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兄弟们 你们嗅到了吗 Now, you guys smell that?
什么 What?
- 怎么了 - 坏事发生了 - What's wrong? - Something bad happened.
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天哪 Oh, God.
快跑 快跑 Run! Run!
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里默 Rimmer!
蠢货 Idiots!
你死定了 You're dead! Gah!
- 艾斯特维斯 - 该死 - Estevez! - Shit!
法拉赫·布莱克 Farah Black?
你现在跟他们是一伙的了 放下武器 You're with them now? Drop your weapon.
你要抓的是他们 我们是一边的 They're the ones you want. I am on your side.
- 根本就没有分边 - 你... - There are no sides. - You're...
- 立刻放下武器 - 你搞错了 - Drop the gun now! - You're making a mistake.
你拿枪指着一名警员 放下枪 You pointed your weapon at a police officer. Drop it!
认真听我说 Just listen to what I am telling you!
五 四 三 二... 5... 4... 3... 2...
认真听我... Listen to what I am...
好吧 Okay.
该死 Damn it.
我解开谜团了 I solved the mystery.
别说话 Don't talk.
使劲按住这里... Put some pressure right... right here.
天哪 托德 Oh, God. Todd?
他们已经走了 我们... 我们都会没事的 They're gone now, and we're... we're going to be okay now.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
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做一名公主很难 但我喜欢挑战 It's tough to be a princess, but I like a challenge.
翻译 Sherry
当人人都喜爱你时 How can you tell what love
翻译 柒一四
该如何形容这种爱 feels like when everybody loves you?
翻译 茶杯
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翻译 土皮
有时 我感觉 Sometimes, I feel like
自己走进了其他人的梦中 I've walked into someone else's dream.
翻译 Yatamisaki
一切都是有关联的 Everything is connected.
巴特 我找着衣服了 Hey, Bart, I got clothes.
特效 小海豚
是一个严酷而不争的事实 It's a cold, hard fact.
我只能找到这个了 This is all I could find.
从楼下偷来的 所以... I stole it from downstairs, so...
能生活在这么美好的世界 真幸运啊 I am really lucky to live in such a beautiful world.
- 巴特 - 你急什么 - Bart. - Why are you in such a hurry?
我们有地方要去... Well, we got places to go...
特效 唐菖蒲少女
不是吗 right?
一切都是有关联的 Everything is connected.
压制 Yatamisaki
也许我们可以坐在这里 看看电视 Maybe we could just stay here and watch the TV.
总监 Yatamisaki
他们在播放节目时 会插播这些短片 They got these shows in between shows
展示可以在商店中买到的东西 that show you things you can buy in a store.
- 广告 - 对 - Commercials? - Yeah.
真的太棒了 They're terrific.
好吧 Okay.
就好像某天早上你一觉醒来 突然... It's like you wake up one morning and suddenly...
广告就是这样 Commercials it is.
哥哥是个同性恋 ...your brother's gay.
突然 你的父母都很讨厌你 And suddenly, your parents hate you
而哥哥是个同性恋 and your brother's gay.
一切都是有关联的 Everything is connected.
如果没办法做一名公主... If you can't be a princess...
我从未有过意外 I never had a surprise before.
我枪里还有两颗子弹 I only got two bullets left, eh?
我浑身还是疼 I still hurt all over.
- 也许... - 巴特... 两颗子弹 - Maybe... - Bart... two bullets.
不是吧 Seriously?
这就是你的借口吗 And that's your excuse?
我见过你一挥手 就杀掉了一个人 I saw you kill someone by waving at them.
你对我说过的那些话 All that stuff you said to me
有关人生 目标 一些事情... about life and purpose and stuff...
你觉得也许意外也是件好事 you think maybe surprises are good sometimes?
比如 可能有些出乎意料的事情 Like, there could be such a thing
能帮助到你 as a surprise that helps you?
是的 Yes.
我相信 I do.
是啊 Yeah.
那些没能杀死你的 通常会令你... What doesn't kill you, you know, usually makes you...
令你伤得很重 哭得很惨 Makes you hurt real bad and makes you cry?
令你变得更强 Makes you stronger.
是... It's...
是啊 Yeah.
肯 我觉得你说得很对 I think you're right, Ken.
我想要知道那两颗子弹 将何去何从 I think I want to see where those two bullets go.
好的 Okay.
我打赌 如果你打开那扇门 You know, I'll bet that, if you head out that door
踏上征程 就会弄清的 and start walking, you'll find out.
你救了我 You saved me.
别再说了 Don't rub it in.
这次我们要怎么逃出去呢 对吧 How are we gonna get out of this one, right?
又是另一个疯狂的... Just another crazy...
处境 situation.
法拉赫... Farah...
你被绑架的那晚 the night you were kidnapped,
你敲门时 其实我就在门后 it was me behind the door you were knocking on.
我... 我没让你进来... I... I didn't let you in, and...
我当然知道 I know that, obviously.
你知道 You knew?
托德 我不可能忘记我敲了哪扇门 It's not like I forgot which door I knocked on, Todd.
是我的错 我拿着枪 It's my fault. I had my weapon drawn.
好吧 但是... Well, right, but...
我们第一次见面那晚 你... 你救了我 When I met you that first night, you... you saved my life.
当我知道那是你家时 By the time I realized that was your door,
已经很了解你了 所以明白 I knew you well enough to understand why
那晚你没开门的原因 that door did not open that night.
是我的错 我... It was my fault. I...
一开始就不该去那里 should never have been there in the first place.
看到了吧 See?
你也知道... You also knew...
一件事 a thing.
我对你隐瞒的 不会比你对法拉赫隐瞒得多 I didn't lie to you any more than you lied to Farah.
不 你隐瞒了我很多 Yes, you did.
我会形容成... I would describe it as...
战略上的隐瞒 strategic no-truthing.
过去 Go on. Go.
过去 过去 Go on. Go. Go.
过去 Go.
停 停 Stop. Stop!
好了 莉迪亚 冷静下来 All right, calm down, Lydia.
会没事的 我们会想出办法的 It's gonna be all right. We're gonna figure this out.
会没事的 也许... It's gonna be all right, may...
也许 maybe.
- 那只狗知道 - 是啊 - The corgi knows. - Yeah.
或者 莉迪亚·斯普林知道 Or, rather, Lydia Spring knows.
斯普林小姐 很抱歉 I'm sorry, Ms. Spring.
在这位优秀的警探 It was destroyed after this nice,
无数次的开枪后 机器被毁掉了 real detective shot it a bazillion times.
你闭嘴 You shut up!
行吗 All right?!
我需要集中注意力 I need to focus.
我需要... 我得解决这事 对吧 I need to... I got to figure this out, all right?
这里是什么地方 你们是什么人 What is this place? Who are you people?
你们到底是怎么把她变成这样的 How the hell did you do this to her?
我要答案 I want answers.
说 Talk!
好吧 Okay.
一百多年前... So, 100 years ago...
好吧 我现在 All right, I'm gonna need
要你闭嘴 别说了 you to shut up with that shit right now.
- 你说你想要答案的 - 我想要现实 - I thought you said you wanted answers. - I want reality!
我想要回归现实 我想要它回来 没有... I want my reality back, and I want it back right Goddamn no...
我不是敌人 I am not the enemy.
我只是想知道到底是怎么回事 I just want to know what's going on.
拜托 有人能告诉我吗 Please, will somebody tell me what's going on,
拜托了 Please.
一百多年前 More than 100 years ago,
一个叫撒迦利亚·韦伯的人发明了一台坏了的机器 a man named Zackariah Webb built a machine that broke
这台机器穿越到了未来 然后这些 and went to the future, where these tattooed wackos
纹身怪人发现了它 并用它来交换灵魂 found it and used it to swap souls.
他们交换了莉迪亚和狗的灵魂 They swapped Lydia with a corgi
是作为不让帕特里克·斯普林耍手段的筹码 to use as leverage to stop Patrick Spring,
帕特里克·斯普林其实就是撒迦利亚·韦伯 who was actually also Zackariah Webb,
他穿越时空来拿回他的机器 having jumped through time to get his machine back.
我现在真痛恨这些事 I hate everything about this right now.
到了2002年 机器帮杀了他的妻子以后 In 2002, after the Men of the Machine killed his wife,
帕特里克·斯普林 这个假身份 Patrick Spring, who was a fake identity,
就成了埃德加·斯普林的儿子 created to be the son of Edgar Spring,
其实就是撒迦利亚·韦伯本人 who was actually Zackariah Webb,
穿越到了上周 jumped forward in time to last week,
捣毁了机器帮 destroyed the Men of the Machine,
然后跑去佩瑞曼大酒店 and then went to the Perriman Grand to confront
与未来的自己对质 his future self,
这导致年轻的帕特里克·斯普林 which led to the young Patrick Spring
不小心害死了老帕特里克·斯普林 accidentally killing old Patrick Spring
因为一只小猫身体里跑出了一只鲨鱼 when a kitten went off and set off a shark explosion.
等等 所以... 这就是真相 Wait. So... that's what happened?
我觉得相当直接明了 Fairly straightforward, I think.
艾斯特维斯 还是有办法救莉迪亚的 Estevez, there's still a way to save Lydia.
没错 That's right.
你弄坏了这台机器 You destroyed this machine
这个插座 and this plug,
但还是有办法 but there's another way.
怎么办 How?
那个东西 That thing.
是同一台机器的另一个版本 It's another version of the same machine,
我们知道在哪里能插上它 and we know where to plug it in.
先生 Sir?
先生 你不能这样进来 Sir, you can't come in here like that.
闭嘴 蠢货 我要和警监说话 Shut up, idiot. I'm talking to the captain.
- 嘿 - 小子们 - Hey! - Boys.
- 进来 - 退下吧 - Get in here. - Stand down.
你不能这样走进来... You can't just come in...
他们偷走了灵魂转换器 They stole the Soul Exchanger!
你知道是谁拿着吗 And you know who has it?
你的人 艾斯特维斯 Your man, Estevez.
所以... So...
终于结束了 it's finally over.
你已经没有朋友了 里默 You got no friends left, Rimmer.
我整天都在给上面的兄弟打电话 I've been making calls to brothers in high places all day.
但没有人接 Nobody's picking up.
没有人能帮你了 There's no one left to help you.
你来这里 You come in here,
把我也置于险境 you put me in danger.
机器帮已经完了 你毁了我们 The Men of the Machine are over. You've destroyed us.
不不不 No, no, no.
他们会试着把莉迪亚和长发公主换回来 They're gonna try and switch Lydia and Rapunzel back.
拿回了机器 就拿回了控制权 We get that machine back, we get control.
我们要去仅存的圣坛 We are gonna go to the only altar that's left.
我们要带上人手 带上武器 We're gonna take men, we're gonna take weapons,
我们要去那里 and we're gonna go there.
如果现在退出 就一无所有了 If we quit now, then we lose everything.
但是 不 But, no.
我们去那 We go there.
我扶你 我扶你 I got you. I got you.
谢谢 我... Thank you. I...
我现在感觉走路轻飘飘的 I feel less walky and more fally right now.
别说了 你会保持清醒吧 Don't mention it. You... you gonna stay with us?
什么 你是说像活人那样 What? You mean, like, the living people?
是啊 Yeah.
理想的话 是的 但有时候事情就是那样 Ideally, yes, but you know how things are
当你已经拿到了一碗换来的麦片 when you've got the cereal bowl flour exchanged.
你说什么 Say what?
因为失血过多 There's a lot of wording happening
我说的很多话都表达不清 should me no talk good 'cause blood all gone.
- 没错 - 箭还在呢 - Right. - Arrow have.
我明白 I see that.
托德 你没事吧 Todd, are you good?
这个问题的答案说来话长 The answer to that question is kind of long.
我们走 Let's go.
来吧 把你放下了 Come on. Put you down.
好了 There we go.
这房子有六个入口 There are six entrances to the house.
我们无法兼顾到所有入口 There's no way we can cover all of them,
所以如果有人进来... so if anyone comes in...
等等 他们会来这里吗 Wait. Would they come here?
这个东西 This... thing
就像是他们最神圣的东西 is like their most sacred... thing.
我们拿走了它 他们会发疯的 They're... they're gonna be mad we took it.
所以 他们知道这房子下面有什么 So... they know what's under this place.
这下面有什么 What is under this place?
一个有很多 A place with the...
东西的地方 mnh... stuff.
见鬼 布莱克小姐 Oh, shit. Ms. Black...
这些有多少是合法的 how much of this is legal?
在法律上有很多漏洞可钻 There are a number of loopholes, you know, legally, regarding
关于组成自卫队的相关国家法律 what constitutes a militia with relevance
然后依照.... to state law, and in accordance with...
你知道吗 别在意 You know what? Never mind.
这是我今天做的最不违法的事了 This is the least illegal shit I've done all day.
如果这是时间机器 我能回到过去吗 If this is a time machine, can I go back?
回到过去 去哪 Go back? Where?
救我的搭档 Save my partner.
有些事情是无法改变的 Some things can't be changed.
莉迪亚先来 Lydia first.
你知道自己在干嘛吗 You sure you know what you're doing?
不知道 我只见他们做过一次 No. I only saw them do this once.
我们先让他们穿越 然后互换位置 We jump them, then they switch places.
最后让灵魂互换 Make thing switchy.
互换 Sw-Switch.
机器帮为此有自己的一套 The Men of the Machine had a whole contraption for this.
这是正常状态吗 Is it supposed to do that?
我不太能回答这个问题 I'm not qualified to answer that question.
我为什么不能回到过去 Why can't I go back?
它打开了 我可以回到过去了 It's already on. I could go back.
我可以 我可以挽回这件事 I could... I could... I could fix this.
- 挽回一切 - 带莉迪亚过来 - I could fix everything. - Bring Lydia here.
为什么我们还要为这事费心 Why are we even bothering with this?
我可以回到过去 甚至阻止她被绑架 I could go back and stop her from ever being kidnapped.
因为那样没有用 因为... Because it doesn't work that way. Because it...
- 托德 - 不 不用担心我 - Todd. - No, don't worry about me.
就快成功了 不能放弃 We're too close to give up now.
让她手放在那 Hold her there.
好吧 艾斯特维斯 转那个曲柄 Okay. Estevez, push that crank.
对 Yeah!
那是什么 What the hell is that?
- 嘿 - 你杀了她 - Hey! - You killed her!
不不 相信我 你必须相信我 No, no, trust me. You have to trust me.
不 你杀了她 No, you killed her!
换位置 现在把他们换位置 Switch them! Switch them now!
我抱着她了 我抱着她了 I got her. I got her.
我抱... I got...
她死了 伙计 She's dead, man!
- 就是这样做的 - 她没有呼吸了 - It's how you do it. - She's not breathing.
- 你他妈杀了她 - 事情应该是这样吗 - You friggin' killed her. - Is this what's supposed to happen?
会成功的 来 It's gonna work. Here.
三 二 一 3... 2... 1.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
拜托啊 莉迪亚 Come on, Lydia.
去他的 Screw this.
她咬我 Aah! She bit me!
快醒醒 Come on.
拜托醒醒啊 Come on. Come...
法拉赫 Farah?
莉迪亚 Lydia?
- 天哪 - 我天 - Oh, my God! - Oh!
我的天哪 Oh, my God!
成功了 It worked.
天哪 Holy shit.
我还以为永远失去你了 I thought we would never get you back.
我真傻 I'm so stupid.
就不该去那个人的家里 I should have never gone to that guy's house.
我知道你会救我的 I knew you could do it.
当我看到你时 The moment I saw you,
我就知道会没事的 I knew everything was gonna be all right.
好了 没事了 Okay. Okay. Okay.
没事了 Okay.
真是非常感谢你们 Thank you so much.
我们尽了最大的努力救你了 莉迪亚 We did the best we could for you, Lydia.
你们之前把我从桥上扔了下去 These guys threw me off a bridge.
来吧 我扶你起来 Help you up. Come on.
看着我 Look at me.
来客人了 We got company.
等等 法拉赫 你要去哪 Wait. Farah, where are you going?
你待在这里 Stay here.
法拉赫 慢着 Farah, wait.
待在这就好了 Stay here.
天哪 Oh, Jesus!
我们得把机器修好 We have to fix the machine.
我们得把它送回去 We have to send it back.
送回去 Send it back?
我们应该把这蠢东西毁了 We should destroy the stupid thing.
不 没用的 No. It won't work.
必须这么做 It needs this.
它从哪来 我们就把它送回哪去 It needs to go back to where it came from
这样才能重新开始循环 to start the loop again.
它们把我的灵魂放进狗里 They put me in a dog.
我看着他喂我吃狗粮 I watched him feed me dog food.
我曾经在大街上露宿了一个星期 I've been sleeping on the streets for a week.
我都饿到吃老鼠了 I was so hungry, I ate a rat!
如果我们不及时把机器送回去 If we don't send the machine back in time,
你都不会存在 you won't exist.
你就是循环的中心 You're the center of the loop.
一切都围着你旋转 It all revolves around you.
这东西得送回到你爸那里 This has to go back to your dad
这样他才能试着控制未来 so that he can try and manipulate the future
最后遇到你的母亲 and eventually meet your mom
和她上床之后 and sex with her and...
- 托德 托德 托德 托德 - 太令人费解了 - Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd. - Everything's spinny.
当然了 Yep. Still.
你们都会死的 You guys are both dying.
不 才不会 No. No, we're not.
我们没事 We're okay. Ohh!
托德 Todd.
我们得离开这里 必须有人告诉法拉赫... We have to get out of here. Someone has to tell Farah we...
莉迪亚 Lydia.
你爸所做的一切都是为了救你 Your dad did all of this to save you.
他为了救你而死 He died to save your life.
好吧 Okay.
我该做什么 What do I do?
掩护我 Cover me!
该死 Shit!
现在该怎么做 What do I do now?
我是要把它打开还是怎样 How do I, like, turn it on or whatever?
转动那个曲柄 Turn the crank.
等等 别 再等会儿 Wait. No, no. Wait.
这机器还是坏的 The machine's still broken.
该死 你说得对 Shit. You're right.
等等 也许我只要... Okay, wait. Maybe if I could just...
不 No!
不是吧 Really?
住手 Stop right now!
我发誓 I swear to God,
我会把这蠢东西摔个稀碎 I'll smash this stupid thing into a billion pieces!
- 掩护我 - 明白 - Cover! - Copy.
掩护我 Covering!
移动 Moving!
我会摔碎的 我会... I'll do it. I'll...
你会摔碎它吗 You'll smash it?
然后呢 And then what?
然后做什么 莉迪亚·斯普林 What then, Lydia Spring?
做什么 What then?
谁来了 艾德 Who's that, Ed?
你好呀 Yo.
- 天哪 - 但是... - Jesus! - But...
之前的事很抱歉 I'm sorry about earlier.
- 这次我要了结了你 - 别啊 - I'll do it right this time. - Oh, no, no, no.
巴特 就是这玩意 Bart... this is it.
这秃头... These bald guys...
就是这些家伙雇了我 你在那天找到了我 These are the guys that hired me the day you found me!
这个东西... And this thing...
这就是他们雇我来建的东西 this is the thing that they hired me to build.
你能修好它吗 Can you fix this?
能啊 Yes.
命中注定的 It's my destiny.
谁拿走了我的枪 Who has my gun?
是谁 Who?
喂 长发公主 看我 看这边 Hey, Rapunzel. Hi. Hi.
把狗还给我 Give me my dog.
把枪放下 Drop your gun.
我要一枪崩了你的头 I am gonna shoot you in the head.
一枪崩了你的头 I am gonna shoot you in the head
然后把我的狗夺回来 and take my Goddamn dog!
这两件事中 只会发生一件 One of those things is gonna happen.
我好像搞定了 I think I did it.
我应该修好啦 I think I finished it.
巴特 这就是你把我带到这的原因啊 Bart, this is why you brought me here.
我的枪里还有一发子弹 I still got one bullet left.
奇怪 Weird.
别开枪 别开枪 No, no, no, no!
好吧 Okay.
再见 德克 Bye, Dirk.
什么... Wha...
我们走吧 这些人都是疯子 Let's get out of here. These people are nutjobs.
数三下 On 3.
一 二 三 1... 2... 3.
抱歉 坏了 试了几次都一样 但这最后... 该死 德克·简特里
搞定了 Solved it.
嘿 失败者 Hey, loser.
阿曼达吗 Amanda?
你回来了吗 You came back?
是我和无赖三人帮回来救了你 Me and the Rowdy 3 came and saved you.
顺带一提 他们说没有下次了 They say that's the last time, by the way.
- 救了我吗 - 是啊 - Saved me? - Yeah. Duh.
救了大家 Saved everyone.
感觉那里有好几百号人 There were like a hundred dudes out there.
我们揍了他们 他们就跑了 And we beat them up, and then they ran away.
老兄 那真是太爽了 Dude, it was sick.
德克在哪里 Where's Dirk?
那个警察带他去医院了 The cop took him to the hospital.
不太乐观 It was not pretty.
法拉赫送莉迪亚到其他地方去 Farah took Lydia somewhere.
她让你们六点到这里碰面 She said to meet her at this address at 6:00.
德克说你现在恨他 Dirk says you hate him now,
因为他欺骗了你 'cause he tricked you or something?
他毁了我的生活 He ruined my life.
对 Right.
那就这样吧 All right.
再见 托德 Later, Todd.
等等 Wait.
干嘛 What?
你又有中奖的彩票了 You have another lottery ticket?
你到底是怎么打算的 What was your plan with that, anyway?
我本来想... I was gonna try and...
弥补 fix things,
挽回一切 fix everything.
有些事情挽回不了 托德 Some things you don't fix, Todd.
有时候 你走错一步 Sometimes, when you fall down,
就会步步走错 you fall all the way down.
你搞砸了 You blew it.
事实就是如此 That's just the way it is.
但是我相信一点 Here's what I do believe.
德克·简特里进入你的生活是有原因的 I think Dirk Gently came into your life for a reason.
想想 两个星期以前 I mean, two weeks ago,
你还只是个三十三岁酒店服务员 you were a 33-year-old hotel bellhop
没钱没朋友 with no money and no friends
一直以来欺骗着我 who spent all of his time lying to me.
现在 看看你 Now look at you.
你是那个灵媒侦探的助手 You're the badass partner to a psychic detective,
而且也变诚实了 and you're honest.
想想为什么德克要瞒着你 Think about why Dirk lied to you.
你和德克一起救了那个女孩 You and Dirk, you saved that girl.
是你救了那个女孩 You saved that girl's life.
不管他瞒了你什么 No matter what he lied about,
救人才是最重要的 不是吗 isn't that the part that matters?
回头见 托德 I'll see you around, Todd.
阿曼达... Amanda...
你真的要跟那些人走吗 are you really gonna leave with those guys?
拜托 托德 I mean, Todd, come on.
他们都把夹克给我了 They already gave me a jacket.
饿了吗 You hungry?
你吃的是什么 What is it?
埃塞俄比亚菜 Ethiopian.
这不是个词吧 That's not a word.
真有这个词吗 Is that a word?
你刚刚在那做了那些事 You did a thing back there with the thing.
没错 Yes, I did.
你也一样 And you did, too.
还有 那个人 Hey, that guy, um,
德克·简特里... 他不是你要杀的人 Dirk Gently... you weren't supposed to kill him.
你应该是要保护他 You were supposed to protect him.
反正这种事也不是第一次发生了 不是吗 That's not the first time that's happened, is it?
我也应该带你去那 所以... I was supposed to bring you there, too, so...
你做了该做的 And you did the thing.
既然你现在完成了 可能你就会走了... And now that you did it, maybe you're gonna leave and...
就像 Like,
你完成了你的使命 you did your destiny or whatever,
完成了之后 就会走了 and now that you did it, maybe you're gonna go.
肯定不好受吧 肯 And it's bad, Ken.
你可以做你想做的事 Well, you do, uh, whatever you want, you know,
因为我之前绑架你 because I kidnapped you and...
发生的这一切 你肯定不好受吧 and it... it must have been really bad for you.
我没有考虑过你的感受 You know, I didn't think about your feelings
你的想法... and all that, and...
我不想让你走 I don't want you to go, I...
应该吧 I think.
听着... Hey, um...
我不会离开的 I'm not going anywhere.
大大的拥抱 Big hug.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
你在伯利兹下飞机之后 会有保镖来接你 Security will meet you on the ground in Belize.
到了之后 不要打给我 You cannot call me when you land.
到了那里 就要靠你自己了 From there, you'll be on your own.
你可以用你父亲海外的银行账户 You can access your father's offshore accounts.
所有事都... Everything's...
我不明白为什么一定要出国 I don't understand why I have to leave the country.
暂时而已 It's just for now.
我们不知道他们还有多少人 We... We don't know how many of them are still out there.
他们可能还在找你 They could still be looking for you.
我甚至不知道"他们"是谁 I don't even know who "they" are.
他们是因时光机而诞生的邪教 They're a cult formed around the time machine
我父亲不小心从过去送到未来的时光机 my father accidentally sent forward from the past.
他们利用机器的漏洞来交换灵魂 They use a broken aspect of the machine to swap bodies.
绑架我的人是一个摇滚明星 The guy who kidnapped me was a rock star,
他失去理智 背叛了他们 and he got mad and betrayed them.
在同一天 我父亲穿越到未来 Coincidentally, on the same day, my father traveled
为我母亲的死复仇 into the future to get revenge for the murder of my mother.
很抱歉变成这样 I'm so sorry things ended this way.
我让你失望了 辜负了你的父亲 I... I let you down. I let your father down.
你说什么傻话 What are you talking about?
这是个时间循环 你也无能为力 It was a time loop. There was nothing you could do.
这已经是最好的结局了 This was the best possible ending.
你还不明白吗 Don't you see that?
法拉赫 你狠狠教训了他们一顿 然后救了我 Farah, you kicked everyone's ass and saved me.
很有你的范 It was so... you.
真的 It was?
没错 我小的时候 Yeah. Ever since I was little,
你就是最能鼓舞别人的 you were the most inspiring person ever.
但你现在总是把古怪的一面藏起来 But you always try to hide from what a freak you are.
然后 我父亲死了 我变成了一条狗 And then, when my dad died and I was a dog
一切都变得绝望 and everything was hopeless,
而你带着一群怪人 拯救了一切 there you are with an army of weirdos, saving the day.
这已经很完美了 It was perfect.
你很完美 You are perfect.
祝你好运 法拉赫 Good luck, Farah.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
你给你汇了四百万 I just gave you $4 million.
什么 怎么做到的 Huh? Wha... How?
用手机啊 My phone. Duh.
祝你和新朋友过得愉快 Have fun with your new friends.
他们看起来也不正常 They seem insane.
好吧 Okay.
刚开始 只是一个想法 In the beginning, it was just an idea.
我想... I wanted...
我太想相信 I wanted so badly
这背后有更大的 to believe that there was something bigger,
更大的模式 更大的涵义 a bigger pattern, bigger meaning.
第一次遇到你 我就知道了 I knew, when I first met you,
找到了 I found it.
这是真的 It was real.
这都是真的 你就是活生生的证明 It was all real, and you were proof.
你确实是你说的那样 You are what you say you are,
我以你为荣 and I am so proud of you.
长话短说 直到昨天 Very long story short... until yesterday,
这被誉为我办过的最好的案子 it hailed as my greatest case,
一个欺骗 危险 one of deception, danger,
背叛的案子 一个彻底的 double-crosses, and an all-around perversion
高情感颠覆 还有 我敢说 浪漫 of high emotion, and... dare I say it... romance.
那匹马帕夫斯造假... 你没听错 造假 Puffles the horse had faked... yes, faked...
他的死亡被... his death by...
我需要这张轮椅 I need the chair.
什么 Sorry?
你坐的这张 That you're in.
对 确实 Oh. Yes. Quite.
再见 Bye.
好吧 Oh, well.
又一个人了 Here I am again.
哪里 Where?
托德 你... Todd, you're...
来了 here.
但那个案子都结束了 Mm. But the... the case is over.
你肩膀怎么样了 How's your shoulder?
事实上 还是很痛 It's terrible, actually.
听着 我不明白 Look, I don't... I don't understand.
你是想要我做什么吗 Did you want something from me or...
我帮不了你 我什么都做不了 I can't help you. I... I can't do anything
帮不了你现在的处境 to help your situation or what I said.
我不需要帮忙 I don't need help.
给 Here.
我从你的公寓拿到了这个 I got this from your apartment.
这是件"墨西哥葬礼"乐队的T恤 It's a "Mexican Funeral" T-shirt.
我没剩几件了 所以别... I don't have many left, so... try not to...
中弹了 get shot at in it.
听着 我很抱歉 但我不懂 Look, I am sorry, but I don't understand.
你是... You're...
你想要什么 为什么会在这 What do you want? Why are you here?
我来这是因为你是朋友 I'm here because I'm your friend.
另外 我不想错过 Besides, I don't want to miss out
下一个案子 on when the next case starts.
所以... So...
你不是说这个乐队很讨厌你 Didn't you say this band hated you?
是啊... Yeah, well...
我们迟到了 法拉赫想见我们 We're late. Farah wants to meet up.
什么 是吗 What? Really?
一旦艾斯特维斯判我们无罪 Once Estevez gives us the all clear,
一些人就会问我们问题 some people are going to ask us some questions.
确实 Undoubtedly.
我们要怎么回答他们 And how do we answer them?
是啊 我们不能告诉人们时光机的事 Yeah, we can't tell people about the time machine.
会被认为是疯子 We'll sound insane.
我们可不想成为疯子 We don't want to sound insane.
对 我们想像个正常人 No, we want to sound like sane guys.
很正常 而且很无聊 So sane, we're boring.
没错 两个无聊 正常的人 Yeah, two boring, sane guys,
拥有... 正常的时间 having a... normal time.
最佳的方案是 我们说 Let's say, best-case scenario, we come out of this
尽管都是死人 我们还是没有被逮捕 not arrested, despite all the... deaths.
没错 这些... 死人 Yeah, the... the... the deaths.
然后呢 What then?
我很乐意给你的侦探社 I'd like to make an investment
做一笔投资 in your detective agency.
- 是吗 - 什么 - Really? - What?
但... 但... 但... 但当然了 But, uh... But, uh... But, uh... But, uh... But of course!
我接受你的提议 作我的风险投资人 I accept your proposal as my venture capitalist.
概念想法都已经明确了 Proof of concept has clearly already been established.
但我对标志的想法还是很坚定 But I remain quite firm on the signage.
一块黄铜的匾... A brass plaque...
"德克·简特里的全能侦探社" "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"...
有知名度之类的 name recognition and all that.
我不想跟什么"法拉赫"啊"托德"啊 I wouldn't want to muddy it with a jumble
混在一起 这样更清爽 of "Farahs" and "Todds." It's... It's cleaner this way.
你打算给我多少钱 让我同意这桩买卖 And... how much can I expect me to say yes to?
如果她是你的搭档 If she's your partner,
我觉得挂上她的名字才公平 I don't think it's fair to nix her name.
不 我更希望我的名字... No, I... I'd prefer my name to remain off the...
别挂上去 name.
就这么定了 So it's settled.
托德 我觉得你不再是助手了 And, Todd, I feel like you're no longer an assistant.
我提拔你为护卫 I'm promoting you to ward.
那不就像男保姆吗 Isn't that like a male nanny?
对 我才不... Yeah. I'm not...
好吧 德克 你又在惹我生气了 Okay, Dirk, you're pissing me off again.
你不喜欢这个头衔吗 Oh, well, you don't like the title?
什么鬼 What the hell?
打算掩盖来过的痕迹吗 蠢... Trying to cover up your tracks, ass...
货 hole?
你为什么开枪 Why did you shoot me?
该死 Oh, shit. Ohh!
该死 天哪 Dang it. Pete's sakes.
这只是... Now it's... You know...
这只是... This is...
伙计 这样太完美了 Man, now it's just perfect.
这才是真的我 This is just so me.
我不知道为什么开枪 I don't know why I shot you.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
不 抱歉 Duh. No. Sorry.
你不知道发生了什么 You don't know what's going on.
不知道 没错 No. Right.
我知道那些灵魂转换的家伙 和那台机器 I... I know about the body-swapping guys and the machine.
我们只是把斯普林的房子烧了 We just burned the Spring house down
清理干净之后 把他在 and cleaned that up, and then we went
动物园的地盘也给烧了 and burned their place down, too, at the zoo.
我一直在把所有东西都烧了 I've just been burning everything down.
那里面有我们的重要文件 It... We had a big file on that.
里面有重要文件 什么都有 Big files on, like, everything.
他们想让我干嘛 全读了吗 And what do they want me to do, read 'em all?
我可做不到 I can't do that.
太无聊了 It's... it's boring.
我只是想掌权 I... I just wanted to be in charge,
但他们没告诉你 一旦你掌权了 but what they don't tell you is that, once you're in charge,
到处都是那种 there's all this other, like,
什么什么 机密啊之类的 blah-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh, top secret, bleh.
你知道吗 You know what?
他们不能逮捕我 They can't arrest me.
比如我们打算杀掉 Like, we're gonna go kill the rest
那些剩下的灵魂交换人 这就都是机密 of those body-swapping guys, and it's all, like, top secret,
所以不需要有书面记录 so it's off of books,
我只需要写一份电子邮件 and all I had to do was write, like, an e-mail.
然后我们也要去找... And... And then we're gonna go get the, uh,
那些有特异功能的人... the psychics, too...
你一直在追踪的那些人 all the ones that you've been tracking and more.
他们不会让里金斯去做的 And they wouldn't let Riggins do it, I guess,
但他们更喜欢我 but they like me... more... better,
因为他们给了我八千万美金 because they gave me $80 million.
我们要把知情的人全杀了 We have to kill everybody who knows about it.
所以... So...
我也得杀了你 I guess I got to kill you, too.
不 No.
不 你不必这样 No, you don't have to do that.
你不需要... You don't, uh...
我什么都不知道 I don't know anything.
我甚至一点都不能理解 I don't... I don't even understand any of this.
我只是想当个好警察 I'm just trying to be a good cop.
我只是想当个好警察 Ohh! I'm just trying to be a good cop.
拜托 你不必 Please, you know, you don't have to.
求你了 伙计 Please, man.
你现在是在拿枪吗 Are you reaching for your gun right now?
我只是在工作 I'm just doing my job.
所以 如果我们要做... So... if we do this...
- 我们已经在做了 - 我们要怎么找案子 - We're already doing it. - Well, how do we find a case.
你自己感觉就好了 Just let yourself feel it.
感觉 Feel it?
没错 Yes.
好吧 Okay.
花点时间 Take a moment.
感觉到了吗 Feel anything?
好吧 闭上眼 Okay, close your eyes.
有感觉了吗 Anything at all?
我... I...
要去上厕所 To go to the bathroom.
嘿 这是... Hey. It's...
没错 Yeah.
法拉赫 你能等我一下吗 Farah, would you excuse me for a moment?
就一会儿 Just a moment.
谢谢 Thanks.
沃格 带她离开 Vogle, get her out of here.
什么 What?
- 快走 - 什么 - Go on, get! - What?
举起手来 Hands in the air!
你们想突袭吗 You want to rush?!
来吧 Let's rush!
卢克斯·杜约悼念表演 我们不会让你离开
干翻他们 小子们 Let's get 'em, boys!
现在不行 Not now.
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托德 托德 天哪 他们来了 Todd! Todd, oh, my God! They're coming!
真糟糕 It's really bad!
什么 发生什么了 谁来了 What? What's happening? Who's coming?
托德 听我说 必须听我说 Todd, listen to me. You have to listen.
等等 待着别动 我来找你 Wait. Stay where you are. I'll find you.
你会没事的 你会没事的 You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine.
托德 Todd?
托德 怎么了 Todd, what's happening?!
- 天哪 - 托德 - Ah, God! - Todd!