《绝望主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
加布发现了一个秘密 你的肚子踢了我一下 Gaby made a discovery... Oh! Your stomach just kicked me.
我派你去负责迈阿密的分公司 而卡洛斯使出了强硬手段 I want you to run the Miami office. So Carlos played hardball.
你不能因为我怀孕解雇我 我是在提拔你 You can't fire me for being pregnant. I'm offering you a promotion.
如果你要拒绝并辞职的话 If you choose to turn it down and quit instead,
我也不能阻止你 凯特琳情绪低落 I can't stop you. Katherine broke down.
我爱的男人选择了你 我完了 The man I love chose you. It's over.
为什么我的命这么苦 你爱过他 Why has this been so hard on me? You love him.
我想到了让你解脱的办法了 卡尔有了计划 I found a way to spring you from this marriage. Karl made a plan.
如果他违反了假释条例 和一个重罪狱友联系 法院就会收回他的假释权限 If he violates parole by associating with a known felon, they can revoke it.
所以我们要做的就是 弄两个奥森的狱友过来和他见面 All we need to do is get some ex-con in a room with Orson,
我们拍几张照片 就可以跟他说再见了 take some pictures, and it's bye-bye, Orson.
这个计划太完美了 然后我就可以摆脱他了 That's perfect! And then he'll have to let me go.
尼克打了一通电话 Nick made a call.
帕蒂亚探员吗 我想过去一下 Agent padilla? I'm thinking about coming in.
-邪恶的戏码 -你忘了什么吗 And evil... Did you forget something?
又在我们周围上演 你要干什么 Returned to the neighborhood. What are you doing?
她叫艾米莉·波史密斯 Her name was Emily portsmith,
而她惨死的消息也在瞬间传播开来 and word of her death spread quickly.
镇上的居民都认识她 You see, everyone in town knew Emily.
她有一个受大家尊重的家庭 Her family was well known and respected,
在学校里也受大家欢迎 she'd been popular in school...
在她工作的咖啡店 人人都喜欢她 And her customers at the coffee shop adored her.
人们对她的死都深感震惊 People were shocked to hear she'd been murdered,
这也是因为几个星期前 同样的袭击事件也发生在了另一位女孩身上 mostly because another young woman had been attacked just a few weeks before.
是的 美景镇的居民现在都意识到 Yes, everyone in Fairview now knew
恶魔披着人皮隐藏在他们身边 a killer was walking among them.
他们也会在不久的将来发现 And they would soon learn...
对于恶魔来说这还只是开始 He wasn't finished.
第二天 The next day,
紫藤街的女人们又像往常一样 聚在一起打扑克 the women of Wisteria Lane got together for their weekly poker game.
但不同的是 大家都无心娱乐 But as it turned out, no one was in the mood to gamble.
咖啡店的那女孩是被勒死的 The girl at the coffee shop was strangled,
跟袭击朱莉的手法如出一辙 and Julie was attacked the same way.
很明显这有一个在逃的疯子 现在晚上我可不敢出门了 There is obviously a madman on the loose. I'm afraid to leave my house at night.
至少你有个男朋友可以保护你 At least now you have a boyfriend to protect you.
罗伊吗 这人手无缚鸡之力 Roy? The man threw out his back peeling an orange.
我得全靠我自己 我们要怎么做来保护自己 I'm on my own here. So what do we do to protect ourselves?
在我工作的医院 Down at the hospital where I work,
有提供自我防卫的课程 they offer a self-defense class.
或许我们应该考虑去上上课 -好主意 - Maybe we should consider taking that. - That's a good idea.
-我们可以试试 但你们知道我的座右铭 点38是女性的密友 I guess we could, but you know my motto... .38 special is a girl's best friend.
我喜欢这镶珍珠的枪柄 Ooh, I love the Pearl handle.
跟我的白色套装会很搭 It would look so good with my white suit.
苏珊 你应该试试手感 这把枪非常轻 Susan, you should feel it. It's so light.
从我意外射到凯瑟琳后 我就再也不碰枪了 I don't touch guns anymore, not since I accidentally grazed Katherine.
还在说那是场意外吗 Oh, still going with "accidentally," are we?
喂 亲爱的 我们要去加入自我防卫课 Oh, hey, honey. We're all gonna take a self-defense class.
你要来参加吗 You wanna come with us?
对 让你有些安全感 Yeah. It might make you feel safer.
我是在去倒垃圾的时候被袭击的 Well... I was taking out the trash when I was attacked.
那个凶手不知从哪里冒出来 He came out of nowhere,
在我意识到发生了什么的时候 我已经晕了过去 and I blacked out before I knew what was happening.
如果有人真的想要你的命 你是逃不掉的 If someone really wants to get you, they can get you.
我要去上班了 你还在帮佩妮做服装吗 I'm off. Oh, you're sewing penny's costume?
但我边缝边在读体育版的消息 Yeah, but I'm reading the sports page while doing it,
算是劳逸结合 so they kinda cancel each other out.
对了 给你这个 昂贵的波本威士忌 Oh... Ahem, I got you this... A pricey bourbon.
现在是早上八点四十五 而且我还怀有身孕 It's 8:45 in the morning, and I'm pregnant.
我想我还是不喝了 I think I'll pass.
是送给卡洛斯的 是让你去给他道歉时带的礼物 For Carlos. It's a "sorry I lied about being pregnant" gift.
没这个必要 我了解卡洛斯 I don't need that. I know Carlos.
他发完脾气会冷静下来的 然后又是一个讲道理的人了 He loses his temper, then he calms down and thinks rationally.
再见 如果我是你 Good-bye. Mwah. I'd still bring the booze.
我还是会带着这瓶酒 现在公司缺了我不行 I'm telling you, I am too valuable right where I am.
他不会把我送到佛罗里达去的 There's no way he's gonna try and send me to FlorIda.
旅途愉快 Bon voyage!
怎么回事 What's going on?
卡洛斯跟我们说了提升你去佛罗里达 Carlos told us about the promotion in FlorIda.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
我们大家都会想你的 You are going to be so missed around here!
勒奈特 你去哪里 瑞塔还为你准备了送别诗 Lynette, where you going? Rita wrote you a good-bye poem.
我们能去办公室单独谈谈吗 Can I see you in my office, please?
你只是干什么 What do you think you're doing?
你知道我是不会去的 You know I'm not moving to FlorIda.
那我们就把那条标语改成 Okay, so then we just, uh, change the banner to read,
祝你好运 不 应该读成 "good luck and so long." No, it needs to read,
我告诉你我不会走的 我要一个百吉圈 勒奈特 我能跟你说什么 "I told you I'm not leaving. Someone get me a bagel." Lynette, what can I tell you?
我们的佛罗里达分公司经理职位空缺 We have an opening for you in our FlorIda branch.
但是你在总公司的职位已经给了蒂姆了 But here, your job's already been given to Tim.
告诉蒂姆你弄错了 我不能这么做 Well, tell Tim you made a mistake. I can't do that.
所以我想你现在的唯一出路就是离职了 So I guess this leaves you no choice but to quit.
我知道你现在在做什么 而我也不会任由你摆布 Look, I know what you are doing, and I am not going for it.
如果你不想在见到我 你必须要亲自解雇我 You want me gone, you're gonna have to fire me.
而让我因为解雇一个孕妇而陷进一场官司 And open myself up to a lawsuit by firing a pregnant woman?
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
如果你不介意我还有事情要做 Then if you don't mind, I have work to do.
这不是我孩子的照片 Hey. These aren't my kids.
对 这是蒂姆孩子的照片 No. Those... Are Tim's kids.
这里现在是他的办公室了 This is his office now.
那我的办公室呢 So... What office will I be using?
你在跟我开玩笑吗 这办公室比我肚子还小 Are you kidding me? These twins have a bigger office.
好好工作吧 Enjoy.
你还好吗 How you doing?
我很好 I'm okay.
每个人都认为袭击我的 Everybody seems to think whoever killed Emily
和杀害艾米莉的是同一个人 was probably the same person who attacked me.
对 警察是这么说的 Yeah, that's what the police are saying.
我觉得我们应该竭尽所能帮助他们找到凶手 And I think that we should do everything we can to help them.
你想说什么 Meaning what?
我的意思是是时候告诉他们那个有妇之夫是谁 Maybe now is the time to tell them about the married man you were seeing.
跟这事没任何关系 你不能这么确定 He had nothing to do with it. You don't know that.
有时候出轨的男人 -不止有一个情人 Men who cheat sometimes have more than one girlfriend.
-妈妈 听我说 他不会伤害别人 更别提杀人了 Mom, listen. There is no way he could ever hurt someone, much less kill them.
好吧 Okay.
-如果你确信的话 If you're sure.
-我确信 我是说 为什么他要攻击我 然后又想跟我重新开始呢 I am. I mean... Why would he attack me and then wanna get back together?
等等 你又开始跟他见面了 Wait. Have you started seeing him again?
-没有 No.
-朱莉 就算我有 这是我的生活 不是吗 Julie... Even if I did, it is my life, right?
是的 这是你自己的生活 That's right. It is your life.
到底是我的原因 还是你七岁的时候生活要简单得多呢 Is it just me, or was life much less complicated when you were 7?
抱歉我长大了 Sorry I grew up.
我也很抱歉 Me, too.
警方认为这起扼杀事件跟今年不久前 发生在另一个美景郡女孩身上的 Police are concerned that the strangling of portsmith is connected to a similar attack
一起类似事件有联系 on a Fairview woman earlier this year.
知情者请打电话协助 Anyone with information is being asked to call...
想想吧 Just think...
要不是那些警察 在丹尼身上浪费了那么多时间 If the cops hadn't wasted so much time on Danny,
他们早该在这个人又犯案之前 抓住他了 对吧 they might've caught this guy before he did this again, right?
怎么了 What?
我当时在场 I was there.
在哪 You were where?
咖啡店 At the coffee shop.
我正是在那个女孩关门的时候到的 I got there right when that girl was closing up.
-你开玩笑的吧 -我希望我是 Oh, please be kidding. Nah, I wish I was.
而且我很确信我是最后一个顾客 And I'm pretty sure I was her last customer.
有人看见你吗 But did anybody see you?
没有吧 但这不表示 No, I don't think so, but that doesn't mean
警察不会查出来 我当时在场 the cops won't figure out that I was there.
-如果他们查出来 And if they do...
-他们会再次来跟你谈话 然后可能拘留你 Yeah, they're gonna wanna come and talk to you again a-and maybe run your prints.
是的 我就是这么想的 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
我还想到 我们不应该就这么 坐以待毙 I was also thinking that maybe we shouldn't wait around for that to happen.
不 我不要再搬家了 这次不要 No. I'm not moving again. N-Not this time.
听我说 安吉 你能让我说完吗 Look, Angie... ange... ange, will you just let me finish?
别说了 尼克 我喜欢这里 No, no, no, Nick, I like this place!
这里我有朋友 有工作 I have friends. I have a job.
我在这里像获得了重生 I-I-I-I feel like a real person here again.
我过了18年鬼一样的生活 我不想放弃现在 After 18 years of being a ghost, I-I don't wanna give that up.
好吧 Fine.
大概我们会幸运到警察不会来 All right, maybe we'll get lucky, and the cops just won't come.
不过说实话 我不知道我们还剩下多少幸运 But honestly, I don't know how much more luck we got left.
嗨 Hey.
你好 你是拉莫·本杰明吗 Hello. Are you Lamar Benjamin?
-你有搜查令么 You got a warrant?
-我不是警察那伙的 我是布里·霍吉 Oh, no, I'm not with the police. My name is Bree Hodge.
你在州监狱的时候 认识我丈夫奥森吧 You know my husband Orson from the state penitentiary.
你有时间吗 Do you have a moment?
其他没有 时间大把 I got nothing but moments.
这么说来 你就是霍吉夫人 So you're Mrs. Hodge?
妈的 牙线男对他自己倒挺好的嘛 Damn. Flossy did okay for hisself.
-牙线男 -我们这么叫奥森的 Uh, "flossy"? That's what we called Orson
因为他给我们都发牙线 'cause he got us all dental floss
而且还每餐饭后都用 and then nagged us to use it after every meal.
这样啊 讨厌的家伙 I see. Pain in the ass.
后来因为有人拿它勒死了一个人 全被没收了 我倒是很开心 I was glad when somebody used it to strangle a guard, and they took it all away.
奥森怎么样了 So how's Orson doing?
说实话 拉莫 Well, uh, to be honest, Lamar,
外面的生活对他来说有些艰难 life on the outside's been a little hard for him.
人们对于服过刑的人 非常歧视 People can be so judgmental about men who have served time.
被摧残多了也就习惯了 And if you're a repeat offender, you can forget it.
是啊 Yes. Well...
我听奥森谈起过他有趣的监狱朋友 I've heard Orson speak very fondly of his prison friends,
特别是你 especially you.
真的吗 Really?
那次在操场大战中我拿他当盾牌 'Cause he seemed kind of mad
他貌似很生气啊 after I used him as a shield in that yard fight.
拉莫 他现在一遍遍讲那个故事 笑个不停 Lamar, he just tells that story now and laughs and laughs.
反正 他最近很低迷 我希望你能去看看他 让他开心起来 Anyway, he's been feeling a little blue, and I was hoping you would pay him a visit and cheer him up.
对不起 那样我就坏了规矩 Sorry. I'd be breaking my parole.
如果被发现跟同窗见面 They catch me hanging out with other ex-cons,
我会再被抓进监狱的 they can send me back to jail.
真的吗 这个规矩太傻了 Really? Well, that's a silly rule.
别担心 我们家在一个 Don't worry, though.
很安静的街角 Our house is on the end of a very quiet cul-de-sac.
不会有人知道你来访的 No one would even know you stopped by.
当然 我会补偿你被占用的时间的 And, of course, I would compensate you... For your time.
你来的那天还有三张 And another 3 when you come.
管他呢 搞点社交又没害处 What the hell? No harm in a little social call.
但你不能告诉任何人我来了 But you can't tell anybody I came.
等你更了解我一些 拉莫 When you get to know me better, Lamar,
你会知道我是个口风紧的人 you'll find I have no trouble... Keeping secrets.
你怎么来了 Hey. What are you doing here?
你妈妈跟我说你不太开心 Your mom told me you were upset.
我告诉她我知道怎么逗你开心 I told her I knew how to make you feel better.
薄荷巧克力片味道的 谢谢爸爸 Mint chocolate chip? Thanks, daddy.
我知道这事不是冰淇淋就可以解决的 I know this one's gonna take a lot more than ice cream.
我一直想到他 I keep thinking about him.
他就在某个角落 而且 He's out there, and...
可能他也在想着我 Maybe he's thinking about me.
孩子 不会的 Honey, honey, he's not.
他知道我住的地方 他知道我开什么样的车 He knows where I live. He knows what kind of car I drive.
我有时候想去图书馆 I've been wanting to go to the library,
又怕他会跟踪我 如果你担心车的事情 but I'm afraid he's gonna follow me. Look, if you're worried about your car,
不如我们换着开一阵吧 真的吗 我开你的豪华车 why don't we switch for a while? Seriously? I'd drive your fancy car,
你开我的小型车 and you'd drive my tiny, little compact?
这世界上没什么事是我不能为... Hey, there's nothing I would not do for my little...
你车上有空调吧 You have air conditioning, right?
这世界上没什么事是我不能为你做的 Yeah, there's nothing I wouldn't do for my little girl.
你还好吗 You okay?
我只是过了很糟糕的一天 I'm just having a bad day.
我的生活变得很...复杂 My life has gotten sort of... Complicated.
为什么呢 Why?
是大人们的感情纠葛 Oh, it's... Grown-up relationship stuff.
你不会懂的 You wouldn't understand.
好吧 Okay.
不过 But...
既然你问了 Since you asked...
所以我觉得你会在布兰登的生日派对上玩得很开心的 So I think you're really gonna have fun at Brandon's party.
听说他们弄了只小马 I heard there's gonna be a pony.
你还好吗 Hey, you okay?
我在为梅菲尔夫人担心 I'm worried about Mrs. Mayfair.
为什么 Why?
她不再年轻了 She's not getting any younger,
而且要在小镇上再认识男人真的很难 and it's really hard to meet guys in this town.
你从哪儿听来的 Where did you hear that?
她跟我说的 She told me.
她还说 妈妈把你偷走了 She also said mommy stole you from her,
妈妈是坏人 and that makes mommy a bad person.
宝贝 你妈妈是个大好人 Buddy... Your mommy is a great person.
你来给布兰登的卡片签名 Now why you, uh, sign Brandon's card, okay?
我马上回来 And, uh, I'll be right back.
麦克 小心点 Mike, watch it.
你是不是跟我六岁的儿子说 Did you actually tell my 6-year-old son
他妈妈是个坏人 that his mother's a bad person?
我可以用婉转点的话说的 Well, I would've used more colorful language,
但就像你说的 他才6岁 but like you said, he's only 6.
你从没见过我发火 You've never really seen me get angry.
但如果你想试试 But if you want to,
只要再跟我儿子说一次 just talk to my son one more time.
你就会知道我的极限 Then you'll know what I'm capable of.
麦克 我爱MJ 我决不会做任何伤害他的事 Mike. I love M.J. I-I-I would never do anything to hurt him.
下不为例 One more time.
哦 茱莉 不 Oh, Julie. No!
-你好 -嗨 我是你妈妈 Hello? Hi. It's your mother.
我打扰你了吗 Am I interrupting anything?
不 我在图书馆呢 Nope. I'm just at the library.
哦 真的吗 在图书馆啊 Oh, really. The library.
是啊 我想我重拾了往日的嗜好 Yeah. I thought I'd dive into an old favorite.
或恰恰相反 我肯定 And vice versa, I'm sure.
-啊 -宝贝 我不怪你 Huh? Honey, I don't blame you.
你回到那种地方 因为它看上去又安全又舒服 对吗 You've gone back to that place because it seems... Safe and comforting. Am I right?
我想是的 I guess.
但相信我 这是个坏主意 But trust me, it's a bad idea.
我们能等会再说吗 Can we talk about this later?
我只有一小时的时间了 I only have an hour, and I really wanna finish.
我要你立刻从那里出来 Okay, I want you out of there right now!
妈妈 我们回头见 Mom, I'll see you soon.
是马上见 You bet you will.
你一直是个忙碌的女孩 You've been a busy girl.
找好了狱友 You got the ex-con booked,
把照相机对准他 hidden cameras all set up.
周五的晚上 表演开始 Come Friday night... Showtime.
怎么了 So what's the matter?
你应该好好庆祝一下 We should be celebrating.
我只希望我们都清楚 I just hope we're both clear
这些照片只能用于勒索 that these photos are strictly for blackmail.
当然 我们并不打算真的把他送进监狱 Of course. We're not actually gonna send him to prison.
除非 我是说 我们不得已 不 卡尔 Unless, I mean, we have to. No, Karl.
即使他揭了我们的老底 我们也不能送他进监狱 Even if he calls our bluff, we are not gonna turn him in.
打扰了 我在找 Excuse me. Um, I'm looking for the person
那辆蓝色轿车的主人 that belongs to the little blue car.
-她是红发 -跟个男人在一块儿 She's a redhead. With a man?
是的 她跟个男人在一起 红发的是我女儿 Yeah, she's with a man. The redhead's my daughter.
-你女儿 天啊 你气色真好 -谢谢 Your daughter? Damn. You look good. Thank you.
你能告诉我他们在哪间房吗 So can you tell me what room they're in?
我也许不再爱他了 I may not love him anymore,
但我不能为了争取我的自由去牺牲他的 but I'm not gonna win my freedom by taking away his.
你生气了 Now you're angry.
布里 当你告诉我 你不会伤害自己爱过的人 Bree, when you tell me you could never hurt a man you used to love,
它不会令我生气 it doesn't make me angry.
它只会提醒我如此爱你的原因 It just reminds me why I love you so much.
别担心 没人会受伤的 Don't you worry. No one's gonna get hurt.
哦 哦 我的天啊 我的天啊 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
嗨 埃里克 你能告诉卡洛斯 Hey, Eric. Can you tell Carlos I'm here for lunch?
我来找他吃午餐吗 我现在要去下洗手间 I'm gonna run to the ladies' room.
我会告诉他的 I'll tell him.
-嗨 勒奈特 -嗨 加比 Hi, Lynette. Hi, Gaby.
我很想请你进来 I'd ask you in, but I don't think
但我不认为这里的氧气够我们俩呼吸 there's enough oxygen in here for the both of us.
不 这里...挺舒服的 No, it's, uh... comfy.
喂 我知道卡洛斯在惩罚我 Hey. I get that Carlos is trying to punish me.
但这已经够了 你要跟他谈谈 But enough is enough. You gotta talk to him.
勒奈特 你从没告诉过我你怀孕了 Lynette, you never even came to me to tell me you were pregnant.
我想这是你和卡洛斯之间的事 我知道你烦恼 I think this is between you and Carlos. Okay, I know you're upset,
但我保密怀孕的事不是针对你 不是吗 but me keeping my pregnancy secret wasn't personal. Wasn't it?
汤姆和我还负债 No. Listen to me. Tom and I are still in debt.
我需要升职机会 就因为一个同事怀孕了 卡洛斯就排除了她的机会 I needed this promotion, and Carlos had already passed over a coworker because she was pregnant.
我不能冒险告诉他 I couldn't risk your telling him.
因为你以为 我告诉他 他就会解雇你吗 Oh, because you thought I'd tell Carlos, and he'd fire you.
-是的 Yes.
-明显 我当初不是你能信任的朋友 So clearly I wasn't enough of a friend for you to trust me.
-不是 -但现在我又能被信任 N-No. But now I'm such a good friend.
因为我是唯一可以帮你的人 I'm the only one who can fix it for you?
我猜你不会和卡洛斯谈了 I'm guessing you're not gonna talk to Carlos.
猜对了 Good guess.
不敢相信她死了 I can't believe she's dead.
我几天前还见到她 I just saw her a few days ago.
讨论一起去购物 We talked about going to the mall.
谁发现她的呢 Who found her?
助理经理 The assistant manager.
我昨天在这 老天 I was late yesterday. I mean, thank god.
会吓死我的 It would've freaked me out.
我们在说艾米莉 Hey. Hi. We were just talking about Emily.
是啊 我不了解她 Yeah, I didn't really know her,
但我猜现在我们有点联系了 but I guess we're sort of connected now.
你应该会喜欢她 很好的人 You would've liked her. She was super nice.
我要回家了 I gotta go home.
我妈妈吓坏了 我在她身边 My mom's so freaked out that this could've been me,
会好一些 我载你一程 she wants me around. I'll give you a ride.
你走吗 丹尼 你走吧 We should go, too, Danny. Uh, no, you go ahead.
你不坐车吗 But... Don't you need a ride?
我走回去 Uh, nah, I'll walk.
我想和朱莉谈谈 I just wanna talk to Julie.
你想去吃点东西吗 So you wanna get something to eat?
谢谢 我不饿 Thanks, but I'm not hungry.
我们一起去艾米莉的葬礼好吗 Well, maybe you wanna go to Emily's funeral together?
每个人都会去 Everybody's going.
丹尼 我知道你喜欢我 Danny... I know you like me,
但我不能和你一起 but I can't hang out with you.
为什么 Why not?
不行 这很复杂 I just can't. It's complicated.
因为你和我父亲睡过 是吗 It's 'cause you slept with my dad, isn't it?
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
我不久前猜到了 I figured out a while ago.
那你为什么还要 因为我喜欢你 If you know that, then why in the world would you still... because I like you!
很喜欢 A lot.
你不觉得很奇怪吗 Do you not see how weird that is?
没事 我原谅你了 No, it's... it's okay 'cause I've forgiven you.
很好 但还是奇怪 That's... that's nice, but it's still weird.
朱莉 我想和你在一起 Julie, p... Please, I wanna be with you.
丹尼 抱歉 但这绝不会有结果 Danny, I am so sorry, but that is never going to happen.
算了 善恶终有报 Come on, if they're gonna come, they're gonna come.
我觉得一生都在 向着窗外看 I feel like I spent my entire life looking out windows. Yeah.
也许是时候停止了 Maybe it's time we stop.
什么意思 What are you saying?
我想也许是时候自首了 I'm saying maybe it's time we thought about coming in.
拜托告诉我你没跟他们联系 Please tell me you didn't talk to them.
天啊 冷静点 我不是傻子 Oh, my god! All right. Calm down, all right? I'm not an idiot.
我用预付费的卡打的电话 通话不到一分钟 I used a prepaid, and the call lasted less than a minute.
他们绝不会找到我们 但他们却知道我们还活着 There's no way they're ever gonna find us. But still, they know we're alive!
你难道不想知道 他们是否愿意达成协议吗 Don't you wanna know if they're ready to make a deal?
我杀人了 除非是我被抓 I killed a man. They'll be ready to make a deal
执行死刑的时候 他们才会愿意达成协议 when I got a needle in my arm and my eyes are rolled back in my head! Come on, you don't know that.
-你又不知道 -我们再不谈此事了 听见了吗 You are never talking to them again! Do you hear me?
勒奈特的样子仍在我脑海 I still can't get that image of Lynette out of my head.
她缩在那个狭窄的办公室里 The only thing missing in that cramped little office
和铅笔屑做伴 was a hamster wheel and wood chips.
我想再过几天 Yeah, I figure a couple more days of this,
一切就可以复原了 she'll be ready to pack her things.
她罪有应得 对吧 She does deserve this, right?
她接受升职时撒谎了 She lied when she took the promotion.
如果医生让她躺下检查呢 What... what if her doctor had put her on bed rest?
或者我要她怀着孕坐飞机出差呢 What if... what if I needed her to fly somewhere?
这种事会使整个公司置于危险地步 She could've put the whole company in jeopardy.
但这都是假设 Yeah, but that never happened.
你曾说她工作做得好 And you said she was doing a good job,
现在你却给她穿小鞋 and now you're doing all these mean things to her.
我吗 这是你的主意 Me? This was your idea.
你还想把蛇放到她办公室 You wanted to put snakes in her office.
塑料蛇 Rubber snakes.
我们正义凛然 We are completely justified here.
你是对的 You're right.
这就是我们为何 You're right, which is why we have the opportunity
要做我们从不做的事 卡洛斯 to do something we never do, Carlos...
宽恕 Forgive.
真的吗 Seriously?
汤姆和勒奈特是我们15年的朋友 Tom and Lynette have been our friends for 15 years.
去年圣诞他们给我们一个月吃的香肠 They gave us sausage-of-the-month last Christmas.
那些香肠确实好吃 Those were good sausages.
我了解勒奈特 I know Lynette.
她不会故意 准备来伤害我们 She would never set out to intentionally hurt us.
我承认 有点想念他们了 I gotta admit, I do sort of miss those guys.
你该看我离开时她的眼神 You should've seen her when I was leaving her office.
都是失败者的悔意 She had this look in her eyes. She was so defeated.
你应该看她的眼神 You should've seen this look in her eyes.
去你的勒奈特 我赢了 It was like, "screw you, Lynette. I win!"
所以你就给律师打电话了 是 我不能忍气吞声 So that's when you called the lawyer? Hell, yes. They're not getting away with this.
他们再也不会烦我了 我要告得他们满地找牙 They are not gonna harass me. I am gonna sue their ass!
卡洛斯明天就会收到起诉书 And Carlos is being served papers tomorrow.
你真的让我兴奋 Wow. You're really gettin' worked up here.
我们生气时不做爱 We are not having angry sex.
我只是问问 Just thought I'd ask.
不是说了要你把衣服收好吗 What did I tell you about puttin' away those clothes?
说真的 不许睡了 I'm serious. Nap time's over!
丹尼 不 尼克 Danny? Danny? No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no! Nick!
免费女性自我防卫术学习 Any woman can be the victim of a violent crime.
每个女性都可能受到暴力侵犯 这就是为何有必要 学防身术 That is why it's necessary to learn how to defend yourself.
在停车场 公园 自家车道上 A parking lot, a park, your own driveway.
袭击可以在任何地方发生 An attack can happen anywhere. It only takes a few seconds.
只需要几秒钟 抱歉晚了 我有三个宴会要准备 Sorry I'm late. I had three parties to prep for.
你一定很累 搞那么多事 How tiring that must be for you, juggling all those affairs.
各位 自由组合 做袭击者和受害者 Okay, everyone, team up. I want an attacker and a victim.
加布 想攻击我吗 Hey, Gaby, you wanna attack me?
麦克卢斯基太太 不想伤了你 Oh, Mrs. McCluskey, I don't wanna hurt you.
我吃的汉堡都比你块头大 Oh, please. I've eaten burgers bigger than you.
来吧 好的 老太太 小心你的屁股 All right, bring it on. All right, granny. Prepare to break a hip.
我们应该是搭档 你想袭击我吗 So, uh... Looks like we're partners. Do you wanna attack me?
可以啊 I could be persuaded.
好 袭击者靠近受害者 Now, attackers, I want you to approach your victim.
这有个特别强壮的女人 Oh! Hey! Freakishly strong old lady here!
这得归功于糟糠 I credit the bran.
这很厉害 其余的人 Oh, that's very impressive. But the rest of you,
从后面扼住受害者 approach your victim from behind. Place her in a chokehold.
受害者们你们现在无法向前使力 错 Now, victims, your impulse will be to pull away. Wrong.
那样你们会窒息更厉害 You'll just choke harder.
相反你们该向后利用身体重量推开袭击者 Instead, I want you to push back on your attacker,
宁他们失去平衡 using your weight to push him off balance.
苏珊 有点紧了 抱歉 Susan, a little tight. Oh, I'm sorry.
你感觉不好对吧 Ouch. This feels bad, huh?
被信任的人背叛宁你伤心吧 Being betrayed by someone you trusted not to hurt you?
你在说什么 我知道你和卡尔的事了 What are you talking about? I know about you and Karl.
不 Oh, no.
叛徒 Oh, yeah. Traitor!
停下 Oh! Stop it!
被袭击时不能说话 Uh, you can't talk your way out of an attack.
用胳膊顶她 我在使劲 Jab with your elbows. I am trying to! Uhh! Aah!
你怎么能这样 你知道卡尔以前怎么对我的 How could you?! You know how Karl treated me.
抱歉 你能否 让我解释 Susan, I am sorry. If you will l-let me explain...
现在交换角色 Okay, now, attacker and victim, switch.
你不想换吗 现在不行 不能让你在我背后 You heard him! Switch! I am not letting you get behind me!
你已经在背后捅了我一刀 You've already stabbed me in the back!
德尔非诺夫人 放开受害者 Mrs. Delfino, release your victim.
她才不是受害者 Oh! She is not the victim here!
奥森呢 你怎能这样对他 What about Orson? How could you do this to him?!
你不了解我的婚姻 You know nothing about my marriage to Orson.
奥森 他使我度日如年 太紧了 - Orson has put me through hell this year! - Bree, too tight!
苏珊 我知道你生气 Susan, I know you're angry...
但卡尔对我来说不是冲动之为 But Karl means more to me than just a fling,
我不会放手 and I am not giving him up.
如果这意味着我们的友谊结束 So if that means our friendship is over,
是你决定的 不是我 then that's your decision, not mine. Uhh!
你要走吗 我们刚开始 You're going? We just, uh, got started.
知道 但今天我做的防卫足够了 I know, but I think I've defended myself enough for one day.
刚才律师打电话来了 Hey. Hey. I just got a call from the lawyer.
他们随时会告卡洛斯 They're gonna be serving Carlos any minute.
-你真的做了 -是啊 Wow. You're really going through with this, huh?
我们不是坏人吧 汤姆 Yeah. We're not bad people, are we, Tom?
卡洛斯的所作所为完全不公平 不合法 Look, what Carlos is doing to you is totally unfair and illegal.
我们是好人 他开的头 管他的 No, we're good people. Right, he started it. Screw him. Yoo-hoo!
这是什么 Hey! What's all this?
糖果 花 宝宝的礼物 Uh, candy, flowers, baby gift.
这是我道歉的方式 Sort of my way of saying,
这是证据 "I'm sorry, and here's some crap to prove it."
-真的 Really? Yeah.
-我不想斗了 卡洛斯也是 I don't want to fight anymore, and neither does Carlos.
我们想谈谈 I was hoping we could talk.
加布 我太高兴了 Oh, Gaby! I am so happy!
拿着 有点重了 Aw! Here, take it. It's gettin' heavy. Aw!
我想你 I missed you!
勒奈特 Aw! Um, Lynette?
宝贝 我们在享受这一刻 别毁了 Honey, we're having a moment here. Please don't spoil it.
我可不是会毁了这些的人 I'm not what's gonna spoil it.
抱歉 等一下 Oh. Could you hold on a second?
我得赶快打个电话 I'm just... I'm gonna make a quick phone call.
我不在乎发生什么 You know what, guys? I don't care what happens.
没什么可以再影响 我们的友谊 Let's not let anything interfere with our friendship ever again.
记住你说的话 Remember you said that.
接电话啊 Answer the phone. Answer the phone.
什么 What?!
是卡洛斯 他有什么事 Oh! It's Carlos. I wonder what he wants.
加布 你刚才说了友谊地久天长 Gaby, you know what you said about our friendship before?
我们签个协议 我们应该 Let's just make a pact that we should...
宝贝 什么事 Hey, babe, what's up?
我绝不会原谅你 I will never forgive you for this.
加布 我们还没签协议呢 Gaby, please. What about our pact?
绝不 MJ接着 We never made a pact! Here, M.J., catch.
你得理解 我只是在自我保护 You have to understand. I was just protecting myself.
女士们 怎么了 Hello, ladies. What's new?
勒奈特要告卡洛斯 给你 Lynette's suing Carlos. Here.
你道歉时 我就打电话取消了 Once you apologized, I tried to call the guy off.
勒奈特 你有这个念头 Lynette, you wanted to sue us!
证明你不是我朋友 That proves that you are not my friend!
凯伦 给你糖吃 我要控制吃糖 Hey, Karen! Here's some candy. Trying to cut down.
是吗 你这年纪不用控制 Really? At your age, why bother?
我得和你谈谈 Please, I need to talk to you.
不 跟我的律师谈吧 No, you need to talk to my lawyer.
勒奈特你好 有个任务要给你 Hey, Lynette. Got a project for you.
好啊 这是谁 Okay. Who's this?
法务部门的斯蒂夫·马修 Steve Matthews from legal.
你知道 看来我们需要个律师参与一下 You know, since we all seem to be lawyering up around here.
可是我只是想保护自己而已 Look, I was just trying to protect myself.
这些是公事 No, it's just business.
这是过去四年来的住宅购买支出 This is the department's purchases and expenses from the last fiscal year.
把这些整理好详细说明 明白了 I'm gonna need all of that itemized... Done.
明天早上9:00之前 By tomorrow morning, 9:00 A.M.
我笑的意思是 I... hate it when I'm the only one laughing.
这么多资料至少是两天的工作 This, uh, this is at least two days' work.
如果你晚上工作就不是 Not if you work tonight.
今天晚上是佩妮的圣诞庆典 Penny's Christmas pageant is tonight.
你知道的 你每年都去的 You know that. You go every year.
勒奈特你是在告诉我你无法 Lynette, are you telling me that you're unable to...
怎么说来着 无法按时完成交代的任务 What was it again? Unable to perform the assigned task
没错 就是这个意思 in a timely manner. Yeah, that's it.
告诉你这位朋友 No. Tell your undertaker friend
我会搞定这些东西的 that I will get the assignment done...
及时地 In a timely manner.
好极了 麻烦你告诉佩妮今年我和加布会错过庆典 Great. And will you tell penny Gaby and I are gonna have to miss her pageant this year?
我们很遗憾 And we are so sorry.
首先感谢你们今天能来 Thank you both for coming.
在我们开始之前 你们要点什么呢 Before we get started, can I get you anything?
在你谈我们之前 Given what you're about to do to us,
我要一根烟和个眼罩 不不不 I'll take a cigarette and a blindfold. No, no. No, no.
我已经决定了 把我自己愤怒感 背叛感放到一边 I have decided to put aside my rage and sense of betrayal.
我是要帮助你的 I'm here to help you.
是吗 不是帮助你 Really? Not you.
如果你真在考虑认真地和这个人建立关系 If you are actually considering having a serious relationship with this man,
那我必须确定你知道所有的事实 then I wanna make sure that you have all the facts.
什么事实 What kind of facts?
关于卡尔的事实 Karl facts.
卡尔 告诉布里我三十岁生日时你送我什么礼物 Karl, tell Bree what you got me for my 30th birthday.
那么久以前的事 我哪儿记得啊 Who can remember? It was so long ago.
什么都没送 什么没送给我 因为他忘记了我的生日 Nothing! He got me nothing because he forgot my birthday.
并不是因为多久以前 我本来打算 And it wasn't that long ago. I don't see the point of...
再告诉她我们结婚十周年纪念日你在哪 Now tell her where you spent our tenth anniversary.
我没听清 是哪 脱衣舞夜总会 I'm sorry. What was that? A strip club.
天呐 卡尔 Oh, Karl!
这还不算什么 That's nothing.
再告诉她你33岁生日时想干什么来着 Now tell her what you wanted for your 35th birthday.
好了吧 Aw, come on.
他要我请一个朋友加入我们的床事 He wanted me to ask a friend to join us in the bedroom.
你为什么不停的说我们短处 You kept saying I was hard to shop for.
这是布里 There he is, Bree.
这就是你说想跟他在一起的那个男人 That is the man you say you wanna be with.
苏珊 我已经在试着看清楚这一切 Susan, I went into this with my eyes wide open.
我知道卡尔以前是怎样 包括现在 I know who Karl was and who he sometimes still is.
但我相信他 因为他说他要改 But I believe him when he says he wants to change.
这难道不是当你为所爱的人 And isn't that what you're supposed to do
去做的一些事吗 when you love someone?
你刚才说 "爱" Did you say... "Love"?
我想是的 I think I did.
布里 我再问个问题 Bree, I have to ask you one question.
你又开始酗酒了吗 Are you drinking again?
没有 No!
没关系 没关系 我只是问一句 Okay, okay, I was just checking.
如果你真的有这样的感觉 Well... If that's really the way you feel,
那你们好好在一起吧 then you should be with him.
我 祝福你们 And you have... My blessing.
你真会这样原谅我吗 Really? You can forgive me just like that?
你知道 我昨天想了很多 You know, I was doing a lot of thinking since, you know, yesterday,
我明白我 and I realized that, uh...
找到 真爱不容易 一旦找到就该抓住 不管别人怎么想 It's hard to find... love. And when you do, you should grab it. And who cares what anybody thinks?
我衷心希望你们能像我和麦克在一起那样幸福 And I really do want you to be as happy as I am with Mike.
谢谢你苏珊 Oh. Thank you, Susan.
放心吧 苏茜Q Don't worry, Susie q.
在她教导下我都要变好了 I'm going to do right by her.
你真认为自己可以改变吗 You really think you can change?
找到个你乐意为之去改变的女人不容易 Well, it's easy when you've found a woman worth changing for.
我的意思其实是 Oh, I-I-I didn't mean...
在自我防护课程上学到的 Oh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Learned that in self-defense class.
再见妈妈 Bye, mom. Bye, mom.
再见妈妈 我们已经打扮好了 Bye-bye! Hey, we're taking off.
太好了 祝我们的小天使好运 Okay. Wish your little angel luck.
祝你好运 宝贝 Oh, good luck, sweetie.
别忘了你爸带着录像机 Now remember, your dad's gonna videotape your pageant,
你的庆典我明天会看到的 and we're all gonna watch it tomorrow.
宝贝 对不起 我本来要去的 但是... Sweetie, I'm sorry. You know I'd be there, but...
你得工作 没关系 You have to work. It's okay.
大伙儿 等等我 Hey, guys! Wait up!
医生说要他入院观察72小时 The doctor's putting him under observation for 72 hours.
这个标准程序是对于... It's standard procedure for...
有自杀企图的人 A suicide attempt.
没关系 蒙娜 谢谢你做的一切 It's okay, Mona. Thanks for everything.
宝贝儿 My baby...
你都在想些什么啊 What were you thinkin', huh?
很抱歉我通知了联邦调查局 I'm sorry I called the feds.
我想让你活得轻松点 I was trying to make your life easier
从没想过让它变得更糟 after all the things I'd done to make it harder.
看看我们对孩子做的 Oh, look what I've done to this kid.
1991年11月10号 November 10th, 1991.
-下了一整天的雨 记得吗 -嗯 It rained all day. Remember?
你突然出现在 Mm-hmm. You went to the diner
我们相遇的餐厅 before we went to meet up with the others.
我跑去那买薄饼 I had pumpkin pancakes.
你什么都没察觉 You didn't have anything.
我喝了咖啡 I had coffee. Hmm.
我把雨伞忘在柜台边 I forget my umbrella in the booth.
但是八小时之后 我们都不再存在 And then eight hours later, neither of us existed anymore.
我当时不得不跑 但你不用 I had to run, but you didn't.
当我想解脱的时候 你为我放弃了太多 You gave up a hell of a lot just so I wouldn't be alone.
我还会那么做的 I'd do it again.
为你们做任何事情 I'd do anything for you guys.
我希望你知道 I hope you know that.
我懂 I do.
早上好 勒奈特 现在9点了 Good morning, Lynette. It's 9:00.
我的报告呢 Got my reports?
快好了 Almost.
你是说现在还没好吗 So are you telling me you're not done?
我还需要1小时 I just need one more hour.
勒奈特 真希望我是10点才要用 Oh, Lynette. If only I needed them by 10:00.
很遗憾 我告诉过你 我9点就要 Unfortunately, I told you that I needed them by 9:00.
是我没说清楚吗 字句清晰 Was I not clear? You were crystal clear.
这些一个晚上根本做不完 卡洛斯 It was impossible to get all this work done in a night, Carlos.
你给我的时候 你就知道 You knew that when you gave it to me.
如果你不去参加你女儿的庆典 Well, it wouldn't have been impossible
这些就不会做不完 if you'd skipped your daughter's pageant.
我知道你去了 I know you went.
无论如何 这对我来说很痛苦 Anyway, this is very painful for me,
但是除了解除劳动合同 我别无选择 but I have no other choice but to terminate your employment.
你真的打算这么做吗 You're really going to do this?
我相信这是我的合法权利 I believe I'm within my legal rights.
你必须在1小时内 You need to clear out your personal belongings
收拾你的私人物品走人 斯加沃夫人 within the hour, Mrs. Scavo.
我为了赶工 一夜没睡 I was up all night on this.
真可惜 That's a shame.
马修先生有些文件需要你签字 So Mr. Matthews has some paperwork for you to sign.
你会后悔的 我不会善罢甘休的 You're gonna regret this. I'm not gonna go quietly.
我不管你怎么走 I don't care how you go.
我就是要你离开这儿 I just want you gone.
太好了 你醒了 我是蒙娜·克拉克 Oh, good. You're up. I'm Mona Clarke.
我就住在这条街上 I live down the street from you and your folks.
我告诉他们我会好好照顾你 I told them I would take real good care of you.
想喝点果汁吗 丹尼 泰勒 Would you like some juice, Danny? Tyler.
什么 What?
我不叫丹尼 It's not Danny.
我的真名是泰勒 My name's Tyler.
再见 孩子们 明天见 Bye, girls. Thanks for coming.
麦克 你来做什么 Mike, what are you doing here?
我来接MJ 但是她说你来不了了 I'm here to pick up M.J. But she said you couldn't make it.
她来替你接他 谁 苏珊吗 She was picking him up for you. Who? Susan?
不 你的邻居 凯瑟琳 No, your neighbor Katherine.
什么 What?!
我是不是做错了什么 Did I do something wrong?
MJ M.j.! MJ
爸爸 Hi, daddy.
我开车路过幼儿园 I drove by Eileen's,
然后看见这个小家伙站在那里 and I-I saw my little buddy standing out there.
他看起来很孤独 He looked so forlorn.
MJ 回家去 M.j., go home.
我猜你会工作到很晚 I figured you were late at some job,
就帮你接了他 现在 so I thought I'd do you a favor. Now.
我跟你说过什么 What did I tell you?
我需要跟他谈谈 麦克 I needed to talk to him, Mike.
他应该知道真相 He deserves to know the truth.
他的母亲骗了他 His mother lies to him.
他需要知道你我之间的感情是真的 He needs to know that what you and I had was real.
你我之间毫无瓜葛 You and I had nothing.
你怎么能这么说 How can you say that?
这是真的 It's true.
我和你在一起的那段时间 The whole time I was with you,
我心里想的都是苏珊 all I thought about was Susan.
每当我拥抱你 Every time I held you,
每当我吻你 every time I kissed you,
我都在想 上帝啊 我真希望你是苏珊 all I was thinking was, god, I wish you were Susan.
如果你说的是真的 If you mean it,
请杀了我吧 then please kill me.
这样能减轻我的痛苦 It would be less painful.
我都不会重视到杀了你的程度 I don't care enough about you to kill you.
这个世界如此危险 The world is a dangerous place,
我们必须学会自卫 防卫那些想伤害我们的人 and we must learn to defend ourselves from those who want to hurt us...
不知名的陌生人 That stranger without a name...
屈就在仓库里的职员 An employer who holds a grudge...
不愿放手的丈夫 The husband who won't let go.
是的 我们都努力地保护自己 免受伤害 Yes, we all try to defend ourselves so we won't get hurt.
是的 我现在需要救护车 Yes, I need an ambulance right away.
在紫藤郡4356号 4356 Wisteria Lane.
请快点 我流了好多血 Please hurry. I'm losing a lot of blood.
直到我们意识到 我们的痛 Until the moment we realize our pain...
能使他人受伤 Can hurt someone else.