绝望的主妇 前情提要 Previously on...
你的丈夫是一宗生意的合伙人 Your ex-husband was part owner in a business.
苏珊继承了一笔遗产 Susan came into an inheritance.
我该找谁谈谈 卖掉我所拥有的股份 Who do I speak to about selling my share of herpes on parade?
勒奈特默许了 Lynette acquiesced...
看来我们要一起去做心理治疗了 太好了 谢谢 Looks like we'll be going to therapy together. That is great news! Thank you.
一旦高中毕业 As soon as graduate high school,
我就要去纽约当个模特 I'm going to New York to be a model.
安吉爱子心切 Angie's concerns made her more protective.
你知道我一直感到歉疚 关于抚养你长大的方式 让你四处奔波 You know I've always felt bad about the way we've had to raise you, being on the run and all.
门就这么开着 The door stays open.
-我要它关上 -你浑身发臭 I want it closed. You stink.
而你是个妓女 这就是区别 And you're a whore! Here's the difference.
我能洗干净 I can get clean. Mm.
-停下 -说"请" Stop! Say "please."
奥森说出了他的感觉 求你了 And Orson expressed his feelings. Please!
这就是我现在面对的生活 That's the life I'm facing now...
所有的事 都不得不向他人求助 Having to ask people for help, for everything.
你知道这有多难吗 Do you know how hard that is?!
奥森.霍吉又笑了 Orson Hodge was smiling again,
这引起了他妻子的担忧 and it was starting to worry his wife.
自从他发生意外 You see, since his accident,
布里.霍吉已经渐渐适应了 Bree Hodge had grown accustomed
她丈夫剧烈的情绪变化 to her husband's severe mood swings.
她适应了他突如其来的愤怒 Aah! She had grown used to his unexpected rage...
他突然的悲泣 His sudden anguish...
他的极度抑郁 His deep depression.
但是最近 奥森变得异常平静 But lately, an odd tranquility had settled over Orson,
他的妻子预感到 有事不妙 and his wife had the feeling something was terribly wrong.
不幸的是 她是对的 Sadly, she was right.
这是怎么了 What's, um, going on here?
你好 布里 Hello, Bree.
刚刚想到 我该把一些 再也不用的东西送掉 Just thought I'd give away some things I don't need anymore.
奥森 这双鞋你有8寸半的吗 Hey, Orson. You got these in 8 1/2?
抱歉 罗伊 我们这只有男码 Sorry, Roy. We just carry men's sizes.
我能理解你为什么 Look, I can understand
想送走你的运动器械 why you might want to give away your sporting equipment,
但是你为什么 要送掉你的书籍和唱片呢 but why would you give away your books and your cds?
看在上帝的份上 你还是能用耳机的 And for god sakes, you can still use your headphones.
这太动听了 These are amazing!
把它给我 Give me those. Ow!
你们这些人是怎么了 What is wrong with you people?
你们难道没意识到 你们正在利用 Don't you realize you're taking advantage
一个有心理创伤的人吗 of a man who is emotionally distraught?
他看上去心情挺好 直到阳光女士走了进来 He seemed to be in a great mood. Until lady sunshine walked in.
抱歉 布里 我们以为你们商量好的 We're sorry, Bree. We assumed you guys had talked about it.
我们没有 而且这也不是你们 Well, we didn't, and that doesn't excuse the fact
表现得像一群土匪的借口 that you're all acting like a bunch of vultures.
还好我回来了 It's a good thing I came home,
不然你们一定在搜刮他的衣柜了 or you'd be picking through his closet.
伙计们 我们该走了 Um, you know what, guys? We should go.
请把你们赃物留下 And please leave your plunder behind.
拜托了 我都这把年纪了 就当是短租吧 Hey, come on. At my age, it's just a short-term loan.
你到底怎么了 What has gotten into you?
抱歉 亲爱的 I'm sorry, darling.
我无意惹你生气 I had no intention of upsetting you.
留着我的东西 或把它们送掉 Keep my things, give them away.
最终 都无关紧要 Ultimately, it doesn't matter.
是的 奥森.霍吉又笑了 Yes, Orson Hodge was smiling again,
布里即将知道其中的原因 and Bree would soon learn the reason why.
她的丈夫 You see, her husband...
已决定自杀 Had decided to kill himself.
所谓人生是场永不落幕的戏剧 In this never-ending drama we call life,
每人都有角色要扮演 everyone has a part to play.
有的人扮演浪漫的主角 Some are cast as romantic leads.
有的人最终饰演受害者 Others end up playing the victim.
而有些人总演剧中的开心果 And a few provide comic relief.
但如要使此剧真正扣人心弦 But if the drama is to be really compelling,
必须有一个英雄和一个反派 there must be a hero... And a villain.
金斯基夫人 Hey, Mrs. Kinsky.
瞧瞧是谁来了 Oh, look who's here.
垃圾警察 The garbage police.
我很不想打扰您 I hate to bug you,
但是您还是 没把玻璃和塑料分类 but you're still not separating your glass and plastics.
市里通过了这个条例 记得吗 The city passed that ordinance, remember?
我多羡慕你啊 How I envy you...
年轻 漂亮 能花好几个小时躲在树丛后面 Young, pretty, able to crouch for hours behind a bush,
等一个邻居来倒垃圾 waiting for a neighbor to dump her trash.
也许你不明白 这样有多利于回收 Look, maybe you don't get how easy it is to recycle.
我明白 我只是不想这么做 Oh, I get it. I just don't want to do it.
早在你还没出世的时候 我就已经 I've been throwing styrofoam into the trash
往垃圾里扔泡沫聚苯乙烯了 since before you were born,
而天空还是蓝的 草地也还是绿的 and the sky is still blue and the grass is still green.
也许现在是 但到了您的孙子辈 还会是这样吗 Maybe now, but what will it be like for our grandchildren?
我儿子阳痿 My son is shooting blanks,
我女儿喜欢女人 and my daughter likes the ladies.
孙子是我最不想考虑的事 Grandkids are the least of my concerns.
那你一点都不关心我们的星球吗 So you don't care about our planet at all?
等到出了问题 我早就辞世了 By the time it's a problem, I'll be long gone.
让蟑螂和机器人去解决吧 Let the cockroaches and the robots fight over it.
那是怎么回事 What was that all about?
你认为呢 Oh, what do you think?
拜托 不过是个老顽固 不想做回收 Come on. Look, one old crank doesn't want to recycle.
你不再介意 这些事了 记得吗 You don't care about that stuff anymore, remember?
我当然介意 好吧 你可以介意 Of course I still care. Y... fine. Yeah, you can care.
只是 别暴露了我们的身份 Just... don't be blowing our cover.
那我该怎么做呢 So what am I supposed to do?
坐视不管 看着她玷污我们的星球 Stand back and watch her defile our planet?
这确实是你该做的 That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
"有时候要按兵不动 "Sometimes you... you chain yourself to the tree,
有时候要主动出击" and sometimes you go after the guy with the saw."
这是派崔克常说的 That's what Patrick used to say.
我们不谈派崔克 We don't talk about Patrick anymore.
-我只是说说 -我也是 I'm just saying. So am I.
律师说 你在这儿签字 So the lawyer says you sign right here,
就正式地卖出了 脱衣舞俱乐部的生意 and you are officially bought out of the strip club business.
希望不止我一个人拿到分红 Let's hope I don't get my share in singles.
这是给你留念的小礼物 And here's a little something to remember us by.
"膝上艳舞 真是苦差事" "Lap dancing... It's a grind."
我保证会在下次 Well, I will be sure to wear this
带学生实地考查的时候 穿着它 谢了 基波 on the next field trip I take with my students. Thanks, jimbo.
-祝你好运 -你也是 Good luck. You, too.
-再见 德太太 -保重 罗宾 Bye, Mrs. D. Take care, Robin.
"《白鲸》"[此词读音有歧义] "Moby dick"?
不是你想的那样 这写的是一条鲸鱼 No, it's not what you think. It's about a whale.
我知道 这是本经典名著 Yes, I know. Uh, it's a classic.
我看到一篇文章上 Well, I saw an article about
提到你死前必读的一百本书 a hundred books you should read before dying,
所以我想 and I thought, you know,
鉴于我高胆固醇的家族病史 with all the high cholesterol in my family,
-我最好抓紧时间了 -挺好的 I better get crackin'. Oh, good for you.
你下一步做什么 So what are you gonna do now?
这里原来不是我的 Oh, um, uh, well, this was, uh, never really my job.
其实我是个老师 I'm actually a teacher.
-真的吗 -是啊 Really? Mm-hmm.
太酷了 我曾想过 要当一名老师 Oh, that is so cool. I thought about being a teacher.
我真的教过几个学期 I actually went a couple semesters,
但是后来家里急着用钱 but then my family had some money problems,
再等九年 我还是可以戴上学士帽 and, well, nine years later, I'm still wearing tassels.
罗宾 贵宾厅点名要你过去 Robin, you're being requested in the v.I.P. Lounge.
祝你早日看完百本必读书 Well, um, good luck with those hundred books.
谢谢 Thank you.
又是这个家伙 Oh, not this guy again.
我一直让他省点小费去买牙刷除口臭 I keep telling him to keep the tips and buy himself a toothbrush.
罗宾 等等 Robin, wait.
如果你不开心不一定非要做下去 Um... You don't have to keep doing this if it makes you unhappy.
可我要生活啊 德尔非诺太太 Well, I've got bills to pay, Mrs. Delfino.
我知道 但你不一定要在这里上班啊 No, I know, but you don't have to work here.
你想做什么工作都可以的 说起来容易做起来难啊 You could do anything you want. That's easy to say.
我是认真的 Well, I mean it.
任何时候想改变生活都不会太迟 It is never too late to change your life.
罗宾 快过去 Robin, now.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你带着书过去吗 Mm. You're taking that with you?
客人毛手毛脚的时候 When customers get grabby,
我喜欢手中有东东可以对他们狠狠来几下 I like to have something to whack 'em with.
上次差点用《战争与和平》结果了一家伙 I almost killed a guy with "war and peace." Hmm.
我当时正开着车 So I'm driving.
-有人一下超到我前面 -非法超车 Th-this guys pulls out in front of me. Cuts him off.
-我有点生气 -你简直就是暴跳如雷 Yes. I was a little pissed. You were furious.
结果等红灯时 我叫那个家伙让让 But at the stoplight, when I start to tell the guy off,
汤姆却探身出去说 对不起 没事 Tom leans over and says, "sorry. Uh, no big deal.
她只是今天不顺而已 那你也犯不着对那个人 She's just having a bad day." You didn't have to take the guy's head off.
-那家伙是疯子 -她对那人比中指 He was a maniac. She flipped him the bird.
我可是为你才挺身而出的 没错 可汤姆当时正在开车 勒奈特 I was sticking up for you! Yes, but Tom was driving, Lynette.
不管他是选择无视这个人 Whether he chose to ignore it
或试着反击 都是他自己的决定 or try to run the man off the road, it's his decision.
让他好好地坐在司机这个控制座位上 Let him be in the driver's seat sometimes,
无论是字面理解还是象征意义都应如此 literally and figuratively.
现在比分是汤姆4分控制狂疯婆子0分 Bringing the score to Tom... 4 and controlling bitch... 0.
我这儿可没有记分板 你应该知道 There's no scoreboard in this room. You know that.
好了 我觉得今天你们两人表现都不错 Well, I think you both did some great work today.
下周二 时间不变 谢谢你 医生 感觉好极了 Next Tuesday, same time? Thanks, doctor. It felt really great.
是的 好极了 Yeah, great.
每次离开时我都觉得心里舒坦了 I always feel so much better when we get out of there.
-我肯定你很舒坦 -难道你不这么觉得吗 Yeah, I bet you do. Well, don't you?
她真得有两下子 I mean, I really think she got this... working.
我觉得她对这里有两下子 Yeah, I think she's got this... working
我这里就是狠狠打两下子 and this... Is getting beat up.
好了 勒奈特 不要这样想 Come on, Lynette. Don't feel like that.
我说得没错 她每次都站在你这边 你说什么就是什么 It's true. She always sides with you. I want a second opinion. Lynette.
也许我们该试试其他的心理医生 Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist.
刚开始的时候你还很喜欢她的 When we started, you loved her.
我们刚开始时 我还爱你呢 Yeah, and when we started, I loved you, too.
人会变月会圆 走吧 Things change. Now let's go.
等等 Hold on. Uh...
我想钥匙掉在里面了 I think I left my keys.
不行 我今晚有彩排 No, I can't. I have dress rehearsal tonight.
好吧 等一下再找你 Okay. Talk to you later.
抱歉 钥匙掉这里了 I'm sorry. I forgot my keys.
没关系 Oh, that's okay.
我不是有意偷听你的电话 Um, I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
你刚才说你有彩排吗 Did you say you had dress rehearsal?
那个啊 Oh, that.
是的 我参演的剧目这周末上演 Yes, I'm sort of in a little play that runs this weekend.
真得吗 你还是个演员 Really? You're an actor, too?
从大学就开始了 Well, I dabbled in college.
我有点天赋 不想浪费 I have a bit of a gift, so I try to keep it alive.
剧目叫什么名字 我是说 我们非常想去看看 Wow, what's the play? I mean, we'd... we'd love to come see it.
《埃及艳后》 只是社区范围的表演 "Antony and Cleopatra." But it's just a community production.
我绝对不会强迫你耐着性子看完 I would never force you to sit through it.
那好吧 如果你不希望我们去的话 Oh, okay. Well, if you don't want us to come...
这是宣传单 午场半价 Here's a flyer. Matinees are half-off.
我要去趟商店 需要安娜帮忙看孩子 Hey. Hey! I need Ana to watch the girls while I run to the store,
令我气愤的是她不接电话 好的 进来吧 and big shock... she's not answering her cell. Oh, no problem. Come on in.
他们在丹尼的房间 They're just up in Danny's room.
安娜 加布来了 Ana! Gaby's here!
这么说他们在丹尼的房间 So they're in Danny's room?
是的 他们在听歌 Oh, yeah. They were listening to music.
吵死人了 我让他们把门关上了 It was so loud, I made them shut the door.
那么说里面就他们两个 Ah. So they're by themselves...
而且门还关上了 With the door shut?
两个"性"奋的青春期少年单独在一起 Just a couple of teenagers alone with their genitals?
安娜 快给我滚下来 Ana! Get your ass down here!
加布 没什么大不了的 Gaby, what's the big deal?
他们只是在丹尼房间一起玩儿 They're just hanging out in Danny's room.
那里可是有张床 With a mattress.
你干脆直接对着安娜的胯下开瓶香槟 Why don't you just crack a bottle of champagne on Ana's pelvis
然后恭祝丹尼一路前进得顺利 and wish Danny a bon voyage?
安娜 快点 Ana! Now!
等等 我来了[另意高潮] Hold on. I'm coming.
我肯定她是指下楼来了 I'm sure she meant she's on her way.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
我要去趟商店 你帮我看一下孩子 I have to run to the store. I need you to watch the girls.
就这个吗 老天爷 我还以为着火了 That's it? Jeez, I thought the house was on fire.
我去拿一下东西 Let me grab my stuff.
你担心他们可能做坏事了吗 So... you worried they might be doing it?
是的 我不明白的是你居然不担心 Yeah. What I don't get is why you're not worried.
他们是健康的热血小青年 They are healthy, red-blooded kids.
他们要做什么终究是要做的 那么我们就什么都不管了 They're gonna do what they're gonna do. So we say nothing and
要不要帮他们把枕头拍舒服点 just fluff their pillows?
不是 我们要确认他们没有做傻事 No. We make sure they don't do anything stupid.
你有让安娜做一些避孕措施吗 Have you gotten Ana birth control?
我让她陪着胡安妮塔和西利娅 I make her spend time with Juanita and Celia.
-那样能做什么 -行了 加布 I was hoping that would do it. Come on, Gaby.
你得跟她谈谈安全性爱 安全套什么的 Y-You have to talk to her about safe sex, condoms.
她才17岁 她太小了 She's only 17. She's too young!
那你第一次做是什么时候 Oh. How old were you when you first did it?
安娜 快点 Ana, hurry up!
我还要去一趟药房呢 Gotta hit the pharmacy, too!
我没听到你进来了 Oh. I didn't hear you come in.
我最亲爱的布里 我会永远爱你 "Dearest Bree, I will always love you,
但是生存斗志已离我而去 "but the will to fight on has left me,
所以我要以自己的方式退出生命舞台 so I've chosen to... Exit life on my own terms."
这是自杀遗书吗 Is this a suicide note?
说得更贴切些是自杀遗书草稿 Well, it's really more of a suicide rough draft.
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
我不是有意让你发现的 I didn't mean for you to find out this way.
但现在既然你知道了 But now that you know,
至少我们能以成熟的态度来讨论下 没什么好讨论的 at least we can discuss it like adults. There is nothing to discuss.
奥森 Orson...
很显然这只是些丧气话 This is obviously the depression talking.
-吃点药就好了 -布里 We will get you some medication. Bree. Bree.
你没有必要为此而难过 There's no need for you to feel badly about this.
我曾经拥有过美好生活 I've had a good life.
让我死吧 Let me go.
我不会答应的 I will do no such thing.
我不允许 I forbid this.
明白了吗 我不会成全你的 Do you hear me? You will not be killing yourself.
我拿走所有刀具绳索和安眠药 I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house,
如果有必要 我会时刻和你在一起 and if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day.
我没想过死前还要受无聊的折磨 Well, being bored to death wasn't how I was planning to go,
但我会配合你的 but we can try it your way.
奥森 Orson.
我会给你一段时间来接受这一切 I'll give you some time to adjust to this.
但请你理解我 But understand me.
我意已决 It's going to happen.
避孕套是怎么回事 What's with the condoms?
别紧张 不是为你准备的 Calm down. They're not for you.
这真是男人想听的甜言蜜语 Ah, just what every man wants to hear from his wife.
是谁 So?
听我说完 安娜在和丹尼·伯伦交往 Okay, hear me out. You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen?
-我这就去宰了他 -理智一点 I'm gonna kill him... And we have to be realistic...
我要亲手结果他 因为他们是不会听我们讲道理的 With my bare hands... Because they're not gonna listen to reason.
然后埋尸在门廊下 别这样 卡洛斯 我们没其他办法了 And Bury him under the porch. No. Carlos. What choice do we have?
两个青春期的家伙这次来真的了 They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved.
安全不是最重要的吗 但给他们这个就表示我们祝福他们 Isn't it better to be safe than sorry? But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
最初我也是这么想 And that's how I felt at first,
但安吉说的对 爱是顺其自然的 but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
她当然说得轻松 因为她的是儿子 Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy.
要是套子破了怎么办 要是他忘了戴怎么办 What if the condom breaks? What if he forgets to put it on?
如果他搞大了安娜的肚子 If he knocks Ana up,
你想是谁会来照顾他们的小孩 天哪 这真是可怕 who do you think's gonna end up raising the kid? God, that would be awful.
在你结束了忙碌的一天后 Getting up for those 3:00 A.M. feedings
还半夜起来给孩子喂奶 after you've worked all day?
不是我 是你 Not me. You.
你这辈子都得照顾那个孩子了 You'll end up taking care of the baby.
所以你最好劝她不要越界 So you better convince her to keep her legs crossed
直到她离开这座房子之前 until she's out of this house. Wait.
怎么成我的事了 她是你的浪荡侄女 How is this my problem? She's your trampy niece.
因为如果她怀孕 我就会进监狱 Because if she gets pregnant, I'll be in prison
罪名是杀人埋尸门廊下 for killing what's buried underneath the porch.
德太太 Mrs. D.!
罗宾 Robin.
希望你不介意我贸然来访 I hope you don't mind me just showing up,
我仔细考虑了你的话 你是对的 but I thought about what you said, and you were right.
改变从不会太迟 所以我辞职了 真的吗 It's never too late to change your life, so I quit double d's. You did?
开始我很恐惧 I was pretty scared at first,
但现在觉得这是我所做的最佳决定 太棒了 but now I think it's the best thing I ever did. Well, that's great.
若不是你 我决没勇气这么做 Now I never would have had the guts without talking to you.
你是我的榜样 真的吗 你过奖了 - You're like my role model. - Really? That's sweet.
我以前的偶像是俱乐部的同事卡迪 My old role model was candi, down at the club,
但她后来吸毒过量死了 but she o.D.'D.
那么 我会继承好卡迪的衣钵 Well, I will, uh, try to do candi proud.
干的好 罗宾 Good for you, Robin.
我知道做出改变是需要很大勇气的 I know change takes a lot of courage.
是啊 Oh, it sure does.
那我现在怎么办呢 So what do I do now?
-什么 -你知道的 Huh? You know...
下一步怎么办 我去哪工作呢 What's my next move? Where do I work now?
等等 I'm sorry.
你在没有后路的情况下就辞职了 Y-You quit without having anything else lined up?
我知道这有点草率 I know it was a little hasty,
但你说过我可以做成我想要的一切 but you said I could do whatever I wanted.
你说的时候很确定 你现在依然确定 对吗 You sounded so sure. You're still sure, right?
我很确定 世界就在你的股掌之间 Yes, yes. I'm very sure. The world is your oyster. Huh.
你有储蓄的 对吧 You have saved up, right?
她跳了九年脱衣舞一个子儿也没存下 She stripped for nine years and didn't put anything away?
她做了隆胸 交了个糟糕的男友 Apparently there was a boob job and a bad relationship
而且现在闪光粉也越来越贵了 and the rising cost of glitter.
我必须得想办法帮她 I have to find a way to help her.
你为什么要揽这摊事 And why is this your responsibility?
因为是我劝她辞职的 Because I'm the one that told her to quit.
没想到她听进去了 从来没人听我的 I didn't think she'd listen. No one listens to me.
我一直告诉你我讨厌这件衬衫 I keep telling you how much I hate that shirt,
结果你还是穿着 好吧 我们帮她 你有什么办法 and there it is. Okay, we'll help her. What do you have in mind?
我们得帮她找份工作 We need to find her a job.
她会干什么 Well, what can she do?
她除了可以不用手就能捡起1美元 Does she have skills that don't involve
还有什么别的技能没 picking up a dollar without using her hands?
你为什么难过 Why are you so sad?
Well, M.J., M.J.
我需要份工作 可我什么都不会 I need a job, and I don't have any skills.
你这么漂亮 You're so pretty.
你可以当一个公主 You could be a Princess.
看啊 Oh. Oh, look.
M.J.很喜欢她 M.j. Is so smitten with her.
他是男孩嘛 He's a guy.
而且她很有小孩缘 And she's good with kids.
我知道了 That's it.
我们学校一直想找一个助教 They've been looking for an assistant art teacher
协助美术老师 down at the school.
她说过她一直想做这种工作 She said she always wanted to do something like that.
你觉得她能搞的定吗 就是把通心粉粘到鞋盒上而已 Well, you think she can handle it? We glue macaroni to shoeboxes.
能有多难啊 It's not the hardest job in the world.
那为什么我这么说的时候 你就用眼神鄙视我 Now see, how come when I say that, you give me that look?
就是这种眼神 And there it is again.
谢谢你让我开心起来 M.J. Thanks for cheering me up, M.J.
你太好了 You're so sweet.
你可以帮我洗澡 如果你想的话 You can give me a bath if you want to.
罗伊 Roy! Aah!
天啊 你差点让我吓破胆 Jeez, you scared the crap out of me.
奥森去哪了 不是让你看着他吗 Where's Orson? You're supposed to be watching him.
别担心 我把他关在洗衣间里了 Don't worry. I stuck him in the laundry room
而且我在他轮椅轮子中间插了根笤帚 and put a broom through his spokes.
你好啊 布里 Hello, Bree.
能把罗伊放到自杀看管团黑名单里吗 Can we please cross Roy off the suicide watch list?
你还活着 我任务完成了 Hey. You're alive. My job's done here.
你去哪儿了 Where have you been?
你本该一小时前就回来的 You were supposed to be back an hour ago.
很抱歉 但我得去接客人 I am sorry, but I had to stop and pick up our guests.
什么客人 What guests?
奥森 这是克里斯和罗恩 Orson, meet Chris and Ron.
我知道你不听我的但可能会听他们的 Now I know you won't listen to me, but you might listen
-因为你们有共同点 -真的吗 to them, since you have something in common. Really?
你们也喜欢吉尔伯特和沙利文吗 Are you Gilbert and Sullivan fans, too?
真有幽默感 这很重要 Sense of humor. That's very important.
我知道你是因为瘫痪了 Now I know you think there's no reason to go on living,
而觉得生活没有意义 所以你就想出这个点子 because you're paralyzed... So you thought, "hey!"
怎样让他高兴呢 再来俩瘫痪的人 "You know what might cheer him up? Two more paralyzed guys."
拜托你 听他们说说 Please. Just hear them out.
我现在要去沏茶了 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make some tea.
你妻子说你现在很悲观 So your wife tells us you in a pretty negative place.
我能理解 但最终 我知道你是好意 Well, that's to be expected, but eventually... look, I know you mean well,
但我不需要身残志坚之类的理智谈话 but I don't need a handicapped pep talk.
我们可不残疾 只是行动不便而已 Hey, we're not handicapped. We're handi-capable.
老天啊 Oh, lord.
我们打篮球 跳舞 做爱 We play basketball, dance, we make love.
那我祝你们幸福快乐 And I hope you're very happy together.
我则很不幸的没人陪 I, unfortunately, don't have
没人陪我做这些 你有一个深爱着你的妻子啊 someone to join me on this journey. You have a wife who clearly loves you.
又残又瞎 Wow. Paralyzed and blind.
你又没经历过这一切 You must always be the first one to board the plane.
听着 我们都理解你现在的心情 Look, we know what you're going through.
许多有此经历的人都觉得自己不被人所爱 A lot of us feel unloved after something like this happens.
不 你不明白 No, you don't understand.
我妻子和我在一起仅仅是在尽她的义务 My wife stays with me solely out of obligation.
奥森 你怎么能这么说呢 Orson! How could you say such a thing?
本来就是事实 难道不是么 你感到内疚 It's true, isn't it? You feel guilty because you know
是因为如果不是和你的情人发生争斗 I never would have been hit by that plane
我也不会被飞机撞上 if I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover.
你就这么报答我吗 为了让你过的舒服点 我竭尽所能 This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards to make your life easier.
我本可以让你自生自灭 I should just let you hang yourself.
两点的时候我们有一场篮球赛吧 Hey... don't we have a basketball game at 2:00?
你们就不能对我坦诚一点吗 Can you be honest for one moment?
-你们不喜欢我 -是的 我们该走了 You don't love me. Yeah, we should go.
请留下吧 我泡了一壶茶 Please stay. I've made tea.
瞧见了吧 你无法否认这一切 See? You can't deny it.
继续啊 布里 说我的想法是错的 说你爱我 Go ahead, Bree. Correct me. Say you love me.
我... I...
非常在乎你 Care very deeply for you.
我就知道是这样 That's what I thought.
我现在没什么心情 I'm feeling a little upset right now.
麻烦你们请回吧 Would you mind rolling yourselves out?
安娜 问你个问题 Ana, let me ask you something.
你开心么 Are you happy?
为什么这么问 Why?
因为我和卡洛斯希望你开心 Well, Carlos and I want you to be happy.
在过去的几个月里 Over the last few months,
我们一直把你当作自己的亲生女儿对待 是吗 we've come to think of you as our own daughter. Really?
其实是你叔叔觉得我们俩该谈谈... In fact, your uncle thinks it's about time you and I had that little talk...
关于性的基本常识 About the birds and the bees.
天呐 不是吧 我也有同感 因此我不会那么做 Oh, god. That's how I feel, so we're not gonna be doing that.
好吧 Okay.
-我打算给你开张支票 -一张支票吗 Instead I'm going to write you a check. A-A check?
这张支票足以支付你一年模特学校的学费 A check big enough to cover one whole year of modeling school...
以及让你在纽约租一间像样的公寓 And to rent a decent-size apartment... In New York.
那么 你有什么阴谋 Okay, what's the catch?
你太可爱了 竟然觉得我会有阴谋 That's so cute that you think there's a catch.
-这上面没签名 -这就是阴谋 This isn't signed. That's the catch.
如果你高中毕业时没有和他人发生关系 I will sign it once you graduate high school
亦或者次数较少 我就在上面签字 without having had sex or more sex, as the case may be.
你说真的吗 Are you serious?
安娜 我尽可以跟你大谈道德伦理 Ana, I could talk to you about morality
让你为将来的婚姻好好作打算 or saving yourself for marriage
或者跟你列举一些染上性传播的疾病的概率 or statistics about s.T.D.S,
不过我觉得只有金钱才能打动你 but I think you're the kind of girl who responds to cold, hard cash.
你还真了解我 You know me well.
那就这么说定了? So do we have a deal?
你是想成为一名拥有体面公寓成功的模特 Are you gonna be a successful model with a nice apartment
还是想成为一名前途黯淡的未成年妈妈 or a teenage mom with no future?
好吧 Well...
你等着给我签名吧 When you put it like that...
乖孩子 Good girl.
对了 至于你先前的问题 Oh, and to answer your earlier question,
我现在非常的开心 I'm now very happy.
难以置信 我竟然被你拉来这里 I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
观看三个小时的莎士比亚的剧作 Three hours of Shakespeare
对于一个每20分钟就要小便的女人来说 别这样 for a woman who has to pee every 20 minutes. Come on.
格雷汉姆医生一直很支持我们 Dr. Graham's been so supportive of us.
难道我们就不能支持她一回吗 这和支持没关系 Can't we be supportive of her? This isn't about support.
她这就是想做个好人 This is about little Tommy teacher's pet
讨个好名声 wanting a gold star for butt-kissing. Oh.
不是这样的 That's not true.
不 可是这个老糊涂 Ah. Nay, but this dotage...
说真的 Please.
你送给她一盒价值40美金的巧克力 You brought her a $40 box of chocolates.
上次母亲节 你只不过给了我一个百吉圈 Last mother's day, you threw me a bagel
并称之为床上的早餐 and called it breakfast in bed.
你就认了吧 你讨厌她是因为 Admit it. You just have a problem with her
她会指出你的缺点 because you hate it when someone points out your flaws.
不是这样的 That's not true.
我能接受建设性的批判意见 没关系的 I can take constructive criticism just fine.
-你们的说话声音有点大 You're being a little loud.
-抱歉 Sorry.
瞧 我能接受建设性的批判意见 See? I can take constructive criticism.
你怎么还在说话 你怎么还是那么烦人 放松点 You're still talking. You're still annoying. Relax.
嘘 她要出场了 Shh. She's making her entrance.
简明扼要的说吧[莎士比亚《安东尼和克里奥帕特拉》] Oh. ...From Rome. Grates me... the sum.
不 听听他们怎么说吧 Nay! Hear them, Antony!
福尔维娅也许有些生气了 Fluvia perchance is angry.
要么...谁知道呢 Or... who knows?
如果那个乳臭 If the beard...
如果那个乳臭未干的凯撒 If the scarce-bearded Caesar
向你降下一道尊严的谕令 hath not sent you his powerful mandate...
叫你做这件事 做那件事 "do this or this.
征服这个国家 消灭这个国家 "Take in that kingdom and enfranchise that.
照我说的执行 Perform't"...
否则我会降罪于你 "Or else we damn thee."
演出怎么样 Hey. How was the play? Hey.
林肯也比我愉快[林肯在剧院被暗杀] Lincoln had a better time at the theater.
真的吗 Really?
那有多糟糕呀 So how bad was it?
还记得你二年级的时候植树节的表演吗 You remember how horrible your second grade arbor day play was?
可至少我们能沉醉其中 But at least we were drunk for that. Mm.
说真的 格雷汉姆医生是怎么得到那个角色的啊 Honestly, how did Dr. Graham get that part?
难道她和导演上床了吗 Is she sleeping with the director?
上床 共浴或者捐赠一个肾 Sleeping with, bathing, donating a kidney...
这些都不管用吧 It's still not enough.
但愿我能在下个疗程前忘记这一切 I just hope that I can erase this from my memory before our next session.
你不是说笑吧 我们不去见她了呀 Are you kidding? We're not seeing her again.
为什么 我们没必要再向她讨教如何生活 Why not? We're not going to continue to take life lessons
她居然能在演死亡场景的时候打嗝 from a woman who burped during her death scene.
这不影响她作为一名心理咨询师啊 That has nothing to do with her skills as a therapist.
是吗 她说过她在表演方面有天赋吧 Really? Did she not tell you she has a "gift" for acting?
-是的 -她一点自知之明都没有 Yeah. Well, I can't trust the judgment
你让我怎么相信她 of someone with absolutely no self-awareness.
我们不会去那儿了 We're not going back.
借口 经历过上次的疗程 This is an excuse. You have been looking
你就一直想找借口踹了她 for a reason to dump her ever since our last session.
汤姆 我今晚知道了两件事 Tom, I learned two things tonight...
格雷汉姆医生在人类行为学上并无造诣 Dr. Graham has no insight into real human behavior,
还有那家剧院的天花板上有428块瓷砖 and there are 428 tiles on the ceiling of that theater.
随便你怎么说 我们还是要去参加下回的疗程 Say what you want. We are going to our next session.
顺便告诉你一声 Mnh-mnh. Mm-hmm. And, by the way,
是429块瓷砖 it was 429.
早上好 Morning.
我叫罗宾·加拉赫 是新来的助教 Robin Gallagher, teaching assistant,
向你报道 reporting for duty.
瞧你这一身穿的 我希望让自己看起来职业些 Hey, look at you. I wanted to look professional.
你喜欢这眼镜吗 这是装饰用的 Do you like the glasses? I don't even need them.
你看上去棒极了 这身套装真漂亮 You look great. That's a beautiful suit.
谢谢 穿着这身衣服 Thanks. It is so nice to wear work clothes
我就不用担心会露出内裤 that don't rip away to reveal crotchless panties.
是的 相当的同意啊 Yeah, you're preaching to the choir.
我正打算让孩子们开始画画 So, um, I'm just gonna get the kids started painting.
你可以把我们上周做的地球仪挂起来 And why don't you hang those globes that we made last week?
没问题 Okay.
我想跟你说两句 Um, can I say something?
你真的给了我一个机会 You really took a chance on me.
从来没有人为我做过这些 No one's ever done that for me before,
真的很感谢你 so thank you.
不用谢 You're welcome.
很高兴你来了 I'm really glad you're here.
小心 Oh, hey, careful.
绝不能让孩子看见你哭 Never let the kids see you cry.
一旦他们感觉到你的软弱 你就完了 If they sense weakness, you're done.
抱歉迟到了 Sorry we're late.
忘了他的书包 没关系 林伍德先生 Forgot his backpack. Oh, that's okay, Mr. Linwood.
来吧 凯勒 开始画画吧 Come on, Kyle. Let's get you painting.
那是谁啊 Who's that?
那是我的新助教 加拉赫小姐 Ah, that's my new teaching assistant, miss Gallagher.
不 博比 洗管器可不是那么用的 No, Bobby. That's not how we use pipe cleaners!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
咱们认识吗 Do we know each other?
我不认识你 Oh. I don't think so.
你确定 你看起来很眼熟 Are you sure? You look so familiar.
我可能就是那种大众脸吧 I guess I just have one of those faces.
您找我来有什么事吗 霍布森校长 What did you want to see me about, principal Hobson?
你应该能意识到 You are aware, aren't you,
作为一所私立学校 that as a private school,
我们的财政收入是依靠 we depend on the financial support
比较富有的家长的捐赠 of our more affluent parent donors?
我知道啊 I am aware of that.
那就好 Good.
因为我刚接到凯勒·林伍德父亲的电话 Because I just got a call from Kyle linwood's father,
他是一个重要的捐赠人 a major donor.
听说你的助手边跳舞边脱掉内衣就为了 Is it true that your assistant can break a $5
挣到5美元 是不是真的 by shaking out her underwear?
-我不想洗澡 -那就糟糕了 I don't want to take a bath! Well, that's too bad.
现在是时候该把你身上那层泥洗掉了 It's time to give the earth back some of its dirt.
走吧 Go!
我得在楼上待一会 Hey, I'm gonna be upstairs for a bit.
你们俩晚上干吗呢 What are you guys up to tonight?
-我们打算就在家学习 -真乖 We're just gonna stay home and study. Good girl.
别让我有什么太多想法啊 Mm! Why are you getting me all worked up?
你不是才跟你婶婶做了保证吗 I thought you made your aunt a promise.
我保证我不会跟人上床 I promised her I wouldn't have sex.
我没保证你不会 I didn't promise you wouldn't.
行 大不了我自己来分类 Fine! I'll sort it myself!
索利斯先生 Mr. Solis.
不要发火 行吗 Okay, don't freak out, okay?
-你们到底在干吗呢 -我很抱歉 What the hell are you doing? Hey, I'm... I'm sorry.
没有下次了 This... this won't happen again.
卡洛斯叔叔 这不是什么大事 你觉得你可以到我家来干这个 Uncle Carlos, it's no big deal. You think you can come into my house and do this?!
回答我 Answer me!
回答我 回答我 Huh?! Answer me! Answer me!
再让我看到你在她周围出现 我会揍你的 孩子 I catch you near her again, I will kick your ass, boy.
放了他 你知道你儿子在我家里做什么吗 Let go of him! You know what I caught your son doing in my house?
-我不管 -卡洛斯 怎么回事啊 I don't care. Carlos, what is going on?!
我说了放手 I said let go!
天哪 安吉 你干吗呢 Oh, god! Angie, what the hell?!
到外面去等我 妈 别 Wait for me outside. Ma, please don't.
出去 Outside!
听着 我进来发现他趴在她身上 Look, I came in and found him on top of her.
我不管 他是我儿子 I don't care. He's my kid.
你再碰他一次 你就死定了 You ever touch him again, you're dead.
嘿 伯伦 Hey, Bolen!
我看你打算把我的玻璃和塑料分类 I see you tried to separate my glass and plastic.
去死吧 垃圾 Suck it, earth!
妈 Ma!
过来 妈 咱们走吧 Come on, ma. Let's go.
也许你不应该只考虑 So maybe you shouldn't just think
你想说什么 about what you want to say
而是你怎么说 汤姆才会听你的 but about how you say it, so Tom can hear you.
理论上...没错 That's... A theory.
你有什么问题吗 勒奈特 Is something bothering you, Lynette?
是因为怀孕 It's the pregnancy.
今天早晨她还对我生气 This morning she got mad at me
就为了我喝橘子汁的方法 over the way I drank my orange juice.
就这样而已 你该知道在这很安全 Is that all? You know you're in a safe place here.
我们什么都可以告诉对方 We can tell each other anything.
好吧 Okay.
既然这里很安全 Since this is a safe place...
那天晚上汤姆和我看见你的演出 Tom and I saw your play the other night.
你们来了 那干吗不到后台来打个招呼 You did? Well, why didn't you come backstage and say hello?
事实上我不知道说什么 因为 Well, the truth is, I didn't know what to say, because...
我实际上不怎么喜欢那出戏 I didn't really like it.
我知道 I know.
演安东尼那个演员确实很糟糕 Our Antony was dreadful.
不止你一个人这么认为 You weren't the only one who thought so.
不 实际上我说的是你 No... actually, I was talking about you.
你 You were...
真的不是太好 Really not very good,
现在我有点对你的 and now I've sort of lost confidence
治疗失去信心了 in you as a therapist.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
能详细说一下吗 Do you want to elaborate?
不 该说的我都说了 No. I think I said what I needed to say.
看见了吗 这就跟你的婚姻一样 Aha. See, this is the same thing in your marriage.
你批评汤姆 但你又不说清楚 You criticize Tom, but you won't be specific.
这有点像是懦夫的方式 It's sort of the coward's way out.
懦夫 Coward?
行 Okay.
你很差劲 You sucked.
你真的真的很烂 You were really, really bad.
三个字 Three words...
臭 恶 俗 Stink, stank, stunk.
够详细了吗 Specific enough?
很好 勒奈特 Good for you, Lynette.
你的诚实我很赞赏 I commend you for your honesty.
不过的评价却不同 Although, the "Fairview herald" had a different take.
他们认为我演的埃及艳后很"闪亮" They found my Cleopatra "incandescent."
天哪 Oh... my god.
你还真的相信了 You actually believe that?
看 这就是我们不能再来找她的原因 See, this is why we can't see her anymore.
汤姆 你还没有参与讨论 Tom, you haven't weighed in yet.
你觉得怎么样 What did you think?
我觉得你很棒 I thought you were great.
说谎 你说的你看过海豹吹号角 What? Liar! You said you've seen seals playing horns
都比那个戏好看 没有必要强迫他同意你的意见 that put on a better show. There's no need to bully him into agreeing with you.
如果他像个爷们我就不需要强迫他了 I wouldn't have to bully him if he would man up for once.
勒奈特 你这是在人身攻击 Lynette, you're attacking.
当然 因为我总扮坏人 Of course. Because I'm always the bad cop,
他总扮好人 he's always the good cop.
就一次 你能否不做胆小鬼 Could you just once not be such a wuss?
太对了 总得有人扮好人 Damn right I'm the good cop. Someone has to be,
因为都扮坏人是行不通的 because bad cop-bad cop doesn't work.
我有切身体会 那样行不通 I grew up in that house, and it doesn't work.
才不是那样 你想要我做坏人 That is not it. You like me being the bad guy.
那样你就能扮好人 但知道吗 That way you can always be the good guy. But guess what?
我有时也想当一回好人 但我不能 I'd love to be the good guy once in a while, but I can't,
因为一旦事情变得艰难 because when things get hard
或要做困难抉择时 or a difficult decision has to get made,
你就逃避不面对 you run from confrontation,
如果我不顶上事情就半途而废 and if I don't step into the void,
因为我从你那里学到 things grind to a halt. Because I got news for you...
都做好人也是行不通的 Good cop-good cop doesn't work either!
你说的对 You're right.
真的 Really?
我喜欢被人喜爱 I like to be liked,
因此 and because of that,
很多难题我都推给你解决 a lot of the ugly stuff I defer to you.
我道歉 And I'm sorry.
你的表演糟透了 Your performance was aggressively bad.
看到第二幕时 我被薄荷糖呛到 At one point during the second act, I started
都有宁愿被呛死的念头 to choke on a mint and thought about not fighting it.
谢谢 Thank you.
这次真是个突破 Wow. This was quite a breakthrough.
你是对的 And you're right.
你真的是个优秀的心理医生 You're a wonderful therapist.
谢谢 勒奈特 Thank you, Lynette.
现在你俩都给我出去 Now, both of you, get the hell out of my office.
逮到他儿子骑在我们侄女身上 So we catch her son on top of our niece,
还要我们道歉吗 我得去道歉 and we have to apologize? No, we have to apologize
因为你差点把她儿子的脑袋撞到墙上 because you almost put her son's head through a wall.
你何时才明白暴力不能解决问题 When are you gonna learn violence is not the answer?
本以为不用再教你 你现在好多了 I shouldn't have to tell you this! You know better!
已经19年了 你怎么还没学乖 We've been doing it for 19 years. You're smarter than this!
我们谈过多少次了 This is not the first time we've had this conversation.
我是在对牛弹琴吗 I feel like I'm talking to a wall here, huh?
怎么了 What is going on here?
你到底怎么了 What the hell is wrong with you?!
丹尼因为和别的女孩的事被教训 Oh, god. He's ripping Danny a new one.
见鬼 安吉 够了 尼克 别管我 Damn it! Angie! Okay, Nick, just leave me alone!
不 你在放松警惕 No, no, no, no. Hey! You are getting sloppy.
-我们应该回去 -是的 We should go. Yeah, we should.
先前你非要那疯女人 First you get into it with that crazy lady
把垃圾分类 我都要你别管了 about her recycling, which I told you not to do.
今天早上她找上门 And then guess what? She comes over this morning
要告我们 我当时失去理智了 and says she's thinking about suing us. Okay, I lost my cool.
那就快找回来 Well, get it back!
因为我们隐藏的秘密可不是小事 'Cause this rock we are hiding under is not that big,
如果有人来调查 我们就死定了 and if people start poking around, we're done.
他因她以前的职业而解雇了她 And then bam. He fires her for something she used to do.
真是个伪君子 It's so hypocritical.
那孩子的父亲才有错 I mean, why not get mad at the kid's father?
显然他去过双D俱乐部 He obviously goes to double d's.
我只希望没有影响到你 德太太 I just hope I didn't get you into any trouble, Mrs. D.
我太内疚了 I feel awful.
不 这不是你的错 No, no, no. This is not your fault.
我难过时 妈妈会给我拥抱 When I'm sad, my mom gives me a big hug.
行了 小色狼 Down, tiger.
我该怎么办 没钱租房 What am I gonna do? I have no money for rent.
我会露宿街头的 I'm just gonna end up homeless.
也许该去请求要回以前的工作 You know, maybe I should go and beg for my old job back.
不 你不能这样做 No, no, no. You can't do that.
离开那里需要很大勇气 Quitting that place took a lot of guts.
你觉得让她住在这怎样 How do you feel about letting her move in here?
朱莉走了 我们有间空房 Julie's gone. We have her empty room.
到她能自立为止 如果你问我 - It's just until she gets on her feet. - You're asking if I'm okay
是否愿意让脱衣舞女和我们住 with letting a stripper live with us?
-答案是不 -为什么 I'm gonna go with no. Why not?
不知道 其实我只觉得这毋庸置疑 她是好女孩 而且遇到了困难 I have no idea. I'm just really sure this is a trick question. She's a nice girl, and she's in trouble.
我觉得自己 You know, I think of myself
是个关心他人的好人 as a good person who cares about others,
但有几次能付诸实践 and how often do I actually get to walk the walk?
这就是帮助他人的好机会 This is an opportunity to really help someone.
我想这样做 I want to do it.
好吧 Okay.
好 让前脱衣舞女 Okay, let's go make an ex-stripper
和我们的小子高兴一下 and a little boy very happy.
这是干什么 What's this for?
拉金斯夫妇50年结婚纪念会 The lackeys' 50th anniversary party.
忘了吗 Don't you remember?
抱歉 我想那时我已死 I'm sorry. I thought I'd be dead by now,
所以没注意 so I wasn't paying much attention
我们的社交日程 to our social calendar.
不管怎样 我们要去 Well, regardless, you're going.
如果你下周六还活着 And if you're still around next Saturday,
还要和我的家人吃早午餐 we've got brunch with my family.
你在跟我挑战吗 Well, now you're just daring me.
奥森 沃特要致祝酒词了 Orson, Walter is about to make a toast.
你要去听吗 Don't you want to hear it?
对美满婚姻的赞美之辞吗 A speech about the joys of wedded bliss?
算了吧 Pass.
沃特和雪莉将 Walter and Shirley are about to dance
随着他们婚礼的舞曲起舞 to a song that was played at their wedding.
但在此之前 沃特有话要说 But before they do, Walter would like to say a few words.
谢谢各位的到来 I want to thank you all for coming.
结婚50年好像几乎不可能 50 years... It hardly seems possible.
现在我不想说谎 And now I'm not gonna lie to you
说这很容易维系 and say it's always been easy.
我们共同经历过不幸 I mean, we've had our share of tragedy
对彼此说过令人后悔的蠢话 and we've said a few things we wish we could take back.
但总的来说 我们很幸运 But for the most part, we've been lucky,
因为即使年龄增长 because no matter how old we get,
我们总能回忆起 we've always been able to remember
当初什么使我们相爱 对吧 宝贝 what made us fall in love in the first place, right, hon? Aw.
我爱你 ♪ I love you ♪
出于情感上的原因 ♪ for sentimental reasons ♪
我希望你相信我 ♪ I hope you do believe me ♪
我会把我的心给你 ♪ I'll give you my heart ♪
奥森 Orson!
奥森 住手 Orson! Stop!
你别想到池子里去 Don't you dare throw yourself in that pool!
我想死 你为什么不要我死 I want to die. Why can't you let me?
因为我也想像他们那样 Because I want things, too.
想要有一天能举办这样的聚会 庆祝我们共度的时光 I want a party like this someday to celebrate our life together.
我们的生活有什么好庆祝的 What is there about our life to celebrate?
看沃特和雪莉 Look at Walter and Shirley in there.
他们跳舞时眼里充满生活的激情 I was watching them dance with such passion in their eyes,
但我知道他们也不总是那样 but I know they haven't always been like that.
他们也历经困苦 但坚持了下来 They've had their rough times, too, but they stuck it out.
因为他们相爱 Because they're in love.
我问过你是否爱我 你去无法回答 I asked you if you loved me, and you couldn't answer.
好 我现在回答 Fine. I'll answer you now.
我曾爱过你 I loved you once.
我还能再爱你一次吗 Can I love you again?
我不知道 I don't know.
但我想重拾我们之间的情谊 But I would like to recapture what we once had.
如你不在身边我们怎能做到 And how can we do that if you're not here?
所以我请求你 So... I'm asking you...
留下来 Please stay.
所谓人生是场永不落幕的戏剧 In this never-ending drama we call life,
每人都有角色要扮演 everyone has a part to play.
有的人扮演浪漫的主角 Some are cast as romantic leads.
有的人最终饰演受害者 Others end up being the victim.
而有些人总演剧中的开心果 And a few always provide comic relief.
而有些人最后要扮演英雄 And then there are those who end up playing the hero...
尤其在他们知道反派 Especially if they feel there's a villain...
就住在马路对面的时候 Who lives just across the street.