《绝望的主妇》 前情回顾 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
诺拉自找麻烦 Nora looked for trouble,
最终如愿以偿 and found it.
你再也不会见到我丈夫了 You will never again see my husband.
朱莉认识了伊迪的外甥 Julie got to know Edie's nephew.
她老是盯着我的腹肌看 Couldn't take her eyes off my abs.
看得我不舒服 I felt violated.
苏珊和伊恩计划了美妙旅程 Susan and Ian made plans.
我梦想去一趟法国 I'd love to go to France someday.
你想不想下个月就去 Would you like to go next month?
加布丽尔和卡洛斯重温旧情 Gabrielle and Carlos reunited.
很久没这样了 It's been a long time.
和碧茨比夫妇共进晚餐 And dinner with the Bigsbys...
这是奥森打她后 阿尔玛留存的警方报告 That's the police report that Alma filed after Orson hit her.
...充满意外 ... was full of surprises.
我正在经历一些事 我有了外遇 I'm going through something. I had an affair.
星期五
对于卡洛琳·碧茨比来说 这本应是平凡的一天 It was supposed to be an ordinary day for Carolyn Bigsby.
她本打算为丈夫烤果陷酥饼 She had planned to bake her husband a strudel,
为狗狗洗澡 give her dog a bath,
为非洲紫罗兰浇水 and water her African violets.
是的 卡洛琳本打算 Yes, Carolyn had planned to do
做一些她所关心的事情 all sorts of things she thought mattered.
但那天早上 一个来者不善的女人 But earlier that day, a woman who wasn't her friend
告诉了她一件本不应知道的事情 told Carolyn something she wasn't supposed to hear.
从那一刻起 From that moment on,
卡洛琳感到一切都不重要了 Carolyn felt nothing really mattered anymore.
-你好 卡洛琳 -你好啊 - Hello, Carolyn. - Yeah, hey, how are you?
卡洛琳 你怎么来了 Carolyn, what are you doing here?
我在想 哈维 I've been thinking, Harvey,
如果你深爱那个叫莫妮可的女人 that if you love this Monique woman so much,
也许我应该成全你们 maybe you should be with her.
别这样 卡洛琳 她已经死了 For God's sake, Carolyn, she's dead.
对 我知道 Yeah, I know.
是的 对于卡洛琳·碧茨比来说 Yes, Carolyn Bigsby had planned on
这本应是平凡的一天 it being an ordinary day.
哈维 你他妈给我滚出来 Harvey, you come out of there, damn it.
但每个家庭主妇都知道... But as every housewife knows...
蹲下 谁都不许动 Down. Nobody goes anywhere.
...计划赶不上变化 ... plans change.
前一天晚上
勒奈特·斯加沃昨晚做了一个梦 Lynette Scavo had a dream last night.
那是一个曾多次涌现的梦境 It was one she'd had many times before.
她梦到了最后一次与我见面时的场景 She dreamt of the last time she saw me.
那也是我们最后一次交谈 And of the last time we spoke.
玛丽·艾莉丝 Hey, Mary Alice!
你还好吗 Are you OK?
还好 谢谢关心 Yes, thank you.
我很好 I'm fine.
好吧 OK.
再见 See you later.
勒奈特至今都无法释怀 It was still hard for Lynette to accept
这次不起眼的对话 是生离死别 that this unremarkable exchange had been our last.
并且在我进屋不久之后 Or that moments later I would enter my house
我用一颗子弹 结束了自己的生命 and put a bullet through my brain.
星期五早晨
我昨天又梦到玛丽·艾莉丝了 I had the Mary Alice dream again last night.
又梦到她了 Oh, hon, again?
已经好几月没梦到她了 I haven't had it for months.
不知道为什么会重现 I don't know why it came back.
可能是有人买下了她的老房子 Somebody just bought her old house.
勾起了你的回忆 Maybe that triggered something.
梦境一如既往地可怕 It was awful, as always.
我明知道她很痛苦 但却转身走开了 I saw she was in pain and I just walked away.
你当时也无能为力啊 There was nothing you could do.
我确实无所作为 And that's what I did, nothing.
那就是新来的邻居吗 Hey, is that the new neighbor?
-真帅啊 -伊迪说他还是单身 - He's cute. - Edie said he's a bachelor.
-接着说 -他和残疾的妹妹住在一起 - Keep talking. - Who lives with his invalid sister.
不要再说了 You can stop now.
我们要不要去打个招呼 Should we go introduce ourselves?
对呀 去跟他聊聊家常 Yeah. Let's give him the scoop on the neighborhood.
你们觉得他知道 Do you think he knows
玛丽·艾莉丝是在他客厅里自杀的吗 Mary Alice shot herself in his living room?
不过想想 还是给他点时间拆包行李吧 Then again, he probably wants some time to unpack.
奥森 你如果不忙的话 Orson, if you have a moment,
有样东西需要你过目一下 there's something I'd like your thoughts on.
好呀 什么东西 Certainly. What is it?
假日家庭招待会的菜单吗 Menu for our holiday open house?
不 是你殴打前妻的报案记录 No! It's a police report from the night you beat your first wife.
菜单还在制定当中 I'm still working on the menu.
我向你保证 我没有殴打前妻 I assure you, I did not beat my wife.
是她自己摔伤的 She suffered these injuries in a fall.
-她是怎么摔倒的 -我推了她一把 - How did she fall? - I pushed her.
那属于自卫 她打我 It was self-defense. She attacked me.
她为什么要打你 Why would she attack you?
她把红酒洒到了白桌布上 She spilled some red wine on a white table cloth.
却用洗碗皂清洗 She was cleaning it with dish soap.
我指正了她的错误 When I pointed out her mistake,
她却冲我大喊 "闭嘴 闭嘴" she started screaming, "Shut up! Shut up!"
然后拿平底锅不停打我 and striking me repeatedly with a saute pan.
你看 警察撤消了指控 Look. The police dropped the charges.
这是你从哪弄来的 Where did you get this?
卡洛琳给我的 Carolyn.
想想也是 还能是谁 Oh, of course. Who else?
如果她能对自己的婚姻能这么上心 If she paid this much attention to her own marriage
哈维也不至于出轨 maybe Harvey wouldn't have cheated on her.
-哈维出轨了 -是啊 - Harvey cheated? - Yes!
和一个叫莫妮可的空姐 With some flight attendant named Monique.
亲爱的 我永远不会打女人的 Darling, I could never strike a woman.
你是相信我的 对吧 Well, you do believe me, don't you?
好吧 我接受你的解释 All right. I accept your explanation.
我希望别再有这些麻烦事 要你解释了 I just wish there were fewer things for you to explain.
顺便提一句 By the way,
食盐可以吸收红酒渍 to remove a red wine stain you sprinkle salt to absorb it.
我就是这么告诉阿尔玛的 她却打了我 That's just what I was saying to Alma when she clocked me!
又要整出什么新花样 Whoa. What fresh hell is this?
汤姆 Hey, Tom?
你不仅踏入了我的领地 还跟汤姆搭讪 You've stepped onto my property and talked to Tom.
一下子打破两项规定 That's two rules you've broken
而穿着暴露大概算是第三项 and I'm not sure that top doesn't make three.
你能告诉你的疯婆娘 我没在跟她说话吗 Would you tell your lunatic wife I'm not talking to her?
如果你以为我会让你接近我老公 You're the lunatic if you think I'm letting you
-那你才是疯了 -把凯拉放下就赶紧走 - near my husband. - Just drop Kayla off and go.
凯拉今天不是来玩的 Kayla won't be visiting today.
我们要搬家了 We're moving,
你可以把抚养费寄到这里 and here's where you can send the child support.
墨西哥 Mexico?
我的一位老朋友帮我找了 An old friend of mine got me a sweet job
一份夜店舞娘的美差 dancing at a nightclub.
-在蒂华纳[美墨边境小城] -见鬼 你要把凯拉带走吗 - In Tijuana. - Great. And you're taking Kayla?
托您太太的福 Thank your wife.
自从我们搬到这里她就急于摆脱我们 She's been itching to get rid of us ever since we got here.
她终于得逞了 She finally got her way.
宝贝 和爸爸挥手再见 Wave bye-bye to your daddy, honey.
诺拉 这事容再谈谈吗 Nora, can we just talk about this?
我们不允许交谈 Oh, we're not allowed to talk.
记得吗 Remember?
她是汤姆的女儿 She's Tom's daughter.
你不能就这么带她出国 Can't just take her out of the country.
那走着瞧 Watch me.
在我就财产分割及赡养费问题做出裁决前 Does either party have anything to add before I rule on
双方还有什么要补充的吗 division of assets and alimony?
没有 我们相信您的裁决能充分反映出 No, we're confident that your ruling will reflect
我当事人所经受的痛苦与折磨 the pain and suffering endured by my client.
折磨的定义是否包含 Does the definition of suffering encompass
她四天前对我当事人的勾引呢 the seduction of my client four days ago?
你说什么 Excuse me?
她认为他将获丰厚财产 She thought he was coming into money
于是希望通过拖延离婚 and hoped to stall the divorce
来获得分成 until she could claim her share.
你竟敢这么说 那纯属诽谤 How dare you! That is a vicious lie.
卡洛斯 我要你 Oh, Carlos, give it to me!
卡洛斯 就是这样 太棒了 Carlos, yes, yes!
卡洛斯 Carlos!
你竟把我们做爱都录了下来 You recorded our lovemaking?
法官大人 证据都在这里了 It's all here, Your Honor.
她达到高潮的时候 呐喊的是钞票 When she climaxes she starts screaming out dollar amounts.
索利斯太太 你要做出回应吗 Mrs. Solis, would you like to respond?
事实上 我确实有些想法 As a matter of fact, I do have a few thoughts.
卡洛斯 你死定了 你听到没有 Carlos, you're a dead man. Do you hear me?
在我看来裁决很公平 The ruling seems fair to me.
你分到了房子 You get the house.
而我获得了里面所有财产 I just get everything in it.
我说你死定了 I said "dead"!
没有赡养费 挺苦恼的 No alimony. That's a drag.
但你挺喜欢工作的 对吧 But you like to work, right?
我要一枪毙了他 坐牢我也愿意 Just give me one shot at him. I'm willing to do the time!
我在帮你收拾行李 I was packing your suitcase,
发现你的牙膏用完了 You're out of toothpaste.
我去商店买点吧 Do you want me to go to the store and get some?
这是什么 What is this?
那是奥斯丁留下的 It was Austin's, OK?
伊迪的外甥吗 你们什么时候变成朋友了 Edie's nephew? Since when are you friends?
我们不是朋友 We are not friends.
我在给他做家教 他带来啤酒 I was tutoring him. He brought beer.
我让他丢掉 他照做了 就是这样 I told him to throw it out, he did. End of story.
你喝了吗 Did you have any?
你可真会把握时机啊 I cannot believe your timing.
我正准备飞去巴黎 I about to fly off to Paris
你就把男生请来过啤酒节 and you're inviting boys over for Oktoberfest.
别说了 That's it.
赶紧去收拾行李吧 谈话到此结束 Go and finish packing. This conversation's over.
好像我才是家长 Last time I checked I was the parent.
是的 但好像我是个听话的女儿 Yeah. Last time I checked I was the daughter
你不应当来怀疑我 who never gave you any reason to doubt her.
-好吧 那... -别把我当小孩看待 - OK. And... - Don't play the parent card with me.
我要为你收拾行李 I finished packing your suitcase,
给你洗衣服 帮你管理开支 doing your laundry and balancing your checkbook.
而现在我要去商店给你买牙膏 And now I'm going to the store to buy your toothpaste.
你直接说"我没喝啤酒"不就得了 A simple "No, I didn't drink any beer" would've sufficed.
布里 你没回我电话 我很担心你 Bree, you haven't returned my calls. I've been worried.
你跟那个虐妻的人离婚了吗 Have you told the wife beater you're leaving him?
抱歉 还没有 Sorry, no.
针对报案记录 他给了我合理的解释 Turns out he has an explanation for the police report.
得了吧 打女人能有什么好借口 Come on. There's never a good reason for hitting a woman.
认识你之前我也这么想的 现在不了 I used to think that, too. Then I met you.
祝你好运 Good day.
我在帮你 你是活在黄粱美梦当中 I'm trying to help you. You're living in a fool's paradise.
彼此彼此 Well, I guess that makes us neighbors.
这是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
就是说你别插手我的婚姻 It means you should stop worrying about my marriage
先管好你自己的 and start worrying about your own.
别在我面前闪烁其词 Don't play coy with me.
你有话就快说 You've got something to say, just say it.
好吧 你对莫妮可这个名字有印象吗 OK. Does the name Monique mean anything to you?
我发现在这个网站买去蒂华纳的票很便宜 Hey, I found this site that offers really cheap fares to Tijuana,
可我是不是该去趟蒂华纳 but should I even be thinking of going to Tijuana?
我无所谓啊 Fine with me.
只要你把小弟弟留下就行 As soon as you figure out a way to leave your genitals here.
说什么呢 勒奈特 What are you saying, Lynette?
我还不能见见我的女儿吗 I'm not allowed to visit my daughter or what?
看见了吧 这就是她想要的 See? This is exactly what she wants.
她带走了凯拉 而我背黑锅 She takes Kayla and I get blamed.
去她娘的 我们把抚养权要过来 Well, screw her. Let's sue for custody.
全部的抚养权 你要这么做吗 Full custody? You'd go for that?
当然啦 You bet I would.
凯拉离开了那个疯婆娘才会过得更好 Kayla will be much better off without "Crazy" in her life.
-我们也是 -我非常同意 - So will we. - I... I am right there with you.
我只是觉得你不想要第五个孩子了 I just... I never thought you'd want a fifth kid.
我是不想 I don't.
之前四个我也不想要 But I didn't want the first four
可照样也长大了 and they're starting to grow on me.
瞧啊 谁的塑料手铐被取下来了 Hey. Look whose plastic handcuffs got taken off.
显然你对判决还有点生气 OK. You're clearly still a little miffed about the settlement.
好了 公平点 Come on, be fair.
这里大多数东西确实是我买的 宝贝 I did buy most of the stuff in this house, honey.
-你在干嘛 -帮你打包 - What the hell are you doing? - Oh, I'm helping you pack.
看我帮你省了多少包装材料 Think of all the money you're gonna save on bubble wrap.
你知道那东西多值钱吗 Hey! Do you know how much that was worth?
你知道我有多值钱吗 Do you know how much I was worth?
我们认识时 我可是封面模特啊 When we met I was on the cover of magazines.
我事业辉煌 前途光明 I had a career and a future.
为了你我放弃了一切 可我得到了什么 But I gave it all up for you. And what did I get in return?
你要是再敢打碎一个 你就死定了 If you break one more thing, so help me.
怎么了 你要把我怎么样 What? What are you gonna do?
卡洛斯 你疯了吗 Carlos, have you lost your mind?
你帮我打包 Well, you're helping me pack my stuff.
我就帮你改造一下房子 I'm helping you remodel your house.
我不知道你怎么想 You know, I don't know about you,
可我一直希望这里 but I always thought there should be a window
有扇窗户 that was right there.
我们是就此打住 We could stop this right now
还是接着玩 听你的 or we can keep on playing. Your call.
牙膏 漱口水 Toothpaste. Mouthwash.
有人收到匿名邮件了吗 Did somebody get an anonymous email?
某人带着经济型痤疮膏 Said the boy with the economic size acne cream.
又来了 你可以看我的篮子 There you go again, checking out my basket.
走开 Go away.
知道你的啤酒罐给我惹来多大麻烦 Do you know how much trouble your beer can got me in?
让我好好补偿你吧 Let me make it up to you.
我帮你提篮子 I'll carry your stuff.
管他呢 Whatever.
-哪位 -哈维 是我 - Yeah? - Harvey, it's me.
亲爱的 我正忙呢 Hey, hon, I'm in the middle of something here, so...
莫妮可的事我知道了 I know about Monique.
等我一会 Um... Excuse me a sec.
听着 不知道谁告诉你的 但是 Look, I don't know who you've been talking to, but, um...
你爱她吗 Did you love her?
她只是普通朋友 She was just a friend.
她八个月前失踪了 And she disappeared eight months ago.
警察前不久才找到她的尸体 The police just found her body.
八个月前 那就对了 Eight months ago? That's right.
那时候你正萎靡不振 When you fell into that big depression.
而我还天真地想 And I kept thinking,
哈维怎么这么难过呢 我该怎么让他开心 "Why is Harvey so blue? How do I cheer him up?"
全都是因为她 是不是 That was about her, wasn't it?
都结束了 她死了 It's over. She's dead.
但要是她没死 But if she weren't,
你会跟谁在一起 我还是她 who would you be with, me or her?
她已经死了 She's dead.
一共12.99美元 That'll be $12.99.
请出示会员卡 I'll take your Field's card.
你就不能把钱包放裤子里吗 Couldn't keep your wallet in your pants.
碧茨比先生 Mr. Bigsby?
听着 Look, um...
我得挂了 ...I gotta go.
妈妈 快看我们 Mommy, look at us!
我先去趟超市 很快回来看你们 I'll look as soon as I get back from the store.
再见 妈妈 Bye, Mom!
我是伊迪 This is Edie.
是的 我是他阿姨 Yeah, I'm his aunt.
他偷了什么 He shoplifted what?
好 好 马上就到 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be right there.
你怎么还没好 我们快迟到了 You're still packing? We're going to be late.
没有啊 没事啦 No. We're fine.
而且 我要等朱莉 Besides, I can't leave
买来牙膏才能走 until Julie gets back with my toothpaste.
我们不需要 我带了一大盒还有牙线 We don't need it. I packed a large tube and dental floss.
是吗 Really?
怎么英国人流露出一点对牙齿的爱护 Why are Americans so amazed when the English display
你们美国人就大惊小怪呢 the slightest acquaintance with dental hygiene?
好了 这大玩意儿 你可得帮个手 OK. I'm gonna need some help with this big baby.
快 拉拉拉 Go. Zip, zip, zip.
苏珊 真的都要带吗 又不是移民 Susan, do you really need all this? We're not emigrating.
我第一次去巴黎 一定要完美无暇 It's my first time to Paris. I want it to be magical.
就是说全部要带 所以赶紧的 And that means accessories, so back off.
那可是全球的时尚之都 It's the fashion capitol of the world.
我工作时 你可以直接刷我的卡消费 While I'm working take my credit card and buy new things.
不行 我不会花你的钱 No, no, I am not gonna spend your money.
我可以报销 I have an expense account.
你居然才告诉我 And you just tell me this now?
我去告诉司机 你马上就好 I'll tell the driver you'll be a minute.
你好 Hello.
对 我是她妈妈 Yes, this is her mother.
什么 What?
你肯定会爱上这里的 Well, you're gonna love the neighborhood.
-东西都搬完了吗 -差不多了 - Are you all moved in? - Pretty much.
只等我妹妹的医疗设备了 Just waiting on medical equipment for my sister.
我听说她身体不好 Oh. Yeah, I heard she isn't well.
-能说说她怎么了吗 -当然 - Can I ask what's wrong with her? - Of course.
很不幸 她患了罕见的退化... Unfortunately, she has this rare degenerative...
真可怜 不好意思 That's rough. Excuse me.
你说他不是你朋友 You told me you weren't friends with him.
现在你们还一起偷东西 Now you shoplift together?
妈妈 你知道我不会偷的 Mom, you know I wouldn't steal.
我也希望如此 I want to believe that.
可你突然带男孩子回家 还喝啤酒 But suddenly you're having boys over, you're drinking beer...
而且很快她就会去听 And soon she'll be listening to
现在流行的摇滚 that rock and roll music everybody talks about.
那我们怎么解决这个问题 So, how are we gonna handle this?
我车里有人要赶飞机 在等我 I have somebody in the car who's late for a plane.
-给我两分钟时间 -妈妈 - Can you give me two minutes? - Mom!
我对你太失望了 I am so disappointed in you.
-你好 卡洛琳 -你好啊 - Hello, Carolyn. - Yeah. Hey, how are you?
让他在这帮忙 Look, make him work it off.
你这个月就有个免费的苦力了 You get a free stock boy for a month.
一个月 不就一瓶10美元的威士忌吗 A month? It was a ten dollar bottle of whiskey.
就是啊 Exactly.
你都不知道偷点好东西 You weren't even smart enough to steal the good stuff.
哈维 别走啊 Harvey, don't walk away.
快点 说清楚 Come on. Let's sort this out.
诺拉 你的小算盘打得怎么样了 Hey, Nora, how's tricks?
我说在停车场还看到了你的车 I thought it was your car I saw in the lot.
你这个耍阴谋的婊子 You're a conniving bitch.
看来我律师跟你联系了 Ah. I see you've heard from our lawyer.
把我赶走还不够 So, it's not enough that you run me out of town.
你还要抢走我的孩子 You gotta steal my damn kid.
卡洛琳 你来这干嘛 Carolyn, what are you doing here?
哈维 我一直在想 I've been thinking, Harvey,
你既然这么爱莫妮可 that if you love Monique so much...
你得承认凯拉和我们一起总比住在 Even you have to admit Kayla would be better off with us
蒂华纳夜店楼上的阴暗隔间好得多 than in a dingy apartment over a Tijuana strip club.
相信我 勒奈特 Believe me, Lynette,
你不会想跟我纠缠不清的 you do not want to screw with me.
是你纠缠我的老公 You went after my husband.
应该感到害怕的人是你 If anyone should be afraid, it's you.
走 Go!
快跑 Go!
哈维 Harvey!
哈维 你他妈给我滚出来 Harvey, you come out of there, damn it!
蹲下 Down.
都蹲下 Everybody down.
谁都不许动 Nobody goes anywhere.
不许动 蹲下 Don't move. Get down.
不是吧 我们票都买了 You can't be serious. We have tickets.
飞机两小时后就起飞了 The plane leaves in two hours.
对不起 朱莉叛逆得不是时候 I'm sorry. I know, Julie picked a lousy time to rebel.
我不能就这么走了 I just can't fly off and ignore it.
你太小题大做了 You're overreacting.
只是年轻人打打闹闹 It's an adolescent prank
可你却认为是大难临头 and you're turning it into some great bloody crisis.
你不是有很多会议吗 You have a lot of meetings, anyway.
我们下次再去吧 We'll go some other time?
我不可能扔下朱莉不管 I can't leave Julie right now.
我们带上她 We'll take her with us!
有这样教育的吗 Oh, that's responsible parenting.
偷威士忌 Stealing whiskey?
小事 姑娘 我带你去巴黎 That's it, young lady, I'm taking you to Paris.
但这是个策略 Ah, but that's just some ruse.
一旦把她带上飞机 我们就给她点空中折磨 Once we get her on the plane we make her fly coach,
坐中间的座位 决不手软 middle seat, no mercy.
真的不行 I'm sorry.
失去你 巴黎黯然失色 It won't be Paris without you.
怎么回事 Hey. What the hell's going on?
-是碧茨比太太 她有枪 -什么 - It's Mrs. Bigsby. She has a gun. - What?
我说了全都不许动 I said nobody move.
她在后面 She's at the back.
我觉得我们能出去 I think we can make it.
顾客们注意了 Attention shoppers,
今天的活动是免受枪子之苦 we're having a special today on not getting shot.
但必须到超市后方来参加 But it's only available at the back of the store.
你们好 Hey, how are you?
欢迎来参加 我认识你吗 Thanks for joining us. Do I know you?
我儿子乔丹周日上您的主日课 My son Jordan's in your Sunday School class.
他是个好孩子 Oh, he's a great little boy.
所以别做傻事 So don't do anything
否则他明天就没妈妈了 that will make him wake up tomorrow without a mommy.
其他人注意了 你们好 我叫卡洛琳 Um, for the rest of you, hi, I'm Carolyn.
很抱歉牵连大家 I'm sorry for putting a crimp in your day.
我敢肯定 I'm pretty sure that
我那花心老公正在报警 my cheating husband is phoning the police.
所以我需要各位帮我 So I'm counting on all you folks to help me
把警察挡在门外 to keep them outside
好让我和我老公...把事情谈清楚 till Harvey and I have a chance to...talk things over.
哈维 Harvey!
你给你的顾客带来极大不便 快滚出来 You're inconveniencing your customers. Get out here!
是的 她有人质 Yeah, she's got hostages!
上帝 奥斯丁和朱莉都在里面 Oh, my God. Austin's there. And Julie!
你快滚出去 免得有人受伤 Get your ass out there before someone gets hurt!
我才不傻呢 她会冲我开枪的 What am I, a moron? She'll shoot me.
她挟持了10个无辜的人 She has got ten innocent people out there.
有时候为了顾全大局就得有所牺牲 Sometimes you've got to take one for the team.
-喂 -喂 亲爱的 是妈妈 - Hello. - Hello. Sweetie, it's Mommy.
叫爸爸接电话 I need to talk to Daddy.
波特霸占了所有的乐高玩具 Porter's hogging all the Legos.
告诉他我说了要一起玩 快叫爸爸来 Tell him I said to share. Now, put Daddy on!
我就是这么说的 I did tell him!
可他非要所有的乐高组装一个机器人 But he says he needs them all for his robot.
叫爸爸来 我给你买个真机器人 Put Daddy on and I'll buy you a real robot.
你说真的 You will?
带激光眼的大机器人 快去叫爸爸 A big one with laser beam eyes. Now, go get Daddy.
我有真机器人了 I'm getting a real robot.
我今天过得特别不好 I'm having a real bad day here.
让你们合作一点很过分吗 Is a little cooperation too much to ask?
勒奈特 Lynette?
就在超市里面 不 不 太可怕了 Down at the supermarket. No, no, it's terrible. Terrible.
对不起 出什么事了 Excuse me, what's going on?
-有个疯女人拿着枪 -在那里面 - There's a crazy woman with a gun. - In there!
别过去 往后站 往后站 No, no, no, stay back! Stay back!
卡洛琳 开开门 我女儿在里面 Carolyn, open up. My daughter's inside.
-抱歉 打烊了 -里面有个疯女人 - Sorry. Store's closed. - There's a crazy woman in there.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
-什么事 -快 打开电视 - Yeah? - Quick, turn on the TV.
-坏了 -那就打开收音机 - It's kind of on the fritz. - Turn on your radio.
你如果早10分钟来还能用 If you'd come ten minutes earlier.
一个女人在菲尔茨超市持枪伤人 A woman's shooting at Field's Market.
-她还挟持人质 -我的上帝 - She's got hostages. - Oh, my God.
我们都在布里家看呢 We're all watching it over at Bree's house
你这里出什么事了吗 Uh, is everything OK here?
没事 我们拌了几句嘴 Yeah, everything's fine. We're having a little squabble.
失陪一会儿 Would you give us a minute?
卡洛斯 你拿着那个干什么 Carlos, where do you think you're going with that?
目前情况尚未明朗 Information is very thin at this time.
在前门无法看到里面的人 We do not see anybody in the front of the building...
咖啡马上就好 Coffee's almost ready.
如果想看九频道的转播 If you'd prefer to watch the coverage on channel nine,
书房正播着 it's on in the den.
奥森 给格蕾塔拿个杯垫 Orson, Greta needs a coaster.
布里 你听说了吗 Bree, have you heard?
太可怕了 简直太可怕了 Awful, it's just awful.
-来点芥末鸡蛋 -谢谢 - Deviled egg? - Oh, thank you.
我说了她这肯定有吃的 I told you she'd have food.
我知道你们有些人 I'm sure some of you
或许认为这都是我造成的 might be thinking that this is all my fault.
我十恶不赦 其实我不是 他才是 And that I'm the bad guy here. But I'm not. He is.
你们别总打电话给我了 Will you people stop calling me?
我正忙着呢 I'm right in the middle of something.
他让我丢尽了人 He humiliated me.
首先他跟一个叫莫妮可的空姐鬼混 First he cheated on me with a stewardess named Monique.
多没创意 How cliche is that?
而且他还有脸跟别人说 And then he told people about it.
现在流言四起 Now there are news trucks out there.
朱迪·波普的老公有外遇 她还蒙在鼓里 Judy Pope's husband has an affair, nobody finds out.
他们居然拿我家的丑事到处宣扬 Mine cheats and they break into programming!
所有人都在嘲笑我 The whole town is laughing at me.
你听见了吗 哈维 You hear that, Harvey?
我就跟一个人说了 I only told one person.
很明显你找错了人 Well, it was clearly the wrong one.
跟你说了别打了 I told you to stop calling me!
蒂什 抱歉 我还以为是别人 Tish, I'm sorry. I thought it was somebody else.
天呐 是今天吗 太抱歉了 Oh, my God. Was that today? I'm so sorry.
我明白 蒂什 我知道我... I know, Tish. Yeah, I know. I know I...
你怎么这么平静 How can you look so calm?
-你难道不害怕 -不怕 - Aren't you scared? - No.
因为我今天不会死 Because I'm not gonna die today.
你也不会 And neither are you.
蒂什 我真的去不了 Tish, I really don't think that I can.
听我说 蒂什 上帝 I'm telling you. Oh, Tish, for God's sakes.
快打开电视吧 Turn on your damn TV.
打扰一下 我是苏珊·梅尔 Excuse me. My name is Susan Mayer.
-女士 这里是禁区 -我想交换 - Ma'am, this is a restricted area. - I'd like to trade places
里面的一个人质 你可以帮我吗 with one of the people inside. You do that?
您是说人质交换节目 Oh, you mean our hostage exchange program?
别这么刻薄 我女儿在里面 You don't have to be nasty. My daughter is inside.
女士 我们正尽一切可能把她救出来 Ma'am, we're doing everything we can to get her out safely.
请站到后面去 Now, please step back.
周边全部封锁 禁止任何人出入 I want the perimeter locked down. Nobody in, nobody out.
试着接通经理办公室的电话 See if you can get me a phone line with the manager's office.
注意 注意 卡洛琳·碧茨比 Attention, attention, Carolyn Bigsby.
-哪来的声音 -还是我 苏珊·梅尔 - Where is that coming from? - This is Susan Mayer... again.
首先 对疯女人这个称呼感到抱歉 First of all, I'm sorry for the crazy lady remark.
其次 我有个提议 Second, I have a proposition for you.
把她找出来 Find her now!
你放朱莉出来 我进去 Let Julie go and take me instead.
重复 换我进去 我肯定是个优秀人质 Repeat. Take me. I will be a model hostage.
如果你同意 请把朱莉带到... If we have a deal, signal by sending Julie to the...
你们放开我 卡洛琳 卡洛琳 Get your hands off me. Carolyn, Carolyn,
打我手机 号码是572... call my cell. It's 572...
我们仍不清楚 Now, we don't know
里面人员的位置 where anyone is inside the building right now.
目前正在等待消息 We are standing by waiting for information.
马上将对警方做一个短暂的采访 I'm hoping to talk to the chief of police in a couple minutes,
希望能得到最新消息 and get a few more details.
安德鲁 接下电话 Andrew, would you get the phone?
警方已公布嫌犯的姓名 Police have just released the name of the hostage taker.
是卡洛琳·碧茨比 It's Carolyn Bigsby,
是这家超市的店主哈维·碧茨比的妻子 wife of store owner Harvey Bigsby.
哈维告知警方他正被困在里面 Harvey has informed police that he is barricaded inside...
天呐 布里 你不是认识她吗 Oh, my God, Bree. Don't you know her?
是的 Yes.
今天早上我还碰见她 I just ran into her this morning.
妈 Mom?
刚才是伊迪·布利特的电话 That was Edie Britt on the phone.
她也在超市里 She's inside the market.
她还好吗 Is she all right?
还好 她被困在经理办公室里 Yeah. Uh, she's locked inside the manager's office.
但她说朱莉·梅尔 But she said that Julie Mayer
和斯加沃太太被当成人质了 and Mrs. Scavo are with the hostages.
帮我照看一下孩子好吗 Would you mind watching the kids?
我约了医生 I've got a doctor's appointment
勒奈特去超市半天也不回来 and Lynette is taking her sweet time at the market.
对不起 你们正在开派对吗 I'm sorry, you guys having a party?
我们继续进行现场报道 We continue to report live on the scene
人质在菲尔茨超市被扣押已有三小时 the hostage standoff at Field's Market enters its 3rd hour.
据警方发言人的消息 According to a police spokesman,
警方尚未与嫌犯取得进一步联系 there has been no further contact from the hostage taker.
我们仍在等待最新进展 We continue to wait for the latest information.
目前尚未获得最新消息 no new news at this point.
我们将在第一时间做现场报道 We'll bring you the latest as soon as it becomes available.
你还好吗 You all right?
我很好 只是食物快不够了 I'm fine. I'm just running out of food.
现在又去不了商店 And it's not as if I can go to the grocery store.
-布里 -还好我翻出了这根法式长棍 - Bree. - Thank God I found this stale baguette
我可以做烤面包片 还有虾 so I can make bruschetta. And there's shrimp,
这就可以做一道海鲜饭... so I'm gonna make my rice and seafood dish...
布里 这不是你的错 Bree, this is not your fault.
我不得不告诉她 I had to tell her.
她伤害了我 所以我还击 She hurt me, so I hurt her back.
如果朱莉或勒奈特 出了意外怎么办 If anything should happen to Julie or Lynette...
-我能做点什么 -你可以剥一瓣蒜 - Is there anything I can do? - You can peel a clove of garlic.
好吧 OK.
我想要生孩子 I wanted kids.
我很想要个孩子 I wanted kids so badly,
但是哈维跟她的第一任妻子生了两个 but Harvey had two from his first wife.
他说 她因此变肥了 He said it made her fat.
哈维喜欢苗条的女人 Harvey likes them lean
我每天都要跑4英里 I run four miles a day.
这是6年来我第一次吃甜饼干 It's my first cookie in six years.
你听到了吗 哈维 Did you hear that, Harvey?
我不再节食了 I'm breaking my diet!
她开始有点失控了 我要怎么做 She's starting to lose it out there. What do I do?
先让她平静下来 告诉她你很抱歉 Just keep her calm. Tell her you're sorry.
试试能不能让她 And see if you can get her
把孩子和老人先放了 to release the kids and old people.
好的 我试试 OK, I'll try.
卡洛琳 亲爱的 是我 Carolyn, honey, uh, it's me.
哈维 Harvey.
听着 我真的很抱歉 Listen, I'm really sorry.
是我错了 What I did was wrong.
但是我依然很爱你 But I still love you a lot.
不要废话了 Cut the crap.
我今天早上做了头发 I had my hair done this morning.
你注意到了没 Did you notice, huh?
你瞧过一眼没 Did you even notice?
我被分心了 Well, I was distracted.
你在对我开枪 You were shooting at me.
告诉她把孩子放了 Tell her let the kids go.
这他妈的是谁啊 Who the hell was that?!
怎么有女人在里面 You got a woman in there?
一个顾客而已 She's a customer.
别对我说谎 哈维 Don't lie to me, Harvey!
她是你的另一个贱人 不是吗 She's another one of your whores, isn't she?
这下好了 Oh, fantastic.
卡洛琳 我发誓 Carolyn, I swear.
闭嘴 Shut up!
我希望你在里面玩得尽兴 贱人 I hope you're having a good time in there, whore!
因为我也为你准备了一颗子弹 'Cause I got a bullet for you, too.
天啊 这可真是一场恶梦 God, what a nightmare.
你知道最怪异的是什么吗 You know what the weird part is?
什么 What?
我一直在想商场里的那个疯女人 I keep thinking about that crazy lady in the market and...
我觉得我理解她 I understand her.
我也会像她那样 I could be her.
不会的 Come on.
不 我是说真的 No, I mean it.
在过去的半年里 我感觉到的愤怒 The rage that I have felt in this past six months...
如果今天 在法庭里我有把枪的话 If I had a gun in the courthouse today...
你永远都不会朝我开枪的 You could never shoot me.
我不知道我会做出什么来 I don't know what I'm capable of anymore.
这场离婚让我变成了 This divorce has turned me into
这个尖酸刻薄 无比愤恨的人 this bitter, hateful person.
-我不喜欢她 -宝贝 - And I don't like her. - Hey, baby.
无论如何 For what it's worth,
我也不喜欢现在的你 I don't like who it's turned you into, either.
那我们就做回自己 Then let's stop being those people.
好的 OK.
你要知道 Hey, just so you know,
我听说里面那个女人是在主日学校教书的 I heard the woman in there teaches Sunday School.
主日学校的老师永远都不会伤害孩子的 A Sunday School teacher would never hurt a kid.
-不会的 -谢谢 - No way. - Thank you.
我肯定勒奈特也会没事的 I'm sure Lynette's gonna be fine, too.
我可不担心勒奈特 Oh, I'm not worried about Lynette.
天 勒奈特在那里的话 Hell, with Lynette in there
连谈判员都可以省了 they don't even need that negotiator.
你把勒奈特留在 You put Lynette in a room
有个想要射杀亲夫的女人的房间里 with a woman who wants to shoot her husband,
她会让他们重立山盟海誓 she'll have them renewing their vows.
没错 勒奈特很有说服力 Right. Lynette is very persuasive.
最多一个小时 I give it an hour, tops.
我们就能回到家里吃汉堡了 We'll all be back home and eating our hamburgers.
她本来是打算明天再去超市的 She was gonna go to the store tomorrow.
但是我们没有汉堡了 But we were out of hamburger.
而我想吃汉堡 And I wanted hamburgers.
我希望现在的场面 能让你 I hope all this is giving you
稍微明白我们的状况 a little perspective on our situation.
嘘 她警告我们不许说话 Shh! She told us not to talk.
你在想你的孩子们 对吧 You're thinking about your kids, right?
如果永远见不到他们 可就糟透了 How awful it'd be to never see them.
而你的要求 让我的余生正有这种感觉 That's what you're asking me to feel the rest of my life.
-诺拉 求你了 -我是怎么说的 - Nora, please! - Hey, what did I say?
对不起 对不起 我们会保持安静的 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We'll be quiet.
你和你的朋友开始让我有点恼怒了 You and your friend are starting to bug me.
她不是我的朋友 She's not my friend.
她要抢走我的孩子 She's trying to steal my kid.
诺拉 闭嘴 Nora, shut up!
-这是真的吗 -不 - Is that true? - No!
我 我们 我们分享监护权 I... we're... we have... we're sharing custody,
而她想要勾引我的丈夫 所以 and she tried to seduce my husband, so...
她就对你丈夫上下其手 She put the moves on your husband?
你怎么不早说 Why didn't you say so?
那是枪声 That was a shot.
我们听到里面传出了枪声 We just heard a shot fired inside the building.
有人开了一枪 A shot has been fired.
我相信你想表达的是 谢谢 I believe the phrase you're looking for is "thank you".
刚有人开了一枪 We just had a shot.
我们听到超市里面有枪声 We heard a shot fired inside the market.
警方开始采取措施 Police are responding,
他们开始严阵以待 taking this very seriously.
我们会继续在这等着 We are going to just continue to stand
看接下来会发生什么 and watch and wait and see what happens.
机场的电视有直播 It was on television at the airport.
我健步如飞地赶来了 I came as soon as I could.
我对她最后说的一句话是 The last thing I said to her was that
她让我失望了 she disappointed me.
警察已经确认一名人质遭到枪击 Police have just confirmed that a hostage has been shot.
重复 一名人质已遭到枪击 Repeat, a hostage has been shot.
目前还不知道被害者的名字 There's no word on the name of the victim at this time,
但确认是一名女性 but it is believed to be a female.
霍吉太太 Mrs. Hodge?
妈妈什么时候才会从超市回来 When's Mommy gonna be back from the store?
我相信她很快就回来了 I'm sure she'll be back soon.
为何不去吃点甜饼干呢 Why don't we go have some cookies?
妈妈说过 晚饭前我们不能吃甜饼干 Mommy said we can't have cookies before dinner.
我敢肯定 她是不会介意的 来吧 I'm sure she won't mind. Come on.
走吧 快来 Let's go. Come on.
我必须按住这止血 OK, I've got to keep the pressure on to stop the bleeding.
好消息是 你不需要请律师了 Well, the good news is, you won't need that lawyer now.
你会挺过去的 You are gonna get through this just fine.
停车场里停满了救护车 There is a parking lot full of ambulances out there.
你必须让我们把她送出去 You gotta let us take her out of here!
谁都别想离开 No one's leaving.
听我说 勒奈特 Listen to me. Lynette...
-关于凯拉 -别再说了 - About Kayla... - Oh, forget it!
我们以后再想法子 We'll work that out later.
我没时间了 你这个蠢货 I don't have later, you stupid bitch.
好的 就这么听着 OK, so listen.
好的 我在听 OK. I'm listening.
生下凯拉 是我这辈子唯一做过的 Kayla was the only good thing that I've ever done.
一件美事 In my whole life.
我需要你全心全意地好好照顾她 I need you to really take really good care of her.
好吗 OK?
我没时间和你耗了 快点 I don't have all day. Come on.
好的 好的 我会的 我会的 Yeah. Yes, I will. I will, I will.
我会视她如己出 我会的 诺拉 I will love her like she is my own. I will. Nora?
诺拉 Nora?!
诺拉 Nora!
天啊 God!
别这么看着我 Don't look at me that way.
你不就想置她于死地吗 You know you wanted her dead.
你怎么说得出口 How could you say that?
在我表明对于第三者的立场之后 You told me about her and your husband
是你告诉我她跟你丈夫的事 after I made it pretty clear where I stand on whores.
我可没想要这结局 I did not want this.
你竟敢说我想要她死 Don't you dare say that I wanted this.
-闭嘴 -不 我不会闭嘴的 - Shut up! - No, I will not shut up!
你是不是有病 What's the matter with you?!
你没注意到吗 Have you not been paying attention?
我丈夫背叛了我 My husband cheated on me.
谁在乎 谁在意 我们都有痛苦 Who cares?! Who cares?! We all have pain.
这里的所有人都有苦楚 Everyone in here has pain,
但是我们会解决它 but we deal with it.
我们咽下苦果 继续生活 We swallow it and get going with our lives.
我们绝不会到处枪杀陌生人 What we don't do is go around shooting strangers!
她罪有应得 She deserved it!
或许你这下场 也是罪有应得 Well, maybe you deserved to be cheated on!
我 我 对不起 我不该这么说的 I'm... I'm... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
你的确不应该 Yeah, you shouldn't have.
勒奈特那天晚上做了个梦 Lynette Scavo had a dream that night.
那是一个曾多次涌现的梦境 It was one she'd had many times before.
玛丽·艾莉丝 Hey, Mary Alice!
你还好吗 Are you OK?
还好 谢谢关心 Yes, thank you.
我很好 I'm fine.
好的 再见 OK. I'll see you later.
但这晚 梦境并非一如既往 But this night something changed.
不 你不好 我看得出来 No, you're not. I can tell.
拜托 Please...
告诉我发生什么事了 ...tell me what's wrong.
让我来帮你 Let me save you.
你帮不了我 You can't.
为什么 Why not?
亲爱的 对于无法预料的事 我们无能为力 Sweetie, we can't prevent what we can't predict.
真的走投无路了吗 Isn't there anything I can do?
有 Yes.
好好享受这美好的一天 You can enjoy this beautiful day.
珍惜一切 We get so few of them.
这是勒奈特最后一次梦到我 This was the last time Lynette would ever dream of me.
感谢她 为我指点迷途 And for her sake, I am grateful.