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第二季 第九集
问题棘手
德克·简特里 谢谢你 Thank you, Dirk Gently.
真是太感谢你了 I am so grateful to you.
翻译 Sherry
如果你不是这么愚蠢 If you weren't such an incredible moron,
我还真的有点难办呢 this might have been challenging for me.
翻译 土皮
翻译 Ada
一想到魔法师是如此害怕你 To think The Mage was scared of you.
真的吗 He was?
翻译 麓麓
你们只不过是无名小卒 You're nothing but small people,
众多妨碍我的小人物之一 just more small people standing in my way.
翻译 Marvin
翻译 明天是废话
今天不会再妨碍我了 Not today.
我会找到那个男孩 I get The Boy,
特效 卷卷
我会拿下文迪摩尔 I get Wendimoor,
这一次 and for once,
时间轴 椒椒 干儿狼
由我来了结 I get the last word,
因为 'cause...
特罗斯特族就要发动进攻了 The Trosts are headed to attack.
塞拉斯 你妈妈需要你 Silas, your mother needs you.
快去找她 阻止这一切 You get to her, and you stop this madness!
但是预言 那个男孩 But the prophecy, The Boy!
压制 Yatamisaki
没时间了 There is no time!
塞拉斯 我们会实现预言的 We'll fulfill the prophecy, Silas.
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你赶快回家 阻止这场恶战 否则就迟了 Go to your family. Stop the fight before it's too late.
校对 Yatamisaki
坏人 Uh... bad stuff!
总监 Yatamisaki
方块头来了 Boxheads! They're coming!
大家快走 Go, everyone!
我们需要水池 We need the pool.
我知道另一条路 I know another way.
我们走 Let's go!
伙伴们 Boys!
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快 Go!
韦伽尔 我不能留下你送死 I won't leave you to die, Wygar.
快走 Go!
韦伽尔 Wygar!
孩子 快走 Run, boy!
快走 Go!
拯救你的家族 Save your family!
不 不 不 No, no, no...
快走 Keep moving!
你个蠢货 You silly man.
来啊 站起来 Go on, get up!
你以为你在和谁对抗 Who do you think you're dealing with?
就凭你 想让我闭嘴 You think you can shut me up?
想得美 No!
没有人能够对我发号施令 Nobody tells me what to do!
不会再有了 Not anymore!
啊哇啦托斯 Avaratos!
快走 Come on!
好 Okay!
干得好 女王陛下 Oh, yes, my queen.
我们军队正向着 Our armies are entering the Valley
山谷迈进 at this very moment.
随时待命 We stand at the ready.
用不用去追他们 Shall we pursue them?
逃跑的那几个人 The ones that got away?
不用 No.
不用管他们 Forget about them.
他们没有魔法 也没有水池 They've got no magic, no pool,
不可能找到那个男孩 they'll never get to The Boy.
他们只是苍蝇罢了 They're just little flies,
在我耳边嗡嗡乱叫 buzzing around my head.
我一会儿再和他们玩玩 I'll have fun with them later.
先了结了最后一个家族 Have the last of the families killed.
我受够了 I'm sick of them.
是的 女王陛下 Of course, my queen.
这个世界现在是我的了 This is my world now.
将会由我主宰 I'm gonna fix everything.
好了 这是我们的目标 All righty. This is our target.
记住 保持冷静 Remember, stay calm.
拉弥亚本身并不凶残 Project Lamia isn't normally violent,
但一被激怒 会非常危险 but she is dangerous if provoked.
必须听从指挥再行动 Do not take action unless ordered.
老兄 它... 不见了 It's...gone, man!
它... The... The...
它不见了 老兄 thingie is gone, man!
冷静点 Stay calm!
放下枪 That's not calm.
你在哪 Where are you?
冷静点 好吗 Calm. Okay?
我们都不确定她在房间里 We don't even know that she's in this room.
是啊 但我们也不能确定 Yeah, but we don't know that she's, like,
她不在房间里 不是吗 not in this room either, right?
她可能变成别的什么东西了 Like, she could've already morphed into something!
听着 据我们所知 Look, for all we know,
莫娜·怀尔德只是一些分子 Mona Wilder is just a couple of molecules
能够改变她周围物质 that can modify the matter around her.
我听不懂 I don't understand that!
你开枪是打不死她的 You're not going to be able to shoot her,
所以... so just...
等等 Wait!
万一她变成了某个人了呢 What if she's already, like, transformed into somebody?
- 万一她已经从这栋大楼里逃了呢 - 我... - What if she's already loose in the facility? - I...
就是你 对吧 It's you, isn't it?
她变成了你 She's you.
等等 不对 你是莫娜 Or wait. No. You're Mona.
你根本没意识到 你就是莫娜 You're Mona, and you don't even know.
不 我是肯 No. No! I'm Ken!
以防万一 我必须射死你 I need to shoot you to be sure.
- 那样有用吗 - 不知道 - Why would that help? - I don't know.
我就是这么想的 所以不得不这么做 It's a thought I had, so I have to do it!
但是你... 等等 But you just... Wait, wait!
你的枪... Your gun...
你的枪 Your gun
还在枪套里 is still in the holster.
糟了 Oh, shit.
把武器放下 Stand... Stand down!
把武器放下 Stand down. Stand... Stand down...
把武器放下 Stand. Stand down.
你好 莫娜 Hi, Mona.
我是肯 I'm Ken.
我们还没见过面 We haven't met yet,
但我是来帮忙的 but I'm here to help.
我们之间肯定有个大误会 莫娜 I think there's been a big misunderstanding, Mona.
没有人想伤害你 Now, no one wants to hurt you.
绝对没有 No, no.
我知道你帮助德克逃了 I know that you helped Dirk escape
因为他是你的朋友 because he was... he was your friend.
我也想成为你的朋友 Well, I want to be your friend, too.
我认为德克现在有麻烦了 Look, I think Dirk is in trouble,
但没有你的帮助 我们无能为力 but we can't do anything without your help.
你能帮我们吗 莫娜 Can you help us, Mona?
你也不想伤害别人 You don't want to hurt anyone...
对吗 right?
你好 Hello?
嗨 Hi.
蒂娜 Tina?
嗯 Yeah.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
没有流血 It's not bleeding.
就是有灼烧感 It just burns.
他去哪了 Now, where'd he go?
他回警车旁了 He's back down by the car.
而且... And...
天哪 Oh, my God.
霍布斯 Hey, Hobbs!
- 你在干嘛... - 别喊了 - What are you... - Stop it!
没用的 It won't work.
他... He's...
他和鲍勃·博尔顿一样 也被施咒了 He's enchanted, like Bob Boreton.
我们现在怎么办 What do we do?
我们得下去 阻止他 We have to go down there and get him.
"阻止他" "Get him"?
不管他要做什么 都不是好事 Look, whatever he's doing, it's not good.
而且今年我可不想 And I am not losing two fights
再败一次了 in one year.
我们得有个计划 We need a plan.
计划 A plan.
你说得对 Right.
没错 Yes.
把那个混蛋抓起来 Let's arrest that son of a bitch.
嗯 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
我们是死定了 We're both gonna die.
好了 孩子们 All right, boys and girls,
现在是特殊情况 this is a special situation.
所有人放轻松 听我的指挥 Everybody just relax, follow my lead.
普里斯特呼叫指挥部 Priest to Command.
喂 最高指挥部 Hello, high Command.
有人在家吗 Anybody home?
普里斯特 这里是指挥部 Priest, this is Command.
等一下 Hold on, now.
是我的好朋友肯吗 Is that my friend Ken?
是的 普里斯特先生 Yes, it is, Mr. Priest.
这声音可真是悦耳啊 Well, isn't that music to my ears?
波罗的海和斯拉夫的女神 掌管自然的生死
你不是从"玛赞娜"手下 Aren't you the one who survived
幸存下来的人吗 alone with Project Marzanna?
没错 怎么了 That's me. Why?
好吧... Well...
我现在很需要你的专业意见 I am in need of your expertise at the moment.
糟了 Ho boy.
他们是什么人 战士吗 Who are these men? Are they warriors?
是黑翼 It's Blackwing.
待会场面可能会很糟糕 This could get ugly.
黑翼想要我跟他们走 They're gonna want me to come with them.
如果你不想去 If you don't want to go,
我不会让他们带你走的 then I shan't let them take you.
潘托 你不了解这些人 Panto, you don't know these guys.
他们很危险 会伤害别人 I mean, they're dangerous, they hurt people.
谢谢你为我担心 巴特 I appreciate your concern, Bartine,
但我是文迪摩尔最好的剑士 but I am the greatest swordsman in all of Wendimoor.
我觉得我会没事的 I suspect I'll be all right.
那好吧 Yeah, okay.
所有人 把枪放下 Guns down, everybody.
丢到地上 Clips on the ground.
我们可不想造成连锁反应 We are not risking a chain reaction here.
你们的武器对她无效 Your weapons will not be useful.
只会让她不得不把我们杀光 They'll just give her a reason to kill us all.
就别冒这个险 Let's avoid that.
过得怎么样 巴特 How you doin', Bart?
你好 普里斯特先生 Hi, Mr. Priest.
你现在感觉不想杀人 You don't feel like killing anybody right now,
对吧 right?
不太想 No, not really.
我们只想到文迪摩尔 We just wanna go to Wendimoor
完成大团圆结局 for the big happy ending.
没问题 这位小伙伴是谁 Okay. Sure. Who's your buddy?
我真的只是个普通人 Verily, I'm a normal man,
来自这个世界 from this world,
和你一样 much like yourself.
好吧 Okay.
普里斯特 我们想进那个屋子 Priest, we're gonna wanna go into the house.
你要阻止我们吗 Are you gonna try to stop us?
当然不是 No, ma'am.
我不能强迫你 做你不想做的事 I can't make you do anything you don't want to do.
这我清楚 但是... I know that. But...
我这里有个人... there is somebody...
想向你打声招呼 who wants to say hi.
天哪 巴特 Oh, my God, Bart!
肯 嗨 Ken! Hi!
天哪 终于见到你了 Oh, my God. There you are!
你在这个小方块里吗 Hey, you're on some kind of little... square?
你是怎么进去的 How did you get in there?
你上电视了吗 Hey, are you on TV?
不 巴特 我在黑翼 No, Bart, I'm at Blackwing.
我没事 这只是视频 I'm okay. It's just a video.
对不起 我丢下你了 Hey, I'm sorry I left you.
当时子弹乱飞 There was all this shooting.
我不想让你受伤 I just... I didn't want you to get hurt.
现在一切都没事了 That's all okay now.
他们很照顾我 They're taking good care of me.
我怎么把你弄出来 Hey, how do I get you out of there?
好吧 事情是这样 巴特 Well, okay, that's the thing, Bart.
你不用 You don't have to.
不用吗 I don't?
不用 No.
但你可以过来 But what you could do is come in,
回来 back in.
什么 What?
为什么 Why?
黑翼太令人讨厌了 Blackwing is terrible.
是我这一生中待过 I mean, it's the most boring place
最无聊的地方 I've ever been to in my whole life.
不 现在不同了 No, it's different now.
我在这... I'm here...
是的 但我也不同了 Yeah, but I'm different, too.
我甚至都不杀人了 Hey, I don't even kill anybody anymore.
你刚刚才丢下了一个电锯 You just dropped a chainsaw.
不 我 我只是喜欢它 Oh, no, I... I just like it.
那就带着它 Well, bring it with you, then.
巴特 我想你了 I've missed you, Bart.
你应该和我们一起去 Hey, you should come with us!
你应该去文迪摩尔 You should come to Wendimoor!
我不能那么做 I can't do that.
来看我吧 巴特 Come and see me, Bart.
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend.
你得相信我 You have to trust me.
是的... Yeah...
是的 但潘托也是我的朋友 Yeah, but Panto is my friend, too.
这是潘托 This is Panto.
你该听肯的 You should listen to Ken.
他只是想帮助你 He's only trying to help you.
我也是 So am I.
我们一起经历了许多 对吗 We have been through a lot together, huh?
为什么你不回来呢 Why don't you come back in?
听着 我们甚至可以停下来 去吃点冰淇淋 Look, we can even stop and get some ice cream,
就像以前一样 just like old times.
你看 巴特 我也是你的朋友 See, Bart, I'm your friend, too.
不 我觉得你不是 No, I don't think you are.
潘托 走吧 Panto, come on.
巴特... Bart...
走吧 Come on.
肯 真的很抱歉 Hey, Ken, I'm really sorry,
但我要走了 but I'm gonna go.
好了 拜 'Kay, bye.
巴特... Bart...
不 不 不 No, no, no. Hey, hey.
巴特 等一下 Bart. Hold on a minute.
我不碰她 Unhand the lady.
对 Right.
你是对的 Right you are.
普里斯特 我今天不打算做的事情里 On the list of things I'm not doing today, Priest,
回黑翼差不多排名第一 going back to Blackwing is near the top.
好好想想 Think it over.
她说了 她不想回去 She said she doesn't want to go.
不用再说了 There's no more left to discuss.
现在靠边站 Now stand aside.
放下武器 等一下 Stand down! Hold on!
放下武器 Stand down!
怎么了 What is it?
发生什么了 What's happening?
放下武器 Stand down!
我们不想杀更多人了 We don't wanna kill any more people.
我们只想去文迪摩尔 过上永远幸福的日子 We just wanna go to Wendimoor for the happily ever after.
巴特 我不会让你去的 I'm not gonna let that happen, Bart.
潘托 Panto?
该死 Shit.
所有人都放下武器 Everybody stand down!
你确定不想来文迪摩尔吗 Are you sure you don't wanna come to Wendimoor?
巴特 听我说 Bart, listen to me!
好的 听着 肯 Okay, well, listen, Ken,
如果你改变主意了 告诉我 好吗 you let me know if you change your mind, okay?
巴特 Bart!
等一下 别走 Wait! Stop!
走吧 对不起 弄得一团糟 Come on. Sorry about the mess.
巴特 等一下 巴特 别走 等一下 Bart, wait! Bart! Stop! Wait!
则边 走这边 去宫垫的路 'Sway! Odere go, way from thepadenz.
等一下 宫殿里的那个水池 Wait. So, the pool in the throne room
能通向那张床吗 leads to the bed?
有可能 那张床通向那个水池 Possibly. The bed led to the pool.
鼓手从水池里把我们拉出来的 Drummer pulled us through a pool.
我有个湖 I got a lake.
难道宫殿里的水池和 Shouldn't the pool in the throne room
瓦塔蒂那的 运作方式不一样的吗 work the same way as Wakti's?
对极了 Absolutely.
我是说 可能 当然 也许 And by that I mean, possibly, sure. Maybe?
我们没法知道 We have no way of knowing that.
那辆车是怎么过来的 同一个水池吗 How'd that truck get through? Same pool?
我们真的不知道是怎么回事 We really have no idea how any of this works.
你要把需要的人从水池里 You gonna pull that guy you need
拉出来吗 through a pool?
鼓手有这个能力 Drummer's got the power.
等一下 阿曼达 你知道怎么做吗 Wait. Wait a second. Amanda, you know how to do this?
你说你需要瓦塔蒂的帮助 You said you needed Wakti's help.
我得试试 Well, I have to try.
德克 我需要通过水池 Dirk, do I have to reach through the pool
在黑翼里找到那个男孩吗 to find The Boy in Blackwing?
因为我不知道他在哪里 Because I don't know where he is in there.
好的 我们这么做 Okay, then let's do this.
如果你能让我和无赖三人帮进去 If you can get me and the Rowdy 3 in,
我们就像超级战斗士突击队 we'll be like a super action-boy strike team.
越狱 Jailbreak.
听着 我们等一下 Look, let's just take a beat here.
- 没有时间了 - 不能停 兄弟 - There's no time! - We can't, dude!
你要从入口去黑翼 找到那个男孩吗 You want to portal into Blackwing to get The Boy?
苏西 博尔顿正在毁灭这里的一切 Suzie Boreton is here destroying everything.
大军正在来袭 There's an army coming!
是的 其实是很多人 Yeah, that actually was kinda a lot of guys.
一大群人 Shitloads bigtime.
有一万一千人 我之前迅速地数过 There's 11,000 dudes. I counted real quick.
这太疯狂了 This is crazy!
我确实说过 我们得控制住 I know I said we needed to take control,
但如果这次 宇宙不站我们这边怎么办 but what if the universe is not on our side this time?
我们需要一个真正的计划 We need a real plan.
我们这么大老远跑来 Did we really come all this way
只是为了得到... just so we could all get...
天哪 God!
托德 Todd?
他是... Is he...?
你的病发作了吗 Are you having an attack?
对 Yeah.
给我药 My pills!
先生们 迟来的午餐 Late lunch, gentlemen?
不 等一下 No, hold up.
不要帮他 Don't help him.
什么 What?!
托德 听着 Todd, listen.
记住我说过 Remember how I said
在这里逆感症的效果不一样 pararibulitus works differently here?
感觉是一样的 Well, it feels the same.
我知道 先听我说 I know, but just listen to me.
你可以战胜它 利用这个能量 You can beat this. You can use the energy.
把伤害你的 Turn what's hurting you...
我腿上捆着带刺的铁丝 Barbed wire on my leg.
好 Right.
带刺的铁丝 你可以把它变成真的 Barbed wire. You can make the barbed wire real.
你可以把它从腿上摘下来 You can pull it off your leg,
这样就不会伤到你了 and it won't hurt you.
你要听我的 You just have to listen to me.
不要慌 Don't panic.
这是你的铁丝 是属于你的 It's your wire. It belongs to you.
这是你的痛觉 It's your pain.
我要吃药 I need my pills.
看着我 Hey, look at me!
能量是你的 恐惧是你的 The energy is yours, the fear is yours,
带刺的铁丝是你的 所以你要控制它们 the barbed wire is yours, so control them.
把自己和物理空间分离 Separate yourself from the physical space.
这是你拥有的 你来控制 You own this. You control this.
该死 Ooh, damn.
天哪 托德 你的腿上有带刺的铁丝 God, Todd, you've got barbed wire on your leg!
你能看见 You can see it?
干得漂亮 Nicely done.
真是见鬼 Holy shit.
你好... 莫娜 Hello... Mona.
我是弗里德金主管 My name's Supervisor Friedkin.
你的脖子怎么样了 How's your neck?
其实... 不怎么样 It's... bad, actually.
你真的弄疼我了 You really hurt me.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你吓到我了 You were scaring me.
就像现在这些人一样 Just like those men are scaring me now.
他们需要在这里 Well, they need to be here right now,
以防你 in case you, like,
变成一只熊什么的 turn into a bear or something.
我为什么要变成一只傻傻的小熊 Why would I turn into a silly little bear?
如果我想杀你 If I wanted to kill you,
我现在就会变成一艘航空母舰了 I'd just turn into an aircraft carrier right now,
然后这整个地方都会被毁掉 and this entire place would be destroyed.
请不要那样做 Please don't do that.
嗨 莫娜 Hi, Mona!
让座 谢谢 Chair, please.
- 起来 - 好的 - Get up. - Sure.
我能见德克吗 Can I see Dirk?
现在不行 Not right now.
他有麻烦了 He's in some trouble.
不 Oh, no.
麻烦不好 Trouble is bad.
没错 是不好 Yes, it is.
但是你能帮忙 But you can help.
我不想伤害任何人 I don't want to hurt anyone.
我只是个女演员 I'm just an actress.
一个全能女演员 I'm a holistic actress.
可以扮演任何角色 I can play any role.
你为什么要变成玩偶 Why were you the toy?
我可以变成任何东西 I can be anything.
船 A boat,
房子 or a house,
铲子 or a shovel,
云 or a cloud,
巴基斯坦老男人 or an old Pakistani man,
英国女王 or the Queen of England,
袋鼠... or a kangaroo...
但是我不知道我该变成什么 but I don't know what I am supposed to be.
你为什么要送走德克 Why did you send Dirk away?
我没有 I didn't do that.
我只是告诉他 那个声音说的话 I just told him what the voice said.
那个... The...
那个声音 The... The voice?
有一天 One day,
有一个声音 there was a voice.
有趣的缓慢的声音 A funny little snail voice.
那个声音说了什么 What did this voice say?
她说 She said
她需要德克帮她找到她的朋友 she needed Dirk to help find her friend,
一个男孩 a boy.
她说 如果我让她用我的眼睛 She said if I let her use my eyes,
她就可以把人们带到他们该去的地方 she could put people where they needed to be.
所以她能看见你看见的 So she saw what you saw.
是的 Yes.
这有帮助吗 Does that help?
我有帮到德克吗 Did I help Dirk?
有的 有的 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
非常有用 Very much.
我现在还要保持人的形态吗 Do I have to stay a person now?
再过一段时间 Only for a little while longer,
如果你不介意 if you don't mind.
好吧 Okay.
我想这挺好的 I guess that's all nice.
谢谢你 莫娜 Thank you, Mona.
你是个很好的朋友 You're a great friend.
潘托 看那个月亮 Panto! Look at that moon!
你看见这个月亮了吗 Have you seen this moon?
看见了 巴特 对我来说是个很正常的月亮 Yes, Bart. That's quite a normal moon to me.
伙计 Oh, buddy,
我开始觉得 I'm starting to think
你有点奇怪了 知道吗 you're a little weird. You know that?
想象一下我在你们那个陌生的世界里 Imagine how I felt in your strange world,
看到又小又蠢的月亮是什么感受 with your dumb little moon looking all tiny.
是啊 现在想想 Yeah, I guess the moon is pretty stupid,
那月亮是挺蠢的 now that I think about it.
嘿 潘托 Hey, Panto?
我想走这边 我们能走这边吗 I wanna go this way. Can we go this way?
可是 巴特 我家在这边 But, Bart, my home is this way.
拜托 求你了 我们就... Please, I beg of you, let's just...
潘托 Panto?
塞拉斯 Silas!
我的爱人 My love!
你回来了 You've returned.
我找到了德克·简特里 And I've found Dirk Gently.
我也找到了德克·简特里 I found Dirk Gently.
他在这里吗 Is he here?
是的 Yes.
是的 但是魔法师的学徒也在 Yes, but so is The Mage's apprentice.
她已经控制了魔法师的部下 She's taken control of his men.
这可不妙 Wow, that's bad.
你好 Hello?
你好 Hi.
你是塞拉斯 对吧 You're Silas, right?
我听说过你 你妈妈是个混蛋 I heard about you. Your mom's an asshole.
塞拉斯 这是巴特 Silas, this is Bartine,
一个精致的人 也是一个很好的朋友 an exquisite creature and a wonderful friend.
很高兴见到你 Delighted to meet you,
但我们必须赶去见我母亲 but we must hurry to my mother
求她不要发动进攻 and beg her to lay down her arms.
情况变得更糟了 Things have gotten worse,
糟糕到你无法想象 worse than you can ever imagine.
这就是我一开始想走的路 Hey, that's the way I wanted to go in the first place.
我找到那个男孩了 I found The Boy.
那些蠢蛋告诉了我他在哪 Those idiots told me exactly where he was.
文迪摩尔是我的了 Wendimoor is mine,
除了一个小小的线头 except for one tiny little thread.
你去我的世界 You will travel to my world
剪断它 and cut it!
我们怎么找到那个男孩 How will we find The Boy?
应该不会太难 Shouldn't be too hard.
只要从这里穿过去 Just go through here
杀死你看到的每个人 and kill everyone you see!
肯 嘿 我有一点... Ken, hey, I think I'm a little...
我不明白 怎么回事 I'm confused. What's going on?
"摩洛神"就是一个现实的编写者 好吗 Project Moloch is a reality editor, all right?
他可以仅凭思想 凭空创造 He can create things, completely new things,
全新的东西 好吗 from nothing but his mind, all right?
就好像隐藏在博格斯伯格 卡德纳斯农场里的 Like the crazy funhouse hidden inside the Cardenas farm
疯狂奇幻屋 in Bergsberg.
文件显示 The file said
他计划创造一个比那大得多的世界 that he had plans on building a much bigger world than that,
叫做文迪摩尔 called Wendimoor,
就像是一个童话大陆 like a fairy-tale land.
我猜 他已经创造完成 I'm guessing he actually pulled it off,
并因此昏迷 and that's what put him in the coma.
懂了吗 You with me?
是的 Yes.
他两个月前的中风 When he had his stroke two months ago,
一定弱化了这两个世界之间界限 it must have caused some kind of thinning between worlds,
另一个世界的某个个体 and an entity from the other side,
也就是那个"声音" this "voice,"
越过边界 并找到了莫娜 poked through and found Mona.
等等 他们为什么要找德克 But wait. Why are they looking for Dirk?
为了以某种形式帮助他们 To help them somehow.
现在重要的是 What matters now
我们要封锁整个大楼 在... is that we lock down this entire facility before...
你一直表现得像你是主管的 You keep acting like you're in charge now.
没时间讨论这个了 We don't have time for this.
不 我只是想确认 你明白 No, I just want to make sure that you understand
你只是在辅助我 that you are helping me.
我才是管事的 I'm in charge.
雨果 你给了我与你同等的权限 Hugo, you gave me the same clearance as you.
在这个计划里 我们平起平坐 We are equals within this program.
现在你也收回不了了 You can't take that away from me now.
我... I...
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean to do that.
等等 听着 Wait! Look!
听着 Listen!
我们必须掌控局面 We have to take control of this situation,
不然这整个行动都会受牵连 or this whole operation is going to be compromised!
等等 那是... Wait. That's...
我的狗 my dog.
骑士们来了 Knights are coming!
保护"摩洛神" Secure Project Moloch!
立刻 Now!
快 快 快 Move! Move! Move!
这边 我们走 This way! Let's go!
博格斯伯格警察局 Bergsberg Sheriff's Department!
举起手来 Put your hands up!
天哪 干得好 Golly gee, well done!
你们下来的时间... You got down here in...
创了记录 真的 record time, really.
我都不敢相信 I can't believe it.
你以为我不知道你在那 You think I didn't know you were there?
不 警察来了 Oh, no, it's the police!
伏击了我... Sneaking up on me...
女士们 Oh, ladies,
那真是一次非常有勇无谋的尝试 that's an incredibly foolhardy attempt at a...
这叫什么 伏击吗 what, an ambush?
简直滑稽 That's hilarious.
你们应该是需要个计划之类的 Well, I guess you needed some sort of plan,
但就这个 but this?
你总是令人失望 Well, you were always a disappointment,
不是吗 法拉赫·布莱克 weren't you, Farah Black?
你吓不到我 You don't scare me!
真希望你父亲此刻能看到你 If only your father could see you now.
他肯定会觉得很正常 不是吗 He'd hardly be surprised, would he?
一家全是英雄 Family full of heroes.
终归有人要掉链子 Someone had to drop the ball eventually.
我想他一直知道 那个人会是你 I suppose he always knew it would be you.
放下魔杖 Drop the wand!
别搞笑了 Don't be absurd.
想看点有趣的吗 Do you want to see something funny?
这根小木棍随拨了两下 Those little pokes with my needle
就让你们两个 appear to have put you
产生负面情绪了 女士们 into a rather negative state of mind, ladies.
我们怎么办 怎么办 怎么办 What do we do, what do we do, what do we do?
我能让你们两个立刻自相残杀 Now, I could just have you kill each other right now,
或者... or...
我们可以尝试再多玩玩 we could try something with a little more mischief.
霍布斯 Hobbs!
霍布斯 是我 Hobbs, it's me!
我是蒂娜 It's Tina!
保持冷静 Stay calm.
你在让他做什么 What are you making him do?
他在帮我完成一个小工程 Well, he's helping me with a little project.
我们准备把这辆车 You see, we're going to take this car,
装满炸药 fill it full of explosives,
然后霍布斯先生将驱车前往 and then Mr. Hobbs is going to drive it
那幢可以通往文迪摩尔的 into that silly old house
愚蠢的老房子 with the gateway to Wendimoor.
然后"嘭" And pwoosh!
把它炸成渣渣 Blow it to bits.
一堆燃烧的小渣渣 房子 车库 所有的一切 Lots of burny little bits. House, barn, all of it.
再也去不了那片被诅咒的大陆了 No more road to that cursed land,
对我来说 一个全新的开始 and a fresh new start for me.
霍布斯先生 Mr. Hobbs!
掏枪 瞄准她们 Take out your gun and aim it at them.
夏洛克 不要 Sherlock, don't!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
霍布斯 Hobbs?
听我说 Listen to me.
我们是你的朋友 We're your friends.
这才是我真正享受的游戏 Now, this is the kind of game I really enjoy!
我从不想做一个征服者 I was never meant to be a conqueror,
接管世界 taking over the world.
我更喜欢亲自下手 I much prefer to hurt people in person,
而不是派支军队 烧掉个村子 not send an army in to burn down a village.
那有什么乐趣 Where's the fun in that?
- 霍布斯... - 这太 - Hobbs... - It's so...
没有人情味了 impersonal.
但是这样... But this...
简直太有意思了 it's fun-tastic!
霍布斯 开枪打她们 Shoot them, Hobbs.
不 不 不 不要 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
天哪 法拉赫 抱歉 Oh, God. Farah, I'm sorry!
文迪摩尔没有人能打败我 No one in Wendimoor can defeat me!
你不在文迪摩尔 You're not in Wendimoor!
到底发什么了什么 What the heck happened?
父亲 快住手 Father, stop!
天哪 这里发生了什么 My God, what's happened here?
母亲 Mother!
父亲... Father...
塞拉斯 Silas!
潘托 你还活着 Panto. You're alive.
父亲 你们做了什么 What have you done, Father?
我们深爱的家乡到底发生了什么 What has become of our beloved homeland?
我们被诅咒了 我的孩子 We are doomed, my boy.
即便经历了如此多的伤亡 Even after all this death,
我们还是能拯救炉边山谷的 we can still save the Valley of Inglenook.
求你们了 父亲 弗丽嘉夫人 Please, Father, Lady Frija,
我们必须挽救一些东西 we must salvage something.
塞拉斯 怎么... Silas, how...?
母亲... Mother...
我爱上他了 I'm in love with him.
是真的吗 Is it true?
是的 父亲 It is, Father.
如果这片大陆还会有一点点的希望 If there is to be any hope for a future in this land,
你们必须醒悟 阻止这一切 you must wake up and stop this.
求你们了 Please.
我们不能承受更多的伤害了 We cannot bear more destruction.
死了那么多的人... So many have died...
他们不会白白牺牲的 Their sacrifice does not have to be in vain.
如果我们共同 We can honor them yet
拯救了炉边山谷 就能向他们表示敬意 if we work together to save Inglenook.
看到了吗 You see?
一切最后都会解决好的 Everything is gonna work out great.
他们都自相残杀了 Ha ha! They all killed each other!
没有人让我们杀了 There's no one left for us to kill!
不过... But...
塞拉斯 Silas!
潘托 Panto?
潘托 潘托 Panto. Panto?
呐里 呐里 Odere! Odere!
呐 Dere!
好吧... Okay...
好 Okay.
你能搞定吗 老大 You got this, boss?
当然 Sure.
是的 Yeah.
为什么不行 可以的 Why not? Yeah, mm-hmm.
当然 Sure.
我们需要做什么 What do you want us to do?
退后 Just step back.
她真的可以做到 She can really do that.
是啊 她可以 Yes, she can.
这太不可思议了 你还好吗 That was incredible. Are you okay?
还好 Yeah.
嗯 我只是... Yeah, I just...
我没法让它一直开着 I can't keep it open.
你... 你需要什么 What... What do you need?
我一个人办不到 It's too much by myself.
没有瓦塔蒂 我做不到 I haven't done it without Wakti.
要是能多和她呆一段时间就好了 I needed more time with her.
我也许能把你送过去 德克 I could maybe get you there, Dirk,
去了就回不来了 like, one way?
但你就会被困住 But then you'd be stuck,
我也不确定能不能把你带回来 and I don't know if I could get you back.
这... 感觉不太妙 That seems... not great.
- 大伙们 - 那个吕的 那个吕的 - You guys? - Ledee! Ledee!
等等 托德 Wait, Todd!
你能帮我 You can help me.
什么 不行 我做不到 What? No, I can't do that.
我不像你 I'm not like you.
对 你是不像我 No, you're not.
但是... But...
你可以用你的能量 you can maybe use your energy,
就能帮我让这个入口一直开着了 and it would help me keep the portal open?
你只要试试 You just have to try.
各位 彩虹怪在告诉我们 Guys, rainbow monster's trying to tell us
要发生糟糕的事情了 something bad's coming!
坏吕人耐了 Bad sheps ledee!
苏西 Suzie.
好 就这样 就... Okay, yes, just...
你说了算 就... whatever you say. Just...
我会做的 来吧 I'll do it, I'm in.
我们去拖住那个巫婆 We'll slow that witch down.
孩子们 我现在只想摇滚起来 Boys? I got nothin' but rocks in here!
没人能让我害怕笑声 No one makes me scared of laughter!
等等 Wait!
我和德克需要无赖三人帮和我们一起去 Dirk and I need the Rowdy 3 to come through with us.
你没法既让入口开着 You can't help me keep the portal open
又同时穿过它 and go through.
该死 但是那... Shit, but then...
这... 没事的 It's... It's all right.
我可以一个人完成 I'll do it alone.
你真的想一个人回黑翼去 You seriously want to go back to Blackwing by yourself?
"想"这个词可能有点过了 托德 不过... "Want" may be a strong word, Todd, but...
你要去哪里 德克·简特里 Where are you going, Dirk Gently?
"想"确实用得有点过了 "Want" truly is a strong word,
但此时此刻 我的脑子 and yet no other more perspicuous appellations
有些迟钝 are currently traveling to my mind
- 找不到更明了的词... - 他还好吗 - with any degree of alacrity... - Is he okay?
来让我精准地表达... to allow me to concisely articulate...
德克 别... 再说了 Dirk, stop with the... words.
别拖延了 你能做到的 Don't spin out. You can do this.
好 Okay.
这里简直太诡异了 There's a lotta weird in here!
那么 我会发病吗 So, I'm gonna have an attack?
对 Yeah.
应该是一次激烈且缓慢的发作 Probably a bad, slow one?
对 Yup.
好 来吧 Perfect. I'm in.
就... 告诉我该怎么做 Just... tell me what to do.
不管发生什么 都把手放在里面 Keep your hands in, no matter what.
德克 Dirk?
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
好了 Yes.
我能做到的 I can do this.
不要慌 Don't panic.
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