《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
今天警察把你们父亲挖了出来 The police dug up your father today,
他们认为有人对他下过毒 They think that somebody was poisoning him.
很明显 我是嫌疑人 Apparently, I'm a suspect.
布里受困于往事 Bree felt threatened by the past.
去找那该死的律师 Get the damn lawyer.
你是在勾引我吗 Are you hitting on me?
加布丽尔遭遇引诱 Gabrielle was threatened by seduction.
你是指朱莉吗 Do you mean Julie?
如果我跟你回去 If I come back with you,
我就可以弥补她了 then I can make it up to her
我觉得还是先找到你爸爸要紧 I think you should find your father first.
让我来帮你吧 Let me help.
有些人的麻烦 And while some threats...
被打压了下来 were kept under control...
让我们作个了断吧 Let's get this over with.
而有些则可能卷土重来 Some were left free to return.
自从第一天上班起 Since her first day on the job,
勒奈特·斯加沃心里就很清楚 it had been clear to Lynette Scavo
她的新上司妮娜神经过分紧张 that her new boss Nina was unusually tense.
为了缓解她的紧张情绪 To help relieve her tension,
勒奈特尝试过送些贴心的礼物给她 Lynette tried giving her boss thoughtful gifts...
一个缓解压力的水波仪 a soothing wave machine...
香熏蜡烛 aromatherapy candles...
甚至太极健身球 even meditative chi balls.
但似乎都没什么效果 But nothing seemed to ease Nina's tension.
“采用传统工艺酿制” "Distilled the old-fashioned way"
知道吗 我光是大声把它念出来 You know, it actually hurts my teeth
都觉得牙疼 to say that out loud
你们几个给我 You folks are going to
爬回自己的窝 toddle back to your little holes
想出一句像样的广告词来 and you are gonna come up with a decent slogan.
要不然 我就炒你们的鱿鱼 Or I will can all your asses
按老规矩来 the old-fashioned way.
直到有一天 勒奈特才突然想到 Until one day when it occurred to Lynette,
还有一种加松方式 there was one form of relaxation
她还没有尝试 she had yet to try.
这酒叫螺丝起子 你会爱上它的 It's a gimlet You'll love it.
你到底在打什么主意 What exactly is your plan here,
想把我灌醉了 to get me all liquored up
好让我通过你的修订方案 so I'd buy the revised pitch?
别逗了 Don't be ridiculous.
能给我们再来一槽这种酒吗 Could we get a trough of these, please?
我都不记得上次泡酒吧是啥时侯了 I can't remember the last time I was in a bar
一定是我最后一次交男朋友时 Must have been the last time I had a boyfriend,
那是在… which was...
天哪 我简直是个修女 Oh, god, I'm a nun
那你干嘛不找一个呢 So why don't you go out and get in the game?
信不信由你 Believe it or not,
当我和异性相处时 我很害羞 when it comes to meeting men, I am shy
我倒是不会 Well, I'm not.
那么 So, uh...
那边那个男的怎么样 what about that guy over there?
打从我们一进来 他就一直瞄着你看 He's been checking you out since we walked in
他不错啊 He's cute
那就过去啊 So go over there.
不行啦 No
拜托 看在上帝的份上 Oh, for god's sakes.
你去哪 勒奈特 快回来 坐下 Where are you going? Lynette, sit...
你好啊 高个儿 Hey, stretch,
看见我坐在那边的朋友了吗 see my friend over there?
她觉得你很帅 She thinks you're cute.
何不请她喝一杯 Why don't you buy her a drink?
嗨 大家早上好啊 Hey, everybody Hi.
今天早晨天气真好 是吧 Oh, it's a beautiful morning, isn't it?
谢谢你 甜心 Thank you, sweetie.
你好 勒奈特 Oh, hey, Lynette,
我看了伏特加的新企划书了 I read the new vodka proposal.
你们做得太棒了 Oh, you guys hit it out of the park
我喜欢这个颜色 I love that color
谢谢你 对了 妮娜 Thanks. Hey, Nina.
什么事 Yeah?
虽然事情的结果 And although it had come about
出人意料 in an unexpected manner...
这套是你昨晚 Aren't those the same clothes
在酒吧里穿的那身衣服吗 you were wearing last night in the bar?
没错 Yep.
妮娜紧张的情绪终于被释加了 Nina's tension had finally been released...
以最老套的方式 the old-fashioned way.
每个人在这个世界上 Everyone in this world
都需要一个可以依靠的人 needs someone they can depend upon,
做你可靠的伙伴 Be it a faithful companion,
值得信赖的知己 trusted confidant...
或是忠诚的朋友 or loyal friend.
对于苏珊·梅尔来说 For Susan Mayer,
这个可以依靠的对象 that dependable someone
就是她的出版经纪人 was her book agent
洛尼·姆恩 Lonny Moon.
是洛尼 It was Lonny
帮助苏珊宣传她的第一本儿童读物 who helped Susan promote her first children's book.
是洛尼在苏珊快生朱莉时 It was Lonny who rushed Susan to the hospital
急忙把她送去医院 the night Julie was born.
是洛尼带苏珊去旅行散心 It was Lonny who took Susan's mind
让她从离婚的阴影中走出来 off her painful divorce with a fun vacation.
是的 洛尼就是苏珊的支柱 Yes, Lonny was Susan's rock.
但不幸的是 Sadly for Susan,
这根支柱即将崩塌 her rock was about to crumble.
刚刚转台进来的朋友 For those of you just joining us,
梅勒妮·福斯特的案子有了新进展 we have a new development in the Melanie Foster case
洛尼 你怎么来了 Lonny, what are you doing here?
已经过了正午了 It's past noon
也就是说我们可以一起去喝一杯了 Which means it's now socially acceptable to begin drinking.
我怎么就被你拉来喝酒了呢 I can't believe I let you talk me into this
我还有一大堆事要做 I am so behind in my work.
但我很高兴我来了 挺有意思的 But I'm glad I came. This is fun.
说实话 I've gotta be honest
我其实是有求而来 I had an ulterior motive
是吗 Oh?
我决定要自立门户 I've decided to start my own agency
你要离开缪尔与亨特公司了 You're leaving Muir and Hunt?
那里可是你一手创办起来的啊 You helped build that place.
我知道 但我觉得是时候离开了 I know, but I just feel it's time.
问题是 你愿意跟我一块儿走吗 And now the question is, will you come with me?
这个嘛 当然啦 Well of course
太好了 Okay!
为了我们的将来干杯 To the future
我这就打电话给公司 I'll just call the agency,
告诉他们我要跟着你干 and I'll let them know I'm going with you
这我觉得就大可不必了 Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
真的吗 Really?
但是不说的话挺没礼貌的 Yeah, I think it might be rude not to.
洛尼 Lonny...
到底发生什么事了 what's going on?
好吧 Okay.
其实是我和其他的合伙人闹僵了 There's been some bad blood between me and the partners
为什么啊 Why?
起因是 I got into this thing where
我不得不暂时转移一些客户的钱 I had to move a little client money around temporarily
去支付别的开销 to cover some expenses.
你不得不“转移一些钱” You had to "Move money"?
这话是什么意思啊 What does that mean?
就是我从这里拿了点钱 I took a little from here,
然后挪到了那里 and I moved it there
没什么大不了的 It was no big deal.
是吗 Really?
可我怎么听着像是你在盗用公款 'Cause it sort of sounds like embezzlement.
为什么你们都这么说 Why do people keep using that word?!
谁还这么说了 Who else is using that word?
没人说 Nobody.
除了其他合伙人和法院派来的会计 The partners and their forensic accountant.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
洛尼你有没有转移“我的钱” Lonny, did you "move" Some of my money?
绝对没有 我对天发誓 Absolutely not. I swear!
苏珊 别这么看着我 Susan, don't look at me that way.
我知道我做错了 I know what I did was wrong,
我也觉得自己这么做很愚蠢 and I feel like a complete idiot for doing it,
但是我求求你 求你不要恨我 but please, please don't hate me
我没有恨你 Well, I don't hate you.
怎么会恨你呢 你是我的洛尼啊 I couldn't hate you. You're my Lonny
那么… So...
那你还会跟着我吗 will you still come with me?
你知道吗 You know what?
这就是人们平时所说的 This is one of those times
患难时方见真交 when you find out who your real friends are,
所以我答应你 so, yeah
真是太谢谢你了 谢谢 Oh, thank you! Thank you!
你真是世上最特别的女人 You are one special lady,
苏珊·梅尔 Susan Mayer
这是孩子的头吗 Is that the baby's head?
不是 那是他的脚 No, that's his foot.
我怎么看着像是头 That looks like a head to me.
那我们可先说好了 Well, that settles it.
等孩子出生后 When this baby's born,
我来负责给他穿袜子 I'll be in charge of putting on the socks
你知道吗 你今天真是容光焕发 You're glowing today, you know that?
你怀孕的时侯真美 Pregnancy agrees with you
是吗 Yeah? Well,
如果不算痔疮和呕吐的话 if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea,
怀孕倒是挺不错的 it's quite the party
大卫跑哪去了 I wonder where David is
这会儿该到了呀 He should've been here by now
这个新律师到底好不好 So this new lawyer's good?
他很厉害 你一定会满意的 He's quite the shark. You're gonna love him.
他六年来还没输过一场官司呢 He hasn't lost a case in six years
他在州最高法院辩护过 He argued in front of the State Supreme Court,
而且我们的夫妻探视 and he made our conjugal visit
他办得可快了 happen pretty damn fast.
我光是听你说 就觉得他很棒了 Well, hey, I'm a fan already.
对不起 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late
大卫来了啊 Oh, David.
很高兴见到你 加布 Good to see you, Gaby.
卡洛斯 我就是大卫 Carlos, I'm David
我改主意了 I don't think so
你搞什么名堂啊 What the hell are you doing?
我不要他当我律师 That guy's not gonna be my lawyer.
给我重新找一个 Ind a new one
你们现在连一项指控都提不出来 You haven't filed a single charge
要么确认是他杀 要么归还遗体 Either determine a homicide or release the body.
根据法院的规定 We've got a court order which says,
在定罪之前 尸体是归我们所有 until we're done with it, the corpse is ours
他不是什么尸体 He is not a corpse
他的名字叫雷克斯·范德坎普 He is a man named Rex Van de kamp
他是个体贴的丈夫 He was a loving husband,
称职的父亲 a devoted father
而且是个成功的医生 and a successful doctor
他是如此的成功 以致他留给我的钱 So successful, in fact, that he left me enough money
足以控告这个城市这个区 to sue the city, this precinct
还有你们二位绅士 and you two gentlemen personally
权当是给我自己找点乐子 just for the fun of it
范德坎普夫人 Mrs Van de Kamp,
威胁我们是没有用的 we don't respond well to threats.
如果我是你的话 So if I were you
把遗体还给她 Release the body
什么 What?
我们手上的证据不足 The evidence we have is minimal at best
范德坎普太太已经够有诚意了 Mrs Van de Kamp was gracious enough
她亲自来这里做测谎试验 to come down here and take that lie detector test.
这是我们起码应该为她做的 I think it's the least we can do for her.
谢谢你 Thank you
那你们会怎么做呢 So, uh, what will happen now?
很显然 Obviously,
我们会把范德坎普先生再埋回去 we'll put Mr. Van de Kamp back
恢复到挖出来之前的样子 just like we found him.
好 我肯定你们会毫无敬意地 Yes, and I'm sure you will bury him with all the dignity
像埋死仓鼠一样埋葬他 of a dead hamster.
我希望你们能把他交还给我 No, I want Rex released to me
一切殡葬事宜由我亲手料理 and I will make all the arrangements
好吧 Fine
自然 你们将负责承担所有的开支 And, of course, you'll be paying all the costs.
那是当然 Of course.
巴顿警探 Detective Barton,
您真是个绅士 you are clearly a gentleman
人们齐聚在阿腾博勒高中 People have gathered at Attenborough High School,
那里曾是梅勒妮就读的地方 where Melanie attended...
不碍事的 我下班顺路带回去得了 No, it's fine I'll pick 'em up on my way home.
你要我买什么 Okay, so what do you want?
帕克不喜欢吃意大利香肠 Oh, Parker hates pepperoni
来点腊肠如何 Um, how about sausage?
好 另外再来点儿小乳酪 Yeah, and a small cheese
好 这下可就完美了 我爱你 Okay, perfect. Love you
－嗨 －嗨 - Hey, you -Hey.
去可耐尔酒吧吗 我还欠你一杯酒 You wanna hit Konnells? I owe you a beer.
事实上 我欠你的不仅仅是一杯啤酒 Actually, I owe you so much more than that.
不用客气 但我真的得回家了 You're welcome, but I really need to get home
别这样 我昨晚真的过得很愉快 Oh, come on I had such a good time last night
你干嘛不叫上楚蒂呢 Um, why don't you ask Trudy?
她挺喜欢出去玩的 She loves going out.
楚蒂 你没开玩笑吧 Trudy? Are you kidding?
我可不想要个对手 I don't need the competition
你没有见识过楚蒂的身材吗 超辣的 Have you seen Trudy without her jacket? She's hot
哦 是吗 Oh, is she now?
我不是说你身材不咋地 Oh, I-I didn't mean that you're not. Hot.
我的意思是你是已婚人士了 I just you're married.
就是说 反正你已经退出竞争了 You know, you're off the market.
所以我不用担心和你抢男人 I don't have to worry about fighting you for guys.
来吧 勒奈特 Come on, Lynette.
只浅酌一小杯而已 Just one quick little drink.
我真的已经开始感到 I was actually starting to think
我们俩是朋友了 that you and I were becoming pals
朋友 有时侯还真看不出来 Pals? 'Cause sometimes it's hard to tell
今天你在客户面前对我的议题冷嘲热讽时 You know, I wasn't feeling the love today
我可丝毫没感受到你对我的情谊 when you mocked my campaign in front of the clients
那只不过是职场上的装腔作势 That was just putting on a show for work.
以后你要认定我其实是站在你这边的 In the future, always assume that I am winking inside.
来嘛 我讨厌一个人去酒吧 Come on. I hate to go to a bar alone.
那样会让我觉得自己是个失败者 I feel like such a loser
行 说好了 只喝一杯 Okay. One drink
太好了 一两杯 Yeah! One or two.
不行 No
（扎克·杨 先生收）
谢谢你来给我送邮件 Thank you so much for bringing my mail over.
我厨房里还有几封你的邮件呢 You know, I have some of yours in the kitchen.
都第四次了 邮差到底是怎么了 Well, that's the fourth time. What's up with this postman?
我知道原因 他以前干得很不错 Oh, I know. He used to be great.
但后来他中风了 所以 Then he had this stroke, and, well,
如今只要他没在优惠券上掉几滴口水 now we're lucky if he doesn't
我们就谢天谢地了 drool on the coupons.
你在这儿随便看看 我去去就来 But feel free to snoop around I'll be right back
电视机前的观众朋友们 Now for those of you just joining us,
芝加哥的许多家庭今天终于松了口气 families in Chicago breathed a sigh of relief today
因为曾对当地高中学生梅勒妮·福斯特 as an arrest was finally made in the brutal attack
进行残暴袭击的罪犯终于落网了 on local high school student Melanie Foster
不过疑犯被逮捕的消息 But word of the suspect's capture
并没有给福斯特一家带来多大的慰藉 comes as small comfort to the Foster family
贝蒂 Betty?
四个月前他们失去了17岁的女儿 Who lost their 17-year-old daughter almost four months ago
贝蒂 Betty?
就在距离阿腾博勒高中不到一英里的地方 Less than a mile from Attenborough high.
你看新闻了吗 警察抓了别人 Did you see the news? They've arrested somebody
是啊 看上去我们没事了 Yeah Looks like we're in the clear
我有好消息要告诉大家 Well, I have some good news.
警方终于同意归还雷克斯的尸体了 The police have finally released Rex's body.
早该如此了 About time.
这下你可以放下心来了 You must be so relieved
其实 我打从一开始 You know, mostly I'm just annoyed
就对此事极为气恼 that the whole thing happened in the first place
我怎么就被人怀疑成谋杀犯了呢 I mean, how in the world could anybody accuse me of murder?
因为你每天都紧张兮兮的 Well, you are wound pretty tight.
干嘛呀 模范母亲总是最先被怀疑的 What? The supermom is always the first to snap.
有研究表明的 They've done studies.
总之 我还是希望 Anyway, I was hoping
你们周五早上都有时间 that you were all free Friday morning,
因为那天我准备重新举办葬礼 because that's when I'm going to be hosting the reburial
什么 The what?
我知道这的确有点强人所难 Look, I know it's an imposition,
但是丹妮尔还在班级出游的途中 but Danielle is away on a class trip,
而安德鲁还在赫尼西训练营补习功课 and Andrew is back at Camp Hennessey for a little refresher course.
我只打算办一个简短而又庄严的仪式 Well, it's just gonna be a very brief and dignified ceremony,
我也希望你们能出席发言 and I was hoping that you could say a few words,
那天我将朗读一首诗 and, um, I'm gonna read a poem.
－我们当然愿意参加 －绝对没问题 - We would love to come. - Absolutely
－对不起 我那天没空 －伊迪 - I'm busy. Sorry. - Edie!
她都要读诗了 She's going to read a poem.
那好吧 好 好 好 我们都愿意参加 Fine. Yes, yes, we'd all love to come
谢谢大家 Well, thank you
你们真不知道这对于我而言有多么重要 You don't know how much this means to me.
我现在回想当初出席雷克斯的葬礼时 I realize looking back that I was still in shock
我整个人还沉浸在震惊之中无法自拔 during Rex's first funeral.
以至于我根本没有意识到到底发生了什么 I don't think it had quite hit me yet what had happened,
因此这次对我来说简直是意义非凡 so that's why this small ceremony means so much to me,
因为我意识到 because I realize now that
这是我最后一次作道别的机会了 this is the last chance I'm gonna have to say good-bye
除非他们再次把尸体挖出来 Unless, of course, they dig him up again.
丽莎有时的确是粗鲁又可恶 Sure, there was times when Lisa was rude and obnoxious,
但我现在终于意识到 but I know now that
我不能把这作为打她的借口 that was no excuse to always be beatin' on her
宝贝 对不起 Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.
你们俩都做得挺好 Good job, you two
该例说明了夫妻间如何有效利用监禁生活 This is an example of how to use incarceration to your benefit
它使得双方各后退一步 It's a chance for people to take a step back
去思考他们婚姻中存在的问题 and observe the obstacles they face in their marriage.
我可以开始了吗 我想说说 Can I go now? 'Cause I have a lot to say
我的婚姻中的问题 about the obstacles I'm facing in my marriage.
我们之间没有什么问题 We don't got any obstacles.
不 拉马尔我们有大问题 Yes, we do, Lamar. We got big ones.
行了 你俩等等 Okay, hold on, you two.
我想 按照顺序应该轮到 I think that it's
卡洛斯和加布丽尔夫妇了 Carlos and Gabrielle's turn
谢谢 不过我们关系很好 Thanks, but we're good.
这是你们第三次参加小组讨论 This is your third group session,
但你们还是什么也不说 but you have yet to share anything
和我们说说吧 你们的婚姻状况如何 Come on. Talk to us How's your marriage?
－说得好听 叫摇摇欲坠 －怎么会这样 - Shaky at best. - And why is that?
我不知道 我聘请了一位出色的律师 I don't know. I hired a brilliant lawyer
想托他帮忙让我丈夫脱离苦海 to get my husband out of this hellhole,
但他却无缘无故地把人家给炒了 and he fired him for no reason at all
卡洛斯 Carlos?
我就是不喜欢他 I just didn't like him.
为什么 他经验丰富聪明机智 Why not? He's experienced, he's intelligent,
－他是个成功的律师 －非常正确 - He's successful. - Exactly.
我宁愿你找个不怎么有魅力的律师来 I'd prefer an attorney you didn't find so damn appealing
哦 上帝 Oh, my god.
仅仅是出于嫉妒 你就把人家给解雇了吗 You fired him because you're jealous?
我难道没有这权利吗 Don't I have the right to?
知道吗 她有过外遇 You know, she cheated on me
鲍勃 你还打老婆呢 Oh, Bob, you beat your wife
你惊讶个什么劲呀 You are so not allowed to gasp.
不许你那样说他 Don't you talk that way to him
再多嘴 丽莎我就亲自收拾你 One more word out of you, Lisa, and I will backhand you myself
好了 都冷静点儿 Okay, calm down.
有那么多身体臃肿头顶尽秃的律师 Thousands of fat, bald attorneys out there in the world,
她却偏偏找来一个可以做内衣模特的 and she's gonna get the one that looks like an underwear model.
我不想再往下深谈了 I'm not discussing this anymore.
你在这里烂掉也与我无关 You can rot in here for all I care
那么 So, um.
莫娜 你觉得 Mona, what do you feel are
在你的婚姻中最大的问题是什么 the biggest problems in your marriage?
顺便一提 他那天穿的是西服 By the way, he was wearing a suit
你怎么就知道他身材健硕 How do you know he had a good body?
－那你知道吗 －才不 - Do you know? - No!
他肯定身材火辣 I bet he's hot.
我还用说我们最大的问题是什么吗 Do I need to say what our biggest problem is,
或者大家已经都看出来了 or can everybody figure it out for themselves?
干嘛看那份合同 Why are you reading that contract?
我跟你说过了 I told you.
洛尼希望我跟新经纪公司签约 Lonny wants me to sign with this new agency
但你之前可没说你会认真考虑 But you didn't say you were seriously thinking about
和他合作的事情啊 going with him
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
只不过洛尼就像我的亲人一样 Just Lonny's family
一直以来他都在帮我 You know, he's always been there for me.
当我还在等待第一笔版税支票时 He paid my rent when I was waiting for
他帮我付清了房租 my first royalty check
卡尔离开我的时侯 他天天给我打电话 He called me every day when Karl left
我欠他太多太多 I mean, I just owe him so much
苏珊他可是有前科的 Susan, he committed a felony
那好 在这个屋子里的人 Okay, who in this room
有谁没有前科请举手 has not committed a felony? Raise your hand.
啊哈 动作太慢咯 Ah-ah-ah, not so fast
可你的经纪人代表的是你 Your agent represents you.
你必须能信任他 You've gotta be able to trust him.
你现在还能相信他吗 How is that gonna be possible now?
我能 因为我对人还是有信心 Well, it's possible because I have faith in people.
洛尼知道自己做错了 I mean, Lonny knows he messed up,
他也很后悔他正在设法补偿 and he's sorry He's making restitution
难道你不觉得应该给人第二次机会吗 What, you don't believe people deserve second chances?
像他这样的人我不会再给 Not when they messed up this much, no
是吗 你就是这样的人吗 Really? So that's it with you?
只给别人一次机会 You just get one shot,
一旦别人把事情搞砸 你就不再信任他 and you screw up, and you're out?
我真没想到 你原来是如此愤世嫉俗 I didn't know you were such a cynic.
对不起 行了吧 Hey, I'm sorry, all right?
我想我就是这个样子 I guess it's just the way I'm wired
我在格林伍德接了一个活 I got a job over in Greenwood,
晚上再打电话给你 so I'll call you later tonight
你还好吧 You okay?
朱莉 Julie.
我做了件坏事 很坏很坏的事 I did something bad, something really, really bad
你不打算问我是什么事吗 Aren't you gonna ask me what it was?
我还用得着问吗 Do I ever have to?
上周我和麦克去公园 Last week when Mike and I went to the park
找扎克 searching for Zach,
我貌似找着他了 I sort of found him.
不是吧 No!
真的 然后我给他一点钱就把他送走了 Yes, and I gave him money and I sent him away,
我还没把这事情告诉麦克 and I didn't tell Mike.
老天那你打算怎么办 Holy crap What are you gonna do?
我不知道 I don't know.
如果换作是你 你会怎么做 What would you do if this happened to you?
这事儿不会发生在我身上 See, this would never happen to me
只有你才会这么处理 This kind of thing only happens to you.
你能否先别批判我 先帮我想想办法 Will you stop judging and help me?
很显然你必须把这事告诉他 Well, obviously, you're gonna have to tell him.
我不能那么做 Well, I can't do that.
你刚刚也听到他是什么态度了 You heard what he said about his wiring
我背叛了他 他绝不会原谅我的 I betrayed him. He'll never forgive me.
好吧 那就别告诉他 Okay. Don't tell him
我怎么能不告诉他 我快要内疚死了 Well, how can I not? I feel so guilty,
他一提起扎克 我都不敢直视他的眼睛 I can barely look him in the eye when he talks about Zach.
那你觉得扎克去哪了 So where do you think Zach went?
犹他州 Utah
天哪 我怎么能做出这种事 Oh, lord Why did I do this?
我觉得你是为了我 I have a feeling you did it for me.
小妞 但愿你也正想喝杯玛格丽塔 Hey, girl. I hope you are in the mood for Margaritas
今晚可是唐奈尔酒吧的萨尔萨之夜 'cause it is salsa night at O'Donnell's.
有意思 但我今晚去不了了 Oh, fun. But I can't go tonight
因为我答应双胞胎 because I promised the twins that
帮他们完成科学作业 I would help them finish their science project
勒奈特 如果晚回家 Lynette, if the late hours
给你带来了不便 are going to be an issue for you,
也许我们得给你安排一个 we probably should talk about finding you
更轻松的项目 a less demanding account.
就因为我不愿意陪你喝酒 You're gonna take me off Kamarov
你就不让我做卡马罗夫那个项目吗 because I won't go drinking with you?
不 天哪 绝不是 No. Oh, god, no.
亲爱的 我理解你有家庭要照顾 Honey, I get it. You have a family.
家庭对你是第一位的 Home has to come first for you.
谢谢你 Thank you
对我来说 客户才是第一位的 I mean, for me, the client comes first.
我太追求完美了 好像有点强迫症 Me being a perfectionist is my own neurotic issue,
我也知道这毛病得改 and I know that I really need to work on that
但是不骗你 这场宣传要是搞砸了 But trust me, I will never sleep again
我这辈子都睡不好觉 if this campaign gets mucked up.
我再想办法吧 你回家吧 晚安 I'll figure something out. You go home Have a good night.
－妮娜 －干吗 - Nina? - Yeah.
我可以晚些回家 I can handle the extra hours
勒奈特 你确定吗 Oh, Lynette You sure?
当然 Yeah.
我去拿外套 I'll get my coat.
天啊 优惠时段以后这里就吵翻天了 Wow, this place is rowdy after happy hour, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
嘿 看那边那个男的 Hey... look at that guy right there
吧台边上 The end of the bar.
穿着褐色夹克的那个 The shoulders with the tan jacket
怎么了 Yeah.
帮我勾搭他 Go get him for me.
你好 Hey there
新闻一直在报道梅勒妮·福斯特的事 So they're going on about Melanie Foster on the news
我们也该谈谈她了 卡莱布 It's time we talked about her, Caleb
在你为这一切承担责任之前 Until you start accepting responsibility for what happened,
你知道我是不会放你出去的 you know I can't let you out of here
（致芝加哥警局 我知道谁是杀害梅勒妮·福斯特的真凶 你们抓错人了）
这是什么东西妈 What the hell is this?! Mom!
你在哪 Where are you?!
我去去就来 I'll be right back.
希望你能给我一个答复 And I will expect you to answer me.
你在哪里 Where are you?!
我来了 这就来 I'm coming! Coming
－你写这个干吗 －你别管 - What were you gonna do with this? - Don' t.
“我知道是谁杀害了梅勒妮·福斯特 "I know who really killed Melanie Foster.
你们抓错人了” You've arrested the wrong man"?
你想怎么样 What are you thinking?
警察应该知道真相 The police need to know the truth.
去他妈的警察 这是我们的机会 The hell they do! This is our chance
我们是好人 We are good people.
不能眼睁睁地看着无辜的人蒙冤入狱 We can't let an innocent man go to jail
好吧 你想替天行道是吗 Okay, you wanna do the right thing?
那你就打911 Well, then call 9-1-1
告诉他们你在地下室里关了个杀人犯 and tell 'em you got a killer locked up in the basement.
他不是杀人犯 他只是个迷失的孩子 He is not a killer. He was confused
他根本不知道自己做了什么 He didn't know what he was doing.
他知道的比你想象的多得多 He knows a lot more than you give him credit for
我一定得把信寄出去 I'm mailing the letter
你知道会有什么后果吗 Do you realize what's gonna happen?
妈 你想清楚了吗 Mom, are you thinking it through?
这信寄定了 I'm mailing the letter
真要寄的话 If you do,
你最好求上帝保佑 别被他们找到这儿 you'd better hope to god they don't find us
因为他们才不管卡莱布是不是傻子 'Cause they're not gonna care how slow Caleb is.
他们会处决他的 They'll just execute him.
洛尼 Lonny?
你在家吗 我是苏珊 Are you here? It's Susan.
洛尼 Lonny?
苏珊吗 Susan?
你到这儿来干吗 What are you doing here?
我是来给你送合同的 Well, I just came over to give you the contracts
你的门没锁 Your door was open.
哦 好的 Oh. Great
真抱歉 家里乱得一团糟 Sorry this place is such a mess
新办公室粉刷好之前 我就在这儿工作 I've been working here till we get the new offices painted
等着瞧吧 Wait till you see them.
新办公室会很漂亮的 They're gonna be really beautiful.
珍妮去哪了 Where's Jeannie?
她带孩子们到明尼苏达看她妈妈去了 She's with the kids up in Minnesota visiting her mom
他们都喜欢北边的那个地方 They love it up there.
老是拖着不肯回家 Keep changing the date on dear old dad
没电啊 There's no electricity.
是吗 There isn't?
我真是个蠢货 Oh, I'm such a dummy
我太… I've been...
我太忙了 I've been so swamped,
肯定是忘了交电费了 I must have forgotten to pay the electric bill
洛尼 Lonny...
你的财务问题究竟有多严重 how much financial trouble are you really in?
我没事的 I'm fine.
你知道怎么回事吗 You know what it is?
我必须一次付清所有人的钱 I had to pay all those people back at the same time.
连本带利 Restitution plus interest
我可不想这样 It's not something I'd recommend
一下就把人榨干了 It sucks you dry
我得问你个问题 I've gonna ask you a question,
我希望你诚实地回答我 and I want you to tell me the truth
你挪用我的钱了吗 Did you steal from me?
当然没有 Absolutely not.
求你别撒谎了 告诉我真相 Please don't lie. Just tell me
你想听什么真相 Is that what you want to hear?
我必须承认用了你的钱我们才能继续吗 Do I have to say it so that we can move on?
好吧 我用了 Fine I did it.
但我第一个就把你的钱还清了 But yours was the first money I paid back,
我们的帐已经一笔勾销了 so the slate's been wiped clean.
过去的就让它过去吧 Let's just move past it
苏苏 Suzie?
很抱歉 我真的没法再相信你了 I'm sorry. I just can't trust you anymore
－不 你可以的 －不 我不能 - Yes, you can! - No can't
－你能的 －不能了 - You can. - Can' t.
把合同给我 Give me the contract!
不 No!
好 好 好吧 Okay, okay, fine
你想干什么 What are you doing?!
你想把我也拉下水吗 Are you trying to take me down with you?!
我可没有在水里 I am not going down!
我活得好好的 My life is great!
我从没有如此高兴过 I have never been happier,
也没有这么精瘦过 and I've never been thinner!
滚开 你这个悍妇 Get off me, you amazon!
你来这儿干吗 What are you doing here?
你给我留了信 你说想和我谈谈 You left me a message. You said you wanted to talk.
是的 我还以为你会晚一点过来 Yeah, I thought you'd schedule an appointment later
我现在浑身都是汗臭味 自己都嫌恶心 Right now I'm sort of disgusting and sweaty
我是个刑事律师 再恶心的我都见过 I'm a criminal lawyer. I've seen worse
给你的宝贝老公找到新律师了吗 So did you find a new lawyer for Mr Charming?
我不想找新律师 我认准你了 I don't want a new lawyer I want you.
卡洛斯也是 只是他还没开窍 So does Carlos. He just doesn't realize it yet.
88年勃艮第的DRC葡萄酒 我喜欢 A 1988 romanee-conti la tache I'm impressed
老实说 卡洛斯有点把你当成威胁了 Look, to be honest, Carlos is a little threatened by you.
他觉得如果我们俩在一起呆久了 He thinks if we spend too much time together,
会发生…一些事 that something... might happen
某人的想象力还真丰富 Somebody's got an active imagination
开酒器呢 Corkscrew?
大卫 我们不是来喝酒的 好吗 David, we're not here to drink wine, okay?
我们在谈正事 This is business
你必须让卡洛斯知道你是值得信任的 Now you have to convince Carlos that he can trust you.
我要怎么做呢 How am I gonna do that?
我也不知道 I don't know.
告诉他你婚姻美满或者你是同志 Tell him you're happily married or... or gay
对 没错 Yeah, right.
你是个律师 成天对陪审团撒谎 You're a lawyer. You lie to juries all the time.
你就不能随便编几句谎话吗 Can't you just make something up?
我事业有成 已经不需要 I'm past the point in my career
为接案子而低声下气了 很抱歉 where I have to beg for work. I'm sorry
好吧 大卫 Okay, David,
我已经在拼命挽救自己的婚姻了 I'm holding my marriage together by my fingernails.
如果卡洛斯不能减刑 If Carlos serves his full sentence,
我觉得我们俩就吹了 I don't think we're gonna make it,
所以 求你了 我需要你 so please, I need you
我不得不说 卡洛斯的眼光真不错 I'll say this much for Carlos. He's got excellent taste...
我是说 看酒的眼光 蒙特拉谢 好东西 in wine. Montrachet. It's good stuff
你到底肯不肯帮我 Are you gonna help me or not?
我们明天去见卡洛斯 We'll go see Carlos tomorrow.
我会让他回心转意的 I'll turn him around for you
真的吗 你打算怎么说 Really? What are you gonna say?
见机行事吧 我不想表现得太死板 Play it by ear. I don't wanna sound too over-rehearsed
那酒是我的 Hey, that's my wine
从我的佣金里扣吧 Deduct it from my bill.
一切都归咎于那次错误的房地产投资 It all started with bad real estate investments
你应该早点坦白的 You should have just come clean
没错 谎话像毒品 一沾就上瘾 Yeah, well, you tell one lie, the second one comes easy.
你要不断地编新的谎话来自圆其说 Then you're making up new lies to cover up the old ones
很快就无法回头了 你明白吗 Pretty soon, you can't turn back, you know?
明白 I do
珍妮一得知此事就带着孩子走了 When Jeannie finally caught on, she took the kids.
她把家具一扫而空 She took the furniture.
银行把我的房子收走了 The bank locked me out of my own house.
所以我更不能再丢掉你这个客户 That's why I can't lose you as a client
实在抱歉 你已经丢掉了 Well, I'm sorry, but you have.
我不怪你 I don't blame you.
不过你不会失去我的友谊 You'll never lose my friendship, though
我是认真的 I mean that.
真的吗 Really?
当然 你是我的洛尼 Of course. You're my Lonny
你是我的苏苏 And you're my Susie
你是我的苏苏 You're my Susie.
你犯什么病啊 Oh! What the hell is wrong with you?!
我是你的洛尼 这可是你说的 I'm your Lonny. That's what you said.
－不是那种啊 －可是我觉得 - Not like that. - But I thought
我俩之间一直都惺惺相惜啊 I mean, there's always been this magnetism.
不 从来都没有 以后也不会有 No, there has not been, and there never will be!
我的老天 Oh, my god!
但我才刚开始坦白呢 But I was just coming clean!
等等 摩根 Hey, Morgan!
有个声称袭击了梅勒妮·福斯特的人 Got a letter from some guy claiming
寄来了一封信 he attacked Melanie Foster.
你找我就为这事吗 You ran me down for that?
我收到的奇奇怪怪的信多了 I got dozens of kooks coming out of the woodwork,
个个都说我们抓错了人 all saying we arrested the wrong guy
这个人知道凶器是一把斧头 This one knows about the axe.
（芝加哥警局 雅典街714号）
范德坎普太太 我把遗体运来了 Here you go, Mrs Van de Kamp
谢谢你 灵车就在外边 Thank you. The hearse is right outside,
跟着我过去吧 so if you'll just follow me.
糟了 还有份表格要您填一下 Oh, shoot. There's a form I need you to sign
可是我给落在办公室了 I think I left it back in the office
－没事我等你 －好的 - That's all right I'll wait - Okay.
亲爱的 我就在你身边 I'm here, sweetheart,
我会把一切都照料好的 and I'm gonna take care of everything.
不用我说 你也知道的对吗 But you knew that, didn't you?
你一直都知道 你可以依赖我的 You've always known that you can count on me.
范德坎普太太 Mrs Van de Kamp.
巴顿警探 你怎么在这儿呢 Detective Barton, what are you doing here?
处理些公务而已 Oh, just taking care of some business.
这是 Is this
是的 这是雷克斯 Yes This is Rex.
我想再次谢谢你为我所做的事 L- I wanna thank you again for what you did
被那些荒唐的指控折腾了这么久后 It was so refreshing to be treated with kindness
你的好意真是令我倍感欣慰 after weeks of just ludicrous accusations
医生可没觉得他们的指控很荒唐 The doctor doesn't think they're ludicrous.
这我知道 Well, I know,
但雷克斯是在他的照看下去世的 but Rex died in his care.
所以他自然想要怪罪到别人头上 I mean, of course he'd like to blame someone else.
但他做的化验显示… But the tests he did, uh...
请不要再跟我提什么化验的事了 Oh, please don't talk to me about tests
雷克斯不是被毒死的 Rex was not poisoned,
所有我认识的人都不会相信的 and no one I know believes that he was.
可雷克斯信了 Rex did
什么 What?
当医生告诉他有人在对他下毒时 Well, the doctor told Rex he was being poisoned,
他相信了 and Rex believed him.
你是怎么知道的 How would you know that?
（布里 我理解 我原谅你）
这你是从哪儿弄来的 Where did you get this?
雷克斯死后 在他病床上找到的 We found that in Rex's bed after he died.
这是他的笔迹对吧 That is his handwriting, isn't it?
你知道我是怎么想的吗 You know what I think?
雷克斯的通奸以及对你的当众羞辱 Rex felt guilty for the way he treated you.
令他对你深感愧疚 The adultery, the public humiliations.
这也是为什么他原谅了你 That's why he forgave you
他能够理解你的所作所为 He understood why you did it
他怎么能够相信这样的事 How could he have believed this?
其实我的妻子也曾背叛过我 Look, my wife cheated on me, too.
我深知那种痛苦的滋味 I know how much it hurts.
而法官同样也会明白你的苦衷的 And so will a judge.
每个人都知道冲动是魔鬼 Everyone understands crimes of passion.
但是你一直坚持不合作的态度 But every day that you stonewall
会让你看上去越来越像 makes you look more and more
一个工于心计的冷血杀手 like a cold, calculating killer.
你我都知道 你并非这样的人 We both know that's not you
但你要不说实话 But I can't help you
我也帮不了你 unless you start telling the truth.
不好意思 但我我得走了 I'm sorry, but I-I, um, I have to go.
我还有些事情要办 I have some things that I need to take care of
布里 我看得出来 Bree, it is obvious
你的丈夫对你情深似海 your husband loved you very much.
你不觉得你欠他一个真相吗 Don't you think you owe to him to admit the truth?
警官 我很清楚该怎么对待我丈夫 Detective, I know exactly what my husband deserves.
请问你能帮帮我吗 Now would you be a dear?
谢谢 Thank you
你干嘛带他来这儿 What's he doing here?
我想给你个提议 I have a pitch for you.
我想给你解释一下 I wanna explain to you
为什么由我来为你辩护 why I think it's in your best interest for you to
对你最有利 allow me to represent you.
卡洛斯 看在上帝的份上 Oh, for Pete's sake, Carlos,
至少也听听他想说什么 at least listen to the man
总比待在牢里强点 I guess it beats sitting in my cell.
我想你对我作为律师的专业能力 Now I don't think you have a problem
并没有意见 with me as a lawyer
不用我吹 你应该也知道我很牛 Clearly, I'm the real deal.
我能感到你的敌意是出于私人原因 I sense your problem with me is more personal.
你猜对了 You sense right
你在想 我是否有意图 You wanna know if I'm interested in
与你的太太上床 sleeping with your wife
答案是 我正有此意 And the answer is yes
他 卡洛斯 他是在开玩笑 He. Carlos, he's kidding.
快告诉他你在开玩笑 Tell him you're kidding
闭嘴 Shut it
很明显加布丽尔是个任性妄为 Now clearly, Gabrielle's willful,
自私自利并且诡计多端的女人 self-centered and manipulative
但她的美若天仙 She's also beautiful enough
使得其他一切都无关紧要了 to be worth the trouble
因此 一旦我们走出这个房间 So the minute we leave this room,
我就会火力全开地追求她 I'm going to aggressively pursue her,
而我势必能得手 追到她后 and when I succeed, which I will,
我们会飞到我在夏蒙尼的城堡 we're gonna fly to my chateau in Chamonix
在一家当地的小酒馆里共进晚餐 and have dinner in a local bistro.
那家的拉克莱特[热融干酪]在欧洲无敌了 They make the best raclette in all of Europe.
接着我们要在炉火边上云雨一番 We'll make love by the fire
然后在午夜时分一同滑雪 and afterwards do a little midnight skiing
你会滑雪 对吧 You ski, don't you?
你有运动细胞 不会也可以学 You're athletic. You'll learn.
总之 你一旦解雇我 Anyway, all of this
综上所述就会变成现实 only happens if you fire me
如果你继续聘用我的话 If you keep me on as your lawyer,
你太太就成了禁果 your wife's off-limits
因为我要是和客户的妻子有染 I'd get disbarred for sleeping
就会被吊销律师执照 with a client's wife,
没人值得我那么做 即使是她 and nobody's worth that, not even her
以上就是我的提议 So that's my pitch.
你好好考虑一下吧 I'll let you think about it.
亲爱的 非常抱歉 Honey, I am so sorry
说真的 那家伙真是疯了 Honestly, that guy's insane.
你已经等不及了 是吧 Boy, you just can't wait, can you?
什么呀 What?
他就是我的辩护律师了 He's my lawyer
卡洛斯 可是… But, Carlos...
不用再说了 就这么定了 And that's all there is to it.
美女 一起跳支舞如何 How about a dance?
你说呢 当然可以啦 How about it? Yes
那你们俩好好玩吧 Well, you guys have fun
我已经连着五个晚上 This is the fifth night in a row
没有回家替孩子盖被子了 I haven't been home to tuck in my kids,
我非走不可了 so I'm gonna go.
不行 你给我好好待着 No. You're gonna stay put
这可是星期五晚上 It is Friday night,
你有一整个周末陪你的孩子玩呢 and you have all weekend to play with your kids
看管好我的包 Watch my purse.
你好呀 Hey.
我叫查克 I'm Chuck
查克 你还是省省吧 Chuck, I'm gonna stop you right there.
我的婚姻很美满 Happily married
那看来… Well...
我们还有不少共同点 Looks like we have got something in common.
查克 Chuck?
把你的手从我大腿上挪开 Get your hand off my thigh
不别往上摸 No, not up my thigh
把手拿开 Off it.
快拿开 你搞什么鬼啊 Come on! What's the matter with you?
我已经结婚了 我也没那么轻佻 I'm not available. And I'm not that easy!
那你干吗晚上10点半了还在夜店里待着 Well, what are you doing in a pick-up bar at 10:30 at night?
我平时很少会这样 Well, I don't usually do this.
少来了 宝贝 骗谁呢 Oh, come on, honey, who are you kidding?
我看见你这个星期每天都来 I've seen you here every night this week.
你可是这里的常客 You're a regular.
此时此刻 勒奈特突然意识到 At that moment it occurred to Lynette
查克虽然已经喝高了 that Chuck, though inebriated,
但他有一点却说得没错 had a valid point.
她是时候该打响 The time had come to declare
解加自我的战役了 a war of independence.
而要想取得胜利 And the surest path to victory
则需要采取一些非常手段 would require an aggressive campaign
要做到惊艳登场 of shock...
力压群芳 and awe.
今晚这里真是玩疯了 It's crazy here tonight
你不想来跳舞吗 Don't you want to dance?
不用了 谢谢 我还是坐着吧 No, thanks I think I'll sit this one out.
勒奈特为自己打了场漂亮战 Lynette savored her victory
坚信她的对手再也不敢 confident that she would never again have to
与她在这个战场上较量了 engage her opponent on this particular battlefield.
我爱死这首歌了 Ooh! I love this song.
来 帮我看包 Here, hold my purse
布里 你刚刚上哪儿 Bree, where have you been?
我们都开始担心你了 We were starting to get worried.
真是太抱歉了 Oh, I'm sorry
我最后更改了葬礼的细节 所以耽搁了 I was just attending to some last minute details
－这边请 －我们这是去哪 - Right this way. - Where are we going?
去雷克斯的墓地啊 To Rex's gravesite.
我以为这里就是啊 Well, I thought that this was his gravesite.
－我改主意了 －为什么 - I'm changing it - Why?
他干了些让我不爽的蠢事 Well, he did something to upset me,
所以我希望他就此消失 and I want him gone.
他都干了啥 What did he do?
一提起来我就生气 You know, it's so unpleasant
不提也罢 I'd rather not get into it.
看到那些墓碑了吗 Have you seen these gravestones?
有些从19世纪起就有了 Some are from the 1800s.
真是了不起 Just fascinating.
布里 你等等 Bree, wait,
还是先告诉我们是怎么一回事吧 you're gonna have to explain.
雷克斯都已经挂了 Rex is dead.
他还能干什么事让你不爽呢 What could he have done to upset you?
我的丈夫 My husband,
一个我为之付出18年青春的男人 the man I spent my life with for 18 years,
归西之时 竟然认为是我杀了他 died thinking that I murdered him
什么 What?
是的 那个心脏科医生 Yes, the cardiologist
向雷克斯灌输了如此愚蠢的想法 shared this moronic theory with Rex
而雷克斯居然相信了他 And Rex believed him!
你确定 Are you sure?
是的 他留了张字条 Yes, because he left a note
上面写着 and it said, and I quote,
“布里 我理解 我原谅你” "Bree, I understand And I forgive you"
我为这个男人付出了18年的光阴 I spent 18 years of my life with this man.
他怎么能这么不了解我 How could he not know me?
也许他原谅的是其他的事情 Maybe he was forgiving you for something else.
我没有做过任何需要他原谅的事 I have done nothing to be forgiven for!
我是一个无比出色的妻子 I was a fantastic wife!
在他生病的时侯 我悉心照料他 When he was sick, I nursed him.
在我们生活拮据时 我克勤克俭 When we were low on money, I stayed within a budget.
我为他做饭我 为他修补衣服 I cooked his meals I mended his clothes.
看在上帝的份上 For the love of god,
我甚至还为他查看过他背上的痤疮 I used to check his back for acne.
而这个狗娘养的可怜虫 And that miserable son of a bitch
居然有胆量来理解和原谅我 has the nerve to understand and forgive me?
他真是可笑至极 Well, the joke's on him,
因为我无法理解他 because I do not understand,
更不会原谅他 and I do not forgive.
你好 我们正要参加一个葬礼 Hi We're... we're just going to a funeral.
请往这边走 Right this way
亲爱的 我知道你很受伤 Honey, I know you're hurt,
但是你确定不会改变你的心意吗 but are you sure you're not gonna change your mind?
一旦这么做了 就无法挽回了 I mean, there's no turning back after this.
如果你认为 If you think I'm gonna
我会愿意和一个 lay next to someone for eternity
认定我是凶手的人安葬在一起 who thinks I'm a murderer,
那你一定是疯了 you're crazy
在我看来 As far as I'm concerned,
就该让他和一群陌生人一同腐烂 let him decompose with strangers
每个人在这个世界上 Everyone in the world
都需要一个可以依赖的人 needs someone they can depend on,
做你可靠的朋友 be they faithful friends,
坚定的拥护者 determined advocates...
或者是相亲相爱的家人 or a loving family.
但我们在生活中难免会遇到一些人 But occasionally in life,
我们原以为会一直陪伴着我们的人 the people we thought would always be there for us,
不幸离我们而去 leave.
而他们一旦离开了 And if that happens,
再想要挽回 it's amazing the lengths 'll go to...
就不是那么容易了 to get them back.