《绝望主妇》前情回顾 Previously on...
加布获悉秘密 Gaby learned a secret.
李和我一直想领养一个孩子 Lee and I are trying to adopt a baby.
麦克承诺 我能担起照顾家庭的责任 Mike made a commitment. I can be a guy who takes care of his family.
勒奈特受到威胁 Lynette was warned.
我跟普林斯顿说 想把婚礼提前到下星期 下星期 I told Preston I want to move up wedding to next week. Next week?
杀人凶手的出现让大家人心惶惶 A killer put everyone on edge.
不敢相信她死了 我要回家了 I can't believe she's dead. I gotta go home.
我妈妈吓坏了 我在她身边陪陪她 会好一些 My mom's so freaked out this could have been me. She wants me around.
这么说 你是我哥哥 So you're my brother?
准确地说 同父异母的哥哥 疑云重重 Half-brother, to be precise. Suspicion was born.
我们到底对山姆了解多少 我会尽我所能找出真相 What do we really know about Sam? I should find out everything I can.
为什么不呢 他是你哥哥啊 Why shouldn't you? He's your brother.
危险分子来到了紫藤郡 And a very dangerous man arrived on Wisteria Lane.
好邻居 Good neighbors...
在你需要的时候借糖给你 They loan you cups of sugar...
告诉你为什么你的车子发动不了 They tell you why your car won't start...
他们还帮你找到丢失的宠物 They even help you find your lost pets.
我只想知道这个人是谁 I just wanna know who this person is...
哪怕你只是遇上了小小的麻烦 Good neighbors also come over
友好的邻居也会前来拜访 at the slightest hint of trouble...
不管你是否需要他们 Whether you want 'em there or not.
-没道理这样 -你知道吗 我懒得再和你吵了 Being unreasonable! You know what? I'm tired of fighting about this.
好啊 走啊 你不是每次都这样吗 Okay, fine. Walk away. It's what you always do.
加布 你在这干什么 Gaby, what are you doing? Uh...
我来还李借我的杂志 I came to return this magazine Lee lent me,
然后听见你们在吵架 所以 but you two were arguing, so...
所以你在这里偷听找乐子 So you decided it would be fun to eavesdrop?
天哪 你就像能看穿我的灵魂 God, it's like you see into my soul,
而且还不介意 谢谢 and yet you don't judge. Thank you.
来吧 告诉我发生了什么 Oh, come on. Tell me what happened.
我们的卵子捐赠者反悔了 Our egg donor backed out.
又这样 Not again.
如果下月还不能手术的话 And the surrogate we hired will pull out
代孕妈妈也泡汤了 不能另外找个卵子捐赠者吗 if the procedure isn't done in the next month. Well, can't you find another egg donor?
如果李不挑剔的话 当然可以 你干嘛和她说这事 We could, if Lee wasn't so picky. Why are you discussing this with her?
看在上帝的份上 我刚偷听到的 快继续 For god sakes, I was eavesdropping. Catch up.
好吧 我承认 我是很挑剔 Okay, yeah, I'm picky.
我们花了两年的时间选购床垫 We spent two years choosing a mattress.
我可不会随随便便在电话本上 I'm not just going to get our child's d.N.A.
-找个卵子捐献者 -如果失去这个代孕妈妈 Out of the yellow pages. If we lose the surrogate,
再找一个要花好几个月的时间 是啊 然后她又会因为一些荒谬的原因退出 it could take months to find another one. Yeah, and then she'll drop out for some ridiculous reason,
我再也受不了了 and I can't take any more of this!
可能我们根本 -不适合做父母 -别说蠢话 You know, maybe we're not supposed to be parents. Don't talk like that!
拜托 你不觉得 Come on! Doesn't it seem like
这是宇宙在暗示我们吗 为什么不问我借 the universe is trying to tell us something? Why not take mine?
-借什么 -卵子啊 Take your what? My eggs.
我有这个条件 I mean, I've got plenty,
况且我不想看见你们不开心 and I hate to see you guys so unhappy.
有何妨呢 So what the heck?
好邻居总是乐于助人 Good neighbors... they're people who try to help others. Oh!
而坏邻居会许下那些 Bad neighbors are people who make promises
难以兑现的承诺 they can't possibly keep.
晨报上说 有个女孩失踪了 The morning paper said a young girl was missing.
据她家人说 It quoted her family,
说她是上班途中失踪的 who said she had vanished on her way to work.
据她的朋友们说 It quoted her friends,
她不可能是离家出走 who said she wasn't the type to run away from home.
警方表示 It quoted the police,
几乎没有线索 无法查下去 who said they had very little evidence to go on.
不幸的是 这条消息并没引起人们的注意 Sadly, people didn't pay much attention to this bit of news.
没人能看出 No one thinks about evil
魔鬼正悄悄临近 until it shows up on their doorstep,
很快就会出现了 which it soon would.
哦 天哪 贼 Oh, my god. Thief!
嗨 你 Hey! You!
别动 女士 请把那东西放下 Freeze! Whoa! Whoa! Lady, put that thing down.
是啊 既然我都出来了 不如亲手把钥匙给你 是吧 Oh, yeah? While I'm at it, why don't I just hand you the keys?
迅速趴下 别紧张 我不是偷东西 Now hit the dirt! Relax. I'm not stealing anything.
我只是收回我的货 This is a repossession.
我有那么傻吗 起火啦 起火啦 Do I look stupid to you? Fire! Fire!
你到底在搞什么呢 如果喊"起火啦" 人们会迅速赶来 What the hell are you doing? People come quicker when you yell "fire."
我想我说过了吧 迅速趴下 Now I believe I told you to hit the dirt!
哪儿起火啦 Where's the fire?
苏珊 你还好吧 Susan, you okay?
我没事 打911吧 I'm fine. Just call 9-1-1!
怎么回事 这个贼想偷你的车 Hey, what's going on? This thief is trying to steal your truck!
你就是那个欠了4个月帐没付的家伙 Hey. You're the guy who's four months behind on his payments?
是的 Yeah.
停止 趴下 打滚 Stop, drop and roll!
你为什么不告诉我 你有财务问题 Why didn't you tell me you were having money problems?
我只是想在大家发现之前悄悄把事情解决 I was hoping business would pick up before anybody found out.
看来已经迟了 But I guess that's no longer an option.
麦克 我们谈过这事 Mike, we talked about this.
我跟你说过 我想帮你 I told you, I am willing to help.
我也跟你说过 我不想拿老婆的钱 And I told you, I'm not taking my wife's money.
别再大男人主义了 Well, enough with the macho pride.
我有稳定的收入 I make a steady paycheck,
卖掉脱衣舞俱乐部股份 拿了不少钱 and I have all that money from selling Karl's strip club.
不 我绝对不会要你前夫的钱 No. I'm definitely not taking your ex-husband's money.
我们说完了吧 Are we done here?
当然 只要你能跟我说清楚 没了车 你还怎么做水管工 Sure. As long as you can explain how you're going to run a plumbing business without a truck.
不知道 我会想办法解决 I don't know. I'll figure it out.
说到书的封面 我想到这样一幅画面 你身着晚礼服 And for the cover of the book, I see you in an evening gown,
坐在一堆干草上 摇起晚餐铃 sitting on a bale of hay, ringing a dinner bell.
我喜欢这点子 真有你的 I love it. Such a sense of whimsy.
哇 绝妙的二重奏啊 Well, if it isn't the dynamic duo.
你们和出版商谈得怎么样 How did your meeting with the publisher go?
棒极了 Fantastic.
布鲁斯喜欢南部菜肴新潮烹饪食谱这个主意 Bruce loved the idea of a nouvelle southern cookbook.
而且你哥哥当场就想出了 营销口号 告诉他 山姆 And your brother came up with the marketing slogan in the room. Tell him, Sam.
"范德坎普太太 "Mrs. Van De Kamp
引你一起体验家庭烹饪的更高层次" introduces you to upscale down-home cuisine."
很吸引人啊 我想你一定很懂市场营销吧 Catchy. I-I guess you know all about marketing,
连MBA学位都拿到了 having an mba and all.
我想是吧 I guess so.
当然 除了有一点 其实你没有MBA学位 Except, of course, you don't actually have an mba.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我打了几个电话 查了查你的档案 I made a few calls, checked a few records.
看来这个金童从来就没拿到学位啊 Turns out the golden child never got his degree.
这是真的吗 Is this true?
是的 我缺了一些课 Yes. I'm a few classes short.
其中一门课是伦理学吧 Is one of them ethics?
安德鲁 请别这样 Andrew, please.
我不明白怎么会这样 I don't understand.
最后一学期 It was the final semester.
还差两个月就毕业了 We were about two months in
医生告诉我 我妈妈没救了 when the doctor told me my mother was terminal.
我离开学校 带她回家 I left school and brought her home
免得她死在医院 so she didn't have to die in the hospital.
你要是愿意 If you like,
我给你看看她的死亡证明 I can save you a phone call
省得你打电话查了 and bring in her death certificate.
行吧 That's okay.
校方同意让我和同学们一样毕业 The university let me graduate with my class.
下个月我就能修完学分了 I should finish my coursework next month.
不过 对不起 布里 But I'm sorry, Bree.
我不该歪曲我的学历 I should not have misrepresented myself.
每个人总有做错事的时候 Everyone steps over the line now and then.
有则改之 无则加勉 Let's all make an effort not to,
好吗 shall we?
这女人很差劲 你干嘛带我来这 This woman is incompetent. Why you bring me here?
是你说要去俄式婚庆用品店的 Hey, you're the one who had to come to a Russian bridal shop.
大错特错 It was mistake.
你现在在用你的母语骂人 真是讽刺 Well... look at the fun you're having chewing people out in your native tongue.
抱歉 她很无礼 Hey. Sorry for the way she's been talking to you.
别担心 你不是失去儿子 Don't worry. You're not losing a son.
而是娶了个万恶的儿媳 You are gaining a pain in the ass.
跟我说说看 Tell me about it.
我儿子正要跟一个他毫不了解的女人结婚 My son is marrying a woman he barely knows.
他正在铸下终身大错 He's making the biggest mistake of his life,
我对此束手无策 and I am powerless to stop him.
你要是愿意 If you like,
我倒是有些对付的办法 maybe I get a little sloppy with the pushpins.
哇 你真好 Aw, you're sweet.
艾瑞娜 你的电话 Irina? It's your phone.
如果是普雷斯顿 告诉他我很快就回去 If it's Preston, tell him I be home soon.
好的 公主殿下 Okay, your highness.
新娘的电话 Bride's phone.
艾瑞娜 Irina...
好的 慢点说 我不懂俄语 Okay. Slow down. I... I don't speak Russian.
艾瑞娜 有个俄国人找你 听起来很生气 Irina, it's some Russian guy, and he doesn't sound happy.
亚历克西 Alexei...
那是谁啊 Who was that?
打错电话了 Wrong number.
打错电话吗 那人指名道姓地找你呢 Wrong number? He asked for you by name.
我要是想让你知道 我会用英语说的 If I wanted you to know, I would say it in English.
太太 Missus?
我能用英语说 I can say it in English.
特浓卡布其诺 加热 Hey. Double cappuccino, extra hot.
还要点别的吗 Need anything else?
灵感 Inspiration.
抱歉 我们只提供松饼 Sorry. We just have muffins.
你在写什么呢 What are you working on?
一部小说 A novel.
我知道 有个人也在咖啡馆写小说 I know... another guy in a coffee shop writing a novel.
世界需要这个 Just what the world needs.
不 我觉得很好 能问问是写什么吗 No, I think it's cool. Mind if I ask what it's about?
你真想知道吗 You really wanna know?
想知道 I do.
一开始是个爱情故事 It started out as a love story,
但逐渐走向悲伤 but it's getting kind of dark.
主人公遇到了女孩 This guy meets this girl,
两人从一无所有开始 takes her from nothing,
给她带来生命的意义 gives her life meaning.
基本上等于重塑了她 Basically creates her.
继续说 Okay.
接着有一天 Then one day,
她消失了 she just disappears...
不见了 Vanishes...
跟另一个男人走了 With another man.
倒霉的主人公 Sucks for the guy.
她还带走了他的孩子 And she takes his baby.
该死 她听起来真不要脸 Damn. Well, she sounds like a bitch.
确实 Sure does.
管她呢 我现在写到 Anyhow, I'm up to the point
这个男人找了她很长时间 where the guy who's been looking for her for a long time
终于找到了 finally tracks her down.
到这儿我就卡住了 And that's where I'm kind of stuck.
他该怎么做呢 What does he do?
我并不了解细节 Well, I don't know all the details,
不过你说当时很黑 对吧 but you said it was dark, right?
是啊 Yeah.
我觉得这男的会杀了她 Seems to me the guy would kill her.
有意思 我一开始也是这么想的 Funny. That was exactly my first instinct, too.
不行 No.
不行 你要捐赠卵子 来征求我同意 我说 不行 No? You asked my permission to be an egg donor, and I said "no."
我不是在征求你同意 我是在告诉你 Oh, I wasn't asking you. I was telling you.
抱歉 我没同意的话你不能做这事 Sorry. You can't do this without my approval.
你的卵子有一半是我的 Those eggs are half mine.
-何出此言 -我是你老公 How so? I'm your husband.
从你子宫里出来的东西50%也属于我 I own 50% of whatever comes out of that uterus.
你觉得我的身体属于你 Oh! So you think you own my body.
你穿的衣服是我买的 I pay for the clothes it wears,
按摩的钱是我付的 the massages it receives
以后要做什么手术也会是我买单 and the implants it will one day require.
就算它不是我的 我至少也是个大股东 If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder.
也就是说我可以阻止你 Which means I can stop you
随随便便就把卵子 from handing out your eggs like party favors
捐给没孩子的同性恋家庭 to every childless gay couple that wanders by.
你不能阻止我 我的卵子我说了算 You cannot stop me. I can do whatever I want with my eggs.
那我付款的信用卡我还说了算呢 And I can do whatever I want with the credit cards I pay for.
比如 我可以停卡 For example, I can cut them up.
我才不管信用卡怎么样呢 I don't care about credit cards.
我是想做点好事 I am trying to do something noble here.
我在帮助他们建立家庭 I'm helping these people become a family.
你把卡藏起来了是吧 You've hidden the cards, haven't you?
很明显了 Damn straight.
好吧 那我求求你 Okay, I am begging you,
作为你的丈夫 as your husband,
请你不要这样做 please don't do this.
你的孩子就住在隔壁 感觉太怪了 It'll be too weird having your d.N.A. Living next door.
我才不管 我已经下定决心了 I don't care. My mind is made up.
我要帮助鲍勃和李生个孩子 I am going to help Bob and Lee have a baby
好让他们能体验 那种我们偶尔才能 so they can experience the same love and joy
感受到跟孩子在一起的愉悦 that we occasionally have with our children.
所以那个俄国售货员给我翻译了一下 So the Russian salesgirl translated for me,
你绝对猜不到艾瑞娜给那个 and you'll never guess what Irina said to the...
电话里的狂躁男人说了什么 Angry guy on the phone.
你真要让我猜吗 Please don't make me guess.
她说 打电话去叫警察啊 She said, "go ahead and call the police."
你永远也找不到我 You'll never find me."
就这个 And that's it?
你还想听什么 How much more do you need?
她是个外国人 她犯了法 She is a foreigner. She's done something criminal.
把她驱逐出境啊 Start your deportation now.
女士 没有犯罪证据 Ma'am, without proof of criminal activity,
我什么也做不了 there's nothing I can do.
你就不能 审问一下她吗 Can't you at least... Interrogate her?
没错 如果你想扇她耳光 Yes, and... if you wanna slap her around a bit,
我也绝对毫无怨言 you'll get no complaints from me.
斯加沃太太 我们这是政府机构 Look, Mrs. Scavo, we are a government agency.
我们不能因为你觉得她不适合你儿子 We can't investigate your future daughter-in-law
就去调查你未来的儿媳妇 just because you don't think she's good for your son.
我懂了 Ah. It all makes sense now.
你单身对吧 没孩子 You're single, right? Never had any kids?
那又怎样 Yeah. So?
你就是不明白 You just don't get it.
一家人真漂亮 那是你儿媳妇吗 Hi. Nice-looking family. Is that your daughter-in-law?
是啊 Yeah.
你们处得怎么样 You two get along?
一言难尽啊 Don't get me started.
有时间吗 Got a minute?
-MJ 你在干嘛呢 -堵水槽 M.j., what are you doin'? Clogging the sink.
什么 What?
爸爸需要工作 Daddy needs work.
亲爱的 你真好 不过爸爸 Ohh! Honey, that's sweet, but daddy only gets paid
只有在给别人家干活的时候才有收入 when other people have plumbing problems.
所以我应该到别人家去堵水槽吗 So I should do this to somebody else's sink?
不 亲爱的 No, honey.
那样可不对 That would be wrong.
我和麦克出了点问题 有关他的大男人主义 Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego.
长话短说 我能堵了你家的下水道吗 Long story short... Can I clog your drain?
在我回家之前别给麦克打电话 So don't phone Mike until I get home.
你打给他的时候得用可怜兮兮的语气 Ugh. Okay, and when you call him, sound desperate.
那样他会比较有成就感 That way, he'll feel useful.
周六后再打给他 他周末花的时间长一些 But don't call till Saturday. He gets double time on weekends.
这些钱还够付小费的 There's enough there for a tip,
不过你给他的时候得小心点 but careful when you give it to him.
我不希望他觉得谁在帮他的忙 I don't want him thinking anyone's doing him a favor.
相信我 布鲁斯 尝过了这些食谱 Trust me, Bruce. After they taste these recipes,
他们马上就会同意 they will be on board.
给我个机会让他们惊艳一把 Just give me the chance to dazzle them.
好的 再见 Okay. Bye.
有问题吗 Problems?
布鲁斯在和销售团队见面的时候 受到了拒绝 Bruce got a little resistance when he met with the sales team.
他们担心南方的食谱会有点重口味 They fear southern cookbooks are a tad overdone.
所以我建议来个晚宴 So I suggested we have a little dinner
-让他们自己体验一下食谱 -太好了 to let them sample the recipes themselves. Excellent.
我们一定得好好表现 We have to really impress them.
看看能不能订到大不列颠酒店的 Let's see if we can book the private dining room
-私人餐厅 -我来解决 at the britannian hotel. I'll take care of it.
不过 我有些话不太好开口 But before I do, I have something... difficult to say.
我希望不是关于MBA的那件事 Well, I hope it's not about that silly mba business.
我应该知道安德鲁昨天为什么怀疑我了 I think I know why Andrew tried to discredit me yesterday.
他知道你让我来审计账簿 Oh? He knew you had me auditing the books,
他也知道我会发现些什么 and he knew what I was gonna find.
你发现什么了 What did you find?
你向多纳利家收了5箱伏特加的钱是吗 Did you charge the donellys for five cases of vodka?
是啊 怎样 Yeah. So?
从发票上看 According to our invoices,
只给他们发了4箱 only four were delivered to their party.
扶轮社午餐会付了7箱葡萄酒的钱 And the rotary club luncheon was charged for seven cases of wine,
结果只收到6箱 你干嘛查这些 and only six showed up. Why are you even looking at this stuff?
我貌似记得你刚好在那个周末开了个派对 And I seem to recall your having a party that same weekend,
有很多葡萄酒和伏特加 with lots of wine and lots of vodka.
好吧 我拿了些多余的酒回家 Okay, yeah, I-I took some leftover booze to my house
办派对 有什么大不了的 for a party. What's the big deal?
那不是多余的 你向客户收钱了 It wasn't leftover. You charged the client for that liquor.
-这是盗窃 -是山姆跟你说的吗 That's stealing. Is Sam the one who told you about this?
我们现在讨论的不是山姆 很有这个必要 We are not talking about Sam right now. But we need to.
你还没发现他是哪种人吗 Can't you see the type of person he is?
发现了 他是那种辍学 Yes, he is the type of person who leaves college
来照顾将逝的母亲的人 to care for his dying mother.
而你是那种从客户那里盗窃的人 You are the type of person who steals from clients.
你愿怎么想怎么想 Believe what you wanna believe,
我才不想听 but I'm not gonna listen to this.
安德鲁 Andrew.
不许走 Don't you walk away from me!
你还没发现他在操纵你吗 Can't you see how he's manipulating you?
你到底是有多蠢 我是挺蠢的 居然信任你 How stupid can you be? Apparently I'm stupid enough to have trusted you.
我是个大麻烦 那干嘛不直接炒了我呢 Well, if I'm the problem, why not just fire me?
正有此意 别逼我 I'm tempted. Don't push me.
收拾东西走人 把钥匙交回来 Clear your things out and turn in your keys.
汤姆 Oh, hey, Tom.
艾瑞娜和普雷斯顿有没有说 他们什么时候从购物中心回来 Did Irina and Preston say when they'd be back from the mall?
停下 Stop!
停下什么 Stop what?
没说你 我在教帕克开车 Not you. I'm teaching Parker to drive.
我准备去查查艾瑞娜的护照号 Okay. I'm planning to steal Irina's passport number.
天啊 你又有什么打算 Oh, god. What are you up to now?
我交了一个在移民局工作的好朋友 I have a new best friend at immigration
她有个朋友在俄罗斯大使馆上班 who's got a friend at the Russian embassy
同意帮我做个背景调查 who's agreed to initiate a background search.
勒奈特 这么做太离谱了 Lynette, this is getting out of hand.
这个女人另有隐情 我一定要揭穿她 That woman is hiding something, and I am taking her down.
找到了 Da!
你给我买了漂亮的礼物 现在我要感谢你 You buy me beautiful things, and now I thank you. Ahh!
快进去 Come on.
我们不该关着门待在里面 We shouldn't be in here with the door closed.
我妈妈会发疯的 你妈太大惊小怪了 My mom gets a little freaked out. Well, your mother is a prude.
女人老了都这样 That is what happens to women when they grow old.
快吻我 Now kiss me. Mmm.
我的天啊 Mmm! Oh, my god.
是谁 Who's that?
你妈妈 Your mom.
"赶紧回家 "Get home now.
"被堵在壁橱的门背后 "Trapped behind the closet door.
普雷斯顿和艾瑞娜准备..." Preston and Irina are about to..."
靠边停 我要赶紧开回家 Pull over. I gotta get home fast.
我会开快车 I can go fast.
说真的 艾瑞娜 我妈妈就在家里 Seriously, Irina, my mom's in the house.
我知道 这样才好玩嘛 I know. Is what make it fun.
枫蜜汁肋排 浇上曼柴尼拉雪利酒 Mmm. Honey maple short ribs drizzled with manzanilla Sherry.
太好吃了 These are amazing.
布鲁斯的销售团队可抗拒不了这样的美味 Bruce's sales team will be powerless to resist.
鉴于刚才发生的事 你能把精力 Well, you are really focused on this dinner,
集中在这顿晚餐上 真是不可思议 which is amazing considering what happened.
我是说 刚解雇了你的儿子 I mean... Firing your own son.
我对安德鲁还做过更糟糕的事呢 I've done worse things to Andrew.
我们的关系非常复杂 We have a... Very complicated relationship.
你在公司待久了 就会明白 You'll see that the longer you're at the company.
怎么会 你已经把他解雇了 How? You fired him.
不 这就是我们相处的方式 No, that's just our pattern.
他激怒我 我把他赶走 He provokes me, and I push him away,
但我们总会和好如初 but we always come back together.
那你打算让他回来 So... you're going to bring him back in?
终究会的 Eventually.
但是他偷东西... But the stealing...
还有他对你说话的方式 我... And the way he spoke to you, I...
山姆 他毕竟是我儿子 Sam, he's my son.
嗨 今天很忙吧 Hey. Busy day, huh?
是啊 忙了一周了 Yeah, busy week.
真有趣 It's so funny.
我接的活 全都在这条街上 I've had all this work right here on the Lane.
这是好事 对吗 Well, that's good, right?
尤其当你没车的时候 Especially since you don't have your truck.
是啊 对了 Uh-huh. Hey.
猜猜我发现了什么 Guess what I found?
我的耳环 Oh! My earring.
我正到处找呢 你在哪找到的 Been looking all over for that. Where'd you find it?
加比家浴缸的下水道里 Gaby's bathtub drain.
是么 Oh.
哦 对了 Ohh, of course.
那天我和加比一起去慢跑 后来我拥抱了她 Gaby and I went jogging, and, uh... And then I hugged her,
我的耳环可能正好掉在她的... so my earring probably got caught in... in her...
运动胸衣里 然后她去洗澡的时候就... Sports bra, and when she went to take a bath...
喂 你想做个爱吗 Hey, do you, uh, wanna have sex?
那么加比家的下水道 安吉家的垃圾粉碎机 So Gaby's drain, Angie's garbage disposal,
勒奈特家的马桶都是... Lynette's toilet...
我是说好好地翻云覆雨一翻 I mean, the really dirty sex.
看来我得把所有的钱都退回去 So now I have to return all that money.
不 你不用 No, you don't.
那钱... I...
是我给她们的 Gave it to them.
你是说 这条街上的每个人都知道 You're saying everyone on the street knows
我在经济上有困难 I'm having financial trouble?
我想他们在看见你的卡车 Well... I think they already figured that out
在家门口被收回的时候 when they saw your truck get repossessed
就已经知道了 out of our driveway.
这简直是耻辱 苏珊 This is humiliating, Susan.
我很抱歉 但是你如果直接让我来 I'm sorry, but it all could've been prevented
偿还你那辆车的钱 这一切都可以避免了 if you'd just let me make a few stupid payments on your truck.
我告诉过你 我不需要你的帮助 I told you, I don't want your help.
这是我的事 我的麻烦 This is my business, my problem.
我可不记得在我们的结婚誓词里 You know, I don't remember all those "mys"
有这么多"我的" in our wedding vows.
这本应是一种伙伴关系 It's supposed to be a partnership.
如果你不肯让我帮助你 If you can't let me help you,
也许是我们的婚姻出了问题 maybe there's something wrong with our marriage.
我不想听这些 好吗 我累了 I'm not gonna listen to this, all right? I'm tired.
我忙了一天 都在浪费时间 I had a busy day wasting my time.
我去沙发上睡 I'll sleep on the couch. Oh.
丹尼 Danny?
你在楼上吗 You up there?
你好 Hello?
天啊 尼克 你吓坏我了 Oh, jeez, Nick, you scared me.
没事 我只是刚到家 Nothing. I just... I just got home,
我好像听到了什么声响 不 没事 and I-I thought I heard a noise. It... no, it's fine.
赶紧回家 好吗 Just hurry home, okay?
敬加布丽尔·索利斯 我们两个 To Gabrielle Solis, the best neighbor
富有又无儿无女的同性恋 一生最好的邻居 two childless, upwardly mobile gay guys could ever have. Mm.
-把它给我 -喂 Aw. I got it. Hey!
不不不 刚才纯粹是仪式需要 No, no, no. That was purely ceremonial.
我们并不想让你喝酒 为什么 会影响我生育吗 We don't want you drinking. Why? Does it affect my fertility?
没错 你算是个酒鬼了 That, and you're kind of a sloppy drunk.
好吧 我们来聊聊孩子 Fine. Let's talk babies.
你们想要个男孩还是女孩 So... what are you guys hoping for... a boy or a girl?
我想要女孩 I want a girl.
那样我们就能让她去参加婴儿盛装游行 That way, we can put her in baby beauty pageants.
是啊 她们化了妆 穿着镶水钻的裙子是那么可爱 对吧 Yeah, they're so cute in their makeup and rhinestone dresses. Right?
是吗 你们会这么做 Really? You guys gonna do that?
-为什么不 -我对打扮孩子的事有些了解 Why not? Well, it's just I kind of dabbled in that world,
对我来说 那有点太麻烦了 别害怕 50%的可能是个男孩 and for me, it was a bit much. Well, don't panic. 50% chance it's a boy.
-那就给他化妆 穿镶水钻的女式背心 -什么 Then it's makeup and rhinestone vests. What?!
他开玩笑的 He's kidding.
最好是玩笑 我可不准你们这么做 Oh! He better be. There's no way I'm allowing that.
现在想想 Mm, now that I think about it,
我真希望是个男孩 I do hope we have a boy.
为什么 And why is that?
我已经生了两个女孩了 我太讨厌买裙子了 I already have two girls. I'm so sick of buying dresses.
等他长大了 When he's old enough,
我一定会带他来一次前所未有的大血拼 I'm gonna take him on the biggest shopping spree ever. Right.
你可以在我们回来拜访的时候这么做 I guess you can do that when we come back to visit.
拜访 你们要去哪 我母亲住在纽约郊外 Visit? Where are you going? My mother lives in upstate New York.
我们想住得离她近点 We thought we'd move closer to her
宝宝可以在家人的陪伴下成长 so the baby can be around family.
真的吗 Really?
有什么问题吗 Is that a problem?
我从来没想过 It just never occurred to me
你们会离开 把我唯一的儿子带走 that you guys would leave and take my only son.
加布 Gaby...
这个孩子 遗传了你的基因 This child... It'll have your genes,
但它不是你的孩子 but it won't be yours.
你明白 对吗 You get that, right?
当然 Of course.
只能这么办 对吧 I mean, it's the only way it can work, right?
来吧 准备好了吗 Come on. You ready?
好了 不许偷看 Okay, no peeking.
这次你们还能赢我吗 You gonna beat me again this time?
大家好 Hey, guys.
你出什么牌 What?
妈妈 为什么你看上去很忧伤 Mommy, why do you look so sad?
我只是在想 如果每天都不能看到你的脸 Well, I was just thinking about what it would be like
我的生活会变成什么样子 if I couldn't see your face every day...
一想到这 我就很难过 And it made me sad.
发生什么事情了 What's going on?
走出厨房吧 Come out of the kitchen.
我希望你能多花点时间同大家待在一起 I want you to spend some time with these people.
在一起喝一杯 Mingle. Have a drink.
我不喝酒 布鲁斯 我可不沾酒 就只喝一杯 I don't drink, Bruce. I'm an alcoholic. One drink.
我可没有要你在聚光灯下左右逢迎 I'm not asking you to swing from the chandelier.
你为什么如此敏感 Why are you so nervous?
我真的是把我所有筹码 都投注到这本书上了 布里 I really put my neck on the line for this book, Bree.
没有人支持我 没有人 No one likes the idea. No one.
我真应该在喝上一杯后就罢手 Oh, I should've stopped at just one drink.
听我说 他们会喜欢这些食物的 Look, they are gonna love the food.
但愿如此 I hope so,
因为如果他们不喜欢 because if they don't, I don't see
我就不知道你下本书能否出版了 how you're going to publish another book of any kind.
给你 Here you are.
把它们放在一个小盘子里。是的，那很好 Just put 'em on a little plate. Yeah, that'll be fine.
终于解脱了 真是麻烦 Hop to, people. This is a big one.
有什么问题吗 这是什么 Something wrong? What's this?
这是我们准备撒在猪排上的雪利酒 It's the Sherry we drizzle on the ribs.
这可不是雪利酒 这是醋 This isn't Sherry. This is vinegar.
醋 Vinegar?
哦 上帝 Oh, my god.
都毁了 It's ruined.
全都毁了 真恶心 They're all ruined. It's disgusting!
请勿将东西随意扔在地板上 The floor's not looking so great either.
停下 不能把这个拿给他们吃 可大多数都已经端出去了 Stop! We can't serve this food. We've already taken out most of the plates.
那你还躇着干啥 快拿回来 Well, don't just stand there. Go get them back.
它怎么会变成醋的 How can it be vinegar?
我们昨晚才试菜的 味道还不错 We tested the recipe last night, and it was perfect,
然后我就把雪利酒锁在酒柜里 是谁动了手脚 and then I locked the Sherry in the liquor cabinet. Who had access?
你有没有在解雇安德鲁后 把他的钥匙交给别人 Did you give Andrew's keys to anyone after you fired him?
他离开时没有上交钥匙 He never returned his key.
天哪 布里 Oh, Bree.
他们不肯把盘子给我 They won't give the plates back.
出版商正准备作一个简短的演说 The publisher guy's giving a little speech,
然后他们就要吃了 and then they're gonna eat.
不 我可不想把我的食谱事业在此终结 No, no, no, no. I am not gonna lose my cookbook career over this.
上帝啊 God.
把那个火枪递给我 Hand me that torch.
请大家尽情享用 Bon appétit, everybody.
我们在停车场提供有酥皮水果馅饼 We're serving cobbler in the parking lot!
我给你做了杯热巧克力 I just made you real hot chocolate.
难道不足矣博红颜一笑吗 Don't I get a smile?
我儿子今晚想要毁掉我的事业 My son tried to ruin my career tonight.
我可笑不出来 I don't think I'll ever smile again.
说实话 Honestly,
我不认为安德鲁和此事有关 I don't think Andrew had anything to do with it.
是吗 You don't?
回想一下整个事件 Mnh. Look at the planning that went into it.
换醋的时机 必须在 The vinegar had to be substituted for the Sherry
你选好雪利酒之后 after you'd selected the bottle
出发去办宴席之前 but before you'd left for the event.
而且要确保你不会再试用 And the ingredient had to be something you wouldn't sample.
要我说 安德鲁可没这么聪明 能把这事搞定 Come on. Andrew's not clever enough to pull that off.
他甚至不可能偷一瓶酒而不被发现 He can't even steal a case of wine without getting caught.
那你认为 会是谁干的呢 Well, then who do you think did it?
我想 这个人必须是聪明绝顶的 Well, it'd have to be somebody pretty smart...
至少拥有能够获得MBA的智力 At least smart enough to get an mba.
你是说山姆 这太荒谬了 Sam? That's ridiculous.
他为什么要害我 Why would he want to hurt me?
谁说他要害你 Who said he wanted to hurt you?
他是想害安德鲁 Andrew's the one taking this fall.
不 那不可能 No, that's not possible.
那他想得到什么 What does he stand to gain?
这个问题问得好 Hmm. What a good question.
趁热喝了你的巧克力吧 Enjoy your chocolate.
曾经有段时间 我发现苏珊 Every once in a while,
总以某种方式看着我 I catch Susan looking at me this certain way.
在我穿衣服的时候 或是修理草坪时 You know, I'm putting on my shirt or mowing the lawn.
我回过头来 I'll turn my head,
发觉她正以这种眼神看着我 and I'll catch her with this look in her eyes,
我就知道 她在想 和我在一起是多么幸运 and I know she's thinking that she's lucky to have me.
所以 我怎能告诉她我破产了 So how can I tell her I'm dead broke?
我怎么能说 我不接受你的钱 How can I say, "I can't take your money,
因为这根本不够 "because it won't begin to cover
偿还我去年欠下的债务 the debts I've been racking up for the last year"?
她以为我只是拖欠几笔车费 She thinks it's a couple of truck payments.
她什么也不知道 She's got no idea.
这会伤透她的心 This would really hurt her.
如果被她发现我向她隐瞒此事 If she found out I kept this from her,
我想我将永远不会从她那里看到那种神情了 I don't think I'd ever see that look from her again...
我不能这么做 And I can't let that happen.
告诉我你需要多少钱 Tell me how much you need.
特浓卡布奇诺 加热 对吧 Double capp, extra hot, right?
你记性真好 Wow. Good memory.
有一段时间没看到你了 我还以为你离开这里了 I haven't seen you for a while. I thought maybe you left town.
我写完书才会离开 Oh, I'm not leaving till I finish my book.
是吗 故事发展得如何 Oh, right, yeah. How's that goin'?
那家伙杀了她吗 Did the guy kill her?
我试着让情节那样发展 I tried to write it that way.
他走过去 她独身一人 He went over there. She was alone.
于是 他的机会来了 He had the chance.
然后呢 And what happened?
接下来很简单 Just seemed too easy.
你又卡壳了 So you stuck again?
没有 No.
我又有一个更好的想法 I've got a better idea.
想一想 If you think about it,
她所做的最过分的事情就是带走孩子 对吗 the worst part of what she did was taking the kid, right?
所以我认为 So I figure
他能采取的最有利的方式就是报复 the best way for him to get revenge...
将她的某些东西夺走 Is to take something from her.
但是 他要从她身上夺走什么 才能解恨呢 But what could he take that's gonna be as bad as what she did?
孩子 The kid.
他打算抢走孩子 是吗 He's gonna take the kid, right?
那正是我在构思的 That's what I'm thinking.
-你好 -你好 Hey. Hey.
我猜卡洛斯已经跟你说过了 So I guess Carlos talked to you guys?
是的 He did.
我对此很难过 I feel awful.
他越想着这事 就越不愿我做这事 The more he thought about it, he just couldn't let me do this.
面对现实吧 他说的也不无道理 And let's face it, he does have a say.
我完全能够理解 加布 这的确值得质疑 It's completely understandable, Gaby. It was a lot to ask.
李在哪 So where's Lee?
我还想和他谈谈 I wanna talk to him, too.
他走了 He left.
走了 Left?
卡洛斯走了以后 After Carlos came over,
我们又吵了一架 Lee and I got into yet another fight,
然后 我们就分手了 and... We broke up.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
李说他不愿再重来一次 Lee says he can't go through it again.
我已经下定决心要个孩子 I'm determined to have a child,
所以 so...
我能帮你什么忙吗 Is there anything I can do?
好吧 Oh, right.
对不起 Sorry.
没关系的 加布 正如刚才所说 这的确值得质疑 It's okay, Gaby. Like I said, it was a lot to ask.
-我左脚的皮鞋不见了 -我们会找到的 My left shoe is missing. We'll find it.
-我不可能只穿一只鞋子去结婚 -先穿好礼服再说 I can't get married in one shoe. Just get dressed.
婚礼半小时内就要开始了 The wedding starts in half an hour.
其实他可以穿运动鞋 Hey, maybe he should wear sneakers.
虽然不正式 但他一定喜欢 It'd be wild, like he's too cool to care.
我还是上楼帮他找鞋子去吧 Or I could... I just help him keep looking.
你忙你的 There you go.
勒奈特 帮我找一下普雷斯顿的鞋子 Lynette! Help me look for Preston's shoe!
勒奈特 Lynette?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我要你帮忙 普雷斯顿的鞋子找不到了 I need your help. Preston can't find his shoe.
我藏在烤箱里了 I put it in the oven.
为什么 Why?
因为移民局的那个女官员 Because that woman at immigration
还没给我打电话 never called me back,
我无所适从 and I am screwed.
亲爱的 别这样了 Oh, honey. Come on.
把鞋藏起来 无法阻止他结婚 Hiding a shoe isn't gonna stop them from getting married.
我知道 我就需要点时间来思考 I know. I just wanted a few more minutes
告诉儿子我无法参加他的婚礼 before I had to tell my son I'm not going to his wedding.
勒奈特 Lynette...
我无法做到口是心非 汤姆 I will not be a hypocrite, Tom.
我知道你的感受 I know how you feel.
但你要是认为艾瑞娜现在已占上风了 But if you think Irina's got power now,
那也别等到你参加儿子的婚礼啊 just you wait until you don't show up to your son's wedding.
我希望 Oh, I wish...
我真希望以前我常去教堂 I wish... I went to church more often.
这样我现在就能 I could really use a favor from the man upstairs
向上帝求助了 right about now.
加沃斯太太 Mrs. Scavo?
你一定不会相信我查到了什么 You're not gonna believe what I found.
周日早晨祷告见 I'll see you Sunday morning.
你很漂亮 You look beautiful.
谢谢 Mm. Thank you.
我想这件婚纱 I am guessing this one's much nicer
比你第一次结婚穿的那件更漂亮 than your first wedding dress, you know,
当时你在俄罗斯 与... when you got married in Russia to...
亚历克西·科斯科夫 Alexei kosokov?
在美国 Here in america
我一般和前夫离婚后才会再婚 we actually get divorced before we get married again,
要不然你就得在监狱里度蜜月了 otherwise you spend your honeymoon in jail.
亚历克西告诉我 Alexei told me
同他结婚后 他会给我幸福的生活 if I marry him, he will give me good life.
但他没有 But he didn't.
他不工作 He never worked.
对我很不好 He treat me badly.
他现在不肯签离婚协议书 Now he won't sign the divorce papers
除非我给他钱 unless I give him money.
好吧 Uh-huh. Okay.
这是关于亚历克西的说辞 That explains alexei.
那么... What about...
那个在意大利的家伙呢 他指控你 The guy in Italy...
搜刮了他所有银行存款 Who pressed charges after you cleaned out his bank account?
那家伙是头猪 That guy was a pig.
相信我 那笔钱是我应得的 Believe me, I earned every penny.
在美国对于靠性交易来赚钱的女人 有特定的称谓 We have a term in america for women who get paid for sex,
但绝不是"儿媳" and it's not "daughter-in-law."
你知道为什么我毫不在意吗 You know why it doesn't bother me
我知道你不喜欢我 that you don't like me?
说得没错 Can't wait.
但完全没有关系 Because it really doesn't matter.
事实是 All that matters
再过一个小时 is that one hour from now,
我这个手指上就要戴上婚戒了 I will have a ring on this finger,
而我 and I will be
将成为他生命中最重要的人 the most important person in his life.
把你的小报告给普雷斯顿吧 So give Preston your little file.
我会用种种说辞 I will explain it all away,
他会全盘相信的 and he will believe every word.
他就这么傻 He always does.
普雷斯顿 Preston.
妈妈 你出去一下行吗 Mom, do you mind?
我要和艾瑞娜谈谈 I need to talk to Irina.
好吧 Hi.
你爸爸告诉我 你把婚礼取消了 Your father told me you called off the wedding.
显然 这是明智之举 Obviously, I think you are doing the right thing.
我知道你现在恨我 I know you hate me right now,
但我要让你知道 这没关系 and I just want you to know that I am okay with that.
我爱你 I love you so much.
我宁可你现在憎恨我 I would rather have you resent me
甚至再也不理我 or even cut me off completely
但我也不能让你走错路 than to allow you to make a mistake
那会毁了你的幸福的 所以现在随你 that could ruin your life. So go ahead.
尽你所能来恨我吧 Hate me for as long as you want,
等你想通了以后 我随时会在这里等你 and when you are done, I will be here waiting.
别恨我太久了 因为我会想你的 Mwah. Try not to take too long, 'cause I miss you already.
你去哪啊 Hey. Hey. Where you going?
旅馆 Motel,
然后准备搭飞机离开这鬼地方 till I get flight out of this horrible place.
咋了 斯加沃家没人帮你提下行李吗 What? The Scavos couldn't even give you a lift?
太过分了 That's harsh.
我可不想欠他们家的 I want nothing from the Scavos.
他们可以去死了 They're dead to me.
你真好运 Lucky for you,
我可不姓斯加沃 I am not a Scavo.
关于婚礼真是遗憾 Sorry about the wedding.
这是普雷斯顿的损失 It's Preston's loss, man.
他再也不可能遇到像你这么性感的女郎了 I mean, he'll never get someone as hot as you again.
我不想谈论此事 I don't want to talk about it.
行 我明白 Sure. You know, I get that.
你要是想省钱的话 You know, if you wanna save money,
无须去旅馆了 you could... you could always skip the motel
去我那儿也行啊 and stay at my place.
算了吧 I don't think so.
我答应你 我并不是想找乐子 No, I promise, no... no funny business.
我是说 I mean...
除非你想要 Unless you want some.
要不这样 把我当成 Yeah, I-I mean, think of it as a...
救生圈也行啊 As a transition relationship.
这样有助于你忘了普雷斯顿 It'll help you get over Preston.
我可不介意你来利用我 I-I have no problem letting you use me...
行了 够了 Okay, enough.
我和你可不是一路人 你不觉得吗 I'm a little out of your league, don't you think?
我来美国 I mean, I didn't come to america
可不想与你这种乳臭未干的小毛孩勾搭上 to end up with some greasy-haired little boy.
你干什么啊 What are you doing?!
艾迪 Eddie?
我们都知道罪恶无处不在 We all know that evil exists.
报纸上写满了关于 The newspapers are filled with stories
女孩香消玉陨的噩耗 about young girls who suddenly vanish.
但我们并不关注 But we don't pay attention
因为我们正为婚姻危机而忧虑 because we're worried about our marriages...
为朋友而担心 Concerned about our friendships...
对雇员而疑虑 Anxious about our employees.
确实如此 我们并不关注罪恶 Yes, we don't pay attention to evil
因为我们认为他不会光临寒舍 because we think it will never come to our house.
但他如期而至 But it does.
斯加沃太太 我来接波特一起去上学 Hey, Mrs. Scavo. I'm here to pick up Porter for school.
而有时 And sometimes...
你好吗 How you doin'?
很好 Good.
我们会引狼入室 We let it in.