《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on...
一场悲惨的车祸 A tragic event...
葬送了一段婚姻 Led to the end of a marriage...
他在跟我一个朋友约会吗 He's dating a friend of mine.
痛苦双方 已重拾生活 And the complications of moving on.
医学奇迹发生了 Medical wonders occurred...
如果移除那个碎片 你会重获光明 If we remove that bone fragment, you could regain your sight.
奇迹有大有小 Both large and small.
我丈夫同意你的提议 My husband has agreed to the procedure you suggested.
做减小鼾声的手术吗 警察同志 Oh, the one to alleviate his snoring? Detectives...
有人捏造了致命的谎言 And a devastating lie was told.
火灾当晚 我看到一个人 The night of the fire, I saw somebody come out.
他叫波特·斯加沃 His name is Porter Scavo.
早晨醒来 勒奈特·斯加沃 One morning, it occurred to Lynette Scavo
突然想到 she could not remember
家人很久没在一起吃早餐了 the last time her family had breakfast together.
所以 So Lynette did
勒奈特做了天下所有慈母 what any mother would do
在该情形下都会做的事 in that situation...
再见 妈妈 See ya later, mom.
谁第一个出门 我打断他的腿 The first person who steps foot out that door will lose a leg.
她用暴力威胁家人 She threatened her family with violence.
早餐很好吃 That was delicious.
但我向克里丝保证过今天送她上学 But I did promise Chrissy I'd walk her to school today.
你还真是绅士啊 给我坐下 Oh, you are such a gentleman. Sit your ass down.
爸爸 叫妈妈放我走 Dad, make mom let me go.
认为我能让你妈改变主意的 Everyone at this table who thinks I have the power
请举手 to make your mom do anything, raise your hand.
我也希望能帮你 Wish I could have helped.
听着 最近家里发生了很多事 Look, this family has been through a lot lately,
你爸和我认为 如果能多了解你们的生活 and your dad and I feel we'll be better parents
我们会更称职 if we know what's going on in your lives.
帕克 你的那个科学计划怎么样了 So, Parker, how's that science project you've been working on?
有什么事吗 Hey. Can I help you?
波特·斯加沃是不是住这里 Is this the residence of Porter Scavo?
是的 什么事 我是波特·斯加沃 Yeah. Why? I'm Porter Scavo.
先生 你能出来下吗 你能出来下吗 Sir, can you step outside? Can you step outside?
波特·斯加沃 你被捕了 什么 Porter Scavo, you are under arrest. What?
你有权保持沉默 等等 发生什么事了 You have the right to remain silent. Wait. What's going on?
请你退回去 Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to step back.
好吧 如果是关于沃伦·希林的酒吧 Okay, guys. Look, if this is about Warren schilling's bar,
波特跟那场大火一点关系都没有 有位目击证人可不是这样说的 Porter had nothing to do with that fire. Apparently, there's a witness that says otherwise.
什么证人 请后退 别妨碍公务 A witness? I... now will you please step back and let us do our job?
但你所说的一切 If you give up that right,
将会成为呈堂证供 anything you say can and will be used against you.
证人 他们在说什么 A witness? What are they talking about?
会没事的 我们给律师打电话 It's gonna be okay. We'll call a lawyer.
会没事的 We'll get through this.
勒奈特·斯加沃不记得 Lynette Scavo couldn't remember
上次全家人坐在一起吃早餐是什么时候 the last time her family had breakfast together...
我想我们不用谈我的科学计划了吧 I guess we're done talking about my science project, huh?
是的 宝贝 Yes, sweetie, we are.
她想都没想到 And she couldn't know
全家人再次晨聚早餐 it would be many years
要很多年以后 before her family would have breakfast together again.
生活在黑暗的世界 It's an awful thing to live in the dark,
无法洞察应有的世物 很痛苦 unable to see what others take for granted.
但有时 对于少数幸运者 But sometimes for a lucky few,
一丝亮光 划破黑暗 a flicker of light pierces that darkness
会带来希望的曙光 and brings with it the promise of better days to come.
看到什么了吗 Do you see anything?
我看到亮光 I see light...
还有些模糊的轮廓 And some fuzzy shapes.
就这些吗 That's it?
按理他目前只能看到这些 That's all he can expect to see right now,
但如果他能看到这些 but if he's able to see that much,
离完全恢复视力也就不远了 宝贝 能看到我吗 it won't be long till his full sight returns. Can you see me, babe?
只是轮廓 我看到你剪成短发了 Just your silhouette. I can tell you cut your hair short.
现在耳朵很突出 不过我喜欢 It kinda makes your ears stick out, but I like it.
卡洛斯 你说的是医生 我在这 Carlos, that's the doctor. I'm right here.
没关系 It doesn't matter.
我总算看得见了 I can see something other than nothing.
激动人心的一天 Oh, this is a good day. Oh.
记住 Now remember,
接下来几周 他眼睛会很敏感 his eyes will be very sensitive for the next few weeks,
屋内光线要弱 出门要戴墨镜 so low light indoors, dark glasses outside...
医生 我们很感激 Uh, doctor, we are very grateful,
请不要误解 但 so don't take this the wrong way, but...
你的鼻膜恢复得不错 打鼾也好多了 Well, your septum looks great, and you say your snoring's gone.
我认为治疗效果很理想 I think we're in good shape.
我们还需要继续治疗吗 不需要了 Will we need to come in for a follow-up? No. I think we're done.
我经常告诉病人我会想他们 You know, I always tell my patients I'm gonna miss them,
但这次 我是说真的 but this time, I really mean it.
我们也是这么感觉的 你真是华佗再世 Oh, we feel the same way about you. You've been lovely.
失陪 Ah. Please excuse me.
你在做什么 Mm. What are you doing?
把感谢卡放这儿 Leaving the man a thank-you card.
给医生的 For a doctor?
他帮你度过了难关 He helped you through a very difficult time.
我们至少表达下谢意 The least we can do is let him know how much we appreciate...
这是什么 What the hell is this?
你跟一个男人同居 什么时候开始的 You're living with the man? Since when?
亚里克斯6个月前搬进来的 Um, Alex moved in six months ago.
为什么这么神秘 你认为我会反对吗 Why the secrecy? Did you think I'd disapprove?
上帝保佑 他至少还是个医生 The man's a doctor, for heaven sakes.
你比我强多了 You've done better than I did.
这有点抹杀人了 我只是不理解 That was a bit of a drive-by. I'm just trying to understand
为什么自己的儿子对我隐瞒 how my son could keep a secret like this from his own mother.
妈妈 自打我出生 Mom, uh, come on. I mean, since I came out,
你从没兴趣过问我感情的事 you haven't shown the slightest interest in my love life.
我当然问过 你是指给我关于性病的宣传册吗 Of course I have. Handing me a pamphlet on the resurgence of gonorrhea?
我不是说这个 That's not what I'm talking about.
想想吧 Think about it.
你有问过我是不是约会吗 Have you even once asked if I was dating someone?
看到了吧 你并不是真的想知道 Well... You see? You didn't really want to know.
所以我才不告诉你 That's why I didn't tell you.
我现在想知道 Well, I want to know now, so that's why I'm having
明晚带亚历克斯回家里吃饭 you and Alex over to dinner tomorrow night.
什么 如果他是你生活的一部分 我想了解他 What? Yes. If he's a part of your life, I want to get to know him.
我们吃鱼 I think I'll serve fish.
我刚才说错了 我认为你忽略我的感情生活 Actually, I said it wrong. Um, I-I think it's kind of cool
还挺酷的 the way that you ignore my love life.
别讨价还价 告诉亚里克斯我们要着装晚宴 妈妈 请不要 Nice try. Tell Alex we dress for dinner. Mom, please don't.
安德鲁 不要指责我的为母之道 Andrew, you can't criticize my parenting
然后连个弥补的机会也不给我 and then deny me the chance to make up for it.
奥森和我8点等你们 Orson and I will expect you at 8:00.
好吧 Okay.
你确定想让我在场 Are you sure you want me there, too?
毕竟 我只是个牙医 I mean, after all, I'm only a dentist.
奥森 拜托 别提了 Oh, for god sakes, Orson. Let it go.
M.J 快点 爸爸来了 M.j., hurry up. Your dad's here.
凯瑟琳 你来做什么 Hey, Katherine. What are you doing here?
我喜欢逛动物园 Well, I'm a big zoo fan,
麦克说想带M.J去玩 and when Mike said he was taking M.J.,
我也想一起去 这样可以吧 I asked if I could tag along. So is that okay?
当然 怎么不可以呢 Of course. Why wouldn't it be okay?
我感觉 这样 I think it's...
棒极了 Great.
真的 真的很棒 Really, really great.
宝贝 好消息 Sweetie, good news.
凯瑟琳会跟你一起去动物园 Katherine's gonna go to the zoo with you.
她为什么要去 Why does she have to go?
呃...她是你爸爸的朋友 Uh... Well, she and your daddy are friends,
人越多 越热闹 我只想跟爸爸去 and the more, the merrier. I just want daddy.
宝贝 我去的 我们会玩得很高兴 Oh, you got me, pal. Hey, we're all gonna have a great time,
我们带凯瑟琳 and we'll show Katherine
去看那个滑稽的猴子 that funny swing the monkey goes on.
好象很有趣 你们带我一起去好吗 Oh, that sounds so cool. Will you show me that?
那好吧 I guess.
那好 我们走 Okay. Let's go.
不要忘了他的外套 Oh, don't forget his coat.
我会想办法方法让他喜欢我 I'll find some way to get him to like me.
我相信你会的 I'm sure you will.
我打赌 动物园礼品店 肯定欢迎离异人士 Boy, I'll bet the gift shop at the zoo just loves divorce.
儿子 还好吧 So... how you doing, son?
不是特别好 Not so good.
别担心 Okay, well, don't worry.
鲍伯同意做你律师 我们这完了以后 我就去见地方检察官 Bob here has agreed to represent you. And when we're done here, I'm going to go to the d.A.
我们会讨论有关保释事宜 And we're going to start talking about bail.
但首先 我要问你几个问题 But first, I gotta ask you a few questions.
比如 警察怎么会有证人 勒奈特 Like why do the police have a witness? Lynette.
检察官说有人看到你从储藏室出来 The d.A. Says you were spotted coming out of the storage room
就在失火之前 怎么回事 right before the fire started. What gives?
我不知道他们在说什么 我有不在场证据 I don't know what they're talking about. I have an alibi.
是吗 很好 很好 Oh. You do? G-Great. Great.
你为什么不跟别人说这个 Whoa. Why haven't you told anyone this?
因为 有点尴尬 It's just... So embarrassing.
你被控过失杀人 You are up for manslaughter,
现在还担心尴尬吗 and you're worried about being embarrassed?
如果我们能证实你说的话 If we can verify your story,
我有可能取消控诉 I can probably get the charges dropped.
我们甚至无需保释 那你当时在哪 我在伊迪·布利特家 We wouldn't even need bail. So where were you? I was at Edie Britt's.
拜托 Oh, please.
别告诉我你跟她也有一腿 Tell me you're not having sex with her, too.
爸爸 Dad.
和同龄女生交往有什么不好 What is wrong with girls your own age?
要是和17岁女生交往 我有多高兴 Do you know what I would give to date a 17-year-old?
我们稍后再谈这个 Okay, we're gonna talk about that later.
接着说 我不是跟伊迪上床 You were saying? I'm not having sex with Edie.
我离开酒吧后 就去了她家 After I left the club, I went to her house,
只有这样 我才能破门而入偷走她的枪 but only so I could break in and steal her gun.
你为什么那么做 Why would you do that?
希林先生打了安 又羞辱我 Mr. Schilling beat up Anne and then humiliated me.
我想吓吓他 I wanted to s-scare the hell out of him
就是不想看到他那得意的神情 just to wipe that smug look off his face.
当我回去时 酒吧着火了 But when I got back to the club, it was on fire,
所以我回了家 so I went home
然后把枪藏在了妈妈的面粉罐里 and hid the gun in mom's flour jar.
这就是我的不在场证据 Anyway, that's my alibi.
这有帮助吗 Think that'll help?
有人看到你做这些吗 Did anyone see you do this?
没有 No.
那这不算是不在场证据 Then this is really not an alibi.
更像是坦白另一桩罪行 It's more a confession to another crime.
你错过了 Oh. Well, you missed it.
错过什么了 Missed what?
波特·斯加沃今天被抓了 我就知道是他放火 Porter Scavo got arrested today. I knew he set that fire.
可怜的勒奈特 可怜什么勒奈特 Poor Lynette. "Poor Lynette," my ass.
7个人死于非命啊 Poor seven people who got burned to death.
没救的男孩 Boy.
我可不为勒奈特感到可惜 I wouldn't wanna be in Lynette's shoes right now.
很难想象她正经历的一切 Can you imagine what she's going through?
他是她的儿子啊 I mean, he is her son,
她肯定要负上责任 so she's kind of responsible.
天哪 她应该感到内疚 God, the guilt she must be feeling.
大卫 怎么啦 Dave, what the hell?
你在流血 You-you're bleeding.
进屋来 我们处理一下伤口 Oh. Okay, come on. In the house. Let's get this cleaned up.
过来 Come here. Oh.
你想暗度陈仓把枪放回伊迪的家里吗 You're just gonna sneak it back into Edie's house?
你是不是疯啦 汤姆 你要继续叽叽歪歪 What, are you crazy? Tom, if you're gonna freak out,
那就去隔壁吧 我忙得很 can you do that in the other room? I'm kind of busy here.
我们这是怎么了 又要交保释金 What has happened to us? I mean, w-we're posting bail,
又要还回枪 我们怎么沦落到这步田地 returning stolen guns... When did this become our life?
一旦伊迪告发枪不见了 If Edie reports this gun missing,
警察再没头脑 you don't have to be the sharpest cop on the force
也知道是谁干的 to figure out where to start looking,
我们绝对不能让情况再恶化 and that's the last thing we need right now.
感谢上帝 勒奈特 Thank god for you, Lynette.
你总是能把乱子摆平 我尽量 You always know what to do in a crisis. Well, I try.
你是我坚强的后盾 勒奈特 你知道的 You're my rock. Lynette. You know that, don't you?
汤姆 你的后盾正在擦除枪上的指纹 Tom, your rock is trying to get fingerprints off a weapon.
让我专心干活 You mind?
谢谢 Thanks.
你们回来挺早的 出什么事了吗 You're home kind of early. Is everything okay?
上楼去 我一会儿进来 Go up to your room. I'll come in in a minute.
再好好修理你 We'll talk about what happened.
怎么了 What did happen?
M.J把热浆冰激凌扔向凯瑟琳 Well, M.J. Threw his hot fudge sundae at Katherine.
真的吗 Seriously?
太糟糕了 她还好吗 That's terrible. Is she okay?
她很不爽 Well, she's got nuts
拼命扯头发把奶油弄走 and whipped cream all in her hair,
前额还被一个塑料椰壳给罩住了 and that little plastic coconut bowl scratched her forehead.
苏珊 Susan.
不好意思 我想象的情景 I'm sorry. The... the image in my mind is
或许比真实场面还要好玩 probably way funnier than what actually happened.
M.J.干嘛要那样 Why did M.J. Do that?
我不知道 凯瑟琳和我在讨论 I don't know. Katherine and I were talking
圣诞假期去百慕大旅行 about spending Christmas in Bermuda,
她说她不太想去 and she said she didn't want to go,
因为她穿泳衣并不好看 'cause she thinks she doesn't look good in a bathing suit,
我说她很性感 几乎能上《体坛辣妹》的封面 and I said she could be on the cover of "sports illustrated,"
然后砰一下 M.J.就扔东西了 这是我听过的最糟糕的事了 and bam! M.J. Throws his dessert. That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
是啊 他才5岁 我是指你恭维她的那种方式 Well, he is only 5. No, I'm talking about that line you fed her.
《体坛辣妹》 "Sports illustrated"?
起个什么标题好 "中年人奥运会"吗 What's the issue about, the senior Olympics?
我去和M.J.谈谈 I'm going to talk to M.J.
我觉得她应该上《姑妈月刊》 I mean, I could see her
更合适些 on the cover of "menopause monthly."
现在看东西还不太清楚 Everything is still a little blurry.
我现在只能分辨出形状和光线 I can only make out, like, shapes and shadows.
但一周内 一切就会清晰可见 But in a week or so, everything should be clear as a bell.
简直就像发生了奇迹 Wow. The whole thing's like a miracle.
加布一直很贴心地照顾我 And Gaby has been so patient through all of this.
就像白衣天使一样 She's really been an angel.
该死的卡洛斯 你怎么了 弱智吗 Damn it, Carlos. What are you, a moron?
我听到了天堂的天使之音 Ah, I hear a little voice from heaven now.
干嘛不戴上黑色防护镜 Why aren't you wearing your blackout glasses?
医生说了 你眼睛不能暴露在光线下 The doctor says your eyes can't be exposed to any light.
我可承受不了丈夫再次失明 I can only handle my husband going blind once per marriage.
是我的棒球吗 Whoops. Was that my baseball?
是的 我捡起来了 感觉如何 很酷吧 Yeah. I got it. What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
是的 是圆的 Uh, yeah. It's... round.
仔细看看 是路.盖里亲笔签名(20年代棒球名将) Look at it. It was signed by Lou gehrig.
看看这里 Um... Oh, looky there.
路.盖里 Lou gehrig. Wow.
是我祖父传给我爸爸的传家宝 It was a gift passed down from my grandfather to my father
现在由我掌管 是吗 我怎么不知道 then to me. It was? I didn't know that.
我以为只是个普通的收藏物 I thought it was some stupid collectors item.
当然不是 当时缺钱我就是不让你卖 No. That's why I wouldn't let you sell it
这就是真正的原因 when we were low on cash.
卡洛斯 该点眼药水了 Uh, Carlos, I think it's time to put your eyedrops in.
快去吧 Why don't you go do that?
失陪 女士们 Excuse me, ladies.
别那样看我 我是不得已而为之 Oh, don't look at me that way. I did what I had to do.
加布 男人的签名棒球是不能卖的 Gaby, you never sell a man's autographed baseball.
汽车没钱换轮胎 The car needed tires.
当时怎知道他会重见光明 How was I supposed to know he was gonna get his sight back?
谁让他走狗屎运了 那你卖给谁了 I mean, of all the rotten luck. Who did you sell the ball to?
早就忘了 是个意大利人吧 I don't know. Some Italian guy.
麦克也是棒球迷 Hey, Mike's into baseball.
他肯定知道哪个路.盖里的粉丝能搞到签名 He must know someone who can track down this Lou gehrig guy
让他帮忙再弄一个 and get him to sign a new one.
有问题吗? What?
情况如何 有变化吗 法官开价码了 It's okay. What's going on? Is there news? The judge just set bail.
谢天谢地 多少钱 2万美元 Oh, thank god. How much? $20,000.
这太高了吧 我们去哪找这些钱 That's high. Where are we gonna get that kind of money?
我觉得我们可以调用我们的紧急资金 I guess we'll have to tap our emergency fund.
我们有1万4千美元存款 We've got 14 grand in there.
还有800多元的无息存款 We've got another 800 more in the Christmas club.
可以把这些钱攒起来 Look, we'll scrape it together.
哦 我的天 我要去趟餐馆 Oh, god. G... I gotta get to the restaurant.
勒奈特 能去银行处理一下吗 哦 当然可以 好的 谢谢 Lynette, can you go to the bank and take care of that? Oh, sure. Okay. Good. Thank you. Yeah.
好吧 那我就通知法官了 Okay, well, I'll notify the judge
你们准备保释 等等 留步 that you intend to post bail. Wait. Slow down.
怎么了 你是我的律师 What? You're my lawyer,
我说的话你会严格保密 对吗 so anything I tell you is in confidence, right?
技术角度讲 我是波特的律师 所以别 Well, technically, I'm Porter's lawyer, so don't...
听我说 没什么应急资金 Just go with me on this. There is no emergency fund.
我把钱给了安·希林 I gave that money to Anne schilling
让她离开 汤姆并不知道 so she'd leave town, and Tom has no idea.
好了 我就直说了吧 Okay, just so I have this straight,
你付钱让潜在证人跑路 you paid off a potential witness to get her to flee?
嘿 你到底是谁的律师 Hey. Whose lawyer are you anyway?
再说一次 是波特的 我该怎么办 我去哪弄这些保释金 Again, I'm Porter's... What am I supposed to do? Where am I gonna get that bail money?
你可以去找担保机构借 用你的房子做抵押 You could go to a bail bondsman, put up the house as collateral.
不行 房子的贷款够多了 No. The house is mortgaged to the teeth.
好吧 不是还有个餐馆嘛 Well, there is the restaurant.
我想我没得选择了 I guess I have no other choice.
在次重申 这些都是最高机密 But again, this is all in the strictest confidence.
记住 你是我的律师 不是汤姆的 Remember, you are my lawyer, not Tom's.
事实上 勒奈特 我是 Actually, Lynette, I'm...
闭嘴 Shut up!
你瞧 它属于我丈夫的祖父 So you see, it belonged to my husband's grandfather,
所以我不能把它要回来 and if I don't get it back,
我就要遭人抛弃了 I am telling you, I'm gonna be in the crapper.
抛弃 Crapper.
什么意思 What does that mean?
就是"不行"的意思 对不起了 Means "no way." I'm sorry.
拜托 这很重要 Oh, please. This is important.
什么 他说什么 Va bene. Va bene. What? What's he saying?
他想看你跳舞 He'd like to watch you dance...
什么 What?
在桌子上面 On the table.
是嘛 你知道什么 Yeah, you know what?
关于这个问题 我会非常肯定的说"不行" I'm gonna have to call a big, fat... On that one.
嘿 勒奈特 嘿 Oh. Hi, Lynette. Hey.
波特的事真遗憾 So sorry about Porter.
有什么要帮忙的 好了 事实上 我想借伊迪的黄色运动衫 If there's anything that we can do... Well, actually, I wanted to borrow Edie's yellow sweater
为了传讯而用 for the, uh, arraignment.
哦 是嘛 Oh. Yeah.
对不起 伊迪现在不在 Sorry. Edie's not here.
那好 我能上去自己拿吗 Well, is it okay if I go up and get it?
好吧 Yeah.
当然 来吧 Sure. Go ahead.
谢谢 Thanks.
拜托 你必须离开 Please. You have to leave.
这不是时候 对吧 This isn't a good time, okay?
好 我明天去见你 Fine. I'll... I'll come see you tomorrow.
我仍然爱你 Just know that I still love you,
永远不变 and that'll never change.
永远不变 Never change.
好了 我首先要说的是 在社交场所见面 Well, let me start by saying, it's so nice to see you
我倍感荣幸 康米尼斯医生 in a social setting, Dr. Cominis.
拜托 叫我亚历克斯好了 Oh, please. I insist you call me Alex now.
那好吧 亚历克斯 All right then, Alex.
看看你们两个 坐的这么远 Oh, look at you two, sitting so far apart.
坐到一起 Scootch over.
呃 妈 不必坐那么近 Uh, mom, w-we... we don't need to scootch.
好了 我只是想让你知道 如果你要亲近亚历克斯 Well, I just want you to know, if you need to scootch, Alex,
我是不介意的 I am okay with scootching and...
其它什么也不会介意 The rest of it.
妈 感谢你的宽容大度 Uh, look, mom, as much as we appreciate your tolerance,
我们回到家里才亲热 uh, we can wait until we get home to make out.
好了 我只是想让你们知道 Well, I just want you boys to know
我接受你们的生活方式 that I am comfortable with your lifestyle.
现在谁想喝草莓代基里酒 Now who would like a strawberry daiquiri?
你约了人吗 Are... are you expecting someone?
好的 我和奥森认为 Well, Orson and I thought it would be nice
特别时刻应与好友共享 to share this special occasion with some dear friends.
鲍勃和李 什么 你是要添乱不成 Bob and Lee? What, are you sponsoring a float?
布里 你给大家介绍一下 Bree, you handle the introductions,
我去看看晚饭好了没有 and I will check on dinner.
鲍勃·亨特 李·麦克德莫特 这位是 Bob hunter, Lee mcdermott, I would like you to meet.
安德鲁新生活的伴侣 亚历克斯·康米尼斯医生 Andrew's new life partner, Dr. Alex cominis.
嗨 一个医生 Hi. Ooh. A doctor.
他是个整形外科医生 你听说过吗 鲍勃 He's a plastic surgeon. Mm-hmm. You hear that, Bob?
我很满意自己的眼睛 你想多了 I like my eyes the way they are. You're so touchy. Hi.
我们见过吗 Have we met?
没有印象 Not that I recall.
不 我们见过 但我想不起在哪 No, we have. I-I can't think where, though.
听说很多人都去健身房 I hear the gym is a popular meeting place.
不 不是那里 我的错 No, it's not that. Oh!
我一定是把你和某人给搞混了 My mistake. I must... I must have you confused with someone else.
晚餐好了 Dinner's ready.
开饭吧 Shall we?
等等 你认识那个家伙吗 Not so fast. Do you know that guy?
当然 Yes.
我的天 你说的对 就是他 Oh, my god. You're right. It is him. Mm-hmm.
卡洛斯 怎么了 Carlos, what's wrong?
加布 我能看见他们了 Gaby, I can see them.
什么 我能分辨出颜色和形状了 What?! I can make out colors and shapes.
视觉慢慢清晰了 Everything's starting to come into focus.
我的天 太棒了 Oh, my god. That's wonderful! Oh!
瞧瞧我的女儿们 Look at all my girls.
你说的对 她长得不像妈妈 Oh, you're right. She does look like mama.
我告诉过你的 爸爸 你能看我跳舞了 Oh, I told you. Daddy, now you can watch me dance.
我知道 我等不及了 难以置信 I know. I can't wait. Oh, it's amazing.
我差不多能看清东西了 I can make out almost everything...
壁炉 我们的餐桌 The fireplace, our dining table.
我们从希腊买的那幅油画在哪 Where's the painting that we bought in Greece?
我几个月前不得已给卖了 Oh. I had to sell it a few months ago
为了偿还抵押贷款 对不起 so I could make the mortgage. I'm sorry.
那些不重要 我能看见我的家人了 Mm. I don't care about things. I can see my family.
这才是最重要的 That's what's important.
真的吗 这让我好受多了 Really? That makes me feel so much better.
你是不会相信那些 You wouldn't believe all the stupid things
我担心过的蠢事的 比如说 I've been worried about. Like what?
太愚蠢了 我把你的那个棒球给卖了 Oh, it's silly. I sold that baseball of yours.
但你说的对 你能看见了 这才是最重要的 But you're right. You can see, and that's all that matters.
你卖了我卢·格里克的棒球 You sold my Lou gehrig baseball?
是的 但只是个东西而已 你不会在意东西的 Yeah, but it's just a thing. We don't care about things.
没错 但是它是我父亲的 Right, right. But it was my father's
祖传的东西 and his father's before him.
是的 我知道 但 Yeah, and I know that now, but...
胡安妮塔 给你爸跳个舞 Juanita, dance for your dad.
胡安妮塔 带上你妹妹 Juanita, actually, why don't you take your sister
去厨房拿点饼干 and, uh, go to the kitchen and get some cookies?
我马上也过去 I'll be there in a minute.
这是很特别的一天 This is a very special day for all of us,
所以我不会生气 so I'm not gonna get mad.
我只想说我不知道 Uh, I'm just gonna say that I don't know
你这个蠢货经历了什么 what was going through that featherhead of yours,
但我想要回我的棒球 明白没 but I want that baseball back. Got it?
正是这个蠢货经营了这个家长达5年 Hey, this featherhead kept this family afloat for five years.
你不知道我为了 You have no idea what I had to do
打理这个家所做的一切 听着 有两个东西我让你不要卖掉 to keep this roof over our heads. Look, there were two things that I asked you not to sell...
我的棒球和我的手表 我可没卖你的手表 My baseball and my watch. I didn't sell your watch.
只是你没从我的手腕上摘下来 你个小毛贼 加布 你骗了我 Only because you couldn't get it off my wrist, you little thief. Gaby, you lied.
我要我的棒球 你得给我弄回来 I want that baseball back, and you're gonna get it.
你想冲我竖中指吧 And you might want to lower the middle finger.
我可看得见 知道吗 I can see now, remember?
是啊 妈的 Right. Damn.
布里 这无疑是我一生中 Bree, that was hands-down
吃过的最好吃的晚餐 你真会说话 the best dinner I've ever had in my life. You are so sweet.
你要知道 布里可是美景镇头号宴席筹办者 You know, Bree is the number one caterer in Fairview.
没错 你们筹办婚礼吗 Oh, that's right. Do you do weddings?
我其实什么都说 Ow! I wasn't gonna say anything.
说什么 Say anything about what?
没什么 没什么 Uh, nothing. Nothing.
我们总得告诉他们的 We're gonna have to tell them sometime.
天哪 你们两个 Oh, my goodness, are you two...
是 是的 我们 我们打算结婚了 Yes, yes. We're... We're getting married.
我讨厌你 And I hate you.
我的天 恭喜你们 Oh, my god. Congratulations.
我的天 Oh, my god. Yay.
看他们有多高兴 为什么要保密呢 Wow. See how excited they are? Why would you
我打算筹划关于这次婚礼的一切事宜 wanna keep it a secret? I am gonna handle everything for this wedding.
这就是原因 That's why.
现在让我抱抱"女婿" Now let me give my new son-in-law a hug.
又有笑柄了 Butt out.
好了 请允许我 Well, if you'll excuse me,
去拿美味的派 I am going to go get a pie that you are going to love.
你们俩过来帮帮我 And you two are going to help me.
好了 你们两个 你们怎么回事 All right, you two, what is going on?
你在说什么 别装傻 What are you talking about? Don't give me that.
你们一晚上都在交头接耳 You've been whispering to each other all night.
显然你们认识亚历克斯 怎么认识的 这不重要 You obviously know Alex. How? It's not important.
这人将跟我儿子结婚 The man is going to marry my son.
如果你们知道什么 应该告诉我 If there is something about him I should know,
现在我就想听 拜托 I want to hear it now, please.
我想我们在成人电影中见过他 We think we saw him in... An adult movie.
用"成人"这个字眼 是说他复杂和世故吗 By "adult," you mean complex and sophisticated?
不 是同性恋色情的意思 No, we mean gay porn.
什么 What?
我们看过这部电影 《后防线》 We saw this movie, "rear deployment."
所有演员都演士兵 All the actors played soldiers.
鲍勃喜欢制服诱惑 所以 谢谢 Bob likes uniforms, so... Oh, thank you.
不 不 不 这不是真的 No, no, no. This can't possibly be true.
这人是个医生 你们确定吗 The man is a doctor. Are you sure?
好吧 我们可能记错了 Well, we might be wrong.
不可能 我们上个月租的 No. We rented it last month.
我们还付了租赁延期费 We paid the late charges.
相信我 就是他 Trust me. That's him.
我认为他们做虚假广告 I just don't think they should advertise something
吹嘘货物能受用终身 with a lifetime guarantee if it's gonna break
结果4个月就坏了 或许四个月你用开瓶器的次数 after four months. Or maybe you used your corkscrew as much in four months
跟别人一辈子一样多 想过这个原因吗 as most people do in a lifetime. Ever think of that?
你妈妈总抨击比她漂亮的人 Your mommy lashes out at people prettier than she is.
你发现了吗 You ever notice that?
你好 Hi.
各位好 Hey.
凯瑟琳 你好 多漂亮的上衣啊 Hey, Katherine. What a cute top.
那么 你们要去哪 So, uh, where you guys off to?
打保龄球 快 拿上你的外套 Bowling. Come on, buddy. Let's get your jacket.
顺便说一句 不会再给你惹麻烦了 By the way, uh, I don't think you're gonna have any problem.
我训过M.J.了 I had a little talk with M.J.
我想也是 Sure you did.
那样说是什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
要是你不对我和麦克的交往说三道四 It means things will be a lot easier with M.J.
我和M.J.相处起来就会轻松得多 If you weren't talking trash about me and Mike dating.
什么 我没有说三道四 What? I don't do that.
是吗 M.J.之前一直都很喜欢我 Really? M.j. Always liked me before,
然后我和麦克开始约会 and then I start seeing Mike,
然后突然之间 我就焦头烂额了 and suddenly, I'm taking incoming rocky road.
好了 我们去打保龄球了 再见了 女士们 All right. Let's go knock over some pins. See you, ladies.
好的 再见 Okay. Bye.
怎么了 What?
我从来没说过他们半句坏话 I have never said a negative word about them dating ever.
我相信 只是 无须明说 I believe you. It's just... You don't have to say anything.
你对她的态度 It's the way you act when she's around.
孩子们会见样学样的 Kids pick up on that stuff.
你说我的行为举止是指什么 What do you mean, the way I act?
"凯瑟琳 多漂亮的上衣啊" "Oh, Katherine, what a cute top."
孩子的理解是... "贱人 Kid translation... "have a nice time
和我前夫一起好好打保龄球吧" at the bowling alley with my ex, whore."
好吧 现在这种局面 Okay. It-it's a little uncomfortable,
的确不太愉快 this whole situation.
我是说 如果我的行为误导了M.J. I mean, if M.J.'S picking up on it,
我要怎么来补救呢 how am I supposed to fix that?
我可没说过要你去补救 Well, I didn't say anything about fixing it.
两个好朋友之间的淫秽之争 Two of my friends involved in a nasty catfight...
最让我津津乐道的 I live for that stuff.
谢谢你的开瓶器 Thanks for the corkscrew.
好了 宝贝 够紧了吗 There you go, sweetie. Is that tight enough?
可能吧 I guess.
怎么了 怎么打那么久电话 What is going on? Why were you on the phone so long?
苏珊要过来 什么 为什么 Um, Susan's coming. What? Why?
她想让M.J.看看 我们能愉快相处 Well, she wants M.J. To see us all having a good time together.
也许能让他更快接受我们的关系 That way, he might be more accepting of you and me.
真希望这不是个坏主意 I suppose it's not a terrible idea.
我认为这是个好主意 Well, I think it's a good idea.
她觉得也许误导了MJ She feels like she's been sending the wrong signals,
所以她想进行补救 and she wants to make up for it.
她愿意这样做是好的 Well, it's nice of her to try,
只是她这样费尽心思 大动干戈的为了... but just how much of a show was she planning to put on for...
大家好 Hey, everybody!
准备好共度美妙时光了吗 Are we ready to have the best time ever?
太有趣了 你赢了吗 This is so much fun! Did you win?
别摔下来 我可不背你回家 Don't fall down, okay? I'm not carrying you home.
我很好 别担心了 I'm fine. Stop worrying.
你 Hey.
看看谁刚被保释出来了 Look who just got bailed out.
你可真有种 小鬼 You got a lot of balls, kid.
你搞我老婆 毁我家庭 You nail my wife, you break up my family,
还砸了我的生意 you burn down my business.
我没放火烧你的酒吧 I didn't burn down your club.
你尽管来控告我吧 我不会进监狱的 And you can accuse me all you want, but I'm not going to jail.
如果我是你 我倒宁愿蹲牢房 If I were you, I'd want to go there.
那里可安全多了 It's a hell of a lot safer.
否则 某一天 Otherwise, someday,
你放学回家 you'll be walking home from school
或在你朋友家做功课时 or work or your buddy's house,
你就会 and you'll just...
消失 Disappear.
如果他们问起来 Poof! And if they ask me about it,
你知道我会怎么说吗 you know what I'm gonna tell 'em?
我当时正在看电影 I was at the movies.
好好享受你的自由吧 Enjoy your freedom.
所以只要对准正中间 好的 Um, so right down the middle... Okay.
就不会有滚沟球 没错 No gutter balls. Right.
他们相处的真不错 对吧 They're getting along great, huh?
不客气 You're welcome.
我承认 你在场确实帮了大忙 Hey. I admit it. You being here does seem to be helping.
不客气 You're welcome.
好了 算了吧 Okay, let it go. All right.
看看他 God, look at him.
记得他以前用那些儿童球吗 Remember when he needed one of those little kiddie balls
像甜瓜那么大 现在他长这么大了 我知道 the size of a cantaloupe? He's getting so big. I know.
知道吗 你买的那件小马运动衫 他已经穿不下了 You know, that colts Jersey you bought him doesn't fit anymore.
不会吧 天啊 No. God.
我要试试看了 I'm gonna try it.
当年我们从医院抱回来的小家伙 How did that little peewee we brought back
怎么变成长那么大了 from the hospital turn into this bruiser? Mm.
麦克 我需要你 我又出现分瓶了 Mike, I need you. I got another split.
我是怎么说瞄准球的呢 What did I say about aiming the ball?
我不记得了 过来示范一下 I don't remember. Come show me.
马上来 Um, be right there.
啊 Aah! Aah! Ah! Ow! Aah!
你在这儿啊 Hey there.
有空吗 Do you have a second?
哪来的 Now where did you get that?
一家我再也不会去的音像店 A video store I will never return to.
你注意到没 这电影里的主角之一是 Are you aware that one of the stars of this film is...
对 我知道亚历克斯拍电影的事 妈 Yes. I know about Alex's movie, mom.
你知道 You do?
对 他老早就告诉我了 Yeah. He told me a long time ago.
他称那是有生以来 最大的错误 He calls it the biggest mistake he's ever made.
他怎么会 Why would he...
那时他交不起医学院的学费 Well, he couldn't afford the tuition to med school,
然后有个所谓的导演相中了他 and he was approached by this so-called director,
所以 他 and well, he...
无论如何 要是你能守口如瓶 Anyway, I would appreciate it
我将感激不尽 if you didn't let on that you know.
你对此无所谓吗 And you're okay with this?
对 你知道 我是说 Yeah. Well, you know, I mean,
咱俩都清楚 我的过去也不一般 we both know that I have sort of an interesting past myself.
所以 你知道 So, you know, uh,
自身有短 莫怪他人 glass houses, stones.
更不用说 事实上 Not to mention the fact that I-I love him...
我深爱着他 Very much.
所以 So...
他是你的真命天子吗 He's the one?
是的 妈妈 Yes, mom.
即便有段龌龊过去 他也是我的真命天子 Even with his sordid past, he's the one.
你为什么拿这录像来 Why did you bring this here?
你就要跟他结婚了 You're going to marry him.
我以为他没跟你说清实情 I thought he wasn't being honest with you.
我想保护你 所以我 I wanted to protect you, so I...
所以你想插手我的感情生活 So you decided to meddle in my love life?
对 Yes.
你知道吗 妈妈 You know what, mom?
这可能是你为我做的 This might be about the nicest thing
最好的事情 you've ever done for me.
过来 Come here.
我是说 不是所有男生敢说 I mean, not every boy can say that
他的母亲为了他们 会去租GV his mother's willing to rent gay porn for them.
对 你提醒我了 得在三点前还回去 Yes. Which reminds me, that needs to be back by 3:00.
你能不能 当然 能帮你省滞纳金呢 Could you? Absolutely. Uh, you gotta avoid those late fees.
知道吗 要是你想 Oh, you know, um, you know, I can have Alex
我帮让亚历克斯签名 autograph this for you if you want.
还回去就行了 Just take it back.
索利斯太太 可以您效劳吗 Oh, Mrs. Solis, may I help you with something?
把你老板找来 Get your boss.
给你 There.
你把它找回来了 You got it back.
喔 你怎么一瘸一拐的 Wow. Why are you limping?
从桌上摔下来的 不想提了 Fell off a table. Don't want to talk about it.
怎么这么久 我只想在庭训前 What took you so long? I just wanted to coach Porter a little bit
指导下波特 他干吗呢 before the arraignment. What's he doing?
他想一个人待会儿 He needed some time to himself.
法庭上见 I'll meet you inside.
你们该给他点独处的时间 You might want to give him a moment.
我想他挺紧张的 I think he's pretty nervous.
那是因为 他是普雷斯顿 That's because he's Preston.
什么 What?
靠 Oh, crap!
你们好 妈 爸 Hey, mom, dad.
你好 普雷斯顿 Hey, Preston.
你知道了 Aw, you know?
我们当然知道 搞什么 波特呢 Of course we know. What the hell is going on? Where's Porter?
他跑路了 什么 He took off. What?!
他怕极了 不知道该怎么办 Uh... He was scared out of his mind. He didn't know what to do,
所以他出城了 问我能不能 so he left town and asked me if I'd help him
替他争取点时间 你知道这有多严重吗 我们已经交保 give him a head start. Do you have any idea how bad this is? We had to post bail.
要是法官发现波特溜出城 If the judge finds out Porter skipped town,
我们就会失去 很多很多 we're gonna lose... a lot.
伙计们 他们叫我们了 知道吗 法官立马就会清楚了 Guys. Guys, they're calling us. Well, you know what? He's gonna find out right now,
因为你不能进去 because you are not going in there.
与其冒我两个孩子 I'd rather forfeit the bail
都进监狱的风险 我宁愿失掉保释金 than risk having two of my kids go to jail. Tom...
汤姆 不 鲍勃会跟法官讲清一切 No, Bob will just tell the judge what happened.
我们会顶住打击 继续生活 钱乃身外之物 We'll take the hit and we'll go forward. It's just money.
不光是钱的问题 It's not just money.
你说什么啊 What are you talking about?
快点 该我们了 Hey. Come on. We're up.
好吧 听着 Okay, look...
你知道你总说 You know how you're always saying
我知道怎么应对紧急事件 I know what to do in a crisis?
对 我们就这么办 你别添乱 Yeah. Here's what we're gonna do. You... no questions.
你现在就是波特 You... you're Porter now.
咱们进去吧 Let's go in.
快来 快来 Come on. Come on.
喜欢吗 很美 这衣服从哪来的 You like it? It's beautiful. Where'd it come from?
我今天买的 送给你 I bought it today. It's yours.
什么 What?
我们买不起这个 We can't afford this.
我把那棒球卖了 I sold the baseball.
你从没告诉我 日子过的这么难 You never told me things had gotten so bad.
你又瞎又急 You were blind and depressed.
我不想雪上加霜 I didn't wanna add to it.
谢谢你 把我们照顾的这么好 Thank you for taking such good care of us.
我打算用我余生来报答你 I plan on spending the rest of my life making it up to you.
我明天一早就去卖我的手表 Mm. First thing tomorrow I'm selling my watch
好给你买些配这礼服的新鞋子 so I can buy you some new shoes to go with that dress.
我该告诉你 手表是赝品 You should know that watch is a knockoff.
两年前 我把真的卖钱修屋顶了 I sold the real one two years ago to get the roof fixed.
凯瑟琳的脚怎么样了 So how is Katherine's foot?
她脚趾头又红又紫 Well, she's kinda got a psychedelic toenail,
不过她不会有事的 but she'll be fine...
你造的孽 也不能因此得到原谅 小先生 Which doesn't excuse what you did, mister.
怎么了 What's going on?
宝贝儿 要是你担心我会为 Sweetie, if you're worried that I don't like
爸爸跟凯瑟里在一起不开心 大可不必 your daddy spending time with Katherine, don't be.
我觉得 那样挺好的 I think it's great.
可他们不能在一起 But they can't be together.
为什么 Why not?
因为你和妈妈就要和好了 'Cause you and mommy are getting back together.
什么 What?
是妈妈说的 That's what mommy said.
我有个主意 Um... Hey, I've got an idea.
你干吗不去弄张"早日康复"卡给凯瑟琳 Why don't you go make a get well card for Katherine's foot?
好吧 Okay.
好的 Okay.
我有办法解释 我发誓 I can totally explain this. I swear.
我听着呢 I'm listening.
那是 我不知道 你搬出去一个月后吧 It was... I don't know, uh, about a month after you moved out.
是上床的时间了 It was bedtime.
我要给他读书听 可他只想要你 I was trying to read to him, but he only wanted you.
他哭的那么伤心 And he was crying so hard,
一直问我 你会不会再回来 and he kept asking me if you were ever coming back,
后来我就 and so I finally...
说也许你会的 Said maybe you would.
我只是不想他那么难过 I just didn't want him to be so sad.
苏珊 我都不知道他还记得 Oh, Susan. I didn't even think he'd remembered it.
他当然记得 你怎么能那么说呢 Of course he remembers it. How could you say that to him?
因为我们从未挑明 Because we have never said it.
什么 What?
我们从没望着对方的眼睛 We've never looked each other in the eye
说我们不可能 and said that there is no chance
再复合了 we are ever getting back together.
好吧 O-Okay.
也许我们没那么说过 可一切都过去了 Maybe we haven't, but we moved on.
是吗 Did we?
苏珊 你说什么呢 Susan, what are you doing?
你有杰克逊 我有凯瑟琳 You're with Jackson now. I'm with Katherine.
你这是何必呢 What are you doing?
我不知道 我 I don't know. I...
你从没想过 我们可能复合吗 You don't ever think about it?
我得去看看凯瑟琳 I've gotta go check on Katherine.
置身一片黑暗 是何其可怕的事情 It's an awful thing to live in darkness,
不能眼见别人 熟视无睹的事情 unable to see what others take for granted.
可要是我们足够幸运 黑暗得以弥散 But if we are lucky, the darkness lifts
我们终能得见 and we can finally see
我们太太做出的隐秘牺牲 the secret sacrifices made by our wives...
我们母亲迈出的惊人一步 The surprising progress made by our mothers...
或是我们所作所为 Or the unintended consequences
招致的无法预期的后果 of our own actions.
可有些人 选择黑暗 But there are those who prefer the darkness,
因为漆黑中 他们得以一叶障目 because there, they see only what they choose to see.
我知道看起来 I know it must seem like
我好像忘了你们 I've forgotten about you,
可你们得知道 我无时不刻都在想你们 but you have to know, I think about you every day.
我为你们而生 永远不变 I live for you, just like always.
可我有我的计划 But I have a plan,
所以我希望 你们能再等些时日 so I hope you can wait a little longer.
我很快就能跟你们在一起了 I'll be with you soon,
但首先 麦克·德尔非诺 but first Mike Delfino has to pay
得为把你们从我身边夺走 付出代价 for taking you away from me,
我得找准时机下手 and I need just the right moment to do it.
他毁了我的至爱 He destroyed what I loved the most,
我希望他 也体会那种剜心之痛 and I want him to feel that hurt.
我要他失去 我曾失去的所有 I want him to lose what I lost.