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潘托·特罗斯特在哪里 Where is Panto Trost?
母亲 他死了 Dead, mother.
我一路追他到北边的树林边缘 We chased him to the edge of the north wood,
然后 我和他在悬崖上决斗 and, uh, I dueled him on a cliff.
他被块石头绊了一下 He stumbled on a rock
掉下了150米高的悬崖 and... fell 500 feet
摔在了... 一块石头上 and landed... on a rock,
头摔得稀烂 and his head exploded.
你和文迪摩尔最厉害的剑士决斗 You dueled the greatest swordsman in Wendimoor,
然后他绊到了石头 and he fell on some rocks...
摔到了石头上... and landed on some rocks...
头还摔得稀烂 and his head exploded.
特罗斯特家族世世代代都在 The Trosts have spited our family for generations.
他们认为这片土地是神圣的 They think this land is sacred,
我们的采矿行为是在亵渎神灵... and our mining on it a sacrilege...
现在他们杀死了法森 and now they have killed Farson.
法森死没死还不清楚 母亲 We don't know that Farson is dead, Mother.
他只不过失踪了 我们可以找... He's merely missing. We could find...
所以你承认... So you admit...
你害怕与潘托·特罗斯特交手吗 you were afraid to fight Panto Trost?
他说谎了 He lies.
潘托·特罗斯特没死 Panto Trost not be dead.
塞拉斯坚持要和他正面交手 Silas insisted on facing him man to man.
你儿子的剑术很烂 Your son is shit with sword.
弗丽嘉 你知道的 You know that, Frija.
我刚好赶到 救了他 然后潘托... I barely got there in time to save him, and Panto...
从我手下逃走了 slipped away from me.
我的速度已不同于昔日 I... am not as fast as I was in my glory day.
塞拉斯耻于告诉你他的失败 Silas was ashamed to tell you he lost.
那么... Well, then...
你们一个是失败者 另一个是老古董 one of you is a loser, and the other one, an antique.
必须要给他们教训 A lesson needs to be taught,
显然 我的长子 and apparently, my eldest son
不太适合干这个 isn't fit to teach it.
把特罗斯特家的农田全烧了 Burn down the entire Trost farmlands.
不要 No, no!
这简直就是正中马赫的下怀 You'll simply be doing The Mage's bidding for him.
他想要毁灭我们 毁灭一切 He wishes to destroy us, to destroy everything!
凯勒姆大军正向我们的炉边山谷前进 The Kellum Army approaches our valley of Inglenook.
我们必须和特罗斯特家族联手 We must unite with the Trosts.
还有时间让那个预言实现 There's still time to fulfill the prophecy.
预言... The prophecy...
是假的 孩子 isn't real, child.
世界上根本没有 There is no such thing
"德克·简特里"这种东西 as "Dirk Gently."
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翻译 柒一四
别碰 Don't touch it.
你觉得它是怎么跑到上面去的 How do you think it even got up there?
翻译 土皮
可能是龙卷风 Tornado, maybe?
这要比外星人什么的... It's got to be something weirder than that...
翻译 Ada
还要奇怪 aliens or something.
别突然扯到那上面 Let's not jump to that.
怎么 时间机器能接受 What, a time machine was good,
翻译 麓麓
外星人就不行吗 but aliens is too far?
时间机器我也接受不了 Hey, I was not good with a time machine.
翻译 Marvin
天哪 这里面有人 Holy crap, there's someone in here!
翻译 明天是废话
天哪 Oh, God.
说好的"别碰"呢 What happened to "don't touch it"?
特效 卷卷
成年女性 Adult female.
死因像是钝器创伤 Cause of death looks like blunt force trauma.
压制 Yatamisaki
车钥匙还插在车上 Key's still in the ignition,
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换挡杆还挂着 and the gear shift's in drive.
校对 Yatamisaki 时间轴修正 干儿狼
是车祸吗 Was this a car accident?
里程表显示只有六十七公里 The odometer's only on 42 miles.
要不是它挂在树上 This thing was right off the showroom floor
总监 Yatamisaki
都可以进展览馆了 before it ended up in this tree.
所以这是一辆崭新的老车吗 So this is a brand-new old car?
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你觉得... Do you think...
奇怪的事来了 Oh... here we go.
我掩护 你打开 数到三 I'll cover, you open. On three.
- 说不定很危险 - 所以我才拿了枪啊 - It could be dangerous. - That's what the gun's for.
好吧 但别误伤我 Okay, but don't... don't shoot me
如果有什么可怕的东西跑出来 if something pops out and gets scary.
托德 赶紧打开后备箱 Just open the damn trunk, Todd.
好吧 Okay.
三 Three...
二 two...
一 one.
我自由了 I'm free.
我自由了 I'm free!
哈哈 我... Ha ha! I'm...
天哪 Oh, my God!
德克 Dirk!
你在里面多久了 How long have you been in there?
法拉赫认为那车在树上挂了五十多年 Farah thinks that car's been in that tree for 50 years.
不 不可能那么久 No, it couldn't have been that long.
不然我不会这么年轻的 I would've looked much older.
你身上怎么湿了 Why are you wet?
这是个好问题 Now, that is a good question.
可惜 我也答不上来 Unfortunately, I don't have a great answer.
前一分钟 我还在床上 One minute, I was in bed,
然后莫娜说 "找到那个男孩" then Mona said, "find the boy,"
然后我就穿过床 到了一个潮湿的后备箱里 and then I fell through into a world of wet trunkness.
- 莫娜是谁 - 别走神 托德 - Mona? - Keep up, Todd.
莫娜是我话里的主要角色 Mona is the main character of that last thing I just said.
你穿过了一张床 You fell through a bed?
- 在哪 - 当然是黑翼的 - Where? - Blackwing, naturally.
你在黑翼里 You were in Blackwing!
我当然在黑翼里 托德 天啊... Yes, of course I was, Todd. Jesus...
你在那见到阿曼达了吗 Did you see Amanda there?
他们不让我们在大厅里闲逛 Well, they don't exactly let us just wander around the halls
等等 阿曼达 and... wait, Amanda?
所以她有可能在那 只是你没看到 So she could've been there and you just didn't see her?
阿曼达为什么会在黑翼 Why would Amanda be at Blackwing?
而且她不像我 也不像无赖三人帮 I mean, she's not like me, or the Rowdy 3,
或者莫娜 or Mona, for that matter.
停停 莫娜是谁 Okay, stop. Who is Mona?
不是吧 Oh, no.
我们要怎么办 What do we do?
不... Uh... no...
一切正常 Everything's fine!
这是... This is...
我们只是... It's just...
只是出来野餐 This is a picnic!
你们被捕了 You are under arrest.
为什么 For what?
你们被联邦调查局通缉 You are wanted by the FBI.
天哪 你们被联邦调查局通缉 Oh, my God, you're wanted by the FBI?
你们俩都干了些什么 What did you guys do?
我之前从没逮捕过人 I have never arrested anyone before,
所以你们都该 so you all should just, you know...
理智一点 be, uh, real cool about it.
谢了 Thank you.
你的做法十分理智 That was a very cool thing for you to do.
德克·简特里不见了 什么意思 What do you mean, you lost Dirk Gently?
他怎么逃出去的 How did he escape?
他不是逃出去 是突然消失了 He didn't escape, he disappeared.
凭空消失 他有这能力 Disappeared? He can do that?
没有 但他确实消失了 No, but he did.
好吧 有没有可能 Okay. Is it possible...
他能隐身 he's invisible?
我已经看过监控了 长官 I've... already reviewed the footage, sir, and...
监控好像出了点故障 I'm afraid there was a glitch?
视频显示"伊卡洛斯"当时躺在床上 The footage shows Icarus asleep in the bed,
突然间跳过两秒 他就不见了 then it jumps two seconds, and he's gone.
有没有可能 他的尿有隐身功能 Is it possible he peed himself invisible?
把普里斯特先生给我找来 Get me Mr. Priest.
天哪 还赖在床上 你怎么回事 Jeez, you're still in bed? What the heck?
我病了 鲍勃 I'm sick, Bob.
你该带阿格拉贾格去散步了 You've got to walk Agrajag.
你去遛他 You walk him.
狗是你的 他都不喜欢我 He's your dog. He doesn't like me.
你到底怎么回事 What is going on with you?
都说我病了 鲍勃 I'm sick, Bob.
那你就好好享受吧 Well, enjoy your spa day...
但如果阿格拉贾格拉屎在地毯上 but if Agrajag shits on the rug,
你就得去清理 you're cleaning it up.
波罗波陀斯 Borobotos!
好吧 Okay...
我不敢相信
佩丹多 Pidendo.
我不敢相信
这玩意居然把衣服弄干净了 This thing cleaned my dang clothes.
博格斯伯格县警局
喂 你是... Hey, are you...
霍布斯逮捕你了吗 Did Hobbs arrest you?
我 不是 Me? No.
是他们吧 里面的人 Maybe them, the ones inside.
我只是和他们有点关系 I'm just an associated figure,
像表亲一样 但不是真的表亲 like a cousin, except not related,
应该说完全和表亲不一样 so really not like a cousin.
我更像是... I'm more of...
我应该可能就是个路人吧 I suppose I'm just kind of a... person?
天啊 霍布斯 你都干了什么 Jesus, Hobbs, what did you do?
不好意思 我想去洗手间 Hey, excuse me, I need the toilet.
喂 Hey!
天啊 蒂娜 Oh, oh, oh, man, Tina!
有大事发生了 Some stuff is going on!
别激动 慢点 Okay, whoa, calm down.
好吧 我逮捕他们了 Oh... okay, so... I got 'em inside.
其中一个 脾气相当暴躁 One of them is... is real grumpy.
而另一个却相当古怪 The other one is just real weird,
还有那边的英国佬 and that British guy over there,
我也不知道怎么回事 I don't know what the deal is, but...
我只能说 I'm telling you, he is...
他太搞笑了 蒂娜 He is hilarious, Tina.
知道了 为什么他被铐着 Yeah. Right. Why is he cuffed?
说出来你肯定不信 Because you are not going to believe
我当时发现他们时的情况 what they were doing when I found 'em.
玛丽娜·卡德纳斯 Marina Cardenas?
传言中的那个卡德纳斯 Like... Cardenas Cardenas?
尸体就在他们旁边 I found them with her body.
你找到了玛丽娜·卡德纳斯的尸体 You found Marina Cardenas' body?!
挂在树上的车里 在树上 In a car, in a tree, T! In a tree!
真奇怪 That's weird!
仔细看看这上面的地址 Check out the address on there.
是那个旧农舍的地址 It's for the old farmhouse that got fenced off
六七年被政府收走 还围起来了 and seized by the government after The '67.
老哥 这简直是... Dude, this is like, um...
这是前所未有的大事件 This is the biggest goddamn thing that's ever happened.
听起来 Wow, it sounds
你们俩讨论的事情似乎相当... like you guys are talking about something really...
有趣 interesting.
赶紧的 动手 别墨迹 Just do it! Come on, do it already!
我要动手了 I'm going to do it!
- 别磨蹭 快点 - 好 - Stop saying that! Just do it! - Okay!
你们还好吗 Hey, uh, is everything okay?
滚开 没看到我们正忙着呢 Get out of here. Can't you see we're busy?
这是私人时间 This is a private moment.
好吧 来段长影像... Okay. Bigger visions...
来吧 go!
什么都没有 Nothing.
用这办法来找是行不通的 We're never going to find them this way.
我已经习惯了 I've gotten too used to this.
这样的攻击不像以前那么奏效了 The attacks don't hit as hard anymore,
影像也越来越短小 so the visions, they're smaller, they're shorter.
已经没用了 They're not useful.
老大 吓不到你 真对不起 I'm sorry I'm not scary enough, boss.
我可以变得更吓人 I can get, like, way scarier.
我能变成一只地精 I could be, like... a goblin!
你做得很好 You're fine.
你超级吓人 You're super scary.
只是我... I just...
想干点疯狂的事情吗 You want to try something crazy?
珀特潘多 维简达 Portebendo wejenta. Aah!
不是吧 No freaking way.
这他妈都行 No... freaking... way!
没错了 Yep.
根据联调局的报告 Says here in the FBI report
你和布罗茨曼先生 that you and Mr. Brotzman have been connected
直接或间接地 directly or indirectly
与二十四条人命有关联 to the deaths of two dozen individuals.
只有一个是有直接关系 Only one was direct,
而且是正当防卫 因为他才是 and that was self-defense because he was the one
造成那些人死亡的罪魁祸首 responsible for all the other deaths.
还有 我用狙击枪射中一个人 Oh, and I shot a man with a sniper rifle,
但我不是坏人 but I'm not a bad person.
从九岁那年 我在市区的OK便利店 My whole life has been focused on enforcing law,
偷了一包牛奶巧克力后 ever since that one time I stole a Milky Way
我这辈子干的都是执法工作 from the Circle K downtown when I was nine,
但严格说来 我也付出了代价 but I paid for that... technically.
没有谋杀这么严重 所以... It's a lot less than murder, so...
天哪 当初我怎么就没听埃迪的 God, why didn't I just listen to Eddie, hmm?
我怎么这么蠢 Why am I such an idiot?
难道我就是注定要失败 Am I just destined to be this epic failure
就这么过完我可悲的余生 for the rest of my pathetic life,
还有你能不能别干坐着 and can you please just stop sitting there,
像看精神病人一样盯着我 staring at me like I'm some kind of mental patient?
这些笔乱成这样 你居然受得了 How could you leave these pens like this?!
我拒绝回答任何问题 I am not answering a single question
除非把手机还给我 不过我可能还是不会回答 until I get my phone call, and maybe not even then.
我有权利 I have... rights!
说到这个 Speaking of which,
我不记得你宣读过我的权利 I don't seem to remember you reading me mine.
你该不会要来硬的吧 Is this some kind of fascist thing?
你是"墨西哥葬礼"乐队的托德·布罗茨曼吗 Are you Todd Brotzman from the Mexican Funeral?
是啊 Yeah?
你就像... You're, like...
十九世纪中期西雅图音乐节的高音之神 a god of the Seattle mid-2000 alt scene, dude.
什么... What, like...
真的吗 seriously?
你是我的粉丝 You're, like, a fan?
这是我这辈子最棒的一天 This is the coolest day of my life.
对啊... Oh, well, it's, like...
没什么了不起的 no big deal.
因为自己的机器丢了 他想报仇 So he'd basically created a time loop
搞出了一个时间循环 by trying to avenge the loss of his own machine,
却造成了双重影响 causing a doubling effect
出现了两台机器 where there were now two machines,
甚至三台 or even three,
可能在一条时间线的某一刻 有四台也说不定 or maybe even debatably four at one point in the timeline,
然后在某个时间点 and at some point in there,
他造了一套蒸汽朋克盔甲 he built a steampunk suit of armor.
是帕特里克·斯普林造的吗 This was Patrick Spring who did this?
还是说 在注定要失败的未来旅途中 Or rather, Zachariah Webb as Patrick Spring
撒迦利雅·韦勃就是帕特里克·斯普林 in a final ill-fated journey into the future?
霍布斯先生 Um, Mr. Hobbs?
说心里话 我作为一个侦探 Confidentially, as a detective,
这无疑是和警察 this is easily the best interaction
最棒的一次交流 with a police officer I have ever had.
我是以一位侦探命名的 You know, I was named after a detective.
我名叫夏洛克 My name is Sherlock.
猜到是哪个侦探了吗 Guess which one I was named after.
我其实是一位全能侦探 I'm actually a holistic detective,
准确来说 是指... to be precise, which means...
全能吗 Holistic?
你是说 就像... Uh, you mean, like...
所有事情的关联性吗 the interconnectedness of all things?
我... I...
爱你 love you?
别想着在墙上挖洞了 托德 You can't break through the wall, Todd.
好的 德克 是时候回到你的牢房了 Okay, Dirk. Time to get you back in your cell, huh?
谢谢 警长 需要的话 随时叫我 Thanks, Sheriff. I'll be in here if you need me.
是的 会找你的 Ha! Yes, I believe you will.
好的 稍等一下 Okay. Just give me a minute.
嗨 嗨 不要打电话给... Hey, hey, don't call the...
任何他们想让你 whoever they want you
- 联系的人 好吗 - 马上回来 - to call, okay? - Just a minute.
他们很危险 不是你想的那样的 They're dangerous. This isn't what you think.
不要打给FBI 或者任何人 Don't call the FBI... or whoever.
我真的觉得他不会打的 You know, I really don't think he's going to.
我不知道 I don't know
你现在怎么可以这么乐观 how you can possibly be so optimistic right now.
你们怎么会来这呢 来博格斯伯格 How did you end up here? In Bergsberg?
我们在找你 We were looking for you.
就是说呀 我在这里 你们也在这里 Exactly, and here I am. So there you are.
一切都是相关的 之类的 Everything is connected, and blah blah.
我们在蹲监狱 We're in jail.
好吧 至少在某种程度上 我们注定要来这里 Well, we're at least kind of meant to be here.
肯定是新案件的一部分 It must be part of the new case.
我们的新案件吗 Our new case?
新案件吗 不 听着 德克 New case? No, listen, Dirk.
我需要你帮我找阿曼达 I need you to help me find Amanda.
好的 我们会找到的 Yes, we'll get to that,
但是首先 我得... 你们准备好了吗 but first, I have to... are you ready for this?
"找到那个男孩" "Find the boy."
什么男孩 What boy?
我不知道 I have no idea.
- 是一起失踪人口案件吗 - 应该是的 - Is it a missing persons case? - I guess so.
- 他多大了呢 - 不知道 - How old is he? - Don't know.
他在哪里丢的 长什么样 Where did he go missing? What does he look like?
他已经失踪多久了呢 How long has he been gone?
都是好问题 法拉赫 All excellent questions, Farah.
你现在的问题都很好 You are doing great questions right now,
我都听到了 and I am hearing all of them.
谁雇佣你的呢 Who hired you?
莫娜·怀尔德跟我说的 Mona Wilder was the one who mentioned it,
但是我不确定 but I'm not sure
她是否能支付我们费用 if she's actually got the means to pay us...
谁是莫娜·怀尔德呀 Who is Mona Wilder?!
她是黑翼的目标之一 She's a Blackwing subject
我已经十五年没见过她了 I hadn't seen in 15 years,
还有托德 你这种态度 and Todd, with that kind of attitude,
我要把你降回助理了 I'm demoting you back to assistant.
- 我... - 不 不 - I... - No, no.
但是... But...
我怎么能忘记你有多讨嫌呢 How did I forget how annoying you are?
老大 现在怎么办 So what now, boss?
我在影像中看到了火车 I saw a train my my vision.
好的 Okay.
嗨 也许我们... Hey, maybe we should, uh...
不该这么做 not do this?
我们回到车里 And we can go back to the car
听听歌吧 and, like, listen to, uh, music?
嗨 沃格尔 Hey, Vogel?
- 冷静 好吗 - 好的 - Be chill, okay? - Okay.
我知道这很疯狂 你感到害怕 I know that this is crazy, and you're scared,
但每一个影像都带我们去下一个地方 but every vision has led us to the next,
它指引我们要这么做的 好吗 and that's all led us to this, okay?
好的 是 但可能... Okay, yeah, but maybe...
博格斯伯格县警局
托德 这小儿科的越狱手段... Todd, the cartoon method of escape...
进展得还顺利吗 is that working out well for you,
我就想问问你 is what I'm asking?
听着 我知道你冷静 但我不行 Look, I know you're calm, but I'm not.
我的药吃完了 我们还被捕了 I'm out of my medication, we're under arrest...
这看上去很惨 This may look dire,
但我保证 一切都能解决 but I promise you, everything will work out,
就像我们上次一样 just like it did last time.
上次吗 你认真的吗 Last time? Seriously?
上一次 你最终被绑架 Last time, you ended up getting kidnapped.
法拉赫所有的银行账户都被冻结 Farah got all of her bank accounts frozen.
我们都被FBI通缉 We're all on the run from the FBI.
是的 但是... Yes, but...
对不起 你刚才说"药吃完了" I'm sorry, did you say "out of medication"?
什么药吃完了 Out of medication for what?
什么药吃完了 托德 Out of medication for what, Todd?
逆感症 Pararibulitis.
你被抓走的那天 我第一次发作 I had my first attack the day you were taken.
什... Wh... Wh...
听着 我知道这些事对你不容易 德克 Listen, I know things haven't been easy for you, Dirk,
但这... but this is...
当我第一次见到你时 When I first met you,
你说宇宙会回馈我们 you said the universe would reward us.
相反 我们都被... Instead, we've all just been...
惩罚了 punished.
这些事不总是看上去那样的 托德 These things aren't always what they seem, Todd.
不会总是简单且顺利 It may not always be easy or smooth,
但最终都能解决 but somehow it all works out in the end...
如果没有 你就死了 所以... and if it doesn't, you're dead, so...
可你不会死的 不好意思 You won't die though, actually, sorry.
你 你会好好的 You, you are going to be okay.
我们会找到你妹妹和那个男孩 We are going to find your sister and the boy,
如果我们努力寻找 and probably we're going to find absolutely anything
就能找到任何东西 if we look hard enough.
我们永远都出不去了 We're never getting out of here.
我们要放你们出去 We're letting you guys out of here.
是的 Yep.
是的 外边起了点风 德克 Yeah, it's a little windy out there, Dirk,
所以我给你拿了件夹克 so I brought you a jacket.
不好意思 什么 你们要带我们去哪 I'm sorry, what? You're taking us somewhere?
为什么你穿得像个宇航员呢 Why exactly are you dressed like an astronaut, anyway?
我曾关在政府监狱里 里面都是有特异功能的人 I was in a government prison for psychics.
那真是... That is...
那真是太酷了 That is so dang cool.
我是夏洛克·霍布斯警长 I'm Sheriff Sherlock Hobbs,
这位是我的副手 蒂娜·特维提诺 and this is my deputy, Tina Tevetino.
大概五天没喝醉了 Five days sober! Sort of.
你们和我们一起出去 And you guys are coming out with us.
- 你们要放我们走吗 - 差不多 - You're just letting us go? - Yeah, basically.
不 不 不 先生 不是的 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No, sir. No, heck no.
不 不 不 你们是... No, no, no, no. You are...
因为需要临时协助公开调查 We are temporarily not reporting you
我们暂时不向上级汇报 for temporary assistance on an open investigation
因为目前附近缺少 due to lack of current criminal activity
犯罪活动 in the vicinity,
在此期间 你们要协助我们 and in the interim, you'll be assisting us.
你们帮我们 是因为你们无聊吗 You're helping us 'cause you're bored?
- 是的 答对了 - 不 不 蒂娜 你能不能... 不 - Yes, bingo! - No. No, Tina, would you... No.
你们发现的那具女尸 其实是一对情侣的一方 And the dead woman you found was actually part of a couple.
他们都已经失踪近五十年 They've both been missing for the past 50 years.
驾照上的地址 The address on the license
似乎是她的家 made it seem like it might be her house,
所以我们在想 可以和你们一起去转转... so we were thinking we'd go poke around with you folks...
做个全能调查 maybe do a holistic.
- "转转" - "全能调查" - "Poke around?" - "Do a holistic?"
我是在... 天堂吗 Am I... in heaven?
好了 出来吧 All right, out the door.
走了 出发了 我们走 Here we go, there we go. Let's get moving.
你们... You...
你们两个警察糟透了 You are terrible police officers.
你们现在的行为是违法的 What you're doing is illegal.
- 是啊 也许吧 - 现在 听好了 布罗茨曼 - Yeah, probably. - Now, listen, Brotzman.
我说的很快 马斯塔德 我的虎皮猫... Real quick, see, Mustard, that's my orange tabby...
个性十足 喜欢说唱 full of personality, loves rap,
不怪她... 因为她有癫痫 can't blame her... she's an epileptic,
她服用这些药丸 普洛玛蒂丸 and she takes these pills, Promadivan,
非常像昨天你掉的那种药 much like the ones you dropped yesterday.
这些药剂量比较低 Now, it's a lower dosage,
所以一次可能要服用两三颗 so you might need to take two, three.
我也不知道 但这会对你有所帮助的 I don't know, but I figure these could help you out.
- 真的吗 - 真的 - Seriously? - Yeah.
- 谢谢你 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
我们走吧 Let's go.
多么怪异的巧合啊 What a weird coincidence
霍布斯警长碰巧有一只猫 that Sheriff Hobbs would just happen to have a cat
而这只猫碰巧有这些药 that would just happen to have the medication
而你又碰巧需要 托德 that you just happen to need, Todd.
我觉得这些人疯了 I think these people are crazy.
是的 我也对此有点担心 Yes, I'm a bit worried about that.
起效了 It worked!
接近了 Closer.
接近了 接近了... Closer now, closer now...
你的目标 to your purpose.
离开这里 Leave.
老大 你还好吗 Boss? You okay?
说点什么啊 Say something!
我知道该去哪了 I know where to go.
珀蒂达 图皮多 Pepdida tupedo.
比比尼 沃苏拉 伊弗瑞吉欧 Bibini wosula ephrajio.
图迈露 伊弗瑞吉欧 Tomalu ephrajio.
妈 Mom?
别进来 我生病了 Don't come in! I'm sick.
我不想让你染上什么病 I don't want you to catch anything.
我请假回家了 I stayed home from work.
好吧 随便你 Okay, who cares?
你把我的车钥匙放哪了 Where'd you put my goddamn car keys?
我没动你的钥匙 I didn't touch them,
但我确定它们就在你昨天穿的 but I'm sure they're in the front pocket
某条牛仔裤的前兜里 of whatever jeans you wore yesterday,
那条牛仔裤可能就在你浴室的地板上 which are probably on the floor in your bathroom.
你把我当什么了 白痴吗 What do you think I am, an idiot?
我不知道 斯科特 Well, I don't know, Scott.
你怎么不去看看你的牛仔裤呢 这样我就不用 Why don't you check your jeans? Then I won't have
觉得你是白痴了 因为你就是 to think you're an idiot, 'cause I'll know.
随你吧 你真走运 Whatever! You got lucky!
我要出去了 晚点再回来 I'm going out! I'll be home late!
斯科特 我... 我很... Scott, I, uh... I'm...
很抱歉 我太粗鲁了 I'm sorry I was rude.
宝贝 Hon?
你对德克·简特里了解多少 How much do you know about Dirk Gently?
你知道没必要穿这玩意儿的 对吧 You know you don't have to wear that thing, right?
我没病 I'm not diseased.
谢谢 Thank you.
为什么 Why?!
对不起 我忘了这个按钮有这个用 Oh, sorry. I forgot that button did that.
你对德克·简特里了解多少 How much do you know about Dirk Gently?
我见过他... 一次 I met him... once.
德克能瞬移吗 从一个地方到另一个地方 Can Dirk teleport from, like, place to place?
还有... 这样移动的范围是多少 And... and what's the range on something like that?
范围 The range?
瞬移的范围 On teleportation?
听着 我... Look, I, uh...
别电我 别 Don't shock me. Do not.
你是不是抓了德克 然后他莫名其妙地不见了 Did you have Dirk captured and then lose him somehow?
好吧 如果我说不是... Oh, great, if I say no...
然后你又来找我 问我该怎么办 And you're coming to me again to ask what to do?
我应该去找谁 Who was I supposed to go to?
那个昏迷的家伙 那群朋克摇滚吸血鬼 The guy in the coma? The punk rock vampires?
找政府 The government?
你是唯一一个通情达理的人 You're, like, the only reasonable person.
听着 你算是一个好人... Listen, you're a nice guy... kind of.
我不想看你... I wouldn't want to see you, you know...
丢掉工作 lose your job
因为你弄丢了一个囚犯 for, you know, losing a prisoner.
所以我愿意和你做个交易 So I'm willing to make a deal.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我愿意用我领域的... 专长 I'd be willing to use my... expertise in the area
帮你找到德克 to help you find Dirk,
如果你同意给我一些报酬 if you'd agree to some kind of quid pro quo.
伙计 我不会西班牙语 Dude, I don't speak Spanish.
好吧 Right.
听着 如果你想获得某人的帮助 Look, if you want somebody to help you, okay,
你得先给他们帮助 you start by helping them.
比如 For instance,
你可以先帮我从这个出租车里出来 you can start by letting me out of this taxi.
伙计 Dude,
你真是... 你正说到点上 you're just... you're nailing it right now.
你说到点上了 You're nailing it.
- 是啊 终于 - 说得好 - Yeah, finally. - Good talk.
是的 没错... 不 Yes! Yeah... no!
等等 等等 等等 Wait! Wait! Wait!
从我第一次见到这个鬼地方起 Been wanting to do this
就一直想这么做了 since the first time I saw the dang place.
你说你们已经来过这儿了 And you said you people were here already?
没错 但这里都锁上了 That's right. But it was all locked up.
看这个门 Look at the door.
怎么回事 What the hell?
这不是我们干的 We didn't do that.
看起来像是从里面打开的 This looks like it was opened from the inside.
有一组脚印 鞋被雨淋湿了 One set of footprints, wet from the rain.
这肯定是在十二小时内发生的 This must've happened in the last 12 hours.
所以你是说 他们可能还在这里 So you're saying they could still be in there?
德克 去哪... Dirk, where...
也许我们该看看这里 Maybe we should look over here.
他是在做什么全能调查 Is he being, like, holistic,
还只是愚昧 or just rude,
还只是... 犯傻 or just, like... dumb?
- 都有 - 蒂娜 - Mixed bag. - Tina?
- 跟上 - 明白 - Go. - Got it.
好吧 看来就剩我们两个了 Okay, looks like it's just the two of us.
进去看看吧 Let's go in there and take a look.
拿一个 Take one of these.
你为什么有两个手电筒 Why do you have two flashlights?
他们说我不能带两把枪 They said I couldn't carry two guns,
而这鬼腰带还有四个额外的槽 and the dang belt has about four extra slots,
所以这就是一个"为什么不呢"的情形 so it's one of those "why not?" type of situations.
明白了 Got it.
看来这里好像发生过火灾 Looks like there was a fire in here.
不 不... Hmm, no, no...
不 67年的电涌事件之后 No, those burn marks happened all over town
那些烧痕整个镇上都有 after the power surge back in The '67.
什么67年的事件 What's The '67?
布莱克小姐 1967年 Well, Ms. Black, back in 1967,
有一场电脉冲摧毁了电网 there was an electrical pulse that ruined the power grid
烧毁了博格斯伯格方圆数公里内的电器 and fried electronics for miles around Bergsberg.
庄稼死了 农民破产了 几乎所有人都走了 Crops died. Farms failed. Most everybody left town.
玛丽娜 That Marina,
那个你们发现在树上的女人 the woman that you found out there in the dang tree,
还有她的丈夫 赫克托 and her husband, Hector,
他们在事故几天前就失踪了 they went missing days beforehand.
这应该是他们的住处 Guess this was their place.
我总是把他们当作汽车旅馆的名字 I always just knew them as a name on the motel.
这和那艘空地上的船 Does this have anything to do
有什么关系吗 with that boat in the middle of that field?
波洛克·弗朗西斯男婴号吗 Oh, The Infant, Male, Pollock, Francis?
不 不 不 No, no, no.
67年的事件发生前 它就在那了 That'd been there for at least ten years
至少十年了 before The '67 even happened,
不过也没人知道它是怎么出现的 but no one knows where that came from either.
好吧 这太奇怪了 Okay, this is weird.
所有电话线插口 You know, all the other phone jacks
都被拔掉了 have been ripped clean out,
这个却还在 but this one's still here.
没声音 Nope, nothing.
有人清理过这个地方了 Someone cleared out this whole place.
为什么唯独留下了一个电话 Why would they leave one phone?
霍布斯... Hobbs...
有更多的脚印 More footprints.
这里 Over here.
有什么发现 What have you got there?
应该是撞破门的人留下的 Could belong to the fella broke open the door.
他是怎么凭空出现在房间里的 How did he appear in the middle of the room?
是啊... Yeah...
我在你的报告中读到 So, I read in your report
你受过相关的训练 that you're trained in this kind of stuff.
为什么你没有成为一个... How come you never became a...
在这方面有所建树 you know, a something?
我全家人都在执法机构工作 My whole family's in law enforcement,
除了我 except me.
结果就是这样 It just kind of worked out that way.
真的吗 Shit, really?
我也是 Mine, too.
可我应该无法 I feel like I could never live up
满足他们的期待了 to their expectations, though, you know.
你可能觉得很蠢 Bah, probably sound dumb to you.
并不蠢 Doesn't sound dumb.
布莱克小姐 Ms. Black?
嗯 我好像听到了点声音 Yeah, I... I thought I heard something.
斯波迪卡达克 Spodeekadak.
它有所深意 对吧 That means something, right?
我对了 法拉赫错了 I'm right, right, and Farah's wrong?
这里有东西 There's something here.
就是个圆 托德 It's a circle, Todd.
没错 但它是湿的 Exactly, but, it's, like, wet, right?
意味着什么 That means something?
对于湿圈爱好者来说 没错 Yes, for fans of wet circles,
真是激动人心 I suppose it's very exciting.
这个怎么让他找到一个男孩 So, how is this leading him to find a boy?
他想找那个男孩 对吧 That's what he wants, right?
如果德克看到这个 就能指引他去一个地方 If Dirk's doing it, it's leading him somewhere.
所以他只要无视你的话 So, basically, he ignores whatever you say
然后无缘无故地乱转就行了吧 and then does some random shit for no reason?
嗯 总结得不错 Yeah, that kind of sums it up.
你就把生命浪费在这个上面 You blew up your life for this?
这上面有东西 Hey! There's something up here.
德克 你怎么上去的 Dirk, how did you get up there?
从这里爬上来的啊 I climbed the thing.
那你和法拉赫是怎么回事 So... so what about you and Farah?
你们一起赶了一段时间的路 You've been on the road for a while.
我以为你俩合不来呢 I wouldn't have put you two together.
我们... We're...
我们关系好了些 We've gotten close.
逃亡途中 On the run.
正点 So hot.
历史上著名的鸳鸯大盗
邦妮与克莱德 Bonnie and Clyde.
披头士主唱约翰·列侬遗孀 传言直接导致披头士解体
她就是你的小野洋子吗 Oh, was she your Yoko,
还是德克 or is that, like, Dirk?
他们是"墨西哥坟墓"解散的原因吗 Like, was that the reason why Mexican Funeral broke up?
不 No.
我自己才是 那时他们还没出现 I was my own Yoko long before these people ever showed up.
升上来 Raise 'em.
电醒他们 Shock them awake.
- 欢迎回家 - 我以一个可怕的方式苏醒 - Welcome home! - I come awake in a scary way!
感觉真爽 What a rush.
你们也一直在这里吗 You guys were here the whole time?
我闻到了什么味道 I knew I smelled something.
我们被吊在了房顶上 We're hanging from the ceiling.
- 在下面太寂寞了 - 我都在睡觉 - Sure got awful lonely down there. - I was just asleep.
- 一直吗 - 我很累 - That whole time? - I'm a tired guy.
见到你们非常高兴 I sure am happy to see you guys!
对呀 太棒了 Yeah, this is great! Ha!
- 并不是 - 才不棒呢 - No, it isn't. - Not great.
我一点也不喜欢这样 Actually, I do not like it.
放两个回去 然后释放气体 Okay, send two of them back down and gas them out.
我只要跟一个谈 I only need to talk to one.
哪一个 长官 Which one, sir?
说话正常的那个 The one that talks normal!
妈的 看来不是我 Aw, shit, that isn't is me.
我说话正常 I talk good!
回洞里去吧 Back in the hole!
你好... Hello...
没事的 It's okay!
马丁 我是主管人弗里德金 Martin. I'm Supervisor Friedkin.
你觉得我忘了你吗 小子 You don't think I remember you, boy?
我们可有约定 You and I have an appointment.
你知道我们以神经能量为食吧 You know we eat neurological energy, right?
你知道我们可以嗅出恐惧吧 You know we can smell fear?
好吧 听我说 Okay, you listen to me...
我不知道除了把我们锁在地下 Now, I don't know if you've got a better idea
你还有什么更好的想法 than just keep us locked up in this floor,
但放我上来 绝对是个坏主意 but taking me out was a bonzo bad idea.
我需要你们的帮助 I wanted to ask for your help.
吸食和我们一样的怪胎的能量 You know, when we feed off other weirdos like us,
不会伤害他们 但如果是正常人呢 it don't hurt 'em, but normal people?
事情就不妙了 It can go very, very wrong.
我需要你们找到德克·简特里 I need you to find Dirk Gently.
不管他在哪 你们都能找到他吧 You guys can find him wherever he is, right?
你们以他或者什么的为食 You were, like, living off of him or whatever?
我可以给你们更好的住处 And I'll get you better living quarters,
或者给你们食物什么的 or I could get you something to eat somehow, or...
你... 想要我的帮助 You... want my help?
- 是的 - 你这个开场白满分 - Yes. - Well, you're off to an A-plus start.
你只是给我带食物来了 You just brought me something to eat.
什么 What?
是你找普里斯特先生吗 You asked for Mr. Priest?
好吧 这个地方不错 Okay, this is a good spot.
很好 Cool.
天哪 这太疯狂了 Holy shit. That's bananas.
给我 给我 Give, give, give, give.
你知道它的原理吗 Do you know how it works?
当然 瞄准 扣动这里的扳机... Yes, you point it, and you pull this trigger here...
- 还回来 - 好吧 - Give it back. - Right.
托德·布罗茨曼 Todd Brotzman?
我要崩溃了 I'm freaking out.
我现在真的要疯了 I mean, I'm really losing my shit right now.
这只是我的第二个案子 Well, this is only my second case,
但肯定会比这怪异得多 but it'll probably get a lot weirder than this.
不能比这更怪异了 It can't get weirder than this.
打扰一下 这棵树里有一个人 Excuse, but there's a person in this tree.
看 这些是手指 Yeah, these are fingers.
这一小撮卡在关节间的毛发 This little bit of hair on the middle knuckle
表明这根指头 means this finger
是属于一位成年男性的 is connected to an adult male.
至于他是怎么被保存 风干在树里的... As to how that man got preserved and mummified inside a tree...
有没有可能是他吃了一些树的种子 Is it possible he ate some tree seeds,
或者一棵幼苗 or a baby tree,
然后开始胃痛 then developed a stomach ache,
他跑去睡觉 接着... went to sleep here, and...
不可能 Nope.
这可能是那位失踪的丈夫 赫克托·卡德纳斯 This could be the missing husband, Hector Cardenas.
所以我们找到了曾经住在这里夫妇 So say we found the couple who lived here.
他们的孩子呢 What about their child?
谁刚提到过有个孩子 Who said anything about a child?
文件里没说过有孩子 There was nothing about a kid in the file.
在房里 我看到门框上有标记 In the house, I saw scratch marks on a doorframe,
就是记录孩子身高的那种 like marking out someone's height as they grow,
有孩子才会这么做 like you would do with a child.
是 对啊 Yes, of course!
这太明显了 Argh! It's so obvious!
卡德纳斯家有个孩子 The Cardenases had a child,
那个孩子有可能是个男孩 and that child could have been a boy!
那个男孩 The boy.
"找到那个男孩" "Find the boy."
解决了 Ha! Solved it!
哦 天哪 Oh! Oh!
可你解决了什么吗 Did you solve anything, though?
- 没有 - 完全算不上 - No. - Not even kind of.
就让我享受这一时刻 Just let me have this moment.
行吧 Okay.
我是说... I mean...
你好 普里斯特先生 Hello, Mr. Priest.
你来了真是太好了 I'm glad you're here.
谢谢你救了我 Thanks for stepping in there.
你想跟"梦魇"离那么近的话 You can't get that close to Project Incubus
必须把他们打晕... without stunning them...
尤其是你把他们饿疯的时候 especially if you're going to starve them out.
我不是有意饿他们的 I don't mean to be starving them.
那就找些活人 Well, then find some people
让他们吸干 to let them drain the life out of.
什么... 你指的是... What... you mean, like...
祭品那种 sacrifices?
对 Yes.
我... 我做不到 I c... I can't do that.
我不会让任何人经历我刚刚经历的事 I can't let anyone experience what just happened to me.
那你就太软弱了 Then you're soft.
我已经这么做很久了 I've been doing this a long time.
软弱之人终将消失 Soft guys melt.
我让人们被抓住 被彻底抓住 I help people get got and gotten absolutely.
我从老黑翼计划的四十二个实验目标里 I brought in 30 of the 42 Blackwing subjects
抓来了三十个 from the old project.
这是我最大的乐趣所在了 Most fun I've ever had.
很好 Good.
那么问题来了 Which begs the question,
为什么你现在才叫我来 why'd you only think to call me in now?
他们告诉我 有一些违反协议的行为 I was told that there were violations of protocol.
你知道... You know...
你可能没意识到 you may not be aware,
但他们就是叫我来违规的 but they call me in for violations,
不是履行协议 not protocol.
如果我的名字出现在记录里 Yeah, if my name is in the logbook,
那道德准则就不是首位了 then ethics is not a priority.
我是一个... I'm a...
听好了 Listen.
我是一个非常坏的人 I'm a very bad person.
令人恐惧的恶魔 I'm a scary monster.
我是一个... I'm a...
我... I'm...
雨果 我不是什么好人 我很烦恼 I'm no good, Hugo. I'm troubled.
"伊卡洛斯"跑了 Now, Project Icarus is gone.
"梦魇"快完了 Project Incubus is dying.
还有三个普通人 You got three normal civilians
至今为止都没抓到 that have thus far gone uncaptured.
你生活在一个 You are living in a world
急需填满的空房间的世界 full of empty rooms that need filling.
某些高高在上的人们 Someone up high somewhere,
他们会意识到这一切已经失控了 they're going to see this is out of control,
然后你就会局促不安 and you are going to be embarrassed,
会被替代 and you are going to be replaced.
但我能帮你赢 But I can give you a win.
一系列的攻击和瞄准 A rash of assaults and sightings.
"梦魇"4号和布罗茨曼女孩 Incubus Number Four and the Brotzman girl,
就是那个让你狼狈不堪的人 the one who embarrassed you.
就能抓到他们 I can get them.
你刚得知这个消息的吗 You've just had this information?
你也一样啊 只要你读了报告 So have you, if you read the reports,
但是你没读 对吗 but you don't, do you?
我欣赏这些特质的领导人 I like that in a leader.
我喜欢不拘小节的人 I like a guy who doesn't sweat the details.
所以你可以找到这些人 So, you can, like, find these people?
弗里德金 我只是一把枪 I'm just a gun, Friedkin.
你不扣扳机 我不会做任何事情 I don't do anything unless you pull the trigger.
苏西 Suzie?
苏西 Suze?
你还是不舒服吗 You still sick?
我觉得好多了 谢谢 I'm feeling much better, thanks.
很好 Good.
你注意到有什么不一样了吗 You notice anything different?
你打扫房间了 You cleaned up a bit?
汽车旅馆明天 Hey, I'm going to need your help
需要你来帮我 down at the motel tomorrow.
那些音乐演出的人来镇里了 All those music show people coming to town.
你没注意到其他什么的吗 You don't notice anything else?
新的化妆品吗 New makeup?
化妆 Makeup?
- 发型 - 发型 - Haircut? - Haircut?
这加起来花了多少 How much did all that cost?
鲍勃... Bob...
我看起来这么漂亮 I look amazing.
夸我一下啊 Say something about it.
苏西... Suzie...
自从那次事故之后 ever since the accident,
你的情绪一直起起落落 you have been up and down,
反复无常 up and down.
我不知道你对自己做了什么 I don't know what you did to yourself,
你找谁做的 或者花了多少钱 who you hired, or how much it cost,
这些都无法弥补发生过的事情 but none of it is going to fix what happened.
我们不是在说那件事情 是在说我 We're not talking about that. We're talking about me.
也许我们是该谈一谈了 Well, maybe we should talk about it.
就像你做了什么... It's like you're on some kind of...
讲究的保养 提升了自我... niceness self-improvement kick...
但你还是那个你 but you're still the same you.
你糊弄不了我的 苏西 You don't fool me, Suze.
你看起来是个甜美的小可爱 You may seem like a sweet little mouse,
但无论你的外表如何改变... but no matter what you do on the outside...
你没法改变你的内在 you can't change who you really are.
多罗莫斯 Dolomos!
好的 Okay.
很抱歉 鲍勃 I'm really sorry, Bob.
真的 我... I am. I, uh...
我并不想这么做的 I didn't want to do that,
但是你... but you...
你在惹我生气 知道吗 you're pushing my buttons, you know?
你总是... You always just...
知道怎么惹恼我 you know how to just push my buttons.
但是... But...
你能听到我说话吗 Can you hear me?
能 Yip!
看到没 See?
你没事 You're fine!
他没事 He's fine.
是啊 这么做是为我们好 Yeah, I did this for us.
这样好多了 It's more productive this way.
对 Yip!
把冰箱门关上 Close the fridge.
鲍勃 你能把那条狗弄走吗 Bob, could you please go get rid of the dog?
这安静也太棒了吧 but isn't that silence nice?
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