《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
这个贼想偷你的车 This thief was trying to steal your truck!
你就是那个欠了4个月帐的家伙 是的 You're the guy who's four months behind on his payments? Yeah.
麦克勉强接受了卡洛斯的帮助 Mike reluctantly borrowed money from Carlos.
告诉我你需要多少钱 Tell me how much you need.
安德鲁做足功课 Andrew did his homework.
我打了几个电话 查了查你的档案 I made a few calls. Turns out the golden child
看来这个金童从来就没拿到学位啊 never got his degree. I left school
我离开学校是因为医生告诉我 我妈妈没救了 when the doctor told me my mother was terminal.
我给你看看她的死亡证明 I can save you a phone call and bring in
省得你打电话查了 不用了 her death certificate. That's okay.
我这辈子最大的错误就是生下你 The worst mistake I ever made in my life was having you!
杀手 A killer...
收到邀请 Got an invitation.
-我们希望你能搬来和我们一起住 -好啊 We would like it if you would move in with us. Okay.
安吉对自己的过去摊牌 And Angie revealed her past.
我和一个恶棍纠缠在一起 I got involved with a really bad guy...
他就是丹尼的爸爸 Danny's father.
很多年前 Many years ago,
一个恐怖分子和一个女人相爱了 a terrorist fell in love with a woman.
女人信赖他 This woman believed in the terrorist
并支持他 and his cause...
直到一个卧底探员出现 Until an undercover agent showed up,
他决心阻止他们的行动 determined to stop them.
恐怖分子肆意袭击 The terrorist wanted to attack
那些他认为对这个世界有害的人 those he felt were hurting the planet,
于是他找到这个女人帮他制造炸弹袭击 so he got the woman to help him build a bomb.
谁知计划失败 But something went wrong,
有人因此意外丧生 and someone was unexpectedly killed.
恐怖分子对此毫不在乎 The terrorist didn't care.
他称这是不可避免的 He said it was unavoidable.
女人后悔并打算自首 The woman wanted to turn herself in,
可发现自己怀孕了 but she was pregnant.
探员劝说女人和他一起逃离 So the agent convinced her to run away with him,
他会把孩子当自己亲生的一样抚养成人 and he'd raise the child as his own.
他们就这样逃出了恐怖分子的魔掌 So they escaped from the terrorist,
每天祈祷 hoping and praying
希望他永远也不要找到他们 he would never find them.
不幸的是 Unfortunately...
他还是找到了 He did.
特浓卡布其诺 加热 对吧 Hey. If it isn't double cappuccino, extra hot.
你真了解我 You know me so well.
新鲜出炉的巧克力司康 Just made chocolate scones.
想尝尝吗 Interested?
好啊 有什么关系呢 Ah, what the hell?
生活得危险一点也无妨 Might as well live dangerously.
小说进展得怎么样了 So how's the novel comin'?
快完结了 Almost done.
结尾往往会很纠结 Endings are a bitch.
我真的非常希望能给读者惊喜 I really need to surprise my audience.
嘿 我知道你是我爸爸 Hey. I know you're my dad...
不过你进来的时候还是要记得关门啊 But you still gotta close the door when you come in.
哦 对不起 Oh, sorry. Mm-hmm.
我来是想要问你 No, I was just gonna, uh, I was gonna ask you somethin'.
今晚要不要和你老爸一起去跑步 You want to join your old man for a run tonight?
爸爸 你那不叫跑步 是慢跑 Uh, dad, you don't run. You jog.
我去不了 And no.
来吧 我会跑到公园那边 景色很美的 Come on. I'll be going by the park. It'll be real pretty.
今晚我要帮艾迪代班 I'm working Eddie's shift tonight. Ah.
会工作到很晚的 I'm gonna be here late.
不过你真让我自豪 But I am proud of you.
-加油 -好的 谢谢你教练 Keep it up. Yeah. Thanks, coach. Mm-hmm.
回家见 See you at home.
是你爸爸 That's your dad?
是的 Yeah.
我应该介绍你们认识的 你会喜欢他的 I should have introduced you. You'd like him.
我想是的 他喜欢跑步吗 Yeah, I bet I would. So he's a runner?
每天晚上都跑 病了也会坚持 Every night, even when he's sick.
没人阻止得了他 You can't stop him.
非常令人佩服 He's pretty inspiring.
佩服? Inspiring?
你们这个年龄不是都恨自己的爸爸吗 Don't guys your age usually hate their dads?
每个人想法不同吧 We've had our issues.
我爸爸为我做了很大的牺牲 But my dad's sacrificed a lot for me.
我想我应该好好报答他 I figure this is how I pay him back.
你说得对 You're right.
学会报答是很重要的 Payback's really important.
好了 很快就回来 All right, back in a bit.
你要去多久 How long are you gonna be?
跑到流汗吧 Just long enough to get a little sweaty. Mwah.
-注意安全 -好的 You be careful. Yeah.
恐怖分子花了20年的时间 It took the terrorist 20 years
找到曾经背叛自己的人 to find the people who had betrayed him.
这是怎么... What the...
而他复仇的计划 才刚刚开始 And his plan for revenge... Was just getting started.
妈妈总会告诉我们提防那些诡秘的人 Our mothers tell us to beware of mysterious men.
不要在公园里和他们聊天 Don't talk to them in the park.
不准接受他们给的糖果 Don't take their candy.
不能上他们的车 Don't get into their cars.
不管怎样 And whatever you do...
也绝不能给他们开门 Don't let them into the house.
可如果妈妈已经邀请了他们 But what do we do when mother
我们还能怎么办呢 has already invited them in?
我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
艾迪 你这是在干什么 Eddie, what have you done?
我看见冰箱里东西都快吃光了 I saw you were running low on supplies,
我就去商店买了些 你不必要这么做的 so I went to the store for you. Oh, you didn't need to do that.
你邀请我过来住 对我这么好 Hey, you're cool enough to take me in.
我要让你觉得这么做是值得的 I gotta earn my keep somehow.
我买了些新鲜蔬菜 I bought fresh vegetables.
好吧 现在你感动得我想哭了 Okay, now you're just trying to make me cry.
衣服洗好了吗 我去烘干 Is that the laundry? I'll get that.
-没事的 让波特去吧 -妈妈 我没时间了 Oh, that's okay. It's Porter's turn. I can't, mom. I'm late.
你只需要花5分钟的时间把衣服放进烘干机里 You can spare five minutes to put clothes in the dryer.
真的不行 杰里米和戴夫 在外面等我 他们载我去商场 No, I can't. Jeremy and Dave are waiting to take me to the mall.
你不能把湿衣服就那样扔在洗衣机里 You are not leaving wet clothes in that washer.
妈妈 放松点 不就是泡水里吗 Mom, chill. It's water.
别用这种口气和你妈妈说话 Hey, don't talk to your mother like that.
不说了 他们来了 我得走了 Okay, that's my ride. I gotta go.
不行 把衣服放进烘干机再走 Unh-unh. After the laundry.
真是个臭女人 What a bitch.
向她道歉 Hey! - Tell her you're sorry. - Hey!
-放开我 -快道歉 Get off me! Apologize!
艾迪 艾迪 艾迪 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie!
他不应该用那种口气给你说话 好了 我想他肯定知道自己错了 He shouldn't talk to you like that! Okay, okay! I'm sure he's very sorry.
住手 住手 让他起来 Stop! Stop it! Stop. Let him up.
-没事吧 -没事 You okay? I'm fine.
你先走吧 Go join your friends.
去吧 Go on.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我就是看不惯他这么不尊重你 I just can't watch you be disrespected.
我去把衣服烘干 I'll take care of the laundry.
卡洛斯 这些钱是 Hey, Carlos. Uh, here's the money...
教会抽彩券募集的善款 谢谢 麦克 For the church raffle! Thanks, Mike!
这下玛丽修女终于能换掉她的木制... Now sister Mary can finally replace her wooden...
-加布在家呢 -天哪 对不起 Gaby's home. Oh, god. Sorry.
我只是想先把第一期欠款还上 I just wanted to bring you the first payment for the loan.
再次感谢你 帮了我大忙 不客气 And thanks again. You really saved my ass. No problem.
还想告诉你 我削减了很多开支 And just so you know, I'm making a lot of cutbacks
以便尽快还清你的钱 不休假 不收看付费频道 so I can pay you back quicker... No vacations, basic cable.
我甚至说服了MJ 麦克卢斯基夫人家的房子 I even convinced M.J. That Mrs. McCluskey's house
-夏令活动营地 -别担心 等你有钱了再还我 is summer camp. Look, don't go crazy. Just pay it back when you can.
千万别让加布发现 And let's make sure Gaby doesn't find out.
好让她去告诉苏珊吗 当然不会 So she can tell Susan? No problem.
我得走了 向嘉莉修女问好 I gotta get going. Bye. Hey, and uh, give my best to sister Carrie.
-是玛丽 -玛丽 Mary. Mary!
很美 是吧 Whoa. I know, right?
现在可是下午 你在干吗 It's the middle of the afternoon.
何不上楼来一探究竟 What are you doing? Why don't you come upstairs and find out?
不 谢了 我付不起 No, thanks. I can't afford it.
-什么 -每次你主动要求午后激情 What? Every time you offer me afternoon sex,
总是因为你有所企图 那绝不是午后激情 it's because you want something, and it is not afternoon sex.
好吧 看看这个 All right, fine. Check this out.
你藏在什么地方啊 Where were you even hiding this?
那是阿斯本的一个滑雪小屋 Oh. That is a ski chalet in Aspen.
正在出售 我想买 It's for sale, and I want it.
对不起 亲爱的 办不到 Sorry, hon, not gonna happen.
这只不过是我的开场优惠 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was just my opening offer.
要是把午后激情升级到蜜月激情如何 What if I see your afternoon sex and raise you... honeymoon sex?
不 还是不行 我们的现金都套在生意上了 No. No, I can't. All of our cash is tied up in a business deal.
什么生意 你不会愿意让这些琐碎的小事烦你的 What kind of business deal? Ah, you don't want me to bore you with the details.
有一半钱是我的 尽管来烦我吧 Half that money is mine. Bore me.
谈话到此为止 This conversation is over.
如果现在你还有兴趣上楼 Now if you're interested in going upstairs
和你丈夫做爱 仅仅因为你是... and making love to your husband simply because you...
好吧 Okay.
喜欢吗 我一整天都在练呢 Like it? I've been practicing all day.
苏珊 这个大块头钢琴怎么来的 Susan, why is there a big-ass piano in our house?
事实上 大块头可不造钢琴哦 Actually, big-ass stopped making pianos.
这是雅马哈 This is a yamaha.
那么我很 So I'm...
好奇 Curious...
这东西花了多少钱 How much did this thing cost?
免费的 It was free.
还记得亲爱善良的98岁高龄的瑞加娜姨妈吗 (出自Tales from the Crypt) You remember dear, sweet, 98-year-old aunt Regina?
你称之为"地穴守护者"的那个 The one you called "the crypt keeper"?
麦克 她在世的时候这么说没什么 Mike, that was okay when she was alive.
现在她过世了 还留给我们好东西 Now she's a dead lady giving us really cool stuff,
表示点敬意 好吗 行 只要是免费的 so a little respect? Okay. As long as it was free.
不过 要是加布问起 Yeah, um, but as far as Gaby's concerned,
我会说 它花了我3万美元 it cost 30 grand.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
我喜欢加布 不过好几年来 Well, I love Gaby, but for years,
她总是在夸耀 他们在她的房子 车 珠宝上面 she has been flaunting how much they spend on her house
花了多少多少钱 and her car and her jewelry.
现在轮到我炫耀了 And this is my turn to flaunt,
免费钢琴可没什么好炫耀的 and I can't flaunt with a free piano.
别降格到她的水平 你不是那样的人 Don't stoop to her level. You're better than that.
不 我就是 No, I'm really not.
苏珊 我不是开玩笑 Susan, I'm not kidding.
你不要跟加布说我们这钢琴花了钱 You're not telling Gaby we paid for this piano.
麦克 求你了 这是我的机会 Oh, Mike, please. This is my chance.
我阿姨竟然在开车时中风发作 My aunt had a stroke while driving!
什么时候才能再有这样的好运气啊 When am I ever gonna get that lucky again?
难以置信 You're not gonna believe this.
这儿没有香菜 They're out of cilantro.
-超市怎么可能没有香菜呢 -不知道 How can a market be out of cilantro? I don't know,
不过我告诉店员 她应该羞愧得抬不起头 but I told that clerk she should hang her head in shame.
说得好 我们还需要什么 As well you should. So what else do we need?
去犹太食品区看看 Let's head over to the kosher aisle.
要给施瓦茨曼的受戒仪式买些东西 I need a few items for the schwartzman bar mitzvah.
需要些小苏打 我去拿 We need baking soda. I'll get it.
山姆 Oh. Sam?
-求你了 等下再说 -你到底在这干什么 Please. Not now. What the hell are you even doing here?
我丢了工作 总得找个活干吧 I lost my job. I had to work some place.
你已经拿了小苏打了 You already, uh, got the baking soda.
天哪 我完全慌乱失措了 Boy, I would lose my head if it wasn't screwed on.
那女人是谁 Who's that woman?
没什么 以前认识的 Nobody. Someone I used to know.
一切都还好吧 Oh. Is everything all right?
我正告诉她 一家这么大的超市来说 I was... telling her that it doesn't make sense
却没有基本的食品调料是说不过去的 for a store this big to run out of a major herb.
我想我们该去哈德森市场看看 那在市中心呢 I think we should check out Hudson's market. That's downtown.
我们需要香菜 不是吗 走吧 We need cilantro, don't we? Come on.
你给我带了花 Hey. Hey. Oh, you brought me flowers.
我本想给你带件T恤 上面写着 Well, I wanted to get you a t-shirt that said,
"我是个在夜里穿着黑衣服跑步的笨蛋" "I'm a moron who wears dark clothes when I run at night,"
不过礼品店没货 but the gift shop was out.
是谁干的 你看清他们了吗 So who did this to you? Did you see 'em?
没有 No.
该死 什么人会撞了你然后扬长而去 Damn. What kind of person hits you and then just drives away?
也许那人就是想要撞我 Maybe the kind of person who wanted to hit me.
等等 你说了你没看清他们 Wait. You said you didn't see them.
是没看清 不过 安吉 我告诉你 I didn't, but, ange, I'm telling you,
这家伙 他从我身边开过 this guy... he drives past me,
掉了个头 然后就向我冲了过来 he turns around and swerves right into me.
-我的老天 -丹尼在哪 Oh, my god. Where's Danny?
他在等候室睡着了 我们整晚都在这里 He fell asleep in the waiting room. We've been here all night.
要我叫他来吗 Uh, you want me to get him?
不 不 听着 我要你们回家 No, no. Listen. I need you guys to go home,
拿上身份证 带点钱 grab the I.D.S, some money,
收拾上几个包 whatever you can stuff in a couple of bags.
可是你现在根本动不了 尼克 But you're not exactly travel-ready, Nick.
想都别想 Oh, absolutely not.
我们说卡本代尔附近的那个地方 The place we talked about, near carbondale.
就几个星期 Just for a few weeks.
不 你不去我们也不去 No. Not without you.
不 我会送丹尼去那 No, I'll send Danny.
但是你和我 我们只能做到这样了 But you and me... This is as far as we run.
万一那是派崔克 我们怎么办 What if it is Patrick? What are we gonna do?
这个问题我们已经问了20年 We've been asking that question for 20 years.
我想现在我们该知道答案了 I guess now we're gonna find out.
能跟你谈一下吗 Can I talk to you a minute?
当然 Sure.
谈谈波特那件事 It's about what happened with Porter.
你生气了吗 你生气了 Are you mad? You're mad.
不 我没有 No, I'm not.
你想让我走 You want me to leave.
不 不 我只是想谈谈 No. No, I just want to talk.
你看起来好像真的要打他 You looked like you really wanted to hurt him,
我得知道这是为什么 and I kind of need to know what that's about.
你的家人都不在意你对他们的支持 Your family doesn't seem to care how much you help them.
你是个伟大的妈妈 他们却不把你当回事 You're a great mom, and they just push you around.
这让我很愤怒 It... it made me angry.
是的 我看到了 Yes, I saw that.
有时候 我的家人是有些不领情 And sometimes my family can be unappreciative.
不过今天这样的事不能再发生了 But what happened today can never happen again.
我明白 I know.
听着 我妈妈也是个酒鬼 Listen, I grew up with an alcoholic mother.
我一直很了解愤怒是什么感受 I know what it feels like to be angry all the time.
不过 我像你这么大的时候 我不得不想办法 But when I was your age, I had to find a way...
控制住自己 To control myself.
你是怎么做的 How did you do that?
寻求了很多帮助 A lot of help.
其中之一 我在学校有个很棒的导师 One thing... I had a great counselor at school,
她教给我 and she taught me
每当快要失控的时候 that whenever I was about to lose it,
应该这样做 that I should do this...
一 One.
二 Two.
三 Three.
那真的有效吗 That really works?
真的有效 It really does.
让你有机会可以 It gives you a chance
退一步 to step back,
保持自我控制 feel like you're in control.
下次你该试试 会有效果的 You should try it next time. You'll see.
好 Okay.
嗯 Mm.
我对所做的事感到抱歉 I'm really sorry about what I did.
没关系 It's fine.
以后再也别这样了 Just don't ever do it again.
不过谢谢你的好意 But thank you for wanting to.
拜托 拉里 你也是我的业务经理 Oh, come on, Larry. You're my business manager, too.
我不会走的 除非你告诉我 I am not leaving this office until you tell me
卡洛斯拿我买滑雪屋的钱花哪里去了 what Carlos is doing with my ski house money.
加布 你这样让我很难做 Gaby, you're putting me in an uncomfortable position.
你应该去跟卡洛斯谈谈 You should talk to Carlos.
我谈了 我都主动提出奉献自己了 他还是不肯开口 I did! I offered to put myself in a very uncomfortable position, and he still said no.
抱歉 卡洛斯让我发誓保密的 请你谅解一下 I'm sorry, but Carlos swore me to secrecy. Please respect that.
你说得对 我很抱歉 You're right. I'm sorry.
别太介意 No hard feelings.
当然不会 Of course not.
你这是干什么 Hey. What are you doing?
我不想撒谎 Hmm. I don't want to be a liar.
我哭哭啼啼地回家 卡洛斯问我原因 When I go home, and I'm in tears and Carlos asks me why,
我告诉他你摸了我屁股 我想说实话 and I say you grabbed my ass, I want to be telling the truth.
算你狠 Well played.
卡洛斯给你们的一个邻居借了5万美金 Carlos gave $50,000 to one of your neighbors.
什么 谁啊 What?! Who?!
叫麦克·德尔菲诺的 说是他的生意遇到了麻烦 A Mike Delfino. Apparently, his business is in big trouble.
天哪 麦克的老婆是我最好的朋友之一 Oh, my god. Mike's wife is one of my closest friends,
她什么也没说过 and she never said a word.
太可怜了 Poor thing.
别跟卡洛斯说是我说的 Please don't tell Carlos I told you.
当然 Of course.
我该走了 I should get going.
你有没有免付停车证 Do you have parking validation?
这个只能给雇员用 Oh, those are only for employees.
好好 你可以用我的 Okay, you could take mine.
宾馆 吃饭 杂项花销 Hotel, food, incidentals...
300美元 $300.
你可以点播付费电视 You can order pay per view.
还可以买啤酒 I don't even care if you buy beer.
只要你保证尽量待在房间里 好吗 Just stay in your room as much as you can, okay?
太傻了 都20年过去了 This is stupid. It's been 20 years.
这个叫派崔克·罗根的 你们见过他吗 听说过他的消息吗 Have you actually seen or heard from this Patrick Logan guy?
你连他到底是不是还活着都不知道 Do you know for a fact that he's even still alive?
丹尼 我不打算跟你争这个 Danny, I'm not gonna debate this with you.
如果是他建立了你们以前参与的那个组织 If he started this group you guys were in,
那他不是也应该在跑路吗 then isn't he on the run, too?
他有比报复更重要的问题吧 只管听我的行不行 He's got bigger problems than getting revenge. Just humor me, okay?
如果我错了 无非就是错了 Because if I'm wrong, all I am is wrong.
但如果我没有错 那... But if I'm not...
求你了 就听我的吧 Please. Just humor me.
一号收银台现在已开放 Check stand one is now open.
你好 Hello.
一号收银台现在已开放 请所有顾客 Check stand one is now open, taking all customers...
你好 Hello.
那天我看见你 Um, I saw you the other day,
和我朋友山姆说话 talking to my friend Sam.
顺便说一声 我叫布里 Oh, I'm... I'm Bree, by the way.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are. Oh.
我知道这事跟我无关 Well, this is none of my business,
但我那天看见你们俩之间气氛有点紧张 but I noticed that there was some tension between you two.
差不多吧 You could say that.
我希望没什么事吧 Oh. Well, I hope everything is okay.
你到底想干吗 What is it you want?
我也不知道 Well, I don't know.
只是你们俩的见面感觉有点奇怪 There was just something so odd about that... encounter.
我不太明白他怎么会那样和一个朋友说话 I don't understand why he would talk to a friend like that.
也许是因为我不是他朋友 Maybe that's because I'm not his friend.
我是他妈妈 I'm his mother.
经理说我可以提前一会休息 My manager said I could take a break early.
你有5分钟时间 You've got five minutes.
你知不知道山姆到处去跟别人说你 Are you aware that Sam goes around telling people that you're...
死了 Dead.
是的 我听说了 Yes, I heard.
他怎么能这样呢 Why would he do that?
这孩子很复杂 He's a complicated boy.
山姆有没有跟你说他父亲是谁 Did Sam tell you who his father was?
他说过你和我老公的关系 He told me about your relationship with my... husband,
如果你是想说这个 if that's what you're referring to.
那他有没有提到雷克斯寄给我的那封信 Did he also mention the letter that Rex sent to me?
什么信 What letter?
是你们结婚之后的事 It was after you were married.
雷克斯刚开了自己的诊所 Rex had just started his practice,
显然是挣了很多钱 and apparently, the money was pouring in.
雷克斯信上说可以给山姆更好的生活 Rex wrote and told me he could give Sam a better life.
然后他要求全权抚养孩子 He then asked for full-time custody.
他是不是从没跟你说过 I'm guessing he never told you that.
肯定一不小心就给忘了 Must have slipped his mind.
我很有礼貌地拒绝了这个提议 I politely declined his offer.
那山姆知不知道这事 And did Sam... Know about this?
前几个月才知道 Not until a few months ago,
他发现了那封信 when he found the letter.
发现这么多年来他可以 And when he realized that he could have lived all those years
跟他父亲一起住在大房子里 with his dad in a fancy house...
他暴跳如雷 He... was beyond livid.
就算是这样 那他也不能到处 告诉别人你已经死了 Even so, how could he go around pretending that you're dead?
我说过 Like I said...
这孩子很复杂 He's a complicated boy.
加布 嗨 Gaby, hi.
嗨 苏珊 Hi, Susan.
我刚刚从超市回来 I just got back from the supermarket
才发现买了太多东西 and realized I bought way too much.
我怕有些东西会放坏 I'm afraid some of it's gonna go bad,
我就想 可以把这个给谁呢 and so I thought, who could I give this to?
然后很偶然地想起了你 And I randomly thought of you.
你怕黄桃罐头 You're afraid that canned peaches
和炼奶会放坏 and condensed milk are going to go bad?
我的橱柜都放满了 Well, it's just, my cupboards are cluttered,
你这可是帮了我一个大忙 and you'd be doing me a huge favor.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
既然你都来了 Oh. Hey. As long as you're here,
我想给你看点东西 I want to show you something.
我们刚买的 Wow. We just got it.
MJ要去学钢琴 M.j. Is gonna take lessons.
刚开学的时候 给他买台 You sure you don't want to start him off
二手立式钢琴不就行了吗 with, say, a used upright?
那不行 No way.
我想 我爱 我买 Me wan-NY, me like-y, me get-Ty.
我能问问它花了多少钱吗 May I ask how much this cost-y?
麦克不希望我到处去炫耀价格 Well, Mike doesn't like me throwing around numbers,
但我保证你的下巴会掉 but let's just say your jaw would drop...
三万次 30,000 times.
什 Wha...
一次 That's one.
这跟我没什么关系 This is none of my business,
不过现在确实适合 but is this really the best time
买这么贵的东西吗 to buy something this expensive?
麦克的卡车不是刚被收回了吗 I mean, didn't Mike just have his truck repossessed?
生意开始好转了 Things finally turned around.
他刚刚有了大笔收入 He got a big cash infusion.
这么快 You don't say.
总而言之 我知道你们家没有钢琴 Anyway, I know you guys don't have a piano,
所以如果你想两个女儿学钢琴的话 so if you ever want the girls to take lessons...
谢谢你 我得走了 Well, thank you. I gotta go.
好好品尝桃子吧 Enjoy your peaches.
你欠我5万美金 You owe me $50,000.
-什么 -告诉你 What? For your information,
麦克的那笔大收入害我的滑雪屋都没了 Mike's "big cash infusion" cost me my ski house.
你到底在说什么 What are you talking about?
别装傻了 Oh, don't play dumb.
卡洛斯给麦克借了五万美元 你很清楚 Carlos loaned Mike the 50 grand, and you know it!
你为什么一副不知道的样子 Why are you looking like you don't know it?
他跟我说 He told me...
生意好转了 Business picked up.
他骗你的 Well, he lied,
卡洛斯瞒着我借钱给你们 just like Carlos lied to me about where our money went,
而你却用它买来一架钢琴 which you went and spent on a piano.
不是这样的 我没有 Oh, no... no, I didn't. Uh...
这钱是我继承遗产得来的 I inherited it.
我只是想激起你对我的嫉妒 I was trying to make you jealous.
亲爱的 Oh, honey,
要是在其他时候 我也许会相信你 given different circumstances, that so would have worked.
这事的确令人难以置信 This is unbelievable.
我是从脱衣舞夜总会 I have the money from the strip club
得到了一大笔钱 sitting in the bank,
难道还需要麦克去找你们借吗 and Mike would rather borrow it from you guys?
看来我得和你丈夫说清楚 I'm about to screech at my husband.
你应该不会介意吧 You might want to stand back.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我有个更好的主意 I have a better idea.
你回来了 There you are.
斯加沃先生 你的旅程怎么样 Hey. Hey, Mr. Scavo. How was the flight?
糟糕透了 航班被推迟了 Horrible. It was delayed,
飞机遇到湍流了 there was turbulence,
机上又没有食物 they ran out of food,
怎么这桌上连点剩菜都见不着 and I'm not seeing a plate covered with tinfoil here.
本来有一盘的 但是被孩子们消灭掉了 真倒霉 There was one, but one of our 50 children must have inhaled it. Damn it!
别这样 Okay, calm down.
勒奈特 我很饿 你是知道的 你以前上班的时候 Lynette, no. I'm hungry. You know, when you were working,
我总是用好菜好饭迎接你的 可不是 I always had food waiting for you. Oh, that's right.
最开始的八个月 你的确很体贴入微 我很抱歉 我忘记了 You were very considerate in your eighth month. I'm sorry. I keep forgetting,
这世上就你怀过孕 you're the only person who's ever been pregnant before.
别这么认真 放轻松 我们马上就叫披萨 Relax. Relax. We'll just order a pizza.
再等一个钟头 算了吧 我还是自己弄点吃的吧 And wait an hour? Forget it. I'll fend for myself.
6 7 8 9 Six, seven, eight, nine...
喂 天下太平 我没事的 Hey, it's okay. I'm fine.
冰箱里什么也没有 There's nothing in here.
勒奈特 你今天没去商店采购吗 16 17 Come on. Lynette, you didn't go to the store today? 16... 17...
甜心 你别生气 我两天里跑了三座城市 Sweetie, you might want to take it down a notch. I have been in three cities in two days.
你应该花点时间去超市买东西的 21 22 You'd think you'd find the time to go to the market. 21, 22...
他在做什么 What the hell is he doing?
艾迪 没事的 Eddie, it's okay.
23 24 25 叫他闭嘴 23, 24, 25... Tell him to stick a sock in it.
26 27 26, 27...
好吧 你得先亲吻我 这里 Okay, you need to kiss me. Here. Mmm!
好了 我们很好 我们非常好 他爱我 Okay, there. We're good. We're good. He loves me.
他爱我 He loves me.
我待会儿再跟你解释 We'll talk about it later.
艾迪袭击我们儿子 So Eddie attacked our son?
好吧 我的确说的是 袭击 但是是随便说说的 Okay, I'd use "attack," but with a small "a."
是吧 反正我要他马上离开我家 我是认真的 Okay, that's it. I want him out, and that's with a big "o."
听我说 艾迪并不是从法国来的某个交流生 Look, Eddie is not some exchange student from France.
他来自一个充满暴力的家庭 He comes from an abusive home.
我们得容忍他的某些精神包袱 We have to accept he has some... baggage.
那我每次朝你大吼大叫时 So I have to wonder if he's gonna punch me
可得担心我的安全问题了 any time I raise my voice to you?
我是不会再把他送回到他妈妈那里的 汤姆 I am not sending him back to live with that woman, Tom.
送他去疗养院如何 那个能会对他有帮助的 How about therapy? That might help.
也就是说由我们承担治疗费用 Now we're gonna pay for his therapy?
算了 我也只是随口说说 能不能别朝我吼叫 Okay, here's a thought. How about we all stop yelling at me?
那话是怎么说的来着 对勒奈特要友好 What a concept... Be nice to Lynette.
好吧 Fine.
我们还是把他送到疗养院吧 We'll try the therapy.
这几周 山姆一直 All these weeks, Sam has been going on
在调查他妈妈的死因 一直以来 about how his mother was dead, and the whole time,
她都身着工作服 在Howe超市整理货架 she has been at howe's market, in a smock, stacking cans.
我猜想我对山姆的直觉一向很准 对吧 I guess my instincts about Sam were right, wouldn't you say?
如果我说你是幸灾乐祸呢 What did I say about gloating?
那我就假装我没听见 Something. I wasn't listening.
我只在思考我对他的判断多么准确 I was thinking about how right I was.
好吧 不说这个了 我知道你情绪很低落 Okay, I'll stop. I know you're upset.
你不知道 You have no idea.
山姆第一次出现在我面前时 When Sam first showed up,
我竟然有种错觉 以为是雷克斯回来了 I felt like I got a little piece of Rex back.
那种感觉真的很美好 It was wonderful.
但是这同时又迫使我回忆起 But this has forced me to remember
雷克斯是个骗子的事实 that Rex was a liar, too.
对不起 我打扰到你们了吗 Sorry. Am I interrupting something?
奥森 你能否让我和他独处一下 Orson, would you please excuse us?
当然可以 Of course.
一切都还好吗 Everything all right?
山姆 Actually, Sam...
我等你 就在这儿等你 Wait, wait. Still here.
我今天到超市去了 I went back to the supermarket today.
我以为你已经见到我妈妈了 Oh. I take it you met my mother.
你为什么说她已经死了 Why did you say she was dead?
对我而言 她已经死了 She is dead... to me.
也就是说 你承认你说谎了 So you admit that you lied?
她有没有告诉你我找到一封我爸爸 Did she tell you I found a letter my father wrote,
向她提出与我同住的请求的信 begging her to let me come live with him?
这可算不上是个理由 That's hardly an excuse.
我当时只有四岁 I was 4.
他在信上说 他可以 给我提供优越的生活条件 He said he could give me all the advantages she couldn't,
但她拒绝了他的请求 but she wouldn't let him.
她是爱你的 她希望你能和她在一起 那她可真该更爱我一点 She loved you. She wanted you by her side... she should have wanted more for me!
安德鲁能收到自行车作为圣诞礼物 Andrew got bicycles for Christmas
生日时 又能收到电视当礼物 and tvs for his birthday.
而我 只能坐在移动板房里戴着手套做作业 I had to sit in a trailer and do my homework with mittens on
因为我妈妈没有钱付供暖费 because my mom couldn't afford to pay the heating bill.
如果她真的爱我 她就应该让我 If she had loved me, she would have let me
过上本属于我的生活 live the life that I was entitled to!
我 I'm...
本打算 Going to...
和Schwartzmans谈谈他们的饮食的 Talk to the... schwartzmans about their bar mitzvah.
如果你晚些时候想看看菜单 就跟我说一声 If you want to go over the menu later, let me know.
怎么样 Oh. Hey! How'd it go?
有点古怪 但是还行 对吧 Kind of weird, but it was okay. Yeah?
我觉得你今天表现得很棒 艾迪 I think you did very good work today, Eddie.
沿着走廊下去 右边第二个门就是休息室 Now the restroom is down the hall, second door on the right.
我马上就来 I'll be here.
你刚才说表现得很棒 是不是意味着治疗进展得很顺利 So you said "good work." Does that mean it went well?
我的意思是艾迪的问题的确有些棘手 That means Eddie's got some issues,
我们需要花费一些时间来治愈他 and it's going to take time to work through them.
那么 接下来还需要 Okay... how much more time
多少个以130美元计费的小时 at $130 an hour?
如果能够他的妈妈来这里陪伴他 Well, it would go a lot faster
进度可能会快一点 if we could get his mother in here,
但他自己觉得她是不可能同意到这里来的 but he seems to think there's no way she'd agree to that.
真的吗 如果你觉得这样做有利 我可以把他妈妈请来 Really? If you think it'll help, I can get her in here.
那就太好了 That would be great.
行 然后 Okay, and then...
然后一切都会好起来的 对吧 And then everything will be okay, right?
我们还是先把他妈妈找来吧 Let's just get the mother in here.
芭芭拉在吗 Barbara?
我是 勒奈特 斯加沃 It's Lynette Scavo.
芭芭拉 我想和你谈谈艾迪的事情 Barbara, we need to talk about Eddie.
你找芭芭拉 奥罗夫斯基吗 Hey. Are you looking for Barbara orlofsky?
是啊 你知道她在哪儿吗 Yeah. Do you know where she is?
不知道 这些天没有人看见过她 而且她的车一直就停在那儿 No. Nobody's seen her for days, and her car's still there.
真奇怪 It's weird.
最近总有些无稽的传言 Hey. There's this crazy rumor going around
说是你有话要对我说 that you've got something for me.
只是一个道歉 Just an apology.
只要你做点松饼给我吃 Well, as long as it comes with one of your muffins,
我就接受道歉 I may just accept it.
安德鲁 Oh, Andrew.
奥森把山姆的事情都告诉我了 Mm. Orson told me about Sam.
你从一开始就是对的 我真不该信任他 You were right from the start. I never should have trusted him.
哇 Wow.
我现在连松饼也不要了 I-I don't even need the muffin now.
现在矛盾解决了 我们该拿山姆怎么办 Now that that's settled, what are we gonna do about Sam?
很简单 我们开除他就行了 That's easy. We get rid of him.
我觉得没这么简单 I don't think it's gonna be that simple.
为什么 Why not?
我昨晚见识了他不为人知的另一面 I saw a side to him last night that I've never seen before,
老实说 and to be perfectly honest...
我现在很怕他 I'm afraid of him.
嗨 苏珊 感谢你请我们来吃晚餐 Hi, Susan! Thanks for having us over for dinner.
其实 吃饭只是个借口 Oh, well, actually, dinner was just an excuse.
我有东西想给你们看 我的天啊 你买了一架钢琴 I wanted to show you something. Oh, my god! You bought a piano?
是的 我想让你们成为第一个看见它的 Yes! And I wanted you to be the first to see it.
-它看上去 价格不菲 -3万块 Wow. That looks... pricey. Mm-hmm. $30,000,
加上运费 消费税和一年两次的调音费 plus delivery and tax and a biannual tuning fee.
麦克要下来了 But Mike's on his way down.
帮我个忙 请你们假装不知道它花了多少钱 为什么呢 Do me a favor. Don't let on that you know how much it cost. Why not?
他觉得这是炫耀 让他很不好意思 He thinks it's ostentatious, and he's a little embarrassed.
事实上 他一直在跟别人说 In fact, he keeps telling everyone
这是我从我姨妈那里继承的 就随他说吧 that I inherited it from my aunt, so just go with it.
嗨 各位 对不起我下来晚了 没关系 我去看看晚饭好了没 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. That's okay, honey. I'm gonna check on dinner.
我们一起去 We're gonna check on dinner.
哥们 我们得谈谈 你买了架钢琴 Dude, we need to talk. A piano?
别乱想 这不是我们买的 Oh, god, don't worry about it. We didn't buy it.
是苏珊从她死去的姨妈那里继承的 Susan inherited it from her dead aunt.
连眼都没眨一下 Wow. Without even blinking.
谁能帮我布置一下餐桌么 Uh, would anyone mind helping me set the table?
卡洛斯可以帮忙 Oh, Carlos will do it.
太好了 麦克 你和加比去准备酒 Oh, great. And, Mike, maybe you and Gaby can get the wine.
这个夏天你和卡洛斯有什么安排吗 So you and Carlos have any big plans for the summer?
你们要去旅行吗 You taking any trips?
加比 Gaby?
对不起 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
如果你想聊天 Look, if, um, you need to talk...
苏珊就在餐厅 Susan's in the other room.
我想卡洛斯有外遇 I think Carlos is having an affair.
什么 你怎么会这么想 What? Why would you think that?
他最近神神秘秘的 Because he's been acting really secretive lately.
我去找我们的理财顾问打听 And I went to talk to our business manager,
发现他从我们的账户里提走了5万块 and I discovered $50,000 was missing from our account.
我想他是有苦衷的 Well, I'm sure there's a good explanation.
是啊 没错 Yeah, there is.
高档服装 跟妓女开房都是要花钱的 It's called fancy dresses and hotel rooms for some bimbo.
不不不 我相信肯定是你搞错了 No, no, no. I am sure that you've got that all wrong.
等等 你是在替他打掩护吗 Wait a minute. Are you covering for him?
不 我... 上次我偷了他的手机 查查他究竟打给谁 No. I... Because I stole his cell phone to see who he was talking to,
他拨的是你家的电话 打了上百次 and he called your house, like, a hundred times.
他可不是找我的啊 Well, he hasn't been talking to me.
真的 下次他再不找你的话 Really? Well, the next time he's not talking to you,
你最好把那你离婚律师的电话给他 you might want to give him the name of your divorce lawyer.
我真高兴你们今晚有空 I'm so glad you guys were free tonight.
我们想请你们吃这顿晚餐很久了 我的天啊 We've been wanting to do this for such a long... oh, my god! What's wrong?
-怎么了 -我的耳环不见了 见鬼 My earring. It's missing. Damn it!
-我今天才买的 -那肯定就在附件 I just got them today. Oh, I'm sure it's somewhere.
找到了 Oh! Here it is.
要不然3万块钱就打水漂了 That would have been 3 grand out the window.
你买了3万块钱的耳环 You bought $3,000 earrings?
当然不了 Oh, of course not.
麦克买给我的 他出手大方 Mike did. He's so generous,
尤其是现在我们手头又宽裕了 especially now that we're loaded again.
卡洛斯 我以前从没注意过 You know, Carlos, I never noticed before...
你的抬头纹真是明显 You have a really veiny forehead.
-嗨 伙计 我们遇到点小麻烦 -没开玩笑吧 Hey, buddy, we got a bit of a problem. No kidding.
你知道了吗 加比说了什么吗 Wait, you know? Did Gaby say something?
-不 我都是听苏珊说的 -这也不奇怪 No. I heard it all from Susan. Huh. Well, it's not surprising,
她俩无话不谈 不过幸好 那些都不是真的 the way those two talk, but luckily, it's not true.
拜托 麦克 别再撒谎了 Come on, Mike. Let's stop the lies.
-这是真的 我们彼此都心知肚明 -是吗 It is true, and we both know it. It is?
别装得这么惊讶 天啊 这整件事都是个错误 Don't act surprised. God, this whole thing was a mistake.
我真不该开那张支票 你真花了钱吗 天啊 你怎么... I never should have written that check. You paid for it? Oh, man.
开饭了 Wh... Dinner is ready.
苏珊 闻起来真香 Mmm! Susan, everything smells so good.
谢谢 Thanks.
卡洛斯 你想要些肉球吗 You want some meatballs, Carlos?
我这儿有两个又大又好吃的给你 I've got two nice, big ones for you right here.
不用了 我很好 Nope. I'm fine.
我看见了 I saw that.
看见什么了 Saw what?
你盯着苏珊的胸 You leering at Susan's breasts.
我是在看意面 I was looking at the pasta.
苏珊的胸只是恰好在那附近晃荡 Susan's breasts just happened to be hovering nearby.
加比 别烦卡洛斯了 Gaby, leave Carlos alone.
天啊 原来是你 Oh, my god. It's you.
什么 Excuse me?
你是跟卡洛斯有染的那个女人 -什么 You're the one Carlos is having an affair with. What?
-什么 这下就对了 这就解释了那些从卡洛斯的手机上 What? Makes perfect sense. That's why there were all those phone calls
-打到你家的电话 -你偷看我的手机 to this house from his cell phone. You looked at my cell phone?
没错 还好我看了 你这个妓女 Yes, and thank god I did. Whore!
你挤出两个肉球在我丈夫面前晃悠 真无耻 Shamelessly shoving your meatballs in my husband's face.
这可不是挤出来的 它们天生就这么挺 There was no shoving. Sometimes they spontaneously heave.
你疯了吗 我没有和苏珊搞外遇 Have you lost your mind? I am not having an affair with Susan.
麦克 你相信我 对吧 Mike, you believe me, right?
是啊 大概吧 Yeah... I guess.
只是 你为什么老往这里打电话 It's just... why are you calling over here all the time?
我没有 我打的是你的手机啊 I'm not! I always call your cell!
苏珊 说话啊 Susan, say something.
别狡辩啊 卡洛斯 我们还是招了吧 Forget it, Carlos. We might as well confess.
有什么可招的啊 Confess what?!
你有困难 也不肯接受我的钱 You wouldn't take my money when you were in trouble,
而我知道卡洛斯一直对我有感觉 and, well, I've always known that Carlos had a thing for me,
所以我告诉他 如果他肯借钱给你 so I told him that I would sleep with him
我就跟他上床 if he would loan you money.
你个杂种 我可没碰过她 You son of a bitch! Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't touch her.
我所做的只是好心帮朋友的忙 All I did was help a friend who screwed me over
结果他骗了我的钱去买钻石耳环和三角钢琴 我跟你说过 钢琴是苏珊姨妈给她的礼物 buying diamond earrings and grand pianos. I told you, the piano was a gift from Susan's aunt!
你买了钻石耳环 You bought diamond earrings?
是啊 用你从卡洛斯那里借的5万块 Oh, yeah, with the $50,000 that you borrowed from Carlos.
-你知道这事 -是啊 You know? Yeah!
那你们俩刚才是合伙... So you two were just...
耍你们玩的 没错 Screwing with you, yes.
告诉我 麦克 So tell me, Mike,
觉得自己遭到背叛 受到羞辱了吗 do you feel betrayed, humiliated?
很好 因为我这么做的唯一原因 就是让你知道 Good. Because I only did this to show you what it feels like
当本应是这世上最爱你的人 对你说谎 when the person that is supposed to love you the most
是什么感觉 lies to you.
我这么做事是因为我想要滑雪木屋 Well, I just did it 'cause I want a ski chalet.
我一直在想自己该怎么说 I just keep trying to think what I can say
能让你知道 我有多抱歉 so you'll know how sorry I am.
我知道的 Well, I do know,
可我想要的不是一句抱歉 and I'm not looking for another apology.
我想要的是你答应 What I am looking for is your word
你决不会再像这次一样对我冷冷冰冰的了 that you will never freeze me out like this again.
我发誓 I swear.
很好 Good.
这就是全部的账册了吗 So is this everything?
没错 Yep.
你确定不要我带着你浏览一遍吗 You sure you don't want me to walk you through it?
不 我 No. I...
只是想大概了解一下我们目前的状况 Just want to get a sense of where we stand.
如果我有问题 再问你不迟 If I have any questions, I'll ask you later.
他们干嘛把你当成昏迷状态治疗 Why are they putting you in a coma on purpose?
你的脑子看起来没问题 Your... your brain seems fine.
你又不是说 觉得自己自己是拿破仑 It's not like you think you're napoléon.
你没觉得自己是拿破仑 对吧 You don't think you're napoléon, do you?
我入院的时候 脑子里有些胀气 There was some swelling when they brought me in.
现在压迫了我的颅脑 Now it's... it's pushing against my skull.
医生说这样会有所缓解 They say this is gonna relieve it.
你还要多久才能出院 So how long are you gonna be out?
再过几天吧 A couple of days.
你知道自己该去哪吗 And you know where you're gonna be?
跟丹尼在一起 With Danny.
-其实 我正在考虑把他接回来呢 -不行 Actually, I was thinking about bringing him back. No way.
已经3天了 什么都没发生 It's been three days. Nothing's happened.
我在想是不是你弄错了 I'm starting to think you were wrong.
不 安吉 我们不要抱任何侥幸心理 No, ange, we're not taking any chances.
好吧 你知道吗 All right, you know what?
如果我可以自己开车把你送出城 我在所不惜 If I gotta drive you out of town myself, I'm gonna do it.
不不不 好吧好吧 Ange! No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
如果这能使你不再伤害自己的话 If it'll keep you from killing yourself,
我会跟丹尼待在一起的 I will go stay with Danny.
谢谢 Thank you.
你真的很好相处 知道吗 You're easy to get along with, you know that?
嗨 安吉 Hey, Angie.
你见到我并不意外嘛 You don't seem surprised to see me.
不用跑上楼了 Don't bother running upstairs.
我已经找到你的枪了 I already found your gun.
拜托 Come on.
这么久没见了 After all this time,
你一定有话想对我说吧 there's gotta be something you want to say to me.
去死吧 Go to hell.
你就没想到 Oh. Couldn't you come up
什么更有创意的话吗 with something more original than that?
我想生活在这种乡下地方 你的思维都守旧了 I guess all this suburban living forces you to think in clichés.
原来是你 So it was you.
你撞了尼克 You ran over Nick.
如果我说那是一场意外 Would you believe me
你会相信我吗 if I told you it was an accident?
我把丹尼送走了 你永远也找不到他 I sent Danny away. You will never find him.
没关系 鉴于你把他从我身边偷走了 That's okay. We're not that close,
我们父子之间并没什么亲情 seeing as how you stole him from me.
你会杀了我吗 Are you gonna kill me?
不 No.
我要你活着 I need you alive.
你要帮我一个忙 You are gonna do me a favor.
什么样的忙 What kind of favor?
我们能明早再谈吗 Can we discuss it in the morning?
我这几天过得相当精疲力尽 I've had an exhausting couple of days,
找你们家的枪藏在哪儿啊 what with searching your house for firearms
搞定那个顽强的混蛋啊 and running down Dudley douche bag.
所以... So...
客房怎么走 Which way to the guest room?
你觉得我会让你留宿吗 You think I'm gonna let you stay here?
你阻止不了我 How are you gonna stop me?
如果你带电话叫警察 他们会逮捕你和你的情夫 If you call the cops, they'll arrest you and lover boy.
你就不怕我趁你睡觉的时候杀了你吗 Aren't you afraid I'll kill you in your sleep?
安吉 Angie,
如果说过去的20年给了我们什么教训 if the last 20 years have taught us anything,
那就是你不敢随便杀人了 it's that you're not comfortable killing people.
如果你决定逃跑 一定要 And if you decide to run away, just make sure
顺便去趟医院 跟尼克告个别 you stop by the hospital and say good-bye to Nick,
因为你走了之后 他也活不了多久了 because he won't be around much longer after you've gone.
派崔克 求你 别伤害他 Patrick, please, don't hurt him.
那就照我说的去做 宝贝 我会给你们俩留条活路 Just do what I tell you, baby, and I'll let you both live.
神秘的人物 Mysterious men...
他们作的承诺 从未打算兑现 They make promises they have no intention of keeping.
他们靠说谎来达到目的 They tell lies to get what they want.
他们外表忠厚 却暗藏杀机 They may be more dangerous than they seem.
是的 我们的母亲告诉我们 Yes, our mothers told us
我们不能相信陌生人 we cannot trust the men we don't know.
而那些我们熟识的人呢 And those we do know?
我们同样不能偏听偏信 Well, we can't always trust them either.