前情回顾 Previously on...
从今以后我呆在家里做全职爸爸 I'm going to be a stay-at-home dad. Huh?
有人交换了角色 我一直在想你 Some reversed roles... I've been thinkin' about you.
所以你来约我出去？ So you came to ask me out?
有人被接纳 我会说好 Some were welcomed in... 'Cause I'll say yes.
我在前进 你也应该这样 I've moved on. You should do the same.
有人被拒之门外 Some were shown the door...
嫁给我吧！ Will you marry me?
还有的 什么？ And some... Huh?
再也没有机会 Never got the chance... Aah!
弄清楚他们真正想要的是什么 To find out what they really wanted.
贝蒂.艾波怀特是一个有天赋的女人 Betty applewhite was a gifted woman.
在她小的时候大家就那么说 Everyone had always said so ever since she was a child.
她的钢琴启蒙老师夸奖她的聪敏 Her first piano teacher praised her dexterity.
她的大学教授称赞她的节奏感 Her first college professor applauded her sense of rhythm...
她的第一个指挥对她的感染力赞不绝口 Her first symphony conductor hailed her dramatic flair...
但贝蒂不再是乐团的钢琴师 But Betty was no longer a concert pianist.
而是一个有秘密的女人 She was now just a woman with a secret,
她不惜一切保守这个秘密 one she was determined to keep by any means necessary.
她不惜一切保守这个秘密 I'm not a bit surprised that somebody broke into Gabrielle's house.
柴藤郡很容易成为目标 Wisteria Lane is an easy target.
很少有警察在附近巡逻 It's not like the police patrol around here.
我们还有自发的邻里巡逻 We still have the neighborhood watch.
邻里巡逻像个玩笑 Oh, the neighborhood watch is a joke.
你们上一次巡查是什么时候？ When was the last time any of you went on patrol, huh?
现在我在院子里装了防盗灯 Now I put security lights on my house.
我说现在是时候聘请专职保安了 I say it's time that we hire professional security.
那会要不少钱 Well, that sounds expensive.
你孩子的安全值多少钱？ Could you really put a price on your kids' safety?
看来你不在乎 麦克卢斯基我和在坐的其他人 Well, you probably could. Look, mcclusky, I am as worried
一样关心社区安全,只是..... as everybody else in this neighborhood, but I just...
我们得阻止他们 We've got to stop this.
怎么说?我们反对安全措施？ And say what, we're against security?
但如果是他们先发现卡博 别说话 让我想想 But if they find Caleb first... hush, Matthew. I'm trying to think.
我指的不是一帮松散的义务警员 I'm not talking about a bunch of vigilantes,
我是指收过专业训练知道在什么时候开枪的保安 I'm talking about trained men who know when to shoot.
我们真的需要专业保安吗？ Do we really need professional security?
你想坐等再有人被攻击？ Are you all gonna wait until somebody else is attacked?
我们应该就这个问题投票 I think it's time to take a vote on armed security.
让我们投票吧 Let's vote now.
我受够了 赞成的请.... I've had enough. All those in favor...
抱歉 事情突然变得那么戏剧性 Oh, sorry. Things were just getting so dramatic.
哇 你弹得真好 Wow, you're really good.
我们正要投票 她是职业钢琴师 We were taking a vote here. She was a concert pianist.
我只是随便弹弹的 Well, I dabbled a bit.
是啊 贝蒂.艾波怀特是一个有天赋的女人 Yes, Betty applewhite was a gifted woman...
而她最厉害的 And the greatest of all her gifts...
是懂得如何把握时机 Was her timing.
当遭遇流产的痛苦时 Once they've suffered a miscarriage,
有的女人会在黑暗中坐上很久 some women sit alone in the dark for hours.
他们逃避阳光 They refuse to go out in the light of day,
害怕接受这个现实:生活仍将继续 afraid to face the possibility that life will go on.
他们会不停想念那个早夭的孩子 They hold onto reminders of their unborn child
想像他们可能的样子 and dream of what might have been.
是啊 很多女人会这样 Yes, this is how some women react
逃避遭遇的不幸 when they've suffered such a loss.
但加布丽尔.索利斯不是这样的女人 Gabrielle solis was not one of those women.
嗨 小伙们 Hi, guys.
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey. Hi.
你好吗？ How are you?
很好 谢谢你们的留言 I'm fine. Thank you for the messages.
很抱歉没回你们电话 I'm... I'm sorry I haven't had time to return calls.
我们把事情都推掉了 We all cleared our schedules.
想来陪陪你 We thought maybe you could use some company.
去我家吧 So we're going to go to my house.
我做了香蕉面包 沏一壶热茶 I made banana bread, and we'll put on a fresh pot,
随便聊一聊 and just talk about anything.
听上去真棒 That sounds so nice.
但今天我安排满了 It's just I'm booked solid today.
头都大了 My head's gonna explode.
能下次吗？ Can I take a rain check?
当然 Sure.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢你们想得那么周到 Thanks for understanding.
好吧 我晚上给你打电话 Okay, well, uh, I will call you tonight
还是这样吧 我的日程表 and we'll figure out a time later in the week. Well, I'll tell you what,
最近比较满 since it's my schedule that seems to be the problem,
等我找出时间给你电话好吗？ why don't I just figure out a time and call you?
好 Okay.
我有很多琐事要处理 I just... I have so many errands to run
还要退很多东西 and a million things to return.
亲爱的 你和卡洛斯可以再试 Oh, honey, there's no reason why you and Carlos can't try again.
你能做一个好母亲 You'd be an amazing mother.
你们只需要多注意一下那种事 You should hold onto that stuff for a while.
我会的 Yeah, you know, I would,
但这些东西的退货期只有30天 but the store has this strict 30-day return policy.
卡洛斯 出什么事了？ Carlos, what happened?
这两天我很难过 I've had a rough couple days.
自从你告诉我 After you told me about the...
孩子 The baby...
我们失去了孩子 I kind of lost it.
卡洛斯 你的手怎么了 Carlos, your hands.
我把床垫撕开了 I ripped my mattress open.
天啊 今天感觉怎么样？ Jeez, how are you feeling today?
他们给我注射了镇静剂 They're injecting me with this tranquilizer thing.
让我觉得怪怪的 I think it's doing the trick.
我们甚至没有谈过名字 We never even talked about names.
我选了最好的五个 I had my top five all picked out.
亲爱的 Honey.
想知道是哪些吗? 不想知道 You want to hear 'em? No, I'm good.
你从来没有给孩子取过名字？ But you never thought about names?
那样做太早了 你不觉得吗？ Oh, well, it was a little soon for that, don't you think?
我是说你怎么能给才胡桃大的东西取名字呢？ I mean, how can you name something the size of a walnut?
这件新买的？ Is this new?
喜欢吗? 来这儿的路上买的 Do you like it? I picked it up on the way here.
你才失去了孩子 You just lost a baby.
我们悲痛的方式不同 We all grieve differently.
你看上去一点都不悲痛 You seem to be takin' it pretty well.
我购物 你把马桶扯下来 I go shopping, you rip toilets out of the wall...
不同的发泄 Different strokes.
你悲伤过吗？ Are you even sad?
哦又来了 你说呢？ Oh, please. What do you think?
实话实说?我不知道 Honestly? I don't know.
我当然悲伤 这是很大的打击 Of course, I'm sad. It's a sad situation.
放开我 Now let go of me.
哦天 亲爱的你没事吧？ Oh, man. Honey, are you okay?
我想镇静剂失效了 I think my tranquilizer's wearing off.
那么再打一针？ Well, let's get you another round.
嘿 麦克 Hey, Mike.
再过几天是我妈妈的婚礼 So my mom's wedding's in a couple days,
我知道你送来那张卡片说你会来 and I know you sent back that little card
而且你更喜欢牛肉做主菜 saying you were coming and that you preferred beef,
事实上 我也把鱼换成了牛肉 which, actually, I changed to fish for you
我也尝了牛肉 'cause I tasted the beef.
无论如何 那是在我们之前 你知道..... Anyways, I know that was before we, you know.
帮我向你妈妈道歉 Send your mom my apologies,
我不去参加 哦 but I won't be attending. Oh.
我希望那不是因为我们不在一起了 I hope that's not just because of us not being us anymore.
我们可以一起参加婚礼 I mean, we could be together at a wedding,
那没什么不妥 and it wouldn't have to be weird.
那很不妥 It'd be weird.
当然 我也那么觉得 Of course. Yeah, I see that.
哦。嗯 嘿。 Oh. Uh, heh.
那么你最近在做什么？ So what have you been doing lately?
和以前一样 Oh, just the usual.
我在写一本书 Well, I've been writing a book.
有点像自传 It's sort of autobiographical.
那样就强迫我回忆 It's really been forcing me to reexamine
很多让我变成我的事 some of the different things that have made me me,
像我妈妈那么年轻就有了我 like the fact that my mother had me so young,
还有我一点都不知道我爸爸的事 像那些重要的事 and I never knew my dad. Big stuff like that.
和你谈起过我父亲吧？ I told you about my dad, right?
他在海军运输舰上服役 He... he was a merchant marine,
a他和他的排在河内全军覆没？ nd his platoon was killed in the battle of Hanoi?
那很奇怪 为什么？ That's strange. Why?
河内不是敌军领地 Well, Hanoi wasn't enemy territory.
那里没有发生过战争 你肯定？ There wasn't a battle there. Are you sure?
妈妈是这么跟我说的 我很肯定 That's what my mom said. I'm pretty sure, yeah.
海军运输兵不参加战斗 The merchant marines don't fight.
他们运送补给物资 They deliver supplies on ships.
显然我还有很多调查要做 Oh. Well, clearly I have more research to do.
你怎么觉得？ So what do you think?
我的故事?你会买吗？ My life story... would you rush out and buy a copy?
苏姗 怎么？ Susan... Yeah?
你得退后几步 You really need to step back.
喔 Ooh! Ah.
波特 普雷斯顿 我不是和你们说过 Porter, Preston, what have I told you
天黑后不要在外面玩? 一点都不黑 about playing outside after dark? It's not dark.
你爸爸知道你们在外面吗? 别担心 我看着他们呢 Does your dad know you're out here? Don't worry, I've been watching 'em.
他们触发了我的动作感应器 They keep setting off my motion sensors.
我应该要你付一半的电费 I ought to send you half my electric bill.
你是那么做的 孩子们来这里 You do that. Okay, guys, come on over here.
站在人行道上 On the sidewalk.
别动 别站在路上 谢谢 Stay there. Not on the street. Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
嗨 宝贝 Hi, babe.
我回来了 I'm home.
过来一下好吗？ Could you come here a sec?
来吧 Sure. What's up?
阻止我 Block me, come on!
该死他们又溜出去了 Damn, they must have snuck out again.
又?这种情况多久发生一次？ Again? How often does this happen?
孩子们 马上进来 Boys, get in here now!
亲爱的你不知道他们有多圆滑 Honey, you know how slippery they are.
就像在牧猫 It's like trying to herd cats.
汤姆 现在已经晚上九点了 Tom, it's 9:00 at night.
孩子们上楼 Guys, upstairs now. Let's go.
快去 换上睡衣马上睡觉 亲爱的他们没事 Into pj's, into bed. Honey, they're fine.
只是 你太担心了 You just... you worry too much.
我有理由担心 And for good reason.
坏人可以把他们骗走 Someone could have driven off with them,
你甚至都不会知道 and you wouldn't have even noticed.
他们只是在院子里 我在他们的年纪 They were in the front yard. God, when I was their age,
经常骑上单车 消失几个小时 I used to hop on my bike, disappear for hours.
我妈妈眼睛都不眨一下 My mom never batted an eye.
是啊 但情况不同了 Yeah, well, that was a different time.
你必须更警惕 You have to be more vigilant.
小区里刚发生闯入事件 There was a break-in on this street.
我参加了那次小区安全会议 记得吗？ I was at the neighborhood watch meeting, remember?
抱歉 我管了他们七年 I'm sorry. I've been doing this for seven years.
相信我 你必须后脑勺上也长只眼睛 Trust me. You have to have eyes in the back of your head.
有两只足够了 真的？ The two in front work just fine, thanks. Really?
潘妮在哪里？ Mm-hmm. Where's penny?
看 就在我放下她的地方 See? Right where I left her.
这个怎么会登上报纸的？ How did this get in the paper?
我本来想给你电话 I-I was going to call you.
我们讨论过这件事的 我们说好慢慢来 We discussed this. We agreed to go slowly.
我本来是想打电话去报社取消 I-I was going to call and cancel after our talk,
但我太激动了 所以忘记了 but things just got so hectic, I-I forgot.
莱克斯七周前才去世 Rex has only been dead for seven weeks.
所以？ So?
所以我不想镇上的女人 So I don't want every woman in this town
在背后说三道四 talking about me behind my back.
抱歉 有不好的影响吗？ I'm sorry, but isn't the damage done?
还好 幸运的是人们只在头版无聊时才读公告栏 Well, fortunately, people only read the announcements when there's nothing in the front page,
而那天的头条 and the headline today was about
是斯里兰卡洪灾 哦 我们真幸运 some catastrophic flood in Sri Lanka. Oh, so we lucked out.
是啊 Yes, we did.
如果需要 Now when the time comes
公开我们的关系 to go public with our relationship,
我希望你先和我商量一下 I need you to discuss it with me first.
无论如何我是未婚妻 和我商量 I'm the bride, after all. It's only...
是恰当的 Appropriate.
好 Okay.
嗯 Hmm.
但我要你带上戒指 I will need you to wear that ring, though.
戒指？ The ring?
你没有戴 它在哪里？ You're not wearing it. Where is it?
我包里 哦好 It's in my purse. Oh, good.
请戴上 Please put it on.
但人们会看到 But if people see it...
他们会以为你戴着以前的结婚戒指 They'll assume that you're wearing your wedding ring.
是可能 为什么要冒险呢？ Oh. Maybe, but why risk it?
因为戒指能为你拒绝潜在的追求者 Because a ring tells would-be suitors a woman is spoken for.
而没有戒指会引来不需要的注意 A naked hand invites unwanted attention.
让我来 Here. Let me.
哦 就这些吗 范-德-坎普夫人？ Uh, will that be all, Mrs. Van De Kamp?
我想是的 威廉姆斯先生 Uh, yes, I think so, Mr. Williams.
嗨 Hi.
嗯 Uhh.
呵 Aah!
我的天啊 Oh, my god!
你想干什么？ What do you want?!
嘿嘿 别害怕 Hey, hey, it's cool!
不 怎么能不害怕 你他妈的是谁？ No, it's not cool! Who the hell are you?!
卡洛斯派我来的 我要报警了 Carlos sent me! I'm gonna call the police!
我叫赫克托 我们在里面认识的 Name's Hector. I met Carlos inside.
什么里面？ Inside what?
你是说 你是说在监狱里？ You mean... you mean, in prison?
他告诉我发生了的事 He told me what happened, asked me to come by
让我来保护你 我能进来吗？ and keep an eye on you. Can I come in?
不不你不能进来 No! No, you can't come in!
我带了保温箱 那么我呆在外面 不！ I brought a cooler. I'll camp out here. No! Unh-unh!
我能照顾好自己 好吗？ I can take care of myself, okay?
好 Okay.
好？ Okay?
我懂你意思 你要自己的空间 Yeah, I-I get it. You need your space.
对 是这样 我需要我的空间 谢谢你 Yes. Yes, I do. I need my space. Thank you.
过来 我给你看点东西 好 Come here. I want to show you something. Okay.
来这里 嗨孩子们 Come here. Hi, guys.
我想过你说的 I thought about what you said.
不想你担心 Don't want you to worry.
所以我和孩子们小小谈了一会 So I had a little talk with the boys. Oh.
好吧 孩子们 你们怎么办？ Okay, guys, what do we do
如果陌生人开车过来 要带你们兜风 if a stranger asks us to take a ride in their car?
波特 Porter.
我们逃走打电话给警察 We run away and call 9-1-1. Good man.
很好 但如果陌生人说 Right, but what if that stranger says,
"我认识你们的父母"呢？ "hey, I know your mommy and daddy"?
普雷斯顿你说 还是逃走 What, Preston? Still run away.
对 很好 Yes. Okay...
我能提个问题吗? 当然随便问 Can I ask a question? Yeah, by all means.
如果陌生人看上去很友好 What if the stranger is nice and not scary?
你说 Yes?
逃走报警 Run away and call 9-1-1.
如果陌生人说 So what if the stranger says
要带你们去马戏团 they're going to take you to the circus
吃匹萨还有骑大象呢？ for pizza and elephant rides?
别看你爸爸 Don't look at your dad.
看着我 你们怎么办？ Eyes on me. What are you gonna do?
你们怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
我们 We...
逃走？ Run away?
对！ Yes! Snap.
答得好! 去厨房吧 Okay, to the kitchen.
今晚我们吃冰淇淋 We are havin' ice cream tonight.
你笑成那样一定有问题 Your smiling like that actually meant something.
勒奈特 我们教了他们一下午 他们懂了 Lynette, come on. We worked on this all afternoon. They get it.
别自欺欺人了你知道我们的孩子 他们很聪明 Give me a break. You know our kids. I love them dearly,
可总是一只耳朵进一只耳朵出 but that goes in one ear and out the other.
我要去吃冰淇淋了 I'm gonna have some ice cream.
汤姆这件事还没解决 Tom, you're not off the hook here.
勒奈特我能照顾好孩子们的安全 Lynette, I can keep my children alive.
你早上离开时 是四个 When you left this morning, there were four.
你回到家时 仍然会是四个 When you came home, there were still four.
等哪天你回来少了一个 When you come home and there are only three,
再来教训我 then you get to lecture me.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你是布里.范-德-坎普吗? 对 我是 Are you Bree Van De Kamp? Uh, yes, I am.
我是莱拉.米兹曼 希望没有打扰你 My name is Leila mitzman. I hope I'm not interrupting.
我能为你做什么吗？ Can I help you?
听上去会很奇怪 但我觉得应该来见你 This may sound odd, but I felt I should see you.
从报纸上我知道你和乔治.威廉姆斯订婚了 I read in the paper that you're engaged to George Williams.
哦 在报纸上发布是太早了点 Oh, well, that announcement was a bit premature.
但你和乔治 But you and George are involved...
是在恋爱吧？ In a romantic relationship?
是 Yes.
那么我们得谈谈 Then we need to talk.
我们交往了六个月 We'd been dating for six months
然后他向我求婚 when he asked me to marry him.
但当我答应了以后 乔治表现出了很强的占有欲 From the moment I said "yes," George got so possessive,
当他发现 and when he found out
我前夫就住在我家附近时 my ex lived just down the street,
乔治毫无来由地说我和前夫有来往 George accused me of seeing him behind his back.
有一天晚上我接到了警方的电话 And then one night, I got a call from the police.
有人放火烧了我前夫的汽车 Someone had set my ex's car on fire.
虽然没有什么证据 I could never prove anything,
但我知道是乔治干的 第二天我就离开了他 but I knew it was George. I left him the next day.
我不知道应该说什么 Well, I don't know what to say.
我知道 这很疯狂 I know. It's upsetting.
是的.... Yes, it is...
我让一个完全的陌生人来到家里 To have a complete stranger come into my home,
喝着我的茶 drink my tea,
然后让我离开 and then try to turn me against
这辈子遇见过最好的男人 one of the sweetest men I have ever known.
你得相信我 乔治是个坏种 Honey, you got to trust me. George is a whack job,
你应该要知道自己在和什么人交往 and you should get while the getting's good.
我想你该走了 I think it's time for you to leave.
有一次在酒吧我和一个男人聊天 One time, I was talking to a guy at a bar,
回到家后 乔治打我耳光 and when we got home, George slapped me.
那怎么解释？ What do you say to that?
根据你的说话方式 I say, given your overall demeanor
和用词 and your freewheeling use of epithets,
我敢说他打你是理所当然的 I'm willing to bet that he was provoked.
哦 Oh.
当我得知你和乔治订婚时 When I read that you were engaged to George,
我觉得告诉你他是个疯子是我的义务 I felt it was my duty to let you know he's crazy.
但现在见过你 But now that I've met you,
我知道你们真是天生一对 I can see it's a match made in heaven.
我来了 嗨莫蒂 霍普金斯牧师 I'm here. Hi, morty, reverend Hopkins.
抱歉我迟到了 I'm sorry I'm late to your rehearsal.
没关系 不要紧 你来了 Oh, it's okay. It's all right. You're here now.
那就好 站我前面 It's fine. Go in front of me.
好了牧师 放音乐吧 Okay, reverend, hit it!
妈我能问你一个问题吗 Mom, can I ask you a question?
苏姗你得往前走 继续走 You've got to march, susie. Got to march. Oh.
哦 我在为我的书找资料 Oh. I was just researching my book,
发现了一件奇怪的事 and I found the strangest thing.
在海军运输舰的名单上没有我爸爸的名字 No one with my father's name was ever a merchant marine.
我说是运输船吗？ Oh, did I say merchant?
是常规海军部队 Well, I just meant the regular marines.
是啊我想你可能搞错 Oh, well, yeah, I thought you probably did.
所以我也查了那里 还是没有爸爸的名字 So I checked that, too, and he wasn't there,
然后我打电话去了档案馆 and so I called the v.A.,
越南战争里没有任何哈里斯.罗斯的记录 and there is not a single record of anyone named Harrison Ross in Vietnam.
现在不是谈这个的时候 This is not the time, susie.
怎么了 女士们？ What's... what's the holdup, ladies?
抱歉妈妈 我不该在这时候烦你 Well, I'm sorry to upset you, mom, I just...
但你不觉得这很奇怪吗？ Don't you think that's weird?
什么奇怪？ What's... what's weird?
海军服役记录名单里 Well, there's no record
甚至没有一个 和我爸爸一样的名字 of anyone with my dad's name in the armed services.
哦有的 Oh, well, there it is.
什么有的？ There what is?
莫蒂 回那里去 Morty, just go on back up there.
看我说过 Look, I'm... I'm not gonna say that
我知道这件事总有一天会发生 我知道会发生 I knew this would happen, but I knew this would happen.
妈妈我需要知道真相 Mom, I need answers.
为什么一定要是现在？ Do you have to do this now?
你毁了我的婚礼排演 You are ruining my wedding rehearsal.
你结过四次婚了 Well, you've been married four times.
我想你了如指掌 I think you got it down.
我不会站在这里听你讽刺我 I will not stand here and be attacked!
妈妈 别走开 Mom, don't walk away from me. Ow!
你想我说什么？ What do you want me to say?
想让我说我是个坏母亲？ You want me to say I'm a bad mother?
好吧!我是个坏母亲 开心了？ Fine! I'm a bad mother! Are you happy now?
妈妈!妈妈！ Mom! Mom.
妈妈！ Mom.
对 我知道等我的是什么 Yes, yes, I-I know what I'm getting into.
莫蒂 莫蒂你看到我妈妈了吗？ Morty? Morty, have you seen my mom?
看到了 Yeah. Yeah, she seemed, uh,
她看上去很激动 she seemed pretty upset. I-I think...
我想她已经打车回家了 I think she took a cab home.
要我送你吗？ You need... you need a ride?
我想知道我父亲的真相 I need to you tell me the truth about my father.
进来 Hop in.
当我在韩国时 When, uh, when I was in Korea,
我驻扎在釜山 I was stationed outside of, uh, Pusan,
我们 and we'd, uh,
当我们休假时 我们去了 你知道 we'd... we'd get these... These passes, you know,
我们去了城里 and we'd... And we'd go into town,
你知道 我们喝了几杯啤酒 and, you know, we'd have a... Have a few beers,
我们把这种活动叫做RR and we used to call it r and r
军队里的说法 in... in military lingo.
我知道RR的意思 Yeah, well, I know what r and r means.
这和我爸爸有什么关系？ So what does this have to do with my father?
我正要说 Well, that's... That's what I'm getting to.
那里....有很多年轻女孩 Um, a-anyway, there were these... these young ladies.
职业的 Professional...
女孩 你知道我的意思吧 Ladies if... if you know what I mean.
莫蒂能跳过这段吗？ Morty... can... can we just move this along?
好吧 长话短说 我从来没想过 O-Okay. Long story short, I... it's just I never figured
我和女人的第一次是在一条小巷里 that my first time with a woman would... would be in an alley...
在一个韩国面条摊后面 Behind a Korean noodle stand with... with my fatigues
脚边都是破烂垃圾 down around my... my ankles.
好吧 再问一遍这和我爸爸有什么关系 Okay, again, w-what does this have to do with my father?
我们都做过那种 We... we've all done things that, uh, you know,
令自己羞耻的事 that we're ashamed of.
我的意思是 你知道 I mean, you know, we all...
我们都有秘密 We all have secrets.
你爸爸并不是战斗英雄 Your... your... your father wasn't a war hero.
他也没有去过越南 And he... he wasn't in viet... Vietnam.
那么为什么妈妈要骗我？ Well, why would my mother tell me that?
索非亚没有和你爸爸结婚 Uh, Sophie wasn't... Wasn't married to your father.
我不确定 I'm... I'm not... I'm not sure
她可能不知道你爸爸的名字 she even... She even knew his name.
你是说我是妈妈一夜情的结果？ Are you saying that I'm the result of my mother having a one-night stand?
就像我说的 你知道 Well, like I... like I said, we've all, you know,
我们都做过 we've... we've all done things
令自己羞耻的事情 that we're... That we're ashamed of.
乔治 George.
布里你来真意外 Bree. This is a surprise.
抱歉我突然来访 I'm sorry to drop by unannounced,
有一个很不愉快的来访是 but I just had this disturbing visit
你的一个老朋友莱拉.米兹曼 from an old friend of yours, a Leila mitzman.
她不应该来找你 She, uh, shouldn't have contacted you.
但她来了还说了 Well, she did, and she said
很多关于你的坏话 some pretty horrible things about you.
她说谎是出了名的 You should know that she's a renowned liar.
一开始我也这么认为 That's what I thought at first,
但然后我想了一下 but then having had time to think about it,
我不明白她为什么要那么费时费力 I can't understand why she'd go to so much trouble.
我的意思是她有什么动机呢？ I mean, what would her motive be?
她还爱着我 她想要我 She's obsessed with me. She still wants me.
不是很明显吗？ Wasn't it obvious?
不 No.
她是一个纠缠不清的人 The woman is absolutely certifiable.
我能证明给你看 What's more, I can prove it.
莱拉是这里的顾客 Leila was a customer here.
即使她已经不受欢迎 Even though she's no longer welcome,
我们还有她的处方药记录 we still keep her prescriptions on file.
氟西汀 100毫克 "Fluoxetine, 100 milligrams."
利培酮 250毫克 抱歉 这些是什么？ "Risperidone, 250 mil"... I'm sorry. What is this?
一种是抗悒郁药物 One is an antidepressant for mood swings.
还有一种是镇静剂来减轻幻想 One is an antipsychotic to control hallucinations.
如我所说 她是一个麻烦的女人 Like I said, she's a very troubled lady.
那一开始你怎么会和她约会？ Well, then why did you date her in the first place?
刚开始时 你总是缺乏判断力的,对吧？ In the beginning, you're blind to the flaws, right?
是啊 在刚开始的时候 That's true... In the beginning.
我们没问题吧 So we're good?
当然没问题 Yeah, of course we are.
哦 Oh!
你的邮件来了 Your mail came.
你说你会离开 You said you were leaving.
不我只说会尊重你的隐私 No, I said I was giving you space.
我是那么做 我从车里观察你 I did. I was watchin' you from my car.
那个人闯入只是为了吃冰淇淋 Look, the guy who broke in stole ice cream.
我不认为自己有危险 I don't think I'm in any danger.
所以你可以走了 我不需要你 So you can go. I don't need you.
卡洛斯说你需要 Carlos says you do.
你去哪里？ Where are you going?
购物 而且不关你事 Shopping... not that it's any of your business.
你肯定很喜欢购物 是的 You sure like to shop. Yes, I do.
过去的一天半里你都在买东西 That's all I've seen you do the past day and a half.
啊 Uh-huh.
那样购物肯定有某种原因 All that shopping must be making up for something.
什么？ Excuse me?
你知道卡洛斯很了解你 You know, Carlos has your number.
他说你很倔强 He says you're one tough cookie.
以至于你不知道怎么处理自己的感情 So tough, you don't have to deal with your feelings.
他很体贴 He's a perceptive man.
他两次认为我和同性恋偷情 He thought I was cheating with two gay guys.
你还觉得他很体贴? 换个话题 Are you sure you want to go with perceptive? Well, let's see.
你一周前失去了孩子？ It's been what, a week since you lost your baby?
是 怎么？ Yeah, so?
我从来没听说购物能解除痛苦 So I never heard of shopping out the pain.
为什么每个人都那么说？ Why is everyone on my back about this?
我以我自己的方式处理 够了吗？ I will deal with my loss my way, okay?!
你去哪里？ Where are you going?
我想应该 Ah, I, uh, I just thought
再出去找找 I would go out and look some more...
去公园试试 在午夜？ I'm gonna try the park. In the middle of the night?
是啊 在白天他肯定会躲起来是不是？ Well, yeah. Well, he hasn't really been showing his face in the daylight, has he?
还是你希望卡博在外面乱晃？ Or would you rather we just let Caleb run loose?
他会遇到麻烦 He could be in trouble...
或者伤害别的女孩 Or hurting another girl.
马修他没有伤害索利斯夫人 He didn't hurt Mrs. Solis, Matthew.
他只是饿了 He was just hungry.
我说的不是索利斯夫人 Yeah, well, I wasn't talking about Mrs. Solis,
你知道我在说什么 but you know that.
你还是会做我的伴娘吗？ So are you still going to be my matron of honor?
那当然 Of course I am.
我不想假装 I'm not gonna pretend like
什么事都没有 I'm not still a little freaked out. I am.
但今天早上我想了很多 But I did a lot of thinking about it this morning,
我理解 and I-I think I understand.
你是为了想保护我 You wanted to protect me,
你认为我需要一个英雄 and you thought I needed a hero.
我有一个 就是你 I had one. You.
哦 Oh.
我一直担心让你伤心了 I was always so worried I would screw you up.
我是有些伤心 但那不是你的错 Well, I am screwed up, but it wasn't your fault...
真的 Entirely. Oh.
嘿 斯图 Hey, st...
很忙吗？ You busy?
不 只是在更新博客 No, just updating my blog.
因为我有一个很重要的任务要给你 'Cause I've got an important assignment for you.
真棒 我已经准备好 Great. I'm really ready
接受更重要的工作了 to take on more responsibility around here.
是啊我同意 但我只是希望 Yeah, I applaud that, but what I need
你能帮我证明一个观点 is for you to help me to prove a point...
向我丈夫 To my husband.
哦 你想让他吃醋 Oh. You want to make him jealous.
哦不 Uh, no.
实际上 Actually...
我想要你去绑架我的孩子 I need you to kidnap my children.
别打我 Stop hitting me!
好吧 你想让我看什么？ Okay, so what am I supposed to be lookin' at?
等一等 Just wait for it.
好 他来了 Okay, here he comes.
哇 Ow!
会发生什么？ What's goin' on?
只是想证明一件事 I'm just trying to prove a point.
嗨 Hi...
孩子们 Little boys.
那是谁？ Hell, who is that?
是斯图 我的同事 It's... it's just stu from our office.
想兜兜风吗？ You guys want to go for a ride?
他要诱拐我们的孩子？ And is he abducting our kids?
有可能 Maybe.
这太离谱了 This is crazy.
为什么?你担心他们会上当？ Why? Are you worried they might get in?
我们能一起去嘉年华 We can go to the, uh, carnival.
你们喜欢嘉年华吗？ You like carnivals?
我们不能跟陌生人讲话 We're not allowed to talk to strangers.
快跑 Run, boys.
所以呢 So, uh,
为什么你们不上车 why don't you boys get in the car...
快跑 快 Run away. Run.
上车我就给你们糖吃 Get in the car, and I'll give you some candy.
耶!糖 Yeah! Candy!
为什么他们不逃开？ Why aren't they running away?
这 Well...
这不是自鸣得意的时候 This is not the time to be smug.
显然我们的孩子 Clearly our sons are...
是白痴 Idiots.
好 好 Okay, okay, jeez.
嗨 Hi.
哦 Ow!
哦上帝啊 Oh, my god! Ow!
跑快跑 孩子们 你别跑 Run, kids, run! Run! No, you don't.
哦 Ow! Ow!
你个变态 哪里都别想去 You pervert! Oh, no, you're not goin' anywhere!
哎 Oh! Aah!
哦 Oh! Oh!
哦 Ow! Ow!
在这次的聚会之后 Um, a-anyway, after... After we... we wrap this shindig,
我会和我的新娘一起 I'm whisking my new bride, uh, away
做四个月的环球旅行 on a 4-month cruise around the world.
其实维加斯的一个周末我就很满意了 I-I would have been happy with a-a weekend in Vegas,
你知道 but you know...
不管怎样 她来了 Anyway, here... here she is.
现在让我美丽的新娘说话 My, um, my beautiful bride.
感谢大家的到来 I want to thank everyone for coming,
特别是我的莫蒂 and especially my morty,
他让我 who's helped me
成为更好的人 be a better person.
我还想感谢 And I want to thank...
我可爱的女儿告诉她 My amazing daughter Susan, and tell her
我多么感激她的理解和爱 how much I appreciate her love and respect...
我不是一个好人 Because I'm a horrible person,
她应该有一个更好的母亲 and she deserves so much better than me.
亲爱的 不不 Honey, honey. No, no, no, no, no.
苏姗应该知道真相 Susan needs to know the truth.
你的父亲 Your father...
并不是一个一夜情人 Was not a one-night stand.
当时他33岁而且结了婚 He was 33, and he was married...
他是我上司 And he was my boss.
当我告诉他我怀孕了 When I told him I was pregnant,
他夺门而出 再也没有跟我说过话 he broke it off, and he never spoke to me again.
但他留给我一个美丽出色的女儿 But he gave me my beautiful, incredible daughter,
因此我要感谢阿迪森.鲁迪 and for that, I want to thank Addison prudy.
哦天啊 Oh, my god.
你知道他在哪里吗？ Do you know where he is?
我不知道 我发誓 如果知道我会告诉你 I have no idea. I swear, if I knew, I-I would tell you.
我认识阿迪森.鲁迪 Uh, I know Addison prudy.
他在萨德兰开了一家饲料商店 He runs the feed and supply store at third and sutherland.
鲁迪是个常见的名字 Uh, prudy's a fairly common name of... so.
是他吗？ Is that him?
是的 Yes.
你是说我的父亲 Are you saying that all this time
一直都还活着 my father has been alive, and just
就在镇那头开了一家饲料店 right across town running the supply and feed store?
苏珊 Susan...
不敢相信 I can't believe this!
你不是还在见他吧？ You're not... you're not still... Still seeing him, are you?
有什么不对吗？ Is something wrong?
今晚你特别沉默 You've been so quiet all evening.
不 只是有点累 No, no, I'm just tired, that's all.
想跳舞吗?也许能让你打起精神 Care to dance? It might pep you up.
不想 但还是谢谢你 I don't think so. But thank you, though.
布里 戒指呢？ Bree, where is your ring?
哦 宝石松了 Oh, um, the... The stone is loose.
我要送到珠宝店去修 So I'm gonna take it to the jewelers.
别担心 它很安全 But don't worry, it's safe.
是因为莱拉是不是？ This isn't about Leila, is it?
不 就像我说的 No. No. It's like I told you,
宝石随时可能掉下来 the stone could just pop off at any second.
我不在乎 请你戴上 Well, I don't care. Please put it on.
什么？ What?
我要你戴上 I want you to wear it.
抱歉 我不打算戴 Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to.
为什么不？ Why not?
因为我不想 Because I don't feel like it.
这是最后一次谈这个问题 清楚吗 And this is the last time we're gonna talk about this, okay?
抱歉女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
我们不允许ZBT的会员入内 We don't allow members of zeta beta kappa in here.
泰! 泰.格兰特！ Ty! Ty Grant.
你怎么会在镇上？ Oh, hi! What are you doing in town?
拜访老朋友 Visiting my folks.
哦上帝啊 乔治 这是泰.格兰特 Oh, my goodness. Oh, George, this is Ty Grant.
过去在大学里我们约会过 We used to date in college.
泰 这是乔治 Ty, this is George, um...
我的好朋友 He's a good friend of mine.
实际上我们订婚了 Actually, we're engaged.
呵 Ah.
布里你看上去美极了 一点都没变 Bree, you look fantastic. You haven't aged a day.
泰 你想跳舞吗？ Ty, would you like to dance?
当然愿意 Sure. I'd love to.
我来帮你放衣服 Let me take your coat.
♪♪♪
我得打断你们 I need to cut in.
乔治你能回座位去吗？ George, would you please sit down?
你很无礼 You're being rude.
是我的关系吗？ Am I in the middle of something?
至少戴上戒指 Well, at least put on the ring.
不乔治 我不想戴 No. George, I don't want to.
我们订婚了 你必须戴上 We are engaged. You have to wear it!
嘿放开她 乔治住手 Hey, knock it off, man. George, stop it.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我只是 I just...
我们订婚了 We're engaged.
但现在 我不这么认为了 See, the thing is, I don't think we are anymore.
布里 Bree.
请你走吧 Please... You should go.
我很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
喔 Oh, hi.
在那里 先生 Right over there, sir.
经理让我们把最漂亮的车停在前面 Management likes us to keep the nice cars out front.
下午好 Afternoon.
新发型? 是又如何？ New hairdo? So what if it is?
没什么 很漂亮 It looks nice, that's all.
我还做了面膜 You know, I also got a facial,
然后修了脚 and later on I'm gonna get a pedicure
还护理了眉毛 and an eyebrow wax, so there.
我觉得很好 It's fine with me.
不 我知道你在想什么 No, it's not, because I know what you're thinking.
是吗? 知道吗 Yeah? You know what?
我厌倦了你的嘲讽 I am tired of you judging me.
怎么才能摆脱你？ What is it gonna take to get rid of you, hmm?
你姓什么？ What's your last name?
拉莫斯 Ramos.
拉莫斯 这里是1000块 Ramos. Here is $1,000.
我不会告诉卡洛斯你走开了 I won't tell Carlos you didn't stick around.
这是我们的小秘密 It'll be our little secret.
我才出狱 I just got out of prison.
还没有在银行开户头 I'm not exactly set up with a bank account.
能去你的银行取现金吗？ Can we go to your bank and cash this?
然后你会离开？ And then you'll leave?
嘿 那是一千块钱 Hey, it's a grand.
寄上安全带 Buckle up.
你没有窗把手 You don't have a-a window thingy.
没 Nope.
也没有门把手 You don't have a door handle either.
没 Nope.
但我有事坦白 But I do have a confession to make.
卡洛斯没有派我来保护你 Carlos didn't really send me to protect you.
看看 Go figure.
公园里没有别人 No one else in the park.
只有我们 We got it all to ourselves.
太好了 Perfect.
你去挑个好点的地方吧 Why don't you go find us a good spot?
我要从后备箱拿点东西 I gotta get something out of the trunk.
嘿 你要去哪里？ Hey, where the hell you goin'?
你不是要杀我？ You're not gonna kill me?
我没打算 I hadn't planned on it.
而且如果要杀你 Besides, if I was gonna kill you,
我也不会用气球 I wouldn't use a balloon.
太费事了 It would take too long.
那我能怎么想？你谎称是来保护我 What am I supposed to think? You lie about protecting me
然后把我锁进一辆不能开门的车里 and then you lock me in that heap without door handles
我出不来 so I can't get out.
卡洛斯要我来帮你处理悲伤 Carlos sent me to help you with your grief.
你在开玩笑 是吧？ You're kidding, right?
不 No.
听着 我知道怎么对付这种打击 Look, I know a little somethin' about loss.
他会让你的生活陷入黑暗 It can take you to some real dark places,
如果不昂首面对你就过不下去 especially if you don't face it head-on,
像在6×10的牢房里呆17年 like 17 years in a 6x10 prison cell.
黑暗 Dark.
这是干嘛的？ What's this for?
气球代表你遭遇的打击 The balloon represents the spirit of the life lost.
释放它 By lettin' it go,
你就能正视你的痛苦 you're acknowledging the pain you feel
同时让痛苦远去 and releasin' it at the same time.
这很荒唐 Okay, that's ridiculous.
而且 我没有感觉到你说的感受 Besides, I don't feel what you think I'm feeling.
那样就更简单了 Then it should be real easy.
好吧 如果我这么做了你会走吗 Fine, if I do this, will you go?
是的 Yeah.
好吧 我该说些什么吗？ Okay... Should I say something?
如果你想 If you want to.
不想 不 Not really, no.
很好 It's cool.
随时可以 Anytime.
这很愚蠢 This is stupid.
本来根本不想要这个孩子 I didn't even want this baby.
是啊 Yeah.
我可能会是个糟糕的母亲 And I would've been a terrible mother.
你说是就是吧 If you say so.
如果是男孩 我会叫他查理 If it was a boy, I was gonna name it Charlie.
是吗 Yeah?
如果女孩叫欧若拉 And a girl, Aurora.
都是好名字 Those are nice names.
是 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
怎么了？ What is it, boy?
啊 Aah! Ugh!
出什么事了？ What's goin' on out here?
叫警察 要我电晕他吗？ Call the police. You need me to zap him?
叫警察就可以了 Just call the police.
是闯入你家的那个人吗？ Is that the guy who broke into your house?
不知道 看不到他的脸 Uh, I don't know. I can't see him.
对 就是他 Yeah, that's him.
在这个充满黑暗的世界 In a world filled with darkness,
我们都需要某种光明 we all need some kind of light.
无论是巨大的火焰告诉 Whether it's a great flame that shows us
我们如何赢回失去的东西 how to win back what we've lost,
还是吓走潜伏妖魔的探照灯 or a powerful beacon intended to scare away potential monsters...
二 四 六 八 Two, four, six, eight...
或是几盏灯光向我们揭示 Or a few glowing bulbs that reveal to us
隐藏在过去的秘密 the hidden truth of our past...
我们都需要光亮 We all need something
帮我们渡过黑暗 to help us get through the night...
即使是一点点希望的火花 Even if it's just the tiniest glimmer of hope.