前情提要 previously on "Desperate Housewives"
你是个失败的母亲 I think you're a lousy mother.
加布受到侮辱 Gaby was insulted.
你刚才那是在教训我吗 Did you just say that to my face?
我关门是问你 I closed the door to ask
愿不愿意当我的副总裁 If you would like to be my new senior V.P.
勒奈特选择了不提她怀孕的事情 Lynette choose not to mention her pregnancy
你现在要在学校 You get to stay in school.
苏珊想要保护朱莉 Susan tried to protect Julie.
你射杀我 You shot me!
那支枪是用我们的真名登记的 That gun is under our real name.
-我要报警 -等 - I wanna call the police. - Uh, just...
安吉选择保护自己的小秘密 And Angie had to protect her secret.
-选择光明正道吧 -好主意 - High road all the way. - That's a good point.
布里·霍吉遇到了麻烦 Bree Hodge had a problem.
他不愿与卡尔·梅尔共浴爱河 She did not want to fall in love with Karl Mayer.
她无法忍受 他糟糕的餐桌礼仪 She was appalled by his table manners...
怎么了 What?
他低劣的道德准则 His personal ethics...
怎么了 What?
他游离的色眼 And his wandering eye.
怎么了 What?
是的 布里绝对不能爱上这样的男人 No, Bree did not want to fall for Karl Mayer,
即时她感觉到 And yet she knew in her heart
心中的爱芽已经萌动 That she was starting to.
所以她知道 And that's why she also knew
是时候 The time had come...
我们得谈一谈了 We have to talk.
说分手了 to leave.
这是什么表情 你是要和我分手吗 Hey, what's with the face? You dumping me?
卡尔... Karl...
天哪 你真打算和我分手 Oh, my god. You are dumping me.
我们其实都知道这段感情不会走太远的 We've both known this couldn't last forever,
在我们受伤前脱身吧 So let's end it now before someone gets hurt.
我觉得我们挺好的啊 But it's going so well.
-我感觉我们更亲密了 -没错 - I feel we're getting closer. - We are.
这就是问题所在 That's the problem.
当我同意做你的情人那天起 When I agreed to be your lover,
我认为 对你粗俗的为人 I felt quite sure that my disdain for your vulgarity
和道德败坏的蔑视 And astounding lack of scruples would preclude
是绝对不会对你产生丝毫爱意的 Any chance of my developing feelings for you.
但出乎我的意料 我开始爱上你了 But against all reason, It's happening.
我甚至都不知道自己是不是喜欢你 I don't want to fall in love with a man
我怎么能和你相爱呢 I'm not even sure I like.
我很高兴 你的谨慎用词完全没有伤害到我 I'm glad we're being careful about no one getting hurt.
求你了 别把事情复杂化了 Please, let's not make this any harder than it has to be.
好吧 既然你想结束 就结束吧 Okay. You say we're done, we're done.
我本来还打算待会在吃完晚餐后 I was gonna wait to give you this later,
把这个送个你 Maybe over dinner or something.
现在就只能定义成 分手礼物了 I guess now it's sort of a parting gift.
-我不能收 -打开看看 - I couldn't. - Open it.
太美了 It's beautiful!
还有刻字 Oh, and it's inscribed.
"给我最挚爱的...艾琳" "To my dear and beloved... Irene"?
艾琳是我的祖母 Irene was my grandmother.
我祖父在他们结婚一周年的时候 My grandpa gave it to her on their
送给祖母的 First wedding anniversary.
他们没有孙女 所以他们传给了我 Well, she had no granddaughters,so she willed it to me.
我祖母说 有天你找到了深爱的姑娘 She said, "someday you'll find
就把这个给她 祖母是对的 The perfect woman to give this to," and she was right.
我知道你在想什么 I know how you feel.
我也没料到会爱上你 I'm--I didn't plan on falling for you, either.
我不怪你 And I don't blame you
及时你选择离我而去 For wanting to run the other way.
我不知道这算什么 但还是想告诉你 And for what it's worth...
我爱你 I love you.
就在这时 And in that moment,
布里知道离开情人的这个想法走了 Bree knew that the time to leave her lover had come...
又来了 And gone.
安·彼德森 Ann peterson
是紫藤郡小学的校长 Was the principal of fairview elementary school,
她向来依章办事 And she believed in rules.
通过规定来宣传卫生知识 She used them to teach hygiene,
规范不雅举止 To control behavior
保持优良校风 And to instill order.
是的 彼德森女士向来依章办事 Yes, Mrs. Peterson believed in rules.
同样 她也会严格惩罚 She also believed
那些不遵守规定的人们 That those who didn't follow them should be punished.
好了 录影开始了 Okay, the camera is rolling.
在我们的女儿初次登台前 Are there any words you'd like to say
你想要说点什么吗 Before your daughter makes her stage debut?
我们来祈祷吧 Let us pray.
加布 这录像胡安妮塔也会看的 Gaby, Juanita is going to see this.
相信我这段录像你绝对不想保留的 Oh, trust me this is not the footage you wanna keep.
我也很抱歉这样说 我试着和她排练 Well, I'm sorry. I tried to work with her.
不过可能你也知道 我们的女儿毫无智商可言 But you may as well know your daughter is talent-free.
她只有七岁 能差到哪里去 She is only 7. How bad could she be?
我已经大致看了下出演的孩子 Well, I've already looked through the program
选一个假装是我们的小孩吧 To pick out a kid we can pretend is ours.
我喜欢佩奇·格罗夫这个小孩 现在我就是她妈妈了 I like Paige Glover. I'm gonna be her mommy.
我叫迈尔斯·斯坦迪士 My name is Miles Standish.
我们来这里与你们分享我们的收成 We have come to share with you our bounty.
还要感谢这片新天地 And to give thanks for this new lands,
在这里我们不再受宗教的坡害 Where we are free from religious perskacootion.
-哪个是佩奇·格罗夫 -嘘 嘘 - Which one is Paige Glover? - shh, shh.
宗教的博害 Religious perspacotion.
-在这里我们不再受宗教的 -迫害! - Where we are free from religious... - Persecution!
看玉米后面 我写在上面了 Read the corn! I wrote it on the corn!
伯...泼...朴 哎呀... Per--perska... prossa... Aw--
就在这个时候 At that moment,
胡安妮塔·索利斯说出那四个字母的粗口 Juanita Solis chose to utter a certain 4-letter word...
有史以来第一次 For the very first time.
我没在玉米上写那个 I did not write that on the corn.
答应我 Just promise me
你不会酒后借醉然后像上周 You won't have a few drinks and get all kissy with me
在伯尔曼家那样吻我 Like you did last week at the Bermans'.
你告诉我你不想让你朋友知道 You told me you don't want our friends to know
我们出现婚姻问题 We're having marital problems.
你用不着占我便宜来证明我们之间很好 Well, you don't have to maul me to prove we're okay.
-我不喜欢公开表达情感 -我知道 - I don't like public displays of affection. - I know.
但这是这些天来我唯一一次吻到你 But these days, they're the only kind I can get from you.
抱歉我们迟到了 麦克 Sorry we're late, Mike.
不要紧 进来吧 oh, that's okay, come on in.
天啊 不敢相信 Oh, my god. I can't believe it.
这只是薄饼 苏珊 我以前也给过你 It's just a pie, Susan. I've brought them before.
不是 是你戴着的那胸针 No, the brooch that you're wearing.
那 那是我的 It's... it's mine.
不好意思 Excuse me?
卡尔好些年前给我的 我能看看吗 Karl gave it to me years ago. Can I see it?
好吧 我不否认这有点相似 苏珊 Well, I don't doubt that it's similar, Susan,
但不可能会是同一个 But it can't possibly be the same one.
不 一样的 这里有题词 No, yes! There's the inscription.
给他的祖母艾琳 麦克 To his granny Irene! Mike!
这是我十年前丢失的胸针 This is the same brooch I lost ten years ago.
你是说你丢失了 You say you lost it?
对 那是我跟卡尔离婚时的事 Yeah. It was back when Karl and I got divorced.
前一天它在我的外套上 第二天就 不见了 One day it was on my coat, and the next... gone.
我一直不知道它到哪了 I never knew where it went.
-嗨 各位 -现在我们知道了 - Hi, everybody. - Well, now we know.
很高兴跟你见面 再见 宝贝 Great to see you. See you, sweetheart.
卡尔 过来 等一下 Hey, Karl, get in here. Wait.
你不会相信的 You are not gonna believe this.
布里找到了你祖母的胸针 Bree found your grandmother's brooch.
-什么 -是的 苏珊丢的那个 - What? - Yes, the one that Susan lost.
这是个难得的巧合 What an extraordinary coincidence.
你在哪找到的 布里 Where did you get it, Bree?
我猜是她买来的 She bought it. I'm assuming.
是的 在个小古董店 Uh, yes, at that little antique store
-珍珠大道上 -所以很明显 - Down on Pearl Street. - Yeah, so obviously,
找到它的人把它卖给了那个商店 Whoever found it must've sold it to that store.
记得知道我遗失它时你有多生气吗 Remember how mad you got when I lost it?
-他对我又吼又叫 -你吼她了 - He really yelled at me. - You yelled at her?
-我不记得了 -你是吼她了 - I don't recall yelling. - You kinda did.
你怎么能把我祖母的胸针弄丢了 "How could you lose my grandmother's brooch?!
-那是传家宝 -真过份 - It was a family heirloom!"- Unbelievable.
过这么久了 现在还会旧戏重演吗 Yeah, that it would turn up again after all this time.
我很高兴能物归原主了 Well, I'm glad I can give it back to its rightful owner.
这是你的了 你买下它了 Oh, it's yours. You bought it.
知道是卡尔特意送给你的 Oh, I couldn't possibly wear it
我就不能再戴了 Knowing that Karl gave it to you.
你花了多少钱 我还你 Well, how much did it cost? I'll reimburse you.
不用了 相信我 很便宜 No need, dear. Trust me, it was a steal.
我们把他抬进屋 Whoa! We gotta get him inside.
-小声 坚持住 -好了 小菜一碟 - Shh. Shh. Just hold on. Just... - Okay. Easy does it.
我们吃点烙饼怎样 How can we get some pancakes?
-什么 老兄 -小心点 - What? Oh, gee. - Watch it. Watch it.
-没事 -小声点 - I'm good, I'm good. - Shh.
波特 老天 Porter, for god sakes!
我们要睡觉的啊 People are trying to sleep!
-汤姆 -宝贝 - Tom? - Hey, honey.
你在这干嘛 What are you doing here?
我以为你在图书馆学习 I thought you were gonna be at the library studying.
我们是啊 学完以后 W-w-we were, and after we were done,
我说请他们吃烙饼 I told the guys I'd treat 'em to pancakes.
但那里关门了 But the... the place was closed.
所以我们就朝那房子上尿尿 Ah, so we peed on the building.
击掌 汤·斯加兄 Give it five, T-scav! Yo!
你喝醉了 You're drunk.
没有 Uh, I beg your pardon.
他醉了 我喝高了而已 He's drunk. I'm faced.
水槽在哪 Do you have a sink?
去图书馆也有限制 至少喝3杯吗 What did this library have, a 3-drink minimum?
在图书馆学完后 我们去酒吧了 Well, after the library, we went to a bar,
他们参加了个要命的喝啤酒游戏 And they got into a cutthroat game of beer pong.
我给他们做点烙饼 Well, I'll just make 'em some pancakes
-明早送他们回家 -明早吗 - And take 'em home in the morning. - The morning?!
能跟你聊两句吗 汤·斯加兄 Can I talk to you a second, t-scav,
避开啤酒弹珠冠军赛的事不谈 Away from these beer pong champs?
事实上 他们输得很有争议 Actually, they lost and--and it was kind of controversial--
我不管 今晚他们不能睡这儿 I don't care! they're not staying here tonight.
拜托 尼德梅耶醉成那样了 Come on! Look at Niedermeyer.
我总不能把他送回他父母那里吧 I can't take him home to his mom and dad.
你知道作家长的反应 You know how parents are.
我当然知道 我们也是家长 Of course I do! We're parents!
听着 Look...
我知道你希望孩子们喜欢你 I understand you want the kids to like you
那样他们就会选你为返校国王什么的 So they can elect you homecoming king or whatever,
但你也不能因为重回学校 But you are not going back to school
就觉得自己能再年轻一回 我受够了 To have some second childhood. Enough is enough!
好吧 好吧 听你的 Okay. Okay, I hear ya.
我听到你们说话了 能不能小声点 Hey, I hear you, too. Wanna keep it down?
作为惩罚 And as punishment,
我要求胡安妮塔 I'm having Juanita draft a letter of apology
给听到了那句脏话的家人和全班同学 To every classmate and family member who heard...
写一封道歉信 The verb in question.
这样很公道 That seems fair.
当然了 不允许她参加 And of course, she won't be allowed to participate
感恩节盛会的最后两场演出 In the final two performances of the thanksgiving pageant.
当然 Of course.
还有接下来的两个星期 And she is also on cafeteria cleaning detail
- 她要负责打扫餐厅 -这是当然 - For the next two weeks. -Absolutely.
等等 Uh, not so fast.
-有问题吗 -拜托 彼德森夫人 - I'm sorry? - Oh, come on, Mrs. Peterson.
写道歉信 行 A letter of apology? Fine.
但不让她参加感恩盛会 Taking her out of the play?
那是属于她单独表演的机会 Hey, she deserved that based on her performance alone.
不要那么过分 But let's not go overboard.
索利斯夫人 这所学校从来没有 Mrs. Solis, this school has a zero tolerance policy
因说脏话而惩罚学生的规矩 When it comes to profanity.
这个我们了解 是吧 亲爱的 And we respect that. Right, honey?
你别管这事 亲爱的 Stay out of this, sweetheart.
你该重新制定校规了 You need to take a second look at that policy.
胡安妮塔犯了个小错 没必要小题大做 Juanita made a little slip. It wasn't intentional.
又不是说她后来竖了中指 It's not like she flipped the bird afterwards.
我坚持我的决定 My ruling stands.
早知今日何必当初呢 If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
这算什么 肖申克小学吗 What is this, Shawshank Elementary?
学校没有责任 This school is not at fault.
如果你想追究责任 If you want to assign blame,
就该好好反省一下你们的家教 You might look to your dubious parenting skills.
-你最好收回这句话 -我没听错吧 - Oh, I wish you hadn't said that. - Excuse me?
胡安妮塔肯定在哪听过这些脏话 Well, Juanita learned that word somewhere.
你的意思是是我教她的 And you're saying I taught it to her?
不是 我肯定是她偶然听到了耳语 No, I'm sure it was whispered to her by the wind.
跟你这么说吧 彼德森夫人 Let me tell you something, Mrs. Peterson.
我要把胡安妮塔 I am pulling Juanita
从这所糟糕透顶的学校带走 out of this crappy, crappy school!
走了 卡洛斯 Come on, Carlos! Oh.
"糟糕" 是吗 "Crappy," huh?
真是可惜了 胡安妮塔不能 What a shame Juanita won't be here
在爱国宣誓仪式上脱口说出这个词 To blurt that out during the pledge of allegiance.
是吗 我有句话也忍不住脱口了 Oh, yeah? well, here's a blurt for ya--
你这个乡巴佬 ...And the horse you rode in on!
别开枪 是我 Don't shoot! it's just me.
放松点 苏珊 不过是个玩笑 Relax, Susan. It was a joke.
麦克在吗 Is Mike here?
-他出去上班了 -真倒霉 - He is out on a job. - Oh, darn it.
本来想跟你们两个道歉的 I wanted to talk to both of you so I could apologize.
过去的几个星期里 Over the past few weeks...
我一直在整理我的心情 I've let my emotions get the best of me.
我肯定你已经注意到了 I'm sure you've noticed
我的行为有点 疯狂 That my behavior has been... Crazy.
只是临床意义上的疯狂 Hmm, just in the... clinical sense.
说正题吧 Well, that's over.
我不想我们之间的关系还那么紧张 I don't want there to be any more tension between us.
当我们在街上见到对方 When we see each other on the street,
我希望我们能挥挥手 I want us to wave,
而不是躲到垃圾箱后面 Not dive behind a garbage can.
我没有躲 只是我...的钥匙掉了 Oh, I didn't dive. I... just dropped my keys.
我只想一切回到正常 I just want things to be normal again.
让我跟你和姐妹们一起打扑克 Let me play poker with you and the girls.
如果你要举办派对 邀上我 If you throw a party, invite me.
也许哪天你和麦克 Maybe you and Mike can have me
能邀请我去野炊 over for a barbecue sometime.
想想发生的一切 Given what's happened,
我不指望将来我们一起野炊 I just don't see a barbecue in our future.
好吧 苏珊 Fine, Susan.
我本以为我们能重新成为朋友 I was just hoping to be friends again
让那些人知道他们都错了 And show all those people how wrong they were.
哪些人 What people?
那些一直要我 The ones who keep telling me that
指控你的人 I should sue you for, uh...
他们怎么说的来着 "威胁人身安全罪" What did they call it? "Reckless endangerment"?
我很抱歉 他们是谁 Yeah, I'm sorry. Who are all these people?
邻居 好心人 Neighbors, well-wishers,
还有几个擅长民事诉讼律师 A couple of lawyers who dabble in civil lawsuits.
但我跟他们说 "不 我绝不会控告苏珊的" But I told them, "no, I could never sue Susan."
不管怎样 我们还是朋友 In spite of everything, we're still friends.
不过 如果事实不是这样的话 But... If that isn't true anymore...
早餐 Brunch! Uh...
我和麦克不喜欢野炊 Mike and I aren't really barbecue people.
我们喜欢早餐派对 We like a good brunch.
所以 我们可以约个时间 So... let's give that a shot.
我很抱歉 刚才口误说错话了 Um, I'm sorry. That was just a bad choice of words.
我喜欢早餐派对 星期天11点 I love it! Sunday around 11:00?
-到时候我带乳蛋饼来 -太好了 - I'll bring a quiche. - Great.
我不再发疯了你高兴吗 Aren't you glad I'm not crazy anymore?
当然 这样好多了 Oh, yeah. This is so much better.
我们结束了 卡尔 We are over, Karl.
这次我是认真的 And this time I mean it.
得了 布里 Oh, come on, Bree.
你要把我当胸针一样甩了吗 You're gonna dump me over a lousy brooch?
不是胸针 卡尔 是你 It's not the brooch, Karl. It's you.
你偷了苏珊的胸针 Stealing Susan's Jewelry
然后责怪她弄丢了 And then berating her for losing it?
哪种人会这么做呢 What kind of man does that?
比如一个被老婆卷走一切的男人 How about a man whose wife's taking him to the cleaners,
哪个男人会想 Who wants to get back a little of
从卷走一切的老婆那里再讨回一点东西呢 what she's costing him?
不过你怎么会蠢到把胸针送给我 But how could you be so stupid as to then give it to me?
难道你就想不到她会看到我戴着她的胸针 Did it not occur to you that she might see me wearing it?
我跟苏珊离婚后 Hey, when Susie and I divorced,
她丢了许多东西 She lost a lot of things.
我不记得那胸针就是她丢的 I forgot the brooch was one of them.
你在自我辩解 That's your defense
偷的东西多到你都忘了吗 That you stole so much, you lost track?
别忘了是谁为了保护财产 Let's not forget who had no problem
栽赃奥森入室盗窃 Staging a fake burglary to protect her stuff from Orson.
我承认那很卑鄙 Well, I am not proud of that.
我觉得更卑鄙的是 I am even less proud of letting
让我的性本能 my libido blind me to the fact
蒙蔽我接受一个事实 That I have been fornicating
那就是我跟一个道德败坏的黄鼠狼私通 with a morally bankrupt weasel.
-再也不必了 我们结束了 -等等 - Well, not anymore. We're done. - Wait.
布里 Bree...
你愿意嫁给我吗 Will you marry me?
你说什么 Excuse me?
我知道这不是求婚的时候 I know, not the best time to ask.
但我怕如果我再等下去 就没有机会了 But I was scared if I waited, I wouldn't get another shot.
你有没有想过我甚至... Do you think for one instant I would even--
不要觉得你现在必须回答我 Don't feel you need to answer right away.
我很肯定 I'm pretty sure
短期内你的回答是什么 但是 What the short-term response would be. But, um...
-我爱你 布里 -看在上帝的份上 卡尔 - I love you, Bree. -For god sakes, Karl.
如果你愿意考虑一下是否成为我的妻子 And I'd be honored if you'd even
我也会感到很荣幸 consider becoming my wife.
-不 -我还没说完 - No. I'm not done.
我曾经拿别人的胸针送人 The man who swiped that brooch
那是过去的我 that was the man I was.
现在的我变了许多 The man I am now is a little better,
但这远不及将来 But he is nothing compared to the man that I could be
有你作为妻子的我 With a woman like you as my wife.
就这些 说完了 There. Done.
-卡尔 -什么都别说 - Karl-- - Don't say anything.
走吧 好好想想 Just go. Think it over.
-我只想说 -打住 打住 - I only wanna say-- - Bup, bup, bup!
好好想想 Just think.
希望没有打扰你 I hope I'm not disturbing you.
我只想谢谢你 I just want to thank you for the...
你还好吗 Oh. Are you okay?
你在哭 怎么了 You're crying. What's wrong?
-没有 没事 有事吗 No, nothing. What's up?
好吧 Oh, okay.
我只想告诉你我们的计划很成功 I just wanted to tell you how well our plan is working.
我们的计划 Our plan?
是啊 就是跟苏珊和好的计划 Yeah, the one about taking the high road with Susan.
我刚从那回来 她还不知情呢 I was just over there. She doesn't have a clue.
-那是谁 -我妈妈 - Who's that? - My mother.
她住哪儿 Oh! where does she live?
她不在了 She doesn't.
真遗憾 I'm sorry.
明天是她的生日 Tomorrow would've been her birthday.
每年的这个时候我都有点伤感 Every year this time I get a little depressed.
那我们就出去走走 一起吃午饭 So let's go out. I'll buy you lunch.
至少我还能请我的"同犯"吃一顿饭 It's the least I can do for my partner in crime.
-你最好别再那样做了 -什么 - Okay, you gotta stop with that. - What?
什么计划啊 同犯啊 This "our plan," "partner in crime."
这是你跟苏珊之间的事 This is your thing with Susan.
你想怎样就怎样 You do what you wanna do.
你只不过是因妈妈而伤感 Oh, you're just upset because of your mother.
知道吗 You know what?
我给你煎菠萝蛋糕吧 I'll bake you a pineapple upside down cake.
这是世界上消除悲伤最好的方法 Best thing in the world for depression!
我问遍了周围所有的私立学校 Well, I called every private school in the area.
都是九月才开学 No openings until september.
该死 加布 Damn it, Gaby.
你就不能等到了夏天再告那个校长吗 You couldn't wait till summer to cuss out the principal?
我是不退缩的 如果她还这么野蛮 I make no apologies. She had it coming.
我也会奉陪到底的 And I'd do it again.
她言语攻击了我们的女儿 She attacked our daughter.
真开心你这么保护我们的女儿 Well, I'm glad you're so devoted to Juanita,
正因为此 'cause you're about to be spending
你们会有更多的时间在一起了 A whole lot more time together.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我们没得选了 I think we have other choice.
你得在家教她了 You're gonna have to homeschool her.
好好笑啊 卡洛斯 你真好 That's funny. Oh, you're good, Carlos.
我们的确需要减减压了 We needed something to cut the tension.
但说真的 我们该怎么办 But seriously, what do we do?
我是说真的 我们去网上登记 Seriously? We enroll online,
他们会寄来课程表 然后由你来教她 They send us the curriculum, and you teach her.
慢着 慢着 在事情没发展到不可收拾时 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before this gets ugly,
你要明白 我真不知道该怎么给她上课 You do realize I don't know how to teach.
是吗 你教过胡安妮塔不少脏话 Really? You taught Juanita a few choice words.
我 那你呢 Me? How about you?
好**的一天啊 What a blank of a day!
公司那个叫厄尔的家伙就是个傻* Earl at the office is such a blank.
我真想把那蠢货脑子里的脑浆都弄出来 I wanna kick the blank out of his blank.
好吧 那这个呢 那个**美发师 Oh, yeah? How about, that blanking hairdresser
把老子头发都**毁掉了 Totally screwed up my blanking hair!
瞧我啊 真**脸见人了 Look at me! I'm totally blanked!
那个**客户不肯签了协议 The blanking client didn't sign the deal,
我们损失了他**的一大笔钱 And we lost a blankload of money.
我* 我*** Wah! Blank, blank, blank!
好了 我们都有错 Okay. We are both at fault.
-但还是得你来教她 -好啊 - But you're homeschooling her. - Fine,
但我只知道今晚某人别想**了 But I know someone who isn't getting blanked tonight.
我无所谓 Fine with me.
我之前已经**过了 I blanked off earlier.
-谢谢你送来的派 -不客气 - Thanks again for the pie. - You're welcome.
你戴着那块胸针啊 So I see you're wearing the brooch.
我很想说 卡尔把他祖母的胸针送给你 I must say it was awfully sweet of Karl
真是件甜蜜的事儿 To give you his grandmother's jewelry.
你们结婚后 When you were married,
他也常用些小礼物 Did he do that sort of thing often
-来给你惊喜吗 -他常这样啊 - Surprise you with little gifts? - Constantly.
是吗 Really?
当然是真的 不过这是在他有外遇后 Yeah, of course, after a while I knew that it just meant
心里很愧疚而已 That he'd cheated and was feeling guilty.
有一次他去巴巴多斯岛 Once he went to barbados and brought me back
给我带回一对蓝宝石耳环 我哭了好几天 A pair of sapphire earrings. I cried for days.
怎么你突然对卡尔心血来潮了 So... Why the sudden fascination with Karl?
我不是心血来潮 只是有点好奇罢了 Oh, I'm hardly fascinated, just curious.
当你谈起你们的婚姻时 When you talk about your marriage to him,
你总是在说谎言啊 外遇啊 It's always about the lies and the cheating,
从没说过一件好事儿 And you never really talk about the good times.
以前的确很快乐 Well, there were wonderful times.
是啊 他接吻很棒 Yeah, he was always a good kisser,
也能随时逗我开心 And he could always make me laugh.
说真的 如果之前他来求我原谅他 You know, the truth is, if he had begged my forgiveness...
我是说 哪怕就一次 I mean, if just once...
来跟我说 他会改变 He had told me that he was willing to change...
该死的卡尔 Oh! The hell with Karl.
其实 In fact, um...
给 Here.
不行 苏珊 这属于你 No, Susan. It's yours.
不 这是卡尔的 No, it's Karl's.
我现在只能戴迈克送的首饰 And the only jewelry I should be wearing now is Mike's.
-如果你执意坚持 那好吧 -对了 谢谢 - Well, if you insist. - And by the way, thanks.
就当和你聊聊卡尔好的一面 It felt good to say a few nice things about
作为回报 你懂的 Karl for a change, you know.
这样好多了 Well, it was nice to hear them.
加布 拿去吧 它有点历史了 Here you go, Gaby. It's kinda old.
我在苏联解体前买的 It's from before the Soviet Union broke up.
苏联解体了吗 The Soviet Union broke up?
你确定知道拿这些东西 You sure you know what you're doing
该怎么给孩子上课了吗 With this homeschooling thing?
得了 亲爱的 胡安尼塔才一年级 Oh, honey, Juanita's in first grade.
我说什么她都信 She'll believe what I tell her.
你的手机 Hey, your phone. oh!
我被扣子挂住了 Ooh. I popped my button.
勒奈特 我一点也不意外 Actually, Lynette,I'm not surprised.
-什么 -因为我真的不会教书 - What? - Well, I wasn't gonna bring it up,
但是 你最近可算个全才了 But... you have been getting a little rounder lately.
怎么跟你说呢 加布 Well, what can I tell you, Gaby?
我每天废寝忘食地工作 I'm working long hours, I'm not exercising,
上班时随意吃点垃圾食物下肚 Eating a bunch of junk at work.
对啊 如果它再长肥一点点 Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised
我就太意外了 If she gets even bigger than this.
你不是还有功课要做的吗 Don't you have some homework?
事实上 我是要去图书馆借点书来看 Actually, I've gotta pick up some books at the library.
去吧 我来收拾 Good. I'll clean up.
再见 Bye.
说真的 勒奈特 一个月包你减肥成功 Seriously, Lynette, you can lose this weight in one month.
不用了 加布 我不能减肥 No, Gaby, I really can't.
你可以的 我来帮你 Yes, you can, and I'm gonna help you.
我们每天早上七点去晨跑 What do you say we meet every morning at 7:00
你意下如何 And go for a run?
我不确定 那恰好是我准备 I don't know. That's right around the time
让孩子们去上学的时间 I'm getting the kids ready for school.
勒奈特 你不能任其发展 Lynette, you cannot let this go.
你听过一个说法的 You know the expression
拖得越长 屁屁越大 "The longer you wait, the bigger the butt."
你不介意的话 我得接个电话 If you'll excuse me, I have to get that.
可能是另外一个闺蜜 It might be another friend
打来告诉我 我的屁股肥过头了 Calling to tell me my ass is too fat.
我只是想帮你 Well, I'm just trying to help.
知道了 再见 我爱你 All right. Bye. I love you.
喂 Hello?
不是 汤·斯加兄刚出门 No, T-Scav just left.
我是勒·斯加 能为你效劳吗 This is l-scav. May I help you?
抱歉 你说什么派对 I'm--I'm sorry. What party?
尼德迈耶 马奥尼 Oh! Niedermeyer! Mahoney!
-你好 斯加沃夫人 -你好 - Hey, Mrs. Scavo. - Hi.
你要尝一片长岛西瓜吗 Would you like a slice of long island watermelon?
唉 太诱人了 不过我得找到我丈夫 Gosh, tempting, but I just wanna find my husband
带他回去 And bring him home.
-他不在这儿 -别替他打掩护 - Uh, he's not here. - Don't cover for him.
有人打电话来问他 Somebody called our house wanting to know
怎么还没带着桶装啤酒来派对 Why he hadn't shown up with the keg yet.
真有才 Brilliant.
尼德迈耶 拜托了 汤姆现在有家室了 Niedermeyer, please. Tom has actual responsibilities.
那些充满伏特加的果冻和啤酒帮的日子已经过去了 His jell-o shots and beer pong days are over,
我真的不希望他的新朋友 And I don't appreciate his new buddies
让他又回到过去了 Making him think they're not.
我们不是他的伴儿 He's not our buddy.
随便啦 我只想知道他在哪 I don't care. I just wanna know where he is.
他刚拿着桶装啤酒走了 He just dropped off the keg and left.
等等 等等 Well--wait! wait!
如果他不是你们的朋友 为什么他得买给你们啤酒 If he's not your friend, why is he buying you a keg?
为什么在我家给你们做晚餐 Why is he making you dinner at our house?
-好了 小伙子们 -不 不 不 - Okay, boys. - No! oh, no, no, no!
没有这西瓜 Without this watermelon,
这儿所有的女孩们都将不再兴奋 All these pretty girls will stay sober,
我们都知道这意味着什么 And we know what that means.
别 别 好吧 我们说 No! No! okay! okay! We'll tell you!
老兄 她要砸了我们的西瓜 Dude, she's got our melon!
汤姆为我们做这些 Tom's doing stuff for us
是因为我们答应期中考试给他答案 Because gave him the answers to the midterm.
他想抄袭你们的答案 He's cheating off you?
不是 我们在数学系有内应 No. we've got a connection in the math department.
我们有试卷 We get the tests.
等下 斯加沃夫人 能把西瓜还给我们吗 Wait, uh, Mrs. Scavo, can we get our watermelon back?
-你什么时候睡啊 -就一会 - You coming to bed? - Just a sec.
累死我了 Oh. So exhausted.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
不 不 不 我不是指那个很累 No, no, no. wait. wait. I am not that exhausted.
那来吧 Oh. okay.
德尔非诺管路疏通 Delfino plumbing.
好 那到底出什么问题了 Uh, yeah. Well, exactly what's the problem?
听着 晚上我不出勤 Look, I-I'm--I'm not on call tonight.
明天白天我再过去 I'll--i'll try to stop by tomorrow.
对嘛 坏蛋 今晚你哪儿也别想去了 That's right, buster. You're not going anywhere tonight.
对 没骗你 Mmm. No kidding.
凯瑟琳自己能修好 Katherine can fix her own leak.
是凯瑟琳打来的 That was Katherine?
你得马上过去 You goota get over there right now.
听着 我们是要跟她重新做朋友 Look, I know we've gotta be friends with her,
但不是晚上11点 而你又穿着性感内衣 But not at 11:00. And not when you're wearing this.
她会起诉我们 Okay, she could sue us.
她才不会为这事起诉我们呢 Oh, she's not gonna sue us over this.
这不是咱们的小狗去她们家撒了泡尿的事儿 我朝她开枪了 It's not like our dog peed on her flowers. I shot her.
所以快点回电话 说你马上就到 So call her back and tell her you'll be right over.
好吧 Fine.
不过 那个要修多久啊 How long will it take anyway?
不知道 她卧室的浴缸漏水了 I don't know. It's a leak in her master bath.
她的卧室 In the bedroom?
你好 迈克 Hello, Mike.
和苏珊 你来干什么 And Susan. What are you doing here?
我来协助丈夫的工作 I came to assist my husband,
事半功倍 Get the job done in half the time.
你的绷带跑哪儿去了 Hey, um, where's your sling?
我的肩膀好多了 谢谢 Oh! My shoulder's feeling much better. Thank you.
太好了 所以我来碰碰应该不痛了吧 That's great! So it doesn't hurt if I do this?
不如我们去看看漏水的水龙头吧 Hey, why don't we take a look at this leaky faucet?
不是的 Uh, uh, no.
其实是厨房的垃圾处理器坏了 Actually, it's the, um, garbage disposal in the kitchen.
你好像说的是主卧的浴室有东西坏了 But I thought you said it was in the master bath.
麦克 认真点 Mike, seriously,
垃圾处理器怎么会在主卧浴室呢 Why would a garbage disposal be in the master bath?
来 在这边 Come on. This way.
它的噪音太大了 It's just making this awful sound.
它们本来就会发出很大噪音 Well, they're supposed to make an awful sound.
你到上楼来做什么 What are you doing up here?
我就知道不该相信你 I knew I never should've trusted you.
你只是想勾引麦克 You just wanted Mike over here to try to seduce him.
是吗 苏珊 Really, Susan.
你真是太多疑了 You have the most suspicious mind.
算了吧 看看这里 Oh, please. Look at this place.
就是我都动心了 Even I'm getting turned on.
我不就点了些蜡烛 撒了一些花瓣吗 So I lit a few candles and sprinkled some rose petals.
我每天都这样 I do that every night.
是吗 Really? Mm.
你还喝掉一整瓶香槟吗 Do you also drink an entire bottle of champagne?
好吧 也许我有点问题 Maybe I have a little problem, okay?
不 你有大问题 凯瑟琳 麦克 No, you have a big problem, Katherine. Mike!
不用叫他来吧 There's no reason to bring him into this.
你说你每晚都这样 Oh, well, you say that you do this every night,
他以前和你在这共渡了许多夜晚 And he used to spend a lot of nights here.
看看他是否觉得这很熟悉呢 麦克 So why don't we see if it looks familiar to him? Mike!
麦克 快上楼来 麦克 Mike, I need you to come up here! Mike!
马上上楼来 Come up here right now!
停下 别销毁证据 Stop! Stop! Stop! That's evidence!
你管不着 Leave me alone!
天啊 泡泡浴 Oh, my god. A bubble bath?!
真是杰姬·柯林斯小说的翻版情节 This is now a bad Jackie Collins novel.
我要你离开我的房子 I want you out of my house.
凯瑟琳 你需要帮助 Katherine, you need help.
你做的事 是病态的表现 What you're doing here... It's sick!
你不会真以为玫瑰花瓣和香槟 You don't actually think that rose petals and champagne
对麦克会起作用吧 他爱我 Are gonna work on Mike. He loves me!
别逼我 苏珊 我会告你的 Don't push me, Susan. I'll sue you!
好吧 来啊 去告我吧 Oh, you know what? Go ahead. Sue me!
告我时顺便再加一条 And while you're at it,
用草莓攻击你 Get me for assault with a strawberry, too.
好哇你 Uhh! Just...
贱人 You bitch! Aah!
疯子 Crazy! Aah!
提醒一下 我们又讨厌她了 F.Y.I., we hate her again.
马奥尼打电话给我说 Mahoney called me and told me that you...
-你知道作弊的事了 - 是的 - Know about the cheating? - Yeah. I do.
我不知道你到底怎么了 What I don't know is what the hell's the matter with you.
怎么做这种傻事 Why would you do something that stupid?
因为是选修课 我永远用不到的 Because it is a required course that I will never use,
而且 And...
我会不及格 I'm failing it.
你会不及格 You're failing?
我们可不能承受你不及格 We can't afford to have you fail.
是啊 所以我作弊了 I know. That's why I did this,
那样我就能集中精力 学主课 So that I could focus all of my attention on my core classes.
主课也会不及格吗 Are... are you failing those, too?
不会 No...
但形式不容乐观 But it's touch-and-go.
我导师提醒 在我这年龄学语言 My advisor warned me that learning a language at my age
会很艰难 而且中文是最难的一种 Would be difficult, and Mandarin is one of the hardest.
我努力学习 但成绩总落后 I study and I study, but I-I'm always behind.
勒奈特 你要理解 我快不行了 Lynette, you gotta understand, I am drowning here.
我无所谓 I don't care.
什么 What?
你学习有难处 应该跟我讲 You're having trouble in school? Talk to me.
和教授谈谈 找个家教 但不应该作弊 Talk to your professors. Hire a tutor. What you don't do is cheat.
勒奈特 统计学而已 Come on, Lynette. It... it is Statistics.
我永远都不会用到的 I'm never gonna use it.
这是原则问题 汤姆 It's the principle of the thing, Tom!
如果孩子们知道了 What if the kids found out?
你给他们做了什么样的榜样啊 What kind of example are you setting for them?
和你一样 The same one you're setting.
加布丽尔问你是不是体重增加了时 When Gabrielle asked you if you were gaining weight,
-为何要撒谎 -显然 这不一样 - Didn't you lie? - Oh, clearly that's different.
-为什么 -因为后果不一样 - Why? - Because of the consequences.
你会被学校开除的 You could get kicked out of school.
你会失去一个最好的朋友 And you could lose one of your best friends.
我最终会告诉 加布真相的 I'm going to tell Gaby the truth... Eventually.
那时 她会告诉卡洛斯 如果他知道 And when you do, she'll tell Carlos. And when he finds out
新副总跟他撒谎 他会解雇你 That his new vice president lied to him, he may fire you.
还有什么后果吗 Some more about consequences?
你想把自己的行为合理化 真可悲 I think the way you're trying to rationalize your behavior is pathetic.
我们是两个中年人 勒奈特 都懂原则的价值 We are two middle-aged people, Lynette. We both know the value of principles.
还知道有时我们绝不会告诉孩子 We also know something that we've never told the kids...
不幸的是 人生中有时 That there are, sadly, some times in life
我们必须为了生存违法原则 When you need to break the rules in order to survive.
我考试作弊 I cheated on a test.
你不愿鼓励我 好的 You don't want to pat me on the back? Fine.
但不要装的好像比我高尚一样 But don't act like you are better than me,
你也好不到哪里去 'Cause you're not.
"好吧" 淘哥儿说 "下课后我们在红港湾见" "Okay," said Skippy. "I'll meet you down at red creek after school."
这很无聊 我能看电视吗 This is boring. Can I watch TV?
胡安妮塔 你跟我在一起时 Juanita, while you're here with me,
就像你在学校一样 It's the same as if you were at school.
我们刚上完体育课 现在就是阅读时间 We just finished gym class. Now it's time for reading.
熨烫不是体育课 Ironing isn't gym class.
嘿 谁才是这里的老师 Hey, who's the teacher here, huh?
读 Read!
读个屁 You read.
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
来吧 Come on.
读完这章节 Let's just finish this chapter.
想都不要想 Don't even think about it.
我警告你 我不是开玩笑 I'm warning you. I am not playing.
胡安妮塔 你敢再来 Juanita, so help me god...
-捡起来 -不要 - Pick it up! - No.
要么捡起它 要么直接趴在地上读完 Pick it up or end up on the floor next to it.
谢谢 这好多了 Thank you. That's much better.
有人吗 我们今天学什么了 Hello? So what did we learn today?
-捡起那本书 捡起来 -不 不要 - Pick up the book! Pick it up! - No! No!
加布 到底发生什么事 Gaby, what the hell is going on?!
这叫作家庭教育 It's called homeschooling!
捡 起 来 Pick... up... the... book!
我按你说的做了 卡尔 I did what you asked, Karl.
我回家想过你的建议 I went home and thought about your proposal.
然后呢 不 等等 我需要做好心理准备吗 And? No, wait. Not yet. Do I need to brace myself?
-我不打算拒绝 -真的 - I'm not gonna say no. - Really?
或接受 重点是 Or yes. What's the point
我已经结婚了就不能三心两意 When I already have a husband I can't seem to shake?
所以从现在开始 So for now, you might wanna focus
你就得想专心帮我搞离婚 On getting me a divorce.
如果我做到了 你会嫁我吗 And if I do that, you'll marry me?
不 不是你 但我对另一个卡尔有兴趣 No, not you, but I am interested in this other Karl--
那个你决心成为的卡尔 The one you say you're planning to become.
对 前提是你嫁给我 Yeah, if you marry me.
好吧 但恐怕 Well, I'm afraid
他得提前露面了 He's gonna have to make an appearance sooner than that.
我想我能安排一次见面会 I think I can arrange a meeting.
这是另一个重点 至少一个月不能做爱 Oh! That's another thing. No sex for at least a month.
一个月 A month?
你太擅长用这来迷惑我的思想 You are too adept at using it to cloud my judgment.
我希望能真正地看清楚你 I wanna see you through eyes that are clear,
而不是事后聪明 Not rolling back in my head.
所以我必须当一个无性的好孩子 So I have to be a good boy and no sex.
这好像我们已经结婚了 It's like we're married already.
卡尔 且不说结婚 即便我们这样走出去 Karl, if we go public with this, let alone marry,
后果也会很可怕 There will be serious consequences.
苏珊可能不再跟我说话 Susan may never speak to me again,
还有谁知道奥森会做出什么来 And god only knows what Orson will do.
在我确定你真值得我为你这么做前 I will not even contemplate paying that price
我不会随便付出这个代价 Until I'm sure you're damn well worth it.
如果你能证明你确实值得 And if you can prove that you are...
那你就能再次送这个给我 Then you can give this to me again.
到时候 它就会有所价值 And next time, it'll mean something.
你跟她谈过了吧 她准备好道歉了吗 Well, did you talk with her? Is she ready to apologize?
还没 Mm, not quite.
她听到了你跟校长说的话 She heard what you said to the principal,
她怨恨你 使她不能再回到学校去 And she is blaming you for her not being allowed to go back to school.
那你帮我辩护了 对吧 So you defended me, right?
要说清楚 她什么地方对 你什么地方错会有点困难 Well, that was a little tough, what with her being right and you being wrong.
你说什么错了 我做的都是为了她 What do you mean wrong? I did what I did for her.
真的 Really?
你没想过这可能是因为 You don't think that maybe a teeny bit of that
你被批评不是一个好母亲 Was in response to you being criticized as a mom?
不是 No!
好吧 或许是因为那句你这个乡巴佬 Well, maybe "the horse you rode in on" part,
但我的初衷 But the original sentiment was all
都是为我们的女儿辩护 In defense of our daughter.
她凭什么来生我气 Where does she get off being mad at me?
加布 不能回学校和她的朋友一起 Gaby, she can't go to school and be with her friends.
不能找人来陪她 因为一头猩猩 She can't have people over because a chimp
在她的生日派对上伤了一个小丑 Mauled a clown at her birthday party.
她有权利生气 She has every right to be mad.
你 没权利比她更生气 You... not so much.
妈 是我 Ma? It's me.
我知道 已经过了很久 我很抱歉 I know. It's been a long time. I'm sorry.
不 你知道我不能告诉你 No, you know I can't tell you that.
只是 想让你知道我们很好 好吧 Just... know that we're safe, okay?
妈 拜托 不要哭 Oh, ma, please, don't cry.
我们只有几分钟时间来谈 好吧 We only have a few minutes to talk, okay?
他很好 He's good.
他刚满19岁 He just turned 19.
我知道 你能相信吗 I know. Can you believe it?
对 我也希望我们能 但这太冒险了 Yeah, I wish we could, too. Uh, it's just too risky.
但 你知道 或许有一天 But, you know, maybe one of these days...
妈 我要挂了 Ma, I gotta go.
我很快再找你 好吧 保重 I-I-I'll talk to you soon. Rimanga Bene, okay?
凯瑟琳 你怎么来了 Hey ya, Katherine. What you got there?
我记得你说你妈妈去世了 I thought you said your mother was dead.
对 那是我婆婆 Oh, yeah. That was my mother-in-law.
尼克妈妈 Nick's mom.
你喊她妈妈 You call her "ma"?
我们很亲近 We're close.
什么时候进来的 我都没听见动静 I didn't hear you come in.
门是开着的 来给你 The front door was open. here.
那是用充值卡的手机吗 Hey, is that one of those prepaid phones?
是 尼克跟我去旅行的时候 Oh, yeah. when Nick and I went on vacation,
我们就买了一个给家里打电话 We bought this to call home.
当时也没用完 And then we had some minutes left over,
所以我干脆刚刚就用它来打电话 So I figured i'd use 'em up.
想什么呢 凯特琳 What's on your mind, Katherine?
我来把我许诺过的蛋糕带过来 Well, I wanted to drop off the cake as promised
还想告诉你昨晚的事 苏珊和我打了一架 And tell you last night, Susan and I had a big fight.
她还把我扔进了浴缸 She threw me into the bathtub.
真的吗 Really?
那晚她用枪射我 现在她又试图淹死我 First she shoots me, now she tries to drown me.
我要去警察那告她 I'm going to the police,
所以我需要那把枪来当物证 So I'm gonna need that gun for evidence.
你在说哪把枪 What gun?
她用来射我的那把 The one she shot me with.
丹尼给朱莉的那把 The one Danny gave Julie.
听我说 凯特琳 把警察牵扯进来 Listen, Katherine, I really don't think it's a good idea
这样做不明智 Gettin' the police involved.
就按我们制定好的计划做就好 Just stick to your plan.
我不想就这样让她逍遥法外 I hate that she can get away with this.
对了 尼克不是意大利裔吧 Hey. Nick's not Italian, is he?
不是 为什么这么问 No. why?
因为你刚刚在跟他妈妈讲意大利语 'cause you were talking to his mother in Italian.
他妈妈喜欢 这样她觉得自己高人一等 Oh, she likes it. makes her feel sophisticated.
我四十分钟后要跟医生见面 I have a doctor's appointment in 40 minutes.
所以我要去换衣服准备了 但是谢谢你带来的蛋糕 I really should get dressed. But thank you for the cake.
你在做什么 宝贝 家庭作业吗 What's that, sweetie, your homework?
现在所有的作业都是家庭作业了 不是吗 It's all homework now, isn't it?
听妈妈说 胡安妮塔 Look, Juanita, you know,
当我还小的时候 我就被别人欺负 因为我当时是班里个头最小的孩子 when I was young, I used to get picked on Because I was the littlest kid in my class,
别人欺负我的时候 我没有力量保护自己 and I couldn't defend myself from the bullies.
那之后我突然发现我身上的一件利器 And then i discovered a part of me that was big--
我的伶牙俐齿 My mouth.
从此 当我再被欺负时 我就反击 And I've been fighting back with it ever since.
当彼德森老师说了那些伤人的话后 So when Mrs.Peterson said those mean things,
我必须要出言维护你 I had to defend you.
为什么 我本来就说了脏话 Why? I said a bad word.
如果你能忍住 让她惩罚我 If you just let her punish me,
结果就不会是这样 This would all be over.
相信我 离开那所学校 是明智之举 Believe me, leaving that school is gonna wind up being a good thing.
彼德森老师是欺凌弱小的人 Mrs.Peterson is a bully.
我喜欢彼德森老师 I like Mrs.Peterson.
好吧 妈妈错了 很抱歉惹你生气 Okay. I was wrong, and I'm sorry you're upset.
但你还认为我是一位称职的妈妈吧 You still think I'm a good mom, right?
宝贝 Honey?
我们可以静下来读书吗 Can we just read?
我要告诉你 凯特琳不值得被相信 I'm telling you, Katherine cannot be trusted.
她就那样大张旗鼓地要跟你抢麦克 The way she talks about stealing Mike back from you?
她完全是豁出去了 She has completely lost it.
我知道 麦克和我之间达成了新共识 Believe me, I know. Mike and I have a new rule.
我们会把凯特琳当空气 We're going to pretend that Katherine doesn't exist.
你觉得那就够了吗 You think that's gonna be enough?
你应该离她远远的 You need to get her off the street.
凯特琳恨你入骨 Katherine hates you,
还不是在超市碰见给你卫生球的那种恨 And I'm not talkin' "dirty looks in the supermarket" hate.
那个女人非常危险 That woman is dangerous.
危险 怎么说 Dangerous how?
好吧 我都不敢相信下面我要说的话 Okay. I can't believe I'm even saying this.
但是你确定凯特琳在 But do you know where Katherine was
朱莉被袭那晚在哪吗 The night that Julie was attacked?
不 这说法太疯狂了 No. that's crazy. um...
凯特琳怎么会想伤害朱莉呢 Why would Katherine want to hurt Julie?
你刚刚跟她深爱的男人破镜重圆 You had just married the man that she loved.
那又是伸手不见五指的晚上 It was dark.
一个女人从你家走出来 A woman walked out of your house...
或许她不知道那是朱莉 Maybe she didn't think it was julie.
我们的一生需要恪守数不胜数的准则 There are so many rules in this world.
这就是为什么我们要从 That's why we must start learning them
蹒跚学步时开始学起 While we are still children.
周遭的人告诉我们 We are told very clearly...
不能出口成脏 "Don't say bad words."
不能考试作弊 “You're not allowed to cheat on tests."
不该欺瞒蒙骗朋友 "It's not nice to lie to your friends."
不该贪恋他人之夫 "You shouldn't covet a man who isn't yours."
也不该红杏出墙 "and you shouldn't betray a man who is."
长大懂事后 这些规则 So we grow up,
这些规则还是被我们一一违反了 And still we break the rules...
我们也遗忘了 如果被人抓住了小辫子 Completely forgetting that if someone catches us,
我们将会自食恶果 We will be punished.
-你好 -下午好 先生 - Hi there. - Yes, good afternoon, sir.
我想买一个胸针来代替 Uh, I was hoping to replace the camel brooch
我夫人在这里买的那个 My wife purchased here
我想给她一个惊喜 I'd like to surprise her
胸针 我们这里不卖胸针 A brooch? Hmm, we don't have anything like that here.
你会不是弄错了 You must be mistaken.
我夫人说就在这里买的 说得非常详细 My wife was quite specific about where she purchased it.
对不起 我们这里只买旧家具 Sorry,we sell furniture
她会不会在其它地方买的 She must've gotten it somewhere else
抱歉 Excuse me