前情提要 previously on...
你不顾我孩子的安危 而且还要说谎 You put my kids in danger, and then you lied about it.
你有酗酒问题吗 Do you have some kind of problem with alcohol?
勒奈特关切地提出了问题 Lynette asked a loaded question.
和你儿子偷情的人是我 I'm the one who was sleeping with your son,
不过现在已经结束了 but it's over now.
不 你错了 离结束还远着呢 No, you're wrong. It's not even close to being over.
加布丽尔坦白了事实 Gabrielle confessed...
今天的信到了 Here's your mail.
而Noah对Zach的找寻... While Noah's search for Zach...
我很担心那孩子 I worry for that boy.
什么样的人会要吸毒者的孩子啊 What kind of people would buy a baby from a junkie?
完全落入Felicia的掌握之中 Played perfectly into Felicia's plot...
确保Paul Young有他自己的玩具箱 see that Paul Young has a toy chest of his very own.
因为她要复仇 For revenge.
我的丈夫Paul Young之所以 能在投资界出类拔萃 What made my husband Paul Young such a good investor
完全离不开他那不可思议的预见性 was his uncanny ability to anticipate the future...
Zach 你怎么弄的？ Zach, how did you do this?
他提前想到要给孩子穿尼龙刺粘鞋 He foresaw the necessity of the velcro shoe.
他预言了即食咖啡的到来 He predicted the advent of the $3 cup of coffee.
甚至还注意到了瓶装水的吵杂声 He even anticipated the surprising boom in bottled water.
是的 我是Paul Young Yeah, it's Paul Young.
我在报纸上看到了巴西的选举结果 I've been reading about the election results in brazil.
是时候购入蔗糖了 It's time to buy sugar.
但这套在股票市场上屡试不爽的办法 but the crystal ball that served paul so well in the stock market
有时在家里并不奏效 sometimes failed him closer to home.
- 是Paul young么 - 是的 - Paul young? - Yeah.
我是Sullivan侦探 Detective Sullivan.
我们需要你来回答一些问题 You need to come downtown for questioning.
什么问题 About what?
我们正在调查一启信用卡诈骗案 We're investigating reports of credit card fraud,
我们发现你和一些受害者有关 and your name has been linked with several of the victims.
肯定是弄错了 Well, it must be some mistake.
也许吧 Could be.
不过你还是得跟我走一趟 But we still need to go downtown and straighten it out.
好吧 All right.
那... Well...
要多长时间？ how long is this gonna take?
别担心 误会而已 Don't worry about it. It's just a mix-up.
走吧 Let's go.
怎么回事 不是只问些问题么？ What's going on? I thought you just wanted to ask me some questions.
- 登记好了就开始 - 登记？登记什么？ - That's after you're booked. Booked? - Booked for what?
这里不能登记 长官 You can't book him here anyhow, detective.
计算机出故障了 Computers are down.
我们满员了 We're all full up.
得带他去县里 You gotta take him down to county.
怎么回事 简直是疯了 What is going on? This is crazy.
我要给律师打电话 I wanna call my lawyer.
你们这是在干什么 What the hell do you guys think you're doing anyway? Huh?
简直荒谬 This is ridiculous.
我要打电话！ I get a phone call!
没错 在投资界 Yes, in the world of investments,
我丈夫的眼光非同一般 my husband had a remarkable ability to see the future.
有句话要捎给你 Paul Young Got a message for you, Paul Young.
Dierdre的父亲要我给你问声好 Dierdre's father said to give you his regards.
呃 Aah!
不幸的是 Paul完全没有预料到这些 But sadly, paul didn't see this one coming at all.
布莉·范迪坎 Bree van de kamp
多年来都在履行着同一套公事 had a weekly routine she'd been following for years.
周二打扫卫生 She cleaned on Tuesdays.
周三付帐单 She paid her bills on Wednesdays.
周四洗衣服 She did her laundry on Thursdays.
这些日常琐事完毕以后 And after these daily chores were completed,
她总会奖赏自己一杯酒 she would reward herself with a little drink.
可她没有注意到 最近的这一点变化 What Bree didn't know was this latest addition to her routine
已经引起了她朋友们的注意 had been noticed by her friends.
在一起讨论Bree 就成了她们的日常公事 And it had now become part of their routine to discuss it.
Bree很明显喝多了酒 昏了过去 So apparently Bree had a few too many and passed out.
紧接着 我就在公司接到了电话 Next thing I know, I get a call at work--
说有人看到我家孩子跑到了大街上 someone found my kids wandering the street.
天啊 Oh, my god!
那你后来有见过Bree吗 Have you seen Bree since?
没有 我很为她担心 No. I'm worried about her,
但我实在不知道怎么才能原谅她 but I don't know how I'm gonna get over what she did.
嘿 Bree hey, Bree.
今天感觉怎么样？ How you doing today?
很好 I'm really well.
我看到勒奈特上班前在跟你们聊天 Um, I just saw you all talking before Lynette went off to work.
在聊什么呢 What were you all talking about?
哦 没什么 Oh, nothing, really.
我和Carlos今天打算去收养所 Carlos and I are gonna go see the adoption counselor today.
我得去医院 I'm checking myself into the hospital.
总算要做手术了 I'm finally gonna get that surgery.
很好 Oh. Good for you.
勒奈特提到我和她的那点小干戈了吗？ Did Lynette mention the little tiff we had?
一带而过了 Just in passing.
她没说什么 She barely mentioned it.
因为事实只是... Because what happened was,
我不小心把抗组胺剂混在了酒水里 I accidentally mixed my antihistamine medication with,
我不小心把抗组胺剂混在了酒水里 you know, a little glass of wine I was having, and I-
之后我睡着了 可我当时在... I fell asleep, you know, while I was...
照看她的孩子 watching her kids.
我喜欢在用餐时喝一点酒...时不时地 I mean, I like a little wine with dinner,
可谁会不喜欢呢？ I mean, now and then. You know, who doesn't?
可是... But, uh, I mean,
在背后说我的坏话就... you know, to trash my entire reputation--
Bree 她没有说你的坏话 真的 oh, Bree, she didn't trash you. Honest.
那就好 我... Well, good. I mean, I just--
我不想让你们产生误会 I really wouldn't want you to get the wrong impression.
我正要去商场 Well, I'm--I'm going to the mall.
他们今天大减价 They're having a white sale today.
我想去买个浴室防滑垫 I think I'm gonna get a new bath mat.
要一起去吗？ Oh, does anyone need one?
- 不 没事 - 好的 回见 - No, I'm good. - Okay, take care.
她喘一口气都有酒味儿 闻到了吗？ Wow, did you smell the alcohol on her breath?
当然 I sure did.
哦 Oh.
然后我们这位爱斯基摩人转向镜头 说到 Then our eskimo turns in the camera and says,
"用南极牌薄荷糖 "polar fresh mints will give your breath
你的口气也能得个A+" an 'a'-plus, too. "
怎么样 So what do you think?
感觉似曾相识 It feels a little familiar.
真的？不会吧 Really? I don't think so.
不 我肯定Lowell集团已经 用过爱斯基摩人的点子了 No, I'm pretty sure the lowell group used eskimos
就是他们上个月做的那个除臭剂广告 记得吗 in a deodorant commercial they had last month. Remember?
这完全不一样 Oh, this is completely different.
他们的爱斯基摩人刚刚上大学 Those were jock eskimos competing in the iditarod.
我们的爱斯基摩人已经在... Our eskimo's trying to, you know,
处理婚姻生活了 patch things up with his wife.
恩 我看到了这些小改动 Yeah. No, I get the subtle distinction.
我觉得有改善的余地 I think we can do better.
好吗？ 好了 Sally 轮到你了 Okay? So, sally, you're up.
有什么好点子 What do you got for me?
嘿 Hey.
"我看到了这些小改动"？ "I got the subtle distinction"?
你搞什么 What was that about?
如果非要现在说 那就关门 If you really wanna do this now, shut the door.
好吧 我刚才的确有点苛刻了 Okay, sure, I was a little bitchy.
可你知道为什么吗 因为你完全没有全身心投入 But you know why? You did a half-ass job in there.
嘿 也许我的创意你不喜欢 Hey, you may not like my idea,
可也不至于说我没努力吧 but you can't say I didn't work hard.
拜托 Oh, please.
咱们住在一起 I live with you.
昨天晚上你本该在工作 Last night, when you should've been trying to make that pitch work,
可你却在看球赛 you were watching the game.
我才没有 I wasn't watching the game.
我都看见了 I saw you!
我看看比分还不行了？ What, okay, now I can't check the score?
你敢说你在爱斯基摩那个项目上尽全力了？ Are you saying you gave your heart and soul to that eskimo pitch?
我已经很卖力了 I worked really hard on that pitch.
可你有100%投入吗 Did you give it 100%?
你看吧 有什么大不了的 Well, exactly. So? Big deal.
再想些新点子出来 Go work up some new ideas,
我们午饭的时候再讨论 and then we'll go over it during lunch.
好吗 Okay?
谁让你是老板呢 You're the boss.
我的确是啊 Yes, i am.
嘿 Hey.
苏珊 Susan.
见到你真高兴 Good to see you again.
我很期待你的手术 I'm really looking forward to your surgery.
那我很希望你是左撇子 And I'm really hoping you're a lefty.
不是 我连名字都写不好 Nope. I can't even write my name.
给孩子开一场溜冰派对就是这个下场 But that's what I get for throwing my kid a roller-skating party.
有意思 那我的手术怎么办 Funny. So what about my surgery?
哦 我还会做的 Oh, I'll still do it.
当然是在Ron医生的协助下 With Dr. Ron's help, of course.
Cunningham医生会在旁边指导我 Dr. Cunningham will be standing right beside me.
我的手艺 加上他的经验 With my hands and his brain,
我俩的长处都被你用上了 you got the best parts of both of us.
那我就放心了 Then I'm on board.
我们得把你留下来观察 We're keeping you under observation, so,
希望明天就可以上手术台了 hopefully, we'll operate tomorrow.
如果不介意的话 Uh, if you don't mind,
我有些事要和病人单独谈 I'd like a minute to consult with my patient.
哦 对了 那件事 Oh! Right, your, um, little thing.
什么事？ What "little thing"?
本来是想给你一个惊喜 不过... Um, well, it was--it was gonna be a surprise, but...
天啊 Oh, my god,
好美啊 they're beautiful.
你看 我仔细考虑过我们俩 Um, look, I've been thinking about us
尤其是最近 a lot lately--
想着怎样才能忘掉这次手术 还有我们的今后... about putting this operation behind us and where we'll go from there.
我们的未来... Our future...
一起的未来 together.
我实在不善于言表 And I really suck at putting my emotions into words, which is, um,
所以我都写了下来 it's why I wrote it all down.
上面有张卡片 There's a card.
哦 Oh.
不过现在不能看 Uh, but you can't read it.
我在场的时候绝对不能看 Not--not while I'm here anyway.
实在太困难 It's way, way too stressful.
我得走了 Um, I am going to go now.
哇 Wow.
他太浪漫了 Oh, he's so romantic.
能给我看看吗 May I?
哦 可这是私人信件 Oh, it's sort of private.
不过花是我帮他挑的 Well, I did help him pick out the flowers.
那... Oh. Um...
好吧 okay.
背面还有 There's more on the back.
要做些什么 so how does this work?
有目录什么的给我们看看吗 Do we flip through a catalog or something?
我也希望能那么简单 I wish it was that easy.
请你们理解 对于一个孩子来说 You have to understand, for every baby,
平均有十对家长想要领养 there are ten couples who want it.
所以不是你选孩子 而是孩子的生母挑选你们 You don't choose your child. The birth mother chooses you.
是嘛 Really?
那你觉得我们的机会有多大？ So what do you think our chances are?
要我们做什么都可以 We will do anything that we need to do.
孩子的生母通常都是年轻女性 Well, your typical birth mother is usually a young girl,
她想把孩子托付给可以信赖的家庭 and she'll just wanna make sure you're quality people.
为了赢取她的信任 Now to show her that,
就必须表现出你们会尽到家长的职责 you'll be putting together a parent portfolio.
什么意思？ What's that?
像全家福 性格魅力... Family pictures, character references,
诸如此类 that kind of stuff.
也就是要面试我们咯？ So, um, we're auditioning to be parents?
可以这么说 I guess you could say that.
那么简单地说 So just to be clear,
就因为某个淫荡的啦啦队长 被足球教练搞大了肚子 some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach
她就有资格跑来面试我们？ behind the local gas 'n gulp, and she is going to make sure we're quality people?
这个问题不用回答了 you don't need to answer that.
不用左藏右躲的 You know, you don't have to hide it from me.
恩？ Hmm?
我是指酒 我不反对 Drinking. It doesn't bother me.
哦 我这不是藏着 Oh, I wasn't hiding anything.
我只是在... I was simply...
享受时光 enjoying the day.
什么事 What you want?
我一直坐Mason的车去上学 Well, um, mason was my ride to school.
不过他跟着他爸搬到了Tucson 所以... And his dad's moving them to tucson so...
如果你要去学校 我可以送你 oh, well, if you need a ride to school, I'm happy to drive you.
我不是这个意思 我想要辆车 No, that's not what I want. I want a car.
那我建议你去工作 Well, then I suggest you get a job.
既然我的钱已经够了 Why should I go work my ass off at some fast food place
为什么还要到快餐店拚死拚活 when I can already afford what I want?
Andrew 你的信托基金不能动啊 Andrew, we're not touching your trust fund.
- 但钱是我的 - 21岁以前不是 - It's my money. - Not until you're 21.
如果要我决定 你50岁以前 我都不会让你动用一分钱 And if I had my way, you wouldn't get your hands on it until you're 50.
我们都清楚 钱到了你手上肯定都浪费了 I mean, we both know you're gonna waste every penny of it.
你为什么要这样 Why are you being like this?
因为...亲爱的... Because, sweetheart,
我有责任让你学会履行职责 it is my job to teach you about responsibility,
学会确立人生目标 学会先劳后享 setting goals, delayed gratification.
你知道什么叫先劳后享？ What do you know about delayed gratification?
还不到中午 你已经喝了3杯了 It's not even noon, yet you're already on your third glass of wine.
仔细想想 我还是不送你去上学了 You know, on second thought, I won't be driving you to school.
走一走对你有好处 The walk will do you good.
妈 我没开玩笑 Mom, I'm not kidding around.
我要钱 I want my money.
我的回答是‘不’ The answer is no.
还真是个烂醉的老太婆 Well, aren't we a mean old drunk?
不管你这是要教我什么 Whatever that was supposed to teach me,
就当我学会了 consider the lesson learned.
哦 哇噢 Oh. Whoo.
你来这儿干吗 What are you doing here?
我只是看看Ron医生的甜言蜜语 I'm just enjoying the silky smooth moves of Dr. Ron.
或者应该叫他“爱人医生”？ Or should I say, "Dr. Love"?
- 还给我 - 这段我最喜欢 -- - Give me that. Aah!- This is my favorite--
"我已等不及走进手术室" "I can't wait to be in the operating room with you
"触碰你的心灵" "so I can touch your heart,
"因为你已经深深触动了我" "because you've already touched mine so deeply. "
好吧 你不读出来的时候 这段话本来挺好听的 Okay, that part sounds better when you don't read it out loud.
而且你读它干吗？ And what are you doing reading it anyway?
那是Ron医生的心里话 Those are Dr. Ron's private thoughts.
恩 我知道 Yeah, I got that.
我感觉他的确很喜欢你 Susie You know, I sense that he really likes you, susie.
那又怎么样 So?
那你喜欢他么？ So do you really like him?
当然喜欢 Of course I do.
他聪明、风趣、而且善良 He's smart and funny and kind.
聪明、风趣、善良 Smart, funny, kind.
我可没听出爱意 I don't hear the word "love" in there.
爱是个很庄重的词 Well, that's a big word.
我们刚开始约会 我们有一种默契 We just started dating, and we have a connection,
我会跟着这种感觉 看看有何发展 and I'm gonna follow it through and see where it goes.
我懂了 你会一直拴住他 直到没有感觉为止 Oh, I get it. You're gonna string him along till you feel something you don't
并为此浪费5年的时间 and waste the next five years of your life.
相比之下我浪费在你身上的是12年 As opposed to the 12 I wasted on you?
我们为什么要谈这些 Why are we talking about this?
我好像从没有问过你的意见 I don't recall asking you your opinion.
因为我们是一家人 我享有某些权利 Because we're married and I have certain rights,
其中之一就是烦扰你 and one of them is the right to badger you.
好了 你可以走了 Okay, you know, you can leave now.
我真希望能透视你的灵魂 I wish I could M. R. I. Your soul--
出去 out!
这不好玩 it's not funny.
嘿 当心我老婆 她在火头上呢 hey, watch out for my wife. She's on a tear.
这张是我们在度假 Oh, here's one we took on vacation.
Gaby 我们得选那些健康向上的照片 Hmm. Gaby, these pictures have to be wholesome.
必须让他们觉得... They gotta say...
"这家人能把我的孩子抚养好" "these people will do a great job raising a child. "
那怎么了？ So?
可你没穿上衣 So you're topless.
没错 可那毕竟是裸体海滩啊 Yeah, but it's st. Barts,
而且你的手还遮住了我的重要部位 and your hands are covering my naughty parts.
你是指拿着龙舌兰酒那支？ Do you mean the hand that's holding the tequila shot,
还是握着古巴雪茄那支？ or the one that's holding the cuban cigar?
那真是次难忘的旅行 Yeah, that was a good trip.
盖比 Gaby!
- 好吧 不选这张 - 哪张都不能选 - Fine. We won't use it. - We can't use any of 'em.
这里面每一张照片 Every single picture of the two of us,
要么就是在抽烟喝酒 要么就是在暴露 we're either drinking or smoking or naked.
我们不过是有点贪玩 So we like to have fun. I mean, who doesn't understand that
那些未婚的年轻妈妈最理解这一点了 better than an unwed, knocked-up teenager?
这是正经事 This is serious.
如果不能让人家相信我们是好人... If we can't sell ourselves as good people...
那就必须找其他人帮忙 well, then we'll just have to find someone who can do it for us.
这么说你们是要我... So you want me to, uh...
把你们包装成好家长？ pitch you as parents?
你是做广告的嘛 肯定能行 You're in advertising. You can do it.
只要把我们描写得很适合带孩子就行了 Just write us a character reference saying we're great with kids.
哦 这是送给你的 Oh, this is for you.
哦 没必要贿赂我嘛 Oh. Well, you don't have to bribe me.
大家都是朋友 We're all friends here. (Chuckles)
既然这样 那说我们是你家孩子 的名义双亲也可以吗 keeping that in mind, would it also be okay if we were your kids' godparents?
噢！呃 我想行 Oh! Uh... I guess.
太好了 我们能照些照片来记载下这一刻吗？ Great, and can we take some fake pictures to document it?
你恐怕没带开瓶器吧 I don't suppose you brought a corkscrew?
你没有许可 如果你不抓他 You didn't have a warrant, and if you don't arrest him,
那你得告诉我他要什么 then you gotta tell me what he wants.
你好 Mike Hello, Mike.
Felicia 你在这干嘛？ Felicia, what are you doing here?
噢 我离开的太匆忙了 Oh, I left in such a rush.
有许多旧事我忘记处理了 There was a lot of old business I forgot to wrap up.
一定是很重要的事情 Well, it must be pretty important business,
才能让你搬回你觉得 谋杀了你妹妹的男人的隔壁 gets you to move back in next door to the man you think murdered your sister.
你这么说Paul真是好笑 It's funny you should mention paul.
你知道吗 警察昨晚来把他带走了 You know, the police came and took him away last night.
警察？ The police?
从他们推他的方式 And from the way they were manhandling him,
我想他不会很快就回来了 ooh, I don't think he'll be back anytime soon.
不 我只是想和他说话 就这样 (Zach) no, I just wanna talk to him, that's all...
到底发生什么了？ what the hell's going on?
与你无关 Mike It's none of your concern, Mike.
你听我说 如果Paul Young发生了什么事 You listen to me, if anything happens to Paul Young--
已经发生了 it already happened.
几个小时之前 Hours ago.
他死了？ He's dead?
就像我说的 Like I said,
不是你该过问的事 it's none of your concern.
也许你没搞懂我的意思 Noah 你把事情弄糟了 Maybe you don't get it, noah. You screwed up.
你刚杀死了你孙子生命中最重要的人 You just killed the most important person in your grandson's life.
你觉得当他发现你做的事后 他还会想和你扯上关系吗？ Do you think he's gonna have anything to do with you once he finds out?
相信我 And believe me,
我保证他会发现的 I'll make sure he finds out.
哦 甜心 这个肉馅糕- 它有点烧糊了 So, honey, the meat loaf--it's, um, it's a little burnt.
噢 当时我正和Susan讲电话 Oh, right, I was talking to Susan on the phone,
我把它放锅里时间长些了 对不起 and I left it in a little longer than I should've. Sorry.
没事 It's okay. (Sighs)
有那么糟吗？ is it that bad?
不 不 一点都不 No. No, not bad at all.
恩 好 Oh, good.
Parker别把你的胳膊放在桌上 快点 Parker, don't put your elbows on the table. Come on.
不过你答应你不会全力放在工作上的 But you'd agree it wasn't your best effort.
什么？ Huh?
做饭 你答应负责的任务 The meal, the task you agreed to take on.
你答应不会全心放在上面 对吧？ You'd agree that you didn't give it 100%, right?
Tom 如果你想说什么 Tom, if you're gonna make a point,
最好现在就在说出来 别等我拿盘扔你 why don't you do it now before I hurl the plate at you?
没人能一直全心投入 因为他们不可能做不到 Nobody gives 100% of his effort all the time because they can't.
那是不可能的 It is impossible.
在你时间和精力有限的情况下 只需做到最好 You do the best you can with the time and energy you have.
别说了 这只是肉馅糕 Stop right there. This is meat loaf. (Chuckles)
你说的是生意 your presentation was business.
你是说客户比你自己的家人 还值得你放更多精力？ You're saying the client deserves more effort than your own family?
好 Okay.
如果我为工作时让你难堪了而向你道歉的话 So if I apologize for upsetting you at work,
我们能不说这个了 继续吃饭吗？ can we get past it and enjoy our meal?
当然 Absolutely.
对不起 对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am sorry.
谢谢 Thanks.
孩子们 肉馅糕怎么样？ So, boys, how do you enjoy the meat loaf?
有点咸 It's a little salty.
嗯 (Preston) yeah.
吃吧 Just eat it.
好了 there.
完美 Perfect.
好了 All right.
好了 再来一次 all right, one more time.
什么？ What?
对 Yeah.
老兄 我可不想打破你的脸 Dude, I don't wanna mess up your face.
你爱我吗？ Do you love me?
那就照我的话去做 Then do what I tell you.
艰难的一天 Rough day.
是阿 Yeah.
我想知道有没什么办法 能使它变好些 I wonder if there's any way that we can turn it around still.
好问题 Good question.
不过 怎么做呢 怎么做呢 But what to do? What to do?
对啊 Yeah.
嗨! 怎么了？ Hi! What's up?
你干吗一直想那么做？ Why do you keep trying to do that?
- 什么? - 想到上面去 - What? - Trying to get on top.
你上面? 不 我没有 Of you? No, I'm not.
你一直推我 就像你要压住我 You were pushing on me like you were trying to sack me.
我感觉到了 I felt it.
你说真的？ Are you serious?
Tom 我什么也没做 我只是想主动点 Tom, I wasn't doing anything. I was just going for it.
我只不过是太投入了 来嘛 I was just lost in the moment. Oh, come on!
快点 这很傻 我不想争这个 Come on, this is silly. I don't wanna argue.
我的意思是 除非这样让你兴奋 I mean, unless it turns you on.
兴奋了吗？我现在可正在这样做 宝贝 Does it? 'Cause then I'm all about it, baby.
什么 这是干嘛？ What--what was that?
什么？什么是什么？ What--what was what?
你支起来了 You were bracing.
你用脚支起来了 You were bracing with your leg.
我正试着躺到你上面 I was trying to lie on top of you,
而你抵住床垫 and you were bracing yourself against the mattress
这样你就不用躺着 so you didn't have to get on your back.
否认阿 否认阿 你做不到 Try and deny it. Try and deny it. You can't.
好好 我觉得你现在说话像疯子 Okay, okay, can I just mention you're talking like a crazy person?
你就不能停一下吗？ You can't give it up for a second, can you?
你总是要操控一切 一直都是 You always have to call the shots. Always.
又是关于我当你上司的事吗？ Is this about me being boss again?
你得克服它 You gotta get over it.
这就是我要说的 That's exactly my point.
一点不差 Exactly.
你不只在办公室是我的上司 You are not just my boss at the office.
在任何地方你都是我的上司 You're my boss everywhere.
噢 这太荒谬了 Oh, that's ridiculous.
你是主演 You run the show.
你是主演 而我是凑热闹的 You run the show, and I'm along for the ride.
我只不过推着小小的购物车 I just push the little shopping cart,
让女人开车吧 let the woman do all the driving.
- Tom... - 我是你的球童 - Tom... - I'm the caddy husband.
我拿着你的球杆 I carry your clubs.
真抱歉你是这种感受 I am so sorry you feel that way,
但你不能怪我 but you cannot put that on me.
这是你的生活 This is your life.
你想主导它？ You wanna run it?
那你就上阿 Then step on up.
你想开车？ You wanna drive?
那就捉住方向盘阿 Grab the steering wheel.
我是说-我还应该说什么？ I mean-- what else am I supposed to say?
我去看看孩子 I'm gonna check on the kids.
该量你的血压了 Time to check your blood pressure.
好的 Oh, sure.
噢 有点紧 非得这么紧吗？ Oh, that's a little tight. Does it have to be that tight?
- 是的 - 哦 - Yes. - Oh.
好了 嗷 开始疼了 okay. Ow, ow. That's actually starting to be painful.
真的? 真让我吃惊 Really? That surprises me.
我还以为你内部已经死了 I just assumed you were dead inside.
嗷!嗷!你到底在干嘛？ Ow! Ow! What the hell are you doing?
我告诉我自己别缠和进来 但我不能 I told myself to stay out of this, but I can'T.
我知道你结婚了 I know that you're married.
我没有！ I am not!
真的？哼 因为昨天来看你的男人说 你是他妻子 Really? Hmm, 'cause that man that came to see you yesterday, he said you're his wife.
噢！是... Oh! Yeah, oh...
不 不 你这么说是因为我们以前结过婚 no, no, he just said that 'cause we used to be married.
只不过是习惯的原因 It's just a force of habit.
哦 这倒解释了一切 Oh, that explains everything.
我还检查了你的保险单 你还是已婚 Except that I checked your insurance forms, and you're still married.
你这个说谎通奸的烂货 So that makes you a lying, adulterous skank.
不不不 Hisel护士 Oh, no. No, no. No, no, nurse Hisel.
嗷嗷嗷嗷 Hisel护士！ Ow, ow, ow, ow!Ow, nurse Hisel!
护士 嗷！ Ugh! Nurse--oh!
Hisel护士 我可以解释 Nurse Hisel, I can explain.
你能吗 烂货？ Can you, skank?
是的 Yes. Okay.
我还是已婚 全是因为我的保险用完了 I am married, but it's only because my insurance ran out.
我的前夫保险完好 My ex-husband has a really good coverage plan,
他说如果我们再婚 so he said that he would remarry me
我就能动手术了 so I could get my operation.
我之所以不没告诉Ron医师 Only I didn't wanna tell Dr. Ron
因为我不想他成为诈保案的从犯 'cause I didn't want him to be an accomplice to fraud.
这么说你是在... So you're what...
保护他？ protecting him?
是的 是的 Yeah. It--yes, I am.
好吧 Okay.
你没欺骗他就好 As long as you're not two-timing him.
他对你可是真心的 He feels so strongly about you.
我知道 留言卡片我也看了 I know. I read the card.
那你看出字里行间的意思了吗？ But did you read between the lines?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
哦 我本不应该告诉你的 Okay, I shouldn't be telling you this,
不过在我们为你选花的时候 but when we were picking out the flowers for you,
他说他要鼓足勇气对你说那三个字 he said that he was working up the courage to say he loves you.
真的？ Really?
是的！ Yes!
到时候你得装作很吃惊的样子 But you have to act surprised, okay?
哦 我会的 Oh, yeah, I'll be surprised.
那么保险这事就算过去了？ So I guess we have the whole insurance thing worked out.
哦 别担心了 Oh! Pfft. Don't worry about that. Please.
我干吗搬起石头砸自己的脚呢？ Who am I to cast stones?
要知道 I mean, heck...
我当初根本没通过护士资格考试 I didn't pass my nurse's exam.
他们压根没问 They didn't even ask me!
Andrew 是不是有人敲门？ Andrew, did I hear the bell?
哦 你好 Oh, hello.
我叫Samuel Bormanis 我是来见Andrew的 I'm Samuel Bormanis. I'm here to see Andrew.
哦 你是Andrew的朋友？ Oh, okay. Are you a friend of Andrew's?
我是他的律师 I'm his lawyer.
他的律师？Andrew干吗要律师？ His lawyer? Well, why on earth would Andrew need a lawyer?
你来了 sam Here you go, sam.
宝贝 你的脸怎么了？ honey, what happened to-- to your face?
我... I...
是被你打的 you hit me.
你不记得了？ Don't you remember?
我事先声明 我绝对没有打我儿子 For the record, I did not punch my son.
我只是抽了他一耳光 I slapped him with an open palm.
是的 可是 妈妈 Yeah, but, mom, the thing is,
你都喝醉了 就不知道下手有多重了 when you drink, you don't know your own strength.
这太可笑了 This is ridiculous.
你看不出他是在装的吗？ Can't you see this is a performance?
Van De Kamp夫人 我不想再听下去了 Mrs. Van De Kamp, I've heard enough.
很明显 这个环境实在太差了 Clearly, this environment is a highly dysfunctional one.
Andrew寻求我的帮助 是为了获得更好的健康的生活环境 Andrew has retained my services in order to pursue a healthier living situation.
什么生活环境？ And what might that be?
我 我要求不再受父母管束 I, um, I wanna be emancipated.
脱离父母监管？ Emancipated?
作为一个脱离监管的未成年人 Andrew将独立生活 As an emancipated minor, Andrew would be able to live on his own.
当然 他还会继续上学 He'd still go to school, of course,
但是他将脱离任何成年人的监管 but he'd be released from all adult supervision.
这简直愚蠢之至 Well, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard of.
他怎么养活自己？ How would he support himself?
他自己管自己的财务 Well, he'd be in complete control of his own finances.
说了半天 原来是为了你的个人基金的事 So that's what this is about--your trust fund?
当然 我们都不愿意看到大家对簿公堂 Obviously, we'd all prefer not to go to family court,
不过鉴于你有暴力倾向和酒后驾车的记录 but with the violence and your D. U. I. Charge,
就算闹上法庭也不会好看的 it could get ugly.
Bormanis先生 Uh, Mr. Bormanis,
我需要时间考虑一下 I'll need a little time to think about this.
我给你24小时 You have 24 hours.
看上去我们还真开心 boy, it really looks like we're having a good time.
这次肯定成了 I sure hope this works.
只要别让我真去弹吉他 Well, as long as they don't make me play guitar,
肯定没问题 I think we're home free.
Solis夫妇 Rhoda要见你们 Mr. And Mr. Solis, Rhoda can see you now.
哇！ Wow!
你们和孩子们还真待了很长时间 It looks like you spend lots of time with these kids.
我们很珍惜做名义父母的机会 Oh, we take our roles as god parents very seriously.
- 是嘛 亲爱的 - 恩 是啊 - Don't we, honey? - Mm-hmm. Yes.
他们真可爱 都叫什么名字？ Oh, they're precious. What are their names?
Parker 还有... Parker and, uh...
Porter, 呃... Porter, uh...
呃... and, uh...
反正都是P开头的 特别可爱 well, they're all P's. It is super cute.
等一下 什么事 Helen？ One sec. Do you need me, Helen?
你好啊 Gabrielle Hello, Gabrielle.
卡洛斯 Carlos.
我还不知道你们要领养孩子 I didn't know you were adopting.
普雷斯顿 Preston!
还有一个孩子叫Preston The other one's name is Preston.
Helen 你在这工作？ Helen, you work here?
你们认识？ You all know each other?
－世界真小啊 －是啊 What a small world. It sure is.
Solis夫人曾雇我儿子打点他们家草坪 Mrs. Solis hired my son to do her yard work.
她还差点要和我儿子上床 And also, she would rape him.
首先协议符合法律规定 Okay, first of all, it was statutory,
其次那是好久以前的事了 and it happened so long ago.
是嘛 我记得是大约1年前的事 Was it? I think it was only about a year ago.
不 是正好1年 No, it was a year,
就在你丈夫因怂恿他人做苦役的罪名 被收监坐牢之前 because it was right before your husband went to prison on slave labor charges.
Rhoda 你不介意的话 Rhoda, if you don't mind,
我想亲自过问Solis夫妇领养一事 I think I'll handle the Solis case myself.
我会当作重中之重来办的 I'd like to make it my top priority. Okay.
呃 Gabrielle 你也别费心联系 Oh, and, um, Gabrielle, don't bother trying to contact
其他领养机构了 any other adoption agencies in the area.
我会让他们都知道你的情况的 I'll make sure they know all about you.
我觉得我得和Ron医师分手了 I think I have to break up with Dr. Ron.
什么？为什么？ What? Why?
因为他太好了 Because he's a gem.
而且他也爱我 And apparently he loves me.
不好意思 我没听明白 I'm sorry. I'm not following.
勒奈特 他就是 Lynette, he is everything
我心目中的完美男友 I could possibly want in a boyfriend,
我不知道我是否感觉到了那种... and I just don't know if I feel that...
爱情火花 spark.
我很想有那种感觉 You know, and I really want to.
哦 甜心 Aw, sweetie.
他一直对我说我是多么的特别 And he keeps telling me how special I am
我对他十分重要... and how much I mean to him...
他多想手托我的心 how he wants to hold my beating heart in his hand.
也许是因为我还没感觉到心灵的“雷电”震撼 Maybe it's because I just haven't felt that thunderbolt yet.
Mike就击中了我 Karl也是 You know, with Mike, it hit me. With Karl, it his me.
我无需担心自己的感受如何 I didn't have to worry about how I felt
因为那一击就说明了问题 because the thunderbolt told me.
是啊 就是喜欢这种感觉 Yeah, yeah. Gotta love the thunderbolt.
我呢？我也喜欢 Do I, though? I mean, I do
但是我不能信这种感觉 But I don't trust it anymore.
因为靠这种感觉带来的关系现在都成了灾难 You know, those relationships turned out to be disasters.
也许我应该继续和Ron医师交往 Maybe I should stick it out with Dr. Ron,
继续走在爱情的道路上 and I should try heading down a road that's growing and slower
也许慢慢地会持续50年之久 对吗？ into a sort of kind of love that would sustain itself for 50 years. Right?
稳定 安逸 持久 我应该拥有这些 Stability, comfort, endurance--I deserve that.
哦 是的 当然 Oh, yes! Of course you do.
不过的确很喜欢雷击的感觉 Still, you gotta love the thunderbolt.
别说那些没用的 That's not helpful.
对不起 Sorry.
这是个征兆 Ah, this is a sign.
你能不能闭嘴？ Will you shut up?
我们失去了一个孩子 又发现不能生孩子了 We lost a baby, found out we can't conceive another one,
结果又在领养所遇到了Helen Rowland and ran into Helen Rowland at an adoption agency.
上帝似乎是在要告诉我们什么 God is obviously trying to tell us something.
Carlos 我们是天主教徒 Carlos, we're Catholics, okay?
上帝对于如何生育根本没什么好见解嘛！ （指玛利亚圣灵怀胎一事） God is pretty Johnny one note on the whole subject of procreation.
请你别一副垂头丧气的样子 好吗？ Hey, and will you stop with this defeatist attitude?
你到底还想不想要孩子了？ Okay, do you want a baby or not?
我觉得我们应该面对现实-- I think it's time that we faced reality--
我们根本就是坏人 不配为人父母 we're bad people, and we probably don't even deserve to be parents.
那谁配啊？ Well, then who the hell does?
你看看现在的年轻人 I mean, look at all the idiotspopping kids.
比起我们来 他们也好不到哪去 Okay, they're not any more qualified than we are.
我也不知道 I don't know.
卡洛斯... Look, carlos...
我们过去的所作所为并不重要 it doesn't matter what we've done in our past.
为人父母就是要随时面临并解决难题 Being a parent means rising to the occasion,
我们有了孩子后更要如此 and that's exactly what we're gonna do when we bring our baby home.
这是我第一次觉得你很想要孩子 This is the first time I really felt like you wanted to have a baby.
这是我第一次听人告诉我 我不能有自己的孩子 (Sighs)well, this is the first time someone told me I couldn't have one.
好吧 我们该怎么办？ Okay, so whatare we gonna do?
现在没有哪个收养机构愿意给我们联系了 I mean, no adoption agency is gonna touch us now.
想要孩子还是有其他办法的 carlos There are ways to get babies, carlos.
不过花费会不小 It just might cost us.
我在警局有熟人 I have some contacts in the police department.
我也打了电话问了 不过他们似乎都说不清你爸爸究竟怎么了 I've been making calls, but I can't seem to get a straight answer about your dad.
我不太明白 怎么可能会不知道 I don't understand. How do they just lose somebody?
他们偏偏就不知道了 They don't, not by accident.
但是我觉得你爸爸的事绝非偶然 But I don't think what happened to your dad was an accident.
你什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
扎克 Zach!
Tillman夫人 Mrs. Tillman.
你好 Zachary 你脸色不好啊！ Hello, Zachary. You look terrible.
哦 Delfino先生 Oh, Mr. Delfino.
还真像啊 Isn't this just a picture?
Felicia 你来干吗？ Felicia, why are you here?
Zachary和我的关系也不是完全决裂了 Young Zachary and I didn't exactly part on the best of terms.
其实 每当天阴的时候 In fact, when the weather's damp,
我就想起我们最后一次的道别 I'm still reminded of our last good-bye.
不过不计前嫌 心无芥蒂 一向是我做人的原则 But forgive and forget. That's my motto.
来点杏仁饼干吗？ Macaroon?
爸爸！ dad!
你没事吧？ You all right?
你怎么知道我喜欢杏仁饼干？ now how did you know I love macaroons?
事情不会就这么结束的 Noah taylor不会这么轻易地放弃 it won't end here, you know. Noah taylor doesn't give up.
不用你担心 我们明早就远走高飞了 Look, don't worry about us. We'll be gone by morning.
不 太晚了 No, it's too late for that now.
我敢打赌 他一定派人在监视你们 I guarantee he's got people watching you.
你这么费心图什么？ What is it with you anyway?
你先是让我逃命 First, you want me to run.
现在你又让我们跟傻子似得等死 Now you want us to stick around like sitting ducks for this maniac.
好啊 那你逃吧 Noah收买了警察 Go ahead, run. Noah's got the cops in his pocket.
你要是用信用卡买汽油 或者 开新户头的话 What do you think's gonna happen the first time you try to buy gas
你知道会发生什么事吗？ with a credit card or open a new bank account?
照你这么说 我死定了 So I'm a dead man.
也不一定 Maybe not.
只要我们利用一下zack Not if we use what leverage we have.
没门 No way.
老家伙还有不到几个月的寿辰 The old man's gonna be dead in a couple of months, maybe less.
让他见见Zach Let him meet Zach,
- 做一回慈爱的祖父 - 我说了没门 - play the doting grandfather-- - I said forget it.
我愿意 I'll do it.
如果他可以放过我们 If it means he'll leave us alone,
我愿意被利用 I'm ready to be leveraged.
Nicholson15分钟内就会带着广告创意来这里 Nicholson will be coming in in about 15 minutes with a pitch,
所以大家最好碰个头了解一下情况 so let's grab everybody and make sure we're all on the same page.
等等 Hang on a second.
怎么了？ What's going on?
我得说出来 I need to say this.
哦... Ah, yeah...
对你当我的老板 我最近一直很不满 I have been giving you a lot of grief lately about being the boss.
但是你要知道 对于一个男人来说 But it's just hard for a guy to feel like
发现他不再万事为首是多么痛苦的一件事啊 he's not in charge of any part of his life.
但是 亲爱的 这种事是时有时无啊 But, honey, it goes back and forth.
我知道 但最近偏向的厉害啊 I know. But it just feels a little one-sided lately,
有时候我需要去驾驭 and sometimes I need to drive the train.
我也知道是我的问题 But, look, I know it is my issue.
我的问题 It's my issue,
我会站出来面对的 and I will step up and deal with it.
嗯 Mmm.
哦 Whoa. Hello.
你在干吗？ What's going on, huh?
继续昨晚 I'm picking up where we left off.
未尽的事务 Last night.
哦 我知道了 Oh, I get it. I get it.
哦 这就是你所谓的驾驭啊！ Ooh! This is your idea of driving the train.
的确男人味十足 让人惊叹 And it's very manly and really impressive,
不过现在可不是亲热的时候啊 but it's really, really bad timing.
你真会搞笑 You can't be serious.
我们 我们可要迟到了 Mmm. We're gonna--we're gonna be late.
我们可要迟到了 Yeah, we are going to be late.
好吧 Okay.
没什么比家庭更重要的了 There is nothing more important than family.
而且我觉得就因为过去的一些风流韵事 And I think it's so unfair some are denied their god-given right to parent
就不让你们做父母 实在是有失公允 just because of a few sordid incidents in their past.
现在 Now
我可能会用一些非常手段 来帮你们找到收养的孩子 I may have to explore some unconventional paths to find your child.
有些行为可能会令人不快 I might even have to take action some might view as unsavory.
所以在我开始之前... But before I do...
我得需要你们能证明自己 I need proof that the two of you are prepared
能面对未来的挑战 to face the challenges ahead.
2万美元 $20, 000.
够了吗？ Is that proof enough for you?
哦 够了 Yes, it is.
很高兴见到你 年轻人 Nice to meet you, young man.
我可不会去抱你 I'm not gonna hug you.
我才不在乎你是不是我的外公 I don't care if you are my grandfather.
没关系 反正我也不喜欢抱来抱去的 Ah. That's okay. Hugging's not really my thing.
Mike 出去等一下 好吗 Mike, could you wait outside?
我想单独和Zachary聊一回 I'd like to be alone with Zachary.
想都别想 Not a chance.
我只是想问一下 Just curious...
你为什么这么急着要见我？ why was it so important you see me?
因为你是我外孙啊 You're my grandson.
我的骨肉啊 My flesh and blood.
我想见你不是天经地义嘛？ Isn't it only natural I'd want a relationship with you?
你想杀我爸爸 这也是天经地义吗？ What kind of relationship can we have when I know you tried to kill my dad?
你应该能理解我为什么如此怨恨你的父亲 Surely, you can understand the rage I must feel towards your father.
好啊 你尽管怨恨好了 Go ahead. Feel all the rage you wanna feel.
但是如果他出了什么事 But if anything happens to him,
我发誓你再也不会见到我 I swear to god you are never gonna see me again.
你才见到我两分钟 You only met me two minutes ago,
没想到 and here you are,
就开始恐吓我了 already blackmailing me.
我真是感到无比自豪啊 I couldn't be prouder.
我可是说真的 I'm serious.
我要你发誓不得伤害我的父亲 I want you to swear you're not gonna do anything to my dad.
哪位父亲啊？ Which dad?
你有两个呢 You have two of 'em.
你知道我说的是谁 You know who I'm talking about--
养我的那位 my dad, the man who raised me,
我唯一在意的那一位 the only man I'm ever gonna care about.
发誓吧 So swear.
我发誓 I swear.
既然规矩也订好了 Well, now that the ground rules have been set,
谁愿意和我闲聊几句啊？ who's up for some meaningless small talk?
哦 这不是那位水管工嘛 well, if it isn't the plumber.
你是来看Susan的？ You here to see Susan?
我想在她动手术前和她说几句话 Uh, yeah, I just wanted to talk to her before her operation.
哦 那你来得可真巧啊 Oh? You're cutting it kinda close.
她马上就要进手术室了 She's just about to be wheeled into surgery.
你知道吗 她在和她的那位外科医生约会 You know, she's dating her surgeon.
知道她告诉我了 Yeah, she told me.
你见过他了？ You met him?
是的 Yeah.
他就像个三岁小孩似的 He's, like, 6 years old.
这些是给她的？ those for her?
是的 花店正好特价销售丁香 Yeah. The florist was having a sale on lilacs.
Ron医师刚刚送给她一簇玫瑰花 Dr. Ron just bought her the biggest bouquet of roses you've ever seen.
真恶心 It was disgusting.
还有那留言条 写的都酸死了 我牙都倒了 And the note that went with it made my teeth hurt, it was so saccharin.
说什么“心心相印的伴侣” 什么“永恒” He used words like "soul mate" and "eternity. "
我差点吐出来 I almost puked in the vase.
那么Susan怎么想的？ What'd Susan think about that?
她似乎很喜欢 Well, she seemed to be really into it.
麦克！ Mike!
等一下 回去！ Oh, wait, stop! Go back!
停下来 等一下 Stop! Stop a second.
你来干吗？ Hey!What are you doing here?
就是来祝你手术成功 I just, uh, wanted to wish you luck before your surgery.
谢谢 Aw, that's so sweet.
你还专程来看我 You came all the way down here just for me.
是的 我来就是为了这个 Yep. That's why I came.
你能来我很高兴 Oh, it means a lot to me that you came.
你多保重 Susan Well, you take care, Susan.
好的 Okay.
再见 Bye.
你忘了给她花了 You forgot to give her your flowers.
没关系 Ah, it's no big deal.
你好 Susan Hi, Susan.
麻醉药起作用了吗？你觉得如何？ How are those drugs working for you? You feeling good?
好的不能再好了 你呢？ Super-duper. How you feeling?
我想让你知道 Well, um, you know I want you to know,
那天我说的那些话-- what I said the other day--
说什么我要抓住你的心这类的酸话-- that corny stuff about me holding your heart in my hands--
我想说的是 well, what I meant to say was,
我对你感情 日益见深 my feelings for you--they keep growing,
我觉得-- and, uh, I think--
呃 我希望你对我的感觉也是如此 well, I hope that you feel the same way about me. Mm.
啊 Susan Ah, hell, Susan.
我爱你 I love you.
哦 谢谢 Aw, thank you.
我爱麦克 I love Mike.
麦克？ Mike?
Susan 谁是麦克？ Susan, who's Mike?
Mike是我的真爱 Mike is love. Mmm.
谁是Mike？ Who the hell is Mike?
我不知道 不过她嫁给了一个叫Karl的男人 I don't know, but she's married to a guy named Karl.
我很抱歉 我应该早点告诉你的 Ron医师 I'm so, so sorry. I should've told you, Dr. Ron.
嗯 麦克 麦克... Mmm, Mike, Mike, Mike...
哦 你为何总爱上那些水性杨花的女人？ oh, why are you always falling in love with skanks?
你是个多出色英俊的男人啊 You beautiful, beautiful man!
哦！ Oh!
准备好了吗？ okay, we ready to go here?
是的 Yeah. Sure.
就让我们开了这个婊子吧 Let's cut this bitch open.
你在干吗？ what are you doing?
你的律师电话留言了 Your lawyer left a message on my machine.
四周后要举行听证会 It seems we have a hearing in four weeks,
我要做好准备 and I wanna be ready.
哦 我明白了 Oh, I get it.
你要在法官面前假装没醉酒 So, uh, so you're gonna pretend to be sober for the judge?
不是假装 Oh, there's no pretending.
我明天要参加嗜酒者互诫协会的见面会 I am going to my first A. A. Meeting tomorrow.
当然了 我故意挑了一个别的地方的伙伴 Of course, I picked one in the worst part of town
这样我就不会遇到熟人 so I won't run into anybody I know.
其实还是会遇到 Which, of course, means I will.
好吧 这又能说明什么？ All right, so what is that gonna prove?
公众观念是很重要的 Andrew Perception is reality, Andrew.
如果大家认为我有酗酒恶习 And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem,
我就有了 then I do.
我当然不会让某个傻瓜法官 And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge
以我的喜好为由让你暴富起来 using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich.
所以我干脆就戒酒 So I'm simply going to give up my wine
成为一个改过的新人 and become a recovering alcoholic.
办法倒是不错 不过就是行不通 Good plan, but it'll never work.
我敢打赌你到法庭上时还是醉醺醺的 See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered.
哦 Andrew 你觉得我不爱你 oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to
所以不会戒酒？ give up alcohol?
我已经17岁了 Look, I'm 17, all right?
你最多还能困住我一年 So you can only keep me here for another year.
为什么不肯放手？ Why not just let me go?
因为我的职责还没完成 Because I'm not done with you yet.
我的职责是教育你成人 It's my job to teach you,
可你现在还远没有成人 and you are not half the man I know you can be.
呃 我就这么跟你说吧- Yeah, well, I got news for you--
我绝不会罢手的 this is as good as I'm gonna get.
我要是这么想 If I really thought that,
我肯定会掏出一把枪 杀了我们俩 I'd get a gun right now and kill us both.
妈妈 我们俩现在都不开心 Mom, we're both so unhappy.
干吗不把钱给我 Why not just let me take my trust fund,
这样我就可以永远不烦你了？ and I'll get out of your hair forever?
求你了 Please.
你是个冷血的婊子 你知道不？ You're a stone cold bitch, you know that?
不好意思 你刚才说什么 我没听清楚 I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that.
我恨你 I hate you.
爱的对立面并非恨 You know, the opposite of love isn't hate.
而是冷漠 It's indifference.
如果你恨我 And if you hate me,
就说明你还在乎我 that means you still care,
我们之间还有亲情 and we're still connected,
我还有机会让你改邪归正 and I still have a chance to set you right.
这就是Bree Van De Kamp This is how Bree Van De Kamp
如何最终改变了自己的每周安排 finally came to change her weekly routine.
仍是周二打扫... She still cleaned on tuesdays...
周三交费... paid her bills on wednesdays...
周四洗衣服 and did her laundry on thursdays.
但每周的星期五 But her Fridays
要参加一个会议... were now reserved for a meeting...
一个特别的会议 a special meeting
站在一大群素不相识的人前... where she stood in front of people she didn't know...
我的名字是Bree my name is Bree,
我是一名酗酒者 and I am an alcoholic.
违心地诉说着 And said things she didn't believe.
而后 回到家中 And afterwards, Bree would come home
犒劳自己... and reward herself...
祝贺完满成功的一周 on the completion of another successful week.