自古以来 就有鹳鸟送子的记载 For as long as can be remembered, storks delivered babies
我们从鹳山之顶的栖息地出发 from their perch on Stork Mountain.
从事这一无比光荣的使命 It was an honor and a privilege to serve.
这也是我们的责任 我们的核心价值观 It was our duty, our core belief,
我们骨子里的基因 the driving force of our very lifeblood.
但这份工作并不简单 It wasn't always easy.
哦… Oh...
这是属于我们的挑战 This was our challenge.
这是我们的神圣职责 This was our sacred duty.
无论多苦多难… No matter how tough or impossible
多残酷 多艰险 多灭绝人性 多惨绝人寰 or brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage,
我们都会义无反顾 一往直前 we would triumph over adversity.
逮到你了 Gotcha!
嘿 Hey.
- 小心右边 - 还有左边 - On your right. - Left.
自行车道 Bike lane.
谢天谢地 我们早就不干这行了 Thank goodness we don't do that anymore.
在那 快看那里 There! Right there!
当初的问题在于 The problem was,
我们的业务急需转型 we had the wrong cargo.
我们的新手机 Our new phones!
现在好了 街店网络快递准备接单啦 Luckily, now, storks deliver packages for Cornerstore. com!
- 嘿 老弟 - 噢耶 - My dude! - Oh, yeah!
哟 科隆老兄 气色不错 Yo, Kevron! Lookin' good, my man!
哦 我爱死这个小伙了 Oh, I love this guy!
完美着陆 搞定 Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.
厉害了我的哥 You're the man!
什么 第一百万个包裹 谁信啊 What? Millionth package? Not possible.
我以为才刚二十个 I thought I was only at 20.
嘿 朱尼尔 庆祝一下吧 Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?
你说得对 是该庆祝下了 You know what? You're right. I should celebrate.
你们周末去哪嗨 What are you guys doing this weekend?
有空带我一个吗 Are you guys free?
老婆和我要庆祝另一个纪念日 The wife and I are celebrating another anniversary.
我孩子周末有比赛 Got my kid's game this weekend.
家庭团聚 我家被亲戚攻陷了 Family reunion. The whole family's coming.
好吧 我就是问问 Oh. Just wanted to confirm.
反正你们也忙 That you were all busy.
我不用猜也知道 I assumed you were all busy and you are.
那万一有空了 记得叫我一下 So, if anything changes, let me know.
我或许能请个假 I maybe could get out of work.
估计没戏 但还是叫我一下 Probably can't, but let me know if you can.
干得好 哥们 Great job out there, brah!
谢谢 马屁鸽 Thanks, Pigeon Toady.
快看我的女友 Check out my girlfriend.
- 她在加拿大 - 呵呵 - She's in Canada. - Yeah-huh.
她移民了 She migrated.
- 她不是我瞎编的 - 好的 - She's not made up. - Okay.
快看 快看 Look at her! Look at her!
- 她是真的 哥们 - 祝你幸福 - She exists, brah! - That's great.
嘿 你们听说罗杰的事了吗 Hey, did you guys hear about Roger?
哦 我的天啊 你还好吗 Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?
什么 嘿哥们 我说 什么 好的 What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay.
我跟你说过我的女友了吗 I tell you about my girlfriend?
嘿 老板要见你 Hey, boss wants to see you.
呃… Uh...
亨特要见我 Hunter wants to see me?
好吧 集中精力 朱尼尔 All right. Head in the game, Junior.
看来你就是亨特 近来可好啊 So, you're Hunter. What do you do around here?
不行 我讨厌这样 No, I hate that.
亨特 很高兴见到你 Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.
不 太呆板了 No, that's too robot.
自然一点 正常地说话 Just say it normal. Just say it normal. Here we go.
你好 Nice to meet you!
我有病吧 What is wrong with me?
朱尼尔 Junior.
亨特 Hunter.
你知道我为什么用玻璃盖这间办公室吗 You know why I built my office entirely out of glass
尽管鸟类看不见玻璃 even though birds can't see glass?
完全不懂 I do not.
彰显权势 Power move.
十八年前 我废除送子业务 拯救了全族 Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks by getting out of babies
并领他们进入快递行业 and into package delivery.
现在 董事会将在下周一鹳鸟大会上 Now, this Monday at Storkcon,
宣布我升职的消息 the board will announce they're kicking me upstairs.
我将成为董事长 I'm going to be named Chairman.
这意味着你将被任命名为 Which means you are going to be named
老板 boss.
老板 Boss!
酷 酷 酷 太棒了 棒极了 Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.
现在 睁大眼睛 鸟瞰一下你的地盘吧 Now, look upon your domain with your eyes wide open.
- 好棒 - 再睁大一点 - Yeah. - Wider.
不错 真的不错 I love it. Feels good.
如果连看都不敢看怎么当老板 How can you be boss if you can't look at it?
我看 就算瞎了狗眼我也要看 If I go blind, it was worth it.
你知道当老板最难的地方在哪吗 You know the hardest thing about bein' boss?
盯着太阳 Staring at the sun?
不 那不叫事 No, this is easy.
难道是纠结于做一个慈祥的老板 还是高冷的老板 Whether to be like a friend boss or a distant, weird boss?
当然是高冷了 你有病吧 Always be distant and weird. What's the matter with you?
对不起 Sorry.
都不是 最难的地方在于你要对付那玩意 No, it's dealing with that.
孤儿阿丽 The orphan Tulip?
我不懂 I don't understand.
你知道我们为什么不送婴儿了吗 Do you know why we stopped delivering babies?
因为怀孕的方法有千万种 Because there are so many other ways of getting babies?
是 也不全是 Yes. But that's not the whole story.
十八年前 当我们还坚持送人类的宝宝时 Eighteen years ago, when we still delivered human infants,
一个叫贾斯珀的疯鸟企图收养婴儿 a stork named Jasper went crazy and tried to keep a baby.
阿丽的信号灯摔坏了 Tulip's beacon broke.
收件人地址被销毁了 因此我们无法送她回家 Her address was destroyed, so we could no longer deliver her.
我的宝贝 My baby!
那时我才意识到 送子已经没有前途了 It was then I realized that there was no future in baby delivery.
现在 阿丽成年了 我们终于可以解放她了 Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18, which means we can finally liberate her
让她回到人类世界 and return her to the human world.
但她不是祸害啊 But she's no trouble.
哦 她不是 是吗 Oh, she isn't, is she?
这是我们的盈利折线图 Here's our profit chart.
- 我最爱盈利的盈利图了 - 我也是 - I love a good profit chart. - Me, too.
是啊 Yeah!
只有在阿丽放假 睡觉 或者感冒的时候 盈利达到峰值 The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation, asleep or out with the flu.
当她帮忙时就一落千丈 The valleys are when she tries to help.
好 我会让她走的 交给我 Cool. I will liberate her. Consider her liberated.
如果她不想走怎么办 And if she doesn't want to be liberated?
炒她 我指的是解聘她 Fire her. I'm talking about firing her.
当真 Really?
你周一当上老板的第一件事 The only thing you need to do to be named boss on Monday
就是送阿丽走 is liberate the orphan Tulip.
强调 我说的送她走就是指解雇她 If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her!
遵命 我这就去办 Yes, sir. I am on it.
我已在字里行间中悟到了您的言外之意 I have read between the lines and heard you overtly.
嗷 嗷 嗷… Ow, ow, ow...
对不起 孤儿阿丽 Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?
朱尼尔 Junior?
你在和我说话 You're talkin' to me?
是啊 阿丽 Yes, Orphan Tulip!
只是 你从来没有跟我说过话 No, it's just that you never talk to me.
好吧 改变从今天开始 孤儿阿丽 Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip.
就叫我阿丽吧 孤儿这个前缀太悲催了 Oh, "Tulip" is just fine. "Orphan" hurts my heart.
我有好多问题要问你呢 I have so many questions to ask you!
为什么不下来让我们聊个通宵呢 Why don't you come down and we can talk all day?
好 我这就下来 Okay. I will be down.
和我的朋友一起 As will my friends.
我们要飞着下来 We are going to fly right down.
啥 别 别这样 What? No, no.
一个鹌鹑 一个鸸鹋 一个鸡杂 That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken.
他们都不会飞 They cannot fly.
是啊 可那是以前 Yeah. Until now.
她实现了我们的梦想 She's helping us achieve our dreams.
- 说得好 道格兰 - 没错 - That's right, Dougland. - You know it.
坐缆车下来也不差嘛 It is still a personal victory if you use the bucket.
好吧 那我们不做缆车了 Okay, we'll all not use the bucket!
等等 什么 Wait, what?
哈哈 阿丽挤不进去 Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in.
我们都是鸟 可她是怪鸟 We're all the same and she's a weirdo.
喔 喔 喔 不能这样说 她… Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's...
她童年很悲惨 She's had a hard life.
好吧 Okay.
这一定会很爽 兄弟们 This is gonna be great, guys!
倒数三 Countdown.
三 二 一 Three, two, one!
成功了 我们在飞翔 It's working! We're flying!
嗨翻天了 Ho-ho! Whoa!
耶 Yeah, yeah!
耶 Yeah!
够了 我要加速 Enough of this, I wanna go fast!
不要 道格兰 等等 No! Dougland, wait!
不 不 不 No, no, no!
今生最佳 This is the greatest day of my life!
我在飞 I'm flying!
飞扬的感觉 This is my moment!
- 道格兰 停下 - 走开 - Dougland! No! - Get out of my way!
你是坏鸟 快停下 Bad Dougland! No!
我的梦想怎么变成了噩梦 How could my dreams go so horribly wrong?
抓住你了 I got ya!
好了 Okay.
我在落下去 I'm fallin'.
哦 不 不 不 不 不 Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!
- 呃 - 哦 坏了 - Uh... - Oh, boy.
哦 不算太糟糕 Oh. Oh, that's not so bad.
坚持住 坚持住 坚持住 I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it!
坚持住 I got it!
实在抱歉 天呢 我太对不起了 I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!
我太不合群了 我只是想帮你们 I don't fit in anywhere and all I want to do is help!
哦 好吧 Oh, boy.
阿丽 我要告诉你一件事 Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.
在你开口前 Before you finish,
我想说你能来祝我生日快乐 for you to come to wish me a happy birthday,
真是太贴心了 就像彩虹一样温暖 that's just the nicest, you know? It's like a little rainbow.
所以 谢谢你 So, thank you.
你真好 That's really nice.
但是 哦 对不起 我打断你了 But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you.
- 你要说什么来着 - 呃… - What were you gonna tell me? - Uh...
天啊 Oh, boy.
我有一个好消息 I have wonderful news for you.
你自由了 You have been liberated.
什么意思 What does that mean?
嗯 意思是你被… 炒了 Well, it means that you are fired.
- 什么 - 你被… - What? - You're...
你还好吧 Are you okay?
对不起 你… Excuse me. You're...
你简直太棒了 You're fantastic!
真的 Really?
可我差点毁了工厂 Because I just blew up most of the factory.
哦 也是 Oh, yeah.
没想到吧 呃… What a twist! Um...
好吧 我是说… Well, it means...
我要你去负责一个特别的部门 I'm putting you in charge of your very own department.
你就是信件部新掌门人 You are the new head of Letter Sorting.
我都不知道我们还送信 I didn't even know we still got letters.
我们的确送 We do!
- 现在 你来负责 - 太好了 我会搞定 - And now, you're in charge of them. - Oh, yes! I will rock this!
你一定会搞定的 You will rock this!
- 哦耶 大搞特搞 - 搞死它 - Oh, yeah! Rock it hard! - Gonna rock it hard!
我们的口号是 And what's the number-one rule?
使命必达 Always deliver!
- 错 永远不要离开这个房间 - 哦 - Wrong. Never leave this room. - Oh.
我以为是“买的放心送的舒心”这种 I always thought it was something more like "Strength"!
- 或者“今天拍货明天拆货” - 不 完全错误 - "Determination"! - Nope. That's way off.
我们的口号 永远不要离开这个房间 Number-one rule, never leave this room.
好吧 如果… Okay, well, if that...
无聊 无聊 无聊 Bored, bored, bored.
你是坐班车来上班吗 So, how was your commute?
哦 Oh,
不 我坐缆车 I took the bucket.
我也是 太巧了 Me, too. Real backed up.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
你们听说史蒂夫和高乐雅的事了吗 You hear about Steve and Gloria?
什么 What?
他们勾搭上了 I hear they're an item.
- 真的 - 没错 - No. - Yeah.
不会吧 Are you kidding me?
你们背后议论我 Are you guys talking about us?
你们最好不要这么八卦 You guys better not be talking about us.
我可是私下告诉你的 I told you that in confidence.
不要惹她 她是我的一切 You don't make her upset. She's my life!
哦 不 一不小心全暴露了 Oh, no, I said it out loud.
你不应该说出来的 You're not supposed to say anything!
不好意思 各位 没有不透风的墙 Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!
- 不 - 喵 - No! - Meow!
工作时间不许闲聊 跟我去人力部门报道 Are you gossiping? No gossip allowed! Go to HR!
叫你们来是听说你们有矛盾 I've called you both in because I hear you've been having problems.
- 最重要的是我们… - 她先挑起来的 - And it's important we have... - She's the one who started it!
- 好大的胆子 - 你好大的胆子 - How dare you! - How dare you!
- 你们好大的胆子 开除 - 你不能开除我 - How dare both of you! You're fired! - You can't fire me!
- 我开完了 - 等等 对不起我错了 - I just did! - Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!
- 姐妹们 抱抱 - 团抱 - Guys! Group hug! - Group hug!
我在抱自己 好吧 I'm hugging myself. Okay.
谁给我写封信啊 Somebody write me a letter!
呼叫 忍者指挥官 Come in, Ninja Commander.
这是牛仔宇航员特工内特 完毕 This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.
忍者指挥官 你是否到位 Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?
我要开始攻击了 I'm about to launch the assault.
可以开始了 We can absolutely do that.
没有问题 That's not gonna be a problem.
啊哈 冰冻博士 Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!
虽然我寡不敌七千多个敌人 You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,
但有一点你疏忽了 but you weren't counting on one thing,
我不是一个人 I'm not alone.
忍者部队 攻击 Ninja force, attack!
忍者部队 Ninja force?
噢 不 Oh, ow! No! Oh!
结束了 This is the end.
忍者部队 告诉我的妻子我爱她 Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.
加德纳房地产 亨利… Gardner Real Estate. Henry...
- 和莎拉 - 加德纳一家 - And Sarah... - Gardner!
没有加德纳就没有家 A house is not a home without a Gardner!
忍者指挥官 你去哪了 Ninja Commander, where were you?
- 呃 稍等 - 你可不可以… - Uh, can you hold one second? - Can you just...
你答应我一起打败冰冻博士的 You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.
可你却没露面 You didn't show up,
现在他已经控制了西欧 and now he controls most of Western Europe.
种族冲突正在扩张 Ethnic tension is on the rise.
好吧 Yeah.
- 等打完这个电话 好吗 - 真的吗 - We're totally done after this call, okay? - Really?
- 五分钟 - 然后我们就停下来 - Five more minutes. - And then we'll stop.
我们的承诺 We promise.
我们从不休息 这就是加德纳的承诺 We never stop. That's the Gardner promise.
连五分钟都不休息 Not even for five minutes.
快看 我们的长椅广告 Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads.
你知道上面写的什么 And you know what it says?
我们从不休息 "We never stop."
从不停止 从不停止 We never stop. We never stop.
- 前面有停车的路标 - 我们要停车了 - There's a stop sign. We're stopping.
这个可以停 We do stop for that.
我爱你 弟弟 I love you, brother.
我们就像住在一起的好朋友 It's like we're best friends that live together!
我们让路吧 And we yield.
你在这栋房产上可以挣 凯尔… And the yield you're gonna get on this house, Kyle...
这就是我们刚才一直提到的 就像你… And that's what we were saying, like you've gotta be up...
老妈 老爸 我决定了我想要一个弟弟 Mom, Dad, I've decided I want a baby brother.
- 哦 亲爱的 你能不能… - 请稍等一下 - Oh, honey, can you... - Can you hold one second?
- 好吧 - 嗯… - Oh... - Um...
我觉得一家三口挺好 I think we're fine as a family of three.
为什么我不能有弟弟 Why can't I have one?
干脆直说 在哪能买一个 Let's make this easy. Where do you get one?
你们笑什么 为什么不回答我 Why are you laughing and not answering me?
你们是从哪搞到我的 Where did you get me?
有什么好笑的？ What is the joke?
换个话题好吗 Is there a different subject?
好吧 现在车里气氛超诡异的 Okay, so there's a super weird vibe in this car right now.
哦 亲爱的 你可真是太可爱了 Oh, honey, this is very sweet.
但我们已经有你了 But we have you.
有你就足够了 And that's all we need.
没错 That's right.
不 不 不 不用客气 No, no, no, don't feel bad.
你可以随时给我们打电话 You can call us anytime.
早 中 晚 都可以打 Call us morning, noon or night.
周末 节假日也行 Weekends, holidays.
不会 圣诞节我们也接电话 No, we will pick up the phone on Christmas.
哦 我不确定 圣诞也接吗 Oh, well, I don't... Will we?
当然 圣诞也可以的 Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.
亲爱的鹳鸟宝宝宅急送 "Dear Stork Delivery Service,
我们的成年名称叫亨利和莎拉 "our adult names are Henry and Sarah.
我们是好儿子内特的成年人父母 "We are adult parents of an absolutely perfect son named Nate.
他很想要一个宝贝弟弟 "He really deserves a baby brother.
作为成年人我们相信 "As adults, it is our adult belief
如果这个宝贝弟弟不会忍术 那就是我们的失职 "that it would be irresponsible if this baby did not have ninja skills.
真诚的 成年人家长亨利和莎拉 逗号 成年人 "Sincerely, adult parents Henry and Sarah Gardner comma adults.
绝对不是特内写的 "Not Nate.
注：必须要会忍术 "P.S. He has to have ninja skills!"
嘿 Hi-ya!
搞定 Nailed it.
生日快乐阿丽 祝我生日快乐 Happy birthday, dear Tulip! Happy birthday to you!
喔 谢谢大家 我的天呢 Whoo! Guys, thank you so much! Oh, my gosh.
你不觉得朱尼尔把你调过来是为了摆脱你吗 Don't you think Junior put you down here to get you out of the way?
雪莉 这可不对 不能这么说 Cheryl, that's not fair. Why would you say that?
怎样 我忍不住 你知道我是大嘴巴 What? I can't help it. I'm your outspoken friend.
我从来没这么做过 I've never done this before,
但我不得不请你离开 but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
啊哈 一封信 Aha! A letter!
《人力资园部》收 "The H.I. Department."
没听说过 Don't know that one.
他说永远不要离开这间房 He said the number-one rule is "Don't leave."
但如果我不去送信 就是失职 But if I don't deliver the letter, I won't be doing my job.
我可以替你去 I'll cover for you!
好的谢啦 Okay, thanks!
我有一个极好的消息 I have excellent news.
我已经解决了阿丽的问题 I have taken care of the Tulip problem.
妙极了 Wonderful.
等到周一 这一切都会是你的 Monday, it'll all be yours.
除非你把事情搞砸了 Barring any monumental screw-up.
你知道你当上老板后我们会干什么吗 Do you know what we'll do when you're boss?
不知道 请告诉我 No. Tell me!
我们会一起烧烤 We'll barbecue together.
一起指点江山 We'll point at things together.
一起组建团队 We'll team-build together.
一起穿西装 We'll wear suits together.
你永远不会孤单 因为街店网就是你的家 You'll never be alone because Cornerstore is your family.
- 什么 - 我会像你爸一样 - What? - And I'll be like your dad.
而你就像我的儿子 And you're like my son.
我的官二代 My son-ployee.
像任何家庭一样… And like any family...
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
怎么把这个东西关了 How do you turn this thing off?
一起打壁球 一起去钓鱼 and racquetball and fishing...
为什么有这么多屏幕 Why are there so many screens?
关闭 关闭 快关闭 Turn off, turn off, turn off!
你将会拥有一切 You're about to get everything you ever wanted.
聊得很愉快 亨特 Great convo, Hunter!
我真笨 I'm so stupid!
我应该开除她 之前为什么不开除她呢 I should have just fired her! Why didn't I just fire her?
阿丽 Tulip!
嘿 Hey!
嘿 你出房间干什么 Hey, what are you doing out of the room?
我告诉你不要离开房间 I told you not to leave the room!
没事 我跟我自己倒班了 Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for myself.
啥 What?
好吧 我们该离开这了 Okay, we need to get outta here.
快点 该走了 Come on. We have to go now.
朱尼尔 你交给我的任务 我是不会让你失望的 Junior, you asked me to do a thing, and I will not fail you!
使命必达 Always deliver!
等等 不行 Wait! No!
原来是宝贝制造厂 This is the Baby Factory!
这是宝贝制造厂吗 This is the Baby Factory?
不 不 不 No, no, no!
回见 See ya!
你为什么这么做 Why did you do that?
触地得分 阿丽 Touchdown Tulip!
别庆祝了 Stop celebrating!
我觉得信会传到那里 I think it was supposed to go over there.
哦… Oh...
你说得对 我闯祸了 You're right. That was wrong.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on!
我们怎么不早把这里毁掉呢 Why didn't we destroy this place years ago?
天啊 Oh, my gosh!
简直不敢相信我所看到的 I can't believe what I'm seeing!
你看到这一切了吗 Do you see all this?
朱尼尔 这简直帅呆了 Junior! This is amazing!
哪个缺德的把按钮设计在那里 Why put the button there? Uh...
拜托不要这样 Come on!
走你 Hi-ya!
关掉了吗 Is it off?
嗯 我想是的 Uh, I believe so.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你的翅膀看上去折了 Your wing looks a little mangled.
我翅膀没事 完全没事 My wing is fine. It's A-O-great.
好吧 确实很糟糕 Yeah, that seems bad.
我们走吧 Let's go.
这个地方太危险 This place is dangerous.
哦 那是什么 Huh. What is that?
酷毙了 Cool beans.
- 怎么了 - 怎么了 - What? - What?
- 发生了什么 - 老妈 老爸 - What's happening? - Mom, Dad.
鹳鸟会送我一个宝贝弟弟 The storks are bringing me a baby brother!
听起来像个好梦 小伙子 That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.
回去睡吧 甜心 Let's go back to sleep, honey.
这是我生命中最棒的一天 This is the best day of my life!
这是我生命中最糟的一天 This is the worst day of my life!
亨特会杀了我 Hunter's gonna kill me!
- 为什么不能告诉别人 - 你是不是疯了 - Why don't we just tell someone? - Are you insane?
如果有人发现 我就死定了 If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat.
当老板的梦想就破碎了 My hopes of becoming boss destroyed.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
快点 Come on!
近来可好 What up?
- 嘿 马屁鸽 - 嗨 你好 - Hey, Pigeon Toady. - Hey, there.
嘿 好炫酷的金属玩意 哥们 Hey, cool metal thing, brah.
新包装吗 里面有什么 New kind of package? What's in it?
- 棒棒糖 - 石油气 哦… - Candy canes. - Some gas. Uh...
酷 哥们 昨天看比赛了吗 Cool, brah. You catch the game last night?
- 哦耶 比赛太棒了 - 精彩的对决 - Oh, yeah. Real great game. - Excellent playing.
是啊 但最后一节太差了 Yeah, too bad about the last quarter.
- 是的 太糟糕了 - 真是扫兴 - Yeah, that was too bad. - Real bummer.
然而 就剩几秒钟时 我们又反超了 And yet then with a little time left, we pulled it out...
- 说得对 - 是啊 - Totally! - Yeah.
结果最后一秒又被超了 Only to lose it again in the last second.
- 失望之极 - 失败透顶 - Such a disappointment. - It was a comedown.
- 然后又赢回来了 - 今生最佳 - Only to get it back. - Best day of my life!
- 然后又输了 - 今生最差 - Only to lose it! - Worst day of my life!
然后又赢回来了 Only to get it back.
高潮迭起 A roller-coaster of a game!
然后又输了 Only to lose it again.
最精彩的比赛 走了再见 What a game! Here we go, see you later.
拜拜 Bye!
酷 没什么大不了的 Cool. No big deal.
慢着 不对 Wait... Wait a second.
昨晚根本没有比赛 There was no game last night.
什么情况 What the...
快 去我的工作室 Come on. Let's get to my workshop.
那里很安全 We'll be safe there.
好了 好了 All right, okay, all right, all right.
没问题 没问题 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
我们只保持低调 好吗 We just need to keep a low-pro here. Okay?
如果有人看一只鹳和一个宝宝在一起 If one person sees a stork with a baby,
我就别想当老板了 my chances of being named boss are ruined. So...
你在做什么 What are you doing?
- 我想看看孩子 - 不 不 不 - I wanna see the baby! - No, no, no.
我们不能打开 We do not open that thing.
短暂一瞥那个萌宝就会毁了你一生 Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life.
还记得贾斯珀吗 Remember Jasper?
嗯 我不是很有印象 想不起来了 Hmm. I'm trying to put my finger on it. I can't think of who...
你在说反话 因为你恨死它他了 You're being sarcastic because he changed the course of your life.
- 猜对了 - 好吧 - That's right. - Yeah.
啊 那这样办如何 Huh. How about this?
好吧 鹳鸟大会在周一 今天是周五 Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday. Today is Friday.
如果我能按时送达宝宝 还有希望当上老板 If I can just deliver this thing by then, I can still be named boss.
加德纳一家 我来了 Gardner family, here I come!
但是你翅膀折了 你不能… But your wing's broken. You can't...
制定计划 坚持计划 Make a plan! Stick to the plan!
使命必达 Always deliver!
我再也飞不起来了 I'll never fly again!
那是什么 What's that?
啥 你说哪个 Hmm? What's what?
那个 就在那 That. Right there.
哦… 这个吗 Uh... Oh, that? No.
什么也不是 That's nothing.
看起来像一架飞机 Looks like an airplane.
好吧 姑且可以称为飞机 Well, it kind of is an airplane, I guess.
太好了 就用它了 Great! I'll use it.
哦 可是我花费了很多年的精力 Oh, well, it kind of took me a long time to make,
年复一年 like years and years...
对呀 就是为了今天 Great. All leading to this moment.
我是打算用它做其他事的 I'm saving it for something else.
- 做什么 - 哦 - For what? - Hmm?
你到底要用它做什么 What were you gonna use it for?
嗯 我的梦想是用它来为街店网送货 Uh, it's my dream to deliver packages for Cornerstore.com.
哦 那正好啊 少年 Oh, well, hey there, kid.
现在机会来了 Now's your chance.
- 呃 我还不确定 - 是吗 - Uh, I don't know. - Yeah.
我甚至不确定它能飞 I don't even know if it flies.
嗯 Eh, uh...
你知道吗 You know what?
就用它吧 上车 我们去送宝宝 Yeah, you can use it. Let's deliver this baby.
你确定 Are you sure though?
- 呃 - 好吧 行动 - Uh... - All right, let's do it!
好的 让我来教你怎么驾驶 Okay, great. Let me show you how to fly this.
喂 我可是只鸟诶 Um, hello? I'm a bird.
我十分肯定我知道如何驾驶… I'm pretty sure I know how to...
我错了 我错的五体投地 I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!
当然 自动巡航按钮 这就对了 Of course, the autopilot button. That makes perfect sense.
我其实都会 就是想考验你 I knew that. I was testing you.
你用我发明的东西考验我吗 Oh, you were testing me on a thing that I made.
- 没错 - 你座椅湿了吗 That's correct. Is your seat wet?
嗯 我刚才吓尿了 Yep. That's my urine.
下坠的时候尿了一地 I peed in the seat when we were falling.
喔 聊点别的吧 Whoo. What else do you want to talk about?
我的宝贝 My baby.
我真觉得你会喜欢这房子 贝琪 Now, I really think you're gonna love this one, Becky.
我想我们找到宝了 I think we found you a good one.
是啊 当看到房子时 Yeah, when we saw this,
我们都震惊了 we looked at each other and we were like, "Wow."
就是这里了 没错 "This is theirs." Yeah.
- 不过房子需要装修一下 - 是啊 - And it's a fixer-upper... - Yeah. It is.
我知道这不是我们之前谈好的 Which I know we weren't looking for.
但至少还不太差 But at least it's not a fixer-downer.
哦 亲爱的 你能不能… Oh, honey, can you just...
- 您能稍等下吗 - 你能安静下吗 - Can you hold one second? - Yeah, can you?
- 你去 该你了 - 什么 不 还没轮到我 - You're up. You're up. - What? No, it's not my turn.
- 轮到了 马上 快去 - 不可能 - You're up, now. You're up. - It can't be.
也就是说 你想要个紧急避难间是吧 So you want a panic room, okay.
呃… Uh...
内特 Nate?
什么情况 What?
内特 Nate?
嘿 小伙子 Hey there, buddy.
干什么呢 Whatcha doin' here?
我在准备 I'm preparing.
哦 你在准备 Right, you're preparing.
准备什么 For what?
准备当哥哥 鹳鸟要送弟弟来了 To get my baby brother from the storks.
好吧 Right.
嘿 学校鼓励你们发挥想象是好事 Hey, I love your school encourages imagination over actual learning,
- 但鹳鸟已经不送宝宝了 - 我知道 - but the storks don't deliver anymore. - I know.
他们早就不干这个了 They haven't done that in, like, forever.
老爸 你不用替我担心 Dad, you don't have to help me at all.
也不必因为没时间陪我而自责 This is a guilt-free pass for you to go back inside and work.
进屋吧 Just go.
- 走吧 走吧 - 什么情况 - Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go. - What?
好吧 好吧 先这样 Okay, all right. Fine.
你一眨眼我就是大学生了 You blink and I'll be in college.
你说什么 What was that?
啊没事 我在干活 Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working.
- 我什么也没说 你… - 好吧 - I didn't say anything. You should just... - Okay.
还记得我小时候吗 感觉就像一分钟前一样 Remember when I was a baby? It felt like one minute ago?
- 什么 - 怎么了 - What? - What? Hmm?
好吧 Fine.
老爸 我顶多再崇拜你一两年 Dad, you'll be my idol for, like, two more years.
好吧 这句我听见了 Okay, I heard that one.
好的 听着 Okay. All right, look.
五分钟 我只有五分钟 然后就不玩了 Five minutes. That's all the time I have is five minutes, and then we stop.
好的 五分钟 Yeah, five minutes.
五分钟 然后 Five minutes, and then...
就不玩了 We stop.
就玩五分钟 Five minutes and then we stop.
什么 What?
粉末 Powder?
婴儿爽身粉 Baby powder.
信鸽归巢能力启动 Homing pigeon powers activate!
我们怎么称呼你呀 宝贝 Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby?
这太疯狂了 我们真的在送宝宝 This is crazy. We are delivering a baby!
不 我们只是送一个包裹 No, we are delivering a package.
我们应该给她起名 而不是叫她包裹 Maybe we should name it instead of calling it "the package."
我们不给包裹起名 好吗 We do not name the package, okay?
很简单 It's very simple.
我们制定计划 坚持计划 We make a plan. Stick to the plan.
使命必达 Always deliver.
然后回到街店网接着当我的老板 And then we get back to Storkcon so the board can name me boss.
哦 太令人兴奋了 Oh, it's so exciting.
朱老板有什么打算呢 What can we expect from boss Junior?
哦 这是最高机密 Oh, you know that's top secret.
- 告诉我吧 - 肯定是大动静 - You can tell me. Come on. - It's gonna be big!
有多大 你要干什么 Like what? Like, what, how big? Like, what are you gonna do?
现在我还不想谈 I prefer not to talk about it right now.
- 其实你也不知道吧 - 什么 - Do you not know? - What?
- 天啊 你不知道怎么当老板 - 对了 - Oh, my gosh. You don't know. - I know.
如果你一窍不通 干嘛还当老板 If you don't know, then why do you wanna be boss?
- 我懂 - 你不懂 - I know. - You don't.
哦天呢 掩饰尴尬的假笑 Oh, man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable.
瞎说 No.
- 是不是戳穿你了 - 没有的事 - Am I pushing your buttons? - Uh, no.
- 肯定有 - 不 没有 - Yes, I am. - Nah. No.
- 哔 哔 戳 戳 - 不 你戳不到我的痛处 - Beep, beep, boop, boop... - No, those aren't even where my buttons
就算我有痛处也戳不到 would be if I had buttons.
- 哔 哔 戳 戳 - 想得美 - Beep, beep, boop, boop... - So, nice try.
我的程序指令你回答为什么要当老板 I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss.
我爱机械舞 非常有意思 I love robots, so this is fun.
我们有点嗨过头了 We're having a good time together.
为什么当老板 为什么当老板 Why do you wanna be boss? Why do you wanna be boss?
滚蛋 Back off!
天啊 坏了 Oh, God! No!
不不不 No, no, no!
哇 这下有意思了 Wow! Well, that was funny.
你差点上天 You almost died.
我想我们今天学到的教训是 不要问我为何当老板 I guess the lesson we learned today is don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?
好的 聊得不错 Okay, good talk.
谈甚欢 Good talk.
听起来宝宝不高兴了 That didn't sound happy.
嗯 不过包裹马上就要送到了 Yeah, well, the package will be delivered soon enough.
我真的认为我们应该检查一下她 I really think that we should check that out, you know.
不用 放松 Ah, just relax.
好吧 听你的 Okay. Yeah, you're right.
听见没 包裹把自己哭睡着了 Ah, you see, the package has cried itself gently to sleep.
我受不了了 I can't take it!
控制不住自己 必须打开吊舱 Can't help body movements! Must open pod!
等等 不要 Wait! No!
必须打开舱门 The pod! Gotta open the pod!
不要 不要 回来 回来 Oh, no! No, no, no! Come back! Come back!
- 马上就好 - 振作一下 - Be there in a jiff! - Pull yourself together!
- 快开飞机 - 必须打开吊舱 - Fly this plane! - Gotta open the pod!
那我们就得死了 We're gonna die!
嗯 至少宝宝不闹了 Well, at least the baby's quiet.
你有病吧 Are you out of your mind?
有人哭你就要坠机吗 A baby cries and you crash a plane?
嘿我刚才忙着开舱门呢 Hey, hey, hey! I was busy with the pod!
你为什么不使用自动巡航 Why didn't you turn on the autopilot?
刚才我吓傻了 听我说阿丽 I was panicking! Listen to me, Tulip.
- 你坠机了 明白吗 - 宝宝没声音了 - You crashed a plane, did you hear me? - The baby is quiet.
- 你坠毁了一架飞机 - 宝宝没声音了 - You crashed a plane! - The baby is quiet!
- 宝宝没声音了 - 宝宝没声音了 - The baby is quiet? - The baby is quiet!
- 怎么不早说 - 不好了 - Why didn't you say anything? - Oh, no!
怎么没声音了 Why is it quiet?
打开舱门 打开舱门 打开舱门 Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod! Open the pod!
怎么打开 怎么开舱门 快 How do you open this thing? How do you open it? Come on!
天啊 我刚刚意识到 Oh, my gosh. You know what I just realized?
这孩子和我同一天生日 This baby and I have the same birthday.
好吧 我不在乎 Oh, yeah. I don't care.
你坠机了 我不需要你了 You crashed the plane. I don't need you anymore.
我自己去送包裹 再见 I'm going to deliver the package myself. Goodbye.
什么 我们不再是团队了吗 What? You're breaking up the team?
“团队” 你真的有病吧 "Team"? What is wrong with you?
我们根本不是团队 我们什么也不是 You and I are not a team. We are nothing.
我们连“我们”都不算 There is no "we."
这都是你的错 你的错 This is all your fault. This.
你的错 你的错 This. This!
所有的一切 All of this.
祝你好心情 孤儿阿丽 A good day to you, Orphan Tulip.
好心情 A good day.
好吧 如你所想 我会没事的 Well, just so you know, I'll be fine.
我可是信件部门里最受欢迎的人 I'm the most popular person in the entire Letter Sorting department.
- 我听不见 - 我是说… - I can't hear you! - I said that...
我听不见你说的废话 Yeah, it just sounds like "Blah, blah, blah,"
而且还边说边哭 but mixed with crying.
不是我在哭… 朱尼尔 快回来 But that's not what I'm... Junior, come here.
听不见 我猜你也没说什么重要的事 I can't hear what you're saying, but I assume it's lame.
我说我是最受欢迎的… I said I'm the most popular person...
屁 Lame!
阿丽那个蠢货 Tulip's dumb.
难怪她不合群 There's a reason she doesn't fit in.
聪明到组装飞机 笨到坠毁 Ifyou're smart enough to build a plane, then who wrecks one?
我送完包裹就回鹳山 I'm gonna deliver this package and be back at Stork Mountain in no time.
真是太好了 我被狼群包围了 Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by wolves!
你们要怎样 打晕我吗 What are you gonna do, knock me unconscious?
猜对了 Perfect!
哦 不会吧 Oh, seriously?
不理你 我还在生气 I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you!
哦是吗 我可如何是好 Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do?
我们绝交 谈话结束 We are done! This conversation is over.
最后一句话是我说的 免回 Last word, me!
- 最后一句话 - 免回 - Last word. - Me.
- 话 话 话 - 免 免 免 - Last word. Last word. - Me. Me. Me.
听着 我是领头狼 Listen, I'm the alpha.
我吃第一口 I'm gonna eat this thing first.
我是副头狼 I'm gonna be the new alpha.
不 没有必要 不需要副头狼 No. There is no... There's no need for a new alpha.
我是头狼 I'm the alpha!
- 头狼… - 你连脚狼都不算 - You... - You're not even a beta.
我才是头狼 I'm the alpha!
不 你不是头狼 No, you're not the alpha!
刚才怎么回事 What just happened?
- 我们怎么了 - 这东西对我们做了什么 - What was that? - What did that thing just do?
- 对不起 我刚才说到哪了 - 哦对 - I'm sorry. Where were we? - Oh, yeah.
我要活吞这个小东西 I'm gonna devour this thing.
我要咬掉她一只胳膊 I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.
你没咬掉她一只胳膊 You didn't bite her arm clean off.
味道像花朵一样 This tastes like flowers.
好吧 到一边去 Okay, stand aside.
看着你自己 看你在做什么 Look at you. Look what you did.
我在学你 I did the same thing you did.
- 你爱上她了吗 - 我爱上她了 - Are you in love? - I am in love.
- 你也爱上她了吧 - 我也爱上她了 - Are you in love? - I'm in love, too.
我同意 我同意 我同意 我同意 I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.
嘿 兄弟们 Hey, guys!
这个小东西现在算是狼群一族了 This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.
- 他说什么 - 什么 发生了什么 - What did he say? - What? What's happening?
- 大点声 我们在后面听不见 - 我们要收留她 - Louder. We're in the back! - We're keeping it!
- 坐后排的朋友 我门要收留她 - 听到了 谢谢 - Back of the pack, we're keeping it! - Okay, thank you.
噢 看看他们 Aw, look at that.
我们的使命算是必达了 The delivery is now complete.
现在我只想离开这里 Now, I just need to find a way out of here.
等等 难道不把她送给她真正的父母吗 Wait, you're not gonna deliver her to her actual parents?
宝宝觉察不出区别的 婴儿都很蠢 Baby doesn't know the difference because babies are dumb.
呵呵 婴儿才不蠢呢 Oh, babies are not dumb.
他们超级蠢 They are super dumb.
婴儿的高级智商我们成人永远无法理解 Babies have a higher level of intelligence than we will ever understand.
你就像一个刚会说话的婴儿 You sound like a baby that learned how to talk.
我就是一个刚会说话的宝宝 I am a baby that learned how to talk!
嘿 我要叫她原地转圈 Hey, I want to teach it to walk around in circles
- 在她躺下之前 - 好的 好的 好的 - before it lays down. - Yes. Yes. Yes.
那可是我最喜欢教的动作 That's my favorite thing to teach.
不要靠得太近 你会吓到她 Don't get too close, you're gonna scare it!
我没有… 嗷 I'm not... Ow!
- 呵 宝宝笑了 - 好啊 真有她的 - Huh. The baby, it's laughing! - Yeah. Good for it.
不是 No.
好吧 我要为我即将要做的事道歉 Okay, I apologize for what I'm about to do.
- 嗷 - 对不起 - Ow! - Sorry.
- 停下来 - 对不起 - Stop it! - Sorry.
- 对不起 - Sorry.
- 我的脸 - 对不起 - That's my face! - Sorry!
- 为什么停下来 - 继续 - Why did you stop? - Come on!
好吧 我明白了 我可以接着装 Okay, I get the plan. I can fake it. I can fake it!
好的 好的 继续表演 Okay, okay. Fake it!
等会好吗 等会 Wait! Hold on a second, okay? Wait.
好吧 我有个主意 All right, I have an idea.
试想如果把我们放下来 她就能打我打得更重 Imagine how much harder she could hit me if you cut us down.
对呀 姐能削死他 Oh, yeah! I could really wail on this guy.
我说 也没必要往死里打 但是 I mean, you don't have to go that hard, but...
- 哦 我想我身不由己 - 好吧 - Oh, I think I do. - Well...
我还在生你的气呢 Oh, I'm still mad at you.
放他们下来 Cut 'em down!
拿根棍子什么的 Grab a stick or something!
等等 什么 Wait, what?
要再来一遍吗 Do you want more?
要 Yeah!
用这个小树枝就够了吗 Will this tiny twig be enough?
- 够了 - 不 不够 - Yes! - No! No!
要大块的 Bigger!
用一根最大的棒子 Get the biggest twig you can find!
对不起 朱尼尔 众望所归哦 Sorry, Junior. Gotta give the people what they want.
抓住宝宝 快跑 Grab the baby! Let's go!
狼群们 追 Wolf pack, chase!
追 追 追 Chase, chase, chase.
你为什么不停地打我 Why wouldn't you stop hitting me?
我想迷惑他们 I was distracting them.
好吧 快跑 Okay, here we go.
哦 哦 我们应该把桥砍断 Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge!
我知道 你以为我在干什么 Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing?
追 追 追 Chase, chase, chase.
小心 小心 Whoa, whoa, whoa...
完了吧 小狼崽 Suck it, wolves!
狼群们 变身桥梁形态 Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge!
变身 变身 变身 Hut, hut, hut.
什么情况 What is happening?
狼群组成了一座吊桥 The wolves are forming a suspension bridge.
- 这怎么可能 - 我不知道 - How is that possible? - I don't know.
好吧 我们跑吧 All right, let's go!
桥梁形态 A bridge!
我们可能要玩完了 We're probably gonna die!
追 追 追 Chase, chase, chase!
快跑 Let's go!
- 舱门 - 算了 - The door! - Leave it!
马上抓到了 马上抓到了 马上抓到了 Almost gotcha, almost gotcha, almost gotcha!
天啊 我们可以用它做船 Oh, my gosh! We can use that thing as a thing!
对 就用它了 Right! To thing to the thing!
出发 Let's go!
- 你听起来像个猴子 - 你才像猴子呢 - You sound like a monkey. - You sound like a monkey!
狼群们 变身战船形态 Wolf pack, form of wolf boat!
变身完成 Boat!
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
太出人意料了 That is so unpredictable!
狼群们 变身潜艇形态 Wolf pack! Form of submarine!
潜艇形态 Submarine!
我不知道狼能组成潜水艇 I didn't know wolves could form a submarine!
从没在人与自然上看到过 I've never seen that before on nature shows.
好了 快 启动飞机 Okay, quick, get to the plane!
什么 我以为飞机坏了 What? I thought it was broken.
没有 我用一些零件修好了 No, I fixed it with some spare parts.
我们要抓到你 我们要抓到你 We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya.
好了 起飞 All right, let's go!
朱尼尔 Junior!
很显然 我不会按它的 Obviously, I'm not gonna push it.
等等我 Wait!
天啊 我可以轻而易举地按下它 Oh, I could push it so easily.
只要轻轻一推 It would take such a little amount of force.
你不要这样的看着我 Don't look at me like that.
不把小东西还给我们 就吃掉你 If you don't give us Tiny Thing, we're gonna eat you.
反正早晚也要吃定你 We're gonna eat you anyway!
这句不能说 You don't say it.
交易完再吃他们 You make the deal and then you eat them anyway.
明白 Gotcha!
我们不吃你们 We're not going to eat you!
但已经晚了 Well, now it's too late!
哦不 Oh, no! No!
- 朱尼尔 - 我们走 - Junior! - Let's go!
好 准备升空 All right, let's fly!
它不会升空 It doesn't fly.
- 什么 - 它只能降落 - What? - It falls!
刚才我干嘛救你 Why did I save you?
狼群们 战斗机形态 Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane!
- 快 快点 - 快走 - Come on! Come on! - Let's go!
小东西 快回来 Tiny Thing, come back!
快回来 小东西 我们需要你 Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you!
我的宝贝 My baby.
什么 What?
就玩五分钟 Five more minutes and then we stop
什么 What?
- 再玩五分钟 - 不行 - Five more minutes... - No!
这是我们的烟囱 That's our chimney!
你要毁了整个屋顶吗 You're gonna destroy the whole roof?
老妈 我们要用滑梯代替烟囱 Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide
好方便鹳鸟安全送回宝宝 for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
都是他说的 What he said.
不行 别犯病了 你们不能毁掉烟囱 No! Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney.
拜托 不要让我变成坏妈妈 Come on, don't make me the mean mom.
- 老爸好 老妈坏 - 我听见了 - Dads are fun, moms are mean. - I heard that!
- 开个家长会 - 掐耳朵 - Parent conference. - Pinching!
亨利 别人会嘲笑我们 Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy.
告诉他事实 We need to tell him.
告诉他什么 Tell him what?
让他天天看电视吗 What, to go watch more TV?
这是我和内特相互交流的最佳时机 This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life.
我终于觉得自己像个父亲了 I actually feel like a dad again.
要是宝贝弟弟没出现你怎么办 And when no baby brother shows up?
到时再说 Well, then we tell him.
烟囱可以重建 We can get a new chimney,
但和内特在一起的时光 错过就没有了 but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate.
我们不能总是带着蓝牙耳机 And if we put those headsets back on,
因为内特一转眼就会长大了 how old will Nate be when we take them off again?
我还没到青春期呢 I'm not a jerky teen yet.
时光飞逝 记忆珍贵 Fleeting moments, precious memories.
我才不要当坏妈妈 Moms are fun, too.
哇 这个烟囱质量好渣 Wow! That's... That's not a well-made chimney.
连我一个柔弱的小女生都能… I'm... I'm a small woman and that just came...
一锤定音 Yeah, that came right down!
好吧 接下来什么打算 Okay, so, uh, what's next?
好吧 今晚是周六 Okay, it's Saturday night.
周日送达 周一当老板 As long as we deliver by tomorrow, we can still make it for Storkcon Monday.
谢谢你没有抛弃我 Thanks for waiting for me back there.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
好吧 我的男子气概不允许我承认任何事 Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to admit anything at all about anything."
这是在模仿我吗 Is that supposed to be me?
哦 抱歉 这才是更精确的模仿 Oh, sorry, "This is a more accurate representation."
哦 太像了 我说话就是这个味 Oh, you're so right. That is what I sound like.
让我们都这么味好了 Let's both talk like this.
宝宝又开始吵了 Baby's fussing.
她太无聊了 我们要逗逗她 She's bored. We have to distract her.
好吧 看看这招 Oh, let's see. Oh!
你是宝宝 你是宝宝 You are a baby You are a baby
小手 小脚 Little hands, little feet
- 看看你 真可爱 - 停 停 停 - Look at you, you're so sweet - Stop! Stop! Stop!
你是那么可爱 我要… You're so cute I wanna...
靠边站好吗 Let's just step aside, all right?
- 让我来 - 你想唱歌给她听 - And let me do it. - You want to sing to her?
嗯 很让你吃惊吗 Yeah. Is that so surprising?
我其实是个很棒的歌手 I'm a pretty good singer, actually.
好呀 唱给她听 Okay, fine! Sing to her.
当你需要什么东西 When you need a little something
却没空去买 And there's too much to do
只需轻点手指 我们就能送来 Just click your little finger And we'll ship it for you
街店网 街店网真强 Cornerstore, Cornerstore. com
阿拉斯加 夏威夷不支持包邮活动 F ree shipping does not apply in Alaska and Hawaii.
等下 等下 这算是首歌吗 Wait, wait, wait, is that a song?
这不是歌 这是广告 That's not a song, that's an ad.
- 好 那坐稳了听下一首 阿丽 - 好呀 - Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip. - Okay.
街店网 Cornerstore
这首我喜欢 I like how this is going.
大包小包让我扛 Let your packages rain down on me
呃 这看起来是个过夜的好地方 Uh, this looks like a good place to rest for the night.
朱尼尔 你说什么呢 你怎么怪怪的 Junior, what are talking about? Why are you acting...
我听不到你在说什么 I can't hear what you're saying.
- 朱尼尔 - 完全听不到 - Junior? - I can't hear you!
朱尼尔 Junior!
嗯… Hmm...
嘿 你见到一个红发姑娘和一只鹳鸟了吗 Hey! Have you seen a red-headed lady and a stork?
一只鸟和一位小姐吗 A bird and a lady?
你说胡话了吧 I don't know what you're talkin' about.
我看到两个人就像你说的那样 I saw two that fit that description the other day!
不 老兄 我不会成为你的朋友 No, man, I will not be your friend.
对不起 我以为我们聊得来 Sorry, thought we were vibing.
为何你如此猥琐 Why you being so creepy?
你知道吗 就 就这样吧 You know what? Just get... Here. Here.
这样安上就行了 I'm just gonna put this right here.
刚才怎么了 What happened back there?
什么 什么意思 What? What do you mean?
呃 你毫无征兆地 刺破了充气船 Uh, you stabbed the raft? For literally no reason!
谁说没征兆 我有私人原因的 It was not for no reason. It was for personal reasons.
不管怎么说 那边岸上有个港口 Anyways, there's a port right there on the coast.
明早出发后的第一件事 We'll just leave first thing in the morning
就是赶紧去送包裹 and deliver the package.
叫她宝宝不行吗 Just call it "the baby."
你为什么这么怕宝宝？ Why are you so afraid of babies?
因为这是唯一一个 Because this one single package
能毁掉我所有努力的东西 could ruin everything I've worked towards my entire life!
- 你为什么想当老板来着 - 不要再问了 - Why do you wanna be boss again? - Not this again.
不 真的 你为什么想当街店网的老板 No, really. Why do you wanna be boss of Cornerstore?
我不知道 可以了吗 我想… I don't know, okay? I mean...
为什么每个人都想当老板呢 Why does anyone want to be boss?
因为这就对了 这就是答案 It rules. That's why.
好吧 但你打算怎么当老板 Yeah, but what would you do?
- 我不知道 你呢 - 既然你问到我 - I don't know. What would you do? - I'm glad you asked!
嗯 首先 我要雇佣更多鸟类品种和其他动物 Well, for one, I would employ a more diverse variety of birds and animals.
然后 我会淘汰掉街店网的货仓 Two, I would get rid of the Cornerstore warehouse
因为那个建筑太丧气了 because that building is a bummer.
最后 我要重新开始送子业务 And three, I would start delivering babies again.
好吧 你对这个问题准备很多年了吧 Okay, you were very prepared for that question.
老兄 我觉得我们关系近了许多 Man, I feel so close to you.
就像闺蜜一样 Like we're girlfriends already.
好吧 早知道这样 我就应该 All right, I knew as I was saying it
一直闭着嘴不说话 that I should just keep my mouth shut.
哦 我好想现在就给你编个小辫 Aw, I want to braid your feathers immediately!
听着 呃 Look, uh...
啥事 Yeah?
既然坦诚相待 我就告诉你我为什么造飞机 While we're being real honest right now, I'll tell you why I built my plane.
并不是想为街店网送快递 It's not to deliver packages for Cornerstore.com.
我是为了去找我的父母 I built my plane to find my parents.
但我以为你不知道父母的地址 But I thought you didn't know where your parents lived.
贾斯珀把信号灯碎了一地 When Jasper destroyed my homing beacon, I lost all the pieces.
我只找到一片 Except one.
我想有了它 再加上运气 也许可以找到父母 And I thought this, plus some luck might be enough to find my parents.
所以为了这个宝宝你牺牲了飞机 So, you sacrificed your plane for this baby?
- 是啊 - 为什么 - Yeah. - Why?
我不知道 我想如果这孩子能找到她的家庭 Oh, I don't know. I guess if this baby finds her family,
那也值了 I mean, it's worth it.
对吗 Right?
好吧 你给她取个名字吧 Fine. You can name her.
- 真的吗 - 嗯 起名吧 - Really? - Yeah, go ahead.
钻石命运 Diamond Destiny.
好吧 我改主意了 你不能给她取名字 Okay, I changed my mind. You can't name her.
太晚了 她的名字是钻石命运 就这么定了 Too late! Her name is Diamond Destiny. Yes, it is!
我认为你会起一个真正的人名 I thought it was gonna be, like, an actual name.
这就是人名 钻石命运就是她的名字 It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name!
我说的对吗 钻命 Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny?
我们会找到你的父母 一切都会完美无缺的 We're gonna find your parents, and everything is gonna be just perfect.
你会找到你的家人了 You'll find your family.
真的吗 You think?
当然 For sure.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 Good night!
怎么了 我起来了 What is it? I'm up.
她是饿了吗 Do you think she's hungry?
我也不知道 Yeah. I don't know.
她可能是想摇一摇 Uh, maybe she just needs to be rocked.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
她眼睛瞪得不能再大了 Her eyes could not be more open.
好吧 抓住那边 Okay, grab that end.
我们就像一家人 It's like we're a family.
我们才不是一家人 We are not like a family.
我们只是试图哄孩子睡觉的一对男女 We're just a guy and a girl trying to put our baby to sleep.
快点哄她吧 Let's just put her to sleep.
拜托 快了 快了 快了 Come on, close, close, close.
好的 闭眼 闭眼 闭眼 Okay, close. Close, close, close.
可以了吗 不错 眼睛快闭上了 That's good, right? Is that closed enough?
没有 还能看到眼球 No! Look, I can still see eyeball.
能不能手动关上它们 像这样 Can we manually close them? Here.
不行 不要这么做 你在干什么 No! Don't do that! What are you doing?
我要… 等等 给我拿胶水 I'm gonna... Wait! Okay, give me the eye glue.
- 什么 - 不懂吗 把她的眼睛粘上 - What? - You know, for gluing eyes shut.
我们没有带胶水 No, we don't have any.
闭上了 It's gonna stick.
如果她一直不睡怎么办 What if she never goes to sleep?
这样吧 我来照顾她 All right, you know what? I got her.
你去睡吧 你去睡觉 没问题 You just go to bed. You go to bed. It's fine.
如果你为我醒着 那我怎么好意思睡 No, I don't wanna go to bed if you're gonna be up. I'll feel bad.
我知道 但如果我去睡觉的话 I know. But if I go to bed,
我也不好意思 我不想那样 then I'm gonna feel guilty. And I just can't.
不要抢我的台词 听我说 No, that's what I'm saying. Listen to me.
你去睡觉 我照顾她 No, so that's why you go to bed, and I'll take care of her.
好吧 我去睡觉 All right. I'll go to bed.
我不敢相信你要去睡觉了 I can't believe you went to bed!
什么 你刚才说 我可以去睡觉的 What? You just said it was okay for me to go bed!
好吧 这样吧 Okay, you know what?
我们能不能抱着哄她 Can we just rock her in our arms?
不行 我对宝宝无爱 No. We do not. No loving the baby.
你说“宝宝”了 You said "baby."
好吧 无所谓 我不在乎 Fine. I don't care. I don't care.
你爱死她了 You love it.
再见了 哥们 Goodbye, brah!
看你还敢小看我 嗯 How you like me now? Huh!
看你还敢小看我 "How you like me now"?
看你还敢小看我 How you like me now?
看你还敢小看我 How do you like me now!
曾经有一段时间 Now there was a time
你还是那么爱我 When you loved me so
我做的事你都觉得是对的 I could do no wrong
但现在你要知道 And now you need to know
舞蹈时间 Dance break!
看你还敢小看我 看你还敢小看我 How you like me now? How you like me now?
你确定你看清了 And you're sure you saw this?
是的 我敢肯定我看到了 Yes, I'm sure I saw this.
好吧 先保守这个秘密 All right. Let's keep this quiet.
遵命 长官 Yes, sir.
感谢你的忠诚 马屁鸽 Thank you for your loyalty, Pigeon Toady.
或者我该叫你 老板 Or should I say boss.
酷 酷 酷 Cool, cool, cool.
哇 电梯里的蒸汽房 太震撼了 Whoa! Steam room in an elevator. Mind blown!
闭嘴 我正在思考 Shut up! I'm planning.
哦 好的 Oh, that's cool.
好吧 现在 听着 All right. Now, listen.
首先 我们要停止这单快递 First, we have to stop that delivery.
但我们不知道收件人地址 But we don't know where they're headed.
的确 但我们不必跟在他们屁股后面走 Indeed. We won't go to them.
我们要让他们… We'll make them...
乖乖来找我们 Come to us.
没错 Yes!
好吧 我要走了 Well, I'm off.
你穿西装的速度好快 You're in a suit suddenly.
起飞 Let's go.
我的浴巾被吹走了 My towel blew away.
朱尼尔 Junior.
醒醒 我们要走了 Wake up. We gotta go.
我还没睡醒 I'm still asleep.
我知道 但我们必须要动身了 I know, we gotta go, we gotta go.
让我在睡一会儿 Just let me sleep a little longer.
朱尼尔 宝宝醒了 船要开了 起床 Junior. Baby's awake. Ship's leaving. Let's go!
你去吧 宝宝是你的 You do it. You get the baby.
朱尼尔 我也很累 Junior, I'm tired, too!
你自己挖的坑 自己跳吧 You made it, you get it.
嘿 Hey!
是 Yes!
钻石命运 快给我回来 Diamond Destiny, you come back here right now.
我可没开玩笑 I'm not fooling around.
好了 快出发吧 还要赶着上船呢 All right, let's go. We got a boat to catch.
我们要做船咯 哦 We got a boat to catch, oh!
出发 Here we go. On it.
最后一段路了 Home stretch!
我们必须非常安静 We have to be absolutely silent.
只要有人看到鹳鸟带着婴儿 我们就会被举报 One human sees a stork with a baby and we'll get reported.
好的 最后一个了 把它装上去 All right, last one. Let's pack it up.
那是什么 What was that?
听起来像一个婴儿 Sounds like a baby.
非常可疑 That's very suspicious.
- 她怎么哭了 - 我不知道 - Why is she doing that? - I don't know.
是纸尿裤的原因吗 Diaper?
没问题 Check.
是饿了吗 Food?
没问题 Check.
可能她想睡觉 Maybe she needs a nap.
摇啊摇 摇到外婆桥 Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop
也不是 到底怎么了 她要干什么 Nope. What is it? What does she want?
声音从那边传来 It's coming from over there!
我不知道 她好像要找你 I don't know. She's reaching for you.
也许她只是想让你抱 Maybe she just wants you.
不 这不可能 No. That doesn't make sense.
严格来说 她应该感到非常开心才对 Technically, she should be perfectly happy.
我们该怎么办 我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
我毫无头绪 I have no idea.
哦 不 Oh, no!
不好了 Oh, no.
她要嚎了 她要出声了 She's gonna blow! She's gonna blow!
我到底要怎样 What do I do with her?
抱着她 抱着她 快抱 Take her, take her. Just take her!
- 啊 这倒是没想到 - 嗯 - Ah, look at that. - Hmm.
这似乎管用了 Actually seems to be working pretty well.
哈 她闻起来好香 Ha! She smells so nice!
谁的大眼睛 明亮又闪烁 是你 Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do.
就是你 You do.
不好了 船要开了 Oh, no! The boat's leaving!
不不不 不要这样 No, no, no! Come on!
狼群们 变身箱车形态 Wolf pack. Form of wolf minivan!
五菱之光 Minivan!
疼 疼 疼… Ow, ow, ow...
消停会吧 Give me a break!
- 咔嚓 咔嚓 - 咔嚓 - Click, click. - Click.
我的宝贝 My baby!
啊 我们拿到小东西了 Ah! We got the Tiny Thing!
这样开车送孩子不安全 This is not a safe way to transport the baby.
- 我们现在是家长了 - 降档慢行 - We're parents now. - Just go slower.
- 没错 没错 没错 - 再慢点 - You're right, you're right, you're right. - Slower.
好的 非常好 Okay, good.
这样如何 小东西 Is that good, Tiny Thing?
嗯 小东西呢 Hmm? Tiny Thing?
我们又把她弄丢了 We lost her again!
快 从这走还能上船 Quick! We can get to the boat through here.
啊 Ah!
等等 你跑步的路线为何那么诡异 Wait. Why are you running so weird?
究竟有什么我不知道的玄机 What don't I know?
我的终级克星 My old nemesis.
玻璃 "Glass."
鸟看不到玻璃 Birds can't see glass!
把小东西还给我们 Give us Tiny Thing.
阿丽你走吧 我没戏了 Just go, Tulip. It's too late for me.
你拿到宝宝了 你可以自己送她 You've got the baby. You can deliver her yourself.
什么 不 我不会抛弃你 What? No, I'm not leaving you behind!
我们可以的 你和我一起 We can do this. Together!
小东西在哪 Where's the Tiny Thing?
- 好吧 阿丽 听你的 - 小东西 小东西 - All right. Tulip, you got this! - Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!
- 好吧 左 右 直行 - 小东西在哪里 - Okay, left. Right. Straight. - Where's the Tiny Thing?
直行 左 右 Straight! Left! Right!
不好了 我有点慌了 Oh, no! I'm panicking!
呃 再往右 左 我是说左 Uh, right again! Left, I mean. Left!
右边 对 是右边 Right! Right, I mean.
左 左 右 右 Left! Left! Right! Right!
左 左 左 右 Left! Left! Left! Right!
桌边 肉边 我说都不会话了 Rolft! I mean, ralft!
左右左右 我就是随便瞎喊 Right! Left! I'm just shouting words!
这不管用啊 This is not working!
哦 我们成功了 Oh-oh! We did that together!
我每片玻璃都撞到了 I ran into every piece of glass.
有的还不止一次 Some, more than once.
哦 天啊 Oh, jeez.
啊 Ah!
你运气也太差了 What are the chances of that?
起码在玻璃厂的运气很差 I guess, pretty high in a glass factory.
- 小东西 小东西 - 快来 - Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing! - Come on!
首先 我们要抢到小东西 First, we're gonna take Tiny Thing
然后把她养成一个坚强独立的女性 and raise her to be a strong, independent woman.
然后 我们要吃掉你们 And then, we're gonna eat you.
与你合作很愉快 We made a great team.
我的宝贝 My baby.
这是我的宝贝 That's my baby!
是贾斯珀 It's Jasper!
我的宝贝 My baby!
- 不 不 不 - 我的宝宝 我的宝宝 我的宝宝 - No, no, no! - My baby! My baby! My baby!
松手 Let go!
让我们走 Let go of us!
狼群们 变身成… Wolf pack, form of...
心碎形态 Broken heart!
哭吧 哭吧 Cry! Cry!
离我们远点 Get away from us!
- 走开 - 别过来 - Get away! - Stay back!
- 滚回家去 - 拜托 - Go home! - Come on!
不要逼姐揍你 Don't make me hit you!
- 嘿嘿嘿 让我解释一下 - 我不听 - Hey, hey, hey! Let me explain! - I don't wanna hear it!
当你把我变成孤儿时 你只说了句 倒霉 When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!"
倒霉 你居然说倒霉 什么人会这么说 Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that?
能让我解释一下吗 Will you please let me explain?
嘿 她不想听你的借口 大哥 Hey! She doesn't wanna hear your explanation, guy!
退后 Back off!
当时我爱上你了 I fell in love with you.
好吧 继续讲 Okay, fine.
老实说 我很好奇 让我们来听听 Honestly, I am very curious. Let's hear it.
你看 别人都说送子鹳不好做 Look, they tell you being a stork isn't gonna be easy.
使命必达 Always deliver.
而我没有做到 I failed to do that.
你的信号灯被我打碎成一片一片的 Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered.
我穷尽我的一生 I spent my entire life
寻找那些碎片 好让我能送你回家 searching for the missing pieces so that I could deliver my baby.
然而过去这么多年 我还是差一块碎片 And yet, after all these years, I'm still missing one piece.
- 但我既然发过誓… - 哎呦我去 等等 - But, I have pledged... - Oh, my gosh! Wait.
要以亲身来弥补你被我夺走的父母 阿丽 To be the parent I took from you, Tulip.
我愿用我的生命 And I will lay down my life.
我有最后一块碎片 I have the missing piece!
不好意思 你说什么 Excuse me, what?
我有最后一块碎片 I have the missing piece.
我的家 My home!
我能回家了 I'm going home!
我终于可以见到家人了 I'm gonna finally meet my real family.
天啊 Oh, my gosh!
这太疯狂了 朱尼尔 你能相信吗 This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it?
不 这简直… 简直太棒了 No, that's so... That's so great.
是啊 你可以回去了 Yeah, yeah, you should go.
哦 虽然要先送宝宝 但是 当然要回去了 Oh, yeah, well, after we deliver the baby. But, yeah!
没事 我可以照顾好宝宝的 No, no, no. I can take care of the baby.
你现在就可以走了 You should go now.
不 不 不 我们要一起完成 No, no, no. We have to finish the delivery.
对不起 打断一下 I'm sorry to cut you off.
好笑的是 当你说到 真正的家庭 时 You know what's so funny is just then when you said "real family",
有点 有点让我伤心 it, like, weirdly hurt my feelings.
但我很快意识到我之前的愚蠢 But I realized how stupid that is.
我是指 一只鸟和一个粗心大意的人类 I mean, I'm a bird and you're, like, a sloppy human
带着不属于我们的小屁孩 and that's not our baby. It's just some baby.
我是说 我们不是一家人胜似一家人 Well, I mean, we're not, like, a "family", but we are like a family.
但我觉得我们更像是同事的关系 Well, it's like we are except instead we're more like employees
两个送送快递的员工而已 who are delivering a package, and that's all.
你懂我的意思吗 Do you know what I mean?
你应该回到属于你的地方 And you should go to where you belong.
现在 你明白了吗 Now. Do you know what I mean?
不 朱尼尔 我们是一个团队好吗 No! Junior, we are a team, okay?
我们要送这个宝宝 We're gonna deliver this baby,
然后去见我的父母 then we're gonna meet my parents,
- 然后带全家参观鹳山 - 我本来是要开除你的 - then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain. - I was supposed to fire you.
好吗 Okay?
你要解雇我 You were supposed to fire me?
对 Yeah.
解放 自由 就是解雇的意思 Well, "liberate". "Free". Yes, fire.
但我没忍心 才发生了这些 And then I didn't, and then this all happened.
听着 你身上没有任何值得鹳山留恋的地方 Look, there's nothing waiting for you back at Stork Mountain.
但谁在乎 Who cares though?
你就要见到真正的亲人了 It's time for you to go and meet your real family!
那不是更好吗 对吗 That's exciting, right?
你看 我… Look, I...
我认为这样是最好的 你觉得呢 I just think this is for the best, you know?
这是你梦寐以求的 It's what you've always wanted.
是啊 我是想见我的家人 Yeah, I wanna go meet my family.
所以 好吧 我想我该走了 So, yeah, I better go now, I guess.
没事的 我会照顾她的 It's gonna be fine. I'll take good care of her.
好吧 好吧 就这样 Okay, okay. Fine.
再见了 小女孩 Goodbye, little girl.
祝你回家旅途愉快 Have a good trip back home.
你多保重… You take care...
一路顺风 And be safe.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
他们是你的家人 他们会爱你的 They're your family. They're going to love you.
我会一直在你身边 I'll be right here.
哦 哦 把相机给我 Oh, oh! Give me your camera.
我想捕捉这温馨一刻 I'd love to capture this family moment.
好吧 已经录了 开始 Okay, camera rolling and action.
就这样 非常好 Yup. Okay.
按门铃 Ring the doorbell.
我没听到门铃响哦 I don't hear a doorbell ringing.
好的 我们不着急 You're right. Let's take our time.
我都等了一辈子 不在乎这一会 I've only waited my whole life for this!
阿丽 Tulip?
是鹳鸟来了 The storks!
天呢 Oh, boy!
- 来了 来了 - 上帝啊 - Here we go! - Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
- 好 面带笑容 - 我有点紧张 没事 - Okay. Big smile! - I'm a little nervous. Okay.
所有人 冷静 Everyone, calm down!
房屋造型不符合规定 This is not to code.
- 什么 - 要全部拆掉 - What? - This all has to come down.
亨特 Hunter?
- 你被开除了 - 但是 但是 但是 - You're fired! - But, but, but...
但是 但是 但是 你就像个脑残 "But, but, but..." You are so idiotic!
你居然都没有起疑心 How were you not suspicious?
我以为是街道整改 I thought it was a gentrifying neighborhood.
没想到在这里见到你 哥们 Didn't expect to see you here, brah!
哦 我早就想到了 我设的局 Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.
抓住那个孩子 Seize the thing!
等等 不要对孩子下手 Wait, no! Not the baby!
不要担心 她会没事的 Don't worry. She's gonna be fine.
她与企鹅们在一起 She's with penguins.
有套纪录片就是讲企鹅如何照顾宝宝的 They have whole documentaries about how great they are at babysitting.
她会成为一名优秀的游泳运动员 And she'll be an excellent swimmer.
等她长大后 我们会把她送回人类社会 And then when she's old enough, we'll return her to the human world.
你们疯了 应该送她回家 That's insane! You need to deliver her!
新老板无意制造婴儿 这种丑闻不能公开 We can't let it get out that the new boss accidentally made a baby!
我们的股票会直线下降 我们所有的基业 Our stock would plummet, everything we've built.
整个公司都将会土崩瓦解 My entire company will fall apart!
永远不能让那些家长知道 Those parents can never find out.
好了可以出发了 Okay, we're ready to go.
现在谁更像宝宝 Who's the baby now?
可以了 Good enough.
- 强制拆除 - 为什么 - "Cease and desist"? - Why?
这不符合规划 而且说实话 看起来很危险 This is not up to code, and quite frankly, it looks dangerous.
我们不能拆 We can't tear it down.
那样鹳鸟就不能给我送宝贝弟弟了 'Cause then the storks won't deliver my baby brother.
警察叔叔说得对 内特 The policeman's right, Nate.
它们已经不再运送小孩了 They don't deliver babies. Not anymore.
那我们为什么还要建造这些 Then why did we do all this stuff?
因为我们和你玩的太开心了 Because we were having such fun playing with you.
亲爱的 我们度过了愉快的时光 Oh, honey. We spent time together.
这才是最重要的 And that's what matters.
是开罚单还是口头警告 So is this like a ticket thing or a warning thing?
听上去像是警告 是吗 It feels like a warning, right?
是的 我们被警告了 很明确的警告 Yeah, we are warned. We are properly warned.
嘿 小伙子 Oh, buddy.
进屋吧 Come on.
什么情况 What?
天啊 你还好吗 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
发生了什么 宝宝呢 What happened? Where's the baby?
他们把我绑起来 把她抢走了 They tied me up and took her.
你怎么会认为这是她的家 Why would you think this was her house?
旁边都是阴森恐怖的仓库 It's surrounded by a bunch of scary warehouses!
街道整改 Gentrification!
你怎么能让他们抢走她 她是你的使命啊 How could they just take her? She was your responsibility!
这不是我的错 好吗 It wasn't my fault, okay?
我不是责怪你 我是太担心宝宝了 I'm not blaming you. I'm just worried about the baby!
我也很担心 这就是为什么我在大喊大叫 Well, I'm also worried, which is why I'm yelling!
我们大喊因为我们在浪费时间 We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time!
怎样才能回到街店网总部 How can we get back to Cornerstore?
你在网购吗 你要干什么 You're shopping? What are you doing?
原来如此 你是为了让我们藏在箱子里 Oh, I see. You did that so we could hide in the box
然后加急退货回到街店网总部 and get back to Cornerstore real quick.
- 说对了 - 是啊 - That's right. - Yeah.
我去 朱尼尔 什么情况 Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on?
这是什么情况 What the heck is this?
这是周一的鹳鸟大会 This is Storkcon.
每年鹳鸟们都会为一件事聚在一起 Once a year, storks come together for one thing.
鹳鸟大会 Storkcon!
地球上最大规模的鹳鸟集会 The biggest stork convention on the planet Earth, where birds and...
- 嗯 朱尼尔 - 干嘛 - Uh, Junior? - What?
你发神经啊 我们在营救宝宝诶 What are you doing? We have to save the baby.
我只不过是个鹳鸟大会的超级粉丝 I'm just a huge fan of Storkcon.
因为这太酷了 'Cause it's so cool.
那里 快看 快看 There. Look, look, look!
他们前往飞行甲板 They're headed towards the flight deck.
干嘛 这样能让我平静下来 What? It calms me.
接下来展示世界上首个圆形纸箱 Presenting the world's first round box
球箱 Sphericus!
球箱圆助梦想 Circles can hold dreams!
怎样才能穿过人群 How are we gonna get through this crowd?
你好 Hello.
我满怀梦想 I'm full of dreams!
嘿 你们几个不许待在后面 Hey, you guys aren't supposed to be back here.
让让 大哥 Pardon me, big guy.
我满怀梦想 I'm full of dreams!
听我说 阿丽 Listen to me, Tulip.
即使我们抢回宝宝 也无法离开这里 Even if we get the baby, we have no way to get out of here.
鹳鸟大会真的很大 Storkcon is huge
全世界的鹳鸟都齐聚一堂… for storks come from all across the world...
少年 不要再安利鹳鸟大会了 Junior, stop talking about Storkcon!
好吧 抱歉 All right, I'm sorry.
只是太让人印象深刻了 走吧 It's just really impressive. Here we go.
放开那个宝宝 Put down that baby!
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收到你的信息了 I got your text.
很抱歉 我们只找到一个喷气背包 Sorry, but we could only find one jet pack.
好吧 给我的包 我要带她 All right, give me the pack. I'm taking her.
- 什么 不 我要带她 - 没门 - What? No, I'm taking her. - No way.
上次就是你带的 把孩子弄丢了 When you had her last, you lost her.
- 因为你抛弃我 - 因为你解雇我 - After you left us. - After you fired me!
因为你每件事都搞砸了 'Cause you're bad at everything.
- 我真希望我从没见过你 - 哇 - I wish I'd never met you. - Whoa! Wow,
我也希望我从没见过你 well, you know what? I wish I'd never met you.
这件事唯一的好结果 The only good thing to come out of all of this
就是这个宝宝了 所以我要带她走 is this baby, and I am taking her.
这个婴儿对你太珍贵太完美了 我要带她走 This baby is far too precious and perfect for you. I'm taking her!
- 我带 - 我带 - I'm taking her. - I'm taking her!
- 我要带她 - 我要带她 - I'm taking her! - I'm taking her!
怎 么 回 事 What is that?
我裤子掉下来了 不好了 My pants fell down. Oh, no!
- 我们去哪 - 我怎么知道 - Where are we going? - I don't know!
好吧 这边不行 Oh, okay. Not that way.
这边也不行 Not that way either.
嘿 各位好啊 Hey, guys.
气氛有点过分热烈了 This is very overwhelming.
把孩子交出来 Hand over that thing!
再走近一步 Come one step closer,
我就放进去 and I will drop this.
慢着 慢着… Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
朱尼尔 交出宝宝 我们既往不咎 Junior, look, hand over the baby, and we'll let bygones be bygones.
更好的是 More than that.
你仍然可以当老… You can still be...
这招怎么不灵了 Why isn't it working?
一个宝宝算什么 One baby?
成百上千的宝宝怎么样 How about a million!
等等 不要 Wait, no!
危险 危险 Danger. Danger.
本人完全没有考虑后果 I did not think that through.
不 No!
- 快关掉 快关掉 - 哦 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - Aw!
马上关停它 You stop it this instant!
关掉 快关掉 Shut it down! Shut it down!
这是属于我的时刻 This is my moment!
哇 Whoa!
哦 Ooh!
不好了 Oh, no!
- 我们走 - 来吧 - Let's go! - Come on!
快快快 抓住它 Go, go, go! Grab it!
- 这有一个 我来 - 抓住了 - Over here. I got this one. - Catch it!
搞定 Got it! Whoo!
别挡我的道 别挡我的道 Out of my way! Out of my way!
哦不 Oh, no!
一百万个宝宝 One million babies!
啊 你好 Oh, hi.
- 不好了 - 不要 - Oh, no! - No!
来啊 Come on!
现在我要做我早就该做的事了 Now it's time to do what I should've done so long ago.
摧毁宝宝工厂 Destroy the Baby Factory!
不行 不可以 No, you can't.
- 我可以 - 不可以 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't!
这能说上一天 我还是先干活吧 We could go on like this all day. I'm just gonna go on
摧毁宝宝工厂 and destroy the Baby Factory.
再见 宝宝制造机 Goodbye, baby-making machine.
有没有搞错 What the heck?
我说过婴儿很聪明的 Told you babies were smart.
婴儿都蠢 婴儿蠢得要死 Babies are dumb. Babies are super-duper dumb.
- 不不不 - 不 等会 不要 - No, no, no. - No, no. Wait, no.
- 钻石 快还给我 - 我命令你马上停下 停下 - Diamond, give it back! - You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop!
拜托 Come on!
什么 What?
不 No!
快过来 把我弄出去 Now get over here and get me out of here.
好吧 不要乱动 All right. Don't move.
什么意思 What?
哦不 Oh, no.
不要 No!
使命必达 Always deliver!
喔 你做到了 Whoo! You did it!
我能听到我的骨头在响 I can hear my bones.
我们快着陆吧 疼死我了 Yeah, we should land because this hurts so much.
我们做到了 我们做到了 我们是一家人 We did it! We did it! We're a family!
对 我们是… Yes! We're a...
对不起 我破坏气氛了 Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there.
我只是有点内出血 I just have so much internal bleeding.
我们是一家人 We're a family!
看你的翅膀 Look at that.
什么不是骨折了吗 Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken.
我想只是脱臼了 I guess it was just dislocated.
肯定时着陆的时候一不小心又治好了 It must've popped back in when we landed.
哦是啊 反转的太突然了 Oh, yep. What a twist.
- 不好了 - 哦… - Oh, no. - Uh...
好多宝宝啊 So many of them.
他们拉扯我的羽毛 They're pulling my feathers!
我们该怎么办 What are we going to do?
好吧 大家都聚过来 聚过来 All right, everybody. Gather around. Gather around.
曾经有一个讨厌鬼问我 为什么想当老板 An annoying person asked me once why I wanna be boss.
真到今天 我才知道答案 Well, I never knew why until today.
送宝宝回家才是我们的使命 Baby delivery is our true calling.
宝宝们不像是那些金属或者玻璃 This is not just a bunch of metal and glass
或那个看着像水晶的超大神秘物体 and whatever that giant magical crystal-looking thing is made of.
宝宝是我们鹳鸟生存在地球上的原因 This is the heart of what storks were put on this Earth to do.
这是我们的任务 This is our mission.
我们为我们的服务感到自豪 We pride ourselves on customer service.
这里有很多家庭 一直没有得到他们应得的宝宝 Well, this is a family that never got the baby they asked for.
我们制定计划 Make a plan.
坚持计划 Stick to the plan.
使命必达 Always deliver.
说的不错 但我们没有吊舱之类的容器了 That's great. This is great. But we don't have any pods.
等等 各位 先停一下 Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop?
嘿 Hey!
- 这些怎么样 - 对呀 - What about these? - Yes!
谢谢你 贾斯珀 Thank you, Jasper!
我同意 I agree.
送子才是我们的老本行 Baby delivery is what we're born to do.
我们要不要理他 Should we do anything about him?
这个… It's...
算了 It's fine.
他们来了 天啊 They're here! Oh, my gosh.
我简直不敢相信 他们来了 I can't believe it! They're here!
他们来了 They're here!
噢… Aw...
在这里签名 Sign here.
还有这里 And sign here.
首字母拼音 Initial here.
拼音 拼音 拼音 Initial here, here, and...
我爱你 我的小淑女 I love you, my little lady.
我们会一直爱你 And we always will.
再见 Bye.
哦 原来他们直接送到家门口了 Oh, so you deliver to the front door.
所以 我们白糟践房子了 So we didn't have to destroy our entire house.
是啊 Yeah.
哟 鹳鸟 我要的是个弟弟 Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother!
我要的是弟弟 I ordered a brother!
你想给她喂奶吗 You wanna feed her her bottle?
果然是忍者的技能 Ninja skills.
你没事吧 You okay?
当然 我很好 Of course. I'm fine.
好吧 我感觉糟透了 Oh, this does not feel good.
每次送子都会是这样吧 Is every delivery gonna be like this?
我能说什么 这是一个糟糕的行业 What can I say? It's a terrible business.
我总是觉得很伤心 I feel so sad all the time.
不 其实我现在很好 No. I'm actually fine now.
是啊 看起来你驾驭感情的能力不错 Yeah, it looks like you're handling stuff real well.
是啊 看起来好 心里更好 Yeah. Look good, feel good.
嗯 不错 老兄 Yeah, pretty cool, man.
尽情享受这一刻吧 Just enjoying it.
你想谈心的话我随时有空 You know, I'm here if you wanna talk about anything.
- 我会认真聆听 - 不要 - I'm here to listen. - Nope.
好吧 看起来你确实应付的很好 Okay, well, it seems like you're handling it pretty well.
对 没错 Yeah, I am.
- 你在发抖 - 你才抖呢 You're shaking. You're shaking!
朱尼尔 哭出来没事的 Junior, it's okay to let your feelings out.
我才不哭呢 I'm not feeling.
- 哭出来对身体好 - 我是高冷的人 - It's healthy. - I have no feelings!
拜托 快哭吧 Come on, let it out.
嘿 Hey.
我们都会在你身边的 We're all right behind you.
去吧 Go on.
是谁 亲爱的 Who is it, honey?
是谁啊 爸爸 Who is it, Dad?
老妈 老爸 Mom and Dad?
好吧 伙计们 All right, guys.
我们终于送她回家了 We delivered her.
走吧 Let's go.
朱尼尔 Junior!
你要去哪 快过来 Where are you going? Get over here.
对呀 Yeah!
- 来点 - 不 不 不 - Come on! - No, no, no.
你爱死这样了 You love it.
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