前情提要... Previously on...
加布的新房客... gaby's new tenant...
我看到你们有房间要出租 I understand you got a room to rent.
我们很喜欢你 We like you.
如果你打算租全年 我们就更喜欢你了 If you have first and last months' rent, we'd like you even more.
暗藏着凶险的秘密 Came with a dangerous secret.
我是你的爸爸 I'm your father.
韦恩的归来对Katherine来说 是个大麻烦 Wayne's return meant trouble for katherine.
她不了解你 我却很了解 She doesn't know you, but I do.
Rick餐厅的火灾和你有关系么？ Did you have anything to do with the fire at rick's restaurant?
勒奈特想提醒汤姆注意Kayla... Lynette tried to warn tom about kayla...
恐怕我们养了一个 严重的问题少女 I think we have a seriously troubled young girl.
在奥森脆弱的时候 他选错了哭诉的对象 And in his time of weakness, orson chose the wrong shoulder to cry on.
我觉得...这样不行... I don'T... think...
说的对 you're right.
那个在后来尽人皆知的事件 the incident-- as it would come to be known--
发生在周二下午 happened late on a tuesday afternoon.
目击者包括一位老太太... Witnesses included an old woman...
一位盲人... a blind man...
和一个小男孩 and a young boy.
那位听力大不如前的老太太 The old woman, whose hearing was not what it used to be,
看见布里 霍奇心烦意乱的 从房子里走出来 saw bree hodge emerge from her house in a way that told her she was upset about something.
听觉变得灵敏的盲人听到伊蒂说... The blind man, whose hearing had become more acute, heard edie say...
嘿 布里 过得如何？ oh, hey, bree. What's up?
这说明伊蒂没料到会出什么问题 In a way that suggested edie wasn't expecting any trouble.
那个还不到11岁的男孩听到 布里 霍奇说... The young boy, who was not yet 11, heard bree hodge say...
我看到你吻了 我的丈夫 I saw you kissing my husband.
但孩子还不明白 为什么有人因为 亲吻而感到愤怒 But he couldn't understand why someone would be angry about kisses,
他以为 大人们都爱接吻 which he thought grown-ups liked.
在老太太装模作样地修剪 已经修剪过的树丛时 As the old woman pretended to clip hedges she'd already clipped,
看到她邻居们的肢体语言发生了变化 she saw the body language of her neighbors change.
盲人更深入地去听 听到布里说... As the blind man listened in, he heard bree say...
你到底在想什么 伊蒂? 我们本来是朋友啊 what were you thinking, edie? We're supposed to be friends.
我们是朋友 我对奥森不感兴趣 We are friends. I am not interested in orson.
男孩听到伊蒂还说... The young boy then heard edie add...
那么就别像个泼妇！ so stop acting like such a bitch!
居然还包括一个 他不能使用的词 Which included a word he was not allowed to use.
接着老太太看到布里 霍奇 攥紧了拳头 The old woman then saw bree hodge clench her fist.
紧接着 盲人听到了一个耳光... A second later, the blind man heard a slap...
小男孩看到伊蒂摸着自己的脸颊 and the young boy saw edie grab her cheek.
两个女人不欢而散 As the two women parted company,
所有目击这一事件的人 都有了这样的想法... a thought occurred to all those who had witnessed the incident...
此时此刻 在平静的紫藤巷 that right there on peaceful wisteria lane,
一条战线已经拉开... the battle lines had been drawn, and someone...
有人要倒霉了 was going to get hurt.
绝望主妇 第四季 第15集 Desperate Housewives Season04 Episode15
每年五月第二个周日 It happens the second sunday of every may.
孩子们购买漂亮的花束 Children purchase tasteful bouquets...
送出含情脉脉的卡片 sign sentimentalards...
或是自制首饰... and create homemade jewelry...
都是为了献给... all in an attempt to honor that woman known simply...
母亲 as mother.
嘿 妈妈 宝贝 Hey, mama. hey, baby.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my gosh!
这就是我的儿媳妇吗？ Is this my daughter-in-law?
快让我抱抱 well, I'm gonna hug her.
见到你很高兴 It's nice to meet you.
哦 老天啊 好啦 Oh, my goodness! Oh, okay.
我儿子说的对 oh, my son was right.
你真是美丽至极 You are the prettiest thing!
迈克尔 我这就能接受她了 Michael, I'm just taken with her.
好啊 谢谢你 Oh, well, good. Thank you.
来吧 妈妈 把东西放进去 Come on, mama. Let's get you unpacked.
是的 我给你带了个礼物 来吧 Oh, yes, let's do, 'cause I brought you a present. let's go. Come on.
都是菜谱 it's all recipes.
可不是一般的菜谱 Not just any recipes.
其中有些 在北部侵略我们的时候 就已经在我们家族里了 Some of these have been in my family since before the war of northern aggression.
你的意思 是说南北战争吗？ You mean the civil war?
就是我说的 没别的意思 I mean what I mean.
好吧... Um, well...
也许麦克没告诉你 我的厨艺糟透了 I guess mike didn't tell you that i'm, uh, really not a cook.
不 他告诉我了 Oh, no, he told me.
正因此 我才把菜谱给你 我还要教你做这些菜 That's why I gave you these recipes, and I'm gon' teach you how to make 'em, too.
这样不是很好吗 亲爱的？ Isn't that nice, honey?
我奶奶告诉我 一个好女人应该 入得厨房 my meemaw always told me that a lady should be a chef in the kitchen,
出得厅堂 荡妇在床 a maid in the living room and a whore in the bedroom.
迈克尔告诉我 你只具备了其中的一点 and michael says you've only got one of those covered,
所以 我来帮你做到另外两点 so I'm gon' help you with the other two.
我离开下 Excuse me.
她不会在"荡妇"这一点帮我吧？ the one she won't be helping me with-- please tell me it's "whore."
我占电脑 没门!我刚在校车上就说了 I call the computer. no way! I called it on the bus.
孩子们 等一下 Guys, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
来见个人 There's somebody I want you to meet.
这是多兰医生 嘿 小朋友们 我是Joshua This is dr. Dolan. Hey, guys. I'm joshua.
他将会和我们住一段日子进行观察 就像一家人一样 He's gonna hang out and watch us, you know, be a family.
为什么？ Why?
因为最近 我们出了一些...问题 Because we've had a couple of... problems lately.
我的职责就是找出这些问题的原因 And my job is to find out what's causing those problems,
我就能帮你们 让这个家更团结 and then I can help you be a stronger family.
那我们可以一边让这个家更团结 一边打"帝国时代3"吗？ Can we be a stronger family while playing "age of empires iii"?
当然啦 我也想学学怎么玩这个游戏 Yeah, sure. I wanna learn how to play that game.
去玩吧 我一会就加入你们 Go get started. I'll join you in a minute.
我很喜欢你所说的 让这个家更团结 so I like what you said about making the family stronger,
正如我说的 你需要注意Kayla but as I told you, kayla's the one you wanna focus on.
我希望能看得全面一些 well, I prefer to look at the big picture.
一个不和谐家庭可以造就问题少年 You see, if a family is dysfunctional, it can lead to a child with problems.
是的 或者一个问题少年 可以让家庭不和 Yeah, or a ild with problems can lead to a dysfunctial family.
是凯拉唆使我的孩子放火 还有从房顶上跳下来 I mean, kayla's the one that got my kids to light a fire and jump off the roof.
亲爱的 听起来 多兰医生有 自己的计划 Honey, it--it sounds like dr. Dolan has, um, kind of a plan here.
我知道 只是... I understand. It just seems like...
由于每小时收取140美元 我们最好开门见山地说 at $140 an hour, we could skip straight to the part
你就去和凯拉谈谈 让她不要再这么坏了 where you sit down with kayla and tell her to stop being so evil.
妈咪? 怎么了？ Mommy? Yeah?
我忘了把这个给你了 I forgot to give you something.
这是幅画 我在学校画的 It's a drawing I made for you in school.
哦 谢谢你 太漂亮了 Oh, well, thank you. It's beautiful. Thank you.
她从没这么干过 she never does this.
住手 我们要等艾莉 她有个顾客 快弄好了 Don'T. We're waiting for ellie. She's finishing up with a customer.
或许她给那人纹身完了之后 Well, maybe when she's done tattooing him,
可以在我的额头纹上 "请勿拍打盲人" she can put "stop hitting the blind guy" on my forehead.
我最近很少打你了 You know, I've been hitting you a lot less lately,
我可没看到 你因此夸过我 and I don't feel like I'm getting enough credit for that.
你说得对 我真是个坏丈夫 You're right. I'm a bad husband.
我说真的 我们相处得越来越好 你没注意到么？ No, seriously. We're getting along better. Have you noticed that?
是的 也许是因为艾莉吧 Yeah, I think it's because of ellie.
我觉得也是 Me, too.
她在房子里 我们不可能吵架 It's impossible to aue with her in the house.
她逗我们大笑 时不时帮我照顾一下你 She makes us laugh. She takes you off my hands every once in a while.
而且 她还帮着收拾家里 Plus, she's always helping around the house.
昨天 她主动擦了所有的窗子 I mean, yesterday, without even being asked, she washed all the windows.
她太好了 She's amazing.
真不知道 她哪来这么多精力 I don't know where she gets all her energy.
好了 我们清了 Okay, so we're square.
哥们 下周你一定要给我联系 我要进一批很棒的货 Dude, you gotta call me next week. I got some great stuff coming in.
好的 All right.
艾莉 饭要凉了！ ellie, it's getting cold!
我马上下来！ I'll be rit down!
我该从后门溜出去么？ So should I sneak out the back?
别 是我的房东 她挺好的 Oh, no. That's my landlady. She's cool.
她知道你贩毒？ She knows you're dealing?
也没好到那种程度 Well, she's not that cool.
嘿 伙计们！ oh, hey, guys!
你们在上面好久 我能看看纹身么？ You were up there a while. Can I see it?
她是指你的纹身 Um, she-- she means the tattoo.
我很想让你看看... I would love for you to see it...
不过 位置有点靠下 but it's kind of down south.
哦 在他的...上面 明白了 Oh, on his... got it.
疼不疼啊？ does it hurt?
没事 It's okay.
艾莉给了我一些止疼的东西 Ellie gave me something for the pain.
美景镇有着顶级的教育环境 And fairview has a top-rated school district, which, uh...
几年之后你们就会觉得特别值得 you'll appreciate in a couple of years.
进来看看里边吧 Well, come on in. I'll show you the inside.
你先去吧 亲爱的 我等马克睡醒 You go ahead, honey. I'll wait until mark wakes up from his nap.
好的 我们进去看一下 嗯 All right, we'll see you in a minute. okay.
我叫布里 霍奇 I'm bree hodge.
我是劳伦·巴克斯特 幸会 Lauren baxter. Nice to meet you.
你们想搬到这里么？ So are you thinking of moving onto the lane?
是的 这幢房子正是我们想找的 Yes. This house is exactly what we've been looking for.
冒昧地问一下 这里的治安如何？ Do you mind if I ask-- is it a safe neighborhood?
这里治安倒是很好 Oh, yes, the neighborhood's safe.
但是你们的售房小姐 未必能得到同样的评价 I wish I could say the same for your real estate agent.
啊 什么意思？ Well, what do you mean?
这是什么？ What is this?
你留在打印机上的 You left it in the printer.
这是个房屋清单 It's a house listing.
是啊 在巴尔的摩的房子 Yeah, for a house in baltimore.
到时候你就见到了 还有游泳池和花园 Yeah, waitill you see it. It's got a pool and a garden.
都是因为爸爸 对吧？ This is about dad, isn't it?
我这么做是为了保护咱们 I'm doing this to protect us.
我们不需要这种保护 他变了 We don't need to be protecteD. He's changed.
都是装的 亲爱的 你现在还看不出来 但早晚会发现的 It's all an act, sweetheart. You don't see it now, but you will.
他回来是有目的的 He's only back because he wants something.
虽然不知道具体是什么目的 I don't know what exactly.
但是 我们在这里不安全 I just know we're not safe here.
好吧 爸爸有阴谋 Oh, sure. That's it. D has some evil plan.
难道就不可能是他想进入我的生活 因为他爱我 It couldn't be that he wants to be in my life, that he loves me.
他根本不会去爱 Dylan He isn't capable of love, dylan.
我受尽折磨才明白这点 I found that out the hard way,
我们要在你得到残酷的教训之前 离开这里 and we need to leave before you learn the same horrible lesson.
想走你就走吧 Move if you want.
我要和我爸爸呆在这 I'm staying here with my father.
怎么了 不是谈的很好吗？ But what happened? Things were going fine.
很抱歉 我们要换一个经纪人 I'm sorry. We need another realtor.
好啦 All right.
饼干是所有南方菜中的基础 Biscuits are the foundation of any southern meal.
就像我奶奶说的 "什么东西涂在饼干上都好吃" Like my meemaw used to say, "ain't nothin' you can make don't taste better on a biscuit."
你奶奶真有经验 A fount of wisdom, your meemaw.
我真的很感激 谢谢你 Adele Well... I really appreciate this. Thanks, adele.
阿黛尔？ "Adele"?
你要是再不叫我妈妈 我就跟你急 If you don't call me "mama," I'm gon' scream.
别别别... 妈妈 Don't do that... mama.
让我们动手吧 now let's get started.
我们需要一把面粉筛 We're gonna need a flour sifter.
我没有啊 I don't have one.
面团分切机呢? 也没有 Pastry cutter? Sorry.
面团搅拌器呢？ Dough hooks?
都没听说过 Don't even know what they are.
没事 我们可以现做 That's fine. We can improvise.
你可以先 盛一定量的干粉 Why don't you start by measuring out our dry ingredients?
面粉之类的？ The flour and such?
迈克尔肯定会很喜欢的 michael is gonna be so happy.
工作一天回家后 能吃上一顿 美味的 家常的 南方饭菜 After a long day of work, he can come home to a nice, home-cooked southern meal.
虽然他也喜欢回家后 吃小熊猫餐馆外卖的"芝麻鸡" Although he also enjoys coming home to sesame chicken from red panda, and th deliver.
让迈克尔工作得这么辛苦 真是很惭愧 you know, it's a shame that michael has to work so hard.
但我猜 因为你们的收入有困难吧 But I guess with all the money troubles you two have been havin'...
他告诉你了？ he told you that?
我们已经挺过这一关了 Well, we're getting past it.
那是因为我儿子拼死拼活的挣钱 Only because my son is rking himself to the bone.
找份工作不会把你怎么样的 You know, it wouldn't hurt for you to get a job.
我有工作 I have a job.
你是说那些小涂小画？ Oh, you mean your little drawings?
女人有自己的嗜好是好事 Well, it's great for a woman to have a hobby.
我自己还剪纸呢 可我说的是能赚钱的正式工作 Personally, I decoupage, but I'm talking about something that pays.
为儿童书画插画能赚钱 Children's books pay.
是吗 能赚多少？ Ally? How much?
嗯 我想其实我有面团钩 You know, I think, actually, I might have ose dough hooks somewhere.
噢 亲爱的 我让你难堪了 Oh, dear. I've insulted you.
我只是想帮忙 Now I'm just trying to be helpful.
不 没关系 阿黛尔 No, no. It's fine, adele.
妈妈 Mama.
接到你电话我们有点吃惊 So we were sort of surprised to get your call.
向我们汇报之前 不该再多看Kayla几次吗？ Don't you need to see kayla a few more times before you report back to us?
在对她继续治疗之前 我想问你几个问题 Well, before continuing with her, I thought it might be helpful to ask you a few questions.
好的 问吧 Oh, go ahead. Shoot.
你爱Kayla吗？ Do you love kayla?
勒奈特？ Lynette?
我在和你说话 I was talking to you.
嗯...当然爱 Well... s-sure.
我对她很好 I've been very good to her.
你没回答他的问题 That wasn't his question.
你有心理咨询资格证吗 汤姆? 没有就闭嘴 Do you have a diploma on your wall, tom? I don't think so. Zip it.
我再问一遍 你爱她吗？ Again, um... do you love her?
当然爱... Of course I do...
尽我所能的爱她 考虑到她来我们家的背景 as much as I can, given the way she joined our family.
事情很复杂 It's just--it's complicated.
可以理解 I understand.
问题是凯拉对你矛盾的情感变得习以为常 The problem is, kayla has picked up on your ambivalence,
她心存怨愤 and she's become a very angry girl.
我们该怎么办？ So what do we do?
噢 天啊 Oh, god.
难道要像其他心理治疗里那样 让她用泡沫塑料棍子打我？ Is this gonna be one of those therapy things where she hits me with a foam bat?
婴儿和母亲之间会产生一种情感的联系 There's a bond tt develops between an infant and her mother.
你和凯拉从未有过这种联系 你们需要重建彼此的感情 You and kayla never formed that bond, so what we need to do is recreate it.
这叫做依恋抚养 It's called attachment parenting,
开始时 要让Kayla尽可能的呆在你身边 and it starts with kayla being by your side as often as possible.
这正是她们需要的 That sounds like exactly what they need.
虽然我没有心理专业的背景... I mean, I don't have a diploma or anything, but...
我很想尝试一下这个办法 I'd really like to give this a try.
做各种能让你们保持亲近和相互沟通的事情 Whatever keeps you and kayla close and interacting--
一起看电影 购物 做一次两人旅行 go to the movies, go shopping, maybe take a little trip together, just the two of you.
还不如让她用塑料棍子打我 Could we revisit the foam bat idea for just a second?
这计划听上去很好 医生 别担心 The plan sounds great, doc. Don't worry.
我能确保她们一直在一起 I will make sure that they are together constantly.
问我爱不爱汤姆吧 现在就问我 As me if i love tom right now. Go ahead. I dare ya.
需要帮忙吗？ May I help you?
我已经一个星期没见本杰明了 I haven't seen benjamin in a week.
我想带他出去一会 I was thinking I'd take him for a few hours.
这时间不太好 It's not really a good time.
布里 我每次打电话 你都说时间不好 Well, bree, whenever I call, it's not a good time,
所以如果你不介意 我这次要带儿子去嘉年华 so if you don't mind, I'd like to take my son to the carnival.
听上去好没劲 Well, that sounds boring. I know.
干嘛不带他去伊蒂家 让他 看你用舌头检查伊蒂的牙齿？ Why don't you take him to edie's house, and he can watch you give her a dental exam with your tongue?
布里 你误会了 Bree, you don't understand.
是伊蒂不对 我的立场坚定 Edie引诱我 被我回绝了 What you saw was bad judgment on edie's part and good judgment on my part.
我把她推开了 I pushed her away.
对 推开她时脸上还露出着魔一样的傻笑 Yes, eventually, with a big, dopey grin on your face.
我们能不能不提这件事了？ Can we please put this behind us?
我要带本杰明出去 I would like to take benjamin.
不行 I don't think so.
我不会让他和你在一起的 免得你的羞耻心又暂时麻痹 I'd hate for him to be around en you had another attack of delayed morality,
和伊蒂眉来眼去 或者车轱辘撞上别人 either with edie or behind the wheel of your car.
我不想和你争论 I am not having this argument.
他也是我儿子 He is my son, too.
确切来说 不是 Not exactly.
什么? 别想... What?Don't even--
严格来说 你和他没有血缘关系 strictly speaking, you're not even related to him.
我们在一起时 你可以假扮他的父亲 I mean, it was fine for you to masquerade as his father when we were together,
不过既然我们分开了 这样做是错的 but now that we're not- - this is wrong.
我会请律师的 I will hire a lawyer.
我已经请好了 I've already hired one.
很快他就会联系你的 You'll be hearing from him shortly.
噢对了 如果你想去嘉年华 干嘛不去找伊蒂？ Oh, and if you're in the mood for a carnival, why not call edie?
我听说她一块钱可以让你上三次 I hear you get three throws for a dollar with her, too.
再见 加布 Bye, gaby.
你们又去散步？ You guys going for another walk?
嗯 我们在森林中央发现 一条适合散步的小径 Yeah. We found this sweet hiking trail-- goes right through the middle of the woods.
而且 不像有些人 艾莉不会让树枝划到我的脸 Yeah, and unlike some people, ellie doesn't let the branches hit me in my face.
你把他惯坏了 You're spoiling him.
怎么回事？ what the hell?
艾莉你的门锁上了! 艾莉！ ellie, your door is locked! Ellie!
别叫了 oh, shut up already.
妈妈 爸爸下周要来参加我的独奏会 Mom, guess what? Dad's coming to my senior recital next week.
我可以顺路过来接你 如果你愿意 I could swing by and pick you up, if you want.
来一次真正的家庭出游 We could make it a real family outing.
迪伦我要和你爸爸单独谈谈 Dylan, your father and i need to talk... in private.
我还没说再见呢 I'm not done saying good-bye.
你已经说了 Yes, you are.
把口香糖吐了 Please get rid of that gum.
在屋子里一直听你不停的嚼 I can hearou smacking all the way in the house.
再见 甜心 再见 爸爸 Bye, sweetheart. Bye, dad.
跟你讲明白 没有什么家庭出游 Just so we're clear, there will be no family outings.
Kathy 你不该这么粗鲁的对待 一个对你旧情未了的男人 Now, kathy, you shouldn't be rude to a man who still has feelings for you.
什么意思? 你还爱我？ Meaning what? You still love me?
是 I do.
我知道 我们之间发生的事情我有责任 And I know I'm somewhat to blame for what's happened between us.
所以我才原谅你抢走了女儿 At's why I've forgiven you for kidnapping our daughter.
我们可以重归于好 The least you can do is meet me halfway.
韦恩 Oh, wayne.
我配不上你的宽恕 I don't deserve your forgiveness.
也许吧 但不论如何 我都会原谅你的 Maybe not, but I'm gonna give it to you anyway 'cause...
我仍然觉得我们在一起会幸福 I still think we could be happy together.
是吗？ Could we?
即使我做了很多你至今蒙在鼓里的事？ Given all the things I did that you don't know about?
什么事？ What's that?
我是说所有那些离婚前 和我在一起的男人 I'm talking about all those men I was with while we were married.
你能宽恕吗？ How can you forgive something like that?
你撒谎 That's a lie.
你不敢的 You wouldn't have dared.
痛苦的女人会铤而走险 Unhappy women do dangerous things.
我做的最糟的事就是 骗你相信Dylan是你女儿 I think the worst was when I tricked you into thinking dylan was yours.
我想告你真相 但我太害怕了... I wanted to tell you the truth, but I was scared...
显而易见 for obvious reasons.
我不信 I don't believe you.
但我现在不怕了 因为你已经变了 But I'm not worried anymore because you've changed.
你还等什么呢 韦恩？ So what are you waiting for, wayne?
原谅我吧 Forgive me.
嗨 麦克鲁斯基太太 Hey there! Mrs. Mccluskey.
如果她不是我女儿 她的爸爸是谁？ if she's not mine, then whose is she?
有关系吗？ Does it matter?
恐怕我不会在独奏会上见到你了 Oh, guess I won't be seeing you at the recital now.
真遗憾 What a shame.
你确定是可卡因吗？ Are you sure it was cocaine?
卡洛斯我是90年代的时装模特 Carlos, I was a fashion model in the '90s.
我知道可卡因什么样子 I know cocaine.
该死 damn it.
你干吗？ What are you doing?
报警 I'm calling the police.
难道不该先听听Ellis怎么说吗？ Shouldn't we hear ellis side of the story first?
艾莉会这么说 Here's ellie's side.
贩毒比做服务生赚得更多 "Selling drugs brings in more money than waiting tables."
就这样 你被打动了吗？ There you go. Were you moved?
好吧 也许我错了 也许只是面粉 也许她是个糕点师 Okay, look, maybe I was wrong. Maybe it was flour. Maybe she's a pastry chef.
没错 而且她编了个纹身的谎话 来掩饰自己非法烘焙糕点 Yeah! And she came up with that tattoo cover story to hide her illicit baking.
好吧 我知道我们得采取行动 但她是我们的朋友 All right, look, I know we have to do something, but this woman's our friend.
没错 而我是一个仍在观察期的罪犯 Yes, and I'm a convicted felon still on probation.
如果警察发现我们包庇毒贩 我吃不了兜着走 Now if the police find outwe're harboring a drug dealer, they're gonna fry me.
我们必须告发她 We have to turn her in.
对我而言 最优先的是获得本杰明的监护权 Well, the priority for me is working out custody of benjamin.
为此 我把所有相关情况都写下来了 To that end, I've written down all the pertinent facts about the situation.
不 我不想电话上谈这事 No, I don't want to do this over the phone.
我现在冲个澡 Uh, listen. I'm gonna hop in the shower.
一小时后在你办公室见如何？ How about we meet in your office in about an hour?
好的 谢谢 Great. Thanks.
奥森？ Orson?
奥森？ orson?
门没锁 The, uh, the door's open.
伊蒂? 你来干嘛？ Edie? What are you doing here?
胆小鬼 快出来 Get out here, you wuss.
你那古板的婊子搅了我的买卖 That puritanical robot bitch of yours is sabotaging my business.
好的 等一下 我这就出来 Okay, hang on a second. I'll be right out.
奥森 当我没说吧 you know, uh, orson... forget it.
好好洗澡吧 Just--just take a nice, long shower.
你确定？ Really? You sure?
嗯 Yeah.
我想了想 我自己可以对付布里 Uh, now that I think about it, I can handle bree all by myself.
她床下有好几包可卡因 Bricks of cocaine under her bed.
我觉得是可卡因 量词似乎是用包吧(brick) I mean, I-I mean, I think it was cocaine, and I think they're called bricks.
我只是个普通的家庭主妇 我不知道自己在说什么 I'm just a simple housewife. I don't know what I'm saying.
你做得很对 正因为像你这样公民的合作 Well, you've done the right thing, and it's thanks to the cooperation of citizens like you--
行了 你们什么时候把她弄走？ yeah, yeah, yeah. When are y gonna get her out of our house?
嗯 情况有点复杂 Well, it's a little more complicated than that.
什么意思？ Meaning?
巴洛克！ Bullock!
噢 天啊! 怎么了？ oh, my god! What?
怎么了? 我什么也看不见 What? I can't see anything.
是艾莉的客户 It's one of ellie's customers.
事实上 我是巴洛克警探 Actually, I'm detective bullock.
我们追踪莱昂纳多小姐有几个月了 We've been tracking miss leonard for several months now.
既然你们知道她在做什么 为什么不逮捕她？ Okay, so if you know what she's doing, then why don't you just bust her?
她只是个小角色 She's small-time.
我们想钓出她的供货商 所以要让她继续贩毒 We're trying to get to her supplier, so we need her to keep dealing.
等等 你们就这么把个毒贩留在我家里？ Wait. So you're just gonna leave a drug dealer in our house?
对 Yes.
我们需要你们装作一切正常 假装什么也不知道 For now we just need you to act normal, pretend like you don't know anything.
得手后 我们再行动 We'll move in when the case is made.
好吧 我这么做是出于市民的义务 但这个女人... Okay, look, I'm all for doing my civic duty, but this woman-- she'S...
她是我们的朋友 sort of A... friend.
你要我们骗她？ And now you're asking us to trick her?
这样做我们不太安心 I'm not sure we're comfortable with this.
索利斯先生 你在查看期间对吗？ Mr. Solis, you're on probation, right?
如果给你自由呢？ How'd you like not to be?
你到底想怎么样？ what on earth could you possibly want?
我想谢谢你 Oh, I wanted to thank you.
在你吓走了房子的买家之后 After you scared off that couple that were going to buy the young house,
我找到了另一位买主 他们愿意多付10% I, uh, found another buyer, and they're willing to go 10% over asking.
好的 当他们来看房子时 Well, good, when they drop by for their inspection,
我也会和他们好好谈谈的 I'll just have to have a nice little chat with them, too.
你不会这么做的 You wouldn't wanna do that to me.
我们毕竟是一家人 And after all, we're family.
一家人？ Family?
对 既然我的侄子Austin是本杰明的生父 Well, yes, since my nephew austin is benjamin's biological father,
那我就是本杰明的姑奶奶了 that makes me benjy's great-aunt--
虽然我不喜欢这个称号 但至少比你这个做奶奶的好 a term I don't exactly love, but it's better than "grandma," which is what you are.
你怎么... How did you...
说来凑巧 我去找奥森帮忙摆平你 cute story. I-I went over to orson's to ask him to get you off my back,
这个可怜的人 他把整个丑陋的故事 都写下来 放在桌子上了 and the poor sap-- he--he'd written the whole sordid tale down and left it right there on the table.
伊蒂如果这件事传出去 我的整个家庭会... Edie, if word got out, my whole family would be...
丢脸 humiliated.
我不想事情传出去 Oh, I don't want word to get out.
那一切就都完了 因为现在我... That would ruin everything, because right now I...
那你是我的了 well, I own you.
什么意思？ What does that mean?
很高兴你这么问 Glad you asked.
从现在开始 我就是你最好的朋友 From this moment on, I am your best friend.
你得邀请我参加你所有的派对 You're gonna invite me to all of your fancy parties,
把我介绍给你所有的单身朋友 set me up with all your single friends, and, well,
如果我想吃松饼了 你得马上做给我 if I'm ever in the mood for muffins, you're gonna bake 'em for me.
伊蒂... 别这样 Edie... please.
如果你不这么做 只要有一秒钟 我没有感受到爱 And if you don't, if for one second I don't feel the love,
我就揭穿你 I'm gonna bury you.
明白吗？ You understand?
明白 很好 Yeah. Good.
还有 明天我有个房子有人参观 Oh, by the way, um, I'm having an open house tomorrow.
一盘香蕉松饼肯定能制造点气氛 你觉得呢？ A plate of banana nut muffins sure would set the mood. Don't you think?
嘿 亲爱的 你去开门好吗? 谢谢 hey, honey, could you get that? Thank you.
嘿 布里 来得正好 我们刚在发牌 hey, bree, perfect timing. we were just getting ready to deal the cards.
布里 你没事吧？ Bree, are you okay?
有点事... There's something I've been...
我一直没告诉你们... keeping from all of you, and, um...
我们得谈谈 we need to talk.
嘿 韦恩 Hey, wayne.
那个你要的DNA报告我写好了 I finished that D.N.A.You wanted.
我肯定有麻烦了 因为我把这个化验 放在了Martin的三连环谋杀案之前 I'm probably gonna get in trouble because I put it in front of martin's triple homicide.
你太坏了 我欠你一次 You bad girl. well, I owe you.
我只是想证实那个受害者 和我的嫌疑犯有联系 I just needed to confirm that the vic and my suspect are related.
哦 事实上 他们没联系 Oh, well, actually, they're not.
我化验了你给我的脸部组织和口香糖样本 I ran the samples from the cheek swab and the wad of gum you gave me,
发现你的嫌疑犯和受害人根本没关系 and your suspect's not related to the victim at all.
你确定？ Are you sure?
是的 百分之百排除 你饿不？ Oh, yeah, it's 100% exclusion. Are you hungry?
我还没吃午饭呢 我想我们可以... 'Cause I worked all through lunch, and I thought that you and i could go get--
韦恩？ wayne?
哦 我的天 Oh, my god.
伊蒂威胁说要用这个... And edie threatened to use that to...
是的 yes.
好吧 首先 你是最伟大的母亲 竟然用这种方法保护Danielle Okay, first of all, you're, like, the greatest mom ever to wanna protect danielle like that.
谢谢 Thank you.
我真不敢相信她勒索你 I can't believe she was blackmailing you.
我真不敢相信她为了奥森演了这么一出 I can't lieve she made a play for orson.
我相信 I can.
她追过卡洛斯 Mike还有Karl She went after carlos and mike and karl.
她唯一没有追的人只有汤姆了 The only person she hasn't gone after is tom.
是还没有 Yet.
这个女人太疯了 This woman is outta control.
你打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
不 是我们打算怎么办？ No. What are we gonna do?
嘿 伙计们 怎么了？ Hey, guys, what's going on?
我全告诉她们了 伊蒂 有关于奥森和本杰明 一切 I told them everything, edie, about orson, benjamin, everything.
是吗？ You did?
没错 你可以和那无耻的勒索行为说再见了 She did, so you can kiss that little blackmail scheme good-bye.
我这么做只是为了... Well, I was only doing it because--
你这么做只是因为你根本是个魔鬼 you werenly doing it because you're the devil.
好吧 骂我吧 继续说吧 Okay, fine, chew me out and let's get on with it.
现在不像以前了 伊蒂 我们结束了 It's not like all the other times, edie. We're done.
结束？ Done?
我们不再邀请你打牌 我们不会再和你说话了 We're not inviting you to poker. We're not talking to you.
当你经过时 我们不会向你打招呼 从现在开始 你是个透明人 We're not even gonna wave when you jog by. From now on, you are invisible.
而且我们会告诉方圆五里以内的所有女人 告诉她们你的恶行 And we're gonna make sure every woman in a 5-mile radius knows the kind of crap you pulled.
我们试着和你做朋友 但是你完全不理解朋友是什么 We tried to be your friends, but you don't even understand what that word means,
所以我们现在就做你理解的事情 so now we're gonna be something you do understand.
伙计们 等等 Guys, wait. Wait.
我知道这次我错大了 对不起 I know I crossed a line this time, and, well, I'm--I'm sorry.
你听见了吗？ Did you hear somhing?
我也没听见 Neither did I.
这里 亲爱的 看镜头 看镜头 over here, honey, look at the camera. Look at the camera.
准备好骑了吗 迪伦？ You ready to ride, dylan?
听着 如果你害怕 就不要骑了 我想骑 Now look, if you're scared, you don't have to. I want to.
不 你是个勇敢的女孩 No, you're a brave girl.
双手张开 亲爱的 我要照了 Hold up your arm for the camera, sweetheart.
缝了几针? 11针 How many stitches is that? 11
你一直都没哭吧？ And you didn't cry once, did you?
我现在可以骑了吗 爸爸? 当然了 宝贝 Can I ride now, please, daddy? of course, baby.
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, daddy.
迪伦 是我 dylan, it's me.
明天你得过来一下 Uh, you need to come over here tomorrow.
是的 我知道是母亲节 但是没关系的 Yeah, I know it's mother's day, but it's okay.
有些关于你妈妈的事我得告诉你 I got some things to tell you about your mother.
哦 我要这个 ooh, I want this one.
哟! 有点贵啊 Yow! It's a little pricey.
但是我想要 But I want it.
是你让我去买东西的 You're the one who asked me to go shopping.
我知道 但是我们应该一起打发时间 而不是欠一屁股债 Well, I know, but we're supposed toe spending time together, not going into debt.
这个怎么样？ how about this one?
你说 "应该"是什么意思？ What do you mean, "supposed to"?
我... 我们能出来走走很好 我很喜欢 I just... it's good for us to hang out. I enjoy it.
是医生叫你这么做的？ Is this something that the doctor made you do?
不 是我的主意 No. All my idea.
我只想让你今天过的快乐些 I just wanted to treat you to a real fun day.
好吧 你想让我快乐? 给我买这个 All righT. You want me to have fun? Buy me this.
好吧 Okay.
好时光 good times.
我来一份传统的 I'd like an old-fashioned, please.
怎么了 迈克尔? 你累了吗？ what's the matter, michael? You tuckered out?
是的 我觉睡少了 Oh, yeah, I just didn't get much sleep.
老实说 我想知道 你到底有没有睡过觉啊？ Honestly, I wonder how you ever get any,
想到苏珊睡觉整晚打鼾 well, considering you got susan in the bed sawing wood all night.
我怎么了？ I'm doing what now?
打鼾 snoring.
你说声音像什么 迈克尔？ What'd you say it sounded like, michael?
一群闷在袋子里的斗牛狗？ A bunch of bulldogs in a bag?
但是我已经开始爱上这种声音了 but it is a sound that I've come to love.
你知道我奶奶是怎么对付我爷爷的吗？ you know what my meemaw did to grandpa boo?
她在他睡衣的上面缝了一个玻璃球 She sewed a marble in the back of his pajama top,
然后如果他一翻身开始打鼾 他就会被搁醒 then if he rolled on his back to start snorin', it'd wake him right up.
但是看她裸睡的那么舒服 我想你不会那么做的 But I guess you can't do that, seeing as how you sleep in the nude and all.
我马上就会改的 well, that's gonna change real soon.
抱歉 点餐之前 我得补补妆 I'm gon' fix my face before I order. Excuse me.
太好了 Oh, this is nice.
好? 我快被她弄疯了 Nice? She's driving me crazy.
你不要再向她抱怨我了 You have got to stop complaining about me to her.
我没有...抱怨 I don'T... complain.
你应该知道我这个爱裸睡的打鼾泼妇 至少是这么认为的 Well, you could see how I, as the nude, snoring whore, would think so.
好吧 我知道我可能有点过分 但她也只是想帮忙 okay, now I might vent a little bit, but she's just trying to help.
下次她再想帮忙 她的方法得传统点 Well, the next time she tries to help, she's gonna get an old-fashioned in her face,
你现在最好赶快帮我说话 so you better step up and start defending me.
好吧 好吧 okay, okay.
可爱的女洗手间 Well, lovely powder room.
没想到这么忙的饭店竟然 把厕所打扫得比你的还干净 It's amazing that such a busy restaurant can keep their bathroom cleaner than yours.
妈妈 这么说很不礼貌 Now, mama, that's-- that's not very nice.
是你告诉我 你不是因为 她会管理房间才娶她 Well, you're the one who told me you didn't marry her for her housekeepin'.
得有人教教你这些 you just need someone to teach these things.
你知道吗？ You know what?
我再呆几个星期 我们把房子打扫一下 怎么样？ Why don't I stay a few extra weeks, and you and I can spruce the house up?
不用担心 等你生了孩子我就走 And don't worry. I'll leave when the baby comes.
像我这把年纪的人 老听小孩哭我会疯掉的 At my age, all that crying just cuts my nerves to shreds.
现在我们做的第一件事就是... Now the first thing we're gonna do...
洗墙 is wash your walls.
我不踩它不代表它们不会变脏啊 just 'cause we don't walk on 'em doesn't mean they don't get dirty.
哦 我的天! 我羊水破了 什么？ oh, my god! My water broke. What?
我的羊水刚破了 我要生了 我们得赶快 My water just broke. I'm in labor. We have to go.
你预产期还有一个月呢 You're not due for a month.
我不知道该跟你说什么 妈妈 看着我 I don't know what to tell you, mama. Look at me.
好了 我们得把你送到医院 Come on. We have to get you to the hospital.
没错 快走 Well, yes, let's go.
不不 你应该先搭个的士回家收拾行李 No, no, no, you should take a cab home and start packing.
看来是个能哭的娃 This one feels like a crier.
你确定我应该... Well, are you sure I should--
加油 Come on.
你最棒了 亲爱的 保持呼吸 You're doing great, honey. Just keep breathing.
上一次宫缩是什么时候？ How close are the contractions?
几个星期以前 A few weeks apart.
想看电影吗? 什么？ Wanna go to the movies? What?
我还没分娩 好吗？ I'm not in labor, okay?
但是你的羊水破了 我看见了 But your water broke. I saw it.
那是苏打水 That was club soda.
羊水里没有冰块和柠檬片 Amniotic fluid doesn't have ice cubes and a lemon wedge.
什么 你假装的？ What, you faked that?
对不起 我惊慌失措了 I'm sorry. I panicked.
你妈说要一起住3周 你还说没事 Your mother just invited herself to stay with us for three weeks, and you said nothing.
我只能自己另作计划 I had to come up with a plan.
回家之后怎么交待？ Well, what happens if we go home with no baby?
我知道这个计划并不妙 I didn't say it was a good plan.
你看见她的反应了么？ Do you see the effect she has on me?
我只想感谢上帝 我喝的不是咖啡 I just thank god I wasn't drinking coffee.
要不会烫到的 I could've hurt myself.
好了 我明白了 我去跟她说 Okay, I get it. I'll talk to her.
谢谢 Thank you.
要不要现在回去跟她说？ Doou wanna go back in there right now and tell her?
算了 咱们已经结帐了 回家再说 No. No. The restaurant just comped our drinks. We'll tell her at home.
这一天 破坏力不小 Well, we've done enough damage for one day.
回家吧 Let's go home.
我想先吃个玉米热狗 I want a corn dog first.
宝贝 该吃饭了 Oh, honey, we're about to have dinner.
我现在就饿了 我想吃玉米热狗 But I'm hungry now. I want a corn dog.
好的 谢谢 All right. Thank you.
如果你饿了 我就给你买点健康食品 在车上吃 If you're hungry, I'll get you something healthy,and you can have it in the car.
玉米热狗 为什么不行？ Corn. Dog. Why can't I have one?
这次 就是因为你的表现 well, at this point, because of the way you're acting.
你没必要这样 Kayla 我们本来挺高兴的 Please don't do this, kayla. We have been having such a nice time.
我们可以继续高兴下去啊 And we can keep having a nice time.
满足我的要求吧 否则后果不堪设想 Just give me what I want, or you're not gonna like what happens.
你这是...威胁我么？ Are you... threatening me?
我的意思是 我能让小傻瓜普雷斯顿从屋顶上跳下来 I'm just saying, I got that idiot preston to jump off the roof.
那我能让彭妮干什么呢 Wonder what I could get penny to do.
对不起 我不该打你 只是... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, but that was...
你说的话 太恐怖了 that was horrible, what you said.
你绝对不能再这么说了 And--and... you should never say that again.
好吧...走吧 我们回家 Okay, so... come on. Let's go. Come on.
苏珊 你起床了啊 Oh, susan, you're up.
迈克尔说你是假产 这很不常见啊 Michael told me about your false labor. That was unusual.
但还是会发生 Well, it happens.
我知道 但通常羊水不会破 I know, but usually your water doesn't break.
哦 那个...是我洒了点汽水 Oh, that. turns out I spilled some club soda.
我并不惊讶 Well, no surprise there.
迈克尔说你总是笨手笨脚 michael told me what a klutzy kathy you are.
幸好他觉得这样很可爱 I'm glad he finds that cute.
我是没那个耐心 I myself don't have the patience.
嘿 妈妈 hey, mama.
你好 迈克尔 Hello, michael.
母亲节有礼物给我么？ Do you have a mother's day present for me?
他肯定准备了 不过要先送我 He sure does, but I want mine first.
妈妈 我们应该谈谈 Mama, we need to talk.
谈什么? 谈你说话的方式 About what? About the way you talk to people.
有时你说话...太直接 I mean, um, sometimes you can be a little too... honest.
对不起 你继续 sorry. Go on.
你总意识不到 自己说话会辞不达意 It's just... you don't realize how things sound when they're coming out of your mouth.
我知道你是好意 啊哦！ I know you mean well-- ohh!
我正要直接说呢 I'm getting to it.
不不 我喜欢你婉转的说法 No, no, no, I-I love where this is going.
妈妈 你有时跟苏珊讲话的时候 It's just that, mama, sometimes when you're talking to susan--
苏珊 你脸色不好 没事吧？ susan, you look a little pale. Are you okay?
她挺好的 我希望她能闭嘴 Oh, she's fine. And I wish she'd cut it out.
不 我不是想... No, I'm not trying to--
苏珊? 你要生了? 真的？ Susan? Are--are you going into labor? For real?
可能是 管它呢 你先说完 Maybe. Who cares? Let her have it.
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
妈妈 你不能总批评苏珊了 Mama, you've gotta stop taking potshots at susan.
她是我妻子 我深爱着她 不希望你诋毁她 She's my wife, and I love her, and I can't have you upsetting her.
宝贝 我很抱歉 很懊恼 Sweetheart, I-I am deeply sorry and mortified.
可能给你造成伤害了 但我无意为之 If--if I've caused you any distress, I never meant to hurt your feelings.
我接受你的道歉 我们赶紧走 Apology accepted. Let's go.
母亲节快乐！ happy mother's day!
天啊! 你们真好 太谢谢了 Oh, my gosh! That is so sweet. Thank you so much.
我们去拿礼物 对的 We're gonna go get your present. Yeah.
好的 Okay.
我希望你喜欢海龟 I hope you like turtles.
凯拉...没来？ So... no kayla?
她还有点心烦 Well, she's still pretty upset.
再说一次 我反映过激了 很抱歉 Again, I know I crossed the line, and I am so sorry.
好了 别提这个了 You know what? Let's not get into this.
否则我又要发火了 I'm just gonna get angry all over again.
汤姆 如果你在场 听见了她说的话 Tom, if you had been there and heard what she said...
无论如何 你打了她 it doesn't matter. You hit her.
宝贝 她还是个孩子 Honey, she's just a little girl.
就因为你 她现在惊恐不安了 And now thanks to you, she's a frightened little girl.
很抱歉打扰你 Dolan医生 你说随时可以打电话的 Sorry to bother you, dr. Dolan, but you said I could call anytime.
我妈妈...出手打我 My mom... she hit me.
不 不是第一次了 No, it's not the first time.
我不敢告诉你 因为如果她发现了 还会打我的 I was afraid to tell you 'cause I knew what she would do if she found out.
救救我 我在这没有安全感 Please help me. I don't feel safe here.
我要挂了 她来了 I have to go. She's coming.
不好意思 这里这么乱 i'm sorry about the mess.
保姆这周请假了 The maid took the week off.
你说想跟我谈谈... You said you wanted to talk to me and...
谈谈我妈妈的事？ tell me things about mom?
听着 孩子 我昨天过的不好 You know what, kiddo? I-I had kind of a bad day yesterday.
我喝得酩酊大醉 顾影自怜 I sat around here drinking, feeling sorry for myself. And...
然后给你打了电话 and then I called you.
没关系 如果你心烦意乱 就该给我打电话 That's okaY. If you're feeling sad or whatever, you should always call me.
希望你清楚 这不是你的错 None of this is your fault. I hope you know that.
什么不是我的错？ None of what?
我努力过 让过去成为过去 I tried so hard to let the past just be the past.
不想提起以前的事 I didn't-- I didn't wanna bring up who did what to who or why.
妈妈跟你说什么了？ What did mom say to you?
结果 我一直在欺骗自己 And it turns out I've been kidding myself all this time.
那个我一直保护的家庭 根本... This family that I've been fighting for-- it just-- it doesn't even...
不存在 exist.
我们不需要她 We don't need her.
咱俩过也挺好 I'm fine with just you and me.
我现在挺高兴的 I'm happy now.
爸爸 你弄疼我了 Dad, you're hurting me.
爸爸 怎么了？ Dad, what's the matter?
你要离开这了 You have to go.
怎么了 我做错了什么？ What's wrong? Did I do something?
快滚! 快点！ Get outta here! Now!
艾莉 准备开饭了！ ellie? Brunch is almost ready!
这太难了 This is gonna be so hard.
你不能把她当朋友 You can't think of her as your friend.
应该当成毒品贩子 可能给我们找麻烦 Think of her as a drug dealer who could've gotten us into a lot of trouble.
我试试看 I'll try.
该死 我想给你个惊喜的 Shoot. I wanted to surprise you.
这是什么？ What's this?
今天是母亲节... Well, you know, it's mother's day, and...
我跟我妈妈关系很差... I have kind of a crappy relationship with my mom, so...
你比她还好 我想要谢谢你的 this is my way of saying thanks for being nicer to me than she ever was.
哦 宝贝！ Oh, honey!
幸好没给你买巧克力 I'm glad I didn't get you the chocolates.
不 特拉弗斯 比起给人们介绍房子 no, travers, no, I decided spending mother's day with you is more important
跟你共度母亲节更重要 than spending time showing people stupid houses.
哦 我也爱你 宝贝 Oh, love you, too, sweetheart.
从现在起 妈妈会经常陪着你的 Actually, I think mommy's gonna be spending a lot more time with you from now on.
我到了再跟你聊 好么？ But we'll talk about that when I get there, okay?
我爱你 回头见 I love you, baby. I'll see you soon.
五月的第二个周日 it happens the second sunday of every may.
我们都要感谢那个女人 We celebrate the women who give us life...
她给了我们生命和一切 and so much more.
她不顾一切保护我们... The ones who protect us at all costs...
她鼓足勇气 抵抗要伤害我们的人... who have the courage to fight those who would do us harm...
她把自己的快乐放诸 我们的快乐之后 who put our happiness ahead of their own.
通常... But mostly...
我们赞美母爱 we celebrate a mother's love,
母爱坚定永恒 which is constant, eternal...
从出生便伴随着我们 and there from the very beginning.