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于是预言被实现了 And so the prophecy was fulfilled,
在文迪摩尔的每个人 都幸福的生活下去... and everyone in Wendimoor lived happily ever...
这次休想 这是我的故事 Not this time! This is my story now!
从前有一个很特别的公主 There once was a very special princess
苏西
没人注意她 who no one appreciated.
苏西
她嫁给了一个懒汉 儿子是个蠢货 She was married to a slob, and her son was an idiot.
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她出了一场车祸 She had a terrible accident
即使完全不是她的错 that wasn't her fault even a little bit,
也以迷失与孤单而告终 and ended up lost and alone.
可是后来 从另一个世界来的奇妙男巫 But then a wonderful wizard from another world came
让魔法找到你
赐予了她另一次机会 and gave her another chance
让魔法找到你
去获得她应有的完美生活 to live the perfect life she deserved!
让魔法找到你
于是公主变成了美丽的皇后 And so the princess became a beautiful queen
受人人爱戴 who everyone loved,
幸福的生活下去 and lived happily ever after.
无论如何 Or else.
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翻译 Yatamisaki
该死 Oh, shit.
翻译 土皮
蒂娜 你还活着吗 Tina, are you alive?
翻译 Ada
霍布斯 Hobbs?
你清醒了吗 Are you back?
翻译 Marvin
嗨 蒂娜 Hi, Tina.
天哪 霍布斯 你还活着 Oh, my God, Hobbs, you're alive!
翻译 明天是废话
特效 卷卷
我们在采石场干嘛 Why are we in the quarry?
有什么爆炸了吗 Did something explode?
时间轴 椒椒 干儿狼
是的 Yeah.
压制 Yatamisaki
不 不 我们都中枪了 No, no. We've all been shot,
总监 Yatamisaki
几枪 several...
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几次 many times...
该死 真的 Aw, dang, that's true.
校对 Yatamisaki
谁开的枪 Who shot us?
你 You!
你朝我们俩开的枪 You shot both of us.
蒂娜 你也对我开了一枪 Tina, you also shot me once.
我射了你一枪 射了你两枪 I shot you once, and you twice.
我们为什么要互相开枪 Why were we all shooting each other?
魔法师强迫我们这么做的 The Mage made us do it.
为什么没人射那个该死的魔法师 Why didn't anybody shoot the frickin' Mage?
霍布斯 冷静 冷静 Hobbs, be cool, man, be cool.
我们现在需要做的 The first thing we need to do
就是按住伤口 is put pressure on the wounds.
好的 Okay.
用你的腰带 绑紧 Use your belts, tie them tight.
你们谁能看到自己的肠子吗 Can either of you see your intestines?
你们呼吸困难吗 Are you having trouble breathing?
不 Nope.
没肠子 No intestines.
我们没多少时间了 We don't have that much time.
必须马上寻求帮助 We have to get help very quickly,
否则我们会死 or we will die.
我要去车那里... I'm gonna go get the truck...
带上你们俩 and pick you both up.
你能行的 姑娘 You got it, girl.
去吧 法拉赫 Go, Farah.
伙计们... Guys...
我觉得这个计划不行 I don't think this plan's gonna work.
好吧 但是... Okay, but...
你 you?
为什么这只狗... Why would the dog be...
我做不到 You know what, I can't.
好吧 好吧 我能做到 Okay, okay... Okay, I can do this.
我能做到 I can do this...
不 我不行 好吧 No, I can't, okay...
不 不 不 No, no, no, no!
"伊卡洛斯" 这是你做的吗 Project Icarus, did you do this?
做什么 我做了什么 Do what? What did I do?
整个黑翼都乱套了 The facility is in chaos!
有很多骑士 There are knights!
到处都是骑士 Knights everywhere!
是的 我还真的知道这回事 Ah, yes, actually, I do know about that,
- 很有可能是我的错... - 是吗 - and that actually probably is my bad... - It is?!
或者不是 Or no,
或者其他能让你别用枪对着我 or whatever answer's gonna make you stop pointing that gun
听我说的答案 and listen to me.
我可以结束一切 I can end this,
但你得带我去见"摩洛神" but only if you take me to Project Moloch.
你是黑翼的实验品 You are a Blackwing subject.
我不会听你的命令... I do not take orders from you...
随意开火 Fire at will!
跑 Move!
天哪 Aw, Jesus...
我早就知道会发生这种事 I knew something like this was gonna happen.
听着 你叫什么... Listen, Mister...
阿西斯坦先生 Assistent?!
天哪 我讨厌黑翼 God, I hate Blackwing!
为什么我要接受这份工作 Why did I even take this job!
我的头是个傻瓜 My boss is an idiot,
太蠢了 like, so dumb,
我们现在要被骑士杀死了 and now we're gonna get killed by knights?
我还以为"绝密"是指 I thought "top secret" meant
我会遇见外星人 that I was gonna get to meet aliens, man!
振作一点 Snap into it!
我在这儿 我不慌 I'm here, and I'm not panicking,
意味着你也不能慌 so that means you can't panic either.
你头受伤了 You have a head injury,
所以如果我说话声音太大 很抱歉 so I'm sorry if this loud voice I'm speaking in...
而且这一切 在让事情变糟 and all of this... is making it worse,
但我们没有时间浪费 but we don't have time to waste
要挽救这一切 我们必须马上找到摩洛神 To fix this, we need to get to Project Moloch now!
什么情况 what happened?
疼痛太过剧烈 The pain was too much, so...
于是我让我们脱离了肉体 I... I took us out of our bodies.
你还能这么做 You can do that?
显然可以 Apparently, yeah.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
这大概是一切事物的... 背面 I guess it's what's behind... everything?
就像是现实世界的幕后 It's like the backstage of reality.
我在影像里见过这个地方 I've see this in my visions before,
但从没来过 but I've never been here.
是啊 Yeah.
磕嗨了 Drugs.
那是什么声音 What's that sound?
托德 Todd?
保持清醒 Stay with me.
疼痛会让你重回你的肉体 The pain is going to try to pull you back into your body,
但相信我 but trust me,
你现在绝对不会想回去 you don't wanna be there right now.
我们还在这里的话 苏西到了怎么办 What happens if Suzie arrives while we're still here?
那肯定会很糟糕 I think that would probably be bad.
你确定我们该往哪走吗 Are you sure you know where we're going?
我们俩都死定了 We're both gonna die, man!
有可能 但我一直尽可能地不这么想 Well, perhaps, but I'm trying not to think about that.
好了 要不进这个门吧 Okay, uh... perhaps this door, then.
这又不是摩洛神的房间 That's not Moloch's chamber!
凭直觉跟着我走 别问为什么 Going where I'm going without knowing how I'm knowing
我的能力大概是这样 is sort of my whole thing,
而且那边有一大群人 and there were kind of a lot of people
在互相残杀 killing each other that way,
我们赶紧进去 so let us in here!
这是个安全室 That's a secure room!
打开 Open it.
快点 Now.
别动 把武器放下 Hey, freeze! Drop your weapons!
你好 德克 Hi, Dirk!
莫娜 Mona?!
快趴下 Down, now.
你们闻到了吗 You guys smell that?
一阵怪味 It's weird.
我不喜欢这气味 像是什么东西烧焦了 I don't like it, man, it smells like burning.
我们在这里阻止她 We stop her here,
不让她接近鼓手 before she gets to the Drummer
还有她哥哥 and her brother.
我不喜欢这样 No, I don't like this.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我开始紧张了 I've got ants in my pants.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
她为什么一直在笑 Why is she laughing?
这就是我们来这里的原因 This is why we were brought here.
这个愚蠢的麻烦老巫婆奈何不了我们 This goofy bad-news voodoo mama ain't got nothin' on us.
随你们怎么说 Sticks and stones.
普罗特斯拖 Protesto!
你们这些杂碎 You rats think
真觉得能打败我 that you can defeat me?
大伙们 开饭了 Feeding time, boys.
瓦拉克西斯 Vraxis.
德克 Dirk!
你来救我了 You came to save me!
他们说你有麻烦了 They said you were in trouble?
没错 我确实有麻烦 莫娜 Well, yes, I definitely have been in trouble, Mona.
我一直在找那个男孩 I've been trying to find The Boy!
你穿过床之后 就去找他了吗 Is that where you went when you went through the bed?
莫娜 冒昧地追问一下 Mona, might I be so rude as to inquire,
你说"找到那个男孩"的时候 when you said "find The Boy,"
你知不知道 他一直 you didn't happen to know he was in Blackwing
都在黑翼内部 the whole time?
我当然不知道 No, I didn't know that.
我只是想帮助 I was just trying to help
在我脑袋里说话的可爱小蜗牛 the cute little snail that talks in my head.
好 真是太好了 Right, that's great.
你做得很好 为了那只... You did great work for that...
蜗牛 snail?
你找到那个男孩了吗 Did you find The Boy?
是的 我找到了 Yes. Yes, I did,
他就在这里 and he's here,
这个人会带我们找到他 and this man is going to take us to him.
摩洛神在东区 Moloch is in the East Wing.
我们绝对到不了 We'll never make it.
这地方都成了战场 This place is a war zone!
"你绝对到不了 "You'll never make it!
这地方都成了战场" This place is a war zone!"
我们绝对到不了 We'll never make it.
这地方都成了战场 你能帮忙吗 This place is a war zone! Can you help?
当然 Of course.
我能带你过去 I can get you there
非常 非常快 really, really fast.
太棒了 Excellent!
对了 就是有件事要问 Okay, just one thing...
你能变成小虫子吗 can you turn into a bug?
我情感上可以 Only emotionally.
好吧 Okay,
我们可以试试别的 then we'll try something else.
阿拉卡赞 Alakazaam!
感受我的愤怒吧 蝼蚁 Face my wrath, you insect.
死在宇宙里 Die at the hand
最强大的 of the most powerful creature
敌人手里 in the universe!
托洛斯 Toros.
够了 Enough.
一切都到此为止 Enough of this!
你到底是谁 Who are you?
认真问一句 Like, seriously,
你到底有什么毛病 what is your problem?
你为什么来这里 Why are you here?
你看起来像蒙大拿州的全职妈妈 You're, like, some mom from Montana?
我不明白你怎么被卷进来的 I don't understand why you're involved,
完全不明白 literally, at all.
也没有人明白 No one does!
你就像是个精神失常的疯子 You're just like this psycho crazy person
只会破坏身边的一切 who's screwing up everything for everyone!
你杀了这么多人 You have killed so many people.
你到底知不知道现在是什么情况 Do you have any conception of what is going on,
或者你到底在做什么 or what you're even doing?
我现在有这个了 I have this now.
这个... This...
给了我第二次机会 has given me a second chance.
帮助我挽救破碎的一切 It's helped me fix everything that's broken.
我要主宰自己的人生 I'm taking control of my life.
主宰自己的人生应该是改变自己 Taking control of your life is about changing you,
而不是改变其他东西 not everything else.
不是随意摇一摇魔法棒 It isn't some instant magic wand
就让周遭的一切 that you can just wave around
变成你想要的样子 and make everything the way you want it.
也许你是对的 Maybe you're right, then.
也许我就是个坏人 Maybe I am a bad person.
但这比一直当好人 But it's so much more fun
- 有趣多了 - 等一下 - than being good all the time. - Wait.
为什么我们还在聊天 Why are we even talking?
为什么你还没有杀掉我 Why haven't you killed me yet?
你的魔杖坏了 Ooh, ooh, ooh... your wand is messed up!
你的魔杖坏了 Your wand is messed up! Ooh, ooh!
不... 不 巴巴... No... No, Barabat...
难以置信... I can't believe...
都结束了 This ends now.
你真的觉得 你变身的速度 You really think you can turn into something
会比我开枪的速度快吗 faster than I can pull this trigger?
我明白了 Oh, I understand now.
你是那个坏人 You're the bad one.
不 我不是 No, I'm not!
如果你不拿枪指着我的头 That'd be a much more compelling position
那会更有说服力 if you weren't pointing a gun to my head.
我不能让你走 I can't let you go,
因为你会再次消失 'cause then you'll just disappear again
让我看起来像个白痴 and make me look like an idiot!
所有人都觉得我是个白痴 Everybody thinks that I'm an idiot!
甚至我自己 都觉得我可能是个白痴 Even I maybe think that I might be an idiot!
听着 唯一能结束这一切的方法 Look, the only way to end this
就是把"摩洛神"送回到文迪摩尔 is to return Project Moloch to Wendimoor.
那里就是这一切发生的原因 That's why all of this is happening.
天哪... Oh, God...
是他 It is him.
肯是对的 Ken was right.
因为我把他送过来的时候 It's because he had that stroke
他发了一次中风 when I brought him here.
这都是我的错 This is all my fault.
为什么错的总是我 Why am I always wrong?
我只是... I just...
我就想对一次 I want to be right for once.
这一切都太复杂了 It's all so complicated.
等一下... Wait...
我是坏人吗 Am I the villain?
难道我是坏人 Am I, like, the bad guy,
但是太蠢了 自己都没有发现吗 but I'm just so stupid that I didn't even notice?
不只是你 弗里德金先生 It's not just you, Mr. Friedkin.
问题在于黑翼 The problem is Blackwing.
试图建造一个监狱 The attempts to build a cage
囚禁那些无法控制的人 around the utterly uncontainable
只会造成更多的杀戮 have only caused more bloodshed.
不要搞砸了 Don't blow this.
这次是你的机会 This is your chance
让事情走向正轨 to make things right.
我不能让你走 I can't let you go.
你才是问题所在 不是我 You're the problem, not me.
你真的相信吗 Do you really believe that?
更重要的是 弗里德金先生 What's more important, Mr. Friedkin,
是要掌管一切 being in charge,
还是做正确的事情呢 or doing the right thing?
这问题是在给我下套吗 Is this a trick question?
不是 No?
安全 Clear!
更多人来了 更多人来了 There's more coming, more coming!
没时间战斗了 There's no time for more fighting!
我们走 我们走 Let's go, let's go!
不 Oh no.
什么 怎么了 What? What's wrong?
入口不见了 The portal's gone.
- 那就... - 糟糕了 - Is that... - Bad.
那就非常糟糕了 That's very bad.
阿曼达 醒醒 Amanda, come on,
你没事的... you're okay...
发生什么了 What happened?
妹妹 Sis!
天哪 Oh, my god.
天哪 我好混乱 Man, I'm messed up.
我们需要重新打开入口 好吗 We need to reopen the portal, okay?
等等 那个拿着魔杖的邪恶巫婆怎么了 Wait, what happened to that evil bitch with the wand?
她死了吗 Is she dead?
没有 No.
来吧... Come on...
打开入口 Open the gate.
想个办法 Just find a way.
我来掩护你 I'll cover you.
掩护我 托德 她会杀了你的 Cover me? Todd, she'll kill you.
现在就开 不然我们都会死 Do it now, or we all die.
不... 不 No... No!
不 不 不 No, no, no, no!
怎么了 哪里错了 What is going on? What's wrong?
这里应该有个入口的 There is supposed to be a portal here!
不 肯定发生什么事情了 Oh, no, something must've happened.
我们得做点什么才行 Well, we have to do something!
德克·简特里死了 预言就结束了 Dirk Gently dies, and the prophecy is over!
是你 那个... You? The...
巴特的... 男人 Bart... guy?
德克 太糟糕了 Dirk, this is bad.
你们哪都不能去 You guys aren't going anywhere.
我是主管亚当斯 This is Supervisor Adams.
封锁这个房间 最高优先级 Lock this room down, Priority Ten!
现在 Now!
不 不 不 No, no, no!
腻个蠢狒狒 Nafraya stupid baboon!
阿曼达 现在打开入口 Amanda, open the portal now!
我不会让你破坏这一切的 I won't let you ruin this for me!
不... No...
肯 听我说 Ken, listen to me,
你不知道这里发生着什么 you have no idea what is going on here.
不要对我表现出优越感 斯弗拉德 Don't you condescend to me, Svlad,
你个花言巧语的怪人 you fast-talking freak.
你甚至都不知道自己的能力 You don't even understand your abilities.
你徘徊于失去控制的情况中 You wander through out-of-control situations
搞砸一切你接触的人和物 fumbling everything you touch!
但如果你留在这里 But if you're here now,
还有机会 there's a chance
这就是你本该待的地方 that this is where you're meant to stay,
如果我不牢牢 and I'll be damned
盯着现实世界 有调试功能的人 if I'm letting the debug function of reality
我就完蛋了 walk out on my watch!
那么... Then...
你不会杀我 you won't kill me.
不会 No.
但是... But...
增援部队很快就要来了 Reinforcements will be here soon.
整个黑翼都在控制之中 This facility is under control.
你 别动 You, don't move.
我和你是一边的 I'm on your side!
阿瓦特罗斯 Avaratos.
阿瓦特罗斯 Avaratos!
阿瓦特罗斯 Avaratos.
不... No...
我应该要走了 I think I must be going.
我的朋友们还在等我 My friends are waiting for me.
别动 Don't move.
我向天发誓 我会射你另一条腿的 I swear to God, I will shoot you in your other leg!
不 No.
你个蠢货 放下枪 You moron, drop that now.
你不能控制这一切 You can't control it.
一切都不是这样的 That's not how it works.
闭嘴 雨果 Shut up, Hugo.
你只能搞得更糟 无法弥补任何东西 You can only make it worse, you can't fix anything.
斯弗拉德 斯弗拉德 Svlad, Svlad!
我会开枪的 I will shoot you!
你开枪 我就开枪 You shoot him, and I shoot you!
托德 Todd?
让入口开着 Keep the portal open.
别动 Don't do it!
德克... Dirk...
去 Go.
立刻 Now!
别动 Don't move!
不 No!
再见 Bye bye, now.
托德 Todd?
特罗... Toro...
该起床了 Rise and shine.
托德 告诉我你没事 Todd, please tell me you're okay.
你是那个男孩 Are you The Boy?
我不记得你 I don't remember you.
你是好人 还是坏人 Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
好人 Good guy?
- 坏人 特别坏... - 坏蛋头子... - The bad guy! So bad... - The main bad guy...
坏人 最坏的那个 Bad guy! She's the worst!
我要把你撕成碎片 你个小... I'll rip you to pieces, you little piece of...
我们赢了吗 Did we win?
谁... 谁赢了 Who... who won?
德克 Dirk!
是他 It's him!
真的是他 It's actually him!
你做到了 什么 怎么做到的 You did it! What? How?
算是团队的力量吧 Bit of a team effort, really.
天哪 你的腿怎么了 Oh, my God, what happened to your leg?
等等 怎么... Wait a second, what happened to...
托德 我们先别问这个了 Todd, can we not right now?
那个男孩 That's The Boy.
弗朗西斯 我叫弗朗西斯 Francis. My name is Francis.
谢谢你带我回来 德克 Thanks for bringing me back, Dirk.
很抱歉 一切都太令人疑惑了 I'm sorry it was so confusing.
不 那... No, that's...
真的没事 That's quite all right.
我在昏睡的时候 It was hard for me to see things clearly
很难清晰地理解这一切 while I was in the big sleep.
我无法创造新东西 I couldn't make anything new,
无法改变任何事物 couldn't change anything.
我只知道 如果我来了这儿 I just knew if I could get here,
我就会醒过来 I would wake up.
抱歉 你的世界变得一团糟了 Sorry your world got so screwed up.
没关系 It's okay.
我能挽回一切 I can fix all this.
文迪摩尔会完美如新 Wendimoor will be perfect.
魔法师怎么样了 What about The Mage?
魔法师 The Mage!
天哪 我完全忘了他 Oh, my God, totally forgot about him!
我们得阻止他 我们... Oh, we need to stop him, we...
魔法师死了 The Mage is dead.
死了 Dead?
你们回去的朋友已经阻止了他 Your friends back home already stopped him.
谁能阻止一个有超能力的黑暗巫师 Who could possibly stop a super-powerful Dark Wizard?
- 法拉赫 - 法拉赫 - Farah. - Farah.
法拉赫 我早就知道了 Farah. I knew it before we said it.
但现在 她需要帮助 But now, she needs your help.
为什么 什么... Why? What...
我会送你们回去 并附上一件礼物 I'll send you back with a gift.
这会是我在旧世界制造的最后一件东西 It'll be the last thing I make in the old world.
谢谢你们的帮助 陌生人 Thank you for your help, stranger.
你们的朋友 无赖三人帮没事 Your friends, the Rowdy 3, are okay.
但他们应该会想要回 他们那辆特殊的车 But I suppose they'll want their special car back.
那我呢 What about me?
我在这儿还有东西要学 I still have things to learn here.
不 No.
你在另一个世界还有更重要的事情要做 You have big things to do in the other world.
天哪 Oh, God.
天哪 天哪 Oh, God, oh, God,
天哪 天哪 天哪 oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God...
法拉赫 Farah?
没事... 霍布斯 Okay... Hobbs!
你还活着吗 You alive?
我当然还活着 I'm definitely sort of alive...
蒂娜 Tina?
嗨 你好啊 Hey, man, whassup?
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
也许... Maybe...
有事 托德 not, Todd.
来 我会帮... Here, I'll help...
谁开的枪 Who shot you?
这一会儿可说不完 Oh, it was a whole thing.
听着 我很抱歉发生的一切 Listen, I'm so sorry about all of this.
因为我救了你 Are you apologizing to me
你在向我道歉吗 for me saving your life?
那可真是你的作风 That is so you.
抱歉 抱歉 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
你好 弗朗西斯 Hello, Francis.
很高兴见到你 It's nice to meet you.
谢谢你的帮助 莫娜 Thank you for your help, Mona.
没有你 我做不到 德克 I couldn't have done this without you, Dirk.
我能... Can I...
我能问问你... Can I ask you...
你知道... Do you know...
我是什么吗 what I am?
你知道... Do you know...
我的原由吗 why I am?
我知道的不多 I know a little.
我们应该是要帮助修复一些东西的 We're supposed to help fix things.
那就是我们 That's what all of us are.
工具... Tools...
用来修复破损的宇宙 to fix the broken universe.
现实世界有很多问题 There's problems in reality.
你应该去修复它们 You're supposed to repair them.
我们每个人都有不同的功能 Each of us has a different purpose.
你帮助人们找到他们的位置 You help people be where they should be.
那你呢 And you?
我应该创造事物 I was supposed to make things,
只不过后来我的梦引发了个麻烦 but then my dreams caused a problem
需要你来修复 that you had to fix.
我希望在另一个世界的生活 I wish my life in the other world
可以有所好转 had turned out better,
不过有些事 but I guess there are some things
你只能放手 you just have to let go.
你不得不创造自己的世界 You have to create your own world,
创造自己的家人 create your own family.
不过你应该早就懂得这些了 But I suppose you already know that,
对吧 德克 don't you, Dirk?
准备好回家了吗 Are you ready to go home?
我应该怎么处理你呢 Now, what should I do with you?
你好 Hello.
谢谢你处理了这些混蛋 Thank you for getting rid of all these jerks.
他们本应只有十个人 There were only supposed to be ten of them,
而不是一整支军队 not a whole army.
你就是那个男孩吗 Are you The Boy?
就是我 That's me.
你要修复这一切了吗 Well, are you gonna fix everything?
你会让一切变好吗 You gonna make it all better?
这些原本不会发生的 This was never meant to happen.
我招惹了苏西 博尔顿女士 I messed up with the Suzie Boreton lady,
然后更多人因此而死 and me messing up led to more people dying,
他们本不该死 people who weren't supposed to.
我无法战胜它 I can't beat it.
你可以留在这 You could stay here, you know.
我会修复一切 I'm gonna fix all this,
让这里变得更好 make it all better.
不 我不能 No, I can't.
我不能 我只会毁掉你的完美世界 I can't, I would just ruin your perfect world.
我原以为 我就像 I thought I was a leaf
随波逐流的一片树叶 in the stream of creation.
但我不是 But I'm not.
我身系提线 I'm on a wire.
只是个傀儡 I'm a puppet.
我甚至不算人类 I'm not even a person.
我只是件武器 I'm just a weapon.
将来 In time,
我希望你知道这不是真的 I hope you'll find that that's not true.
让我从这出去 Get me outta here.
好的 Okay.
你想去哪 Where do you want to go?
现在我明白了 Now I get it.
死了40个人 40 people dead,
世界上 a security breach
最安全的机构之一里的 at one of the most secure facilities
安全漏洞 in the world.
简直是灾难 This is a disaster.
灾难 A disaster?
真的吗 Really?
听着 See, now,
这只是角度问题 that's just a matter of perspective.
怎么说 How so?
最后 入侵被控制住了 Well, in the end, the intrusion was contained.
听着 我知道 Look, I know
在你看来 可能只是一片混乱 this might seem like a bunch of chaos to you,
但是我们关注的 but what we're looking at
是更宏大的事情 is something far more significant.
说明白些 Enlighten me.
制作这些武器和盔甲的金属 These weapons and armor are made of a metal
从未在地球上发现过 unlike anything found on planet Earth.
在博格斯伯格 In Bergsberg,
我们建立了一个长期研究基地 we have a permanent research installation set up
就在那栋农场房子里 从几何学角度来说 around a geometrically impossible pocket dimension
不可能存在的口袋空间周围 built into the farm house.
而我们拥有的 What we have here
是关于超自然的 is conclusive proof
确凿证据 of the supernatural.
这是人类史上最伟大的发现 This is the greatest discovery in human history.
吹得挺好 Nice spin.
现在呢 So, what now...
亚当斯主管 Supervisor Adams?
我的意思是 All I'm saying is,
从现在开始 from now on,
我要做的就是调养 I'm all about moderation.
被射两次真的是够了 Getting shot twice was enough.
愿望清单 达成 Bucket list, check!
不用要再经历那些了 No need to do that ever again.
嘿 我得告诉你 Hey, I gotta tell you,
这比每天开超速罚单强多了 it beats giving out speeding tickets every day.
霍布斯 你当时都变僵尸了 Hobbs, you got turned into a zombie.
嗯 我知道 Yeah. I know.
我现在还有点迷糊 I'm still hung over.
只是感觉 我好像错过了所有的精彩部分 I just feel like I missed all the good stuff.
精彩部分 Good stuff?
霍布斯 你知道当时你不在 Hobbs, do you know how much crazy crap
事情有多疯狂吗 I had to do without you?
都是一些 巫师 僵尸 There were witches and zombies
魔法师之类的... and wizards and shit...
那就是精彩部分啊... That's the good stuff...
那是我人生中... It was one of the top...
11个最疯狂的经历之一 11 craziest experiences of my life.
你干得不错 蒂娜 You did good, Tina.
谢谢 法拉赫 Thanks, Farah.
霍布斯... Hobbs...
别再对着我这么笑了 stop smiling at me like that.
我只是... 我早知道你会是个好警察 I just... I always knew you'd be a good cop.
总之 法拉赫 我今天早上看过了 Anyway, Farah, I looked this morning,
你不在FBI的头号 and, um, you are no longer
通缉名单里了 on the FBI's most wanted list.
而且 一些 Also, some, uh,
一些真的很阴森的人 some real spooky-type guys
在我们医院附近 came around our hospital rooms
执行秘密任务 我猜 with secrecy contracts, I guess?
我觉得他们是在附近转悠 I think they're trying to go around
给整件事善后 and clean this whole thing up.
是黑翼 It's Blackwing.
如果他们想抓你 Hey, if they wanted you,
早就抓了 对吧 they would've gotten you by now, right?
说得对 That's probably true.
我应该把这个还给你 I should probably give this back to you.
不 不 不 No. No, no, no, no.
不 你留着 No, you keep that.
联邦法规第8章第51节第91条明确规定 Hey, federal regulation 8.51.91 clearly states
在一系列重大危机过后 that after a period of crisis
所有警方财物应交由 all police property must be returned
一个平民代表来归还 来吧 by a deputized civilian. Come on.
不 No.
你留着它 You keep that.
新制服 New outfit.
这是秋季款吗 Is this the Fall look?
蒙大纳地区的节约 Thrifting in Montana
可比你想象的要好多了 is better than you'd expect.
看起来像模像样的 It's a thing.
你们都看起来很像回事 You guys are all doing a thing.
是啊 我在试着让他们 Yeah, I'm trying to get them
都穿灰色的衣服... to all to wear gray...
这有点像2000左右的奇怪风格 It's kind of like weirdly early 2000s?
这应该是代表着二元对立性 It's supposed to represent duality.
我知道的 No, I got that.
这没那么隐晦 That's not subtle.
那么... So...
现在做什么 What now?
回到正轨吗 Back to normal life?
是啊 Yeah.
我可能会找一个工作 Maybe I'll get a job.
我可以在餐厅当个女服务员 I could be a hostess at T.G.I.Fridays.
我觉得不行 Yeah, I didn't think so.
我在影像里 You know, I saw things,
看到了一些东西 in my visions.
有大事要发生了 Something big is coming.
现实的裂缝处正在瓦解 Reality is falling apart at the seams, dude.
德克这样的人还有很多 There's more people out there like Dirk.
必须有人赶在黑翼之前找到他们 Someone has to find them before Blackwing does.
是啊 但为什么你要做这件事呢 Yeah, but why does it have to be you?
是这条路选择了我 That's where the road is taking me.
我就像随波逐流的一片树叶 I'm a leaf on the stream of creation.
你也可以一起来 You could come too.
你们俩都可以 Both of you.
你的能力真的非常有帮助 德克 Your powers could be really helpful, Dirk.
是的 不过 这其实并不是... Oh, yes, well, that's not really...
不是这样的 我知道 How it works, right, yeah.
你们两个都有自己的事情要做 Well, you guys got your own thing to do.
估计就只有我们六个人了 I guess it's just the six of us.
六个 Six?
小腻物 A lil gits!
我早到了史 漂酿男孩 I fown fahoo, beautyboy.
给 Here.
真好 Nice.
表贝 我勇远耐你 Ahluya foheeva, Bibbit.
我忘记给你这个了 I, uh, forgot to give you this.
无赖三人帮很早在里奇利 the Rowdy 3 found it forever ago
就发现了这个 back at the Ridgely.
嘿... Hey...
祝你好运 Good luck.
托德 我爱你 I love you, Todd.
妹妹 我也爱你 I love you too, sis.
- 该上路了 - 走吧 孩子们 - Time to boogie. - Let's go, boys.
好了 All right.
那么... Wow, so...
彩虹怪 她看起来... the rainbow monster, she looked, uh...
托德 我不喜欢这种 Not really my thing, Todd.
你不觉得 You don't think
那个一直住在仙境山洞里的女孩来这儿会... that cave girl from fairy land staying here is going to...
以某种方式 和某些事产生联系 Eventually connect to something in some way
最后变成一个非常巨大的问题吗 that eventually becomes a simply enormous problem?
当然啊 托德 I mean, yes, Todd.
这显而易见 That's obvious.
如果未解决的事情会变成麻烦 If loose ends are gonna be a problem,
那我可能应该... I should probably...
这个... Oh! The...
你有把超级棒的枪 You got the awesome gun!
- 是吧 - 对啊 - Right? - Yeah!
我就知道带走它没问题的 You see, I knew I could get away with this one!
你还好吗 You okay?
知道吗 You know what?
感觉真的很好 I really am.
嘿 德克 Hey, Dirk.
你解决了这个案子 You solved the case.
这小菜一碟了 It was an easy one.
小事 An easy one!
去你的吧 Go screw yourself.
所有事都是有相对的 Well, everything is relative.
这是你的新口头禅吗 Oh, is that your new thing?
你觉得苏西 博尔顿会怎么样 What do you think happened to Suzie Boreton?
我没事 I'm okay.
我没事 I'm okay!
我的屁股... Ow, my hip...
别逼我用 超能力
有人吗 Hello?
别逼我用 超能力
有人吗 Hello?
别逼我用 超能力
不... Oh no...
不... No...
不 No!
不 不要 No! No!
你好 亲爱的 Hello, my love.
♪ Tired of sleeping on the sidewalk ♪
♪ Night till morning ♪
♪ Tired and waiting for the sunlight ♪
♪ When it comes it's still dark where I'm going ♪
♪ Don't ♪
♪ Don't punish me ♪
♪ For what I feel ♪
♪ Don't ♪
♪ Don't punish me ♪
♪ For what I feel ♪
♪ So I crawled out of the back door ♪
♪ Took off all these tight clothes ♪
♪ Jumped into the water ♪
♪ So I crawled out of the back door ♪
♪ Took off all these tight clothes ♪
♪ Jumped into the water ♪
♪ I jumped into the water... ♪
做到了 Did it.
♪ The water... ♪
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正如你所看到的 As you can see,
这个项目已经发生了 there have been a number of changes
很多变化 to the program.
你应该会发现它 比上次来时 I think you'll find it much more rewarding
更值得去做 than your last visit.
不过从个人角度来说 But on a personal level,
见到你我实在是太开心了 I'm just so extremely happy to see you.
是啊 见到你真好 肯 Yeah, it's good to see you too, Ken.
外面的世界实在是... The world out there is...
令人困扰 令人恼火 it's confusing and irritating,
我厌倦了 and I'm sick of it.
我完全理解你 Well, I can certainly relate to that.
我们会一起想出解决办法的 We're going to figure it all out together,
我保证 I promise.
嘿 Uh... well, hey,
你这么急着去哪里 where are you going in such a hurry?
你是什么 What are you,
现在在大企业了吗 are you some big business now?
对 没错 Yes, actually I am.
巴特 一会儿再见 I'll see you soon, Bart.
我们应该会有很多乐子的 I think we're going to have a lot of fun.
肯 Ken?
我应该告诉你 I think I should tell you,
宇宙有一些... the universe is sort of...
让我觉得我现在该杀了你 making me feel like I should kill you now.
我预感那可能会发生的 I anticipated that might happen.
但是你不会的 But you won't,
对吗 will you?
我们要给宇宙带来秩序 We're going to bring order to the universe.
我要让所有事情 I'm going to bring everything
都在控制之中 under control.
所以在你的世界里 So in your world,
你把自己当作好人之一吗 do you see yourself as one of the good guys?
普里斯特先生 Mr. Priest,
在我的世界里 没有"好人" in my world, there are no "Good guys."
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