前情提要 Previously on...
在我听来好像某人已经不再愤怒了 Sounds to me as if someone's let go of his rage.
- 可能是吧 - 我可不会 Maybe I have. Well, ihaven't.
费丽莎想要自己解决问题 Felicia took matters into her own hands.
如果你要我取消婚礼 我也会做的 You want me to call off the wedding, I'll do it.
我会为你做任何事 卡尔把决定权丢给了苏珊... I'll do whatever you want. Karl put the ball in Susan's court...
...你的D.U.I.费用 那样会很难看 With your d.U.I. Charge, it could get ugly.
而安德鲁则把布里告上法庭... While Andrew tried to take Bree to court...
- 她有亲生父亲 - 他还是个孩子 There's a father. He's a kid!
加布丽尔和卡洛斯带走了孩子... 合同已经无效了 Gabrielle and Carlos took the baby... The papers aren't valid anymore.
你真的打算让这个漂亮的小女孩 Do you really wanna leave this beautiful little girl
看那个废物的垃圾表演吗？ with that white trash freak show?
逃跑了 And ran with it.
路易莎·佩特相信羞耻感的力量 Louisa pate believed in the power of shame.
作为一个老师 As a teacher,
她发现对付不听话的学生的最好办法 she had found that the best way to control unruly students
就是对他们的父母灌输... 强烈的羞耻感 was to instill a strong sense of shame... In their parents.
我只不过离开崔莎 让她和学校的仓鼠 I left Trisha alone with the school hamster
在一起不过5分钟而已 for only five minutes.
这个盒子里面装的都是残骸 In this box is all that's left of patches.
为了炫耀 提米带来一些 For show and tell, Timmy decided to bring in something
你丈夫收集的纳粹纪念品 from your husband's collection of Nazi memorabilia.
比利为了索要牛奶钱 而威胁要痛打其他的孩子 Billy's been threatening to beat up the other kids for their milk money.
我们在他的橱柜里找到这些战利品 We found the proceeds in his cubby.
当然 佩特太太也知道 Of course, Mrs. Pate also knew
因为不听话的孩子 when it came to unruly children,
某些家长比任何人都更有理由... 感到羞愧 some parents had more reason to be ashamed... Than others.
那么 恩... 你留言说帕克引发了 So, um... your message said that Parker had been involved
某种事故 in some sort of serious incident.
什么样的事故？ What... what kind of incident?
昨天下午 Yesterday afternoon,
帕克给辛迪·卢-佩雷斯小甜饼 Parker offered a cookie to Cindy Lou peeples
让她给他看她的私处 if she would show him her vagina.
哪种小甜饼？ What kind of cookie?
那有关系吗？ What does that matter?
噢 没有 Oh, it doesn't.
我只是傻了 因为我太震惊了 I'm just stalling because I am completely mortified.
孩子们躲在一个清扫间里 看门人走进去的时候 The kids were in a broom closet. Our janitor walked in on them
辛迪正准备掀起她的裙子 噢 我的上帝 just as Cindy was lifting up her pinafore. Oh, my goodness.
我想你也注意到了帕克有多么固执 I'm sure you've noticed how obsessive Parker can be.
一旦他对某件事情有了兴趣 A certain subject will catch his interest,
就会连续几周不停的谈论 and that's all he'll talk about for weeks and weeks.
噢 对 那是从谈论恐龙开始的 Oh, right. That happened with dinosaurs.
哦 是的 我们都记得 他迷恐龙的那段时间 Oh, yes, we all remember his dinosaur phase.
现在比那时候要麻烦的多 More fondly now than ever.
那么你认为他现在着迷的是... Mm-hmm, so you think that now he's obsessed with...
裙子下面是什么 是的 What's underneath the pinafore. Yes.
听着 我想他现在对人体产生了好奇心 Look, I think he's just developed a normal curiosity about the human body.
你得和他交流下 You need to talk to him.
提醒他什么该做什么不该做 Remind him what's appropriate and what isn't.
当然 我会和他说的 Of course. I will talk to him.
我会很严肃的和他说的 I'll talk to him till I'm blue in the face.
我保证 保重 I promise. Take care.
是的 路易莎·佩特相信羞耻感的力量 Yes, Louisa pate believed in the power of shame.
她总是相信 当某人有了那个能力... She always believed, when someone has that power...
那么 佩雷斯太太 你永远都猜不到 So, Mrs. Peeples, you'll never guess
你女儿为了一块饼干都做了些什么 what your daughter is willing to do for a gingersnap.
不用白不用 It's a shame not to use it.
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从安德鲁·范-德-坎普 向她的母亲布里宣战到现在 已经过去六周了 It had been six weeks since Andrew Van De Kamp had declared war on his mother Bree.
最后的战争是在县法院 The final battle was about to be waged at the Fairview county courthouse.
布里知道这一定会伤痕累累 Bree knew it was about to get bloody.
不过她不知道的是... What she didn't know was...
末日即将来临... The calvary was on its way...
布里？ Bree?
无论她是否愿意 Whether she wanted them there or not.
埃莉诺 Eleanor!
噢 感谢上帝我终于找到你了 这里就像迷宫一样 Oh, thank god I found you. This place is a maze.
你来这干嘛？ What are you doing here?
你父亲和我昨晚接到了 一个来自丹妮尔的电话 Well, your father and I got a call last night from Danielle,
她说安德鲁把你告上法庭了 and she said that Andrew was taking you to court.
保守来讲 我们感到很震惊 I mean, to say that we were shocked would be an understatement.
你好 我是埃莉诺·梅森 布里的继母 Hello, I'm Eleanor Mason, Bree's stepmother.
你是律师吗? 我们得谈谈 You're the lawyer? We should talk.
噢 不 我不是她的律师 Uh, no, I'm not her lawyer.
很好 你的头发让我不安 Good. The hair had me worried.
彼得是妈妈在A.A.(嗜酒者互诫协会)的互助员 Peter is mom's sponsor from a.A.
噢 甜心 Oh, sweetie!
你什么时候加入A.A.了？ Since when are you in a.A.?
只是最近 爸爸在哪？ It's a recent development. Where's dad?
和法官在会议室里 In chambers with the judge.
什么 为什么？ What?! Why?
一切都搞定了 Everything is fine.
法官同意延期了 The judge agreed to a postponement.
噢 感谢上帝 Oh, thank god!
有幸他还记得我 我曾在他就读的法学院演讲过 Luckily, he remembered me. I spoke once at his law school.
对不起 先生 我是您女儿的律师 Pardon me, sir, I'm your daughter's lawyer.
如您所知 Just so you know,
我们已经等待 这次听证好几周了 we've been waiting for this hearing for weeks,
小子 我当法律业务代理人有45年了 son, I've been an attorney for 45 years.
你我都很清楚 You and I both know
这类案件有多么的引人注意 how these cases can turn into public spectacles.
我的家人完全有能力处理这些 - ...在自己家里 Our family is perfectly capable of handling this in house.
- 爸爸 你不明白 事情已经演变的很难看了 Dad, you don't understand. This has gotten really ugly.
那就是我们来此的目的 That's why we're here.
我们得让这个家庭重新团结起来 We're gonna put this family back together.
不计任何代价 Whatever it takes.
就在索利斯先生和太太 And that's when Mr. and Mrs. Solis,
为这个无助的孩子的幸福着想时 fearing for the welfare of this helpless child,
他们离开了医院 fled the hospital.
你是说 他们绑架了她 You mean, they kidnapped her.
技术上来说 没错 Well, technically, that's true,
但是考虑到当时的情况 为了拯救... but given the situation that led up to the rescue...
是绑架 Kidnapping.
尊敬的法官大人 是的 回想一下 Your honor, yes, in retrospect,
这么做是有点鲁莽 而且完全没有计划过 the plan was a little bit rash, not entirely well thought out.
像白痴一样 Idiotic.
我们能反驳吗？ Can we object to that? Shh!
但是现在孩子很安全 法官大人 But the childissafe, your honor.
而我们的要求只是希望法庭允许 And all we ask the court is to allow baby Lily
这个孩子莉莉在索利斯夫妇的 a lifetime of the care and love
关爱和照顾下生活 she has been receiving from the solises.
尽管你的故事非常打动人心 As much as your story tugs at my heart,
不过这还是要涉及到监护权的问题 there is the issue of parental rights.
州检察官对此还有什么意见吗？ What does the state have to say about this?
我们找过孩子的生父 We have located the biological father...
戴尔·汉姆先生 Mr. Dale helm.
不巧的是 恩 他不在城里 Unfortunately, uh, circumstances require that he be out of town.
他今天在罗德岱堡 He's in Fort Lauderdale today.
商务旅行？ On business?
实际上是春假 Spring break, actually.
汉姆先生还是个高中生 Mr. Helm is a high school student.
很有趣 那么在这场争夺中 父亲是否提过 Charming. In between keg stands, did the father happen to mention
他打算放弃监护权呢？ if he plans to waive parental rights?
我留下了语音信箱的号码 I've left a number of voice mails,
不过我只收到一条短信回复 but the only response I've gotten is a text message
他说 这"太让他出乎意料" 而且他感到非常的"烦恼" that says this "blows his mind" and he's extremely "bummed out."
好了... All right...
索利斯先生和太太 既然你们确实想要莉莉 Mr. and Mrs. Solis, since you actually want Lily,
而且看起来两者中 你们是更好的选择 it seems you're the lesser of two evils.
我现在授予你们临时监护权 I'm granting you temporary custody
直到我们得到生父的明确答复 until we can get a straight answer from the birth father.
谢谢你 尊敬的法官大人 Thank you, uh, your honor.
与此同时 别再偷婴儿了 In the meantime, try not to steal any more babies.
噢 我们只要这个 Oh, we just needed the one.
亲爱的？ Sweetie?
恩 把蜡笔先放下好吗？ Um, could you put the crayons down for a second?
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
我今天和你的老师谈过了 So I spoke to your teacher today,
她告诉了我... and she told me about the...
你和辛迪·卢的甜饼交易 Cookie deal you made with Cindy Lou.
噢 你生气了吗？ Oh. Are you mad?
不 没有 我只是... No, not exactly. I'm just...
我想知道你为什么... I'm trying to understand why you...
要那样做 Did that.
汤米·姬南告诉我 婴儿就是从那里出来的 Tommy Keenan told me babies come from down there.
我觉得那不对 It doesn't sound right to me.
恩... Well...
实际上 不全错 他说的比较笼统 Actually, he's kinda right. He's got the concept down.
那太不可思议了 婴儿怎么会在那里面？ That's weird. How's a baby get in there?
爸爸过几天就商务旅行回来了 Daddy will be home from his business trip in a few days.
你为什么不等他回来再问呢？ Why don't you wait for him?
好 好吧 Okay. Okay.
或许我可以问汤米的哥哥 Or I can ask Tommy's brother.
他14岁了 而且他什么都知道 He's 14, and he knows everything.
接着妈妈和爸爸 And then the mommy and the daddy,
因为他们彼此非常相爱 because they love each other so much,
就拥抱在一起 theyhug.
紧紧地 Realtight.
然后 恩 播下了一颗神奇的种子 And, uh, a seed is magically implanted.
9个多月以后... And nine months later...
一个婴儿就出生了 这里 A baby is born. Here.
什么样的种子？ What kind of seed?
噢 那不重要 Oh, that's not important.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
帕克 我是你母亲 母亲从来不对儿子撒谎 Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons.
现在快去洗手 Now go wash your hands
不然圣诞老人圣诞节什么也不会给你 or Santa's not gonna bring you anything for Christmas.
我刚看见伊迪开车走了 她要去多久？ I just saw Edie drive off. How long is she gonna be gone?
我不知道 她去介绍房子了 I don't know. She just went to show a house.
让开 Move.
怎么了？ What's the problem?
你昨晚在伊迪的床上吻了我 You mauled me in Edie's bed last night.
我想那得好好谈谈 I think that deserves a conversation.
那有什么好谈的? 我只是个坠入爱河的傻瓜 Well, what's there to talk about? I'm just a fool in love.
噢 不 你不是那么想的 Oh, no! You don't mean that.
我是这么想的 听着 我觉得时机有点晚了 Yes, I do. Look, I realize my timing's a little off.
有点？ A little?
恩... 你订婚派对的气球都还没有瘪呢 Ugh... the helium hasn't even gone out of the balloons from your engagement party.
好... 你打算什么时候告诉伊迪? 告诉她什么？ Okay... When are you gonna tell Edie? Tell her what?
- 婚礼要取消了 - 是吗？ That the wedding's off. Is it?
- 不是吗? - 你说了算 Well, isn't it? It's up to you.
你是说... Are... are you saying...
你打算把婚礼继续下去... That you're gonna go through with this wedding...
除非我让你取消？ Unless I tell you not to?
只要你一句话 可爱的苏茜 Just give me a commitment, susie q.,
我就一枪崩了伊迪 那太荒唐了 and I'll put a bullet in Edie. This is insane!
来吧 Come on.
所有这一切就又将属于你了 All this can be yours again.
只要你一个字... 我就松开它 Just say the word... And I let go.
噢 别 别 你敢 Oh, no! No, don't you dare!
你知道你想我这么做 只要你说出来 可爱的苏茜 You know you want me to. Just say it, susie q.
你真... You're...
恶心 Sick!
扎克 我去药店了 Zach, I'm going to the drugstore.
20分钟后回来 I'll be back in 20 minutes.
哇 Whoa!
哦 Oh!
保罗 Paul?!
我在做甜饼的时候 听见了最令人作呕的声音 I was making cookies, and I heard the most sickening thud.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我门前石阶上... There's...
居然有起酥油 Shortening on my doorstep.
起酥油？ Shortening?
那是你门廊前最不该有的东西 That's the last thing you'd want on your front porch.
那是用来烤点心的 It's meant for baking.
她太可爱了 我喜欢莉莉这个名字 She is so adorable, and I just love the name Lily.
那是我祖母用过的 It was my grandmother's name.
你怎么熬过来的? 你一定精疲力尽了 So how you holding up? You must be exhausted.
我是有点累 不过还不算太糟 噢 再过几个月 You know, I'm a little tired, but it's not too bad. Oh, wait a couple months.
她就能好好睡觉了 She'll start sleeping through the night.
亲爱的 拜托 我看起来像被虐待狂吗？ Oh, honey, please. Do I look like a masochist?
明天起来第一件事 我就要请个保姆和夜间看护 Firs thing tomorrow, I'm hiring a nanny and a night nurse.
不 我们不请 No, we're not.
我的丈夫在说笑 My husband, the comedian.
我是认真的 我不想让陌生人来照顾我们的孩子 I'm serious. I don't want some stranger raising our baby.
看来你们还有事 我们该走了 Well, you guys are busy. We should go.
不 没事 我很快就能把这摆平 Mm-hmm. No, it's okay. I'll win this battle later.
我们不会像雅皮士一样 We are not gonna be some yuppie couple
把孩子丢给别人 讨论结束 pawning off our kid on other people. End of discussion.
没错 你们走吧 Yeah, you should go.
是 好的 拜拜 Yeah. Okay, bye.
好运 Good luck.
放下玉米饼 Put down the burrito.
为什么我不能找帮手来帮我？ What is all this crap about me not getting help?
听着 刚出生的婴儿 就应该和她的妈妈呆在一起 Look, a brand-new baby needs to bond with its mother.
教会知道 科学界知道 大自然也知道 The church knows it, science knows it, nature knows it.
我们有钱 寻求一点点帮助又有什么问题？ We have the money. What is wrong with getting a little help?
那样我也能偶尔轻松一下 Then I'll be able to relax once in a while,
然后我才有能力做一个更好的母亲 and I'll be able tobea better mother.
你想做一个好母亲？ You wanna be a better mother?
那就要像我妈妈那样 做出牺牲 Do what mymamádid... Make sacrifices.
我妈妈为我付出了一切 Mymamáworked her fingers to the bone for me.
就是因为那样她才短命 And that's what put her in an early grave!
那都已经是老掉牙的事情了 Well, that and the hit-and-run thing.
听着 我不知道你为什么想要独立 Look, I don't know why you want to be emancipated,
我也不知道你做了什么让他发疯 and I don't know what you've been doing to drive him crazy.
现在-- 这都结束了 Bottom line... it's over.
现在是时候 你们两个亲吻对方并和好如初了 It's now time for you two to kiss and make up.
那你想我们怎么做？ And just how are we supposed to do that?
可以这样... Here's a thought...
看着彼此的双眼然后说 Just look each other in the eye and say,
"我原谅你了" "I forgive you."
那就是你的办法？ That'syour solution?
这方法实际上是 德国临床医学家发明的 It's actually a technique invented by this Dutch therapist.
我在电视上看到的 I saw him on TV.
他说 如果你怀着宽容之心 He says, if you verbalize forgiveness,
大脑就能促使心灵释放怨恨 the brain can trick the heart into letting go of resentment.
真的管用 It really works.
我对清洁女工用过的 I did it with our cleaning lady.
恩 抱歉 爸爸 我觉得我和安德鲁的关系 Um, I'm sorry, dad, but I think my relationship with Andrew
- 要更复杂一些-- is just a bit more complicated than...
- 你就试一下会死啊？ Would it kill you to at least try?
我愿意试试... 为了你 外公 I'll do it... For you, grandpa.
这才是我的乖孙子 布里？ That's my boy. Bree?
好吧 Fine!
好... 那么 谁先来？ Yes, um... So, um, who goes first?
都可以 无所谓 Either or. Doesn't matter.
妈妈 我原谅你 Mom, I forgive you.
安德鲁 我原谅你 Andrew, I forgive you.
这并不难 是吗？ That wasn't so hard, was it?
现在别指望能马上感觉有什么不同 Now don't expect to feel differently right away.
还需要段时间 我花了一个周原谅埃斯波兰萨 It takes a while. It took me a week to forgive Esperanza.
不过她现在就像家人一样 偷东西的家人 But now she's like family again. Family who stole from us.
那么让我们恢复原样 So let's get back to the way we were,
然后忘掉那些说要摆脱监护的废话 and forget all this nonsense about emancipation.
恩... Um...
外公 我 我还是想要我的信托基金 Well, grandpa, I'm... I'm still gonna need my trust fund.
听我说 我不能住在一个... You see, I-I can't live in a place
没有安全感的地方 where I... I don't feel safe.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
你能和一个殴打你的女人住在一起吗？ Well, could you live with a woman who hits you?
- 布里! - 我打过他一巴掌 那是他应得的 Bree! I slapped him once, and he deserved it.
我只是让她别在酗酒了 Well, I just asked her to stop drinking.
你酗酒？ You were drinking?
她加入了A.A. 互助员还是长头发 She's in a.A. Her sponsor has long hair.
安德鲁 我觉得你的关心很讽刺 Andrew, I find your concern ironic,
想到你曾喝得烂醉的 given how tanked you were when you ran over
开车碾过邻居的母亲 our neighbor's mother with your car.
她还好吗? 她死了 Is she okay? She's dead!
喔... Well...
妈妈眼看着她的男友自杀都不管 Mom watched as her boyfriend committed suicide.
而且那个男人还害死了爸爸 Andhe was the same guy who killed dad!
安德鲁恶意指控我性骚扰... Andrew falsely accused me of molestation...
在商场里 In a mall!
知道吗 技术上来讲 You know, the technique works best
你们现在最好保持沉默 if you don't talk right away.
好了 我们走吧 我不想看电影迟到 Okay, let's go. I don't wanna be late for the movie.
噢 它们真漂亮 谁送来的？ Oh, those are pretty. Who sent those?
什么？ What?
"只要你说我就是你的了 爱你的卡尔" "Say the word and I'm yours. Love, Karl."
妈 我知道当你们俩这样 Mom, I knew this would happen
藕断丝连的时候 when you started hanging around together,
你以前的那些感觉就会重现 all of your old feelings resurfacing.
不 是他的感觉 No, hisfeelings.
他才是那个有感觉的人 不是我 He'sthe one with the feelings, not me.
阿哈 Uh-huh.
好了别和我"阿哈" 你还不够格那样 Okay, don't "uh-huh" me. You're not old enough to do that.
是吗? 那这样你喜欢吗-- Oh, no? Well, how do you like this...
我不和你去看电影了 你要放我鸽子？ I'm not gonna go to the movies with you. You're gonna make me go by myself?
你可以喊爸爸和你一起去 Well, you could always ask dad to go.
事实上 如果你这么爱他 In fact, if you love him so much,
干吗不嫁给他？ why don't you marry him?
等等 你已经嫁了 2次 Oh, wait, you already did. Twice.
嘿，卡罗尔，来吧。和我们坐在一起 Hey, Carol, come on. Sit with us.
你不觉得吗？ Oh, you know what?
我想我们需要多点纸巾 I think we're gonna need some napkins with this.
好 我去买 谢谢 Oh, okay, I'll go back. Thanks.
我的前男友在这 如果被他看见我 孤身一人 那就糗死了 My ex-boyfriend's here. If he sees me alone, I'll die.
求你了 拜托 假装你认识我 I'm begging you, please, act like you know me.
苏珊? 嘿 Susan? Hey!
麦克 嗨 真巧啊 Mike, hi! What a surprise.
- 你好吗? - 不错 How are ya? Good.
噢 天啊 我太失礼了 Oh! God, I... I'm being so rude.
麦克 我 我给你介绍下... Um, Mike, I-I want you to meet...
奥森·霍奇 Orson hodge.
很高兴见到你 麦克 Nice to meet you, Mike.
不敢相信 Wow, I can't believe
我能亲眼看到这个男人 I'm finally seeing the man himself in the flesh.
那... 你们俩怎么认识的？ So... how'd you two meet?
上帝 我当她的牙科医生好几年了 Oh, god, I've been her dentist for years.
不过上周 我看着她的嘴 But last week, I was looking in her mouth
决定把舌头放进去 and decided to stick my tongue in it.
再会 苏珊 I'll see ya, Susan.
非常感谢你帮我 Thank you so much for helping me out.
嘿 我总是能帮人摆脱困境 Hey, I'm great in a crisis.
很明显我挑对了人坐在旁边 Well, I definitely picked the right person to sit next to.
那么这里有人吗？ Actually, is this seat taken?
- 没有 No.
- 你可以吃爆米花 Okay, you can share my popcorn.
恩 苏珊... Um, Susan...
这是贝基 This is Becky.
我得和她一起享用爆米花 I'll probably be sharing herpopcorn.
我只是想等到熄灯 I'll just wait till the lights go out,
然后我就... and then I'll...
等我把这弄好后 你能把面包拿来吗？ While I get this going, can you bring out the buns?
好的 Uh, yeah.
- 怎么回事? - 你没事吧？ What the hell? You all right?
这不是打火机油 是汽油 This isn't lighter fluid. It's gasoline.
什么？ What?
怎么搞的？ How'd that get in there?
你认为呢？ How do you think?
那边闻起来不错 Something smells good over there.
我不明白 她想杀了你吗？ Well, I don't understand. Is she trying to kill you?
不 她想惹恼我 No, she's trying to piss me off.
为什么？ Why?
我还不确定 I'm not sure yet,
不过我不会让她就这么为所欲为 but I do know I'm not gonna play along.
我们准备了很多夹饼 你想来品尝吗 We got plenty of burgers if you want to pop over.
希望你赏脸 And bring your appetite.
加布 孩子 Gaby, the baby.
不 我已经起来两次了 该你了 No, I got up twice already. It's your turn.
加布 我明天还有好几个面试 Gaby, I have several job interviews tomorrow.
需要睡眠 I need my sleep.
那我呢？ What aboutmysleep?
孩子睡的时候你再睡 You sleep when the baby sleeps.
每隔40分钟？ Every 40 minutes?
那我什么时候才能正常生活？ When am I supposed to have a life?
你在抱怨什么？ What are you whining about?
萧梅已经做了所有的家务 You know, xiao-Mei does all the housework around here.
你只要照顾好孩子就可以了 All you have to do is take care of the baby.
好 好 好 Fine, fine, fine!
嘘 Psst!
萧梅 Xiao-Mei.
醒醒 Psst, wake up.
索利斯太太？ Mrs. Solis?
怎么了？ Something wrong?
孩子不停的在哭 The baby won't stop crying,
我已经两天没睡好了 and I haven't slept for two days.
你能照看一下她吗？ Will you please take Lily for a while? Uh...
拜托 大不了明天不用你擦窗子 Oh, come on. I won't make you do windows tomorrow.
好吧 我该怎么做？ Okay. What do I do?
她还是个婴儿 你抱着她 Well, she's a baby. You hold her.
轻轻地拍她 You bounce her
我不知道 也许来点催眠曲 and, I don't know, maybe sing a little something.
萧梅 还有 Ahh. Oh, and xiao-Mei,
不用告诉索利斯先生 知道吗？ Mr. Solis does not need to know about this, okay? Okay.
好 Okay.
亲爱的 你能到楼下去吗？ Yeah, honey, can you take that downstairs?
谢谢你 Thank you.
埃莉诺 我以为你睡了 Eleanor, I thought you'd gone to bed.
不 还没有 我得整理我的头发 Oh, no, not yet. I had to do my hair now.
早上总是时间不够 There's never enough time in the morning.
坐吧 Uh, sit.
有点事我得和你谈谈 There's something I have to discuss with you.
你父亲和我决定 把安德鲁 Your father and I have decided to take Andrew
带回罗德艾兰州 back to Rhode Island with us.
真的？ Really?
那是谁的主意？ And whose idea was that?
安德鲁的 Andrew's.
不过亨利和我觉得这样做很好 But Henry and I feel it's the right thing to do.
一点也不好 Absolutely not.
如果把他留在这 If we leave him here,
你们俩又会闹上法院 the two of you will wind up in court,
我们可不想那样 and I'm not going to allow that.
你以为我喜欢把家丑外扬吗？ Do you really think that I am enjoying airing my dirty laundry in public?
这一切都已经难以掌控了 This whole situation is mortifying.
但我不能因为他是我儿子就让步 But I can't back down because he is my son,
我需要更多时间来和他沟通 and I need more time to get through to him.
你总是坚持己见 You never give up.
我为此一直很佩服你 I've always admired that about you.
当你还是个孩子的时候 When you were a kid,
你就在做那些难吃的花生黄油饼 you used to make these peanut butter cookies that were god-awful.
你一直都在做 But you kept baking them,
还强迫所有人都吃 and you kept forcing everyone to eat them.
你是那么的坚持 好像那很美味 You were so determined to get them right.
我母亲不觉得难吃 My mother didn't think they were awful.
我做同样的饼干给她吃的时候 她很喜欢 When I made those same cookies for her, she loved them.
某些人总是没原则的就表扬孩子 Well, some people praise children even when they don't deserve it.
噢 不是你 Oh, but not you.
和你在一起 我总是要斟字酌句 With you, I had to work for every kind word I ever got.
你一直都怨恨我的高品位 Well, you always resented me because of my high standards.
不 No.
我怨恨你是因为 那些是美味的花生黄油饼 I resented you because those were kick-ass peanut butter cookies.
我们在谈论安德鲁 We're taking Andrew.
埃莉诺 拜托... Eleanor, please...
他讨厌你 布里 He hates you, Bree.
你自己的儿子 Your own son.
你知道的 作为一个成年人就得接受的现实 You know, part of being an adult
你失败了 is admitting that you've failed,
就要继续下去... and then moving on...
有修养的 With grace.
你真的认为我是一个失败的家长吗？ Do you really think that I am a failure as a parent?
我很乐意撒谎 并说点什么来安慰你 Well, I'd love to lie and say something supportive,
不过既然你问了 but as you pointed out,
你这个母亲做得还不到家 that was more your mother's thing.
萧梅？ Xiao-Mei?
很抱歉 我只是休息一下 So sorry. I just take break.
噢 萧梅 那没什么 Oh, no, xiao-Mei, that's okay. That's okay.
没关系 我知道你一整晚都在照看孩子 I know you were up all night with the baby, and I really appreciate it.
我真得很感激 You know, I'm very grateful
感激你为莉莉所作的一切 for everything you've been doing for Lily.
为了表示感谢 我买了张SPA卡给你当作礼物 So to thank you, I bought you a gift certificate to my spa.
你可以用上一整天的时间 来放松你自己 And you can take a whole day off and just really pamper yourself.
真的吗？ Really? Mm-hmm.
谢谢 Thank you!
谢谢你 Oh, thank you!
噢 你太客气了 Oh, you're welcome.
好了 莉莉洗完澡后就该睡觉了 All right, Lily needs to be bathed and put to bed.
我不想错过我的瑜伽课 I don't wanna miss my yoga class. Hi.
嗨 美丽的小姑娘 噢 对 妈妈要走了 Hi, pretty girl. Oh, yes, mommy has to go.
妈妈要走了 Mommy has to go,
那样她就能保持美丽苗条 而你也会为她骄傲的 so she can stay pretty and thin and you can be proud of her.
做母亲是种福气 Motherhood is such a blessing.
希望你某天也能体验到 I hope you get to experience it one day.
因为这也没什么大不了的 Because it'snota big deal!
- "没什么大不了"? 好吧 "It's not a big deal"? Okay!
- 这不算太远 - 对 这还不算远？ It's not that far away. Right. Oh, it's not that far away?
- 哥们 这--随便吧？ Dude, it... whatever, okay?
- 你之前怎么不告诉我? - 再见 You didn't even care to tell me before? Bye.
贾斯丁 怎么了？ Justin, what happened?
安德鲁刚才告诉我 他要和他的外公外婆一起搬走 Andrew just told me he's moving in with his grandparents.
他们住那么远 They live so far away,
我可能再也见不到他了 I'm never gonna see him anymore.
抱歉 我知道你们是好朋友 I'msosorry. I know that you're good friends.
我们不仅仅是朋友 范-德-坎普太太 We're more than friends, Mrs. Van De Kamp.
我爱他 I love him.
噢 Oh.
为什么？ Why?
是的 我很想知道你是怎么看他的 Yes. I'd be curious to know just what it is you see in him.
当我父母知道我是同性恋时 Well, when my parents first heard I was gay,
就把我赶出了家门 they kicked me out.
他们说我有辱整个家门 They said I had debased the entire family
直到我改以前他们都不会再爱我了 and that they couldn't love me anymore until I changed.
但是安德鲁-- 他说我应该为他们感到羞愧 But Andrew... he said that ishould be ashamed of them,
因为他们愚蠢的看不出我有多好 'cause they were too stupid to know how great I was.
安德鲁就是这样的人 That's the thing about Andrew.
他从来都不在乎别人的感受 He doesn't take crap from anyone.
你怎么会爱上他那样的人？ How can you not love someone like that?
我一直都感到很惊奇 You know, it never ceases to amaze me
怎么会有家人把自己的儿子赶出家门 how people can turn their backs on their own family.
但这种事每天都在发生 不是吗？ I mean... but it happens every day, doesn't it?
也许吧 I guess.
知道吗 贾斯丁 如果你愿意帮忙的话 You know, Justin, if you would be willing to help,
我一定能有办法阻止安德鲁离开 I'm pretty sure that I could find a way to keep Andrew from moving.
你怎么想？ What do you say?
我回来了 I'm home.
- 噢 你好 Oh, hi.
- 嘿 麦克卢斯基太太 Hey, Mrs. McCluskey.
一切都还好吗？ So how did everything go?
还好 潘妮有点焦躁 Fine. Penny fussed a bit.
我想她又在长牙了 噢 I think her molars are coming in. Oh.
还有双胞胎在远处打闹 And the twins fought over the remote.
其他就没什么新闻了 不是吧 There's nothing new there. No.
还有个大新闻 Here's the big news...
帕克给我冰激淋让我给他看我的私处 Parker offered me a fudgsicle if I would show him my vagina.
噢 老天 勒奈特 放松点 我没那么做 Oh, good god, Lynette, relax. I didn't do it.
这是我刚从冰箱里面拿出来的 I just got this out of the freezer a second ago.
是么 当然 很抱歉 Uh, yeah. Of course. No, sorry.
另外 帕克还打算 把向日葵种子放到我身体里 Apparently, Parker wanted to put a sunflower seed inside me
看看能否长出小宝宝 孩子们从哪听来的？ and see if a baby would grow. Where do kids get this stuff?
噢... 是我 Oh... that was me.
他问我一些两性之间的事 He was asking about the birds and the bees,
然后我就编了点故事 and I fudged a few of the details.
他才7岁 Well, he's only 7 years old.
我想他还没必要知道一切 I don't think he needs to know everything yet.
他应该保持天真烂漫 I don't wanna Rob him of his innocence.
你看 这就是你不对了 Well, now, that's where you're wrong.
他们还小的时候你就这么说 You get 'em when they're young.
好像那是血淋淋 很露骨的事情 Give them all the gory details.
等他们长大了感到厌烦了 你就会为他们感到惭愧 And then when they're good and disgusted, you shame 'em.
你说什么？ Excuse me?
你告诉他们 性是肮脏而又可耻的 You tell them sex is dirty and wrong
他不应该谈论 and he shouldn't talk about it,
一旦他说了 就要下地狱 and if he does, he's going straight to hell.
那太可笑了 That is ridiculous.
说起来真像是自由主义的白痴 Spoken like a true liberal idiot.
不 我不会为我的儿子羞愧的 No, I'm not gonna shame my son.
我跟你说 它总是这样 Mm, I'm telling ya, it works.
它让人们固执己见 It keeps people in their place,
使父母们远离羞辱 it keeps parents from being humiliated,
还让我一下午都在谈论我的私处 and it keeps me from having to spend the afternoon talking about my woo-woo.
你匆忙的为了不丢面子 你... In your haste to duck out before the credits rolled, you...
噢 老天 太谢谢你了 Oh, my god! Oh, thank you so much.
我把名片放里面了 以防万一你又需要 I stuck a card in there, just in case you ever wanted
有人陪你吃饭 看电影 所以... to purposely sit next to me at a movie, so...
奥森 我太荣幸了 噢 真的 Orson, I'm flattered. Uh, really.
你 你不会和我约会的 You... You don't wanna date me.
我 我的意思是 我现在的感情生活真的很乱 I-I mean, my love life is just so complicated right now.
噢... 不 我不想说那些令你厌烦的细节 Well... no, I won't bore you with the details.
那你前男友不知道你秘密嫁给前夫了 So the ex-boyfriend has no idea you're secretly married
你前夫现在还爱着你 to the ex-husband, who still loves you,
还有你得给前夫一个理由来阻止他 but unless you give him a reason not to,
不然他就要娶隔壁的荡妇了？ is gonna marry the neighborhood slut?
我说伊迪是荡妇吗？ Did I call Edie a slut? Mm-hmm.
那样说有点过火了 伊迪不是荡妇 Well, that's overstating it. Edie's not a slut.
她只是...对任何男人都来者不拒 She's just... popular with indiscriminate men.
总之... 对 都是她圈子里的人 Anyway... yes, those are the relevant players.
好吧 现在我对自己的 Okay. Now I'm absolutely horrified
语无伦次感到害怕 that I'm about to say what I'm about to say,
不过现在已经没有能不妄自评判 而和我交谈的人了 but there's nobody else I can talk to who won't judge me.
而你则是个完全的陌生人 And since you're a complete stranger,
我们可能也不会再见面 I'll probably never see you again
除非我们在路上偶然遇到 unless I randomly run into you on the street,
不管怎样 你可以无视我 因为你知道我有多么疯疯癫癫 in which case, you'll ignore me 'cause you know how crazy I am.
说到这... So here goes...
我又对卡尔有感觉了 I'm having feelings for Karl again.
那样我就是个差劲的人吗？ Does that make me a terrible person?
你想要我实话实说吗？ You want my unvarnished opinion?
尽管说吧 Lay it on me.
那不能说明你差劲 It doesn't make you a terrible person,
不过会让你像个... but it does make you a...
好吧... 像个傻瓜 Well... a sucker.
这个卡尔是个懦夫 This Karl's a coward.
他想让你感到有压力 并承担一切责任 He wants you to be the heavy and take all the responsibility.
如果你对那样的家伙有感觉的话 If you're having feelings for a guy like that,
要我说还是走 ...离他远远的 I say run... Far, far away.
他离这就三幢房子 He lives three houses down.
那么 好吧 祝你好运 Hmm. Well, good luck to you, then.
不过正如我提到过的 如果你想做牙齿美容的话 But like I said, if you're interested in a tooth whitening,
我的名片还在你的钱包里面 my card's still in your wallet.
萧梅？ Xiao-Mei?
我去见范-德-坎普太太要迟到了 I'm late to meet Mrs. Van De Kamp.
我一会就回来 I'll be back in a little while.
布里...对不起我来晚了 Bree... I'm so sorry I'm late.
噢 亲爱的 没事的 Oh, honey, it's all right.
我是说 家里有个新生儿 I mean, with the new baby at home,
你居然一切都做的井井有条 I'm surprised you made it at all.
噢 给我来杯喝的 带小伞的都可以 Ooh, I'll have a drink. Anything with an umbrella.
告诉我 你怎么办到的？ So tell me, how are you doing?
我的意思是 你的整个世界一定都天翻地覆了 I mean, your entire world must be turned upside down.
你一定累坏了 You must be exhausted.
你知道 那也是种挑战 而我 我坚持下来了 You know, it's been challenging, but I-I soldier on.
那你呢? 你看上去很憔悴 So what about you? You look so rested.
我刚在misty spring做了个按摩 I just got a massage at misty spring.
在家里感觉有点神经紧张 Things have been a little tense at home,
我得花一个小时来放松下 and I needed an hour to relax.
那对你有好处 我喜欢那个SPA Good for you. I love that spa.
噢 顺便说一下 我在那看见了你的 Mm. Um, oh, by the way, while I was there,
呃 你的管家 I saw your, uh, your housekeeper.
萧梅？ Xiao-Mei?
噢 不 你肯定看错了 Oh, no, you must be mistaken.
我刚和她说再见 她在家干活 I just left her. She's at home working.
你确定? 我和她在蒸汽室里聊了 Are you sure? I was talking to her in the steam room
20多分钟呢 什么？ for about 20 minutes. What?
是啊 很显然你给了她按摩卡当礼物 Yeah, apparently you gave her a gift certificate.
莉莉？ Lily?
莉莉 妈妈来了！ Lily, mommy's coming!
噢 感谢上帝 噢 亲爱的 我很抱歉 Oh, thank god! Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
我再也不会丢下你了 I'm never gonna leave you again. Oh!
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
我回来了 I'm home!
我的面试取消了 My interview got canceled.
噢 我的小姑娘 Oh, that's my little girl.
你和妈妈配合的很好 是不是？ Your chakra lining up nice for mommy?
真是我的好女孩 That's my girl.
嘿 我来抱她 Hey, let me take her off your chest
这样你就能练你的瑜伽了 so you can do your yoga.
不 不不不 我们就这样很好 No! No, no, no. We're doing just fine.
是不是阿 莉莉？ Aren't we, Lily?
婚庆所让我试听了一些婚礼乐队 Bridezilla's got me auditioning wedding bands,
我实在无力欣赏伊迪的音乐品位 and I'm clueless about Edie's taste in music.
你觉得这些家伙怎么样？ What do you think of these guys?
你带我来这就是为了这个？ That's why you brought me down here? Mm-hmm.
卡尔 我还以为你有什么急事 Karl, you made it sound like it was an emergency.
是啊 我需要个舞伴 来看看这些家伙 It is! I need to have somebody to dance with so I can see
有没有本事能让我进入最佳状态 if these guys have the power to help me get my groove on.
卡尔... Karl... Uh-oh!
噢 对了 Oh, that's right.
你喜欢轻松浪漫的 不是吗？ You like it laid-back and romantic, don't you?
伙计们 能不能来点柔和的？ Guys, can we play something mellow?
不 别麻烦了 我得走了 No, don't bother, 'cause I'm going.
二... Two...
♪ 你是如此美丽... ♪ ♪ You are so beautiful... ♪
这绝对不是偶然 That was not a coincidence.
我们的初吻之夜放的就是这曲子 This was playing the night we first kissed.
♪ 对我来说... ♪ 是属于我们的曲子 还记得吗? ♪ To me... ♪ it's our song. Remember?
我记得 我还记得 I remember. I also remember that
你现在正打算和其他人结婚 you are planning on marrying someone else.
如果你不想我这么做的话 Not if you don't want me to.
来吧 可爱的苏茜 Come on, susie q.
我看得出来你对我还有感觉 I can see you still have feelings for me,
而我也从来没有停止过爱你 and I know I have never stopped loving you.
好 你想要知道事实？ Okay, you want the truth?
我不知道我对你有什么感觉 I don't know how I feel about you,
不过我会一直盯着你 but I keep looking at you,
看你是不是改变了 是不是变成熟了 trying to see if you've changed, if you've grown up.
你知道我看到什么吗？ You know what I see?
我看到的仍然是 I see the same weak coward
那个三年前离我而去的懦夫 that walked out on me three years ago.
我当然改变了 Of course I've changed.
我可不这么认为 I don't think so.
♪ 我需要的一切...♪ ♪ Everything I need... ♪
所以我想你还是和伊迪在一起比较好 So I think you should probably stay with Edie.
♪ 你是如此美丽... ♪ ♪ You are so beautiful... ♪
而且这乐队也不错 你应该用他们 And the band is good. You should hire 'em.
♪ 对我来说♪ ♪ To me ♪
♪ 你看不出来吗？♪ ♪ Can't you see? ♪
到底发什么事了？ What the hell?
看在上帝的份上... For god's sakes...
你们到底在这里干什么？ What the hell are you doing in there?!
这是我的房子 你们在干什么？ This is my house. What are you doing?
我们在灭白蚁 我们接到个工作单 We're tenting for termites. We got a work order.
谁签字的？ Signed by who?
保罗... Paul...
我这辈子从未这么尴尬过 I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
他们应该罩的是我的房子 They're supposed to be tenting my house.
我一定是写错地址了 I must've written the address down wrong.
(意大利语)伙计们，我的房子在这里 muchachos, mi casa está aquí.
你这次做的太过分了 You've taken it too far this time.
这些无聊的小把戏该结束了 These little mind games are gonna stop right now!
马上 如果不 你想怎样？ And if they don't, whatcha gonna do?
像你太太那样弄爆你的脑袋？ Blow out your brains like your wife did?
啊 Ahh!
嘿 Hey, hey!
- 嘿 你没事吧? - 你们都听到了吧？ Hey, you okay? Did you hear that?
他就因为我的无心之过而动粗 He assaulted me for an honest mistake.
天晓得如果你们不在这的话 会发生什么 God knows what would've happened if you hadn't been here.
放开 Let go!
爸爸 爸爸 爸爸 求你了 Dad, dad, dad. Come on.
求你了 冷静 好吗？ Come on. Come on, okay?
我和麦克卢斯基太太谈过了 看在上帝的份上 帕克 I talked to Mrs. McCluskey, and for god's sakes, Parker,
你不能总是要求别人那样做 youcan'task people things like that.
为什么？ Why?
因为... Because...
那很无礼 It's rude.
我说了"请" I said "please."
和那个没关系 Well, that doesn't matter!
你必须停止和别人谈论他们的 You gotta quit talking to people about their bodies,
身体某处 你知道 生宝宝的地方 and about where, you know, babies come from.
- 为什么？ Why?
- 因为那不是适合谈论的话题 Because it's not an appropriate subject.
为什么？ Why?
因为不适合 Because it's not.
为什么？ Why?
因为那是肮脏 可耻的 Ugh! Because it's dirty and wrong,
我会用肥皂 把你的嘴洗干净 那就是为什么 and I'll wash your mouth out with soap! That's why.
就在那一刻 In that moment,
勒奈特在她儿子脸上 看到了从未见过的神情... Lynette saw a look on her son's face she had never seen before...
她突然很想念他脸上的神情 And she thought of the look he had on his face
那个当他迷上恐龙... when he had become obsessed with dinosaurs...
迷上棒球 Obsessed with baseball
迷上火车时的神情 and obsessed with trains.
顿时 勒奈特意识到 And it occurred to Lynette
她根本没必要为儿子感到羞愧 she didn't need to shame her son.
他需要的是能让他着迷的新事物 All he needed was a brand-new obsession.
但是我记得你说过我们不能养小狗 But I thought you said we couldn't have a puppy.
好吧... 不过现在我们可以养一只 Well... it turns out we really needed one.
你们可以去玩了 You can go and play.
不过那时她没想到的是 And though she didn't know it at the time,
帕克·斯加沃在之后的三年里 再也没有问过关于性的问题 it would be another three years before Parker Scavo would ever ask about sex again.
卡尔 有什么事？ Karl. What's going on?
呃 我准备去汽车旅馆 Uh, I'm on my way to a motel.
我只是来告诉你婚礼取消了 I-I just wanted to let you know that the wedding is off.
取消了？ It is?
我和伊迪说我并不爱她-- I told Edie I wasn't in love with her...
至少 不是她想要的那种 At least, not in the way that she deserves.
喔 Wow.
你干吗改变主意？ Why did you change your mind?
我的意思是 我希望那不是因为我 因为我和你说-- 不是因为你 I mean, I hope it wasn't because of me, because I told you... it wasn't for you.
不是？ No?
你说的没错 You were right.
我是个懦夫 I have been a coward.
在我三年前 离开我生命中最重要的两个人时 我就是个懦夫 I was a coward three years ago when I walked out on the two most important people in my life.
和伊迪在一起我也是个懦夫 And I was being a coward with Edie.
我是说 我甚至想要娶她 I mean, to even consider marrying her
在我体会到激情和爱的真正感觉后 when I know what real passion and real love feels like.
总之 我-我-我只是想让你明白 Anyway, I-I-I just thought I'd let you know.
卡尔... Karl...
你看上去很受打击 You look pretty beat up.
为...为什么你不...不进来... Why... why don't you... Why don't you come in and...
我们可以开一瓶酒 We'll crack open a bottle of wine.
来吧 Come on.
好了 都弄好了 All right, here we go.
这是最后一点安德鲁的东西 This is the last of Andrew's things.
一旦我们打包好这些盒子 就可以开始装车了 Once we tape up these boxes, we can start loading the car.
我为你骄傲 布里 I'm proud of you, Bree.
你在这件事上表现得大人有大量 You're being awfully big about this.
我不得不承认 一开始我有点烦乱 Well, I have to admit, I was a bit upset at first.
不过后来我想通了 你们是他的祖父母 But then it hit me. You're his grandparents.
你们应该一起 认识一下真正的安德鲁 You should bond, get to know the real Andrew.
噢 爸爸 我 我忘记提醒你 Oh, dad, I-I forgot to warn you.
这些是安德鲁的成人录影带 These are some of Andrew's adult videos.
我不能认同 但是男孩子就是那样 I don't approve, but boys will be boys.
噢 亨利 不要看那些污秽的东西 Oh, Henry, stop looking at that filth.
我搞不懂了 I don't get it.
怎么没有女人？ Where are the women?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
这全都只是一堆... 裸男 This is all just a bunch of... Naked men.
我亲爱的圣母啊 他们到底在干什么？ Sweet mother of god. What the hell are they doing?
不知道 我都不知道我看的是什么 I don't know, and I don't even know what I'm looking at.
亨利 这是同-同性恋看的色情杂志 Henry, this is pornography for ho-homosexuals.
噢 惨了 我真不想让你们看到这个 Oh, shoot! I wish you hadn't gone through that.
现在我们不得不来次不快的谈话了 Now we have to have an unpleasant conversation,
本来我们都很愉快的 and we were having such a nice time.
布里 是... Bree, is...
安德鲁是... 同性恋？ Is Andrew... gay?
噢 爸爸 安德鲁讨厌被扣帽子 我肯定这只是暂时的 Oh, dad, andrewhateslabels. I'm sure it's just a phase.
对不起 Excuse me,
但他有本名为"恋之皮衣老爹"的杂志 but he has a magazine titled "leather daddies in love."
在我看来那不像是暂时的 That does not sound like a phase to me.
可能不是 不过现在不用我操心了 Maybe not, but it's no longer myconcern
因为他要和你们住在一起了 now that he'll be living withyou.
我们得好好的谈一谈 We have to have a serious talk.
我们不要为此感到惊慌 Let's don't freak out about this.
德国临床医学家说-- The Dutch therapist says...
别再提荷兰临床医学家 到厨房来 Forget the Dutch therapist! In the kitchen!
现在 Now!
嘿 爷爷奶奶呢？ Hey, where's grandma and grandpa?
我得开始打包我的行李了 I need to start loading up my stuff.
噢 他们 他们已经走了 Oh, they, uh, they already left.
等等... 他们走了？ Wait... they left?
也不带上我？ Without me?
噢 是啊 他们给你写了张字条 Uh, yeah, they wrote you a letter.
好像他们无意中看到你的私人物品 It seems they came across some personal items of yours
让他们惊慌失措了 that, um, upset them.
他们竟然拿走了我的信托基金？ They're taking away my trust fund?
他们不能那么做 They can't do that!
好吧 实际上他们能 Well, actually they can.
我是说 能以他们认为合适的方式 分配他们的钱 I mean, it's their money to dispense with as they see fit.
我知道那看起来不公平 但是-- I know it doesn't seem fair, but...
不 这太不公平了 事实上 这糟透了 No, it'sreallyunfair. In fact, it sucks.
那我现在该怎么办？ What... what am I supposed to do now?
你现在不能承担脱离监护后的生活 Well, now that you can't afford to become emancipated,
我估计你得和我呆在这了 I guess you're gonna have to stay here with me.
安德鲁 我们能和睦相处的 Andrew, we can make this work.
我们只要抛去我们之间的不愉快 We just have to let go of our anger.
不 No.
噢 我那天偶然和贾斯丁聊了聊 Oh, I, um, had a chance to have a nice chat with Justin the other day.
他看起来真的不错 He really seems very sweet.
我还邀请了他今晚来吃晚餐 I've invited him over for dinner tonight.
希望你不介意 I hope you don't mind.
希望我还没有烧掉我们的结婚照片 Now I wish I hadn't torched our wedding photos.
谁会想到 Who would've thought,
在发生了那么多事情以后 after everything that's happened,
我们俩又会在一起？ that we would've ended up back here again?
这真漫长 是吗？ It's been one hell of a ride, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
那么你现在感觉怎样？ So how do you feel now?
关于我们？ About us?
我感觉很好 Mm. I feel good.
我很开心 I feel happy.
你不打算再好好想想？ You're not having second thoughts?
我真不敢相信你会谈论感觉 I can't believe you actually want to talk about feelings.
你确实变了 You reallyhavechanged.
嘿 这是一个全新的卡尔 宝贝 Hey, this is the new Karl, baby.
他不再害怕哭泣 He's not afraid to cry.
喂？ Hello?
嗨 伊迪 Oh, hi, Edie.
是 他在这 Uh... yeah, he's here.
等等 Hold on.
她怎么知道你在这？ How does she know you're here?
我不知道 I don't know.
嗨 Hi. Ahem.
是啊 我只是过来辅导朱莉的市政功课 Yeah, I just came by to help Julie with her civics homework.
好 我会处理的 你想要哪种果汁？ Uh-huh. Okay, I'll take care of it. What kind of juice do you want?
好 再见 Right. Bye, bye.
你要给她带果汁吗？ Are you getting juice for her?
是 就一箱 Yeah, just one carton.
你伤透了那个女人的心 You ripped the woman's heart out.
她干嘛还要你带果汁？ Why would she want juice fromyou?
好 现在先别抓狂 Okay. Now don't freak out,
不过分手是正在进行中的事情 but this breakup is sort of a work in progress.
她还不知道? 你能冷静点吗? 我可以解释 She doesn't know? Will you calm down? I can explain.
那如果伊迪还不知道的话 也就是说 So if Edie doesn't know, then that means
你刚背叛了她... 和我在一起 that you just cheated on her... with me!
你让我变成了第三者 拜托别发火 我试过和她分手 You mademethe other woman! Please don't be angry. I tried to break up with her,
不过因为 还不确定你是否想我回来 but because I wasn't sure you wanted me back,
所以我总是没有说出口 the words just wouldn't come out of my mouth.
而现在我知道你要我 还爱着我 Now that I know that you want me and love me again,
那就不是问题了 it's a done deal.
从我的房子里滚出去 你这个混蛋狗杂种 Get out of my house, you miserable son of a bitch!
我们就不能谈谈吗？ Can't we talk about this?
不 滚出去 滚蛋 No, just get out! Get out!
苏茜 苏茜 我们的婚姻简直就是垃圾 Susie, susie! Our marriage was garbage!
- 一大堆愚蠢的 令人恶心的垃圾 - 不 不 别那样说 Stupid, disgusting pile of garbage! No, no, don't say that.
- 我真后悔发生的这一切 - 现在别这样 And I regret everything that came of it! Don't do this right now.
除了你 亲爱的 你是我的心肝 Ugh! Except you, honey. You're my rock.
出去 滚出去 Ooh, out! Get out!
我...啊！ I... Ugh!
我想你保证我会摆平一切和伊迪分手 I promise you I'm gonna break up with Edie and make this right.
等搞定了我就打电话给你 别白费心机了 我不吃你那一套 I'll call you when it's done. Don't bother! I won't pick up.
我们总是作出一些令我们羞愧的事情 We've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of.
我们中的有一些爱上了错误的男人 Some of us have fallen for the wrong man.
一些放走了真正属于他的女人 Some have let go of the right woman.
还有一些让父母羞愧的孩子... There are those who have humiliated their parents...
然而还有一些愧对孩子的父母 And those who have failed their children.
是的 Yes,
我们总是犯错误 让爱我们的人越来越少 we've all made mistakes that diminish us and those we love.
但是 亡羊补牢 为时不晚 But there is redemption
只要我们从错误中吸取教训... 并成熟起来 if we try to learn from those mistakes... and grow.