财富战争 前情回顾 Previously on Billions...
敬我们的新司法部长 To our new AG.
愿他永远担任下去 Oh. Long may he rule.
不久前 我还拥有着北极星 Until recently, I had always had a North Star.
太迟了 It's too late.
这是离婚人士之间的谈话方式吧 That's how divorced people talk.
对 It is.
你真的要做出改变 You really are serious about making a change.
我心意已决 I am committed to this course.
我要洗刷这个邪恶的世界 To purge the world of villainy.
还有我自己的... And myself of...
也是邪恶吧 I guess villainy, too.
告诉过你 不会再给你透露信息了 Told you, done giving you info.
总有一天 There will come a time
你会为了生存 不得不站到 when you will be forced to line up against Axe
阿克塞的对立面 for your very survival.
到时候 你会需要我 When it does, you will need me.
我给你买一整个披萨 I'll trade ya a whole pie,
外带解决罗兹给你的麻烦 plus solve your Rhoades problems,
交换条件是把你手下的一个人介绍给我 for an introduction to a certain guy who works for your outfit.
他们叫我"冷酷鲍勃" 你知道为什么吗 They call me "Hard Bob," And you know why?
我有一个猜想 I have an idea.
因为我眼里容不得沙子 'Cause I brook no bullshit.
据我所知 我们还是有点主权的 Last I checked, we still had some sovereignty.
你想就此摆明立场吗 This is where you want to make a stand?
你偷走了我的萨满 You stole my shaman.
我下场 就是来赢的 When I compete, hell, I'm there to win.
哥们 游戏还没结束 Game's not over, buddy boy.
如果梅森资本不在了 我还在这干吗 But if Mase Cap is no longer an operation, what do I do here?
这就是你炉边谈话的答案 That's your answer to the fireside chat:
你要办银行 You want to become a bank.
我要办银行 I want to become a bank.
为了将它洗劫一空 In order to rob it?
为了不必将之洗劫一空 In order that I don't have to.
财富战争
第五季第03集
斯金纳预备学院
BGM:《Father and Son》by Cat Stevens
你怎么知道这玩意不会爆炸 How do you know this shit isn't gonna blow up?
戈迪·阿克塞尔罗德不让它爆炸 它就不会爆炸 'Cause Gordie Axelrod only blows up shit when he wants to.
你刚刚用的第三人称 Did you just go full third-person?
是 我知道 有点过了 Yeah, I know. Too much.
我激动过头了 I got carried away with the excitement.
马库斯 可以开始了 Marcus. Good to go.
准备好了 Yah. Good to go.
好的 二 一 拉闸 Alright. Two. One. Jam it.
太棒了 我们要发达了 Yeah! Let's get rich...
- 没错 - 我们是数字货币富豪了 - Yeah. - We're crypto millionaires!
我靠 Oh, shit.
戈迪·阿克塞尔罗德一败涂地 Gordie Axelrod done fucked up.
靠 Damn.
经销商送来的照片没有捕捉到这些画作的... Those photos the dealer sent don't capture the...
力量吗 Power?
是啊 你得亲自站在画作跟前 Yeah, you have to stand in front of a painting.
才能感觉到 Feel what it does to you.
确实觉出点什么 I'm sure feeling something.
是什么 What is it?
这家伙在跟大主题较劲 Oh. Guy's wrestling with the big themes.
性 毒品和可可泡芙 Sex, drugs, and Cocoa Puffs?
接近了 Close...
这幅 This.
就是这幅 This is the one.
经销商说他上一次展览就在不久前 Dealer said his last show was a while ago.
说差点就没法收场了 Dealer said it was almost a bust...
那家伙拒绝讨好收藏家 guy refused to dance for collectors.
但还是卖出去了 But it sold through.
- 艺术 - 是啊 艺术 - The work... - Yeah, the work.
趁着还没出展就带我过来看 干得不错 Good job getting me in here while it's still virgin snow.
展览还没开始 赶紧买下 Let's grab these up before the show starts.
尼科·坦纳 《内爆：2》2019
- 什么情况 - 红点 - What the fuck? - Red dots?
说明画被卖了 也就是说... That means sold. That means...
有人比我们还超前看过 There was a pre-pre-viewing?
- 绝无可能 - 这种事也有过 - Im-fucking-possible. - It happened.
我们被截胡了 We got snaked.
我要找到那个经销商 把他像M16突击步枪一样 I will find the dealer and ship him back to that armory
拆卸了装进板条箱里 送回兵工厂... broken down like a disassembled M-16 in a fucking crate...
先别管经纪人了 之后再找他算账 Forget the dealer. We'll get him later.
我们现在找源头去 Right now we go to the source.
内爆 尼科·坦纳
你知道他长什么样吗 You know what this guy looks like?
不知道 他在网络上很低调 No. Very low-pro on the web.
好吧 我们会找到他的... Well. We'll spot him...
你看 Look.
找到了 And now we have.
嗨 坦纳 Hey, Tanner,
- 博比·阿克塞尔罗德 - 你好 - Bobby Axelrod... - How you doing?
坦纳 阿克塞是位大收藏家 Tanner, Axe, here, is a major collector.
对未来很有看法 值得认识一下 Great eye for what's next. Worth knowing.
我也希望有东西能卖给你 但是... I wish I had something to sell you. But...
普林斯 你买下了内爆系列 Prince. You bought the Implosion series.
很高兴知道你也喜欢 Oh. I love knowing that you dig 'em, too.
我刚好早到了一点 他们跟我介绍了一下 Yeah. I got here early, and they spoke to me.
巧了不是 我不是故意夺你所爱的 Damn, man. Not my intention to scoop you.
嗨 没准我也买不到呢 你好 Hey, if it couldn't be me. Salut.
现在就杀了我吧 Just kill me now.
令人不安的画作 是吧 Disturbing work, huh?
让人不禁思考起重大的问题 It really gets into the weighty questions.
吸引我注意力的 You know, what caught my eye
是面对不可避免的衰败时的谦逊 is the humility in the face of inevitable decay.
当然 你肯定没看出来 Something you missed, no doubt.
等它挂在我的海滨别墅里 Ahh, well, I'll have plenty of time to find it
我有的是时间寻找它 when it's hanging in my beach house.
下次记得先下手为强 Well, you'll beat me to the punch next time.
你得买多少垃圾画作 How much second-rate dogshit did you have to buy
- 才让他抢得先机 - 非也 收买别人 - to get him in early? - Nah, buying someone off,
- 那是你的惯用手段 - 你靠什么呢 魅力吗 - that's your move. - What'd you use, charm?
魅力吗 太虚无缥缈了 Charm? Charm's thin.
瞧瞧 你是挺有魅力的 但你还是得不到画作 Shit, you're charming, but you ain't got a painting.
我碰巧是个热情好客之人 No, I happen to be warm and inviting.
这能将大家吸引到我身边 And draw people to me.
比如这回 我有幸和他的经销商 In this case, I lucked into catching
一起在祖玛喝了杯早茶 a morning set with his dealer in Zuma.
就昨天的事 不费吹灰之力 Yesterday. Hardly had to ask.
真是缘分天注定啊 Serendipity do da.
你接下来有什么打算 So. Where do you go from here?
回家 回哈德森 Home. Back to Hudson.
是嘛 《内爆》系列已经结束了吗 Oh? You done with Implosion?
你还想要 Are you?
我是在跟画家说话 I'm, uh, talking with the artist.
如果你肯再画几幅 我非常乐意买下 'Cause I'd love to buy if you have more.
我真的说不清我什么时候会再想画 I-I don't have a fucking clue if I ever will.
我痴迷于见证事物 I've always been obsessed with what happens to things
走向终焉后的发展 when they come to their end.
嗯 我画画不是为了卖钱 Yeah. I don't paint for money.
从未有过 也没这需求 Never have. Or demand.
所以我真说不上来 So I don't know.
好 等你想画的时候 别忘了找我 Well when you do, think of me.
行吧 Okay.
坦纳 这是你的高光时刻 Tanner, it's your moment,
咱们一起下楼让大家欣赏我们的画作吧 let's go down and let 'em see our paintings.
我辜负了你 亲爱的 I failed you, habibi.
我现在没心情给你加油鼓劲 I don't feel like bucking you up right now.
- 你赶紧进行下一步 - 哪一步 - Just do the next thing. - Which is?
"我画画不是为了卖钱" "I don't paint for money"
意思就是还没碰到心动的价钱 means nobody has paid me enough yet.
所以既然买不下画... If you can't buy the art...
买下画家也一样 buy the artist.
你给我活干后会发生什么 What happens when you give me a job?
正如赫克托·埃里仲杜在电影《火烈鸟少年》里那样 Like Hector Elizondo in The Flamingo Kid:
你切下接头 它就不动了 You cut a joint, it stays.
我完全不懂你说的是什么意思 I have no idea what any of those words mean.
但没错 我把事情办妥了 But yes. I get the damn job done.
是这样 他是个水管工... See, he's a plumber...
他靠双手工作 And, uh, he works with his hands.
导管接头就是... A pipe joint is, um...
不管怎样 怎么了这是 Anyway, in this case?
州长将我们的预算 Once the governor took our budget
以及刑事案件夺走 你说过... and those criminal cases away, you said, uh...
对 给我找点油水大的 Yes. Find me some civil cases
民事案件 with big settlements.
这样油水的部分我们可以自由支配 Since we get to keep 'em and spend it as we see fit.
我办妥了 Well, I did it.
我们马上要有大约五百万美元的进项 We'll have about 5 million coming in.
谢天谢地 Praise be.
对 就像《火烈鸟少年》里的埃里仲杜 Yep. Just like Elizondo in Kid.
我就当你在夸我吧 I'll take that as a compliment.
我就是这个意思 Oh, that's how it was intended.
如果我想侮辱你的话 我会叫你大锡德 If I'd wanted to insult you, I'd have called you Big Sid.
干得漂亮 Good job.
再多找些进项来 Keep it coming.
你觉得如何 What do you think?
你觉得他会买账吗 Think he'll go for it?
- 换你你不买账吗 - 我肯定买 - Wouldn't you? - Yeah.
但我跟他看世界的眼光完全不同 But I don't see the world the way he does.
不过这儿光线是不错... It does get good light though...
你想谈谈办银行的事对吧 You wanted to talk banks?
那咱们就谈谈吧 Let's talk banks.
阿克塞尔...你办不成银行 Axe...you're not getting a bank.
概括地说就是这么回事 很遗憾 That is, sadly, the long and short of it.
本来这话我约好在你的办公室谈 Which I could've told you in five minutes at your office,
花五分钟就能讲完... where we were supposed to meet...
是啊 但计划有变 Yeah, change of plans.
- 这是什么地方 - 搞了个特别项目 - What is this place? - Special project.
你别在意 Don't worry about it.
好了 告诉我怎么办银行吧 So, how'm I getting a bank.
我都说了 办不成 Told you, you won't.
联邦存款保险公司绝不会批准 FDIC approval is never happening.
我知道这事儿难办 所以我们才请来了冷酷鲍勃 We know it's hard. That's why we have Hard Bob here.
帮我们抽丝剥茧 To crack it open.
你不可能就为了给我们道歉来纽约吧... You didn't come to New York City just to give us apologies...
不 我是来参观军械库展览会的 No, I came for the Armory Show.
那他呢 And him?
我喜欢艺术展聚会 I like art parties.
所以在帮你理解你为什么 Which we will be getting back to post-haste...
办不成联邦银行之后 after I make you understand
我们会尽快赶回去看展... why a federal bank will not be in your future.
喂 Hello?
知道了... 我下午就到 Understood... I'll be there this afternoon.
我们得上飞机了 We need to get on a plane.
戈迪在学校里犯了事 Gordie stepped in some shit at school.
- 祝旅途顺利... - 等一下 - Have a good trip... - Uh uh. Hang tight.
你俩跟我们一起去 You two are both coming with.
在飞机着陆前 And by the time we land,
我得知道怎么才能办成银行 I want to know how I am getting a fucking bank.
这他妈怎么行得通 No fucking way that works.
你他妈能理解才见鬼呢 No fucking way you understand it.
我们教育学子 以期他们有朝一日 We educate them so they can run the world.
掌控世界 One day.
但我们不能让他们掌控学校 But we can't let them run the school.
那是我们的工作 That's our job.
在他们准备好之前 To make the tough decisions
替他们作出艰难抉择 until they're ready to.
这是强加意志吗 这是纡尊降贵吗 Is that hand-holding? Is that condescension?
不是 在我们劳伦斯堡大学 我们称之为指导 No. Here at Lawrenceburg, we call it guidance.
他这话说的没错 He's right about that.
那所大学里的学生... The students at that university...
如果他让他们获胜 任由他们决定向何处投资... if he lets them win, decide where to invest...
他将失去一切控制权 he's lost all control.
他只是嘴上这么说 That's what he's saying.
但他心里可不这么想 But not what he believes.
这是NLP 也就是自然语言处理 This is NLP. Natural Language Processing.
通过人工智能分析潜台词 Analyzing subtext through artificial intelligence.
- 绝对有用 - 而且非常酷炫 - It does work. - And pretty fucking cool.
电脑正在挖掘他所说词句的画外音 The computer is digging past the words he's saying,
演讲的背后潜台词... beneath the speech itself...
- 听上去还像是忽悠 - 注意力集中 - Still seems like bullshit. - Stay with us.
通过分析说话模式 声音频率 By analyzing speech patterns, vocal frequencies,
语气 句子结构 tone, sentence structure,
它告诉我们这个人其实是想 it tells us that this man wants to divest
撤出他们大学投给化石燃料项目的 his university's billion dollar fund
十亿美元基金 from fossil fuels.
不仅仅是因为学生的抗议 And not just because of student protests.
- 而是因为他也认为这是明智之举 - 理论上来讲 对吧 - Because he thinks it's right. - That's a theory, right?
你是说只是有可能 A probability?
看看他 还挣扎呢 Look at him: trying.
是的 这是一个概率性结论 Yes, it is a probabilistic conclusion.
但我们分析了他的声明 But we've analyzed his statements
并注意到了约五年前的一处变动... and noticed a change about five years ago...
那时正是第一次有学校撤出投资的时候 the first time any major university divested.
如果他也想撤资 那他为什么还畏畏缩缩 If he wants in on the party, why's he holding back?
要知道 You know it's not so easy
想在没有重大损失的前提下 to unroll from these positions
撤出这些仓位是很难的 without significant losses.
- 我们能帮他一把 - 那必须的 - Can we? - Hell yeah, we can!
这将是这个系统的第一次实战 I mean, this will be the first live test.
但没错...我对此充满信心 But yeah... I'm pretty fucking sure.
让劳伦去宣传吧 Have Lauren set the pitch.
我认识他们大学董事会的几个人 I know some of his board of trustees.
这活儿肯定不容易 This won't be easy.
爱拼才会赢 Big wins never are.
那就把这家的基金拿下 Then go get that endowment.
千万别失败 因为兰斯德瑞特撤资之后... And don't fail, because after Langstraat pulled...
对 又一次失败将是使人意志消糜 Yes. Another loss will be demoralizing.
后果严重 And crippling.
要想获得成功 我们也需要你 To succeed we're going to need you to be
进入你最近不常见的状态 something you haven't been lately.
友善吗 Friendly?
高效 Effective.
你是如何取悦那些价值观 How do you appeal to someone whose values,
整个信仰体系与你完全相反的人的 whose entire system of beliefs, is opposed to yours?
- 你这是在说我吗 - 这回不是 - Are you talking about me? - Not this time. No.
不过 你是该在接近劳伦前先征得一下我的同意 Although you should have asked me before approaching Lauren.
你现在想谈这个吗 Do you want to talk about it now?
不 我想谈的是一个潜在的投资者 No. No, a potential investor.
劳伦斯堡大学的校长 Chancellor of Lawrenceburg.
你是想再给我些细节信息 Do you want to give me more information
还是只想纯理论交谈呢 or leave it super theoretical?
无论什么时候 我都想为你提供 I would like to give you, at all times,
尽可能少的信息 as little information as possible.
我们找到了一种挖掘他潜台词的方法 But we have found a way to get underneath his words.
他心知他应该让他的学校转出化石燃料行业的股份 He knows he should divest his school from fossil fuels.
但他又讨厌学生为此事给他施加的压力 He hates that the pressure to do so is coming from students.
而且他认为如果自己一着不慎 And if he does it in the wrong way,
有可能会遭到解雇 he believes he will be fired.
也就是他过于在乎 So he cares too much about things
那些他根本不该在乎的事情 he shouldn't care about at all?
他心里有一部分就是想着 Part of him wants to fight the kids
为了与学生抗争而抗争 for the sake of fighting the kids.
但这是非理性的 But that isn't rational.
但这就是现实世界 That's the problem with the real world,
活生生的人 real people.
我们不是电脑 We're not computers
不能靠软件指导硬件 with the software directing the hardware.
我们都不是理性行动者 We're not rational actors.
- 有些人就是啊 - 有些人自以为如此 - Some of us are. - Some of us think we are.
你对乔纳森·海特有了解吗 Are you familiar with Jonathan Haidt?
社会心理学家 The social psychologist.
- 你信上帝吗 - 不信 - Do you believe in God? - Um, no.
那咱们做个简单的交易吧 A simple transaction.
我出十美元购买你永恒的灵魂 Ten bucks, for your eternal soul.
对了 另外你需要在纸上签字确认 Oh, and you need to sign it over on paper.
你接受这个交易吗 Do you take the deal?
你这刹那间的犹疑 And that pause tells you
恰恰告诉了你 对于人心需要有哪些领悟 everything you need to know about people.
当你原本的信念一头扎进 The moment when convictions run headlong
层层心理包袱的时候 into layers of psychological baggage
社会演化和社会习俗 that evolution and social convention
会将之死死缠住 have wrapped them in.
虽然你不相信灵魂这一宗教概念 You don't believe in the religious concept of a soul,
但你在售卖自己灵魂时仍旧心存犹疑 yet you still hesitate at selling yours.
理性思考和理性行动之间 There's still that gap
软件和硬件之间 between rational thought and rational action.
总是存在一定的差距 Between software and hardware
那怎样缩小这份差距呢 How do we bridge that gap?
让他对自己的不作为感到恐惧 Make the man fear inaction.
让他知道 若是做出了错误决定 他会后悔的 And the regret he'll have if he makes the wrong move.
现在话题回到劳伦身上 And now we're back to Lauren.
别再按你的意愿随意支使我的人 Stop moving people around as you think best,
哪怕你的决策是对的 even if you're right.
你都应该先经过我的同意 You should have approached me first.
我们应该多多交流 We should talk more.
- 先生们 - 谢谢 塞布丽娜 - Gentlemen. -Thanks, Sabrina.
请慢用 Enjoy.
我不想太过唐突 但我可以畅所欲言吗 I don't want to offend. May I speak freely?
请讲 Please do.
即便是你 也不能靠着行贿 Even you can't bribe, beg,
跪求和胁迫给自己搞个银行出来 and bully your way into a bank.
你过去的法律纠纷让你太过于"香气扑鼻" Your past legal troubles make you too fragrant
挡不住联邦背景调查的"俯冲" to clear the federal background dive.
美国证券交易委员会将全方位回绝你的申请 The SEC will drop its scat all over your application.
我也不想太过唐突 但我可以畅所欲言吗 I, too, don't want to offend. May I speak freely?
我喜欢这种说话模式 但我眼里不容沙子 Mode I prefer. I brook no bullshit.
去你大爷的 You can go fuck yourself.
我们的法律问题已经消失了 Our legal issues were extinguished.
现在再提这档子事无异于 Bringing them up now is like watching porn
脱裤子放屁 after you've already gotten off.
我可以畅所欲言吗 Well, may I speak freely?
你们的法律问题 Your legal issues were the tip
还只是有毒冰上的一角... of the fucking toxic iceberg...
我可以畅所欲言吗 May I speak freely?
你俩都可以他妈的畅所欲言 You can both speak fucking freely.
我还以为你是全能神呢 怎么着也差不了多少吧 I thought you were omnipotent. Or pretty fucking close anyway.
现在你却说联邦存款保险公司不会让我通过审批 Now you're telling the FDIC won't give me approval?
就算是耶稣也得在想象范围内施展神迹 Even Jesus kept the miracles in the realm of the conceivable.
在联邦存款保险公司面前 赌场执照委员会 The FDIC makes the casino licensing board
软得跟厕纸没两样 look as soft as Cottonelle.
天杀的银行家差点把国家都搞破产了 The fucking bankers almost bankrupted the country...
一边搞国家 一边让自己更加富有 And they got even richer when they did it.
可他们先拿到了执照 But they got their licenses first.
他们都很聪明 知道在把银行执照拿到手之前 They were smart enough not to stick their shmekels
不可以提枪上阵 into the tushies of the average American
干美国大众的后庭 until they actually had a goddamn bank charter.
凡事都讲究个顺序 As in all things, sequence matters.
你手脏得也太快了 You got too dirty too soon.
帮我想个办法 So gimme a plan.
申请个州执照试试 Take your chance with a state charter.
监管机构不同 也更少 或许更开放些 适用... Different regulators, lesser. Perhaps more open to the...
行贿 跪求 胁迫一条龙 Bribing, the begging, the bullying.
我们还是能办银行的 We'd still be a bank.
只要你能通过审查 If you make it through the flaming hoops.
你要展现出高度清偿能力 You'll need to show a high level of liquidity.
要有个无懈可击的董事会 You'll need an airtight board.
还要有个稳如泰山的首席执行官 You'll need a, a unassailable CEO.
你还得用那些对自己的腐败行为毫无悔意 And you'll have to rehab your image with state pols
完全视而不见的 who will be unapologetic
政府官员来修复你的形象 and totally blind to their own corruption.
冷酷鲍勃 不如你为我工作吧 Why don't you come work for me, Hard Bob?
你懂行 我喜欢你的处事风格 You know the territory. I like the way you roll.
把他租给我呗 Lease him out to me.
他是个有主见的人 想干什么就干什么 He's his own man, he can do what he wants.
多谢你的好意 怪感人的 Thanks for the offer, I find it touching...
不过 我喜欢在政府部门为财政部长效命 but I love working for the G alongside Special K here.
我不换工作 I'll stick where I am.
嗨 拉腊 Hey Lar...
我知道 I know...
嗯 我在路上呢 Yeah. I'm on my way now.
他们不会把他赶出去的 They're not throwing him out of anywhere,
你就放心吧 you can count on that...
爸 Dad...
戈迪 你怎么搞的 What the fuck, Gord?
居然在宿舍挖比特币 Bitcoin mining in your dorm?
- 多元挖掘 - 什么叫"多元" - Multi-mining. - What the fuck is a 'multi?'
挖掘一系列 Mining a selection of cryptocurrencies
具有最高市场价格的加密货币 with the highest market prices
然后用它们交换比特币 and trading them back for Bitcoin.
他干的事很蠢 不过法子很聪明 It's the smart way to do the stupid thing he was doing.
当时就要成功了 也该成功的 But it was gonna work. And it should have worked.
要是宿舍的供电线路没那么菜的话... If the wiring in the dorm wasn't so shit...
你还怪这个 You're blaming that?
所以我们才绕过了内置保险丝 Well. That's why we bypassed the internal fusing.
不上大学的时候给我们来个电话 Give us a call when you quit college.
我们会给你提供工作的 We'll have a job for you.
戈迪 你怎么会想出 Now, Gord, where'd you come up
这么个骗局来 with a fucking scheme like this?
令郎要对本地 Your son was responsible
电网的连锁故障负责 for the cascading failure of the local grid.
整个镇子都断电了 Knocked out the town.
都是因为他贪念数字钱财... All in service of some digital Mammon...
因为此事 我认为戈迪不能留在这里了 I don't think Gordie should be here for this.
我会说得更明白一些 I'm going to speak more plainly
比您熟悉的说法更简单明了 阿克塞尔罗德先生 than you're used to, Mr. Axelrod.
我儿子应付得了 My son can handle it.
先生 怕是您没听明白 I'm not sure you understand, sir.
我会将之公布与众 I'm going to talk...
我明白 I get it.
跟《教父》第二部里的吉尔里参议员一样 Like Senator Geary in Two.
请允许我像该电影该场景中 And, as Il Padrino did in that picture,
帕德里诺那般给您开个价 let me make you an offer.
我会对学校慷慨捐赠 A generous donation to the school.
再加上维修戈迪造成的破坏的费用 Plus the costs of fixing up whatever it is Gordie broke.
这件事对您来说就是如此吗 Because that, that's what this is to you.
在我面前 Something you fix
甩俩小钱就能解决了 by dangling trinkets in front of my face.
令郎不自重 Your son dishonors himself,
让这座学校蒙羞 dishonors this school,
您还把这看作是一场金融业务 and you see it as part of a financial transaction.
蒙羞 我看您是 Dishonors? I think you're soaking up
在象牙塔里待的太久了吧 a little bit too much of the atmosphere here.
那是... It was...
让我们把之称为一次失败的独立实验项目好了 Let's call it an independent lab project gone bad.
弄灭了几盏灯 Knocked out a few lights.
不过您得承认 这表明他很有首创精神 But you gotta admit, showed initiative.
这年头的商业领袖 很年轻的时候 Our business leaders today, they started young,
就开始为创业而加倍努力了 goes doubly for our startups...
阿克塞尔罗德先生 这件事表明 It showed, Mr. Axelrod, a complete lack of respect
他完全不尊重 for the codes and morals
我们数代以来一直为青少年们 that we've been instilling in our young men,
灌输的准则和道德 and more recently women, for generations.
更重要的是 And more than that,
这是真正缺乏品格的表现 more than that, it's a true lack of character.
不过我很抱歉 Though I am sorry...
因为我想相信 because as much as I want to believe
每个进入斯金纳预备学校的学生 that each student that enters Skinner Prep
来的时候都纯洁如一张白纸… comes in here a blank slate...
先生 我不知道令郎 oh, sir, I don't know if your son
是否真的有过那样的机会 ever really had that chance.
你今天是真的想羞辱我啊 You really did want to insult me today.
不 我想让您意识到令郎面临的危险 No. I want to wake you up to the dangers your son is in.
您让他落入的危险境地 To the dangers you helped put him in.
这座校园外的世界或许正处于危机之中 The world outside this campus may be in crisis...
主要由像您这样的人驱使 driven there largely by men like you,
现代强盗贵族 modern-day robber barons
一心只想获得更多 一味索取 who only care about acquiring more, more, more, more...
但是这里 这个地方 先生 but here, this place, sir,
此处绿洲则是解药所在 this oasis, is the antidote.
我猜不出你是想要几个零啊 I can't tell how many zeros you're looking for.
在这所学校 我们不会因为父亲的罪过 At this school, we don't hold the sins of the father
而针对儿子 against the son.
不过我们会按照儿子的行为 But we do judge the sins of the son
审判他们的罪孽 on their own merits.
此时此刻 我必须告诉您 And right now, I have to tell you,
我非常倾向于开除他 I'm leaning heavily toward expulsion.
嗯 别"倾"得太多了 会栽跟头的 Yeah. Lean too far, you might could fall.
我又不是乐队指挥 I'm no band leader.
电影《教父》情节
上一个这么说的人失去了他的宝马 Last guy who said that lost his prized equine.
貌似是个惨痛的教训 It might seem like a tough lesson.
不过 无论您怎么努力去尝试 But no matter how hard you try...
我都不会让您给戈迪的灵魂标上价码 I will not allow you to put a price on Gordie's soul.
日安 Good day.
我被惩罚了吗 Am I punished?
我都不知道该拿你怎么办了 I don't know what I'm doing with you.
我们先帮你把这事儿解决了 First, let's get you clear of it.
跟我说说 找到道学先生的黑料了没 Tell me we got something good on this prig?
坏消息 凯塞尔校长人很干净 Bad news. The Headmaster, Kessel, is clean.
他是个没有明显恶习的人 This is a man with no discernible vices.
没被捕过 没打过官司 No arrests, no legal battles,
没有经济问题 都没酒驾过 no financial problems. Not even a DUI.
谁还没个酒后驾驶的记录啊... I mean who doesn't have a single DUI on their record...
我跑题了 I digress.
那就不在这鬼地方待了... Fuck this place...
- 等等 我喜欢这里 - 塞克预备学校 - Wait, I like it here... - Thacker Prep.
山毛榉大修道院学校 鹰石 Beech Abbey School. Eaglestone.
都是好学校... All fine, fine institutions...
这些都是戒毒改造学校 Those are rehabs and reform schools.
都是我青少年时期短暂待过的地方 And all brief resting places for me in my youth.
我还想说我来打的电话来着 I was going to offer to make a call.
戈迪又没堕落成那样 Gordie's not tumbling down the fucking ladder,
他就待在这里 he's staying here.
如果我们不能给校长施压 Look. If we can't squeeze the Headmaster,
那我们就给他心爱的学校施压 then we squeeze what he loves most: the school.
给学校最敏感的地方施压 那就是捐赠者 And we squeeze him where it's most tender: the donors.
我给霍尔打电话 I'll call Hall.
爸 我很抱歉 Dad, I'm really sorry.
我当然会在校长面前维护你了 Of course I defend you in front of the Headmaster...
绝不对家人恶语相加 never speak against the family...
不过就你我说的话 你真的搞砸了 but between us, you really fucked up.
风险回报比出现了偏差 The risk/reward ratio is off.
而且 打动女孩心的更好法子多了去了 And there are better ways to impress a girl...
你不该拿你自己的未来冒险 than putting your whole future at stake.
我不是因为你做骗局而生气 Look. I'm not mad that you ran a scheme,
我生气是因为你没脱身 I'm mad you didn't game it out.
戈迪 热力学第二定律... Second law of thermodynamics, Gordie...
一个系统的总熵值... Total entropy of a system...
不 是你行为的代价 No. The price of your actions.
现在我们不得不毁掉一位校长了 Now we have to ruin a headmaster.
- 一个好人 - 多好的亲子关系啊 - A good man. - What a show of parentage.
关于父与子之间的交流学问 I have so much to learn from you both,
我要从你俩身上学的东西太多了 about communication between a father and a son.
霍尔 我们有个活要给你 Hall, we have a job for you,
分解一个预备学校 breaking down a prep school
就像屠夫肢解一头春羔羊一般 like a butcher quartering a spring lamb.
我马上就跟你细说 I'll get to that in a minute.
不过首先 我有个活要交给你 But first, I have a job for you.
我有了一种顿悟的感觉 看着阿克塞和... I've had an epiphany, watching Axe with...
不管怎么说 是时候了 anyway, it is time
我也该成为一个真正的家长了 that I became a real pater familias.
我要联系我所有的孩子 I am reaching out to all of my children.
小的我都盯着呢 I have tabs on the little ones,
不过我需要你找一下我年长的儿子们 but I need you to... locate my older sons.
事实是 Look, the truth is:
他们跟我断了关系 They cut me off.
不过我想知道他们在干些什么 But I need to see what they're up to...
长成了什么样子 what they've become.
耶鲁大学法学院
听闻您可能会对本学期 We were thrilled to hear that you might be interested
在法学院任教一事感兴趣 我们都很激动 in teaching here at the Law School this semester.
沃克院长 您能抽出时间来 And I was doubly thrilled that you could make the time
跟我谈这件事 让我倍感兴奋 to talk with me about it, Dean Walker.
一位在任司法部长 A sitting AG?
为了获得在您办公时间学习的机会 Students will be cutting each other off at the knees
学生们还不相互残杀啊 to get into your office hours.
感谢您的赞赏 Appreciate the compliment,
不过回顾我在这里学习的日子 though looking back at my days here,
大部分的混战都由醉酒引起 most of the scrambling was drunken
还涉及到了烤面包圈 and involved fried glazed doughnuts at The Doodle.
教育理应稳健 Education should be robust.
对我来讲是的 For me it was.
我对世界 对自我的认知 Oh. The world... and my place in it...
出了学校后 就再也没那么清晰过了 was never so clear as when I was at school here.
那些不眠之夜 铺天盖地的 Sleepless, buried under an avalanche
书本案例研究 of books and case studies...
此中含义从未如此明亮过 the point of it all never burned so brightly.
我当时很痛苦 但一切都是有意义的 Oh. I was in hell, yes, but it all made sense.
我对法学院的感受和你一样 I feel the same about Law School.
没错 Ah. That's right...
我脑子里一直有这么个念头 you know, I... I keep rolling it around in the ol' noggin.
当我在这里时 我有一种使命感 When I was here, I had a sense of purpose,
有一种肯定 那就是法律 you know, a surety that the law, and my intention
以及我想当为人民服务的检察官的计划 of doing good and right as a prosecutor,
就像一道屏障 was a kind of shield.
您学到了成为检察官 And you learned the very tools
所需要的各种技能 that allowed you to ascend to the job...
当然 For sure.
为了和世上的黑暗做斗争 Oh. To fight the evil in this world.
如果我能参与进来 And if I can be a part of giving
将对抗黑暗的武器传给下一代... the next generation the weapons...
有您在 他们真是太幸运了 How lucky they'll be to have you.
能有您当我们的客座教授 是我们莫大的荣幸 We are thrilled that you'll be a visiting professor.
罗兹这个姓氏已经融在了我们的传统之中 The Rhoades name is woven into our tradition here...
并且 作为法学院教授会的一员 And as a member of our Facultas Legis,
或许您愿意帮我们一个小忙 perhaps you could help us with a small matter.
令尊曾同意每年为我们学院 It seems your father agreed to an annual donation
捐款十万美元... of a hundred thousand dollars...
而他延滞了捐款 and he's a bit in arrears.
他少给了几年 How many years has he missed?
一年都没给 Well, all of them.
一年都没给 All of them.
如果您能帮忙 就太好了 If you could help, that'd be great.
不管怎样 我们都期待您的加入 Either way, we look forward to you joining us.
我是来为斯威尼州长办公室 I'm here from Governor Sweeney's office
取支票的 to pick up the check.
什么支票 Which check is that?
五百万的那张 The one for $5 million.
你们办事处最近没收的那笔资金 The funds from your office's recent seizure?
你应该先打电话过来 You should have called
免得磨损了你的富乐绅皮鞋 and saved the wear and tear on your Florsheims then
因为据我所知 because the way I understand it,
这些资金是我们的 我们可以自行决定其去向 those funds are ours to deploy as we see fit.
不 No.
资金的去向由州长斟酌决定并指示 They're at the governor's discretion and direction.
他指示我来此取走资金 And he's directed me to come and get them.
他认为曼哈顿地方检察官办事处 He feels that the Manhattan DA's office
能更好地利用它 can put them to better use.
今天结束之前就把支票给我 Have a check cut by end of day.
趁你还能得意地笑的时候 好好乐乐吧 Enjoy your self-satisfied smile while it lasts.
我从没说过我要撤股 I never said I wanted to divest.
如果你不知道那是正确的做法 You wouldn't be here if you didn't know
你现在就不会坐在这了 it was the right thing to do.
而我恰恰是知道该怎么做的人 And that I'm the person who knows how to do it.
处在我这种地位的人 How can a man in my position
怎可屈服于在校学生的突发奇想 give in to the whims of the current student...
是 你拉开了战线 Yes. You have drawn battle lines.
所以你觉得这是屈服 And so you think of it as giving in.
不止我这么想 I'm not the only one.
我们董事会主席对此有强烈的看法... The chairman of my board of trustees has a strong take...
如果别的机构先撤了股 What's his take going to be
他会有怎样的看法 if other institutions do this first?
只要我们不是最后一个 Well. As long as we're not last,
我想他不会怎么样的 I think he'll be just fine with it.
你那么聪明 才不会这么想 You are too smart to think that way.
我很了解你的过去 And know your history too well.
这样只会错失良机 Wait and see results in missing out.
你能向我保证 我们能在此过程中 Can you guarantee me that we'll make real money
赚到钱吗 in the process?
你们的石油仓位将会被抛出 You will be out of your petroleum positions.
大家会认为你是对合理疑虑做出了及时关注 You will be seen as responsive to legitimate concerns.
而你将站在金融思维的 And you will be on the cutting edge
最前沿 of financial thinking.
如果这不都算赢 那什么才算赢 If that's not a win, tell me what is.
学生会那帮自以为是的混球会认为他们赢了 And the entitled asshole class known as the student body
认为是他们胁迫我这么做的 will think they won and bullied me into it.
有人给你机会做明智的事 How often does someone give you the chance
一生能有几次呢 to do the smart thing,
即使自尊和人生经历 even when ego and lifelong wiring
都把你拉向另一个方向 are trying to pull you in a different direction?
我亲身经历过 I understand, firsthand,
我理解 为了更大的利益 what it is to choke down the bile of compromise
而咽下妥协的苦果是什么感受 for the sake of the greater good.
没错 你会感到恶心 战栗 发抖 Yes, it feels gross and you shudder and shake.
但第二天醒来 你会感到神清气爽 But you wake up the next day with a mind at ease.
因为你保护了长远的利益 Because you have protected the long term.
而不是沉溺于一时的坚强 Instead of indulging in the momentary feeling of being strong.
我会跟董事会提这件事的 I'll take it to the trustees.
好 我会很快打给你的 Yeah. I'll call you soon.
随便吧 Whatever.
好吧 我找到了一个捐赠人 Okay, so. I found out a donor
他每年给运动部捐八十万 who gave 800K to the athletic department each year.
他是我们朋友的朋友 He's friends with friends of ours.
所以我联系了他 So I reached out.
只不过 他捐的不是八十万 Only it ain't 800K he gives.
是一百万 It's a mil.
每年有二十万流向了其他地方 There's 200K a year going somewhere else.
你知道了什么 What'd you learn?
没有 刚刚是... Uh. No. That was... um...
你试过和一个十四岁女孩 You ever try talking to a 14-year-old girl
视频聊天吗 on FaceTime?
我去 我希望那是你孩子中的一个 Goddamn, I hope that was one of your kids.
最小的那个 My youngest.
不怎么愉快 It was rough.
我不会为此消沉 But instead of dwelling on that,
思考我作为男人 丈夫 和父亲 and what it means for who I am and have been,
我现在和过去是谁的意义所在 as a man, husband and father,
我会去查出凯塞尔校长拿失踪的二十万 I'm gonna get on figuring out what Headmaster Kessel did
做了什么 with that missing 200k.
我真是太荣幸了 This is such an honor.
对我来说 有创意的人 Creative people have always been
总是既神秘又特殊 so mystifying and special to me.
或许是因为我母亲总是让我 Perhaps because my mother always told me
离他们远一点 to keep away from them.
我妈以前也说过一些话 Yeah, my mother used to say things.
而为阿克塞工作 And working for Axe...
他大脑运行的速度 the speed at which his mind operates,
浩如烟海的知识面 the vastness of what it can hold,
他识别和奖励天才的方式 the way he recognizes and rewards talent...
能让你发挥出最好的状态 it can bring out the best in you.
做到你自己都不知道自己能做到的事 Things you didn't even know you were capable of.
此外 薪酬也很高 Plus, the money!
谢谢你带我过来 Thanks for showing me in.
如果你想哭还是怎么的 Hey, if you want to cry or something, man,
请随意 go right ahead.
我不评价 只有友爱 I got no judgments, nothing but love.
阿克塞 Hey, Axe.
嗨 哥们 我干不来这个 Hey, look, man. I can't do this.
我不是这么做事的 It's not how I work.
不 不 我知道 No, no, yeah, yeah, I understand.
我正等着你打电话呢 I expected this call.
坚持一下 我们一起吃顿饭 然后再说 Hang in, we'll break some bread and we'll get into it.
好吧 好吧 Yeah, alright. Alright.
阿克塞 你什么时候来啊 Axe, when are you coming down?
我在做超棒的意式冰淇淋 I'm making a great gelato.
快了 不过与此同时 你听好了 Soon. But in the meantime, listen,
我会叫人去你那边拿些披萨 I'm sending someone in to pick up a few pies.
我不在镇上 I'm out of town
但我有个很重要的晚餐 but I've got an important dinner.
你知道我不做外带的 You know I don't do that kind of thing.
披萨不能外带 This pizza doesn't travel.
它不应该被二次加热 It's not supposed to be reheated.
披萨就是为了外带而生的 It's pizza. It's designed to travel.
我的披萨不是 Not this pizza.
它必须从烤炉直接进你的嘴里 It goes from the oven to your mouth.
味道不好我也不会怪你的 Listen. I won't hold you responsible for the taste.
我只为你这么做 阿克塞 Only for you, Axe.
校长先生 Chancellor.
准备好讨论把你们的账户 Are we ready to discuss ACATing
转过来的事宜了吗 your accounts over?
我们没有 We are not.
我是海军上将比尔·卡拉斯 This is Admiral Bill Karras,
学校董事会主席 chairman of the board of trustees.
你或许能催眠我们的校长 You may have hypnotized the chancellor, here.
但我曾经经受过更为严酷的 But I have stood up to much harsher methods
审讯 of interrogation.
明白了 I see.
你要明白 See this.
我们不会让那帮窝囊废学生 We are not going to let any candy-ass students
告诉我们该如何以及何时投资我们的捐赠基金 tell us how and when to invest our endowment.
感谢你对我们大学的关注 Thank you for your interest in our university.
海军上将卡拉斯 你知道他吗 Admiral Karras. You know him?
野蛮比尔 Wild Bill?
总共也没多少有四星肩章的人四处晃荡 Not that many four-star flag officers walking around.
我没有接受过他的直接领导 I was never under his direct command.
在阿拉伯半岛一次舰队简报的时候见过他 Met him at a fleet briefing on the Saudi Peninsula.
他的手下给他写了首歌 His men had a song about him
说他的脾气能气跑一艘航空母舰 and how he could power a carrier with his temper.
- 怎么了 - 他阻止我们拿捐赠基金 - Why? - He's holding up our endowment.
在对待他这件事上 你会如何帮我备战 How can you arm me to take a run at him?
告诉你别去 换我来 By telling you to stay here and let me do it.
你觉得我是窝囊废吗 You think I'm a candy ass?
他觉得海军里几乎所有的人 He thinks almost everyone serving in the Navy
都是窝囊废 is a candy ass.
而且他绝对认为 And he definitely thinks that
所有没参过军的人都是窝囊废 of absolutely everyone who didn't serve.
那我就让你接手了 Then I'm going to let you take it.
我的儿子 我的女儿 My boy, my girl...
人生圆满啊 Ah. The hearth is complete.
真想象不出你这么带我的样子 Can't picture you doing that with me.
你从没喝过奶粉 Your lips never touched formula.
你一直是母乳喂养 You were at your mother's teat
直到你开始读乔叟的作品 until you started reading Chaucer.
得跟上时代 不然就被抛弃了 But you get with the times, or you grow old.
你想抱抱你妹妹吗 You want to hold your sister?
不了 这不是一次社交访问 Uh, no. It's not a social call.
我刚从耶鲁大学过来 Uh, I just came from old Ya-lay U.
这学期我要教点课 I'm doing a bit of teaching this semester.
- 回到起点 是吗 - 对我有好处 - Back to the teat, eh? - It'll do me good.
如果你能实现你的捐助承诺 And you would do me and the school well
对我和学校都会有帮助 to follow through on your financial commitment.
我不会再为你交学费了 I'm done paying for your schooling.
你同意的捐款 不是我 Hey. You agreed to the donations, not me.
儿子 这些玩意儿都是权术和政治活动 Son, these things are all politics and politicking.
当事关学术慈善时 When it comes to academic philanthropy,
那就是狐狸与猎犬 it's a case of fox and hound.
而我是狐狸 And I'm the fox.
这可不是游戏 你做了承诺的 It's not a game. You made a pledge.
但我现在有了新的优先考虑事宜 I have new priorities now.
没错 You certainly do.
而且耶鲁也不差你这笔钱 And Yale doesn't need your money...
他们的捐赠基金已经有三百亿了 their endowment's 30 billion already.
这事你也有份吗 You're on board with this?
耶鲁怎么招你了 Has Yale offended you?
与他们在历史上对待土著人的 Something in how they've historically dealt
方式有关吗 with indigenous peoples?
不 我气的是 No, I'm offended
当家不像家的时候 by the idea of paying for a family legacy
还必须为家族传承买单的行为 when the family doesn't really act like a family.
家人们的温暖拥抱确实很重要 The warm embrace of the brood is indeed important.
虽然他们之间的联系可能既奇怪又曲折 As strange and circuitously linked as that brood may be.
或许是我在家族事务上有些拖拉了 Perhaps I've been dilatory in my familial duties.
我的孩子们尚未有幸 My children have not had the pleasure
真正地欢迎我们家族的最新成员 of truly welcoming the newest members of our clan.
我也该更正这一疏忽了 It's high time I correct that oversight.
不胜欣喜 We'd like that very much.
我想你应该不难找到 I take it you'll have no trouble navigating
即将成为你前任的温迪·罗兹太太吧 the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Wendy Rhoades?
没人比你更顾家了 No one's more family-first.
我们就直接走进他办公室 We're gonna walk into his office
我们会让校长知道 and we're gonna let the Headmaster know
我们对他了如指掌 然后... what we know about him, and then you...
戈迪 你今晚就可以回你寝室睡觉了 will be sleeping back in your dorm room tonight, Gord...
能找到你就好 Oh. Glad I caught you.
我刚和斯金纳的体育部主任单独谈过 Just had a one-on-one with Skinner's athletic director.
他勉强算是个和蔼可亲的人 Amiable man, after a fashion.
他证实是凯塞尔拿走的钱了吗 He confirmed Kessel took the money?
是 也不是 Yes...and no.
他顺走了钱 但没放进自己口袋里 Pinched it but didn't pocket it.
他把钱转出去了 Redirected it.
他其实是在做好事 He's actually working for the good.
像罗宾汉那样的吗 Like Robin of fucking Locksley?
差不多吧 Much like that.
凯塞尔把从体育基金里额外的资金转出去 Um. Kessel sidetracked the excess money from wrestling
设立了奖学金项目 资助学校拒绝赞助的 to fund a scholarship program for Syrian refugees
叙利亚难民 that the school had refused to fund.
今年已经有三名难民和他们的家人 Three of those refugees and their families
来到学校了 are on campus this year.
我在外头待命 I'll stand by.
这么说 尽管他是个道貌岸然的校长 So the headmaster, sanctimonious though he sure is,
原来还真是个好人 turns out is a good man after all.
那我们还要搞他吗 So, do we still have to destroy him?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
多好的爹啊 Such a father.
嗨 Hey.
还没有找到你大儿子吗 Still haven't caught up with your eldest?
乔吉吗 还没有 My Georgie? No, I haven't.
我上次听说 他在克罗多拉州 Last I heard, he ran a legal cannabis business
做合法大麻生意 in Colorado...
但是好像超过了州界线 but it crossed state lines.
现在 他估计在四处飘荡吧 Now, much like the answer, he's blowing in the wind.
不要太自责了 瓦格纳 Don't beat yourself up on this, Wags.
为人父不容易 Fathering ain't easy.
嗨 Hey.
我拿到了可以把这个校长搞走的把柄 I have what I need to take this Headmaster out.
我应该帮他解决这事吗 Do I fix this for him?
怎么做才不会搞砸我孩子的人生 How do I not fuck my kid up more?
这是每一位称职父母 That's the question
每天都会问的问题 every decent parent asks every day.
如果你采取自由放任的方法 Let's say you take the laissez-faire approach,
让戈迪顺其自然 let the market have its way with Gordie.
他就会意识到后果 He learns there are consequences.
会被停课 甚至是开除 Gets suspended, probably expelled.
去一个较低层次的预备学校 Ends up at a lower-tier prep school
或者去纽约军事学院 or New York Military Academy.
去不了哈佛 就只能去科比尔学院 Goes to Colby instead of Harvard.
这没什么丢人的 There's... There's no shame in that...
除非孩子有着 I mean, unless for the kid
立志要在14岁 who's going mini-Winklevoss at 14...
成为比特币百万富翁的目标 it's what he set his sights on.
那一切都将破碎 Then it's crushing.
他也许会把后果怪你头上 And maybe he blames you for the consequence.
等到他28岁的时候 And that chip on his shoulder
心中的不平会导致他的酗酒成瘾 turns into a drinking problem by the time he's 28.
又或者 他会责备自己 Or he blames himself,
接受这个结果 accepts the consequences,
自我价值感会受到严重的伤害 self-worth gets dinged up pretty good...
最终在28岁的时候酗酒成瘾 And winds up with a drinking problem by the time he's 28.
然后是你 And then there's you...
无论你做何决定 你都能坚持到底吗 can you stay the course... with whatever you decide?
因为如果你只是偶尔陪他去潜水的话 Because if you dive in after him only sometimes,
他不会知道什么时候该游泳 什么时候该呼吸 或者去信任 he won't know how or when to swim, or breathe, or trust.
必须一直是严厉的爱 It's got to be tough love all the way
这样的结果会很好 which could work out great,
他会变得很优秀 he could turn out great
但是 也可能会是终生的干预 or the interventionist approach forevermore.
所以问题在于 So the question is,
我有胆量放任他不管吗 do I have the stomach to let him dangle?
脱帽礼 意味着没有敌意 如到友人家 为表示友好 也以脱帽示意
如果有帽子 我就向你行脱帽礼了 If I had a hat, it would be in hand...
为什么 你想讨论什么 Why? What do you want to discuss?
我不想在这里讨论这件事 I wish we didn't have to do this here.
我还希望你是个不一样的人呢 I wish you were a completely different man.
那个阻止你 The financial restraining order
购买公寓的财务限制令 blocking you from getting your apartment
是有点过了 was...a bit of an overreach.
但是我当时是被刺激到了... But I was merely reacting to...
我知道 因为我发布的声明 I know, my releasing the statement.
要不是你做事拖拖拉拉的 Which I wouldn't have done
我也不会抢你的活 if you hadn't dragged your goddamned feet.
我当时很难接受我们的现状 I was having a hard time... accepting our status.
但我现在接受了 But now I have.
或许我该撤回限制令了 So perhaps a pullback on the order is in line.
天呐 Oh, Christ.
你有求于我 You need something.
你不是在道歉 我们是在讨价还价 You're not apologizing, we're horse trading.
直接说吧 Out with it.
我可不会这么形容这件事 That's hardly the way I would characterize this.
好吧 Fine.
孩子们应该明白 The kids should know
在这种时候 家庭依然很重要 that family is still important at a time like this.
所有的家庭成员 All family.
甚至是新的家庭成员 Even new family.
我想把凯文和伊娃正式介绍 I want to formally introduce Kevin and Eva
给洛葛仙妮和薇洛 to Roxanne and Willow.
得了吧 Come on.
你在开玩笑吧 You got to be kidding me.
这是你那个疯癫老爸的主意吗 Was this your whacked-out father's idea?
温迪 Wendy.
他已经变了 He is a changed individual.
你自己都不信吧 You don't even believe that.
你会对我如今的信仰感到惊讶的 You'd be surprised at my current suite of beliefs.
其中之一便是家庭神圣性的价值 One of them being that there's value in the sanctity of family.
有时候确实是 Mm. Sometimes.
我会放下我的敌意 I'll lower my guns.
把禁令解除了 Have the ATRO lifted.
你想买公寓 没有问题 You want to buy an apartment...done.
那你的预期是什么 What would be expected?
让孩子们认识新的家庭成员就行 Just that the kids get to know their new relatives...
还有 Oh, and, uh,
你也要去 that you be there too.
我们进展如何 我一直在给你发消息 Where are we at? I've been texting.
手机关了 Oh. It's off.
我把手机关了 My phone. I-I turned it.
你喝醉了 Are you...drunk?
- 是醉了 - 我闻出来了 - I was... - I can smell it.
退休的海军上将都喝什么 What do retired admirals drink?
想喝什么喝什么 而且还很多 Anything they want, and a lot of it.
你提撤股的事了吗 Did you get into divestment?
嗯 搞定了 Yeah. It's done.
真的吗 他同意了 It is? He agreed?
- 同意了 - 怎么做到的 - He did... - But how?
因为这个窝囊废 Because this candy ass's specialty
最擅长碾压海军上将了 is making admirals crumble like rock candy.
不过在路上的时候我突然有了一个想法 But an idea occurred on the way over.
他们放弃的那一切 Everything that they're giving up.
我们可以把捐赠基金 We can take the same position
吐出来的仓位吃进去 that we are unrolling the endowment from...
与石油公司达成协议 get the oil companies to make a deal
从而避免因撤股 to stave off the publicity bloodletting
导致的舆论"流血事件" that will come from the divestment.
我们可以不把大学扯进来 And we can do it without implicating the University.
我们只要通过"主房"进行交易就好了 We just have to run the trade through the main house.
这和我们的所有精神相背 It goes against the spirit of the entire thing.
根据我们的业务规则来看 By the rules of engagement in our business
这样做没错 it's the right move.
不行 我们不是这种人 It's a no. It's not who we are.
我也不想成为这种人 Or who I want to be.
你知道音乐剧《汉密尔顿》里的那句歌词吗 You know that line from Hamilton...
你知道的 我熟记它所有的歌词 You know I know 'em all...
"他夺取 他夺取 他夺取" "He takes and he takes and he takes."
说的是亚历山大 It's about Alexander.
不过也有可能是我们州长 But it might as well be about our governor.
不是吧 Oh no.
- 要钱吗 - 对 - The money? - Yeah.
多年来的最佳实践方法都是 Best practices for years have been
让司法部长使用赔偿金 that the AG gets to use settlement money.
但是州长正在索取我收集来的资金 But the governor is claiming the funds I've gathered.
我该怎么做 So I'm to what, uh,
提议黎明时在泽西河对岸决斗吗 propose a duel at dawn across the river in Jersey?
- 可以吗 - 我倒是愿意 - Can you? - Would that I could.
还有别的变通方法吗 Is there a workaround?
我深度钻研了一下 I drilled down.
在资金到我们手上 可被夺走之前 Before the funds land with us, and so can be taken from us,
我们可以给标个指定用途 we can designate them.
可我需要资金 But I want 'em!
我们可以把它们指定为公益项目费用 We can designate them to a public good.
比如一个法学院 被指定做特定的工作 Like a law school clinic, earmarked to do certain work,
由特定的人管理 run by a certain person.
耶鲁法学院 Yale Law.
我又可以回去了 I get to go home again.
让其为我们所用 And make it work for us.
确实 You do.
干得漂亮 塞克 Nice job, Sacker.
我切下了接合处嘛 When I cut a joint, ya know?
我懂 Ohh. I do.
先生 不好意思 Sir? Excuse me!
我们知道你一直在挪用体育捐赠款项 We know you've been siphoning from athletic donations
给叙利亚难民奖学金 to give scholarships to Syrian refugees.
你的董事会可能会不高兴 Your board's not gonna like that...
我相信政府也不会高兴的 Yeah. And I'm certain the authorities won't either.
这就是你们的计划吗 借此敲诈我 Is this your plan? To blackmail me?
敲诈 不是 我们是揭发你 Blackmail? Nah. The word is expose.
揭发什么 Expose what?
我在帮助有天赋的孩子和他们的家庭 I'm helping smart kids and their families...
帮助那些一无所有的人 people with next to nothing...
在这个世界上生存 make it in this world.
而且你会在这里发现一个支持该观点的 And I think you'll find a school community here
学校团体 that supports that.
听上去很高尚 但他们真的支持吗 Mm. Sounds noble, but will they, really?
显然你低估了 You clearly underestimate
斯金纳家族的同情心 the empathy of the Skinner family.
这就是你所谓的"奖学金获得者" These are your so-called "Scholarship recipients..."
而实际上是廉价劳工 But what it really looks like is cheap labor.
嗯 他们来的时候无处容身 Yeah. They... They have no accommodations
所以我就收留了他们 when they get here, so I take them in.
他们帮忙打理杂务 仅此而已 They...help around the house. That's it.
你家里住着一群不拿工钱的非法移民 Unpaid illegal immigrants living in your house.
看着不妙啊 校长 That's not a very good look, Headmaster.
我不在乎什么妙不妙的 Well. I don't care what it looks like.
我在帮他们 I'm helping these people.
貌似"这些人" Well. It looks like 'these people'
都是你的劳动力 are working for you.
而且还没有工钱 对吧 And they aren't getting paid for it, are they?
这是契约奴吧 Don't they call that white slavery?
我觉得这就是奴役... I think they just call it slavery...
这样不对 This isn't right.
你们真的打算毁了我... Are you really going to destroy me...
让这座历史悠久 tarnish this historic institution
帮助过数千名年轻人的学校蒙尘吗 that's helped thousands of young men and women
还有这些可怜的难民... and those poor refugees...
就为了让你的儿子免于开除吗 to keep your son from being expelled?
说得太对了 Bet your ass I am.
而且我已经这么做了 In fact I have.
是吧 瓦格斯 Isn't that what I just did, Wags?
是啊 我看着你干来着 Yeah. I saw you do it.
三秒钟之前吧 Like three seconds ago.
所以 你要撤销对我儿子戈迪 So. You are going to clear my son, Gordie,
违规行为的指认 of any wrongdoing.
这还没完 我们还没完 But that's not it. Oh. We're not finished.
还差得远呢 Not by a long shot.
因为你让他难堪... 你把他带到这里 'Cause you embarrassed him... dragged him in here,
当着全学校的面把他揪出来 held him out in front of the school
就像一个刑事犯 like a common criminal.
你败坏了他的名誉 You dinged his reputation.
所以你还要给我恢复他名誉的机会 So now you are going to give me the chance to fix that, too.
BGM:《Long Live Rock 'n' Roll》by Rainbow
你们的校长很慷慨地让我来 Your headmaster was kind enough to cede me the mic
做今天的晨训 for this morning's lesson,
我要向你们透露一点 and I'm here to give you a little bit
校方没有告诉你们的内容 about what this school has been holding back from you...
关于他妈的达尔文主义 稀缺性 the goddamn truth about Darwin, scarcity
还有你们身处的真实世界的真相 and the world you actually live in.
世界不是校长 It's not the warm, swaddled place
和你们的父母说的那样温情脉脉 充满呵护 your Headmaster and your parents have told you about.
世界充斥着我这种人 It's populated by people like me
志在撕碎你们的人 who will TEAR YOU APART.
不是天性选择了我 Nature didn't select me.
而是我选择主动驾驭我的天性 I selected myself by harnessing my nature.
我儿子搞的不是恶作剧 My son wasn't pulling a prank.
而是要挣钱 He was trying to earn.
如果说他违反了学校的规定 And if he broke the school's code,
那就说明规定错了 it's because the code is wrong.
学校的规定让他违背天性 Asked him to go against the DNA
这也是你们每个人的天性 贪婪 which is telling each of you to be greedy,
是的 渴望获取 yes, be hungry.
征服 占有 Subjugate and conquer.
这才是我们的本质 'Cause that's who we are.
我们的本色 That's what we are.
资本制度能够比世上任何 Capitalism harnesses that
经济模型更出色地驾驭这种本性 better than any other economic model on Earth.
我们得到的一切都源于资本制度 Everything we have is because of capitalism.
因为总有些人迫不及待地去画更大的饼 'Cause someone had an incentive to get up off his ass,
挣更多的钱 毋庸讳言 to out-invent, to out-earn, yes,
去巧取豪夺能力 智力和野心 and to subjugate others
都不如自己的人 less capable, less intelligent,
那些不够幸运的人... less ambitious, less lucky...
实现资本化梦想 to make those capitalistic dreams come true.
凯塞尔校长 你很理解我的意思 And you know what I'm talking about, Headmaster Kessel.
这话意味着不可告人的秘密 不中听 It's the dirty secret you may not want to hear...
但是你对结果甘之如饴 but you fucking love the result.
很快你们也会如出一辙 As will you soon enough.
我敲过门了 Courtesy knock!
尽早了结吧 Let's get this over with.
几代同堂 The generations.
真不容易 All under one roof. At last.
好了 Alrighty.
孩子们 这是你们的新... Kids this is your new...
我的妹妹 uh, my sister.
你们的姑姑 Your aunt.
她这么小 怎么能是我姑姑 She's so small, how can she be my aunt?
这个嘛 Well.
宝贝 世界是很奇妙的 The world can be a funny place, sweetie.
- 有时候... - 世界总是呈现 - It can... -The world is
我们创造出的样子 whatever the hell you make it.
- 打个招呼 - 你好 - Say hi. - Hi.
真可爱... She's adorable...
要找爸爸呀 You want your papa?
支票寄出去了 儿子 Check is in the mail, Sonny.
支票寄出去了 Check is in the mail.
谢谢 先生 Sir. Thank you.
- 应该的 - 瓦格斯 好样的 - My pleasure. -Wags, great.
谢谢 先生们 我送你们下楼 Thanks, gentlemen. I'll show you downstairs.
这边请 Please.
那是... Was that...?
艾格雅石油公司的戴尔·兰伯特 Dell Lambert from Argyra Petroleum...
没看错 indeed it was.
- 还有... - 是的 - And... - Yep,
特许离岸石油的克利夫·斯莱德 Cliff Slade from Charter Offshore Oil.
我们斩获大宗头寸 We just assumed big positions
同时还给他们办了个漂亮的修剪融资 and gave them a nice haircut while doing it.
- 太帅了 - 完美的踢挡救球啊 - Baller move. - A kick-save and a beaut'...
- 你知道那都是谁 - 我知道 - You know who that is? -Yes. I do.
都是谁 Who were they?
机会 Opportunity.
都是他妈石油公司的一把手 The CEOs of the fucking oil companies
我们刚帮劳伦斯堡大学捐赠基金转让掉他们的股票 we just divested Lawrenceburg's endowment from.
阿克塞吃进了那些头寸 Axe took on the positions?
而且连带着幕后交易 Mm. With a back deal
肯定是要大赚一笔啊 that will pay off handsomely, no doubt.
赚大发了... Sick score...
貌似这里没人开心嘛 No one in here seems happy.
怎么会没人开心呢 How come no one's happy?
我知道这是你的主意 I know it was your idea.
但我还知道你并没有告诉过他 But I know you didn't take it to him.
别担心 我不会解雇你... Don't worry, I'm not firing you...
- 解雇 我不干了 - 莎拉 - Fire me? I quit. - Sara...
这本该是咱们的赚头 你知道的 That should have been our score and you know it.
但是不该这么操作 But it's... not the right play.
不该 Not right?
我们在谋事 不是开他妈的气候大会 We're at work, not a fucking climate rally.
你只进行到一半 You are only halfway in on this.
知道你现在是什么境地吗 And you know where that leaves you?
越南战争 Vietnam.
我儿子乔治·瓦格纳 George Wagner. My son.
我的长子 我最得意的种 The first and proudest issue of my loins...
就要上来了 is on his way up.
希望不久他也能在这里上班 I hope he'll be working here soon.
对他要一视同仁...才怪 Treat him like everyone else... But not really.
乔吉好儿子 Georgie boy!
你好 老爸 Hello, Dad.
看见你真高兴 It's good to see you.
等不及告诉你... Can't wait to tell you the news...
好消息 the Good News.
这是什么 What is this?
一切 It's everything.
整个世界 包罗万象 It's the whole world. Beyond.
老爸 我把自己献给了 Dad, I've made my personal relationship
耶稣基督 with Jesus Christ.
我是来向你传道的 And I'm here to share Him with you.
怎么说... So...
我不想要那份差事 I don't want the gig.
我跟你手下也说了... Like I told your guy there...
他说叫我等等 亲口告诉你 He said to wait and tell you.
老哥 这和工作无关 It's not about my work, man.
只是因为你和普林斯 It's about you and Prince.
我不想卷进斗气的竞价 I don't need to be part of some pissing contest.
有价值的东西总有人会抢 There's always a fight over something of value.
你真的认为我不知道 Look, you think I really don't know
你有如此出色的作品的原因吗的 what makes your stuff so good?
不是 你的话我听到了 No, I-I heard what you said.
你在普林斯来之前就想得到了 所以... And you wanted it before Prince even got there, so...
不过我以前没干过接订单作画的事 But I never painted on commission before
以后也不想走这条路 and I don't plan on starting now.
这种方式可能更适合让你的手下炒股票 Maybe that works with your stock boys.
可我是个画家 But I'm a painter.
炒股票的人手我有了 I have stock guys.
现在我想得到我的画师 I want Michelangelo.
米开朗基罗早年 受意大利豪门美第奇家族的资助 中年时受出身美第奇家族的教皇 迫使完成了雕塑群像
就像是拿钱作画的米开朗基罗 Who painted on commission, by the way.
我懂 你是美第奇 Yeah. I know. The Medicis.
米开朗基罗绘画西斯廷教堂壁画《最后的审判》
你知道西斯廷教堂的壁画是接单作品 Do we like the Sistine Chapel any less
就不喜欢它了吗 because they paid him to paint it?
不会 还有莫扎特 No. And Mozart?
他最好的作品不也是为了一袋袋金子吗 Did his best work for bags of gold.
莫扎特在贫困中 死在钢琴旁 Mozart died penniless, at his piano.
莫扎特喜欢的甜点
好吧 起码他很喜欢"维纳斯的胸口" Okay. First he enjoyed some Nipples of Venus.
二百五十年后 我们还在津津乐道地谈论他 And we're still talking about him 250 years later.
我又不要你的灵魂 I'm not asking for your soul.
只是你接下来的八幅画 Just your next eight paintings.
这地方白天的时候光线确实很好 You know, the place does get good light during the day.
是挺好的 Sure does.
来吧 咱们坐下慢慢说 Come on, let's sit. Keep talking.
安东尼说要告诉你他很抱歉... Anthony said to tell you he's sorry...
披萨口味会跟在饭馆不一样... it's not going to be like in the restaurant...
是啊 纯粹主义者的意思很明确 Yeah, the purist made it clear.
不过说实话 看着相当不错啊 But honestly, it looks pretty damn solid.
是啊 没错 Yeah. Sure does.
谢谢 赖安主厨 Thanks, Chef Ryan.
安东尼 我的新披萨师 So, Anthony, my new pizza guy,
他和你有点像 都是真正的艺术家 he's a lot like you... a true artist.
有着全世界最好的天赋 不过他觉得还不够 All the talent in the world, but still he isn't sure.
他怕我不满意 因为他知道什么是完美 He's afraid of coming up short, because he knows perfection.
如果你留下来 你就会看到 But, if you stick around, what you'll see is:
我懂得杰出的意义 I know greatness.
这个就是 And that's what this is.
尝尝看 觉得不好你就说出来 Take a bite. Tell me I'm wrong.
我操 Fuck.
太棒了 That's amazing.
你说的没错 You are not wrong.
你跟我混 就知道了 That's what you'll learn rolling with me.
我从来不出错... I'm never wrong...
几乎从不... Almost never...
真的从不出错 Really never.
好好吃吧 Dig in.
这一切都是你的了 To all of it.
现在开始 你是我的人了 You're with me now.
BGM:《Long Live Rock 'n' Roll》by Rainbow