《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
奥森的妻子阿尔玛 无故失踪 Orson's wife, Alma, disappeared.
加布觅得新的任务 Gabby found a new calling.
简直令人难以置信 闭嘴 I'm unbelievable. Close your mouths.
紫藤郡 搬进了新人 Someone new moved in.
他是个单身汉 与身残妹妹同住 He's a bachelor who lives with his invalid sister.
但勒奈特发现了不可告人的秘密 But Lynette found a dark secret.
我们的邻居是个恋童癖者 Our neighbor is a pedophile.
你不能就此坐视不理 勒奈特 You can't sit on this, Lynette.
奥森的母亲 揭露了他的往事 Orson's mother revealed his past.
他背叛了阿尔玛 伤透了她的心 He cheated on Alma. Broke her heart,
就为了和他的宝贝莫妮可缠绵 for his precious Monique.
莫妮可·波利耶吗 Monique Polier?
警方无法获取证据 The police couldn't find evidence...
我们找不到工具箱 We couldn't find the toolbox.
他可是个水管工 The man's a plumber.
终于在麦克要掩藏证据时 ... until Mike tried to hide it.
把东西给我 I'll take those.
一年一度的街区派对 The annual block party
是紫藤郡冬季的传统节目 was a winter tradition on Wisteria Lane.
大伙传递着节日的欢乐 It was a way for the residents to spread holiday cheer.
人人都会收到邀请 Everyone was invited.
新邻居阿特·谢博特自然也不例外 Including Art Shepard, the newest resident of Wisteria Lane.
但是 日子愈发临近 But as the big night drew near,
另一种气氛也随之蔓延开来 more than holiday cheer was being spread around.
你听说了新搬来那户的事没有 Did you hear about the new guy that just moved in?
简直有一箩筐呀 Well, get a load of this.
显然 那变态把器具都藏在 Apparently, the perv's got all this weird stuff
他的地下室里 in his basement.
不 实话说 No, seriously.
几乎是个布满玩具的陷阱 It's like this big kiddie trap full of toys.
周日晚上 流言传遍全郡 By Sunday evening, most of the gossiping had subsided
整个巷子再一次沉浸在 and the neighborhood was once again consumed
节日的气氛中 by the spirit of the season.
朋友们喝着蛋酒谈笑风生 Friends laughed over eggnog.
情人们在槲寄生下深情相吻 Lovers kissed under mistletoe.
真是一幅欢快祥和的美景 And the mood was jolly.
直到某人出现在众人眼前 That is, until a certain guest made his appearance.
看看是谁来了 Look who's here!
-大家圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas, everybody! - Merry Christmas!
千万别 你难道不知道他的事吗 Don't you do that! Don't you know what he did?
小家伙们 今年谁比较乖 Now, kids, who's been good this year?
不是吧 难道大家都很淘气 Oh, come on. Everybody was naughty?
叫我拿这辆消防车如何是好啊 What am I gonna do with this fire truck?
乔伊 回来 Joey, get back here!
怎么回事 What's going on?
我不知道 I'm not sure.
我们走 女孩们 Let's go, girls.
阿特 也许我们该回去了 Art, maybe we should go.
是的 对于紫藤郡的众人而言 Yes, for the residents of Wisteria Lane,
今晚是一年最欢畅的时刻 it was the most wonderful time of the year.
但对阿特·谢博特与他妹妹来说 But for Arthur Shepard and his sister,
却是万籁俱寂的黑夜 it had turned out to be a very silent night.
在紫藤郡人们的眼中 For the residents of Wisteria Lane,
节日的氛围必须伴随着 the holiday season could only begin...
摆放各种装饰 ... once the decorations came out.
布置各色彩灯 For some, that meant pulling out the colored lights.
悬挂各类花环 For others, it meant locating that holiday wreath.
还有陈列圣诞节布景 Then there were those eager to display their Nativity scene.
但对爱侣 不可或缺的 But for a romantic few, it was all about...
便是槲寄生 ... the mistletoe.
按照传统 你得亲亲我 You have to kiss me. It's the law.
看你热情这么高 While you're in a good mood,
我来给你降降温 I thought I'd spring something on you.
我父母这回要来 My parents are coming to town.
你父母 真的吗 Your parents? Really?
我想问问你 And I wondered
周六是否有空跟我们一道共享晚餐 if you might be free to join us for dinner Saturday.
当然 Absolutely!
也就是说他们知道我跟你的关系了 So I assume this means they know about me?
-当然了 -你是不是这样跟他们讲的 - But of course.- And they know about me as in,
"爸爸妈妈 有劲爆消息要宣布 "Mum, Dad, bloody good news!
我新交了一个活泼可人的女友" I've got myself a smashing new girlfriend"?
你太可爱了 That's adorable.
不过请别在我父母面前这么干 Please don't do it in front of them.
好吧 Right.
需要我到那家法国餐厅 So do you want me to make reservations
预定座位吗 at that little French place?
我原本也这么想 We could do that.
但考虑到他们只停留4小时 But it's a four-hour layover,
外出折腾肯定会很累 and they'll be exhausted.
所以干脆让他们过来 由你下厨 I thought we might have a more enjoyable time
让大家能多享受点欢乐时光 if they came here and you made dinner for them.
我想我们是时候该谈谈了 OK. I guess it's time we have the conversation.
伊恩 Ian...
我从未给你下过厨 你不觉得奇怪吗 ...haven't you ever wondered why I've never cooked for you?
我以为你比较懒 I just assumed that you were lazy.
不 我倒希望如此 No. I wish.
我厨艺不佳 My cooking is not good.
没关系 我父母没指望吃一顿饕餮盛宴 Well, my parents won't be expecting a gourmet meal.
那他们想感受一下胃痉挛吗 Will they be expecting stomach cramps?
胃酸 还是盗汗吗 Acid reflux? Night sweats?
别这么说嘛 哪有那么糟 Come on. You can't be that bad.
是不是我非要亲自下厨不可 Is it really important that I make them a home-cooked meal?
主要是他们喜爱各种老式的自制家常菜 It's just, they're very old-fashioned, hearth and home types.
否则他们可能会问 And they might wonder
你干嘛不努力尝试一下 why you didn't make the effort.
不过没关系 But it's OK.
他们会接纳你的 迟早的事 You'll win them over... eventually.
好 那我试试吧 OK, I'll give it a shot.
谢谢你 Thank you.
其实 不用太丰盛 Now, nothing elaborate.
做个简单的烤肉 外加几个配菜即可 Just a simple roast and something appropriate to go with it.
行 就像野战医院开饭 Right. Like an ambulance.
艾米 步子迈小一点 小步 No, Amy, small steps, small.
雪花小姐是翩然而至的 Little Miss Snowflake glides,
而非大步流星 she doesn't stomp.
-好些了吗 -好些了 宝贝 - Is that better?- Getting there, sweetie.
若她是匹马 我们早就了断了她 If she was a horse, we'd have to shoot her.
小可怜 她练得多认真 Poor thing. She tries so hard.
对啊 她演技不错 Yeah, she's a trouper.
-淘汰她 -什么 为什么 - Let's dump her. - What? Why?
评委们是针对她们的整体表现打分 Consultants are judged on the strength of their roster.
就算我们没法把那些差劲的选手一一清除 We can't bounce every nose-picking no-talent,
但至少可以淘汰拖我们后退的个别分子 but we can lose the one who's dragging us down.
此人就是艾米 and that's Amy
可不能这么做 她妈妈去年刚过世 We can't do that. Her mother died last year.
我知道 这挺残酷 Yes, I know, I know, and it's tragic.
但商业终归是商业 But we are running a business.
艾米耗费了我们大把的时间 Amy is sucking up all our time
我们应该尽力栽培雪丽才是 and we should be focusing on Sherri.
她倒是有胜出的希望 She actually has a shot at winning.
那我怎么跟她家人讲 How will I tell her family?
我们一起面对 We'll do it together.
-我们得说得圆滑点 -你确定吗 - We'll be diplomatic.- Are you sure about this?
这孩子刚刚从悲痛中走出来 The poor kid's been through the wringer.
艾米 上帝啊 Amy! For God sakes!
雪花小姐可不会到处乱抓 Little Miss Snowflake does not scratch down there!
话说她妈妈过世也有一年了 Well, then again, her mother died a year ago.
不能再让她打亲情牌了 How long is she gonna milk it?
霍吉妈妈 我给你送早餐来了 Mother Hodge, I have your breakfast.
放那里吧 Just put it over there.
我待会再吃 I'll pick through it later.
你在看什么 What are you watching?
家庭录像 Home movies.
回忆过往总有无限美妙 不是吗 It's fun looking back at the past, isn't it?
不过是年迈等死的人 消磨时间而已 Well, it's one way to kill time while you're waiting for death.
家里还有有线电视的 We also have cable.
你决定跟奥森掰了吗 Have you decided what you're gonna do about Orson?
-决定 -是啊 律师请了没 - Decided? - Yes. Have you called a lawyer yet?
这个无须你操心 I don't think that's any of your concern.
我不想多管闲事 I don't mean to pry.
但我觉得 我儿子配不上 But I think you're a good Christian woman,
你这样的基督教徒 and you deserve better than my son.
我会好好考虑你的建议 Well, I will take that under advisement.
如果你给他机会 他会把你拖下水的 If you give him a chance he'll draw you back in.
他向来那样 It's what he does.
趁早离开他 Just walk away.
事情没那么简单 我爱他 It's not that easy. I love him.
你会想开的 我就想开了 You'll get over it. I did.
-圣诞快乐 -你好啊 - Merry Christmas! - Hello.
圣诞快乐 等等 等等 Merry Christmas. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
相信我 丽塔 我也被他吓到 Well, believe me, Rita,he scares me too.
也许我们应该开个会 You know what? We should have a meeting.
把所有妈妈聚起来 Get all the moms together
商议一下对策 and figure out what to do about this guy.
周六 你家就行 Saturday. Your house sounds good.
丽塔 我得挂了 Hey, Rita, I gotta go.
抱歉 我现在不方便 我赶时间 Sorry, I can't talk now. I have somewhere to go.
而我弟弟就不同了 Well, my brother doesn't.
青年中心刚刚解雇了他 The Youth Center just fired him.
-这下你高兴了 -我没什么难过的 - Are you happy? - I'm not sad.
他根本就不该和孩子们待在一起 He shouldn't be around kids.
我看过那些照片 I saw those pictures.
那些男孩只是他游泳队的队员 Those boys were on his swim team.
他为他们骄傲 He was proud of them.
而你却描述成污秽之事 Turning that into something dirty
强加给我弟弟 says more about you than him.
随你如何替他辩解 You can defend him all you want.
我相信眼见为实 I know what I know.
你听说了我弟弟昨天在五金店 Did you know my brother got spit on
遭人吐唾沫吗 at the hardware store yesterday?
餐厅拒绝让我们进去用餐 That they refused to serve us at the diner?
我们的车胎在教堂停车场被人划开 That our tire got slashed at the church parking lot?
我身子骨虚 I am not a well woman.
我不想遭受这些压力 I don't need this stress.
关于此事我很抱歉 Well, I am sorry that happened.
你难道从未想过 哪怕只是一刹那 Have you considered, even for a moment,
你的判断或许是错的 that you could be wrong?
你误读了眼前所见 That you misinterpreted what you saw?
你无端端地正在毁掉我弟弟的一生 That you are ruining my brother's life
也毁了我的生活 and mine over nothing?
我有孩子 I have kids, OK?
孩子们的安全高于一切 Better safe than sorry.
你自保时还会顾及别人的感受吗 As long as you're safe, what do you care who's sorry?
明晚我要为伊恩的父母下厨 So I'm cooking dinner for Ian's parents tomorrow night,
这回是初次见面 and it's the first time I'm meeting them,
所以我想给他们留点好印象 so I sort of want to impress them.
难道你要下厨 And yet you're cooking?
问题就在这儿 Well, that's the thing.
我在想 如果你不忙的话... So I was hoping, you know, if you're not too busy...
不忙不忙 这玩意儿很快就能搞定 Oh, no, no. These things practically build themselves.
谢谢 你真是救世主 Thank you. You are a lifesaver.
其实 让我专注于别的事也好 Actually, I could probably use the distraction.
昨晚我让奥森搬出去了 I asked Orson to move out last night.
拜托 你为何要把工具箱藏在林子里 Come on, why would you bury your toolbox in the woods?
我知道警察在找它 所以就慌了 I knew the cops were looking for it and I panicked.
我想给自己争取点时间 I was trying to buy myself some time.
我看你争取了20年有期甚至无期 You may have bought 20-to-life.
-让他吃口早饭吧 -卡洛斯 你别掺和 - Let the guy enjoy his breakfast. - Stay out of this, Carlos.
麦克 看着我 Mike, I want you to look at me.
看着我的眼睛 You look me in the eye and
向我发誓 你从未杀过任何人 you swear to me that you didn't kill anybody.
我要说多少遍 我不记得了 How many times do I have to tell you? I can't remember.
你不记得了 还是故意不记得的 You can't remember, or you don't want to remember?
伙计们 Guys?
我看你还是得去趟警局 You have got to go to the police with all of this.
不行 还不是时候 我需要时间考虑一下 I can't. Not yet. I need some time to think.
他老婆失踪 情妇被杀 His wife goes missing, then his mistress turns up dead.
还有什么要考虑的 What is there to think about?
听起来是很可疑 但打心底 I know it sounds suspicious, but in my heart of hearts,
我不敢相信奥森会做这种事 I just can't believe that Orson could do such a thing.
亲爱的 我们都爱 Sweety, we all want to believe
把在乎的人往好处想 the best of the people we care about.
但千万不能 But you cannot let your
在铁的事实下 让别人蒙蔽你的眼 feelings for a man blind you to cold hard facts.
这是要干嘛 What in the world?
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
-怎么回事 -他们以涉嫌谋杀逮捕麦克 - What's going on? - They just arrested Mike for murder.
什么 What?
他们说他杀了新闻里 They're saying he killed that woman on the news,
叫莫妮可的女人 that Monique person.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
不敢相信我们要让那小女孩心碎了 I can't believe we're gonna break that little girl's heart.
别打退堂鼓 Do not wimp out on me here.
这都是为了生意 We gotta do what's best for the business.
他爸爸要是吼我怎么办 What if her father yells at me?
我会跳出来保护你的 Then I will jump in and defend you.
好 如果为我反击 请措辞圆滑些 OK. But if you do, try and be diplomatic.
我一向圆滑 I'm always diplomatic.
快进去 你这个没用的 Now just get in there, you spineless 'mo.
打扰了 是皮尔斯先生吗 Excuse me, Mr. Pearce?
很高心您今天能来 So glad you could come today.
这是我的合伙人 加布丽尔 This is my partner, Gabrielle.
幸会 Pleasure to meet you.
坐吧 Shall we?
你们找我有什么事 So, what did you want to talk to me about?
-艾米出了什么问题吗 -其实也没什么啦 - Is there a problem with Amy? - Not a problem, per se.
我们就是有些担心 We're just a little concerned
她缺乏一种 that she might not have the temperament
脱颖而出的气质 for pageant competitions.
什么意思 And what does that mean?
比如在表演的时候 她并没有... Well, when it comes to performing, she's not exactly...
她有些... 还不跳进来帮我 Well, she tends to be... Feel free to jump in.
我完全不知道你在说什么 I have no idea where you're going with this.
加布和我讨论说 艾米的资质有限 Well, as Gaby and I discussed, Amy has certain limitations.
-她获胜的希望不大 -韦恩 - Her odds of winning are slim. - Vern!
他太好胜了 He is so competitive.
我老是提醒他 参赛的都只是孩子 I constantly have to remind him they're just kids.
-你什么时候失去兴趣了 -我想你知道的 - When did you lose the joy? - Oh, I think you know.
等等 我糊涂了 你们是想淘汰艾米吗 Wait, I'm confused. Are you dumping Amy?
当然不是 比尔 Of course not, Bill.
我能叫你比尔吗 Can I call you Bill?
我们只是觉得 It's just, we feel that
一对一指导对艾米来说更好 Amy would benefit from some private coaching.
要不我来你家吧 周五5点行吗 Maybe I could come to your house? Say, Friday, 5:00?
当然 我想可以 Sure. Yeah, I guess.
好啊 那就约好啦 Great. It's a date.
也许我也应该来 Maybe I should come, too.
对艾米说了这么多难听的话 After the harsh things you said about Amy,
我看还是免了 I don't think so.
我们得请个好律师 I'm gonna need a good lawyer.
这得好好找找 And that may take a little research.
不管谁接手都要预付定金的 And whoever takes my case will need a retainer.
如果你不介意 我保证会还你 So if you don't mind, I promise I'll pay you back.
-没事 -别忘了把扳手的事和他交代一下 - Oh, OK. - Make sure he knows about my wrench.
显然他们检查出 Apparently, they tested it
上面有莫妮可的血迹 and found traces of this Monique's blood.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我不知道你是否注意到了 麦克 I don't know if you've picked up on this, Mike,
我从未开心过 but I haven't been happy.
不 我没有注意到 No, I didn't pick up on it.
几周前我就想告诉你了 I wanted to tell you this weeks ago.
真希望我说了 现在你肯定觉得 I wish that I had. Because now, I know you're gonna think
我和你分手是因为斧头上查出有血迹 I'm breaking up with you over the blood on the axe.
-是扳手 -管他呢 - Wrench. - Whatever.
但相信我 不是的 But believe me, that's not it.
是... It's just...
我们进展得太快了 we are moving too fast.
你到底想说什么 What are you trying to say?
也许我们应该暂时分开 Well, maybe we should just take a break.
约约其他人之类 You know, date other people.
你在我入狱的这一天告诉我这个 You're telling me this on the day I'm put in a men's prison?
所以我说时机很不巧 Well, I said the timing was bad.
抱歉 真的抱歉 I am sorry. I-- I really am.
我承受不了这些 I just can't do this.
他们说有人来看我 They told me somebody was coming,
但没想到是你 but I did not expect it to be you.
伊迪给你请到可靠的律师了吗 Is Edie getting you a good lawyer?
怎么可能 她在今天甩了我 I doubt it. She dumped me today.
-什么 为什么 -我因为涉嫌谋杀被捕了 - What? Why? - Well, I was arrested for murder.
这... 太过分了 Still... it's tacky.
好吧 我来帮你吧 Well, OK, then... I'll help get you out.
保释金多少 What's your bail?
一百万美金 A million dollars.
苏珊 你没必要帮我的 You don't have to help me, Susan.
我愿意 I want to.
你想不想知道 Are you gonna ask?
什么 What?
是不是我杀了她 If I killed that woman.
不用问 我知道你是清白的 I don't have to. I know you didn't.
我能像你这么确定就好了 I wish I was that sure.
我... I...
我脑海一直闪过她的面庞 I have these flashes where I see her face,
我肯定见过她 so I must have known her.
如果是的话 也许真的事有蹊跷 And if I did, maybe something happened.
或许我怒了 可能... Maybe I got angry, maybe...
一定事出有因 There's an explanation for this,
我们一起来弄明白 and we're gonna figure it out.
你不要担心 Don't worry about a thing.
加布丽尔小姐 Miss Gabrielle!
什么时候出来看我练啊 When are you gonna come outside and watch me?
宝贝 我对草和花蜜过敏 Oh, the grass, honey and my allergies.
你先练着 Go ahead and practice.
我在这儿看着呢 I'll watch you from here.
你确定不需要我帮忙吗 Are you sure I can't help with anything?
不用 我做单身父亲有一阵子了 No, I've been a single dad for a while now.
晚餐应付得来 I got the dinner thing down.
我一般都找餐馆 I've got the restaurant thing down.
我可不想只为一个人做饭 I can't bring myself to cook for one.
但也从未做过双人份 Not that I ever cooked for two.
今晚不用找餐馆了 Well, no restaurant tonight.
你和我们一起吃吧 You are having dinner with us.
你真好 That's sweet.
为了你对艾米的帮助 我略尽谢意 It's the least I can do to thank you for helping Amy.
没什么啦 Oh, it's nothing.
是啊 她挺特别的 Yeah, she's a special girl.
说说你吧 再次单身的感觉如何 How is it for you, being single again?
说实话 Oh, honestly...
糟透了 I hate it.
-就像我忘了如何约会一样 -同感 - It's like I've forgotten how to date. - Me, too.
我还被一朋友 I even let a friend of mine
拉去参加速配 take me into one of those speed-dating things.
-情况如何 -我进都没进去 - How was it? - I didn't even go in.
我坐在酒店大堂 看着那些孤单的 I sat in this hotel lobby, watched all these lonely,
绝望的单身贵族们一个个进场 desperate single people filing in,
于是猛然意识到 我也是其中之一 and then it hit me, I'm one of them.
我也感同身受 I know what you mean.
看到了吗 杖子转了三圈我接住了 Did you see that? It spun three times and then I caught it!
-你们没看到 -对不起 亲爱的 - You didn't see. - Yeah, I'm sorry, sweetie.
-我让加布丽尔分心了 -不 是我不好 - I was distracting Gabrielle. - Oh, no, it's totally my fault.
对不起 亲爱的 出去再来一遍吧 I'm sorry, sweetie. Go outside and do it again.
我保证这一次我们会看 I promise, this time we're gonna watch.
请进 Come in.
好漂亮啊 Wow, those are gorgeous.
我想到你忙着做饭 Well, I figured you'd be too busy cooking
而无暇顾及餐桌中央的摆饰 to manage a centerpiece.
或许你厨艺不精 Well, you may not be a good cook,
但挺爱整洁的 but you're certainly a tidy one.
别担心 晚餐都搞定了 Don't worry. Dinner's all taken care of.
有白酒烩牛肉 We're having blanquette de veau
和橙酒梳芙厘 and a grand marnier soufflé.
挺有信心嘛 That's very ambitious of you.
布里什么时候做好 And when will Bree be done making it?
五点半 5:30.
但我会亲自加热好的 But I am re-warming it all by myself.
这都是什么 Oh, what's all this?
-麦克因谋杀罪被逮捕了 -上帝啊 - Mike was arrested for murder. - My God.
当然 他完全是无辜的 I mean, of course he's totally innocent.
我只是想帮他找个律师 I'm just trying to help him find a lawyer.
难道 Oh, shouldn't, um,
这不是他女友份内的事吗 shouldn't his girlfriend be doing that?
对 但伊迪把他甩了 Yeah. Edie dumped him.
好吧 我知道这看起来很怪 OK, I know how this looks,
但我就是觉得难受 but I just feel bad.
他只是个朋友罢了 He's just a friend now.
是啊 朋友 Yes, yes, a friend
耗费你六个月时间伴其左右 you sat by for six months,
期待他苏醒 然后继续迷惑你 hoping he'd wake up and ravish you again.
如今只有你能迷惑我 You are the only one allowed to ravish me these days.
别瞎想了 So stop worrying.
奥森 还是我 Orson, it's me again.
请回电话 我们需要谈谈 Please call. We need to talk.
总是你下骰子 你暗地里作弊吧 You always do the chips. I think you're stealing money.
-那好 我来下骰子 行吧 -行 - Well, I'll do the chips, you deal. - You got it.
姑娘们 从上次打牌至今感觉度日如年 Guys, why has it been so long since we played poker?
我都望眼欲穿了 I really need this.
我不也是嘛 Me too.
午后跟女友们聊天 There's nothing more relaxing than
分享美食就是天底下最妙的事 an afternoon of finger food and girl talk.
-女士们 我来了 -你好吗 - Hi, ladies. - Hey, how're ya doing?
你跟警方交代了 So, did you tell the police
奥森是杀害莫妮可凶手的事情没有 you think Orson killed Monique?
-什么 -没有 - What? - No, I did not.
我不打算这么做 And I don't plan to.
但麦克被关在牢里 But Mike is in jail.
是你自己说你觉得奥森是凶手 You said yourself you thought Orson did it.
我说我对此有过顾虑 但既然麦克被捕 I said I had concerns, concerns that have disappeared
我的顾虑就烟消云散了 now that Mike has been arrested.
什么 你相信是麦克杀的人吗 What? You think Mike is guilty?
我们还是聊些家长里短吧 Why don't we start that girl talk?
我要掷骰子了 大家准备好了吗 I'll get the ball rolling. Anybody have a yeast infection?
警方在麦克丢弃的扳手上 They found Monique's blood on the wrench
发现了莫妮可的血迹 Mike was trying to dispose of.
依我看 所谓的"无辜" 很难站住脚 I mean, that hardly screams "innocence."
可她的一口牙全被拔光了 Her teeth were pulled!
在你眼里 这难道还不足以说明 You don't think that's worth telling the cops
她死前和某个牙医关系混乱吗 she was messing around with a dentist?
莫非奥森和女死者睡过 Orsen was slipping it to the dead chick?
麦克是无辜的 我打心眼里就知道 Mike is innocent.I know that in my heart.
我们双方各执一词 苏珊 We all have convictions, Susan.
但据我所知 麦克上次入狱罪名是过失杀人 I believe Mike's last one was for manslaughter.
好了 好了 双方都交换了意见 OK, OK, we've all made some excellent points
观点鲜明 情绪高涨 and blown off a little steam.
我们开始玩牌吧 Whoo, let's play some cards.
如果你真的确信奥森与此事无关 If you're sure Orson is innocent,
我们为何不去查证一下 why don't we go through his things?
-他的办公桌在哪 -办公室里 - Where's his desk?- At his office.
你以为能找到什么 What did you think you'd find there?
谁知道 一封勒索信也说不定呢 I don't know. A blackmail letter.
一串牙齿项链 A necklace made of teeth.
不玩牌了 是吧 We're not playing cards, are we?
-不玩了 -我才不要跟这女人一起玩 - Nope. - I'm certainly not playing with a woman who is
一个由着麦克当她变态老公的替罪羊 willing to let Mike take the fall
而无动于衷的女人 for her psycho husband.
不用说 Well, needless to say,
我也无须给伊恩父母做饭了 I won't be cooking dinner for Ian's parents.
-我自己搞得定 -很好 - Fine. I'll cook myself.- Good.
要是餐后留有活口 请通知我 Let me know if there are any survivors.
要是你家奥森回来了 And if you take Orson back,
也请知会我 you do the same.
方才实在不好意思 That was incredibly awkward.
让你们俩难堪了 抱歉 I'm sorry you both had to sit through it.
怪我吗 是我做错了吗 Was it me? Was I out of line?
-我保持中立 -事情总会过去的 - No way I'm taking sides. - This'll blow over.
-你说得对 -但愿如此 - You're right. - I hope so.
进来吧 你来的正是时候 Come on in, you're just in time.
非常感谢 丽塔 Thanks so much, Rita.
这个主意非常好 I think it's such a good idea
大家聚在一起好好谈谈 that we all get together and talk...
这是在干嘛 What is all this?
我们决定到阿特家门口进行抗议游行 We decided to stage a protest in front of Art's house.
抗议游行 A protest?
丽塔 我想让"恋童癖者"更醒目些 Rita, I want the word "pedophile" to really stand out.
你这里有亮片吗 Do we have any glitter?
改成"性骚扰者" 更加贴切些 Say "molester." It sounds scarier.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我以为是大家一起讨论 I thought we were all gonna talk about
如何提防那家伙 how to keep an eye on this guy.
没这必要 他是个危险人物 We're past talking. The guy is a menace.
但我们纯属猜测 并无证据 Well, that's what we think,but we don't exactly have proof.
青年中心都把他给开除了 The Youth Center just fired him.
你还要什么证据 How much proof do you need?
但是 那仅仅是因为 But, see, the only reason they fired him
大家对他议论纷纷 is because people were gossiping.
而各种流言蜚语 And the only reason they're gossiping
却始于我与麦克卢斯基太太之间的谈话 is because of what I told Mrs. McCluskey.
对 你还叫我通知大伙儿 Yeah, and you told me to spread the word.
以便邻居们都看好自家孩子 免得受伤 So that people could watch their kids and be vigilant.
难不成你要等到孩子被他非礼后才出手吗 So, you wanna wait until he molests one of our kids?
-你到底站哪边 -行了 - Whose side are you on?- Knock it off.
大伙记住了 要不是勒奈特 Remember, if it weren't for Lynette,
我们就不可能发现这个变态 we never would've found out about this creep.
她是我们的英雄 She's our hero.
爸爸 再见 Bye, Daddy.
再见 玩得高兴 See you. Have fun.
我在想 你下课后要不要来杯咖啡 So I was thinking, you wanna grab a coffee
或喝点别的什么 or something after class?
我还真想喝杯咖啡 其他的也行 I'd love to grab a cup of coffee...or something.
艾米 你可真幸运 Amy, you are so lucky
有这么好的父亲 to have such a nice dad.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
-离他远点 -什么 - Leave him alone. - Excuse me?
没听到吗 我不想你跟他约会 You heard me? I don't want you dating him.
宝贝 Oh, sweetheart.
我能理解你的感受 I have a feeling I know what this is about.
-你不懂 -我懂的 - No, you don't. - I think I do.
你想妈妈了 You miss your mommy.
所以 一看见你爸爸对其他人示好 And it feels funny seeing your daddy be nice
你就浑身难受 to somebody else.
相信我 我不会取代你妈妈的位置 But believe me,I'm not trying to replace your mom.
但我会 Well, I am.
并且我已经有最佳人选了 And I have someone all picked out.
什么 What?
我想要我爸娶雪丽的妈妈 I want my dad to marry Sherri's mom.
一起上课的那个雪丽 Sherri from class?
我们是最好的朋友 我们已经计划好了 We're best friends. We have it all planned.
我们的父母一旦结婚 Our parents are gonna get married,
我们就成为亲姐妹了 and then we'll be real sisters.
那你爸爸怎么办 你考虑过他的感受吗 And your dad? You care what he wants?
我妈妈死了 My mom died.
只要我开心 我爸爸就高兴 All my dad wants is for me to be happy.
行了 去上课吧 教我如何在T台上漫步 Now, get in there and teach me how to work the runway.
这才是你的本职工作 不是吗 That's what we're paying you for, right?
奥森 Orson?
-布里 -奥森 - Bree? - Orson.
为什么不回我电话 Why haven't you returned any of my calls?
我怕你要跟我离婚 I was afraid you were calling to ask me for a divorce.
怎么会 No, I wasn't.
警方以谋杀莫妮可·波利耶的罪名逮捕了麦克 They arrested Mike for the murder of Monique Polier.
是吗 They did?
那一晚你说要对我坦白一切 The other night you wanted a chance to explain everything.
那好 现在正是时候 我洗耳恭听 Well, here it is, and I want it all.
要是你对我有任何隐瞒 If I find that you've left anything out,
我就提出离婚 then I will ask for that divorce.
好吧 OK.
你可真用功 雪丽 You're working so hard, Sherri.
看来你很想赢得比赛啊 You must really want to win this pageant.
渴望极了 More than anything.
一份耕耘 一份收获 Well, I think dedication should be rewarded.
所以我给你一个小惊喜 So I have a little surprise for you.
什么惊喜 What is it?
你知道 比赛开始前 Well, You know how the pageant starts
会先有一个开幕式 with a big opening number?
今年 所有选手将成双成对地迈着舞步进场 This year, all the contestants are gonna dance in pairs.
所以我安排你 And I've arranged for you
和你最好的姐妹艾米分到一组 to dance with your best friend, Amy!
-你怎么了 宝贝 -我觉得 - What's wrong, sweetie? - Well...
艾米特可差劲了 ...Amy sucks.
可我觉得你俩是挺搭的一对好姐妹啊 Well, I thought you two were practically sisters.
是这么回事 但她还是很差劲 We are. But she still sucks.
第一印象至关重要 这可是你说的 And first impressions are everything. You said so yourself.
-话虽是这么说 -而且还是开幕式 - Well, that's true.- And this is the opening number.
要是评委见到我跟呆瓜一起出场 If the judges see me tripping over that klutz,
我就输定了 there's no way I'm gonna win.
也对 要是还没告诉艾米就好了 That's a good point. Now I wish I hadn't told Amy.
-你跟她讲了 -她激动死了 - You already told her? - She was so excited.
你们俩关系那么铁 Well, she's your best friend.
要不你跟她讲实话 她会理解的 Why don't you just tell her the truth? She'll understand.
要是她不理解呢 What if she doesn't?
友谊可有可无 Well, friends come and go,
但荣耀一去不复返 but a crown is forever.
我从未爱过阿尔玛 I never loved Alma.
是我妈妈硬把我们凑到一起 My mother pushed us together,
而我居然傻兮兮地让她怀了孕 and I was stupid enough to get her pregnant.
你们有孩子了 You had a child?
婚礼后一个月 阿尔玛流产了 Alma miscarried a month after the wedding.
-我当时进退两难 -你应该离开她 - I was trapped.- Well, you could have left her.
妈妈不会同意的 离婚等同于犯罪 Mother wouldn't hear of it. Divorce is a sin.
所以我陷入了那桩婚姻 So I stayed in the marriage,
期待某日能想开 hoping I would come to feel
尽到做丈夫的责任 what I was supposed to.
但我办不到 I never did.
于是 我学着适应那种没有爱的婚姻 So I resigned myself to a life without love.
后来我遇到了莫妮可 And then I met Monique.
那是不对的 但我毫不在乎 It was wrong. I didn't care.
在你之前 她是我最深爱的人 I loved her more than I've loved anyone... until you.
为什么不早告诉我 So why couldn't you tell me this?
因为你跟我说雷克斯 Because you told me about Rex,
如何欺骗你 伤害你 how he cheated on you, how hurt you were.
布里 我希望你跟我在一起能有安全感 Bree, I needed you to feel safe with me.
就是说 你妈把你囚禁在 So you stayed in a loveless marriage
荒芜的婚姻里 because of your mother?
我知道这难以置信 I know how it sounds.
但自打我父亲去世后 But after my father died,
她就是我的唯一的亲人 she was all I had.
父亲的离去使我悲恸万分 His death caused me to suffer in a way that...
我对她言听计从 I would have done anything for her.
奥森·霍吉 收 埃尔瑞吉精神病院
她察觉到了我的软肋 一直操控着我 She saw that weakness and she ran with it.
埃尔瑞吉精神病院 入院确认函
你无法想象她有多么专横 You've got no idea how manipulative she can be.
弄得四处鸡犬不宁 She ruins lives.
我已经全盘托出了 I've told you everything.
你要拿我怎么办 What happens now?
依我看 Well,
你先收拾东西跟我回家 first you pack up your things and come home,
我俩一道把你妈逐出门去 and then we toss your mother out on her evil ass.
天啊 我爱你 God, I love you.
抱歉 我回来迟了 他们人呢 Hi! I'm so sorry I'm late! Where are your folks?
他们来不了了 They're not coming.
奥黑尔机场下了大雪 飞机无法起飞 Their plane was snowed in at O'Hare.
太糟糕了 Oh, well, that's too bad.
我没酿成大错 对吧 Well, no harm done, then, huh?
你迟到了40分钟 You're 40 minutes late.
反正他们也不来了 But they're not here.
可你事先并不知啊 你准备的晚餐呢 You didn't know that. And where's dinner?
布里跟我吵嘴了 Bree and I sort of had a fight, um...
好吧 非常抱歉我迟到了 Look, I'm awfully sorry that I'm late.
但我碰上了点急事 I had an emergency.
那事跟麦克有关吗 Did this emergency have anything to do with Mike?
我很肯定布里的丈夫 I'm pretty sure that Bree's husband
才是杀人凶手 警方错抓了麦克 murdered the woman the cops think Mike killed.
-我潜入他办公室 -上帝啊 苏珊 - I went to his office...- Oh, for God's sake, Susan.
我找到证据了 你看 I found evidence. Look.
奥森在精神医疗机构待了一年 Orson was committed to a mental institution for over a year.
这还不能说明他 Doesn't that suggest he's some...?
跟我无关 I don't care!
今晚对我很重要 而你却搞砸了 Tonight meant a great deal to me, and you blew it off.
我已经道过歉了 伊恩 I said I was sorry, Ian.
我必须帮麦克 I have to help Mike.
只有我帮他了 I'm all he's got.
其实 你错了 Actually, you're wrong.
-他还有我 -什么 - He's got me. - What?
明天我会为他聘请本镇最好的辩护律师 Tomorrow I'll hire the best lawyer in town to defend him,
并承担一切诉讼费用 and I'll pay every cent of his bill.
你真准备为麦克那样做吗 You would do that for Mike?
对 但有一个条件 Yes. On one condition.
你别再见他了 You can't see him anymore.
为什么 Why?
如果你跟他恢复来往 他会重新爱上你 If you start visiting him, he'll fall in love with you again.
届时 你就得在他和我之间作取舍 Then you'll have to decide whose heart to break, his or mine.
我知道嫉妒驱使你这么做 这很让我欢心 As jealous ultimatums go, that's very flattering.
但我觉得没这个必要 But I don't think that's necessary.
我跟麦克早就结束了 Mike and I are done.
那你接受我的慷慨相助 Then you should have no problem
应当更无后顾之忧 accepting my generous offer.
你真会为他请最好的律师吗 You would get him the best lawyer in town?
君子一言 驷马难追 An absolute piranha.
那我们说好了 Do we have a deal?
一言为定 Well, OK then.
你明知道麦克根本不记得我了 You know, Mike barely remembers me.
凭什么确定他会重新爱上我呢 What makes you so sure he would fall in love with me again?
这还用问吗 What a perfectly asinine question.
他怎么不会呢 How could he not?
天啊 我才进屋15分钟 God, I was only in the house 15 minutes.
-人越来越多了吗 -对 - Are there more of them now?- Yep.
滚出我们的社区 We don't want you in our neighborhood!
说吧 尽管说吧 我知道你有话要说 Go ahead, say it. I know you want to.
这都是你造成的 你真应该听我劝的 This is all your fault. You should have listened to me.
我知道 I know.
但老实说 我真没料到事情会变成这样 But be fair, there is no way I could have anticipated this.
你才是指挥官 You tell people Frankenstein's on the loose,
现在部下对你言听计从 你却惊讶万分 then you're surprised to see torch-wielding villagers?
亲爱的 Honey.
我要叫孩子们早点上床睡觉 I'm putting the kids to bed early.
我可不希望他们目睹这一切 I don't want them to see this.
是救护车吗 Is that an ambulance?
我简直不敢相信你会这么做 I can't believe you're doing this!
艾米 你难道不希望我赢吗 Amy, don't you want me to have a chance?
上帝啊 我讨厌你 我讨厌你 God, I hate you! I hate you!
以后别跟我说话 Don't ever talk to me again!
比尔 Hi, Bill?
我想问一下 你周六晚上有空吗 I was wondering, do you have plans Saturday night?
借过 请问这里发生什么事了 Excuse me, Can you tell me what happened here?
女士 请往后站 Ma'am, I need you to step back.
-好 -我们正抬出一名30多岁女性 - OK. - We're bringing in a female, late 30s.
让救护车待命 患者心脏骤停 Get a crash cart ready. She's in cardiac arrest.
他出来了 There he is!
滚出这里 Stay out of here!
别这样 别这么做 Stop it! Stop it!
你们不能这么做 大家都疯了吗 You can't do this to people. Have you all lost your minds?
请原谅 我们只想确保家园安全 Excuse us for wanting to feel safe in our homes.
我家就在那儿 现在我反而不安了 That's my home, and I don't feel safe now.
求求你们 请大家离开 求求你们了 Please, please, all of you, just leave this street. Please!
我请求你们 离开吧 I beg of you, go!
离开这条街 Just get off my street!
请等等 Please! Wait!
阿特 等等 Wait, Art! Wait!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你这傻瓜 竟让他回来了 You're an idiot to take him back.
我不会再听任你的任何言论 I am no longer interested in your opinion.
我想我已经说得很清楚了 I thought I made that clear.
你们要把我送到哪里去 Where are you sending me?
我们在一个舒适的老年社区里给你租了间公寓 We've rented you a condo in a lovely retirement community.
就当是送你的圣诞礼物 It's our Christmas gift to you.
你们要甩掉我 So you're exiling me?
把我跟孙子分开 我们才在一起多久啊 Cutting me off from my new grandchildren?
这也是他们的圣诞礼物 That's our gift to them.
你以为你能如此轻易地摆脱我吗 You think you can be rid of me that easily?
都结束了 妈妈 我向她坦白了一切 It's over, Mother. I told her everything.
我才不信 Oh, I doubt that very much.
儿子 你根本就没讲实话 You still have secrets, my boy.
彼此彼此 妈妈 So do you, Mother.
你要是想守住秘密 And if you want them kept,
请管好你的嘴 you'll keep mine.
是我 情况不妙 It's me. I have some bad news.
她把他接回来了 She's taking him back.
一小时后到街角来见我 是时候行动了 Meet me on the corner in an hour. We need to deal with this.
新闻上报道了丽贝卡的死讯 I heard about Rebecca on the news.
如果葬礼筹备中 If there's anything I can do
有什么需要我帮忙 to help with funeral arrangements
比如帮你联系亲友什么的 or help you call relatives...
你现在肯定很有罪恶感吧 You must be feeling really guilty.
当然 我感觉糟透了 Of course. I feel just terrible.
要是你能感觉到 我怀着多深的歉意 If you knew... if you could just know how sorry I am.
其实 说起来很诡异 You know, in a weird way...
我应该谢谢你 I should thank you.
我姐姐是个真正的好人 My sister was a really wonderful person.
她总是欣赏着正面的我 She always saw the best in me.
但有些事她却看不到 But there were things she couldn't see.
或是她选择漠视 Or chose not to...
上帝很眷顾她 God love her.
-你这话什么意思 -我想你是个明白人 - What do you mean? - I think you know
以往 由于我必须悉心照料丽贝卡 See, I always knew that I had to take care of Rebecca.
所以我从不允许自己有任何不轨 So I could never let myself slip
避免有任何伤害她的举动 and do something that would hurt her.
但现在 But now...
我自由了 ...I'm free.
而这一切 都拜你所赐 And all because of you.
你不能留在这里 You can't stay here.
放心 我快收拾完了 Oh, don't worry. I'm already packed.
-你要去哪 -干嘛 记录在案吗 - Where are you going?- Why? You gonna write?
好了 Well...
再见了 勒奈特 Goodbye, Lynette.
好好照看你幸福的一家吧 You take care of that beautiful family of yours.
人们期盼着圣诞节的到来 There is a reason people can't wait for Christmas,
伴随着家庭团聚 还另有隐情 and it has little to do with family reunions.
是蜷坐着借酒消愁 Or curling up with a cup of eggnog.
是在槲寄生下意外的深情一吻 Or that unexpected kiss beneath the mistletoe.
还是收获来自心仪对象的节日礼物 Or receiving a present from that special someone.
不 人们期待着圣诞节的到来 No, people look forward to Christmas
是因为他们知道 because they know it's a time...
奇迹将会出现 ... for miracles.
你好 阿尔玛 Hello, Alma.
别这么杵着 快快道来 Don't just stand there. Tell me everything.