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你卖了农场 You sold the farm?
你没有权利 You had no right!
我受够了让你毁了我的生活 I'm done letting you ruin my life!
还没说完 回来 We're not done here! Come back!
我和孩子们会留下 The boys and I will stay here.
你就该去死 You should go to hell!
不 No!
你要干什么 What are you doing?
把电话给我 Give me the phone!
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对不起 I'm sorry.
妈妈 Mom!
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第二季 第八集
小家伙黑头发
翻译 Yatamisaki
翻译 土皮
这栋房子里头 What we have here in the house
翻译 Ada
有一个口袋时空 is a pocket dimension,
在楼上的卧室里有一个入口 a geometrically impossible duplicate of the house
翻译 麓麓
进去就能到一栋从几何学上 that is accessed through a portal
翻译 Marvin
无法复制的屋子 in the upstairs bedroom.
好吧 一个口袋时空 Right, a pocket dimension, um,
那就是一个很小的 and that is a small...
特效 卷卷
时空... dimension...
时间轴 椒椒 干儿狼
我能和肯说话吗 Can I talk to Ken?
时空的入口和文件中的一致 Dimensional gateways are in line with the file.
压制 Yatamisaki
你得小心点 可能很危险 You should be careful, it could be dangerous.
校对 Yatamisaki
总监 Yatamisaki
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我应该会没问题 Oh, I think I'll be okay.
我追捕布罗茨曼或者"伊卡洛斯"的时候 I have not had any luck tracking down Brotzman
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真是不走运 or Project Icarus.
屋子里 应该还有 I think there's another portal
另一个入口 in the house,
但我们还没找到 but we haven't figured it out yet.
找到法拉赫·布莱克了吗 Any sign of Farah Black?
没有 她溜了 但... No, she slipped away, but...
我觉得她走不远 I don't think she's going very far.
好吧 处处留意 Okay, keep your eyes open,
封锁整个县 and lock down the entire county.
我们快到一个转折点了 We're reaching an inflection point,
某种交合可能要发生了 and some kind of convergence is probably coming soon.
肯 你思想真肮脏 Oh, Ken, you have a dirty mind.
我会的 I will do.
谢谢 普里斯特 Thanks, Priest.
保持... 联系 Keep me... posted.
或者... 别了 Or... don't.
那家伙在说什么 What are you guys talking about,
时空吗 dimensions?
就像那栋房子里有一个隐藏的世界 Like a hidden world inside the house.
在六十年代旧黑翼的 There were references to something like it
老文件里 in the old file
有这方面的记载 from the original Blackwing in the '60s.
在政府从"回形针"中 Now, they never followed up
撤走资金以后 after the government pulled funding
这些计划就烂尾了 from Project Paperclip,
并且取消了所有绝密计划 and canceled all of the top-secret programs.
那时候有人掉了球 Somebody dropped the ball back then,
而五十年后 and 50 years later,
看起来因为一个断球 在半场内 looks like a touchdown on the half court
就要触地得分了 for an interception.
我不打球 I don't play sports.
什么意思 What does any of that mean?
"回形针" "Project Paperclip"?
你得看看文件... You have got to read the files, man...
别再让我 Stop telling me
去看文件了 to read!
- 你能冷静点吗 - 不 - Can you chill? - No!
不 这... No, this is...
一个正常人怎么能 There is no way for a normal person
理解入口 to understand portals!
七个人从这里 Seven people have disappeared,
消失了 from here, okay?
就在我们眼皮底下消失了 They just vanished from right under our noses,
还有一个消失了两次 one of them twice,
我非常确认 and I know for sure
在我的保护下 我的地下 that there are no stupid pockets
在政府企业 in my, like, secure,
不会有什么 like, underground,
愚蠢的口袋 like, government facility!
- 你发完火了吗 - 是的 - Are you done? - Yes!
没有 No!
也许我不知道 Maybe, I don't know.
你们一直在说转折点 You guys are, like, talking about inflection points,
和交合 and convergence,
我都不知道什么意思 and I don't know what any of that means!
你对"拉弥亚"了解多少 What do you know about Project Lamia?
希腊神化中人首蛇身的女怪
别开枪 别开枪 Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
我有武器 我是个警察 I'm armed! I'm a police officer!
蒂娜 Tina?
是我 法拉赫 It's me! It's Farah!
放下枪 Gun down?
拜托 Please?
你去哪了 Where have you been?
我遇到了麻烦 I ran into a little trouble,
但我会告诉你的 but I'll tell you about it.
好吗 Okay?
如果你放下枪 If you put the gun down.
苏西 博尔顿是魔法师 Suzie Boreton was magic.
她就像... She was like...
她就像个女巫 She was... she was like a witch.
她用一个棍子 射出了各种杀人的形状 She shot flying guillotine shapes out of a stick!
- 你看到了 对吗 - 没错 - You saw that, right? - I did.
怎么会那样 How? How did that happen?
好的 我们把枪放下 Okay, let's... let's put the gun down.
抱歉 Sorry.
一切都不对头了 法拉赫 Everything is going nuts, Farah.
囚犯不见了 The prisoners are gone.
跑了 他们越狱了 Like, gone! Like, they broke out!
电话 没用 Cell phone, not working.
网络 没用 Internet, no.
我每次听警方的无线电 Every time I listen to the police radio,
只有政府的紧急事件播报... it's just government broadcast emergency shit...
慢点 Slow down...
好吗 Okay?
你现在很亢奋... You're very heightened right now...
那个剪刀什么的 The scissor sword thingie
从证物室消失了 is missing from the evidence locker,
还有那个杀人狂 and the chainsaw too!
还有可怕的家伙 And there were dudes, scary dudes,
可怕的军人去了医院 scary military dudes at the hospital!
好了 放松 Okay, relax.
呼吸 Breathe.
好吧 Okay.
那是黑翼 That was Blackwing.
我不在乎他是谁 I don't care who that was!
我们得离开这儿 We gotta get outta here...
他们不会让我们走 They won't let us leave!
托德和德克不见了 Todd and Dirk are gone.
他们应该是去了文迪摩尔 I think they went to Wendimoor.
那就意味着... That means we...
我们得阻止苏西· 博尔顿 have to stop Suzie Boreton.
我们要去她家 We're going to go to her house,
然后 and...
逮捕她 we're going to arrest her.
你看了她做的一切 对吧 You saw all the crap she did, right?
她是个女巫 She's a witch.
我们怎么对抗得了啊 What are we gonna do against that?
没有那支魔杖 Without that wand,
她就是个普通人 she's just a human being.
我知道 这要花大量的火力 I know, it's gonna take a lot of firepower,
但我们应该能让她缴械... but I think we can disarm her...
缴械 Disarm her!
你疯了 You're crazy!
法拉赫 Farah...?
霍布斯去哪了 Where's Hobbs?
这本来就是个玩笑 This was all a joke, man.
我之所以帮忙做这份工作 I just took this job as a favor
就是为了能多和他玩玩 so I could hang out with him.
他是我最好的朋友 He's my best friend.
我都不该出现在这里 I'm not supposed to be here!
我们得叫别人来 或者别的东西 We have to call someone, or... or something.
现在的情况太危险了 I mean, this is... this is dangerous!
谁来保护其他人 谁来帮助他们 Who's going to protect people? Who... who's going to help people?
- 我们必须得报警 - 蒂娜 - We have to call the police... - Tina!
我们就是警察 We are the police.
找到啦 Gotcha!
窝的老袋撞疼了 蠢狒狒 Oo ankmahead urtie, oo stupid Baboon!
我只能这么说 I'll give you this,
你真的是锲而不舍 you're very determined!
凯勒姆的卡车 A Kellum truck?
待会再想这个了 Sort that one out later.
阿曼达 Amanda!
阿曼达 嘿... Amanda, hey...
我们在哪 Where are we?
某个小镇里 Some kind of town.
我们到这里之前你就昏过去了 You passed out just before we got here.
我觉得让你休息会好一点 I thought it was better to let you sleep.
搞什么 你现在跟我闹冷战 Seriously? You're giving me the silent treatment?
我知道你很生气 I know you're upset,
我很抱歉 and I'm sorry.
真的很对不起你 Really, I am.
很抱歉你的... I'm sorry that your...
瓦子被杀死了 that Wonzi was killed.
是瓦塔蒂 Wakti.
她名字是瓦塔蒂 Her name was Wakti.
法森也死了 And Farson died too,
还有其他二十来人 along with like 20 other people,
在我们眼前被杀 right in front of us.
我是不知道你经历过什么 I don't know what you've been doing,
但我从没亲眼目睹过死人 but I've never seen anyone die before.
我真希望你没过来这边 I really just want you to not be here.
我听到电话里 你喊救命之后 After I heard you scream on the phone,
我所做的一切 everything I've done,
这一切 everything,
都是为了救你 has been to try to rescue you.
我不知道当时怎么打给你了 I don't know why I called you.
我当时慌了 抱歉打给你了 I was panicking. I'm sorry I did that.
我不是想让你来负责 I didn't mean to make me your responsibility.
你是我妹妹 You're my sister.
然后呢 And?
怎么 你以为你找到了我 I mean, what, you thought that you finding me
之前的一切都了了吗 would somehow make everything fine?
我们的事可没完 We are still not okay,
现在我们在这个平行宇宙里 and now we've been captured by cartoon people
被一些卡通人物抓住了 in an alternate dimension.
事情就不同了吗 What do you think has changed?
我得了逆感症 I have pararibulitis.
什么 What?
那天你打电话给我之后 我就发病了 I got my first attack the day you called for help,
到现在一直还是这样 and it's been happening ever since.
你这次是真的吗 Are you for real right now?
我把它当作一个讯息 I took it like a message.
它提醒我 It... it meant that I...
无论如何 我都不能放弃 I couldn't give up, no matter what.
我只想挽回我们的关系 I just wanted to make things right with you.
我以为我找到德克 I thought if I found Dirk,
我找到你 and I found you,
那一切就会... then everything would...
我甚至都不知道 I don't even know,
迎刃而解 work out?
回归正常生活 Get normal life back.
有什么好笑的 Why is that so funny?
看看你现在在哪 Look at where you are.
你不是说你穿过一张床过来的 Didn't you say you came here through a bed?
你朝那些家伙乱吼乱叫 I mean, like, you were ranting at those guys a lot,
但我很肯定你提到了 "飞行的车" but I'm pretty sure I heard you say "flying car,"
"紫色食人兽" 还有"友爱咒" "purple people eater," and "love spell."
怎么... What...
你想回到酒店干活吗 do you want to go back to working at the hotel?
托德 你的正常生活已经结束了 Todd, your normal life is over.
为什么来这里 Why are we here?
这里是基地最安全的地方 This is the only safe room in the facility.
好吧... Okay, so...
"拉弥亚"是一个人 Project Lamia is a person,
或是个实体 or an entity,
名叫莫娜·怀尔德 called Mona Wilder.
她的物理存在形式不恒定 且多变 She's a variable physical non-constant.
类似... Like a...
变形怪 a shape-shifter.
没错 Yes.
但不准确 But no.
她可以变成任何事物 It's more like she can become anything,
一旦她变形了 but once she changes,
她会忘记原来是什么样子 she begins to forget who she was originally,
需要一点的外力才能恢复记忆 and it takes a bit of a nudge to bring her back.
她更喜欢变成无生命体 She's... most comfortable as inanimate objects.
当初她被带进来时 When they brought her in,
她变成椅子 持续了六年 she'd been a chair for six years.
你是说... Are you saying...
好吧... Okay...
你想说什么 what are you saying?
看看这个 Watch this.
就是这里 看到了吗 There it is. See it?
这录像来自德克·简特里消失的那个晚上 This is from the same night Dirk Gently disappeared.
这个玩具和德克接触之后 眼睛的颜色变了 That toy's eye color changed when it interacted with Dirk.
又一次 And again,
眼睛颜色又变了 eye color changes,
就在阿曼达·布罗茨曼和"梦魇"四人消失之前 right before Amanda Brotzman and Incubus 4 vanished.
你觉得莫娜就是那个玩具 You think Mona is the doll.
对 Yes.
太好了 Yeah!
好的 Okay.
书上说 The book says
掌控这个水池 王国 control the pool, the kingdom,
整个世界 都将属于我 the whole world, will be mine.
你们这些蠢货 You stupid things,
告诉我怎么用 show me how it works.
行 Fine.
我自己来 I'll do it myself.
就像其他事一样 我自己来... Same way I do everything, I'll just do it myself...
真疼 Tingles.
谁在后面 Who's back there?
我能看到你 I can see you.
过来 帮我们一下 行吗 Now, come over here and give us a hand, will you?
您早上好 您好 Top o' the mornin' to you, Guvna.
我就是这里的一个普通人 I be being a normal man of this place 'ere.
大家伙喂 Ahoy, y'all!
hoopty frood出自《银河系漫游指南》
都午后了 聪明人 It's past noon, ya hoopty frood.
帮我们一下 行吗 做点有用的事 Give us a hand, will ya? Make yourself useful.
好吧 这看起来 挺正常的 朋友 Well, that look like a, uh, a normal thing to me, compadre.
我吃掉了窗户 你是我妈妈
对极了 Damn right.
今天有分尸好戏看了 Gonna be some good separations today.
喀嚓 Snip snap!
不介意我问的话 但是... Don't mind my asking, but, um...
这是用来干什么的 what's it for?
将一对疯巫婆 绳之以法 Bring justice to a pair of witchakookoos.
外国人 Foreign types,
特罗斯特族的奸细 Trost spies.
听说 Word is
他们是兄妹 they're brother and sister,
声称自己来自另一个世界 claim to be from another world.
在我看来 鬼话连篇 It's all farty butt-talk, if you ask me.
兄妹... Brother and sister...
"兄妹" "Brother and sister."
你们到底为谁效力 Who be ye the hand of?
特罗斯特族 The Trosts...
还是魔法师 or The Mage?
我们知道他俩正在合作 We know they are working together.
我跟你说了 我们不为任何人效力 I told you, we don't work for anybody.
那你们怎么和特罗斯特人在一起呢 How did ye come to work with the Trosts?
他们用的是什么可怕的武器 What were those terrible weapons they wielded?
潘托现在在哪 And where is Panto now?
我是在我的世界 遇见潘托的 I met Panto back in my world,
但我不知道 他现在在哪 but I have no idea where he is now.
而且根本谈不上认识他 And that hardly counts as knowing the guy,
或者任何... 粉色头发的人 or any of the... pink-haired people.
他们拿的那些东西 And those things that they were holding,
它们叫做"枪" they're called "guns."
它们来自我的世界 They're from our world.
你一直在说"你的世界" You keep saying "your world"
好像我们该相信似的 as though we're supposed to believe it.
你以为你是唯一一个 You think you're the only ones
很难相信 having a hard time
发生这一切的人吗 believing this is happening?
我也不想参加 I did not sign up
什么谋杀迷幻文艺复兴的噩梦 for some kind of murdery acid-trip ren-fair nightmare.
我们也感到很奇怪 This is weird for us too!
托德 Todd!
你是法森的妈妈 You're Farson's mom,
对吗 right?
节哀顺变 Yeah, I'm sorry for your loss.
我认识法森 I knew Farson.
他人很好 He was a great person,
但他发生的事 你搞错了 but you're wrong about what happened to him.
他没有被特罗斯特人绑架 He wasn't kidnapped by the Trosts.
法森告诉我 他离家出走 Farson told me he ran away from home
是因为两大家庭之间的纷争 because of all the fighting between the two families.
但他被那些该死的凯勒姆骑士抓住了 But he got captured by those asshole Kellum Knights,
他们散播谣言 说是特罗斯特的人 who then spread the rumor that it was the Trosts
绑架了他 who kidnapped him.
他们知道 那样会让你们生气 They knew that that would piss you guys off
转移你们在真正问题上的注意力 and distract you from the real problem.
他们的军队就要来了 Their army is coming here.
这是你的机会 来完成法森的心愿 This is your chance to do what Farson would've wanted.
和特罗斯特族人和解 Make peace with the Trosts,
可能我 和他 和德克·简特里 and maybe me, and him, and Dirk Gently
能帮助你拯救人民 在... can help you save your people before...
够了 Enough!
别再说谎了 No more lies.
他们说什么了 What did they say?
处决他俩 Execute them both.
博格斯伯格警局 Bergsberg Sheriff's department!
我们有武器 出来 We're armed, make yourself known!
鲍勃 你就坐在那里 ... you sit there, Bob,
腐烂... and rot...
时间和空间都不再是障碍了 Time and space are no longer obstacles.
我很强大... I'm powerful...
我很美丽 I am beautiful!
这是什么鬼东西啊 What kind of trippy crap is this?
你坐在那里 鲍勃 You sit there, Bob.
- 你就坐在那里腐烂 - 鲍勃 - You sit there and rot... - Bob?
嗨... Hey...
嗨 兄弟 你在吗 Hey, bud, you in there?
天哪 法拉赫 这些是大头针吗 Jesus, Farah, are those pins?
时间和空间都不再是障碍了 Time and space are no longer obstacles.
他怎么了 What is wrong with him?
现在我将成为女王 ... well, now I am going to be a queen!
- 法拉赫 - 统治一切的 - Farah? - A queen who
- 皇后 - 法拉赫... - rules all! - Farah...
电视没插电源 The TV's not plugged in.
关于魔法师的预言... ... prophecy of The Mage...
这样不好 这样不好... This is not good, this is not good...
你觉得他们不会真的要杀我们吧 You don't think they're actually gonna kill us, right?
等会... 别吞 Wait... Don't swallow it.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
听着 在这里 逆感症的效果不一样 Listen, pararibulitis works different here.
瓦塔蒂在教我 如何将发病转变成一种武器 Wakti was teaching me how to weaponize my attacks.
也许你也可以 Maybe you could do it too.
好吧 但我已经吞下去了 所以... Well, okay, but I swallowed it, so...
我要你现在打我 I want you to hit me right now.
什么 不 What? No!
什么... Ah! What the...
我已经非常习惯了 I have gotten too used to this.
我已经很擅长控制病发了 I'm too good at controlling my attacks.
打我 Hit me,
也许我们能引起一次发作 maybe we could trigger one,
然后我能利用它 带我们逃离这里 and I can use it to get us out of here.
好的 听着 我不会打你... Okay, look, I'm not going to hit you...
住手 Ow! Stop it!
不 No.
真的开始疼了 That's really starting to hurt now.
对不起... Oh. Oh, I'm sorry...
对不起 Ah, I'm so sorry.
没事 Nothing.
天哪 Ah! Jesus!
这就像... This is like...
- 奥兰多 - 奥兰多 - Orlando! - Orlando
我们在车里困了 差不多九个小时 We were in that car for, like, nine hours.
不敢相信 你还记得 I can't believe you remember that.
- 你还是个小宝宝... - 你总是这么说 - You were, like, a baby... - You always say that.
我当时都已经七岁了 I was, like, seven years old.
你知道什么是真的疯狂吗 You know what's really crazy?
什么 What?
好了 Okay.
我觉得这样行不通 I don't think this is gonna work.
她体力真是超神了 Her cardio has got to be legendary.
你的头发怎么成黑色了 Why is your hair black?
这算是种伪装 Oh, uh, it's, like, a disguise,
很蹩脚的伪装 a crappy disguise.
我和法拉赫逃了几个月 Farah and I were on the run for months.
你们之间有没有发生点什么 Did anything happen between you guys?
确实有 Yeah, actually.
什么 What?
怎么会 How?
你和她根本配不上啊 She is so out of your league.
你还和一群喝醉了的魔法流浪汉 Um, hey, you're the one who drove off in a van
开着货车走了呢 with a bunch of drunk magic homeless dudes.
什么 你以为... What, you think that...
不 绝对不是 No, absolutely not.
无赖三人帮是完全不一样的存在 The Rowdy 3, they're like a whole different type of thing.
我只是担心你 I was just worried about you.
你知道你伤害了我 对吧 You know you hurt me, right?
你曾是我的英雄 You were my hero.
我怎么才能找回以前的哥哥呢 How do I get my brother back?
我真的想让他回来 'Cause I want him back.
可我看着你 就好像... But I look at you, and, like...
我真的认识你吗 do I even know this person?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我在努力 I'm trying.
我们大约一小时后就要死了 所以... Well, we're gonna die in about an hour, so...
更努力一些 try harder.
坐在这里 鲍勃 ... you sit there, Bob.
天哪 Oh, God.
你就坐在这里... 腐烂 ... you sit there and... rot.
你觉得他是怎么回事 What do you think is wrong with him?
应该是被催眠了之类的 I think he's in some kind of trance.
我很美丽 I am beautiful!
我觉得 And I think
就是这个电视的原因 the TV is doing it to him.
我将成为女王 I am going to be a queen!
什么 就像什么神奇的... 电视 What, like, some kinda magical... TV?
好吧 好吧 是的 Okay, okay, yeah, sure.
帮我把他抬出去 Help me get him out of here.
好 抬 Okay, let's go.
你们好啊 女士们 Hello, ladies.
他能看见我们吗 Can he see us?
能 我的确可以 Yes, indeed I can.
幸运如我 Lucky me!
可惜的是 我已经在别的地方了 Unfortunately, I'm already elsewhere.
其实你们现在看到的 The face you see here
只是一个咒语 is just a spell, a curse, in fact.
如果你们很迷惑 我能理解 I understand if you're confused.
毕竟你们的世界里几乎没有魔法 There's so little magic in your world.
你就是魔法师 You're The Mage.
你给了苏西魔杖 You gave Suzie the wand.
我们这组合很厉害吧 My, aren't we a sharp knife?
有人一直很重视啊 Someone's been paying attention.
我们有话要和她说 We'd like to have a word with her.
你肯定有话说 Oh, I'm sure you would.
不巧 苏西已经到文迪摩尔去了 Unfortunately, Suzie has already gone to Wendimoor.
我已经想好了 那个世界再也不值得 I have decided that that world is no longer worthy
我去关注了 of my attention.
希望你们不介意我要走了 I hope you don't mind if I excuse myself.
其实 我也要带你们走 In fact, I'm going to excuse both of you, too.
杀了他们 鲍勃 Kill them, Bob.
- 我的天哪 - 杀了她们 鲍勃 - Oh, my God! - Kill them, Bob!
杀了她们 鲍勃 Kill them, Bob!
杀了她们 鲍勃 Kill them, Bob.
杀 杀 Kill! Kill!
杀 杀 杀 Kill! Kill! Kill!
都杀掉 Both of them.
杀 杀 杀 Kill! Kill! Kill!
博尔顿先生 我也不想非要杀了你不可... Mr.Boreton, I don't want to have to kill you...
杀了她们 鲍勃 Kill them, Bob!
杀了她们 鲍勃 Kill them, Bob.
杀 杀 杀 杀 Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
杀 杀 杀 Kill! Kill! Kill!
都杀掉... Both of them...
是那个时候的那个英国佬 It's that British guy from the thing the other time!
是你们 You?
你会讨厌你现在的形势的 You are gonna hate your situation!
离我远点 Get away from me!
这是什么 What is that?
听着 听着... Listen, listen...
听着... 别 不... Listen... Stop, no...
不... No...
我... I am...
我从来没有打过任何人 I have never hit anyone before,
而且... and...
我不知道现在该做什么了 Oh, I do not know what to do now.
还有你 小野兽 And... and to you, Beast,
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
我太粗鲁了 I have been rude.
我变成了一个暴力的... 年轻... 还算年轻的人 I have become a violent... young... or youngish, man...
我的脸在发烫 and my face feels very hot,
我的手可能骨折了 and my hand might actually be broken,
所以... and so...
别打我行吗 Don't hit me?
我们在找老大 We're looking for the boss?
小个子 黑头发 Little guy with black hair.
阿曼达 Amanda.
阿曼达被抓了 Amanda has been captured.
她和她哥哥都被抓了 She and her brother are captured,
他们就要被处死了 and they are going to be executed.
好吧 那我们要去把鼓手救出来了 Yeah, well, we'll have to get the drummer outta that
尽快 lickity-split.
好了 孩子们 我们去揍翻他们 All right, boys, let's go kick some ass.
去打他们个屁滚尿流 Ha ha! Let's go beat the crap outta everybody!
太棒了 我喜欢狠狠打... Yeah, I love beatin' up crap...
不 不 等等 听我说 No, no, wait, listen to me!
你们根本不知道他们在哪 You don't even know where they are.
那里人太多了 There are too many people
就你们几个去救阿曼达和托德根本不行 for you to try and rescue Amanda and Todd alone.
你们自己有危险 他们也有危险 You're risking their lives, and your own.
所以呢 So?
你有更好的想法吗 You got a better idea?
是啊 没错 我确实有 Yes. Yes, actually, I do.
我有一个计划 I have a plan.
很好 Good.
好吧 由这家伙负责了 Okay, this guy's in charge.
魔法师在哪 Where is The Mage?
魔法师... 在... 哪里 Where... is... The Mage?
你越来越大声了 Uh, you keep getting louder and louder,
这并没有改变他的答案 and it ain't changing his answer.
能让我试试吗 Can I try somethin'?
好了 Okay.
鲍勃 你认识我 对吧 Hey, Bob, you know me, right?
现在我们要做的是 Okay, so what we're gonna do is
我们现在来玩龙舌兰问答 好吗 we're gonna play tequila-talk, okay?
你知道那是什么意思吗 You know what that means?
意思就是 如果你想说"是" That means if you want to say "yes,"
你就发出些声音 you just make a noise,
如果想说"不是" 你就... and then to say "no," You just...
怎么样 Sound good?
你这样 是你的妻子干吗 Did your wife do this to you?
她是从文迪摩尔来的吗 Is she coming back from Wendimoor?
这是... Is that a... I mean...
不 不 不 有效 他在说"不是" No, no, no, it's working, that was a "no."
她不是从那来的 She's not coming back.
好的 魔法师还在这吗 Okay. Is The Mage still here?
好的 干得好 伙计 Oh, good. Good job, man.
好的 他在做什么 Okay, wh...what is he doing?
好的 鲍勃 Okay, Bob,
鲍勃 伙计 我真的 Bob, buddy, I really, really,
真的需要你的帮助 好吗 really need your help, okay?
警长失踪了 我们不能... The sheriff is missing, and we don't...
什么 你在肯定什么 What? What did you just say "yes" To?
你知道霍布斯在哪吗 Do you know where Hobbs is?
好的 Okay.
蒂娜... Tina...
好的... Okay...
鲍勃 看着我 Bob... look at me.
好的 你要记得那次酗酒和妨碍治安罪 Okay. I need you to remember that drunk and disorderly
我假装没看见 where I looked the other way.
我抓到斯科特嗑药了 I just caught Scott with weed,
我都没给他开罚单 I didn't even so much as write him a ticket.
我只是把药拿走了 I just took the drugs.
因为我是你的朋友 'Cause I'm a good friend.
好的 现在我需要你帮帮我了 Okay, I need you to do something for me now.
我需要你尽最大的努力 I need you to reach deep down inside
帮我做一件事 可以吗 伙计 and do one thing for me, okay, man?
我经历过这种情况 模模糊糊 Because I've been there. I have been so out of it
不知道是怎么回事 that I didn't know what was going on,
但我做到了 我挺过来了 but I did it, I reached through,
我表达出来了 I found words,
你也得这么做 拜托了 I need you to do the same, please.
霍布斯有麻烦了 他需要我们的帮助 Hobbs is in trouble, he needs our help.
他也是你的朋友 He's your friend too.
拜托 说出来 Please, just find the words.
你是... Are you...
拆... K...
四... wor..
苍... Eee...
采石场 Quarry?
你刚刚说的是"采石场"吗 Did you just say "quarry"?
霍布斯在采石场 Hobbs is at the quarry!
干得好 警官 Good work, officer!
嘿 托德 Hey, Todd?
我只是... I just...
我很害怕 I'm scared.
我也是 Me too.
女王来了 Here comes the queen!
炉边山谷的子民们 Good people of Inglenook!
你们在战争的阴影之下 You have lived under the dark cloud of war
活得太久了 for far too long.
但不要被愚弄 But do not be fooled!
对我们生命真正的威胁 The true threat to our lives
藏在野蛮的特罗斯特家族之中 lays with the uncivilized Trosts...
是的 Yes!
还有森林中与之合作的魔法生物 ... and those magical creatures they consort with in the woods.
但不要急躁... But do not fret...
混乱将于今日结束 the chaos ends today!
太好了 来吧 Hell, yeah! Come on!
愤怒吧 姜饼人 Let's rage, gingerbread!
我完全不知道现在是什么情况 I have no idea what's going on here!
留个影 我们是大英雄 Take a picture! We're big heroes!
看起来是搞破坏的好地方 兄弟们 Looks like a nice place to wreck, boys!
去 干掉他们 Go! Get them!
为这些麻烦道歉 Sorry for the inconvenience.
我的天哪 Oh, my god!
泥嚎 亲耐的 'Lo dere.
我就知道你会来 I knew you'd show up!
你知道吗 You did?
我觉得这是一种可能 I accepted it as a possibility, yeah.
太好了 Oh, good!
站住 Halt!
我命令你们投降 I order you to surrender.
塞拉斯 我们是你这边的 Silas, we're on your side!
你们对我的母亲下手 You put your hands on my mother!
我不容许此事 I won't let you do this.
我需要变得勇敢 I have to be brave.
不 No.
是我是一个... 不得不变得勇敢 It is I who am the... have to be being the brave one.
预备姿势 先生 En garde, sir!
我打到他屁股了 I got him on the butt!
不 不 不 No, no, no, no...
我刺到你手臂了 I got you on the arm!
你得放弃了 因为我刺到了你的... You have to give up now, because I got you on the...
- 见鬼 - 德克 - Shit! - Dirk!
德克 Dirk?
你是德克·简特里吗 Are you Dirk Gently?
你好 Hi.
塞拉斯 Silas!
快 Quickly!
伙计们 Boys!
小野兽 小野兽 Beast! Beast!
小野兽 小野兽 上来 Beast! Beast! Come on!
窝们有盆友 Wigofenz!
窝们有盆友 Wigofenz.
太好了 你醒了 Oh good, you're awake.
我听说你是潘托的男朋友 I've been informed you're Panto's boyfriend,
就像我一直说的 and as I always say,
潘托的任何一个男朋友 any boyfriend of Panto's
我都可能在另一个世界遇见 is someone I might meet in another dimension.
你真的是德克·简特里吗 Are you really Dirk Gently?
他真的是 He really is.
我真的真的是 I really, really just so am,
我只有一问题问你 塞拉斯 and I have just one question for you, Silas,
你们两个家族之间的争执 how long has the feud between your two families
持续多久了 been going on?
三代 Three generations,
从我们有史以来 since the beginning of time.
等等 是有史以来 Wait, since the beginning of time,
还是三代了 or three generations?
都是 Both.
因为这个地方 Because for this place,
三代以前就是有史以来 the beginning of time is three generations ago.
- 你破案了 - 天哪 我忘了告诉你 - You solved the case. - Oh, my god, I forgot to tell you,
我破案了 I solved the case. Ha!
我能说吗 May I?
- 请说吧 - 好的 - Yes, please. - Yeah, obviously.
1950年代的博格斯伯格镇 In the 1950s in the town of Bergsberg,
卡德纳斯一家 a family named the Cardenases,
生有一子 名叫阿诺德 with one son, Arnold,
他们在荒郊野岭 were shocked
发现了一艘船上有一个婴儿时 when they discovered a baby in a boat
十分震惊 in the middle of nowhere.
然后 出于仁慈 Then, out of the kindness of their heart,
他们收养了这个婴儿 they took in this baby boy,
但可能是坏消息 but bad call, arguably,
因为在我看来 这个婴儿表现得 because it turns out this baby had, stay with me,
有不太现实的超能力 godlike reality-warping powers
在他睡着时 就会激活那种能力 that activated whenever he fell asleep,
基本上就是他的梦会成真 basically his dreams would come true,
但都是噩梦 不是美梦 but in a bad, scary way, not a beautiful inspiring one.
这个男孩在博格斯伯格引起的怪事 All the weirdness The Boy was causing in Bergsberg
吸引了政府部门的注意 attracted the attention of a government agency,
黑翼的前身 the predecessor to Blackwing.
当然 这对卡德纳斯家来说压力很大 This, of course, was stressful for the Cardenases,
他们不知道怎么控制这个男孩的能力 who didn't know how to handle The Boy's powers,
两个人一直在争论 and were arguing with each other already
是否把这个农场 over whether or not to sell the farm
卖给凯勒姆公司 to the Kellum Corporation.
不敢相信 我都跟不上了 I can't believe I'm able to follow this.
凯勒姆... 魔法师的凯勒姆骑士团就是以此命名 Kellum... named for The Mage Kellum?
不完全是 Hmm, not quite.
我不明白这里 I don't understanding anything
发生的任何事 that's happening here,
我爱这个故事 and I love it.
我爱表贝 I love Bibbit.
卡德纳斯家的关系越来越紧张 Tensions in the Cardenas house rose
直到最后爆发了 until they finally exploded.
她开了辆新车回家 同意卖了农场 She came home with a new car, having agreed to sell the farm,
他们争吵 they argued,
大喘气 玛丽娜·卡德纳斯用一把剪刀 and, gasp, Marina Cardenas killed her husband
杀了她的丈夫 with a pair of scissors.
各种因素来说 都非常糟糕 Very bad move, for multiple reasons,
但主要是因为那个男孩吓坏了 but mainly because The Boy freaked out
然后进入了梦境 and retreated into a dream-state,
让她妈妈飞上了天 launching his mother into the sky,
把他爸爸放进了 putting his father inside a tree
他深爱的农场的树里 on the farm he loved so much, and...
一直都有一个新案子的吗 Is there, like, a whole new case going on?
这和我们一直在侦破的案子相同 The case is the same case as we're in now,
对你来说是个新案子 which to you, is new.
他们的父母死后 See, after their parents were dead,
留下了阿诺德 那个大儿子 that left Arnold, the older brother,
独自带着那个男孩 alone with The Boy.
阿诺德在失去双亲后 Arnold was understandably traumatized
自然而然心理受创 after losing both his parents,
于是他拨通了 so he called the number
政府部门给他们的号码 the government agency had given them,
把那个男孩交出去了 and turned The Boy in.
那就是阿诺德想告诉我们的 That's what Arnold must've been trying to tell us,
他害怕的事情从来没有被原谅 the thing he feared never being forgiven for,
背叛他的弟弟 betraying his brother.
答对了 Ding!
但出了岔子 But... a wrinkle.
被黑衣人带走的压力 The stress of being taken away by the men in black
使那个男孩用了他的能力 made The Boy try to use his power
而且是前所未有的规模 at a scale he never had before.
他试图让他的幻想成真 He tried to make his fantasy real.
那幅壁画 The mural...
他创造了文迪摩尔 He created Wendimoor,
瞬间创造了一个空间 an entire dimension, in an instant,
里面有自己的人民和魔法 with its own people, its own magic,
都来自那个男孩的思想 from The Boy's own mind.
所以... So...
我们这里的所有人 all of us here are just...
都是一个吓坏了的孩子虚构的 figments of a scared child's mind?
不 No!
不 不 你们是真实的人 No, no, you are real people,
有真实的生活 with real lives.
那个男孩的白日梦就像... The Boy's waking dream was like...
大爆炸创造了这个宇宙一样 the Big Bang that created this universe.
这股创造出来的巨大力量 The sheer power of that creation
导致了一场能量震荡... caused an energy surge...
就是六七年的事件 that was the '67 event...
让那个男孩陷入了昏迷 and threw The Boy himself into a coma,
让这个世界失去了正义的统治者 leading this world to fall slowly into chaos
慢慢地陷入了混乱 without its rightful ruler,
直到那个男孩回来之前 which it has done and will continue to do
这样的混乱会一直持续下去 until The Boy is returned here.
破案 Done!
我做到了 Did it!
这就是我要说的 I'm making it a thing.
我做到了 Did it!
这种胡说八道 This nerdy bullshit
听起来就像 我想让你们加入破案的 sounds exactly like the kind of nerdy bullshit
那种胡说八道 I'd expect you to be involved in.
等等 那苏西·博尔顿是谁 Wait, so who is Suzie Boreton?
听着 Well. Listen.
我不知道 托德 I don't know, Todd,
你发现了我唯一不知道的事 you've got the one thing I don't know there,
但听着 我很讨厌她 but listen, I hate her so much...
等等 这对我们有什么用 Wait, so how does any of this help us?
因为我知道男孩是谁 更重要的是 Because I know who, and, more importantly,
知道他在哪 where The Boy is.
他就是"摩洛神" He's Project Moloch.
他在黑翼 He's in Blackwing.
他一直都在那 He's been there the whole time.
瓦塔蒂... Wakti...
天哪 瓦塔蒂 Oh, my god, Wakti,
她说她有个朋友在黑翼 she said that she had a friend in Blackwing,
她能看到那儿 and that she was able to look there.
莫娜·怀尔德 Mona Wilder!
那就是莫娜·怀尔德 That was Mona Wilder!
我们能... We can...
你在说 You're saying
我们能实现预言 we can fulfill the Prophecy.
你能带那个男孩回来 拯救文迪摩尔 You could return The Boy and save Wendimoor!
没错 Yes.
如果我们能去黑翼 当然 If we could get to Blackwing, sure,
那个男孩就在那 that's where The Boy is,
但... but...
鼓手能做到 Drummer can do that!
什么 你能让我们回黑翼 What? You? You can get us into Blackwing?
我昨天基本上知道 I mean, I literally learned how to do that
怎么做 但... yesterday, but...
托德... Todd...
托德 Todd!
一切都是有联系的 Everything is connected.
没错 Yes.
一切都是有联系的 Everything is connected.
跟紧我 Stay close to me.
没错 Right.
那是霍布斯的车 That's Hobbs' car.
那是魔法师 That's The Mage.
他在干嘛 What's he doing?
我们会有很多乐子的 We are going to have so much fun.
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