找到扎克 I need to find Zach.
我去了他外公留给他的那栋大楼 I went to that mansion his grandfather left him.
它已经被典当不能赎回了 - It's in foreclosure.
是 我听说了 - Yeah, I heard about that.
你知道他去哪里了吗 Do you know where he went?
我不知道他在哪里 Yeah, I don't know where he is.
就算我知道 凭什么要告诉你 And even if I did, why would I do you any favors?
扎克就是开枪打我的人 Zach's the one who shot me.
什么 What?
警察给我看了那把枪 The police showed me the gun.
和玛丽·艾莉丝用来自杀的那把枪一模一样 It was the same one Mary Alice used to kill herself.
扎克一直留着那把枪 And Zach kept it?
他一向行事诡异 He's always been a strange boy.
既然你认为他想杀你 If you really think he tried to kill you,
干嘛不告诉警察呢 why didn't you tell the police?
家丑无需外扬 I'd like to keep this in the family.
再问一遍 他在哪里 So again, where is he?
我最后一次听说是在爱达荷 Last I heard, Idaho.
那么 Well...
如果你有他的消息 If you hear from him,
请转告他 我已经知道是他干的 tell him I know what he did...
我非常失望 and I'm very disappointed.
麦克虽然没有承认 Though he didn't admit it,
但他确实知道扎克在哪里 Mike knew exactly where Zach was.
只是保罗·杨已失去的这个儿子 But the son Paul Young had lost...
根本不想被找到 had no interest in being found.
绝望的主妇 第七季 第十四集 Desperate Housewives S07 E14
无论我们走向何方 It doesn't matter where we're going.
无论我们前进的步伐是何节奏 It doesn't matter how quickly we try to get there.
无论我们是否回头凝望 It doesn't matter that we never look back.
那些被我们抛在身后的过往 The past we left behind will still find a way
总是如影随形 to catch up to us.
我在做烤鲑鱼 你干嘛还买批萨 I'm making grilled salmon. Why did you get a pizza?
因为你在做烤鲑鱼 Because you're making grilled salmon.
但愿你别再把那种垃圾食品吃进肚里 I wish you wouldn't put that terrible food in your body.
-对你身体没有好处 -别这样 - It's not good for you. - Come on.
其实你也想来一口 You know you want a bite.
吃吧 吃吧 Ah. Eat it. Eat it.
说实在的 我冰箱下面还有更好吃的 Seriously, I have better-tasting food under my refrigerator.
你好 Hello?
你好 布里 我是安柏 Hi, Bree. It's Amber.
-很抱歉打扰你了 -没事 - I'm sorry to bother you. - Oh, no, no bother.
我现在外面 我得和你谈谈 Look, I'm outside. I need to talk to you.
别过来 我来找你 No, uh, don't come over. I'll, um, come to you.
回头见 See you soon.
我得赶紧去趟勒奈特家 I need to run to Lynette's for a minute.
不介意等会再吃晚餐吧 Do you mind waiting for dinner?
你快点 我饿坏了 Hurry up. I'm starved.
你好 Hi.
银行说你的支票要5天才能兑现 So the bank says your check is gonna take 5 days to clear.
能不能给我一张现金支票 Is there any way you can get me a cashier's check?
-我有些账单要付 -当然 - I really need to pay some bills. - Absolutely.
银行对面有家餐馆 Um, there's a restaurant across from the bank.
明天两点钟我们在那里见面吧 I can meet you there tomorrow at 2:00.
那好 谢谢你 布里 That'll be great. Thank you again, Bree.
布里 等等 Bree, wait.
我知道金斯不想跟查理见面 I know Keith doesn't wanna meet Charlie.
但他起码应该知道他儿子长什么样 But he should at least know what his son looks like.
我想他会喜欢的 I'm sure he'll appreciate that.
根据捐肾者的数据库 So according to the donor database,
我可能要等3到4年 I will be waiting three to four years.
那张表上我排第几 Where does that put me on the list?
-我是说 有序号吗 -没有序号 - I-I mean, is there a number? - There is no number.
完全取决于你的DNA It all boils down to your D.N.A.
以及你等了多久 And how long you've been waiting.
所以拿好你的传呼机 So, you have your beeper.
好 Yep.
四年真是漫长 Four years is a long time.
苏珊·布雷默 Susan Bremer?
你是 Yeah?
门罗·卡特 美景镇高中 Monroe Carter. From Fairview high.
化学实验课我坐你后面 I sat behind you in chem lab.
我是毕业班年刊摄影师 I was yearbook photographer?
如今我销售医疗用品 Now I sell pharmaceutical supplies.
我在交友网上请求加你好友 You know, I friended you on facebook,
大约12次之多 like, 12 times.
估计我没收到 I guess I didn't get them.
没事 跟我说说你的近况吧 No worries. Tell me, what's new?
你过得怎样 How are you?
我需要做肾移植 I need a kidney transplant.
接下来的三四年 I'm gonna be spending the next three to four years
我得一星期来做3次透析 on dialysis three times a week,
每次5个小时 five hours a day.
我并不知情 Wow. I-I didn't know.
再说一遍 要是你加我为好友的话 Then again, if you'd friended me...
同学聚会再见吧 I'll see you at the reunion...
如果我还活着的话 If I'm still alive.
喜欢吗 弗兰克给我的 You like? Frank gave them to me.
-是我原配的 -她死了 - They belonged to my first wife. - She's dead.
这是不是有点诡异 Isn't that a little... weird?
一点也不 这条项链属于他第二任老婆 Hell, no. This necklace belonged to his second wife,
她就坐在那边 and she's sitting right over there.
这才诡异呢 That's weird.
我得承认 你俩看来非常甜蜜 Well, I have to admit, you two seem very happy together.
跟她说说星期六的事 Tell her about Saturday.
星期六怎么啦 What about Saturday?
弗兰克想叫你带汤姆和孩子们来这 Frank wants you to bring Tom and the kids back up here.
我要照张全家福 I wanna take a family portrait.
家庭对弗兰克非常重要 Family is very important to Frank.
鉴于我之前三个家庭都跟我老死不相往来 And since my first three families aren't speaking to me,
我想和你们家好好相处 I wanna get this one right,
然后我就能狠狠地羞辱他们一番 so I can rub it in their miserable faces.
真是个贴心的想法 Oh, that's a sweet thought,
但是星期六我们都比较忙 but Saturdays are kind of crazy for us.
佩妮要上芭蕾课 帕克要为高考做准备 Penny's got ballet, Paker's studying for the S.A.T.S--
我给你些酬劳怎么样 Well, how about I make it worth your while?
你在贿赂我吗 You're bribing me?
如果能让你好受点 就叫汽油费吧 Call it gas money if it'll make you feel any better.
-五百块够了吗 -我不会拿他钱的 - Will $500 do it? - I'm not taking his money.
弗兰克 你是不是该服心脏病药了 Frank, I-isn't it time for your heart medicine?
看她多关心我 Look how she takes care of me.
尽你一切努力搞定这事儿 Do what you have to do to make this work.
但超过一千 我就不干了 But I'm not going over a grand.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我才嫁给他 I just married the man.
他正在重立遗嘱呢 He's in the process of redoing his will,
所以我们得齐心协力 so we've gotta play ball.
没门 我才不要委曲求全 No. I am not gonna bend over backwards
去取悦那个混蛋 just to please that jerk.
是你嫁给了他 不是我 You're the one who married him, not me.
我不能跟弗兰克说不 I can't tell Frank no.
但我可以跟你说不 But I can tell you no.
所以如果你们想要全家福 就来我家 So if you want the picture, you can come to our house.
好吧 我去跟他谈 Fine. I'll talk to him.
不要再盯着这条项链了 乡下妹 And will you stop staring at this necklace, phyllis?
你甭想拿回去 You are not getting it back!
时装表演结束后 伊夫圣罗兰 So the fashion show ends, and Yves Saint Laurent--
[时尚品牌圣罗兰YSL的创始人]
顺便提一句 他不会游泳 who doesn't swim, by the way--
为庆功宴租了艘游艇 rents a yacht for the after-party.
我就是在那里认识的米克·贾格尔[滚石乐队主唱] And that's where I met Mick Jagger.
你们有酒吗 Do you have any wine?
我们在治疗中不提供酒 We don't really do wine in therapy.
你们应该弄点酒 Ah. Well, you should.
几杯酒下肚 你的病人就会在大半治疗时间 A few glasses, and you'd have your patients
向你哭诉 他们的父亲有多么无视他们 whining about how daddy didn't love 'em in half the time.
你的父亲不爱你吗 Did your father not love you?
我开玩笑的 I was joking.
我爸非常棒 My dad was great.
我是小孩时 他就死了 He died when I was a kid.
那对你来说 一定很辛苦 Well, that must have been hard....
成长过程中缺少父爱 Growing up without a male presence?
不 我妈又再婚了 No. She remarried.
天啊 Oh, my god.
我忘了跟你说贾格尔故事最精彩的部分 I forgot to tell you the best part of the Jagger story.
他给我看手相 He read my palm.
然后告诉我 我会跑到桌子底下 And he told me I would be going below deck
和他做爱 to have sex with him.
他不仅是个伟大的歌手 Not only is he a great singer,
通灵也很厉害 he's an amazing psychic.
加布 为什么你不想谈你的童年呢 Gaby, why don't you like talking about your childhood?
有什么好谈的 过去都过去了 What's the point? The past is the past.
有时我们经历的过去 Well, sometimes what happens to us in the past
会影响到我们的当下 affects who we are today.
补充一点 贾格尔十分贴心 Oh, by the way, Jagger-- big cuddler.
加布 拜托 我们的谈话得深入些 Gaby, come on. We're gonna have to go deeper here.
这就是我 没什么能深入的 Well, that's the thing about me--there is no deeper.
随便问问我哪个朋友 Ask any of my friends.
我是他们所认识的最肤浅的人 I'm the shallowest person they know.
我只有一副空皮囊 有一点血液 I'm just skin, a little blood,
还有很多基思·理查兹用我鞋喝酒的故事 and stories about Keith Richards drinking out of my shoes.
[基思·理查兹滚石乐队创始人之一]
你不需要恐惧 You don't have to be afraid.
我们聊聊你的童年吧 Let's talk about your childhood.
我喜欢心理治疗 I love therapy.
-真的吗 -是啊 就像一场脱口秀 - Really? - Yeah. It's like a talk show,
我是唯一的嘉宾 所有话题都围绕着我 where I'm the guest and the only topic is me.
那么是有用了 So it's helping?
-你说了洋娃娃的事了 -等等等 - You talked to her about the doll? - Ya-bup-bup-bup-bup!
这是保密的 心理治疗第一条准则 That is confidential. First rule of therapy.
实际上 第一条是不提供酒水 Actually, first rule of therapy is no wine,
但我希望能改改 but I'm gonna change that.
很高兴能奏效 我一直在担心你 I'm so glad this is working. I've been worried about you.
这正是我需要的 It's exactly what I needed.
事实上 我打算每星期去三次 In fact, I'm gonna be going three times a week--
星期一 星期四和星期五 mondays, thursdays, and fridays.
-有点多啊 -这可是你的主意 - Wow, that's a lot. - Well, it was your idea.
对了 顺便说一声 Oh, by the way, uh,
我星期一要搭你的顺风车 You're gonna have to take over my carpools on Mondays.
没有问题吧 That's okay, right?
没问题 我想我可以为你绕点路 Sure. I guess I could move some things around.
对了 星期四你不能去打高尔夫 Oh! And no golf on Thursdays,
因为你得送胡安妮塔去上芭蕾课 because you'll have to take Juanita to ballet.
加布 我要在球场上谈生意 Gaby, I do business on the links.
你到底想不想我恢复 Do you want me to get better or not?
好吧 Okay.
好吧 我取消高尔夫 Okay. I will cancel golf.
我星期五约了妇科医生 Oh, and on Friday, I have a gynecologist appointment.
加布 Gaby!
我需要你帮我取消 That I need you to cancel.
这不是很好吗 Wouldn't that be great, though?
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
你带查理来了 I see you brought Charlie.
没人在家里照看他 Well, you know, I don't have anyone to watch him.
-我带了银行支票 -谢谢你 布里 - I have your cashier's check. - Thank you again, Bree.
亲爱的 走吧 Honey, let's go.
不 我还没吃完批萨 No. I haven't finished my pizza.
-快走吧 -不 - Let's go. - No!
布里 能帮我看他一下吗 Listen, Bree, do you mind keeping an eye on him?
银行就在对面 The bank is right across the way.
-我十分钟后就回来 -我不知道 - I'll only be ten minutes. - I don't know. I-I--
点个批萨 算我头上 Just order some pizza. It'll be on me.
那么 查理 So, Charlie...
我想去玩游戏机 I'm gonna play games.
很好 Right.
起码要比聊天好 Much better than conversation.
-林伍德医生 -苏珊 - Oh. Mr. Lynwood. - Susan.
我的传呼机响了 是不是意味着... My beeper went off. Does that mean--
是的 我们找到你的捐肾者了 yes, we found you a donor.
怎么找到的 你说过这需要好几年时间 Oh, but how? You said it would probably take years.
如果有人想把肾捐赠给指定的个人 The rules change if someone wants to donate a kidney
就得另当别论了 to a specific individual.
等等 那个人是我认识的 Wait. Uh... this is someone I know?
显而易见 Apparently.
他正在我办公室里签同意书呢 He's in my office right now signing the paperwork.
他 It's a he?
我要得到一个男人的肾 I'm getting a man kidney?
我没在抱怨 Not that I'm complaining.
天啊 Oh, my god.
你好 苏珊 Hey, susan.
门罗 你是我的捐赠人 Monroe. You're my donor?
结果显示我匹配 这是多小的几率啊 Yeah. Turns out I'm a match. What are the odds?
我不知该怎么说了 I don't know what to say.
我给了你一个重要的器官 Well, I'm giving you a vital organ.
说句"谢谢" 怎么样 How about "Thank you"?
你为什么要这么做 Why would you do this?
我们好多年都没见过了 We haven't seen each other in years, and...
我甚至都快把你忘了 I barely remembered you.
可我记得你 I remembered you.
在高中的时候 你对我很好 You were really wonderful to me in high school.
现在你有麻烦了 And you're in trouble,
我希望能帮上忙 and I wanna help.
那 谢谢你 Well... thank you.
我怎么做才能得到一个拥抱 So what's a guy gotta do to get a hug?
给你个肺吗 Give you a lung?
你快过来 Oh, come here, you!
要知道你让非常开心 Oh, please know you've made me very happy.
我太高兴了 I'm so glad.
抓到啦 Busted.
我正要去古德曼夫人家把活干完 I'm on my way to Mrs. Goodman's place to finish that job,
结果我发现了什么 and what do I see?
你的车 停在了比萨店的门前 Your car, parked in front of a pizza joint.
是的 关于这事 Yeah, about that--
承认吧 你也爱吃这些 Admit it. You're hooked.
烤盘食物 薄薄的酥皮 What are you, a deep-dish girl? Thin crust?
对 你猜对了 Yep. You got me.
我私下里是个比萨爱好者 I am a closet pizza lover.
答案揭晓了 你现在可以去工作了 Mystery solved. You can go to your job now.
我还要些硬币 I need more quarters.
这是谁啊 还带了秘密男友 Who's this? What do you got, some secret boyfriend?
他叫查理 This is, um, Charlie.
我帮朋友照看下他 I'm, uh, watching, uh, him for a friend of mine.
抱歉 查理 我没硬币 I'm sorry, Charlie. I don't have any more change.
-你能让我们说话吗 -你有硬币吗 - Now, could you excuse us? - You got quarters?
我有一些 I got some.
来吧 Come on.
古德曼夫人怎么办 What about Mrs. Goodman?
她没纱门也活了三十年 She's lived without a screen door for 30 years.
不差这一时半会 She can wait another half hour.
好了 看看你能进几个球 All right. Let's see what you got.
我给你做个示范 独家秘诀 I'm gonna show you something. This is a secret, all right?
但只有你和我知道 投球 But this is just between you and me. Hand...
到饼干罐里 你来投 in the cookie jar. Bang. Let's see it.
进了 击掌 Hey! High five.
投得不错 再投一个 That was a good one. Let's see it again. One more.
向后退一步 后仰跳投 Uh-huh. Step-back jumper fadeaway.
漂亮 Nice one.
太牛了 再投一个 Are you kiddin' me? One more,
我真要打给NBA推荐你了 I'm calling the NBA.
真了不起 That was awesome.
你看见了吗 连进三球 Did you see that? Three in a row.
全看见了 真棒 I certainly did. It was wonderful.
查理 我得走了 很高兴见到你 Charlie, I gotta take off. Nice meeting you.
再见 See you later.
再见 Bye!
再见 你进了湖人队可别忘了我 Bye. Remember me when you're on the Lakers.
[湖人 美国职业篮球队]
他们到了 They're here!
哇 弗兰克开了辆宾利 Whoa. Frank drives a Bentley.
他当然开得起 Of course he does.
我们为什么要傻傻地在这儿照合影 Why are we taking this stupid picture?
我的意思是 我们甚至都不认识他 I mean, we barely even know the guy.
是为了你们的外婆 We're doing it for your grandma.
和那个她刚嫁的可爱男人 And the lovely man she just married.
欢迎 Hello! Welcome!
-大家好 -嗨 外婆 - Hello, everybody! - Hey, grandma.
他们真住这种地方 So, this really is where they live.
我以为你在开玩笑 I thought you were kiddin'.
车开的怎么样 弗兰克 How was the drive over, Frank?
开了好久 It took forever.
我们跟在一个亚洲女人后面 We got behind this Asian woman driver--
她慢得就像冬天里往山坡上倒酱油 slow as soy sauce going uphill in winter.
好了 闲聊结束 过来照相吧 Okay. Small talk's over. Let's take the picture.
我们打算都坐在这边 We were all thinking we'd sit over here.
不 我可不想让你家的破厨房当背景 No, I don't wanna see your crappy kitchen in the background there.
把这个沙发移开 我希望家里舒服自在点 Let's move this sofa over there. I want it to be real homey.
二位警花 抬起沙发那头 Cagney and Lacey, grab this end of the couch.
[Cagney and Lacey是警匪电视剧里的两个女警花]
你在干什么 What are you doing?
你不能就这么走进别人家里 You can't just walk into people's houses
把家具移来移去的 and move furniture around.
摆得这么难看 就可以移 When it looks like this, you can.
不行 不行 不行 放下 Uh--no, no, no. Put it back.
你让我开这么远跑到东边这乡下地方 It's bad enough you make me drive all the way out here
已经够糟糕的了 扯吧 to east podunk. Well, bull!
我想用我的方式拍照 I want my picture, my way!
嗨 Hey!
随便你了 Whatever you say.
弗兰克 沙发太沉了 你脸都涨红了 Frank, that's too heavy. You're all red.
因为这儿的女孩们都帮不上忙 Well, that's 'cause the girls here were not much help.
大家都过来站在... Okay, everyone. Come and take your place around...
弗兰克外公身边 grandpa Frank.
好了 Okay.
开始照相 Here we go.
大家微笑 说"宾利" Everybody smile and say "Bentley."
宾利 Bentley.
大家别动 我要看看照得怎么样 Okay. Nobody move. I wanna check that it's good.
等等 Ooh. Hang on.
我们得再照一张 弗兰克 你闭眼了 We have to do it again. Frank, your eyes are closed.
弗兰克 Frank?
不 Oh, no.
怎么了 What's wrong?
他死了 He's dead.
他当然会死了 Of course he is.
没脉搏了 There's no pulse.
没脉搏了 他肯定是死了 No pulse. He's definitely dead.
他的灵魂会在咱们家游荡吗 Is his ghost gonna be trapped in our house?
他会一直阴魂不散吗 Is he gonna haunt us?
不会 宝贝 当然不会 No, honey. Of course not.
太恶心了 一个死人在咱家沙发上 Gross. A dead guy's on our couch.
我还有朋友要过来 And I'm having friends over.
他什么时候开始发臭 How long till he starts to smell?
孩子们 上楼去 这里没什么好看的 Kids, go upstairs. There's nothing to see here.
你说什么呢 这里有个死人啊 Whoa. What are you talking about? There's a dead body.
太值得看了 That's totally something to see.
好了 孩子们 我们走 上楼去 Okay, kids. Come on. Let's go. Upstairs.
来吧 Come on.
妈妈 很抱歉 Mom, I'm so sorry.
我真不敢相信他就这样死了 I can't believe he's gone. Just like that.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我给警察打电话 Uh, I'm calling the police
让他们带个验尸官来 so they can get a coroner over here.
等等 你还不能给他们打电话 Uh, hang on. Y-you can't call them yet.
为什么 Why not?
我和你提过的新遗嘱 That new will I told you about--
财产都归我的那份遗嘱 The one leaving everything to me?
明天才生效 It doesn't go into effect until tomorrow.
不行 Oh, no.
不行 不行 No, no.
你想让我把他留在这儿 You want me to keep him here?
就这样放一个晚上 Like that? All night?
如果我们现在给验尸官打电话 If we call the coroner now,
我什么都得不到 I get nothing.
如果我们明天打电话 If we call in the morning...
那就有百万入账 millions.
弗兰克活着的时候我都不想让他来我家 I didn't want Frank in my house when he was alive.
现在你想让我陪着他的尸体 Now you want me to hang out with his corpse?
那就给他盖张床单 Well, then throw a sheet over him
再喷点空气清新剂 and spray a little air freshener.
你都不会注意到的 You won't even notice.
弗兰克想让我拥有那笔财产 Frank wanted me to have that money.
不行 太奇怪了 No! I-it's too weird!
那样你就不用再照顾我了 Y-you wouldn't have to take care of me anymore.
相反我还能帮帮你 In fact, I could even take care of you.
大学的学费 孩子牙箍钱 College tuition? Braces?
能帮助你改善生活 It would make me feel so good
我会很高兴的 to be able to help you for a change.
好久不见啦 儿子 It's been a long time, son.
应该是吧 Yeah, I guess.
还好吗 How's it going?
再好不过了 I couldn't be better.
我能帮你点什么呢 等会 等会 What, uh, can I do for ya? Wait, wait, wait.
让我猜猜 你需要钱 Let me guess. You want money.
说中了 不是吗 但如你所见 I nailed it, didn't I? Uh, but you can see,
还有很多人 先你一步了 a lot of other people-- they... they got here first.
那太可惜了 Well, sorry to hear that.
谁在乎 也该节能减排 过低碳生活了 Who cares? It's time to downsize, minimize my carbon footprint.
你确定你还好吗 You feeling okay, buddy?
好极了 I feel great.
貌似是你有问题吧 Sounds like you're the one having problems.
苏珊跟我最近过得比较苦 Well, Susan and I are going through a rough time,
和大多数人一样 like a lot of people.
你们有多惨 So how screwed are you?
我们不得不把房子租出去 We had to rent out our house...
事实上是租给了你老爸 to your father, in fact.
我老爸还在蹲监狱 My father's in prison.
他出狱了 He's out.
你不知道吗 You didn't know?
不知道 No.
-你确定你没事 -只是难以置信 - You sure you're okay? - I just can't believe
那混蛋作恶多端 居然还能重获自由 that bastard gets to walk free after everything that he did!
抱歉 我没料到会让你难受 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
没事 只是 It's--it's okay. Just...
你走吧 我 我想单独待会儿 Could you leave? I-I-I-I need to be alone. Just...
汤姆 Tom...
以后别在别人盯着死人看的时候 You never sneak up behind someone
悄悄在背后吓他 when they're staring at a dead person!
抱歉 不过 你的尖叫 I'm sorry. It's just... your scream...
就好像你的男性荷尔蒙都瞬间蒸发了 it was like all the testosterone left your body at once.
我魂都吓没了 This whole thing creeps me out.
不过是 It's just...
尸体而已 a body.
他怎么会变成这样呢 How do you become this guy?
儿孙满堂 9 kids, 14 grandchildren,
却从没和他们说过话 and you never talk to any of them.
都是钱惹的祸啊 That's the tricky thing about money.
改变了人 Changes people.
也改变了感情 Changes relationships.
可不是吗 It sure does.
入土为安后 钱又有什么用呢 And after you're dead, what's it all mean?
一点都不好笑 Not funny.
喂 Hello.
你好 我是玛利亚 我是想确认 Hi. This is Maria. I'm just calling to confirm
加布丽尔·索利斯约了一点钟来 Gabrielle Solis for her 1:00 appointment.
对 她已经在路上了 Yep. She's on her way.
好极了 你不会正好知道 Terrific. You wouldn't happen to know
她今天要做什么理疗吧 what kind of treatment she wants today, do you?
不知道 Uh, I don't know.
不管是什么 反正挺管用 Whatever you've been doing seems to be working.
周一是海藻倒膜 Well, on Monday she got the seaweed wrap,
周三是热石按摩 我们想确保 wednesday the hot stone massage. We just want to make sure
她能充分享受整个水疗项目 she takes full advantage of our entire spa menu.
她绝对都享受到了 Oh, she is taking full advantage, all right.
好的 桑德罗 你可来了 Oh, good, Sandro. There you are.
今天就从肩膀开始按吧 I think we should start on my shoulders today.
很舒服 Mm. That's good.
力道再轻一些更好 Maybe a little lighter on the pressure.
不 不 是轻点 No, no. Lighter.
好吧 还是别按肩膀了 Okay, maybe let's not do the shoulders.
好的 臀部来一下怎样 Okay. How about the glutes?
卡洛斯 你来干什么 Carlos? What are you doing here?
那你又来这干什么 你应该去心理治疗的 What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in therapy.
这也是理疗 没看到名称吗 This is therapy! Didn't you see the sign?
"按摩理疗" "香薰按摩" "Massage therapy," "Aroma therapy."
我跟维内尔医生谈过了 她说 I talked to Dr. Wyner. She said that
第一次谈话后你就没去过 为什么 you haven't been back since the first session. Why not?
我只觉得 没什么太大必要 Well... I just don't think I really need it.
我是说 来这儿才起作用 I mean, this is really helping.
不 这是逃避问题 No. This is ignoring the problem.
你这么强调"问题"二字 You know, the way you say "Problem,"
就已经显得小题大作了 you make it seem a whole lot worse than it actually is.
你为了把娃娃拽下来 差点害我们俩丧命 Gaby, you almost got us killed pulling a doll out of the car.
好吧 如果能让你不缠着我 Fine. If it'll get you off my ass,
我去约在下个星期 I'll make an appointment for next week.
赶紧穿上衣服 我们走人 Now get your clothes on. We're leaving.
不要 现在我全身紧绷的 God, now I'm so tense.
给你一百美元 I'll give you 100 bucks
只要你给我的肩膀按摩十分钟 if you work on my shoulders for ten minutes. Aah!
那下免费 走吧 That's for free. Let's go.
午夜后 他下楼去看电视 He--he came downstairs just after midnight to watch some tv,
直到早上我们才发现他 and we didn't find him until this morning.
这样的话 Well, in that case,
死亡时间我就写凌晨三点左右吧 I'll just put down time of death around 3:00 A.M.
需要我们 Would you like us
直接把遗体搬到殡仪馆吗 to bring the body directly to the funeral home?
好 谢谢 Yes, thank you.
夫人 节哀顺变 Again, ma'am, I'm sorry for your loss.
神啊 我发达了 Oh, my god. I'm rich!
夫人 节哀顺变 Again, ma'am, I'm sorry for your loss.
我知道 Oh, I know.
过去几周和弗兰克一起过得很开心 I spent some of the best weeks of my life with Frank.
但他人已去 我们无能为力 But he's gone, there's nothing we can do about it,
而我成了百万富翁 and I am a millionaire.
好啊 你可以给我买个新沙发 Good. You can buy me a new couch.
-要什么都给你买 -我说笑的 - I'll buy you whatever you want. - Oh, I was kidding.
我可没说笑 你们要什么 尽管提 Well, I wasn't. What do you need? Anyone.
我上学要用笔记本 I need a laptop for school.
-没问题 -我能要辆摩托车吗 - Done. - Can I have a motorcycle?
-上学要用 -孩子们 够了 - For school? - Kids, knock it off.
弗兰克的遗体都还没进棺材呢 Frank's body's not even in the van yet.
事实上 已经装进去了 Actually, it is.
我不管 反正我们现在不谈钱的事 I don't care. We're not talking about money right now.
有人死了 不是银行账户 是个人 A man died-- not a bank account--a man.
好歹给别人点尊重 Let's show a little respect.
或许我们该讨论下该怎么处理那辆宾利车 We should probably figure out what to do about that Bentley.
扎克 Zach?
有人吗 Anybody here?
扎克 扎克 是我 Whoa, Zach. Zach, it's me!
抱歉 因为 Sorry. It's, uh...
这街区不太安宁 It's a rough neighborhood.
你知道的 You know how it is.
一年里来了两次 So... two visits in one year.
什么事 What's up?
你介意坐下聊吗 我们得谈谈 Hey, would you mind, uh, sitting down? We need to talk.
是吗 Do we?
当然 先等会就好 Sure... just... a minute.
扎克 你在防着谁 你老爸吗 Who you looking for, Zach? Your father?
保罗去找过我 Paul came to see me.
他认为是你开枪打了他 真的吗 He thinks you shot him. That true?
好吧 是我干的 Okay. I shot him.
他毁了我的生活 却能重新做人 He ruined my life, but he gets to start his over.
这不公平 It didn't seem right.
天啊 Oh, god.
没费多大劲 我在脑海中 It was easy. I practiced it
一遍又一遍的预演过 然后"嘭" in my head over and over again, and then... bam!
好戏上演 Showtime.
然后我就变得神经兮兮的 But then I got all paranoid
我找机会把那该死的枪扔在布里家 and I dumped the stupid gun at Bree's.
我都不知道 I mean, I don't--I don't
我不知道自己为什么会这么想 know what I was thinking with that one.
我都没想清楚 I wasn't thinking.
是的 吸毒后就是这样 Yeah. That's the problem with being high.
你会不假思索地做事 You do things without thinking.
什么 我没有吸毒 What? I'm not using drugs.
扎克 我也经历过这些 Zach. I've been there.
你需要帮助 必须送你去戒毒 You need help. Now we got to get you into rehab.
你想把我送去戒毒 You want to send me to rehab?
然后呢 让我爸找上门来 So what, so my father can come
并把我送进监狱吗 and find me and take me to prison?
- 没门 - 我只是想帮助你 -No way. -I just want to get you some help.
现在才来扮我爸 太迟了 It's too late for you to pretend to be my father.
你没说错 但我还是在乎你 You're right. But I still care.
那当初你为什么抛弃我 Then why did you let me go in the first place?
是你让一个怪物抚养我长大 You're the one who let me get raised by that monster.
不 事情不是这个样子的 No, that's not how things happened.
我不在乎 我不在乎 -I don't care. I don't care.
让我帮你 -Let me help you--
滚出我的屋子 好吗 Just get out my house, all right?
快滚出我的屋子 Just get out of my house!
你能邀请我过来真是太好了 It's really nice of you to have me over.
你在开玩笑吧 我的余生都会用来 Are you kidding? I am gonna be spending the rest
思考该怎么报答你 但作为开始 of my life thinking of ways to thank you. But as a start...
真的吗 Oh. Really?
好吧 我们 Oh, come on. All right, let's...
这可真是太贴心了 That is so sweet.
一个心形水晶 A crystal heart.
我去找过肾形水晶 奇怪的是很难找到 I looked for a crystal kidney-- surprisingly hard to find.
高中的时候 You know, in high school
我一直梦想有天你能把你的心给我 I always dreamt you'd give me your heart.
说到高中 You know, speaking of high school,
我也有一份礼物给你 I, uh, have a present for you, too.
除了从你身体中挖出来的那个吗 In addition to the one that's being ripped out of your body?
对不起 这有点过了 I'm sorry. That-- that was a little too vivid.
不 没关系 No, that's all right.
这个 给你 Here, uh... here you go.
这是什么 Oh... what is this?
只是一些纪念品 我想你会喜欢的 It's just some memorabilia that I'd thought you'd enjoy.
我照的一些照片 Some photos I took that
没有被贴在年刊上的 I didn't make the cut for the yearbook.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
站在曲棍球场地的那个人是我 There I am on the field hockey team...
穿着苹果装 and in "Pippin."
真是太棒了 这里还有谁的照片 These are great. Who else do you have in here?
这是我在辩论社团时的照片 Oh, there's me on the debate club...
还有我在春季社交上的照片 and me at the spring formal...
还有我穿着浴袍的 me in a bathing suit...
隔着篱笆照的 taken through a fence.
来之不易啊 Not easy to get.
你家庭院的灌木丛太茂盛了 Those bushes around your yard were really thick.
这是我的古英语试卷吗 Is this one of my old English papers?
是的 你扔了 我在垃圾桶里淘来的 Yeah. You threw it away, and I fished it out of the garbage.
同样也找到了这个 That's also where I found this. Uh....
这里 Here.
我的牙齿固位器 My retainer?
我想要还给你 但是我没勇气跟你说话 I would have returned it, but I was too scared to talk to you.
我们现在能这么聊 是不是很有趣 Isn't it funny how we're talking now?
是的 太有趣了 Yeah, really funny.
而且现在 And now...
我们会被连在一起 we're gonna be bonded...
直到永远 you know... forever.
如果你在高中时告诉我 有一天 You know, if you told me back in high school that one day
我的肾能清洗苏珊·布雷默的血液 my kidney would be cleansing Susan Bremer's blood,
我会成为世界上最幸福的人 I would have been the happiest guy on earth.
我很高兴 我让你梦想成真了 Well, I'm glad I could make that happen for you.
-我的天 -拿去 - Oh, my. - Here
去啤酒店买几罐超炫的 Why don't you go see what's shaking at the malt shop?
谢了 外婆 Wow. Thanks, grandma.
这些都是什么 Hey. What's all this?
一点小礼物 谢谢你几天来的帮助 A little thank you for all the help you've been
打开它 快打开 the last few days. Open it, open it.
太漂亮了 Wow, it's beautiful.
2200美元呢 眼都没眨一下 Mm-hmm. 2200 bucks. Didn't bat an eye.
这可是不是笔小数目 That's a lot of money.
那儿珠宝多得目不暇接 Oh, there's more where that came from.
不如你们全家 Hey, why don't you and the whole fam-damily
星期天都来我家吃晚饭吧 come to my house for dinner sunday night?
我以为你星期天晚上要过来呢 I thought you were coming here sunday night.
我还打算叫孩子去接你呢 I was gonna send one of the kids to pick you up.
不了 我觉得你过来会比较好一点 Nah. I think it's better you come to me.
但是周一孩子要上学 而且汤姆 Oh, but sunday's a school night, and Tom's got
星期一有个早会 星期六怎么样 an early meeting monday morning. How about saturday?
不 星期天 Nah. Sunday.
提醒一句 Oh, heads up--
晚饭可是很高档的 你得让男孩们 Dinners at the center are fancy. You'll have to squeeze
穿上夹克打上领带 those boys of yours into some jackets and ties.
但是 妈 妈 妈 But, mom... mom... mom!
你难道没听到吗 我们没有时间 Are you not listening? It's not gonna work for us.
我认为你会想到办法的 勒奈特 I would think you would want to make it work, Lynette...
想想我将为这个家做出的贡献 given everything I'm gonna be doing for the family.
你是在要挟我吗 Are you blackmailing me?
不是 我是邀请你去晚宴 No! I'm inviting you to dinner.
如果你不能来 我可以邀请你其他姐妹 If you can't make it, I can ask one of your sisters.
不 不 不 掩护队友 No, no, no, no, no. No, cover your man. Come on.
宝贝 比赛马上就结束了 Hey, babe. Game's almost over.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
你还好吧 You okay?
对不起 我应该早点给你的 I'm sorry. I should have given this to you before.
为什么你要给我 Why are you giving me a picture
那个批萨店孩子的照片 of the kid from the pizza place?
他是你儿子 He's your son.
我还是不能接受 I still can't get over this.
你碰巧遇到了一个高中同学 You run into some random classmate from high school,
而他将要拯救你的生命 and he's gonna end up saving your life?
我就是想不通这一点 Here's the part I can't get over.
你跟他没有过什么吗 You never put out for this guy?
不 我几乎不记得他 No. No, I barely remember him.
门罗只是无私地在做善事 Monroe is just doing this incredibly selfless act of charity.
太激动人心了 It's inspiring.
这是什么 What's this?
没什么 放那儿 Uh... n-nothing. Just put that away.
封面上有你的名字 闪闪发光呢 It's got your name on the cover in glitter.
不 这只是门罗给的礼物 快还给我 No, it's just a gift from Monroe. Can I please have that?
我的天 Oh, my god.
你过去很辣啊 现在咋这样了 Yeah. You used to be cute. What happened?
不 这里看起来有上百万张你的照片 No, there's, like, a million pictures of you in here.
我猜他对我有点意思 I guess he had a little crush on me.
意思 不 苏珊 Crush? No, Susan.
这个叫门罗的奉你为女神 This Monroe guy's obsessed with you.
这就是一个神殿 This is a shrine.
- 不是 - 就是的 我知道 -It is not. -It is. I know.
我也做过 这就是为什么我被禁止 I've made them. That's why I'm not allowed
给莱恩·西克雷斯特寄东西 to mail things to Ryan Seacrest anymore.
[莱恩·西克雷斯 美国著名节目主持]
这很恐怖 就像电影里一样 It's creepy. It's like the part of the movie
在他的地下室里 有一张女人照片 when they go to the guy's basement and find the candles
照片前摆着蜡烛 in front of the picture
就是他下个杀害的目标 of the woman he's gonna kill.
这些人通常都是被误解的 You know... those guys are often misunderstood.
而你要接受这种男人的肾 And you're gonna take a kidney from this man?
好的 我承认 Okay, I admit,
我自己也有点担心 I-I'm a little concerned,
是的 有5%的可能他是个偷窥者 and, yes, he may be 5% stalker.
这是一卷你的头发吗 Is this a lock of your hair?
10% 的可能 10% stalker.
可如果我不接受 可能就得再等上6年 But if I don't take his kidney, I could wait another six years.
我为什么要冒那风险 Why shouldn't I do it?
因为你将永远和他断不了关系 Because you'll be forever connected to him.
你再也摆脱不了他 You'll never get rid of him.
我还有种预感 And I have a feeling
那还不是他唯一想和你分享的器官 That's not the only organ he wants to... share with you.
-卡洛斯 能摸摸我的额头吗 -不摸 - Carlos, can you feel my forehead? - No.
-我觉得我发烧了 -你好得很 - I think I have a fever. - You're fine.
-你还没摸呢 -没那必要 撒谎精 - You didn't even feel! - 'cause I don't need to. Liar.
才不是 我真的病了 另约时间吧 No, I'm really sick. Let's reschedule.
我今天真看不了治疗师了 I shouldn't see the therapist today.
进去吧 We're going in.
-如果我要吐了呢 -这里正是理疗室 - What if I need to throw up? - It's a therapist's office.
-你就是来吐槽的 -卡洛斯 - You're supposed to get it all out. - Carlos--
你不去也得去 没得商量 You are going to therapy, and that's all there is to it.
好吧 我能不能先去个洗手间 Fine. Can I at least go to the bathroom first?
你知道我膀胱很小 You know I have a bladder the size of a dime.
-我们结婚多少年了 -太多年了 - How many years have we been married? - Too many, if you ask me!
-你想去哪里 -回家 - Where do you think you're going? - I'm going home.
不行 加布 你病了 需要治疗 No. Gaby, you are sick. You need help.
你想让我吃药的话 我会乖乖吃药 Look, you want me take pills, I will take them.
你要是想让我见催眠师 就带到家里来吧 You want me to see a hypnotist? Bring him to the house.
你请道士来驱邪我都不反对 Hell, I'll even let you hire a priest to do an exorcism.
可我就是不想和那个女人谈话 But what I am not going to do is talk to that woman in there.
为什么 Why not?
因为她想让我聊聊我的童年 Because she wants to talk about my childhood!
我可以说句话吗 Can I say one thing?
你以前就跟我谈过这件事 You did find a way to talk about it before... with me.
就那一次 我们结婚了 Just that once. We had gotten married.
我觉得你有权知道这事 I thought you had a right to know.
你也说过再也不想谈起这事 And you said that you never wanted to talk about it again,
我也尊重你的想法 and I have respected that.
可这么些年来 我目睹了这让你有多难受 But over the years, I have seen what it costs you.
那么多个夜晚 我都听到你在浴室哭泣 The nights I hear you crying in the bathroom...
每每有人问起你的过往 你总阴郁着脸 sad look on your face when people ask about your past...
你自以为已抛出脑后 可你并没有 加布 you think that you've left it behind, but you haven't, Gaby.
你始终活在这阴影里 You carry that burden around with you.
我只想让你抱些希望 I just want you to consider the idea that
这个治疗师或许可以帮你走出阴霾 this therapist might be able to help you let all that go.
你能和我一起去吗 Can you come with me?
所以当格雷斯离开我时 So when I lost Grace,
我顿生亟需保护孩子的念头 it tapped into this need I have to protect children.
你认为这种念头从何而来 Where do you think this need came from?
因为以前没人保护过我 'cause no one protected me.
我还小时 继父就骚扰了我 When I was a child, my stepfather molested me.
上车 Get in.
给我个理由 Why would I do that?
我知道扎克在哪里 I know where Zach is.
我们是去爱达荷吗 Are we driving to Idaho?
我之前不告诉你他的住处 Look, the reason I didn't tell you where he was before
是因为我不知道你意图何在 is I didn't know what you wanted to do to him.
但无论你想对他怎样 But whatever it is,
总比他现在自残好 it can't be worse than what he's doing to himself.
他举枪杀我后 我还有什么理由关心他 And why should I care about that after he tried to kill me?
他是你的儿子 He's your son.
也是我的儿子 He's my son.
他需要我们俩的帮助 He needs our help.
邻居好啊 Hey, neighbor.
门罗 Monroe. Uh...
你叫我"邻居"是什么意思 What do you mean, "Neighbor"?
你的房东给我看了间房子 Well, uh, your landlady's showing me an apartment.
我想既然我们又回到了彼此的生活 I figured now that we're back in each other's lives,
我住得近些会更好 it would be better if I lived close.
对 Yeah, uh...
是这样的 Here's the thing about that.
再亲近... There's close...
也不能像格伦·克洛斯那样 And then there's Glenn Close.
[电影《致命诱惑》女主角 饰演变态跟踪狂]
感觉有点像... This feels a little...
跟踪狂 stalky.
跟踪狂 Stalky?
我可是准备给你个肾啊 I-I'm giving you a kidney.
门罗 跟我来 Monroe, come with me.
前天你来我家时 The other day, when you were over here,
我没给你交代清楚 I did not give you the full story.
这位是麦克 This is mike.
他是我的丈夫 He is my husband.
这是我们的儿子M.J. And this is our son M.J.
好 为什么给我看这个 Okay. Why are you showing me this?
因为我想让你看清楚 Because I want you to see that
照片里再也容不下任何人了 there isn't room for anyone else in that picture.
别误会 Don't get me wrong.
你想给我捐肾 我由衷地感激 I am so grateful that you want to give me a kidney.
可一旦手术完毕 就再也不会有下文了 But once the operation is over, that has to be it.
为什么 Why?
因为... Because...
你要的可不只是友情 可我已婚了 You want to be more than friends, and I'm married.
棘手的问题是... The tricky part is that...
我仍需要一个肾 I still need a kidney...
因为我想为了这张照片里的两位 'cause I want to stay healthy for...
特别人士 健健康康地活着 the two special guys in that picture.
所以如果你... So if you...
仍然想要献给我一个肾 still want to give me one...
不附带任何条件 no strings attached,
我将很荣幸地接受 I will be honored to take it...
并且永远感激你 and you will have my eternal gratitude.
对 可这就是我能得到的全部 Yeah, but that's all I'll have.
你觉得呢 What do you say?
我做不到 I can't.
我... I, uh...
我以为如果我这么做 那... I thought if I did this, then...
你最终会... you would finally...
我知道 I-I know.
我知道 I know.
我很抱歉 I-I'm so sorry.
大可不必 Don't be.
我不会有事的 I'll be fine.
好的 我想 回头见 All right. I guess... i'll--I'll see you around.
应该是见不到了 Actually, I guess I won't.
我们或许认为 我们已忘却过去 We may think we've left the past behind,
可往事总会想方设法 but it has a way...
映入我们的脑海 of catching up to us.
尽管我们极力逃脱 Though we want to run away,
还是得正面过去 we are forced to confront our past...
我们深埋的秘密 And the secrets that it buried...
也随之浮出水面 must come into the light.
然后 如果我们足够坚强 And then, if we are strong,
就能顺利前行 we are able to move on.
没错 我们都得释怀过去 Yes, we all need to leave the past behind
奔向美好的未来 and move on toward the future.
如若有幸 And if we're lucky,
会遇贵人相助 we will have help getting there.