我想要感谢你的教导 I wanted to say thank you for pushing me.
现在我变得有意义了 Now I have a purpose.
债务还清 The debt has been paid.
过去的事情一笔勾销 你什么也不欠我了 Slate is clean. You owe me nothing.
巴里
前情提 要
我不能再和你一起合作了 伙计 I can't work with you anymore, man.
天哪 别再这样了 为什么啊 Oh, Jesus Christ, not this thing again. Why?!
你当时戴了窃听器 你出卖了我 You wore a wire. You sold me out.
找到你了 巴里 I got you, Barry!
你倒是说说我什么时候见过他 Tell me the time when I met Ken.
山姆 别像个傻子一样 Sam, just don't be an idiot.
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你是叫我傻子吗 You calling me an idiot?!
幕终 End scene.
汉克 该出发了 Hank. It's go time.
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不然我们就 or we are--
傻逼了 Fuck.
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克里斯托巴尔 Cristobal?
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林赛跟我们说了你正在做的演出 So, Lindsay told us all about the show you're doing.
呃 其实 现在还只是半成品 Oh, yeah. Well, it's still kind of a... a work in progress.
够谦虚 我喜欢 Humble. I love it.
听起来很棒 真的很棒 还有影响力 Well, sounded really great, really great, really important.
但最主要的是 超级棒 But mostly, really great.
谢谢您 Thank you.
关键是 在这种社会环境下 The point is, in this climate,
你给自己贴上了反性侵和反家暴的标签 you've got hashtag MeToo, hashtag HandsOff.
MeToo：女星艾丽莎·米兰诺等人2017年10月针对美国 金牌制作人哈维·温斯坦性侵多名女星丑闻发起的运动
是的 我跟他们说了 Right, so-- I-I told them
你在自导自演自己的经历 that you're directing and writing your own piece,
你的表演十分感人 又贴近生活 and how moving and relevant it was,
他们有个很棒的主意 and these guys had a great idea.
好吧 Okay.
我们想安排你和艾伦·莱恩见个面 We'd like to put you in a room with Aaron Ryan.
-那个电视制片人 -他是我们的客户 - The TV producer? - He's a client.
天呐 我的天呐 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
不好意思 我 天哪 Sorry, I--Oh, my God,
我超爱离异妇女 那部剧太棒了 I love Divorced Women. It's so good.
还有一部是什么来着 And what was that one, um,
叫什么 你知道吗 讲狱中青少年的 what was the one, you know, about the teens in prison?
-监狱少年 -监狱少年 - Prison Teens. - Prison Teens.
我们有那个的全集 Yeah, we had the package on that.
一共有十季 It ran ten seasons.
拿去换了马普尔索普的影集了 Paid for the Mapplethorpe in the mail room.
啊 该死 该死 Aah, shit, fuck.
对不起 专题搞砸了 你们继续聊 Sorry, feature falling apart. Keep talking.
不管怎样 艾伦有一部戏很适合你 Anyway, Aaron has a project. It sounds perfect for you.
等一下 我吗 Wait, for me?
是其中一个主角 萨利 For one of the leads, Sally.
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
艾伦·莱恩 Aaron Ryon?
-我好紧张 -别紧张 - I'm nervous. - Don't be nervous.
-别表现出紧张 -好的 - Don't seem nervous. - Okay.
你是这里的客户吗 Are you a client here?
不 不是 我女朋友是 Oh, no. No, uh, my girlfriend is.
萨利·里德 我是来接她的 Sally Reed? I'm her ride.
你是巴里·布洛克吗 Oh, you're Barry Block?
没错 Yeah.
我是迈克尔·科恩 我同事林赛在 Michael Cohen. Yeah, my associate Lindsay saw you
萨利那出戏里看到你了 她说你很棒 in Sally's piece, said you were great.
她是这么说的"他的表演非常有感染力" She said, "He's very loud."
啊 她实在是谬赞了 Ah, she didn't have to say that.
你身高多少 How tall are you?
-那我们中午11点见 -好 - So, we'll see 11:00 a.M. - Yeah.
-真替你高兴 -谢谢 - Very excited for you. - Thank you. Oh.
-恭喜 这是你应得的 -谢谢 -Congrats. You deserve it. Thank you. Okay.
-我真为你感到高兴 -谢谢 - I'm so excited for you. - Thank you.
那明天见 Yeah. Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
-好的 明天见 -好 好 - Yeah, see you tomorrow. - Okay, okay.
好好睡一觉 Get some sleep.
谢谢 谢谢你 Thank you. Wow. Thank you.
-很好 -嘿 嘿 - Okay, cool. - Hey. Hey.
看来不错 你看起来棒极了 棒极了 Look good. You look good. You look good.
我滴神啊 明天他们安排 Oh, my God. They are putting me in a room tomorrow
我和艾伦·莱恩见面 with Aaron Ryan!
谈谈由我来出演他的一部新戏的主角 To talk about being the lead in one of his new shows.
其实 是主角之一 Or, well, yeah, a lead.
艾伦·莱恩 我在广告牌上见过这个名字 Yeah, Aaron Ryan, I've seen that name on billboards.
-这可是件大事 -是啊 他非常厉害 - That's huge. - Yeah. I mean, he's massive.
天呐 我简直不敢相信 Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
就像 像做梦一样 It's just, it's so crazy that I just, like,
就好像我在艺术的海洋里畅游 明白吗 put my art out into the universe, you know,
而且我已经看到了我的美好明天 and I'm already seeing the benefits I deserve.
非常谢谢你 Aw! Thank you so much
一直帮我改剧本 一直鼓励我 还有 for helping me with my scene and for pushing me, and...
是你自己 都是你自己的功劳 It's you. It's all you.
你刚才在和迈克尔说话吗 Were you just talking to Michael?
他叫这个名字吗 Is that his name?
那个拿球的男的叫迈克尔啊 The guy with the ball? Michael? Yeah, no.
他人很好 他刚刚叫我去试镜 He was super nice. Yeah, he just got me an audition.
-什么 -我都不知道原来流程是这样 - What? - Yeah, I didn't realize that's how it worked.
感觉很不错 It's kind of neat.
巴里
第二季第七集
那么 So...
是一部专题片吗 So, it-it's a feature?
不 是一部电影 No, it's a movie.
你的事情进展怎么样 So, how did your thing go?
呃 你 And, um, you're,
你直接就能 见到导演 you're going straight in for... for the director?
没错 一个叫杰伊·罗奇的家伙 Yeah. Some guy named Jay Roach.
他们因为我个子高才喜欢我 They like me 'cause I'm tall,
其他去试镜的人都很矮 and the other guy they cast is short.
说是海报拍出来效果不好 Apparently, it affects the poster.
还有海报呢 The poster?
那么 呃 让我捋一捋 Uh, so, so, so, let me get this straight.
所以 仅仅因为你长得高 So, so, just because you're tall,
你省略了至少五轮的筛选吧 you skipped like five rounds of callbacks, at least?
我是说 迈克尔是林赛的上司 I mean, Michael is Lindsay's boss.
迈克尔 Michael?
迈克尔 Michael.
-你在大厅里见到的那个 -想起来了 The man you met in the lobby. Oh, right.
是的 他给了我名片 迈克尔 Yeah, he gave me his card. Michael.
-试镜 -没错 An audition? -Mm-hmm.
-你 -是的 You? Yeah.
-要去试镜 -没错 Have an audition -Yeah
怎么 现在演个龙套也得试镜了吗 What, are they reading extras now?
奇了怪了 No. That is so weird.
萨利也这么说 Sally said the same thing.
-你演什么角色 -是一个叫 - What's the part? - It's a guy named, um...
JT的家伙 电影的名字叫游泳教练 J.T. in a movie called Swim Instructors.
这东西你打印了多少份 How many of these did you print?
就一份 一共有四个场景 It's just one. It's four scenes.
我的天啊 每一页上都有JT Holy moly. J.T. is on every page.
有很多台词啊 巴里 That's a lot of lines, Barry.
没错 我觉得他是其中一个主角 Yeah, I think he's one of the leads.
不会吧 No!
你说 我们只是一群游泳教练 You say, "Oh, we're just a bunch of swim instructors."
这是标题啊 剪不掉的那种 That's the title. They can't cut that!
所有人 站起来 All of you, on your feet!
立刻 Now!
我们互相 没错 If we grab... Yeah,
你抓住我 然后我们只要 if you grab me, and we just...
就是这样 There we go.
克里斯托巴尔 别这样 我的好朋友 Cristobal? Okay. Come on, my friend.
我们可以重新开始吗 Uh... Maybe fresh start?
再给个机会重新来过好吗 You know, one-time do-over? Mulligan?
给我求求情呗 Get out of free jail?
上车 Get on.
操他娘的 这个傻逼 Oh, for fuck's sake. This fucking guy.
可以让他别再拉琴了吗 Can someone please shut him up?
上车 Get on.
现在这个阶段 对于我来说 At this point, for me,
创作一部电视剧最差的理由 the worst reason to make another TV show
就是创作一部电视剧 would be to make a TV show.
-你明白我的意思吗 -我 明白 You know what I mean? -I... Uh-huh.
就算是我的账户上又多了一个零 Like, another zero on my paychecks
也不能改变我的生活 isn't going to change my life.
我是说 在这个阶段 I mean, at this point,
那些更加细小的 更加有趣的 I'm really gravitating towards smaller,
更有意义的材料 才是最吸引我的 more interesting, more relevant material.
比如 我非常感兴趣现在正在发生什么 Like, I'm interested in what's going on right now.
没错 肯定的 我也是 Yes. Totally. Me, too.
我是指 更加真诚的东西才更吸引我 I mean, I am also gravitating toward more honest--
哪些东西还没有被创造 Which isn't what's being made.
我是指 至少是在这个城市里 I mean, not in this town, at least.
所以 听起来感觉我们很合拍 So, look, it sounds like we might be a good fit.
我也觉得是 Totally.
格什团队跟我说了你的过去 Yeah, Team Gersh told me about your past,
以及你现在在做的事 what you're working on right now.
听起来很有意义 很流行 Sounds really relevant, really current.
谢谢你 我真的很感谢你这么说因为 Thank you. I-I really appreciate that because--
那么 说一下电梯的点子 So, the elevator pitch
有三个女人 There's three women.
当我们见到她们时 When we meet them,
她们都遭受了伴侣的虐待 they're all in abusive relationships.
她们很迷失 然后在试播片段中 They're lost. But then over the course of the pilot,
她们遇到了对方 they meet each other,
她们意识到彼此之间有多么相似 they realize how much they have in common,
之后她们开始互相依赖 and they start to lean on each other.
-那很好 -因为有了集体感 - Oh, that's nice. - And because now there's this sense of community,
她们变得更强大了 they become stronger.
这真的很好 我很喜欢 That's great. I love that.
所以她们成立了一个谋杀丈夫的组织 So, they start a group where they kill their husbands.
-老天爷 -但是那是试播片段 - Jesus. - But that's the pilot.
这部剧主要讲她们找到其他 The series is them finding other women
处于相同困境的女性并且帮助她们复仇 in similar tough spots and helping them get revenge,
不管是往男人的鸡尾酒里下毒 whether it's slipping poison into the dudes' cocktails
还是把他们和新女朋友所在的船炸飞 or blowing them and the new girlfriend up on a boat.
很励志 It's empowering.
我其实不应该给你看这个的 I'm really not supposed to show you this.
-复仇女士 -没错 Payback Ladies? Yeah.
-复仇女士 -复仇女士 Payback Ladies. Payback Ladies.
你演这一个 You'd be this one.
现在是每月的 复仇时刻 "It's that time of the month... for revenge."
或者这一个 Maybe this one.
什么叫做你拒绝了 What do you mean you passed?
你刚刚拒绝了艾伦·瑞安的剧 为什么 You just passed on an Aaron Ryan show? Why?
这部剧讲的是三个被虐待的女性 It was about three abused women, um,
成为了杀人犯的故事 明白吗 who become murderers, okay?
我是想说 I mean,
他的海报上写了一句月经的双关 he had a period pun on the poster.
这是冒犯女性 It was offensive.
这部剧有三个主演 The show has three leads in it,
而你是其中一个 and you would be one of them.
难道你不想当电视剧的主演吗 Do you not want to be a lead in a TV show?
那种电视剧 不想 Not that TV show, no.
我没听错吧 你拒绝了艾伦·瑞安 Did I just hear this right? Did you just pass on Aaron Ryan?
伙计们 听着 我真的很感激 Guys, look, I really appreciate
你们给我安排了这次面试 you getting me the meeting.
我真的很感激 但是我 Really, I do. But I--
我是说 林赛 你看到我的角色了 I mean, Lindsay, you saw my piece.
你真的认为他做的事情 Do you really think that what he's doing
和我做的事情是一样的吗 and what I'm doing are the same thing?
-呃 -我能说句实话吗 - Uh... - Can I be blunt?
你没有拒绝的资本 You really don't have the credits to be turning this down.
没错 我们看过你的剪辑了 Yeah, we've all seen your reel.
那是你们剪辑的 You cut together my reel.
你不会真的认为那个小剧院里的角色 You can't honestly think that little theater piece
是比这个更好的职业选择吧 is a better career move than this.
听着 我想要工作 好吗 Look, I want to work, okay?
我真的想要工作 I really want to work.
我也很想做电视剧的主角 I want to be the lead on a TV show, obviously.
但是我想要做一些真实的东西 But I am trying to do something real,
而那部电视剧肯定不是 and that was not it.
那就是一个打着复仇名义的黄片 That was revenge porn.
好吧 告诉我们你的演出报酬是多少 Well, let us know how big the paycheck is on your play.
也许 这部剧不大适合 You know, maybe this isn't a good fit.
等一下 萨利 好吧 萨利 Hey, Sally. Okay, Sally.
好吧 巴里 All right, Barry.
不知道怎么着 Somehow,
你现在得到了一个主角的试镜机会 you now have an audition for a major feature.
-是电影的 -同样的过程 - Movie. - Same process.
由于他们没有发来完整的剧本 Now, they didn't send the whole script.
他们只给了你的场景 They only sent your scenes.
我们要做一些侦察性的工作 We're gonna have to do a little detective work,
根据我的了解 剧情是这样的 and from what I can gather, here's the journey.
-JT -JT是游泳教练之一 -J.T.-- J.T.'s one of the swim instructors.
我知道 我有预感 Yeah, I had a hunch.
电影一开头 他很愤怒 He's very upset in the beginning.
没错 因为另一个游泳教练 Yeah, 'cause, uh, another swim instructor,
睡了他的女朋友 Ike, stole his girlfriend.
哦 我的天啊 Oh, dear.
所以 那个绿帽子给予了你动力 So, Iike has forced the horns of the cuckold upon you,
所以你们想要复仇 so your guy seeks revenge by...
在派里拉屎 然后想办法让他吃掉 shitting in a pie and trying to get him to eat it.
没错 我也看到了这个 Yeah, that's how I read it.
之后是充满讽刺的残忍反转 And then by some cruel twist of irony...
你把那个屎派吃了 you eat the shit pie.
没错 Yeah,
但那是在第三个场景发生的 对吗 but that's not until scene three, right?
我是不想让你觉得信息量太大 巴里 I'm trying not to overwhelm you, Barry.
我是在给你一个整体的观感 I'm trying to give you the view from 10,000 feet
然后我们再一幕一幕拆分开细看 before we dive in and break it down scene by scene.
-那么 第一幕 失去 -没错 So, scene one, "Loss." -Mm-hmm.
第二幕 你在派里拉屎 Scene two, you shit in a pie.
要放松的感觉吗 So, uh, relief?
不 我认为和放松还是有些差别的 No. I think it's a little more nuanced than that.
我觉得应该是复仇的情绪 I think it's about vengeance.
-好吧 -之后 第三幕 Okay. And then, scene three,
哎呀 你把那个屎派吃了 whoopsie, you eat the shit pie.
报应 Comeuppance.
偷鸡不成蚀把米 巴里 He who seeks revenge digs two graves, Barry.
这个故事太老旧了 It's a tale as old as time.
该死 Damn.
之后是第四幕 And then there's scene four
关于那个溺水的小女孩 about the little girl who's drowning,
但是你不需要去救她 but you don't have to save her.
是的 因为我教会了她游泳 Yeah, 'cause I taught her how to swim.
没错 而且我认为你只有一句台词 Yeah. And I think you only have one line,
-就是 -绝对他妈不可能 which is... "No fucking way."
绝对他妈不可能 "No fucking way."
所以 你知道吗 我们等下再说吧 So, you know what? Let's save that for later.
好的 Oh, okay.
顺便问一下 你的试镜是什么时候 By the way, when is your audition?
呃 在 我记在手机里了 Uh, it is-- I got it right here.
明天上午十点见选角导演 艾莉森·琼斯 Tomorrow 10 a.M. with the casting director, Allison Jones.
不会的 只有导演在的时候 No. Ms. Jones will show up
琼斯女士才会出现 when the director's there.
不是 这就是导演会议 No, it's a director's session.
导演也在 He's there, too.
他的名字是杰伊·罗奇 His name is Jay Roach.
你到底上辈子做了什么好事啊 Whose cock did you have to suck in a former life?
好吧 好吧 忘了那句话 All right. All right. All right. Forget it.
我九点四十五来帮你热身 I'll be there 9:45 to warm you up.
-等等 你要跟我一起去 -当然了 - Wait. You're gonna come with me? - Absolutely.
第一次试镜的演员都可以带一个搭档 Every actor who's got a first audition brings a scene partner.
-真的吗 -从莎士比亚年代就是了 - Really? - Since Shakespeare.
来吧 我们继续工作 Come on. Let's get down to work.
第一幕 我只想听到台词 Scene one. I just want to hear the words.
我非常期待 I'm dying.
嘿 艾克 你个沙雕 Hey, Ike, you shitbird!
你想来个派吗 You want a little pie?
库西诺先生说我应该 Mr. Cousineau said I should, um,
把派的尾音拖得长一点 put a little mustard on "pie" there--
抱歉 我们可以 可以停一下吗 I'm sorry. Can we, um... Can we stop?
-当然 -就一下 - Sure. - For a second.
我只是 我觉得应该说点什么 巴里 I just-- I feel like I need to say something, Barry.
-好吧 -我在课上表演的角色 Okay. This piece that I'm doing for class.
正是我应该做的东西 It's exactly what I should be doing.
没错 真很好啊 你做的真的 Yeah, no, and it's great. What you're doing is--
我很害怕 好吗 I'm terrified, okay?
因为我的角色是真实的 Because my piece is real.
不是凭空塑造的 就是真实的我 It's not a character. It's me.
未经加工的 无可辩驳的 Raw, unapologetic
真的不能再真的真相 truth with a capital "T."
从头到脚没有一丝掺假 I mean, all caps, actually.
我觉得我都可以当作家了 I'm thinking like a writer now.
这些东西 我曾经连说出实情都办不到 I mean, this was stuff that I couldn't even talk about without lying.
可是现在 And here I am,
我要在一群陌生人面前一丝不挂 about to strip naked in front of a bunch of strangers
分享这些我深感羞耻的东西 and share something that I am massively ashamed of.
也不是真的全裸 我不相信裸体 Not literally. I don't believe in nudity
除非是为了推进故事的发展 unless it drives the story forward.
我害怕他们会批判我 I'm afraid that they're gonna judge me,
我害怕山姆会发现 and I'm afraid that Sam's gonna find out
然后做出些什么疯狂的事 and do something crazy.
但我又必须这样做 But I have to do this.
这 这可是我自己的故事啊 It's-- it's my story to tell.
话又说回来 But then, I mean,
很多女人也有和我一样的经历 so many other women have the same story.
怎么 我现在难道是她们的代言人了吗 What, am I a spokesperson for them now?
我成了什么运动的代表人物了吗 Could I be the face of a movement?
我的意思是 如果我错了呢 I mean, what if I get it wrong?
我真的很讨厌 I mean, I resent the fact that
尼克可以就那样坐在那儿聊聊他的胃病 Nick can get up there and talk about his "stomach condition,"
他也没有被叫去做暴食症的代言人啊 and it's not like he has to be the poster boy for bulimia.
但是轮到我呢 我说什么都像是 But I get up there, and whatever I say, it's like,
我们来说说女性的想法 "What are we saying about women?"
我想说 这只是我的故事 I mean, this is just my story!
但如果你错了呢 萨利 "But what if you get it wrong, Sally?"
我不知道 你可不能错啊 萨利 "I don't know." "You can't get it wrong, Sally.
但你也不能不说出来 萨利 But you can't not tell it either, Sally,
因为这就是你 because it's who you are."
我经纪人今天安排的这个会面 Which makes this thing that my agents sent me on
真是他妈的侮辱 today so fucking insulting.
复仇女士 Payback Ladies?
这不又是你们这些傻逼男人 It's just another shit male idea of
想象出的一个女强人的形象吗 what strong women are.
拿着枪 穿着细跟高跟鞋 Oh, oh, oh, grab a gun and some stilettos
然后他妈的大获全胜 and get a goddamn blowout.
看看你现在多强大啊 萨利 "And look how strong you are now, Sally!"
都是他妈的扯淡 It's bullshit!
对了 你这个也挺扯淡的 Which, by the way, so is this.
这应该是我读过的最烂的剧本了 It's quite possibly the worst thing I've ever read.
但你知道最糟糕的是什么吗 But you want to know the worst part?
你想知道是什么让我他妈的抓狂吗 You want to know what's really driving me fucking crazy?
看你排练剧本 我简直嫉妒得要死 I am so jealous that you're reading for this.
我以前参演过的节目从来没有过导演会面 I have never had a director's session for a feature,
当然 电影也从来没有过 which is the same thing as a movie, P.S.
而我做这行都这么久了 And I have been doing this for way longer,
你也觉得我比你厉害多了吧 and I think you'd agree that I am way better.
我 塑造了你 I... made you!
格什又是我的经纪人 And I'm actually represented by Gersh.
好吧 至少曾经是 Well, at least I was.
不知道他们会不会把我解约 I don't even know if they'd rep me anymore
毕竟我今天说了那样的一番话 after what I said in there today,
但至少我坚定了我的立场 but still at least I held my ground,
因为我是一名艺术家 艺术家 because I am an artist, okay, an artist,
可这他妈的不是艺术 and this is not fucking art.
但是 说真的 But then, I mean, to be honest,
我当然很为你高兴 of course I'm so happy for you.
我是说 我当然希望你拿下这个角色 I mean, of course I want you to get this part,
我也很想帮你 and I want to be the one to help you
帮你琢磨台词 帮你纠正语调 learn your lines and fix your inflections.
但我想让你明白 But I need you to know
如果你真的成功了 that if you do get it,
对我来说 it's gonna make me like...
会让我更加成百上千倍的抓狂 like a hundred times more insane.
知道了吗 Okay?
继续吧 Continue.
艾克 你个蠢货 想吃个派吗 Hey, Ike, you shitbird. You want a little pie?
伙计们 伙计们 Guys? Guys!
他们这是在干啥呢 What are they doing?
好吧 操 是汽油 Okay, shit. Yeah, gasoline.
好吧 看来他们要烧死我们 操 Okay, they're gonna burn us. Fuck.
天 好吧 我们完了 Oh, boy. All right, this is it.
完了 我害死了我们所有人 Yeah, this is it. I've killed us all.
好吧 伙计们 Okay, um, hey, guys?
既然我们马上就都要死了 Since we're all about to die in a moment,
我得跟你们说几句实话 I have to be honest about something, okay?
我骗了你们 I have been deceiving you guys.
在我们死之前 And before we die,
我得跟你们坦白 I have to come clean.
我知道你们是怎么看我的 I know you look at me
一个冷酷无情的罪犯 and you see hard-as-nails criminal,
铁石心肠的冷面杀手 stone-cold killer, ice man.
但其实 这只是假象 But, uh, this is lie.
事实上 我一直都对你们 In fact, I have been lying
隐藏着我的本性 about who I am my entire life.
想听真心话吗 Real talk?
我不应该做犯罪集团的经理 I should not be manager of crime syndicate.
我应该做酒店的老板 I should be manager of hotel...
而且是连锁酒店 chain of hotels.
不像现在的我 Instead of being this conning man,
扮演着冷酷无情的黑帮角色 playing the role of the ruthless gangster.
我是说 这并不是真正的我 因为 I mean, that is not who I am, because...
也就这样了 ...so be it.
我很友好 很有礼貌 I'm nice. I'm polite.
我天生就是个乐观的人 不是吗 I'm optometrist by nature, you know?
可是因为我没有勇气站出来 But because I did not have courage to stand up
做回原本的自己 一个好人 and be my true self, nice guy,
而是选择继续扮演这个骗子的角色 and instead chose pants-on-fire existence,
害得我们都要被做成烤肉了 we are all on the barbecue bus.
所以 伙计们 我真的很抱歉 So, guys, I am really sorry
之前让你们觉得我是个冷血的老大 for, uh, convincing you I was ruthless leader.
我的下半生将会在悔恨中度过 I will regret it for the rest of my life.
估计也就剩下两分钟了 Probably two more minutes.
总之 最后一句 希望有来世吧 So, in closing, hopefully there is afterlife,
在天堂我会好好的招待你们 and I can host you all in heaven
给你们做可口的开胃小菜 and make you delicious appetizers.
觉得怎么样 伙计们 Wouldn't that be something, guys?
伙计们 Guys?
伙计们 Guys!
伙计们 埃斯特要跑掉了 Guys? Esther is leaving!
另外 这里真的需要帮助啊 Also, really need your help here.
拜托 Please!
梅尔贝克 Mayrbek!
弟兄们 Okay, guys.
看起来我们成功了 Looks like we did it, huh?
人人为我 我为人人 He helped. Go team!
阿克马尔 感觉如何 伙计 Akhmal, how you doing, buddy?
那条胳膊没事吧 How's the, uh, arm?
两条胳膊吗 Both arms?
卡赞 你呀你 Khazam, well, well, well.
音乐叛徒 The musical traitor.
你知道像你一样的软蛋都什么下场吗 You know what happens to cowards like you?
我也正准备动手呢 伙计 I was getting to that, man.
说正经的 我刚也想干他一枪呐 Okay, seriously, I was right about to do that.
很好 弟兄们 那么 Okay, guys, so--
弟兄们 Guys...
等等 别急着走啊 Wait, hold phone.
是因为我刚刚在车上说的话吗 Is this about what I said on bus?
我刚刚是在励志 Because I was delegating.
好吗 我是在激励你们 Okay? To empower you.
这就是一个好老大该做的事 That's what a good leader does.
正如一个好老大一样 And, uh, like a good leader,
我来给大家去优步叫几辆车 I'm gonna get us some Ubers.
等我找个酒吧多的地方 Once I get to a place with enough bars.
弟兄们 边走路边打字很累的 Guys, it's hard to, uh, type and walk.
这事儿有点尴尬 It's just embarrassing.
艾伦·莱恩这个角色太合适你了 That Aaron Ryan thing was a terrible fit for you.
虽然很差劲 And so lame, by the way.
而且 我看到剧本上写着主角两个字 And, you know, I saw "lead role,"
我满脑子全是经纪人的那套 and I was thinking like an agent,
但是是最差的经纪人才会做的那套 in the worst way.
我 实话说 林赛 没关系 I-- Honestly, Lindsay, it's okay.
怎么会没关系 No, it's not.
萨利 我为你工作 Sally, I work for you.
我应该支持你的观点 I should be supporting your voice.
我想支持艺术 I want to support artists.
我保证我会成为一个更好的经纪人 I promise I will be a better agent moving forward.
你还愿意做我的经纪人吗 You still want to represent me?
当然了 Yes.
而且首要任务就是 帮你做好这部剧 And first and foremost, by getting behind this piece.
整个早上 我都在打电话联系 All morning, I've been rolling calls with
演员总监 主管 制片人 casting directors, executives, producers.
我一直在努力吸引 I've been working my ass off to fill this audience
行业内的专业人士来现场观看 with industry professionals.
那 迈克和迈克尔呢 So, wh--what about Mike and Michael?
他们一直都认为这件事就是扯淡 I mean, they thought the whole thing was silly.
我暂时还没有说服他们 Yeah, I haven't, like, looped them in yet.
不过不用担心麦克兄弟 But don't worry about the Mikes.
我会让他们理解的 I'll get them on board.
其他同学呢 What about the rest of the class?
因为今晚本来就应该是 Because the whole thing was kind of supposed to be, like,
所有人来讲述自己的故事的时候 this evening where everyone was gonna tell their stories,
而且每个人都一直在努力地排练 and everybody's been working really hard, and--
你知道的 我不是他们的经纪人 I-- You know, I don't-- I don't represent them,
但就我而言 如果你想让他们参与进来 but as far as I'm concerned, if you want them in it,
没有一点问题 they're in it.
你觉得呢 What do you say?
我觉得 很好 I say... yes!
老天 我得开始写台词了 Oh my God! I gotta get writing! Shit!
-我应该带你参观一下剧院 - Um, I should show you around the theater.
-这个剧院 其实 我 - The theater, so, I'm...
我已经给你们另外订了一个场馆 I might have already pulled the trigger on a different venue.
我们的一个高级合伙人有那里的股份 One of our senior partners is on the board here,
所以我们设法找了点关系 so we managed to pull some strings.
整个地方都可以供你使用 The whole place is yours.
但是得从明天晚上开始 But it's gotta be tomorrow night.
明天吗 Tomorrow?
有多少个座位 How many seats is this?
四百个 Four hundred.
-你们想看看更衣室吗 -当然 - Hey, you guys wanna see the dressing rooms? - Yes! Yes.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
库西诺先生 Hey, Mr. Cousineau, um,
来试镜的人都自己带着派了 guys brought their own pies to the audition.
你能给我带一块过来吗 Could you pick me one up on your way over here?
我很抱歉放了你鸽子 我去不了了 Listen, I am so sorry to leave you in the lurch, but I am not gonna make it.
你来不了是什么意思 那谁跟我对戏啊 What do you mean you're not gonna make it? Who's gonna read with me?
我要去一趟我的小屋 I'm headed up to my cabin.
小屋 等等 你的小屋吗 Cabin? Wait, your cabin?
有个私家侦探联系我 This private detective approached me.
他说他想再看看那个地方 He said he wants to take a look at the area again,
他觉得他能搞清楚 'cause he thinks he can get to the bottom of
珍妮斯到底发生了什么事 what happened to Janice.
私家侦探 Private detective?
是的 他叫肯尼斯·古雷 Yeah, his name is Kenneth Goulet.
正好 他就在边上 Oh, you know what? Here he is now.
稍等 他想跟你聊聊 Hold on. He wants to talk to you.
巴里 Barry. Ah.
你好 我是肯尼斯·古雷 Hi. Kenneth Goulet speaking.
福克斯 Fuches?
福克斯 不要这样 Fuches, don't-- don't do this.
哦 我也很高兴和你聊天 伯克曼 Oh, it's good to talk to you, too, there, Berkman.
不知道你还记不记得更多 Now, you don't-- you don't happen to remember
莫斯女士失踪案的线索 anything more about the night Ms. Moss disappeared, do you?
福克斯 我这就回克里夫兰 Fuches, I'll go back to Cleveland.
我会继续为你杀人 我会为你做任何事 I'll-- I'll kill again. I'll do whatever you want to do.
只是求求你 别伤害库西诺先生 Just please, please. Don't hurt Mr. Cousineau.
闭嘴 你不是觉得我没招了吗 Shut up. You think I'm out of moves?
去你妈的我没招了 Fuck you, I'm out of moves!
福克斯 拜托 Fuches, please--
巴里·布洛克 准备好了吗 Barry Block? You ready?
开始之前 再确认一下 So, just one thing before we get going.
你多高 Um, how tall are you?
一米九 Six-two.
太好了 Oh, great.
好 很好 行 Good, good. Okay.
巴里 我来跟你搭戏 I'm gonna read with you, Barry.
"J.T 怎么了 小娘炮" "J.T., what's up, boner boy?"
''艾克" "Hey, Ike."
"听说你和救生员新人们" "Heard you and the junior lifesavers
"昨晚搞得挺嗨啊" had a pretty crazy night last night."
-你怎么知道的 -"听格温妮斯" - Where'd you get that? - "From Gwyneth.
"昨晚来我家的时候说的" When she came over to my place last night."
什么 What?
"没错 我跟她调情 还上了本垒" "Yeah, I'm boning your girlfriend. Later, Homes."
"J.T. 杜德曼 我没听错吧" "J.T. Dudeman, did I just hear that right?
"艾克刚说他和格温妮斯搞上了吗" Did Ike say he was boning Gwyneth?"
是啊 你没听错 杰瑟罗 Yeah, that's what you heard, Jethro.
"忘了她吧 你该往前看了" "Well, forget her. You should just move on,
"就像你丝毫不在意" like you don't give a shit."
我可会让他吃屎 Oh, I'm gonna give a shit, all right.
就是字面意思 Literally.
这 你还真是 Wow, you really...
演得很平淡 underplayed that.
你都没把包袱演出来 It's like you didn't do any of the jokes.
你还想再试第二幕吗 Do you wanna do the second scene?
他是真的一点不在乎 He did not give a fuck.
没错 No.
他叫什么来着 What's his name again?
巴里·布洛克 他有一米九 Uh, Barry Block. He's-- he's six-two.
我们到了 Well, this is it.
请进吧 Come on in. Ah.
巴里·布洛克 Barry Block.
萨利 瑞德
巴里布洛克
这不是那个刚才跟我通电话的人吗 Isn't that the guy I talked to on the phone?
我怎么听你叫他伯克曼 I thought you said his name was Berkman.
-是啊 他改名换姓了 -改名是吧 - Yeah, well, he changed it. - Oh, he changed it?
十有八九 Well, nine times out of ten,
新名字意味着阴暗的人格 a new name means shady character.
不 那是艺名 Goulet先生 No, it's a stage name, Mr. Goulet.
他用这名字开始了全新生活 And, uh, he took on a whole new identity with it.
你什么意思 How do you mean?
我的名片上写的可能是"戏剧老师" Look, it might say "drama teacher" on my business card,
但事实上 我更像治疗师 but in actuality, I'm more of a therapist,
对那些孩子更像是父亲 a father, if you will, to those kids.
而那孩子 我遇见他的时候 And that boy, when I met him?
毫无目标 没人帮他 No direction, nobody in his corner.
他就像空中飘着的塑料袋 He was like a plastic bag blowing in the wind.
但是我们一起改变了一切 But together, we turned that around.
他今天有个重要的试镜 He's got a big audition today.
我们刚打电话那会儿 他就在试镜了 That's where he was when we spoke to him.
我真为他骄傲 I am so proud of him.
要逛逛吗 我带你看看其他地方 Want a tour? I'll show you the rest.
不了 我们出去走走吧 No. Let's take a walk.
你知道往哪儿走吗 You sure you know where you're going?
知道 Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
往这边走 It's down this way.
是个可爱的地儿 It's lovely.
这野外真是好地方 对吧 Just lovely... country out here, isn't it?
吉恩 好地方 Gene? Lovely scenery?
吉恩 你能不能告诉我 Hey, Gene, uh, could you tell me what kind of tree
那边那棵是什么树 that would be right over there?
那树看着就像这边的 You know, it kind of looks like the same one that's over--
等等 你说那不会是珍妮丝的车吧 Wait. That couldn't be Janice's car, do you think?
我觉得就是 I do.
我们 我们得走近一点 Well, we gotta-- we gotta come closer.
再近点 行吧 We gotta-- all right?
我们得确定了 We gotta make sure, okay,
得确定那是她的车 好吧 that it's her car, okay?
怎么说 What do you think?
的确是她的车 It's her car.
我们找到她的车了 天啊 We found her car. Oh, boy.
好了 知道我有什么打算吗 Okay, you know what I'm gonna do?
我要跟你借一下手机 I'm gonna borrow your phone here.
我要离开一小会儿 就到那儿去 I'm just gonna step away for a sec, right over there.
我去叫警察来 I'm gonna call the cops.
我想汇报珍妮丝·莫斯警探的遗体所在 I'd like to report the body of Detective Janice Moss.
我是吉恩·库西诺 My name is Gene Cousineau,
是我杀了她 and I killed her,
我再也承受不住这种罪恶感了 and I just couldn't live with it anymore.
如果你不介意的话 If you're okay with it,
我就去打开后备箱了 I wanna open the trunk.
好 没事的 来吧 Good. It's all right. Here we go.
好的 Okay.
我要打开了 你还好吗 吉恩 Now, you okay, Gene?
福克斯 Fuches...
你给我等着 I'm coming for you.